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You get banned for swearing, then a group of rioters burns your house down.

I put the next poster against the Superior Dragon with nothing but some lapis armor, a cleaver, and a common bee pet.

I trick the Superior Dragon to body-slam the ground you're standing on.

I delete the next poster's code.

The game notices the attempted data change and, assuming a catastrophic error occurred, crashes... in the middle of saving your character data. Good thing I saved just moments before, so that data was safe and able to be loaded. Your’s, on the other hand, was identified as corrupt and was deleted automatically.

I lock the next poster in a room full of deadly lasers. This is in order to “see how they will react when locked in a room full of deadly lasers”.

Then I throw the next poster into the same room, but they have no reflector to use.

Bump.

I sit happily by as the lasers proceed to shoot through the walls and ruin everything. A few control mechanisms are ruined, and the doors default to an open state as a safe mode, where I proceed to run/fly out as quickly as possible, as a few of the reactors powering the facility start to malfunction, causing the alarms to go off and an eventual steam explosion/meltdown that irradiates the entire facility. You don’t manage to escape in time to avoid fatal radiation poisoning.

I pit the next poster against Supreme Calamitas with nothing but a Copper Shortsword, and leave them to get annihilated.

I hack the game with TAS, helping me avoid all the bullets and land every weak hit I need to kill it. Somehow it explodes and kills you too.

I trap the next poster within a cube of unmeltable ice.

This unmeltable ice, which seemingly violates a few laws of thermodynamics, slowly absorbs all of the heat of the Earth.

Many political figures push acts to warm up our lovable globe by forcing every car owner to make their car as inefficient as possible, but this only results in oil shortages due to burnt fuel.
It's discovered that you were the one responsible for putting Earth into an ice age, and your sentence for dooming humanity is being thrown into the five mile radius near my ice cube where liquids freeze within seconds.

Everyone on Earth either leaves and moves to Mars (which is another disaster in itself) or becomes nice little humanoid ice cubes... who died.



I use a paradox to make the next poster immortal to everything except the heat death of the universe, thereby killing them when everything else dies.

You try to do that... and end up simply dying due to a different paradox you caused on accident.

I drop the next poster between a pair of high-speed crushing wheels.

You cartoonishly look down, and realize that you weren't standing on a ladder that was high enough to drop me from, and you had crawled up four non-existent steps higher.
Then, loony tunes style, you fall along with me.

I swap NP and I into a universe where NP suddenly explodes for no reason, and the court proceedings leave me not guilty, as they had just suddenly did that.

I do the same thing LITERALLY THE NEXT FRAME AFTERWARD, leaving you too surprised to react in time, and you blow up instead. I am pardoned and spared.

I revive an old joke by tossing the next poster into Po Town and blowing it up.

I teleport Po Town to you, where it then blows up.

I hit the next poster with a Sharpness 1000000 Netherite Sword.

Little did you know I was wearing Protection 1000000 and Thorns 1000001 Netherite Armor.

I hit the next poster with a punch.

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Little did you know I was wearing Protection 1000000 and Thorns 1000001 Netherite Armor.

I trap the next poster in the world of Slay the Spire.

I hack the game to give me the most OP cards in the game, which I use to instagib you.

I set the next poster's HP stat to 1, set all their other stats to 0, then I poke them with a stick.

Good thing I equipped this Thorns 125 armor that gives health and defense! *Idelac gets insta-gibbed*

I bury the next poster in sand.

/setblock ~ ~ ~ torch

Then you explode of rage.

I punch the next poster so hard they get pushed into the core of the earth. And I'm wearing a glove that nulls Thorns.

As I was in creative mode, I take no damage. You, on the other hand, not only reduce your arm to mush, but launch yourself into space, where either blood loss or asphyxiation kills you before you land in the sun. I just teleport back.

I pit the next poster against the Light Empress during the day with nothing but the clothes on their back.

Uh... does this count? I'm not so sure how this game works...

I unleash a light even brighter than the Light Empress, causing you to burn your eyes.

I throw some knives at the next poster.

I block with my unbreaking III and Mending Shield

Then shoot a flame V, power X, instant harm III arrow at the next poster (to repair my shield ;))