I throw The Fort of Mystery (Double the Boss Double the Trouble.) at them
Rolled a 6!!!
You threw a copy of the game at Xannu, dealing him a whopping 23 HP of damage, and killing him. Unfortunately, you haven't been active since 2017, so you don't exist anymore until you rejoin into the battle.
Xannu dies a painful death, and Xonnin runs over to him. He touches him, gaining his power, and becoming enraged.
FIGHT!
Super Xonnin (BOSS #2, Phase 2)
"Super Xonnin is the result of his brother, Xannu, dying. He is one deadly skeleton, and he won't just slice and dice anymore."
100/100 XONNIN HP 2-4 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every Turn)
I come back from the dead! "Hey. I'm BACK!" I pull out my Red Mage gear and begin doing the Red Mage loop.
Rolled a 4.
You succeeded at doing a red mage loop, and it summons a dark portal that punches Xonnin in the chest, dealing him 10 HP of damage.
Pepe, Lord of Memes throws a spicy chicken tendie at Xonnin, and deals him 3 HP of damage.
Super Xonnin is going to attack.
Who is he going to attack?
1-3, 1...
He swings at his own kind, Skeleton Buddy, dealing him 3 HP of damage!
Skeleton buddy breaks, and stops working for all eternity.
Sad story, isn't it? Could've lasted another boss, but no. Shame.
FIGHT!
Super Xonnin (BOSS #2, Phase 2)
"Super Xonnin is the result of his brother, Xannu, dying. He is one deadly skeleton, and he won't just slice and dice anymore."
87/100 XONNIN HP 2-4 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every Turn)
I attempt to cast Protect on myself to grant me some armor.
Rolled a 6.
You casted a shield, and encased it around yourself.
New Mechanic has been Discovered: Shields!
Shields will protect you for as long as they exist, and once they wear off, you're vulnerable.
i shall give each and every person that still exists a worm scarf, so damage is lessened by 17%.
Rolled a 3.
The Eater of Worlds does not exist in this world, nor does the Brain of Cthulhu. In fact, this isn't even Terraria at all, as the Moon Lord doesn't exist either! Wish he did, though.
Super Xonnin is going to attack.
Who will he attack?
1-3, 3...
Super Xonnin uses telekinesis to swing Pepe The Lord of Memes around, dealing him 4 HP of damage!
FIGHT!
Super Xonnin (BOSS #2, Phase 2)
"Super Xonnin is the result of his brother, Xannu, dying. He is one deadly skeleton, and he won't just slice and dice anymore."
87/100 XONNIN HP 2-4 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every Turn)
Our Heroes
LifeAsRoyalRanger
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
GoldHero101
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
🛡🛡🛡 - 3/3 SLD
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 4/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
Note: Because of the bosses dealing more damage than what a player can take, I'm going to make it so every 2nd boss you kill will give you a permanent 3+ maximum HP boost. Not for allies though.
Rolled a 5!
You just remembered you had a hornet ring on your finger, so you ran behind Xonnin and stabbed him in his spine, flipping him over like Spongebob would Flip over a Krabby Patty, dealing him 22 HP of damage!
Rolled a 2.
The AU Gun jammed for a second, and you say "Why isn't this piece of trash working?" while slapping it against your leg. Suddenly, it fires, shooting your foot in the process. Ouch! You lost 1 HP!
Xonnin decapitates LifeAsARoyalRanger with his sword with 3 HP of damage, a clean cut.F FOR EFFORT! Abort, Retry, Ignore?
FIGHT!
Super Xonnin (BOSS #2, Phase 2)
"Super Xonnin is the result of his brother, Xannu, dying. He is one deadly skeleton, and he won't just slice and dice anymore."
65/100 XONNIN HP 2-4 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every Turn)
Our Heroes
LifeAsRoyalRanger
♡♡♡- DEAD
GoldHero101
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
🛡🛡🛡 - 3/3 SLD
UltraCraftGames
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 4/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
To any of you new adventurers, this isn't a serious game. You can instantly die depending on how bad your roll is, that's just how it is.
