You lightly poke the cacodemon, and as soon as you poke the cacodemon, your hand EXPLODES, dealing 21 HP of damage to the cacodemon! However, your hand got torn off by the explosion too, dealing you 1 HP of damage.
Suddenly. a temporary forcefield appeared around the cacodemon, and your spear ricocheted into your face, killing you instantly. YOU ARE DEAD! NOT BIG SURPRISE! Retry?
You open a portal. Apparently, the portal you opened's entrance is right behind you. You enter it, and it suddenly disappears. You're in the same room. (if you mean to revive yourself, you're alive now.)
I order Pepe to attack it, then I throw the Holy Hand Grenade at it.
Rolled a 5!
*Rolled a 6!!!
You threw a holy hand grenade at the cacodemon, it explodes at him, dealing 17 HP of damage.
Pepe did an enrageful "Normie Earbuster", to burn the cacodemon, dealing the cacodemon 23 HP of damage. However, his lungs burned too, dealing Pepe 1 HP of damage.
Rolled a 6!!!
Apparently the cacodemon was (strangely) a fan of clownpiece. You get an effigy of Clownpiece, and tear it apart, making the cacodemon's feeling hurt, and dealing him 23 HP of damage, making him commit suicide of depression. You felt a little bad for him, so you hit yourself, dealing 1 HP
I stuff badpost with TNT and throw him at the Cacodemon, hoping that he gets eaten.
Turn will not be counted. You are not dead, as it was just an effigy.
You go to the next room, it is full of darkness and dead skeletons.
You turn on your light, but the darkness just absorbs it.
You find a skull lantern found on the floor.
You light the room with the skull lantern, and you find two tough skeletons.
They look very angry at you, and they want to kill you for something you did a long time ago to their friend!
OH NO, THEY'RE DANGEROUS, IT'S...
FIGHT!
Xannu and Xonnin (BOSS #2)
"Skeletal twins almost as dangerous as Sans and Papyrus, they can actually come back together. Xannu is the one with the Octopus Shield and the Spear, Xonnin is the one with the Lion Shield and the Sword. They are also known to have over 1000 human kills. Do not underestimate their weak looks, as they have magic powers too."
Rolled a 3.
Sadly, you're still dead. You can always keep trying, you know!
Xannu fails to attack.
FIGHT!
Xannu and Xonnin (BOSS #2)
"Skeletal twins almost as dangerous as Sans and Papyrus, they can actually come back together. Xannu is the one with the Octopus Shield and the Spear, Xonnin is the one with the Lion Shield and the Sword. They are also known to have over 1000 human kills. Do not underestimate their weak looks, as they have magic powers too."
256/256 XANNU HP 247/247 XONNIN HP 2.5 XANNU ATK (Attacks Every 2 Turns) 3 XONNIN ATK (Attacks every 3 Turns)
Rolled a 2.
Apparently, Bill Cipher was working for the enemies that lurk down below. He slaps you in the face with his Minor Weirdmageddon, dealing you 1 HP of damage.
Xonnin Attacks!
Who does he attack? He attacks...
Dman5456, killing him instantly! YOU DIED. Retry?
FIGHT!
Xannu and Xonnin (BOSS #2)
"Skeletal twins almost as dangerous as Sans and Papyrus, they can actually come back together. Xannu is the one with the Octopus Shield and the Spear, Xonnin is the one with the Lion Shield and the Sword. They are also known to have over 1000 human kills. Do not underestimate their weak looks, as they have magic powers too."
256/256 XANNU HP 247/247 XONNIN HP 2.5 XANNU ATK (Attacks Every 2 Turns) 3 XONNIN ATK (Attacks every 3 Turns)
Rolled a 5!
I'm not sure how you threw numbers at the skeletal twins, but you did it pretty hard! Nice rugby skills! 21 HP of damage to Xannu! 21 HP of damage to Xonnin!
I Throw Paint.net At Them (STOP THROWING THOSE THINGS TACO_KING).
Rolled a 3.
You threw a thumbdrive with the program, "Paint.net" at them, they are confused about what it does. They keep it in their inventory.
