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Oh boy another one of these

Basically, if you did not know, Garfield, (You know) has been preventing the Mail to ever get to Jon's house for over a month now, and the Mailman has hired you, the poster, to deliver it.

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Garfield is nowhere to be seen, for the moment...

I put the mail in the mail slot.

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I put the mail in the mail slot.

Garfield lunges out of the bushes and slashes the mail up.

"Oh boy, a Rookie."

"Listen up, kid, the mail is not gonna get in the mailbox and there is nothing you can do, now go away."

Garfield then kicks you to the other side of the street.

I pull out the OMG Laser designator and aim it at Garfield, but away from everyone else, and fire. Then, I deliver the mail.

Ninja'd

It Seems We Need New Tech.

*Places Mail Inside Of Tele-porter, Before Garfield Finishes Eating The Lasagna, Activates Tele-porter.*

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I pull out the OMG Laser designator and aim it at Garfield, but away from everyone else, and fire. Then, I deliver the mail.

It turns out just to be a light that spells out "OMG", Garfield the stuffs you inside the laser, puts it onto the right mode, and fires.

"Even today's tech will never replace old fashioned dumb."

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As you try to work the teleporter, a hologram pops up.

"Hello, and welcome to Teletech Inc. How can I help you?"

It requires an account.

Well Need Some Other Way To Do This, Oh, Yes.. *Takes Pictures Of Mail, Uploads Images Onto Machine, And Emails Them.*

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Well Need Some Other Way To Do This, Oh, Yes.. *Takes Pictures Of Mail, Uploads Images Onto Machine, And Emails Them.*

Garfield unplugs the computer, preventing the Email from ever being sent.

GOSH DANG IT! WRONG OMG STRIKE! I pull out the Worms version of the OMG Strike, and do as I did before!

I shoot a grappling line through the window, and zipline the mail through it.

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GOSH DANG IT! WRONG OMG STRIKE! I pull out the Worms version of the OMG Strike, and do as I did before!

Garfield pulls out a mirror, reflecting the strike and blasting you into some foreign country.

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I shoot a grappling line through the window, and zipline the mail through it.

It bounces off the window and grapples onto your hair, resulting in the hook pulling most of it out.

Nyaa! I'm a kitty! Can I help Garfield?

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Nyaa! I'm a kitty! Can I help Garfield?

No.


Garfield stuffs you in a box and mails you to Ahu Dhabi

I shoot the window, then try my zipline thing again

I would jump back into a mailbox and mail myself back,

Quote from MerryKirisame»

I shoot the window, then try my zipline thing again

It bounces off again, this time snatching your wallet.

"Thanks."

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You are already in Ahu Dhabi.

I throw a hammer at the window.

I Do The E-mail, This Time In The Void.

I'd email Jon that Garfield won't let me deliver his mail

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I throw a hammer at the window.

It bounces off like it's rubber.