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You poke me by using Prod, and you push me off a cliff. I use a Motorized Grappling Hook to pull you off as well before I use the same Motorized Grappling Hook to pull myself back to solid ground.

I set up 50 RBGs (Random Bomb Generators) around the next poster, then teleport away when they activate.

I teleport half the bombs atop your head, and the rest, being random bomb generators, simply explode with an explosion the size of a firecracker.

After chugging a couple of healing potions, I shoot you with a laser from the Blade that Holds the Blackness.

Position-swap. 'nuff said.

I unleash this combo on the next poster, somehow on my own:

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The German's got over that a long time ago, but the an Iranian spy sees this, and, believing it is a declaration of war from america, tells his country to launch nukes. Congrats, you just ended the world.

Uhm "Nazi" Germany, implies time travel happened, but no reason to spark a debate about this so take this with a grain O' salt

/nulllll

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You forgot about my ally in the process. He grabs you as you attempt the combo, and then we to the combo to YOU.

I apply Light 2 to the next poster, then use a fan to blow them into a wall of Blazing Pyrotheum.

Portals. 'nuff said.

Portals. 'nuff said.

I use teleportation magic to break the never ending fall you put me in. This magic also puts you in my place, and, while you try to escape the never ending fall, you hit the ground at terminal velocity. Yay.

I open a black hole beside the poster, and then stand beside them.

Looks like you made the black hole too small to even be REMOTELY stable. I warp away, and you get obliterated in the ensuing MASSIVE explosion due to Hawking Radiation.

I drop the next poster into a black hole. I then warp away whilst simultaneously preventing position swapping.

Position swapping is only one form of teleportation. I just teleport back to Earth, then I kick you into the black hole.

I chuck the Cookie at the next poster.

I catch it. I then shoot an arrow with my Draconic Bow in the direction the Cookie came from. Sure enough, I hit you in the face.

I put the Cookie down somewhere. The next poster touches it, and gets warped into orbit.

I do just that and position-swap.

I send the next poster to prehistory, and you can't send me there, either.

I return to the present, somehow sending you to post-history in the process.

I set the next poster’s size to -8.

It turns out you accidentally made it POSITIVE 8. I stomp you with ease.

I'm still in my big form. I stomp the next poster.

The first part of me that your foot touches is that pointed rock hanging off my bangs (look in avatar) and it gives you a serious wound even for someone as big as you are. Ow!

I put Stealth Rocks around the next poster. There isn't really a way to clear them, and if you move in to attack, the pointed stones will fly at you.

I use an item to cast “Transfer Effects” randomly. Sure enough, it directs the Stealth Rocks onto you as you go to attack. WHAM.

I set the next poster’s size to -8, making sure I’m NOT mistyping it to just 8.

Because you are making me a negative size, it ends up causing a bug in the universe, creating a rip in the space time continuum, destroying everything in a 10 Light-year radius.

Because I am at the epicenter of the rip, I accidentally absorb the power of it, making me essentially a god, for a few good seconds anyway. I use the temporary new found powers to banish the next poster to the void.

But suddenly your powers end. I guess you know what happens next.

If you attack me, I suddenly go poof, and I will hit you from behind.

I hit you while launching a kick backwards, and you are sent flying.

I make you listen to an awesome, and your brain will burn because of the LITness.

I pull the wire out and put it into a speaker. Both of our brains burn.

I draw Nirvana, the Sword of Dragon Souls, and use its mighty power to obliterate the next poster.