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I defend and counter-kill you with every specification.

Assuming you tried to punch me while I was at half a heart, I quickly pull out my shield and block your attack.

My hunger bar heals me, and I quickly punch you back after throwing a weakness potion on you.

You die.

Why am I still typing this?

I don't know, I'm tired.

I toadroast the next poster into being a bacon haired bozo, and being one of the raining men.

Um... I don't know how to counter that.

*Somehow counter-kills MishaPlayer*

I set the next poster's Y coordinate to -999999999, which kills them instantly, and there is a teleportation disruptor attached to them, which also disrupts position-swapping.

Rather then swap positions, I quickly hack the server to shut it down.

As the MCF Moderators attempt to restart it, I shift the entire world 999999999 blocks down as well as every entity and player, except for you.

When everyone rejoins, they are confused by the supposedly broken F3 menu, and you fall almost ten million blocks to your doom.

I quickly eject the next poster towards the sun with the following things, and only the following things.

• A space suit with enough coolant, oxygen and nutrients to last the poster to their destination.
• A bomb which explodes if opened, hacked, activated or even jostled more then their velocity.
• A 21st century Earth vehicle, with no interstellar propulsion. (Note that there is no air in this car.)
• An ability disruptor, which prevents regeneration, telepathic/psychic abilities, or much of anything to get you out of this situation, which includes Idelac's method that they used above, which was somehow counterkilling me without explaining.. (This is wired up to the bomb so that if the cable is cut, the disruptor is powered off or hacked, the bomb goes boom.
• A Dalek.

Probably overkill.

I carefully disassemble the hinge of the door of the car, carefully move the bomb outside at a very slow rate, then ram my door shield into it. The bomb explodes, and I am sent back to Earth and end up orbiting at around the same altitude as the ISS. I manage to get inside, and a mission is sent/modified to help me get back to solid ground.

EDIT: Since the Dalek didn’t have a specified location I’ll just say it was in the trunk.

Now you may be wondering, “What about the counter-kill?”. Well, let’s just say that your illegal rocket launch was easily noticed by the government, and then they managed to gather enough evidence to convict you of several offences, and you received the death penalty for your actions.

I shift me and the world up 999999999 blocks.

I unleash a mind-control program which puts all the Daleks into my control, and I teleport them to your location. Then I make them open fire.

I pit the next poster against a god of light and a god of dark.

I threaten them with non-existence through the power of COMMUNISM so they instead turn on you and kill you, before promptly no longer existing.

I launch 12 tons of tungsten at the next poster, and it is travelling towards them at 99.99999999999999999962167% of the speed of light. You cannot get out of the way and relativistic forces apply. You also cannot slow it down, or travel away from it so fast that it hits you with a relative speed that isn't really fast.

The tungsten turns out to be a billion miles from me, and by the time it gets near me it has already burnt up.

I teleport the next poster just beyond the event horizon of a supermassive black hole.

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The tungsten turns out to be a billion miles from me, and by the time it gets near me it has already burnt up.

I teleport the next poster just beyond the event horizon of a supermassive black hole.

OT: you're supposed to find a way to make it kill me instead.

You accidentally teleport yourself instead, and die due to the whole black hole thing

I pull you along and throw you towards them, slowing me down with me landing on my feet while all three of you die.

I send the next poster into Aether... but because we don't have that mod installed here, they fall thousands of blocks into an unloaded chunk.

I quickly switch places between me and you.

I then teleport the next poster 10 miles in the sky with no floor but lava and concrete

I teleport you to the floor but not before using a command that sets a block under you. Then I land on you, which breaks every bone in your body.

I hit the next poster with a creepypasta.

The creepypasta makes me bored an I fall asleep, so it decides to haunt you until it kills you one day.

The next poster will be killed with the /kill command

I leave just before the command /kill @e is executed. No points for guessing how well that ends for you.

The next poster steps on a dot that sticks to them and deals significant DoT.

The dot does nothing and I kill you

Next poster get's stabbed 30000000 times in 0.1 seconds

You didn't specify if I was wearing a knife-proof vest or not.

I proceed to stab your unprotected chest twenty seven times.

...

What? You come up with unoriginal counterkills, I'll do it too.

I pull out my Nuclear Death Ray and annihilate the next poster.

As you shoot it, I teleport behind you and push you down a hole. You die

I kill the next poster no matter what.

It doesn't work, and you go to hell before you die.

I blast Mario Screaming 1, 2 and 3 all into the next posters earlobes at 120% volume.

I have my volume capped below an ear-breaking volume. You, on the other hand, have no protection from either the noise that you’re blasting at me or the electric shock from your phone breaking.

I activate Bayonetta’s Final Smash on the next poster during a stamina match.

Unfortunately, the FS Meter was enabled, and I had my Final Smash available, too. The Mario Finale doesn't kill you in one hit, but the fireballs just push you to the blast line, causing me to win anyway.

I smash the next poster with a giant paint roller.

You bury me, sure, but you also go flying off into lava and get insta-killed due to being significantly damaged. Whoops!

I grab the next poster using Ganondorf’s Flame Choke whilst they’re off the edge of the stage. Que the forced drop into oblivion.