I loop around the skeleton and back stab him. It's easy. And it does lots of damage.
Rolled a 1.
You looped around the back of Xonnin, but a huge rock from the poorly made ceiling fell onto your shield, breaking the shield and all 3 SLD in the process. Luckily, the rock bounced off of the shield and onto the floor. You got scared about what could've happened had the shield not existed, so you drop your knife and retreat.
Rolled a 2.
The "High Tech Plasma Cannon" was actually a "Shock The User V3" Gun, and it electrified you for quite some time. The sting was powerful, as you took 1 HP of damage.
A blacksmith thinks "Hmm, that knife could be useful..."
*the blacksmith attempts to reforge LARR's body.*
Rolled a 3.
"Ah, bugger! I screwed up the pieces! Ah, let's try this again." says the Blacksmith in hell.
Pepe, Lord of Memes throws a bladed 4-leaf clover boomerang at Xonnin for 3 HP of damage.
Xonnin jumps in the air, and uses a Ghaster Blaster to incinerate UltraCraftGames for 3 HP, burning him alive, and finally turning him into ashes.Your death was LIT! Revive?
FIGHT!
Super Xonnin (BOSS #2, Phase 2)
"Super Xonnin is the result of his brother, Xannu, dying. He is one deadly skeleton, and he won't just slice and dice anymore."
62/100 XONNIN HP 2-4 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every Turn)
Our Heroes
LifeAsRoyalRanger
♡♡♡- DEAD
GoldHero101
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
UltraCraftGames
♡♡♡- DEAD
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 4/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
Tip: If you want an ally to do more damage than it usually does, just order it to attack. Two dice will be rolled, one for you, and one for said ally.
Rolled a 4.
Using your dark magic skilled you remember years ago, you cast a huge blue flame under Xonnin, expecting him to be incinerated, but instead, it tears his feet off. Xonnin puts his feet back on, despite them hurting. -24 HP to Xonnin.
The blacksmith has found new materials to reforge that knife, he isn't sure if it'll work, but he'll give it a try.
*The blacksmith attempts to reforge LARR again"
Rolled a 2.
"Yarrrgh, why isn't this working? I've gotten more materials to reforge this knife. Ah well, I'll just keep trying until I succeed."
Pepe, Lord of Memes throws a chicken bone at Xonnin for 3 HP of damage.
Xonnin looks over at O5Fourteen, and sets him on fire, just like he did with Xonnin. He suffers from uncontrollable pain, burning down to the ground, and getting cremated for 3 HP of damage.000, what's your emergency? Someone got ROASTED! Okay, we'll be right there to revive if we can.
FIGHT!
Super Xonnin (BOSS #2, Phase 2)
"Super Xonnin is the result of his brother, Xannu, dying. He is one deadly skeleton, and he won't just slice and dice anymore."
35/100 XONNIN HP 2-4 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every Turn)
A figure with the appearance of the Grim Reaper crossed with a mob boss stares at me. "I'm making you an offer you can't refuse, see? Do what I say or your soul gets it, see?"
...
Some time later, I launch myself out of the Underworld with a catapult.
Maybe it's because the blacksmith is working on a rough ground and not with proper tools. Lucky for him, he's found a anvil a bit later. He gathers a few more materials and tries to reforge the knife again.
Rolled a 5!
Although you wish you had nukes, or even the amount of what you said, you still had a bomb that was able to split into atomshrapnels the size of what you said, being able to tear things to shreds. You gotta do what you gotta do. FINISH XONNIN! You come up to Xonnin, and lodge the bomb into his ribcage.
UltraCraftGames: Any last words, Punk? Xonnin: Just a few... MY MASTER WILL END YO-
-35 HP!!!
You examine the remains of Xonnin, and find an Orange Heart Container underneath his skull. You absorb the power with the rest of your team, and it revives any dead team members, and adds +3 Permanent HP!
