I grab your wrist as the cart passes by, dragging you with us.
I stuff your mouth with flaming hot cheetohs, strangle your hand with spaghetti, and ride away in my cart. I drive into the staff-only part where all the shipments go, and hide in the deepest corner in it. I go to sleep in my cart.
I smack you in the face with the pole while you're climbing the cart.
The pot on my head blocks it. I grab a bag of flour while the cart is moving and tear it open over myself, I then get inside the cart, making really high pitched grunting noises.
I stuff your mouth with flamin' hot cheetohs, strangle your hand with spaghetti, and ride away in my cart.
The pot blocks the first attack. (Jeez people are ignorant) I act like the spaghetti is like garlic to a vampire, but I do not let go of the hose, which is tied to your hand because I use it like a whip.
The pot on my head blocks it. I grab a bag of flour while the cart is moving and tear it open over myself, I then get inside the cart, making really high pitched grunting noises.
I aim again, this time lower in a forceful shove to get you out of the cart.
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The pot blocks the first attack. (Jeez people are ignorant) I act like the spaghetti is like garlic to a vampire, but I do not let go of the hose, which is tied to your hand because I use it like a whip.
The hose snaps as I ride into the Staff Only area.
1/2 until awake.
I twitch a bit.
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I look at my shopping cart, and can't help but think it doesn't look very good.
I row all the way back to where I got the first pole and grab 2 more, then I row to where you get towels.
Using more tape I stick the towel to the poles and the poles to the cart, making a boat sail purely for cosmetic reasons.
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I run to the guns section, then grab a gun and swing it like a club.
I wake, and run at number person's (93142) boat
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I notice you, panic and row away at a fast speed.
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I grab all the tvs, turn the volume on them all to 100%, and then play this on all of them. I also play them on all the speakers around the store.
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I yell "screeeeeeeeeeEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhh" and grab onto the end of the cart and I try to climb up on the cart.
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I grab your wrist as the cart passes by, dragging you with us.
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Bad move. See, I'm holding a large pole.
I smack you in the face with the pole while you're climbing the cart.
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I stuff your mouth with flaming hot cheetohs, strangle your hand with spaghetti, and ride away in my cart. I drive into the staff-only part where all the shipments go, and hide in the deepest corner in it. I go to sleep in my cart.
0/2 until awake
Hello
The pot on my head blocks it. I grab a bag of flour while the cart is moving and tear it open over myself, I then get inside the cart, making really high pitched grunting noises.
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The pot blocks the first attack. (Jeez people are ignorant) I act like the spaghetti is like garlic to a vampire, but I do not let go of the hose, which is tied to your hand because I use it like a whip.
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I aim again, this time lower in a forceful shove to get you out of the cart.
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I am hurt but I do not get out, I then grab some pepper while in the cart and throw it in your eyes, then I also grab another wooden spoon.
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The hose snaps as I ride into the Staff Only area.
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Hello
Though the hose is shorter, it is still long enough, but you go into the Staff Only area anyway.
I then turn my attention to Number Person, as I attack him with a spoon.
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I get hit on the head by a pepper shaker, since it would be packaged. Ouch.
While you're grabbing another spoon, I take your pot hat and hit you with it.
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2/2 until awake.
I wake up and continue to play that amplified song.
Hello
When you lift the pot off my head you see the most ugly thing in the world, so ugly that it stuns you.
I then put the pot back on and use the hose and I try to tie it around your neck.
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Your ugliness stuns me, but it also angers me to think that such a creature is on my boat.
I grab the hose and pull it away from you, and hold my foot out in the place where you would be if you kept holding it.
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