16 Marios (from somewhere) cape the boulders away. The boulders then home in on the nearest HappyDays (YouTuber) character, who happens to be Alex, who happens to be right behind you. Que the Sleep Dart from me that hits you.
A super-powerful clone of me throws an Omni-Elemental Gigablast at the next poster. (Check War in the Godmod Realm for a description of what the attack is.)
The file names are obfuscated, and you end up accidentally deleting your own account as a result.
I put the next poster in a giant indestructible chest. It then proceeds to shrink down on them because I set it up so that it ONLY shrinks down on top of them and not anyone or anything (like Creepers) else.
I place a portal in front of the projectile and another one behind you. It flies through and teleports YOU to outer space.
I summon a super-powered clone of me, who then proceeds to mimic every offensive ability of every video game character ever, fuse them into one ability with 0 cast time (which I’ll call Ultimate Crossover Finale), and then use it on the next poster.
I chant 'Ravioli Ravioli, my name is Aceroli' and turn into a ghost type, becoming immune to the attack. The energy blast created by the attack travels all the way around the world and hits you in the back. Ouch! That looked like it hurt