Xannu attacks!
He attacks... Skeleton Buddy, dealing 2.5 HP of damage to him! He is almost dead, but remember, Once an ally dies, they CANNOT be revived!
FIGHT!
Xannu and Xonnin (BOSS #2)
"Skeletal twins almost as dangerous as Sans and Papyrus, they can actually come back together. Xannu is the one with the Octopus Shield and the Spear, Xonnin is the one with the Lion Shield and the Sword. They are also known to have over 1000 human kills. Do not underestimate their weak looks, as they have magic powers too."
I pull out a giant sword and do a epic swinging motion, then do a GRAND SLAM SLASH.
Rolled a 3.
Unable to wield this weapon effectively with present stats. Git gud, casul.
FIGHT!
Xannu and Xonnin (BOSS #2)
"Skeletal twins almost as dangerous as Sans and Papyrus, they can actually come back together. Xannu is the one with the Octopus Shield and the Spear, Xonnin is the one with the Lion Shield and the Sword. They are also known to have over 1000 human kills. Do not underestimate their weak looks, as they have magic powers too."
216/256 XANNU HP
209/247 XONNIN HP
2.5 XANNU ATK (Attacks Every 2 Turns)
3 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every 3 Turns)
Our Heroes
Dman5456 ♡♡♡ - DEAD
jondanger23
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
1accountforumroleplaying
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Mackerellatorn ♡♡♡ - DEAD
alfieq
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Thunderhoof111
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Blue_Jerry3
♥💗♡ - 1.5/3 HP
Darthrafael
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
ScorpionXR64
♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP
Nikogamer15 ♡♡♡ - DEAD
pokemad1 ♡♡♡ - DEAD
LifeAsRoyalRanger
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
TacoKing3
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
badpostmcgee
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
TanKsverylot
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
GoldHero101
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Skeleton Buddy
💗♡♡ - 0.5/3 HP
⚔⚔ 2 ATK
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 8/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
okay, instead of 100 bosses, i'm gonna do 15 bosses. sound fair? i got a lot of work to do in the real world.
Rolled a 1.
You control tetris blocks, but the down button on the D-Pad was on turbo, smashing the giant tetris block on you, killing you instantly. GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAAAAAH! Respawn?
Come on... I have great strength stats. Once more!
Rolled a 6!!!
Not only did you level up your STR stat to 99 at your bonfire, but you also turned it into a "SUPER OMEGA CHAOS LIGHTNING ENCHANTED DARKMOON SUNLIGHT Greathammer of I JUST KILLED YOUR FAMILY AND YOU'RE NEXT" You swing the SOCLEDSGHoIJKYFaYN at both Xannu and Xonnin, and this happens.
175 HP of damage to Xannu! 189 HP of damage to Xonnin!
However, you had to sacrifice yourself for that godly amazing attack, nobody has ever seen you do such a thing. The SOCLEDSGHoIJKYFaYN disappears forever, and it has used it's ammunition of one very strong human soul. Your body goes up to Random Number Heaven, and even The Random Number God himself is impressed you did such a feat. Scaredhappyguy is there too, and he says, "Oi, you did a very good job out there, and I will revive you with the cost of 1 HP!" You agree with him, and he says to you, "Good luck out there, and remember, The legend will never die. Don't level DEX!"
FIGHT!
Xannu and Xonnin (BOSS #2)
"Skeletal twins almost as dangerous as Sans and Papyrus, they can actually come back together. Xannu is the one with the Octopus Shield and the Spear, Xonnin is the one with the Lion Shield and the Sword. They are also known to have over 1000 human kills. Do not underestimate their weak looks, as they have magic powers too."
