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You force me to lose by instantly breaking a 3x3x2 area of blocks below me for the entirety of the match. The referees catch me with a chain and hook so that I don’t die from the lava pit at the bottom, and YOU get executed by lava pit by the referees mid-match by way of pulling you off with a chain and hook for cheating in a life-or-death match in the tournament. The arena is reset, and the match is restarted. I win that match, and the rest of the matches until I reach the ones that aren’t life-or-death, and only then do I actually lose, assuming that I do.

I fire Wolfpack Cartridges at the next poster from a pair of revolvers at the rate of a machine.

I use the you-know-what to knock the Wolfpack Cartridges at you.

In a game of Splatoon Rainmaker, I blast the next poster with the Rainmaker.

You try and use the Medusa Head against me, but WHOOPS, out of mana! I then teleport away as you use the Medusa Head successfully, which grabs the attention of all the nearby Creepers, Skeletons, Zombies, Spiders, and, of course, Medusas. You get petrified by a Medusa then are promptly blown to bits by the Creepers.

I glitch out a drawbridge the next poster is on such that it spins beyond it’s normal rotation angle repeatedly in rapid succession.

The instant the bridge does a 180 degree turn, I teleport you to my location and we both fall. I proceed to quickly chain a weight to your leg and I use you as a footstool to gain just barely, barely, BARELY enough height to reach solid ground.

I unleash every single possible attack on the next poster, one after another, starting with the ridiculously strong ones.

I use the N0-u-Inator and a laser staser powered by Nobelium-Uranium capsules.

I hack into the next poster's PC, and delete their entire Windows folder.

(Why just system32, when I could go for the entire system and registry?)

You forget, I know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows a time traveling from of magic Simply put, I can kill you before you were born.

I am defended by an army of archmages, who can also se me from every angle at once, so no sneak strikes.

I brought and put on a bulletproof vest before our duel, and shoot back at you.

(made a defence due to tiredness)

Uhh... I’m wielding a Hylian Shield... *BINK!* *algot gets beheaded by his own attack*

I set up a field of Random Bomb Generators around myself, and the next poster gets too close to them.

I hide behind a trampoline.

Also, sorry, I got tired with that last one, i'll change it.

I hire several mercenaries to snipe you out of existance, and several more to spy/rocket/engie check, and MORE to build sentries around the area to prevent non-spy classes.

Easy solution. WorldEdit and /ban.

I unleash a fire combo on the next poster.

Sorry, I’m using a Persona that SP Drains Fire... *proceeds to use 100000000° Kelvin with the gained SP*

I switch off the Persona and use Trip Pulse on the next poster whilst they’re in the middle of a field of ticking bombs.

That switch was actually the switch that blew up your awesome base which you happened to be standing in at the time.

I use a diamond sword. Nothing special about that...

I eat a notch apple beforehand, and use a shield to block the attack, and mow you down with an iron axe.

You know, normal PVP?

I summon the wrath of THANOS CAR to smear the next poster across several dimensions.

I get the meme man to kill the now dead meme and you.

I unleash a rainstorm so it floods the area and drowns the next poster.

I use my Angel Ring to fly above the flood, and laugh as you end up drowning yourself as you SOMEHOW forgot how to swim.

I throw homing Emoji at the next poster.

I throw the opposite of an emoji, which is a smiley (Like this ). It collides with the emoji and is sent towards you.

I hit the next poster with the Spontaneously Combusting Woomy.

I get knocked back off of a cliff. ...then your “weapon” spontaneously combusts as you go to grab it. I land in some water below, and you jump for the water too to survive your tragic mistake. However, your mistake quickly goes from just “tragic” to “tragically lethal” as someone nails you with an Impulse Grenade, which flings you into a ravine before you land.

I use the Piano Drop Skill to drop a Piano on the next poster.

Looks like I'm going to need to G E T O U T W H I L E I S T I L L C A N ! ! !

The next poster is swarmed by Phantoms, thanks to their insomnia.

I duck under the Phantoms, and you get crushed as you are swept into the epicenter of their flight paths due to Entity Cramming Damage.

I apply Speed 10000 to the next poster for eternity as they are running somewhere, making sure I’m suspended in midair by an Angel Ring as I do so.

I end up running so fast I somehow travel back in time to before you flew up and used the Angel Ring, whilst you are on the ground. Cue a merciless roadkill scene.

The next poster is hit with the overpowered(?) Burst Bomb Rush.