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Little did you know that the lava pit under me was actually a disguised portal that you came through when I knocked you unconscious and threw you into the "lava". You get telefragged.

I throw the next poster into a pit of wet cement, then pour more on there and watch as they become a statue.

I dodge the push, leap behind the above poster as they stagger forward, and land a powerful kick to the back, damaging their spinal cord as they fall into the same pit of cement, unable to move.

I toss a hive of killer bees at the below poster.

I pull out a dustbuster and suck the bees into it, then I reverse it and blow the bees back at you.

I engage the next poster on a swordfight ontop of a speeding train.

I use PK Memes Ω, stunning Giygas and wiping you out.

I twirl my Optic Staff, paired with my summoning equipment, to summon a horde of Twins to attack the next poster.

I use a mirror to reflect the laser that one of the twins fires (I think they do that) and it hits you right in the face

I run at the next poster with a chainsaw

I use my sword to cut the chain so it flies into your eye

I see everything that induces unmatched rage (puppy/kitten/kid(goat)/kid(human) abuse) to go absolutely berserk and grind the next poster to a pulp.

Dodging a vicious dog's bite, I kick it back into you. It gets confused and bites your face to a pulp.

I shoot an unreflectable rocket at the next poster.

I grab the rocket out of the air, give you a look that says "really?" And throw it at you

I use a laser to initiate vacuum decay and delete the entire universe, including myself

I don't really need to do anything, because you and I are already gone from existence.

I pull an Ion Charger out of my backpack and start firing at the next poster.

Turns out what you were firing at was a decoy of me. Time to give you a taste of your own medicine.

I throw a Spirit Bomb at the next poster. (Dragon Ball Z, anyone?)

I don't believe in ghosts

*grabs a tennis racket and whacks it back at you*

I try and run over the next poster with a car

Bugger thinking that hard about a "Counter" kill. *walks out of the room* Later, Teddy. Try not to slip and fall under your own trap while you're watching me walk out the door.

Throws an orange at the next poster.

*dodges the orange, which then hits a springboard and bounces off and hits Buttons with lethal force*

I drop an anvil on the next poster.

I catch it and throw it back up at you. It hits your chin, knocking you backward, then falls on your balls. (Ouch.)

I clone myself multiple times to attack the next poster.

I jump over you and put a mask that looks like my face on you, the clones think it is me and attack you, after you are dead they also die because clones


I tie the next poster to a chair and then place them in a warehouse full of explosives and light a trail of gunpowder which leads to a pile of explosives behind the next poster

I use the commands /tp scorpionxr and /tp scorpionxr Faiyamon simultaneously, leading to me being teleported to Scorpion's location and Scorpion into the warehouse of explosives. I watch the explosion from far, far away.

I command my ScalySkull grunt army to attack the next poster.

He roasts me with a rap but I roast him harder with a similar rap. I roast him so hard he literally gets roasted.

I shoot an unreflectable rocket at the next poster.

You didn't think with portal guns though, so I make the rocket go back through the portal, simple.

I Leave you deep within your mind with paradoxes as locks.

I use weird logic to get out and also confuse you deep into the depths of your own mind.

I send Faba-Meowstic to place an annoying song in your head, so annoying that you will eventually go insane and waste away. (seriously that battle theme is annoying)

I endure the annoyance and put the song in your head, then stop the song from constantly playing in my head somehow. The insanity and wasting away effects apply to you instead, eventually.

I shrink the next poster to 1/500th of their normal size with a device, trap them in the ball return tube, and do some bowling in a setup that I built myself. The tube only has a conveyor belt on the top of there is one.