Above person asks you to fix something and you fix it, but to his demise.
Guy 1: My car won't start
Guy 2: Now it will, but it will always travel at 5 km/h
Ok now lets start:
My toaster isn't working
these are my babies dont hurt them
It's working now, but it only toasts toast.
Now You Got Something! It Turns Out To Be A Piece Of Dirt.
My Bed Always Had That One Hole In It, "Can You Fix It?!?!"
All patched up, but you will have an uncomfortable bed for the rest of your life.
Goodness grief! My light tank's barrel was all bent up, can you repair it?
All patched up, but now it forever shoots marshmellows.
My toilet won't flush
Called the plumbers, they fixed it up, but sadly it only flushes with what you put in it.
I can't type capital R with the shift key on my keyboard. (actually cant, weird)
It works, but only every hundred times.
Half off my brain fell off. Fix it now.
Watch out for the crabocalypse. Some say the day will never come. But it will.
Feel free to drop by for a chat whenever.
If you'd like to talk with me about other games, here are a few I play.
Team Fortress 2
Borderlands series (Borderlands 2 is my favorite game, ever. TPS combat is a lot of fun and makes up for the lower-quality story, in my opinion)
Elder Scrolls series
Warframe (IGN is something like That_One_Flesh_Atronach)
Pokémon series (HGSS forever)
Left 4 Dead 2 (Boomer files always corrupt though)
SUPERHOT (SUPERHOT is the most innovative shooter I've played in years!)
Dead Rising series (Dead Rising 2 is one of my favorite games, and the 3rd was a lot of fun. 1st has poor survivor AI and the 4th is bad)
Just Cause series
Come to think of it, I mainly play fighting-based games.
Fixed it, but every memory you had is now gone.
This is my forum game, play it
You must whip it.
My intertubes isn't working.
Repaired, but they only work at 50% efficiency.
I need my sword repaired.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
Your sword has been reforged, but now you can only throw your sword like a spear instead of using as a melee weapon.
I can't open my coke! Can you help me?
Sure! There You Go! But It'll Probably Taste Bad.
Hey You! I Need Help With This Jetpack!
Fixed, but it excretes. Constantly.
I need a bow repair. Help me out!
Fixed the behavior of Joe Mama, but you'll suffer to hear all of those nags in your life.
Goodness, my tire are punctured. Can you help and fix it?
Sure, Although I Don't Think The Tires Will Have Much Fraction Though.
HELP, HELP! I Have A Broken Phone!
I've fixed the boot with glue, but the glue accidentally set on the floor so now you can't lift your feet anymore.
Help me! My boat has a leak in it.
Current Avatar: Matt the Pirate Knight (Bullet Heaven 2)
Meet Ashen the shoulder dragon!