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I no longer exist, and you have no motivation to send a dead body through time, creating a Grandfather Paradox which attracts reapers, who promptly eat you, fixing the problem.

I slap the next poster silly.

I have thorns 32767 diamond armor

I drown NP in liquid nitrogen

In Soviet Russia, victim freeze you! *flips Algot into the LN2*

I send a massive wall of mining at the next poster.

Capes are overused. I grab a sheet and flip it at the wall.

I confuse the next poster into walking off a cliff.

the confuce marker bounces of from me and hits you making you confused instead

I drop a huge anvil on NP

I bring the laws of real world physics to make wind blow the anvil to you. You die from it.

I throw you into space. Good luck out there without a helmet.

I have a spacesuit module in my Interrealmal Modular Assistance Device (IMAD). I use a Motorized Grappling Hook to pull you towards me, break your helmet with a pickaxe, then use the same MGH to return to the station.

I hijack a pole to lock the next poster to it, followed by it rocketing high into space.

#POSITIONSWAP

I turn into a jester-devil and strike the next poster down with hearts, diamonds, spades, and clovers while continuously chanting: "I CAN DO ANYTHING!"

I just ask you (Jevil) if you can write a list of things you can't do. And while you're trying to figure out how to do that, I cape a spade at you.

Next poster is falling off a bottomless pit which is closed off.

PepsiCola350 has encountered an error whilst performing action:

java.text.ParseException at index 15: found unexpected object “bottomless pit” with associated status “falling off”

...yea, I don’t think that it makes sense to be falling OFF a BOTTOMLESS PIT...

I hide a Draconic Reactor in a mountain next to the next poster’s base, and have it detonate on them.

#POSITIONSWAP (Okay next time I'll try to avoid this)

I get Luigi to down-taunt the next poster whilst they're hanging on a 100-foot tall cliff.

slime block bounces me up and I land on your head

I rip np in half with my bare hands

As you come at me in order to tear me apart, I lure and trap you in a tunnel. I then vacuum out all of the air, asphyxiating you.

I trap the next poster in a fusion ring and initiate fusion.

I am fused with god and use my infinite power to anahilate you

I use my sword to destroy all the air around NP and tap them in an invisible box

You weren't able to transfer enough energy through the sword using your arms to destroy air molecules, so before you can prepare for a swipe at me, I destroy your chest with a pocket knife.

I turn the next posters balls of steel into an omelet of steel. (this is assuming they're male, and have balls of steel)

I switch our entity names and you get the omelet of steel. We're assuming you're male, and you have balls of steel.

I place a command block that teleports the next poster 255 blocks down into the void repeatedly.

As soon as the block enters your inventory, the server freaks out that you obtained a block that was supposedly “operator only” without being an operator and immediately bans you for hacking without giving you a chance to place the block. You then promptly die of RAGE OVERLOAD.

I warp a gallon of water into the next poster’s veins.

I intentionally barf, but not before forcing your mouth open and making you eat all the regurgitated muck. Oh, and let's not forget the outrages amount of salt and fat you tried to kill me with.

I hit the next poster with a punch. But this is no ordinary punch. *Cue One-Punch Man theme*

“This thing has been collecting dust! Better put it to good use now!” *places a portal in front of the punch, with the other one placed just behind Idelac*

I grow the next poster to a size larger than the sun, and have them collapse in on themselves due to the enormous mass they now possess. I make sure NOT to be anywhere near the scene of the incident when it happens so that I don’t get obliterated with them.