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You are dating the above Avatar, but you want it to end already.

What do you say or do to break up with them?

I guess we just aren't meant to breed

i prefer black cats. scat

What does a cell about to undergo mitosis say to the scientist?

"I hope I have your undivided attention."

I should have told you earlier instead of leading you on all this time, but you snore really loud and I gag every time we kiss.

I just can't take it anymore!

I'm sorry to say, but I don't think this is working out. We probably should see other people.

I don't really want to kiss someone who has them big teeth

I think you've got the wrong person. I'm not dating anyone.

This is what I get for partaking in multiversal travel.

Oh hi! You know how I like to travel and all that, and your bike is really cool, but sometimes I just wanna settle down and be in one place for a while, you know? Sorry, I'm gonna need a break.

Besides, you've probably noticed that we aren't like the perfect match or anything, you know, species wise, and people are beginning to talk.

How could I ever end that

Yeah, what you said, you're a bus centipede.

I'm sick of you trying to eat me all the time!

Runs away.

Interspecies relationships don't work out to well. Also, your red-eyed head cheats at Mario Kart.

I can't seem to tell where your face actually is, which would make things awkward.

even when im with you i feel lonely. stop staring.

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I can't seem to tell where your face actually is, which would make things awkward.

I now it was a null post, which is why you seem irrelevant to my life right now. I'm leaving you.

Sorry, I'd rather eat you then date you. I don't think this will work. Goodbye.

I'm sick of hitching a ride on your nose. I'm gonna find someone closer to my own size.

*jumps down and slides away slowly*

Get the hell off my lawn.