41/256 XANNU HP
20/247 XONNIN HP
2.5 XANNU ATK (Attacks Every 2 Turns) 3 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every 3 Turns)
Our Heroes
Dman5456 ♡♡♡ - DEAD
jondanger23
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
1accountforumroleplaying
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Mackerellatorn ♡♡♡ - DEAD
alfieq
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Thunderhoof111
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Blue_Jerry3
♥💗♡ - 1.5/3 HP
Darthrafael
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
ScorpionXR64
♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP
Nikogamer15 ♡♡♡ - DEAD
pokemad1 ♡♡♡ - DEAD
LifeAsRoyalRanger ♡♡♡ - DEAD
TacoKing3
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
badpostmcgee
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
TanKsverylot
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
GoldHero101
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
Skeleton Buddy
💗♡♡ - 0.5/3 HP
⚔⚔ 2 ATK
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 8/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
i'm sorry i've not been really active on this, i have stuff do to in real life.
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Curse PremiumThat will happen if you survive, no worries!
Rolled a 6!!!
You lightly poke the cacodemon, and as soon as you poke the cacodemon, your hand EXPLODES, dealing 21 HP of damage to the cacodemon! However, your hand got torn off by the explosion too, dealing you 1 HP of damage.
Rolled a 1.
Suddenly. a temporary forcefield appeared around the cacodemon, and your spear ricocheted into your face, killing you instantly. YOU ARE DEAD! NOT BIG SURPRISE! Retry?
Rolled a 3.
You open a portal. Apparently, the portal you opened's entrance is right behind you. You enter it, and it suddenly disappears. You're in the same room. (if you mean to revive yourself, you're alive now.)
Rolled a 5!
*Rolled a 6!!!
You threw a holy hand grenade at the cacodemon, it explodes at him, dealing 17 HP of damage.
Pepe did an enrageful "Normie Earbuster", to burn the cacodemon, dealing the cacodemon 23 HP of damage. However, his lungs burned too, dealing Pepe 1 HP of damage.
Rolled a 6!!!
Apparently the cacodemon was (strangely) a fan of clownpiece. You get an effigy of Clownpiece, and tear it apart, making the cacodemon's feeling hurt, and dealing him 23 HP of damage, making him commit suicide of depression. You felt a little bad for him, so you hit yourself, dealing 1 HP
YOU WON!
Rolled a 2.
You're still dead! Try again?
Turn will not be counted. You are not dead, as it was just an effigy.
You go to the next room, it is full of darkness and dead skeletons.
You turn on your light, but the darkness just absorbs it.
You find a skull lantern found on the floor.
You light the room with the skull lantern, and you find two tough skeletons.
They look very angry at you, and they want to kill you for something you did a long time ago to their friend!
OH NO, THEY'RE DANGEROUS, IT'S...
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
jondanger23
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
1accountforumroleplaying
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Mackerellatorn
♡♡♡ - DEAD
alfieq
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Thunderhoof111
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Blue_Jerry3
♥♥💗 - 2.5/3 HP
Darthrafael
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
ScorpionXR64
♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP
Nikogamer15
♡♡♡ - DEAD
pokemad1
♡♡♡ - DEAD
LifeAsRoyalRanger
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
TacoKing3
♡♡♡ - DEAD
Skeleton Buddy
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
⚔⚔ 2 ATK
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 8/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
I Attempt To Sacrifice 1 HP To Give To Mackerellatorn So That He Can Be Revived.
What again?
Rolled a 1.
You failed to give any HP to anyone.
Rolled a 5!
You turned off your underworld skeleton lamp, and it teleported you into the boss room that your fellow heroes are in! Get up!
Rolled a 3.
Sadly, you're still dead. You can always keep trying, you know!
Xannu fails to attack.
247/247 XONNIN HP
2.5 XANNU ATK (Attacks Every 2 Turns)
3 XONNIN ATK (Attacks every 3 Turns)
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
jondanger23
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
1accountforumroleplaying
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Mackerellatorn
♡♡♡ - DEAD
alfieq
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Thunderhoof111
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Blue_Jerry3
♥♥💗 - 2.5/3 HP
Darthrafael
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
ScorpionXR64
♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP
Nikogamer15
♡♡♡ - DEAD
pokemad1
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
LifeAsRoyalRanger
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
TacoKing3
♡♡♡ - DEAD
badpostmcgee
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
Skeleton Buddy
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
⚔⚔ 2 ATK
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 8/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
I Attempt To Summon Bill Cipher.
What again?
I Guess The Thread Will Be Dead, Until The Router Is Upgraded...
