This is a port from the Homestar Runner forum.
Basically, how it works is this.
Me: Consume dynamite.
Random Man: YOUR HEAD A'SPLODE!!!
Use Cold One on Trogdor
Random: Great job, now he belches fire.
And so on....
Link to the original thread: forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=10677
Use Spider Cider on Kerrek.
*the cheat noises*
You die later on when you run out of healing items at the worst possible moment— right before the enemy was going to die.
Activate a Repeating Command block that summons a Creeper at the position of all entities whenever it runs the command.
You made a creeper spawner. Good! But then you get asploded by the creepers. Not so good!
Command: Talk to Trogdor.
He burns you before you even get a chance to talk.
Set up a repeating command block to kill a random entity every tick.
I'm not the only one having a bit of la-a-a-a-ag, am I?
Do a magic trick.
To this day, my signature remains unsigned.
These eggs don't need anything - they're just farming views. Thanks for your time!
Did you view the thread?
You try and do one of those "saw someone in half" things. But you tried to do it on the Kerrek. He is not happy with you.
POUND'D INTO THE GROUND'D!
> use old man rub on old man
Your game crashes due to the game thinking it was used on you and the old man and not having any response for it, which is unexpected scenario.
I throw hyper-speed homing fireballs at an Enderman on a flat plain.
The enderman just picks them up. Whoa! And then he throws them at you. BURNINATED!
> buy jhonka a cold one
The bump wasn't valid, so I'll use your previous post...
The cold one was actually a hot one. jhonka does not forgive your mistake and punishes you with death.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
God responds to your hot nothing with a punishment. You dead.
>move to Peru
Bad timing. You get precision struck in the head by a meteorite as you’re driving. To put the nail in the coffin, you also crash into a tree at 200 mph soon after.
You release the kraken. He eats you. Nice going.
Some sensitive Irish guys arrested you for doing this.
The flower was purple and wooden and smelly.
>do the hustle
Some dance haters arrested you for doing this.
You try to SMOrc-Rush an opponent with an Ender Pearl, and “Ender-Fail”. You fall into the void and die soon afterwards.
>Fire 1000000 cannons all at once.
A conveniently placed slime block reflects the TNT back to you.
Tries the Wombo Combo.
The enemies rush straight towards you and fill your ship with lasers........ You dead, like a million times over.