A figure with the appearance of the Grim Reaper crossed with a mob boss stares at me. "I'm making you an offer you can't refuse, see? Do what I say or your soul gets it, see?"
...
Some time later, I launch myself out of the Underworld with a catapult.
Maybe it's because the blacksmith is working on a rough ground and not with proper tools. Lucky for him, he's found a anvil a bit later. He gathers a few more materials and tries to reforge the knife again.
You people are revived from the Orange Heart Container, Get up!
You descend into the next set of levels of the fort. Apparently, you're in Limbo now. The room smells like a fast food restaurant, despite the fact it's located inside a giant fort that goes underground. You hear a distant voice ahead of you. It's a voice from a throne, no wonder why this place smelled like a fast food restaurant!
FIGHT!
The Burger King
"King of a fast food restaurant chain, and an enemy of an unknown Clown, he can't do much damage, but don't underestimate him. He can use combo attacks to damage not just one, but two people. He is also known for fattening the U.S. population, as well as his enemy, an Unknown Clown."
You Manage To Cause A 'Ception.
Whils't I Summon A Dream Demon.
What again?
I lightly tap one of them.
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2862232-indestructible-box
This is my forum game, play it
i think it's about time i make a comeback on this, yeah?
Rolled a 5!
You activate creator form, and you get not just one, but two ironic zweihanders. they both hit Xannu and Xonnin and deal 18 HP of damage.
Rolled a 6!!!
You threw a copy of the game at Xannu, dealing him a whopping 23 HP of damage, and killing him. Unfortunately, you haven't been active since 2017, so you don't exist anymore until you rejoin into the battle.
Xannu dies a painful death, and Xonnin runs over to him. He touches him, gaining his power, and becoming enraged.
2-4 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every Turn)
Skeleton Buddy
💗♡♡ - 0.5/3 HP
⚔⚔ 2 ATK
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 8/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
I come back from the dead! "Hey. I'm BACK!" I pull out my Red Mage gear and begin doing the Red Mage loop.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
Rolled a 4.
You succeeded at doing a red mage loop, and it summons a dark portal that punches Xonnin in the chest, dealing him 10 HP of damage.
Pepe, Lord of Memes throws a spicy chicken tendie at Xonnin, and deals him 3 HP of damage.
Super Xonnin is going to attack.
Who is he going to attack?
1-3, 1...
He swings at his own kind, Skeleton Buddy, dealing him 3 HP of damage!
Skeleton buddy breaks, and stops working for all eternity.
Sad story, isn't it? Could've lasted another boss, but no. Shame.
2-4 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every Turn)
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 8/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
I attempt to cast Protect on myself to grant me some armor.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
...
er...
i shall give each and every person that still exists a worm scarf, so damage is lessened by 17%.
What again?
Rolled a 6.
You casted a shield, and encased it around yourself.
New Mechanic has been Discovered: Shields!
Shields will protect you for as long as they exist, and once they wear off, you're vulnerable.
Rolled a 3.
The Eater of Worlds does not exist in this world, nor does the Brain of Cthulhu. In fact, this isn't even Terraria at all, as the Moon Lord doesn't exist either! Wish he did, though.
Super Xonnin is going to attack.
Who will he attack?
1-3, 3...
Super Xonnin uses telekinesis to swing Pepe The Lord of Memes around, dealing him 4 HP of damage!
2-4 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every Turn)
♥♥♥ - 4/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
...
Then i stab.
What again?
Rolled a 5!
You just remembered you had a hornet ring on your finger, so you ran behind Xonnin and stabbed him in his spine, flipping him over like Spongebob would Flip over a Krabby Patty, dealing him 22 HP of damage!
Rolled a 2.
The AU Gun jammed for a second, and you say "Why isn't this piece of trash working?" while slapping it against your leg. Suddenly, it fires, shooting your foot in the process. Ouch! You lost 1 HP!
