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Me: Looks like I'll have to plagiarize his tactics.

I force you to enter a portal that's linked to another portal, which is near me. You collapse with me.

I YEET the next poster with the Ultra Stamp.

I dodge the attack with an Impulse Boost, and you go flying helplessly off a cliff and into an ocean. Your Inkling form pops due to the water.

I build a massive wall to protect myself from the next poster, knowing I’ll almost certainly die if I attack first. Unfortunately for them, this cuts them off from something that they NEED to survive.

Jade Harley snaps her fingers and I swap places with you

"man people really need to learn that when you are a literal god tier reality warper who controls time and are friends with a much-stronger-than-average-due-to-being-fused-with-their-sprite-that-was-prototyped-usining-a.first-guardian literally-god-tier reality warper with controll of space. there is no preventing you from reaching things you need"

I throw NP ino the causing them to die

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You really need to find a way around position-swapping.

I spleef the next poster. Oh, not into the Void, that's an overdone cliche. I build a roof over my head and the next poster's, then I spleef them, causing them to... well, fly into the sun.

I point out you can not position swap with me in that case, because the is in the literal middle of nowhere

I warp time around NP so they age to death in 1 second

It appears that it works that way for you, but me, being inside the time warp, just sees everything shifting out of visibility. I warp the time warp onto you, but keep your head above the warp so that you have no time to react. I then use some Rad-Aways to deal with the intense hyper-gamma radiation from the time warp.

I launch the next poster into a black hole, with a teleportation disruptor imbedded deep into their body. I have an active one on me too, so that I’m not teleported to the black hole in the process.

I actually had a faster-than-a-black hole-jetpack equipped. I use it to fly away from the black hole like it's nothing, then I crash into you. The crash is so strong it causes you to be launched into the very same black hole you tried to kill me with. Oh, and don't think about teleporting. You said we both had teleportation disruptors, right? And you don't have that same jetpack.

I smash the next poster with the Sword of Infinity Damage while I have an infinite ATK stat and while the next poster has no abilities whatsoever at their disposal to defend them from the impending obliteration.

The Kid from Bastion Counter-Blocks the attack with Lunkhead Liquor active. You get smashed with 4 INFINITIES of damage. No points for guessing what the aftermath is.

I divide the next poster’s HP by Infinity, and repeat this 99 more times, just to be sure.

I take the derivative of your mathematical equation which negates the equation and changes it to 0 divided by 0. Because your equation is now undefined, I change it to be 0 divided by your HP which makes your HP 0.

I shoot an atomic separator at the next poster.

The resulting explosion of separating atoms from each other destroy you, and everything within a 4.5 mile radius.

I shoot the next poster with a baton, which somehow shoots.

I equip a Franklin Badge, The projectile slams into me, then immediately turns around and hits you in a place such that you get hurt and pass on...

I unleash an army of Pichu on the next poster.

Their attacks backfire and kill you

I cut np in half using the Subtle Knife

Being used to sneak attacks, I Down-B subtly. You get deleted through your own tricks.

I attack the next poster with a fireball barrage, a blizzard, a thunderstorm, a hurricane, a pillar of light, and a black hole of darkness, all at once.

*repels all the damage due to Persona affinities and Skills* “Sorry...”

I unleash a swarm of Shadow Bugs on the next poster, which wash over them and become a plethora of Shadow Clones, which immediately attack them.

"LUX CONGEREREREREREREREREREREREREREREREREREREREREREREREREREREREREREREREREROOR"

If you don't get it, I spam Lux Congerere (A light attack that hits all targets 3 times) on the Shadow Clones, and you get caught in the AoE.

I get a group of Pokemon and make them use Charge Attack, a skill in which they ALL rush the next poster and use Z-Moves, all at the same time.

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Tetrakarn and Makarakarn, anyone? *Attack gets repelled, obliterating everyone else in a 15 mile radius*

I equip Thorns 32767 Draconic Armor just as the next poster goes in for a backstab.

but I have counter thorns 32767 on my dragonic knife knife

I drop the entire universe on next poster

Down-B initiates a counter, which attacks you with the same amount of force you attacked me with. In other words, the universe gets dropped on you instead.

I force the next poster's HP to -99999.