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My human body dies... but out pops my ToonTown body.

Cue hilarious but deadly battle montage full of gags and pranks.

I force the next poster to be uncreative, and proceed to hit them with a metal baseball bat. (<--------- not tf2)

I convince the reptile to eat you, as I promise to help it out by healing it's burn wounds and giving it advice.

I bribe Santa to run over your grandparents with his reindeer.... before your parents are conceived.

I notice your plan, and alert someone with the tools to stop you. They wait for you at the time and place that you plan to arrive at, and when you exit your time machine, they try to arrest you, saying that it’s for your own good. As you refuse to listen, you resist the arrest and get into a big fight. During the fight, however, you miss a shot, and end up blowing up your grandparents before they conceived your parents. The resulting paradox causes both a timeline split and the two of you to be kicked back to the present. Then, extra-worldly beings called Paradox Hunters hunt you down and torture you to death for causing a paradox. So basically, there is now a timeline where you were never born, and a timeline where you were killed.

I place a portal to The Moon under the next poster’s feet. I also thought to put on a space suit before doing so.

For some reason the portal led me next to a nearby rocket. Quickly using what little oxygen I have left, I run in and use the rocket to fly back to earth. Then I proceed to make the rocket crash into you, blowing you up while I watch the explosion high in the sky (where's there's oxygen, mind you) thanks to a parachute I found in the rocket.

I grab the Machine Gun Jetpack (Are you familiar with this? If not, look it up.) and fly over to the next poster, which causes them to die from the barrage of bullets. Also I have an invisible barrier which reflects all incoming projectiles but not mine. Go figure.

Your attack succeeds, and as you walk over to my corpse, you realize that it's somehow fake, and hear the sound of a Dead Ringer.

By the time you're able to aim your gun, I've already pulled off a headshot and bodyshot with The Ambassador.

...

And then I proceed to tbag you, because why not?

The next poster doesn't feel so good... because I've poisoned their drink with cyanide.

No, you didn't die from the Thanos Snap.

I grab my “Poisoned” status marker, and then throw it at you, somehow transferring the effect to you. You die of poisoning before you can receive an antidote due to both the speed of the toxin and the lack of foresight on your part.

I do the Thanos Snap, only it effects the next poster specifically.

I hit you with Mario's Cape, which causes you to turn around forcefully and I use command block powers to remove the specification of being able to hurt me only, and you hit a player with Thorns L, causing you to die.

I jump on the next poster, Mario style.

I quickly change my skin to Mario, forcing you to bounce off of me as Mario 2/Luigi/Player 2/Whatever can only bounce on Mario/Player1/idk.

I open a portal to hell heck... but it's under the next poster.

/positionswap Idelac MmanGamer14

I start throwing stuff at the next poster. It's a storm of snowballs.

I whip out a Bullhead Shield, and use it in a blocking state with the Mirror Shield Skill active. Due to the brokenness that is Minecraft’s snowball physics, all the snowballs that WOULD have hit me instead fly backwards and smash into your face and escort you to the blast line against your will.

Game: Mixing multiple game references in a single action? Shame on you!

I drop an invisible mine on the next poster, then I detonate it remotely.

It’s a mine, so it won’t activate unless I step on it. Knowing you dropped something, I don’t move, and shine a light, revealing its shadow. I then /position swap with you.

I throw fireballs at the next poster.

I pull out dual Hot Hands, catch both fireballs, and throw them back to you.

I then proceed to slap you with them... twice... each hand.

I set off the rube goldberg machine I made before you came up to me, as a cool set of events occurs.

[Dominoes tip each other over, getting bigger until they knock over a glass tied to a lever which turns on a fan which is in a boat which floats over to a clock which goes off at 12:00 setting off a noise alarm that disables a forcefield holding an anvil over the poster.]

I walk away as the anvil drops. You try and force me back into the line of fire, and end up being the one who is hit.

I drop a Remote Mine, then detonate it remotely (it can only detonate on command) as the next poster approaches it.

I teleport the explosion to you.

I assault the next poster with the infamous Clash Blaster Booyah Bomb.

Bump.

Echo Reflector! *BINK* *KASPLOOSH*

I drop a massive amount of snow on the next poster to mimic a death scene from Jake Eyes’ 50 Ways to Die in Minecraft Part 5. At least, I think it’s part 5...

/tp Player_Miner MmanGamer14

/tp MmanGamer14 ~+4000 ~+10 ~-1000

/kill [next poster]

You do not have permission to use that command.

I think this calls for a ban. Wouldn't you agree?

I throw the next poster out of a car while it is still moving.

*rolls across the ground* “Wait, there’s a hole right-”

*CRASH*

“...there...”

I activate the Chaos Modifier, and all the worst modifiers pop out.

/positionswap Idelac algot120

I hit the next poster with a hit that's guaranteed to deal 999999999 damage to them, without any means of countering or blocking or any defensive stuff available for them, and there is no possible way for me to get banned for this.