Xonnin decapitates LifeAsARoyalRanger with his sword with 3 HP of damage, a clean cut. F FOR EFFORT! Abort, Retry, Ignore?
2-4 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every Turn)
♥♥♥ - 4/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
I loop around the skeleton and back stab him. It's easy. And it does lots of damage.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
A blacksmith thinks "Hmm, that knife could be useful..."
*the blacksmith attempts to reforge LARR's body.*
What again?
Rolled a 1.
You looped around the back of Xonnin, but a huge rock from the poorly made ceiling fell onto your shield, breaking the shield and all 3 SLD in the process. Luckily, the rock bounced off of the shield and onto the floor. You got scared about what could've happened had the shield not existed, so you drop your knife and retreat.
Rolled a 2.
The "High Tech Plasma Cannon" was actually a "Shock The User V3" Gun, and it electrified you for quite some time. The sting was powerful, as you took 1 HP of damage.
Rolled a 3.
"Ah, bugger! I screwed up the pieces! Ah, let's try this again." says the Blacksmith in hell.
Pepe, Lord of Memes throws a bladed 4-leaf clover boomerang at Xonnin for 3 HP of damage.
Xonnin jumps in the air, and uses a Ghaster Blaster to incinerate UltraCraftGames for 3 HP, burning him alive, and finally turning him into ashes. Your death was LIT! Revive?
2-4 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every Turn)
♥♥♥ - 4/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
I cremate Xonnin.
I recast the shield on myself.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
The blacksmith has found new materials to reforge that knife, he isn't sure if it'll work, but he'll give it a try.
*The blacksmith attempts to reforge LARR again"
What again?
Rolled a 4.
Using your dark magic skilled you remember years ago, you cast a huge blue flame under Xonnin, expecting him to be incinerated, but instead, it tears his feet off. Xonnin puts his feet back on, despite them hurting. -24 HP to Xonnin.
Rolled a 4.
The Old Gods managed to find every single bit of ashes you remain, and they managed to rebuild you in perfect condition! Get up!
Rolled a 2.
You're out of power to make a shield. Maybe try again?
Rolled a 2.
"Yarrrgh, why isn't this working? I've gotten more materials to reforge this knife. Ah well, I'll just keep trying until I succeed."
Pepe, Lord of Memes throws a chicken bone at Xonnin for 3 HP of damage.
Xonnin looks over at O5Fourteen, and sets him on fire, just like he did with Xonnin. He suffers from uncontrollable pain, burning down to the ground, and getting cremated for 3 HP of damage. 000, what's your emergency? Someone got ROASTED! Okay, we'll be right there to revive if we can.
2-4 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every Turn)
♥♥♥ - 4/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
A figure with the appearance of the Grim Reaper crossed with a mob boss stares at me. "I'm making you an offer you can't refuse, see? Do what I say or your soul gets it, see?"
...
Some time later, I launch myself out of the Underworld with a catapult.
Maybe it's because the blacksmith is working on a rough ground and not with proper tools. Lucky for him, he's found a anvil a bit later. He gathers a few more materials and tries to reforge the knife again.
What again?
Although you wish you had nukes, or even the amount of what you said, you still had a bomb that was able to split into atomshrapnels the size of what you said, being able to tear things to shreds. You gotta do what you gotta do. FINISH XONNIN! You come up to Xonnin, and lodge the bomb into his ribcage.
Xonnin: Just a few... MY MASTER WILL END YO-
You examine the remains of Xonnin, and find an Orange Heart Container underneath his skull. You absorb the power with the rest of your team, and it revives any dead team members, and adds +3 Permanent HP!
You people are revived from the Orange Heart Container, Get up!
You descend into the next set of levels of the fort. Apparently, you're in Limbo now. The room smells like a fast food restaurant, despite the fact it's located inside a giant fort that goes underground. You hear a distant voice ahead of you. It's a voice from a throne, no wonder why this place smelled like a fast food restaurant!
♥♥♥ - 10/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK