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...wait, isn’t the HP value unsigned right now? *integer underflow ensues*

I promptly wreck you with my mountain of HP.

I deal damage to the next poster equal to 1/3rd of my ridiculously massive HP total.

You try to wreck me with a 32999-damage-dealing hit, but my Hang Tough Support Ability causes me to survive with just 1/1977 HP. Then I use Minus Strike 17 times to deal 33592 damage, obliterating you.

I use the same attack to deal 1976 damage, on the next poster, who has 1976 HP. But to do such a thing, I have to have 1 HP. But if you think that you could just rush me and attack, I have an invincibility effect that can't be dispelled.

Bump.

“Look. Up.”

*Ban Hammer falls onto Idelac, banning him permanently for major glitch exploitation*

...if that fails, it wears off just as you hit me whilst I’m wearing Thorns armor. I survive the damage with the armor as you die due to the Thorns.

I trap the next poster in a space-time loop.

I rewind time and trigger a time paradox, which somehow puts you in the loop instead.

I trap the next poster in a Master Ball and throw said item into lava, effectively throwing the next poster in lava with them having no defense at all.

IM no Pokémon, I push you into the lava

I draw the last pice of exodia and win the shadow game

Whoops, your hand is too full! *last piece of Exodia is milled* ...well, that su-

*ALGOT EXPLODES VIOLENTLY DUE TO OVERWHELMING RAGE*

I throw the next poster into a Smeltery fueled with Blazing Pyrotheum and filled with Blazing Pyrotheum.

I quickly use Ember on myself and...

> error: statusEffect "fire_incinerating" does not exist.

The error causes my Burn effect to disappear for some reason. You inspect the furnace to make sure if anything's wrong, and I run behind you and shove you in.

After salvaging your body (With some fireproof gloves of course), I set up a tent as it gets dark, and I grab a stick and some marshmallows and roast them over your fiery corpse.

*Cue Persona 5 All-Out Attack finisher screen* "Disrespect levels are over 9000."

As the next poster's walking, I throw a banana peel on where they're going to step, causing them to slip into a fiery pit.

Bump.

The Banana Peel hits me directly, causing me to slip early and not fall into the pit. You go in to finish the job, and that’s when I perform a position swap to make you run into the pit trying to slam me into it.

I leave the planet’s atmosphere as the next poster is chasing me down. My armor has Airtight Seal on it, so I can breathe the oxygen stored in the chestplate.

Your suits airtight seal holds... and you run out of fresh oxygen to breath.

(how was this supposed to kill me?)

I stuff the next poster's mouth with ice cream, but they just happened to somehow find that they can't breath through their nose, and the ice cream is all of the BeanBoozled bad flavors combined.

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I stuff the next poster's mouth with ice cream, but they just happened to somehow find that they can't breath through their nose, and the ice cream is all of the BeanBoozled bad flavors combined.

slurp that BeanBoozled like a man and when i vomit, i target it to the next poster.

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Your suits airtight seal holds... and you run out of fresh oxygen to breath.

(how was this supposed to kill me?)

The attack was luring you into space so that you die of oxygen deprivation.

OT: I repel the vomit back at both you and MishaPlayer, blinding you. I then capitalize on the opportunity that created to send both of you to a MASSIVE Gravitational Anomaly (basically a black hole).

With the next poster chasing me, I run under the aforementioned Gravitational Anomaly with a Space-Time Equalizer integrated into me so that I’m not pulled in. The next poster, on the other hand, doesn’t have a single one of those, leading to them being pulled in.

I have the infinity gauntlet I snap to remove Gravitational Anomaly and then use the power stone to kill you

I snap again to kill the next poster with my gauntlet

Due to me being lucky you are snapped instead

I cut NPs head of

/tp algot120 Idelac

/tp Idelac ~10 ~ ~10

/deop algot120

I force the next poster into an inescapable cell.

I throw you in as you go to throw me in.

I knock the next poster’s soul out of their body, take away any intangibility/flight, then carry it away to another universe.

With my soul freed from my body, I force my way into you, taking you as a vessel and expelling your own soul, leaving it abandoned in the void of space.

I slowly kill the next poster over the span of a few years by putting drops of mercury in their food.

I force-feed you the food you contaminated, only with much more mercury.

I rip off a piece of the next poster's face.

That part of my face is covered in very abrasive scales which leaves a nasty wound on the hand you used to rip it. It gets infected and you die.

I spill an extremely sticky, to the point of being unescapable, liquid under the next poster's feet.