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As you swing the sword, I cape it at you, and it is inevitably driven into your chest.

I drop a reinforced CASTLE on the next poster.

I step out of the way and then enter the castle as it falls down, I then become the king of the castle and send an army of knights to deal with you

I call the entire US army to attack the next poster

The army assaults me but I just teleport the army right on top of you so you die from the intense pressure.

The next poster is hit with an instant-killing, unavoidable flurry of 1000 sword slashes.

a n g e r y s t a r e scares the swords into coming back.

the next poster is infected with a disease that will guarantee death within 24 hours

It is also highly contagious, so i tackle you, giving you the disease too.

I call a favor from a mad man with a box that is bigger on the inside. You know who I am talking about. Barty Crouch Jr. He proceeds to Advarda Kedavra you to death.

I hack a Magic Bounce forcefield around me, and the spell bounces off and hits you and Barty Crouch Jr. LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

I barrage the next poster with beans.

I eat them all, then I fart at you. The intensity of the fart is strong enough to make your nose melt, and eventually your whole body.

I throw the next poster into some quicksand, head-first. I also disable all types of teleportation for them, and I take away all their weapons.

I stop moving and float, and for some reason float up into the air but then fall on you.

I throw a stink bomb at the next poster's face.

I play a kazoo directly next to the next poster's ear, and play it as loud as I can, so loud that their ears explode. Also I'm immune to explosions.

You are clearly new here. I use my magic to position swap with you.

I get my tiny baby dragon to eat your face.

I swing my sword so hard that it crashes into you. The impact is so strong that it causes your body to fall apart and turn into dust.

I use Throwing Sword Barrage.

I charge my fire laser and blast your Gaster Blaster. Since I'm human, my magic is stronger, and you get burned to dust.

I force the next poster to eternal sleep and fling them into the ocean.

That may be true in your world, but not here. He is stronger, as he has been around longer.

EIther way, a mermaid turned out to be my true love, and I am awoken. I then proceed to throw you into the same ocean, bound in magic chains.

I levitate the next poster over a bottomless pit.

I drink a strength potion with a power level of OVER 9000!!!! I then throw the building back on top of you.

I pull a Salem and burn the next poster at the stake.

I burn the stake with fire magic, and since it's my own magic, it doesn't hurt me. I get out, quickly set up a gallows, and hang you.

I swing my sword upwards with enough force to knock the next poster in said direction. I effortlessly throw hundreds of swords each hit suspending them in the air, then slash them into the ground at the end of the attack. This is called the "Throwing Sword Barrage".

I defend myself with a water bottle, and when the knife pierced it water sprays everywhere, including at the springlocks, causing them to malfunction and crush you.

I splash acid at the next poster's face.

I jump you, take the pen, and write your name instead.

I use the spell ROARING INFERNO!

Fire Finale should be enough.

I use Throwing Sword Barrage.

(Yes, your own fist flies into you.)

I'm sorry for the necro, guys, but I really loved this game.

OT:

I absorb algot's soul and use Fire Finale. Since a human soul and a monster soul combined have tremendous magical power, I'm able to use it several times in quick succession.

I assume you took my soul from an AU, which explains how you launched all the attacks. I dodge all the attacks with ease, but the final attack, which is a death laser, clashes with all my DT and magic. In other words, I combine my DT and magic to unleash the strongest possible fire laser I can to break through you and into your souls, destroying them.

Now onto something else, I bring out a Tempered Dynamo Roller and attempt to crush the next poster with it.