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As I get forced out, I pull you with me, and use you as a platform as sorts to jump back into the space ship.

Next poster listens to the fire music and gets burned.

I SP drain the Fire/Symphonic Damage with items. I then wipe the floor with you in an instant with Death Chord, a Symphonic-based insta-kill/KO, with the acquired MP.

The next poster is within Death Chord’s AOE.

I notice you're wearing earplugs. I steal them and put them on, and you die to the deadly guitar.

Going back to basics, I chuck a grenade to the next poster.

Repel Physical + Your Rage.

CRITICAL HIT!

algot120 was slain trying to kill Connor_Miner

I get the next poster to attack me whilst I have Thorns 20000 armor equipped.

It’s blank... did someone bleach it? *dramatic burning ensues* ...Guess that answers my question.

I go after the next poster with the Dragoon.

I blast the Dragoon with the Daybreak. (Smash 4, anyone?)

I use a modified bow named "Exploding Arrow Shower", and it does exactly what it does based on the name. Also, I'm immune to explosions and arrows.

You are immune to explosions and arrows, yes, but not the fall damage from the huge crater left behind. I simply tackle you.

I trap the next poster inside a air-tight, water-tight, fire proof, explosion-proof, tool-proof, magic-proof, unobtainium cube that has been fitted with an anti-teleportation device. The walls of the cube are slowly closing in to crush them.

You must be new around here.

*position swap*

I put on Infinity Armor(nullifies all damage), then hit the next poster with a 999999999999999999 attack damage axe with no cooldown.

Can't take your axe and kill you, but I can irritate you. I teleport out of the way for every strike until you ragequit. (Dunno if this counts tho)

I glitch the next poster.

Apparently you tried to punch me while you were still pinned to the ground with my swords. Now to stab your soul out.

I dunk the next poster in a dunk tank, and I seal it so they cannot get out.

I smash whatever was sealing the dunk tank open with my bare hands and pull the above poster under the water.

I summon an army of Iron Golems to attack the next poster.

...I’m invisible. *algot120 gets pierced by the laser stare*

I toss an Omni-Elemental Gigablast at the next poster that quickly flies towards them, no matter what they try to do, and (supposedly) obliterates them.

I kill it with a mega-super-ultra-giga-meta-hyper explosive fireball. The explosion also kills you, and I somehow make it out unharmed.

I use the same attack on the next poster.

One important detail. You are in the blast zone, and not bomb proof. Bye bye!

I use the Infinite Improbability Drive to escape this planet, and, the next poster spontaneously transforms into a turducken.

It seems you have forgotten to equip the Infinite Improbability Drive to a spaceship, so it doesn't look like you'll be getting anywhere. I see this as the perfect opportunity to make you explode. How I made you explode while being a turducken is beyond me. TL;DR, I cause you to explode inexplicably.

I trap the next poster inside of a cage, with three anvils falling from the sky to hit them on the head.

I teleport the anvils to you, and they somehow keep their damage.

*insert Mario saying bye bye*

I fire a Wind projectile that homes in on the next poster to knock them off of a cliff.

Apparently I was hugging you when you fired it. I use you as a platform to grab the cliff's edge.

I toss a bomb onto the next poster's head and detonate it.

You kinda forgot to light the tnt. However, after a well placed place-swap command, I don't forget.

I challenge the next poster to a one on one sword fight. (for the record, I am pretty good)

I fall in, but the Charged Creepers shoot Death Glares at you and refuse to do what you want them to. I take this opportunity to place a Slime Pad to let the Charged Creepers bounce over to you, then teleport away with an Advanced Dislocator before they realize who I am. Don’t expect any points for guessing how well that ends for you.

I use every Final Smash in the Super Smash Bros. franchise on the next poster at once.

"Final Attack! KILLER INCINERWAIL!"

I steal the next poster's dignity.