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Bold of you to assume the Morph mod doesn't let people morph into Cap. Jack Harkness, man.

I poke the next posters eyes hard enough to make them see the weird light things, but not hard enough to injure them.

As they watch the light show, I kick them in the gut with my spiked-knee jeans.

I activate Monado Art: Shield x 1000 and shield. You get recoiled into the blast zone.

I fire a wall of bullets at the next poster.

Problem sleuth drops NP through his Office window and then Un pluggs it

I switch your position with mine.

I play an electric guitar in such an epic way that the next poster somehow dies.

you can not say somehow and doing so is so taxing that your body destroys itself

I shoot np with a laser gun

The laser gun used a standard store-bought laser pointed placed strategically placed into a gun, with the trigger activating the diode.

I proceed to pull out a mirror and reflect the beam into your eyes, and beat you to death.

I pull out a big (but not too big) sword and initiate a sword fight fight with the next poster.

DOWN B! *DIIIING* *KAPOWSHEU* “GAME!” (Yes, you just got countered)

I build a base with laser turrets, a Blazing Pyrotheum moat, deadly guard dogs, reinforced blast doors, invisible walls of radiation, and burning-hot floors. ...in the way of the next poster as they’re running away from something, of course.

I use the universal reflector to reflect all of the effects on you.

I build a basic castle with some arrow dispensers and a lava moat.

I walk past the castle. As part of a gag, the whole castle explodes. With you in it.

I drop 50 million metric tons of sand and gravel with some anvils mixed in on the next poster. If they try any teleportation, the Ender Anchor below them will teleport them to it instead, followed by the ceiling falling down and taking them with it into The Void.

I use a /tp @e[type=FallingBlock] command to teleport all the blocks over you.

I simply erase the next poster's existence by erasing the universe they're in. And if you thought I'd erase myself too, I considered this and executed this in a different universe.

You find that you don’t have the permissions required to do so. The Master of the Omniverse finds out though, and deletes you from existence.

I secretly cause the planet, spaceship, ETC the next poster’s on to glitch out of existence.

Btt I R Immun to tht ND U R on sam PLNT (I dunno)

I punch NP in the face

My face happens to be right behind yours.

I force the next poster to read cringy fanfic, killing them in minutes.

The fan fiction itself cringes so hard that it destroys itself before I die. You rage so hard that YOU die instead.

I trap the next poster in the Quantum Realm by shrinking them to an incredibly small size with Realmal Resizing so that a black hole isn’t created.

You shrink yourself instead of me.

The next poster is trapped in Minecraft with me using a command block to spawn creepers at their spawn point in a bedrock room.

I simply swap positions with you and place a command block that teleports you to the same location repeatedly, proving your escape impossible.

I pull a ninja and assassinate the next poster.

You slip, fall, and snap your neck trying to sneak into just the right position to assasinate me. Guess that’s why you leave the ninjaing to the professionals.

I build a base in outer space for the next poster. What they don’t know is that it’s going to be hit by a decent-sized asteroid soon. Like, soon after they arrive.

my future self uses a spel to swap our position right before the meteor hits

I erase NP from reality

The cartoonishly huge eraser you used to do this falls on you, erasing you from reality as well.

I draw a doodlebob version of the Next Poster, but it's designed to always be stronger then them, and always know where they are.

It will find them, and it will kill them.

he realizes that I am currently in 17 places at the same time and turns on you

I send the next poster through time in such a way an action they do will kill their future self but not me. if they refuse to dot hat action they get sent to a doomed timeline and die