Minecraft Forums

You succeed, and society crumbles... literally.

However, I survive because the earthquake was a shorter wavelength, and by quickly deploying a Portable Long Automated Tower, the tower and I only shake a little bit.

As I retract the tower after the earthquake ends, I tell all of society that you caused the earthquake, and messed up life on Earth as a whole, causing every single country, with every single person being hostile towards you, danger and death creeping around every corner.

You proceed to walk into two beartraps... which trigger a rube goldberg machine, dropping four anvils onto you.

I fire a gun... at a police officer behind the poster, and quickly hand them the gun, and activate my Cloak and Dagger, also taking disguise as a random civilian while running away.

Before you fire, I quickly throw a reflector at him. The bullet hits the reflector, destroying it, and the bullet kills you, as it is reflected.

I throw a bunch of swords at the next poster.

I use an a Alcubierre Drive to move faster than the speed of light out of the black hole. Everyone else, however, thinks you killed me. Que you getting tried and executed for murder.

I detonate a Draconic Reactor below the next poster’s feet without them realizing it.

When I look around, I see you with the detonator. I throw a Possession Switcher at the detonator so it teleports into my hands, then I position-swap and press the button.

KABOOM!

I set the next poster's Max HP to 0.

Quote from dufhugth20»

You used this in the form of the Scientist's Glitch skill. When you use it, it travels at me in the form of a ball of energy. I cape it at you.

I make all the mass of the next poster spontaneously collapse into a black hole. Which then explodes violently due to Hawking Radiation.

Unfortunately, that was a remote-control decoy. I use my remote to force the decoy to grab you into the black hole, and YOU die from the Hawking Radiation.

I make the next poster listen to a ridiculously loud video with the computer's volume output set to 999999999%, and I'm immune to the whole thing.

Bump

Referee: “Don’t think I didn’t see you drawing more cards than you were supposed to just recently!” *presents video proof*

You then get executed via a drop into a one-way portal to THE SUN for your attempted cheating.

I put the next poster in a cramped rocket bound for a trip out of the solar system. The rocket has an anti-teleportation device that prevents any teleportation activity nearby, and it cannot be toggled off. Also, there are no spacesuits or food items inside the rocket, and the next poster is stripped of everything except their clothes as soon as the rocket begins taking off.

You were not specific on what my clothing had to be, and my clothing was a modified HEV suit, with addons to support oxygen tanks and built in cooling/heating, and jetpack boots, as well as built in nourishment systems.

I proceed to exit the rocket, slowly flying back to Earth.

I equip my trusty Trolldier loadout, fly into the air above the next poster, and market garden them. (Critical hit, which does 195 damage.)

...I have 100 Health and 100 Shields...

MishaPlayer went out with a BANG!

...whoops... ...looks like someone forgot to keep their distance... (BTW you’re supposed to kill the attacker as you survive their attack, i.e. sending the attack back at them or having their attack invoke something which gets them killed)

I do the same thing that I did in my previous post to the next poster, but this time the only clothes they have are standard civilian clothing.

Easy solution. I get to the controls and I re-direct the rocket at you.

I heal the next poster so much they die. Don't question it, just go with it.

I keep jumping off of a high building while you heal me, as I pull out a supercharged version of your healing machine, and do the same to you.

We both proceed to die in a healing explosion.

I snap... the next poster's spine in half.

But not before i’ve inflicted 28 stab wounds.

I duct tape my little brother to the wall.

I proceed to shoot you, but release your little brother out into the open world, giving him the gun as protection and taking your house as my own.

I shoot the next poster with a miniature nuke, point blank, making sure they're not wearing armor, that we're both on a server that they don't have access to any operator commands, and that they can't quickly escape or counter attack before I fire the miniature nuke.

There’s this new thing called a teleporter.

You blow yourself up.

I wrap the next poster in duct tape, in a room that denies all abilities and electricity, alongside teleportation. I shoot you point blank with an ak-47

Assuming the lack of electricity is due to the fact that the room denies energy, the percussion caps in the bullets don't blow, and we both soon die from our bodies running out of energy.

I slap the next poster so hard, they smear across a few dimensions.

I just stand there. As an immovable object. I am completely unaffected as one of Newton’s laws of motion makes it so that I technically slap you so hard that you smear across a few dimensions. I become a “normal” object soon afterwards before I die of asphyxiation.

I send an unstoppable force at the next poster. At lightspeed.

Quote from Player_Miner»

I just stand there. As an immovable object. I am completely unaffected

But the energy must go somewhere so...

*insert explosion gif here*

*insert explosion gif here*

(Note that this is a response to Player_Miner's attack, I assume that nubbin just accidentally doubled his text)

I type EVEN FASTER THAN LIGHTSPEED the following command:

/effect Idelac minecraft:jump_boost 1000000 40 true

When I jump, the unstoppable force just flies around the world and hits you in the back, which kills you.

I steal the next poster's bones.

Um, I didn’t do it accidentally. #nullpost