What again?
Rolled a 5!
You revived! Get up!
Rolled a 2.
Apparently, Bill Cipher was working for the enemies that lurk down below. He slaps you in the face with his Minor Weirdmageddon, dealing you 1 HP of damage.
Xonnin Attacks!
Who does he attack? He attacks...
Dman5456, killing him instantly! YOU DIED. Retry?
247/247 XONNIN HP
2.5 XANNU ATK (Attacks Every 2 Turns)
3 XONNIN ATK (Attacks every 3 Turns)
♡♡♡ - DEAD
jondanger23
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
1accountforumroleplaying
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Mackerellatorn
♡♡♡ - DEAD
alfieq
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Thunderhoof111
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Blue_Jerry3
♥♥💗 - 2.5/3 HP
Darthrafael
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
ScorpionXR64
♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP
Nikogamer15
♡♡♡ - DEAD
pokemad1
♡♡♡ - DEAD
LifeAsRoyalRanger
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
TacoKing3
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
badpostmcgee
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
Skeleton Buddy
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
⚔⚔ 2 ATK
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 8/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
I attempt to raise everyone's max health.
I make a bad skeleton joke, hoping to somehow damage them with it.
I Throw Paint.net At Them (STOP THROWING THOSE THINGS TACO_KING).
What again?
Rolled a 2.
You failed to raise any temporary max HP.
Rolled a 2.
Sans from the game, "Undertale", heard you impersonating him, and slapped you in the face, saying "stop impersonating me or i'll give you a bad time"
Rolled a 5!
I'm not sure how you threw numbers at the skeletal twins, but you did it pretty hard! Nice rugby skills! 21 HP of damage to Xannu! 21 HP of damage to Xonnin!
Rolled a 3.
You threw a thumbdrive with the program, "Paint.net" at them, they are confused about what it does. They keep it in their inventory.
Xannu attacks!
He attacks...
Skeleton Buddy, dealing 2.5 HP of damage to him! He is almost dead, but remember, Once an ally dies, they CANNOT be revived!
♡♡♡ - DEAD
jondanger23
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
1accountforumroleplaying
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Mackerellatorn
♡♡♡ - DEAD
alfieq
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Thunderhoof111
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Blue_Jerry3
♥💗♡ - 1.5/3 HP
Darthrafael
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
ScorpionXR64
♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP
Nikogamer15
♡♡♡ - DEAD
pokemad1
♡♡♡ - DEAD
LifeAsRoyalRanger
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
TacoKing3
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
badpostmcgee
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
Skeleton Buddy
💗♡♡ - 0.5/3 HP
⚔⚔ 2 ATK
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 8/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
It Seems All My Other Attacks Failed, So I'll Deal One Classic Punch.
What again?
I attempt to permanently raise everyone's max health.
I pull out a giant sword and do a epic swinging motion, then do a GRAND SLAM SLASH.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
*sigh*, It's been days since i've did one of these, and it's about time i resume.
Rolled a 5!
You threw a "urmom" at Xannu, along with a "urdad" too! it deals Xannu 19 HP of damage.
Rolled a 5!
You had a charged punch, and punched Xonnin, dealing him 17 HP of damage!
Rolled a 2.
Unless hurting yourself counts as raising everyone's max HP, you just lost 1 HP.
Rolled a 3.
Unable to wield this weapon effectively with present stats. Git gud, casul.
♡♡♡ - DEAD
jondanger23
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
1accountforumroleplaying
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Mackerellatorn
♡♡♡ - DEAD
alfieq
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Thunderhoof111
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Blue_Jerry3
♥💗♡ - 1.5/3 HP
Darthrafael
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
ScorpionXR64
♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP
Nikogamer15
♡♡♡ - DEAD
pokemad1
♡♡♡ - DEAD
LifeAsRoyalRanger
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
TacoKing3
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
badpostmcgee
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
TanKsverylot
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
Skeleton Buddy
💗♡♡ - 0.5/3 HP
⚔⚔ 2 ATK
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 8/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
OOC: Very well
IC: I Attempt To Activate Tetris.
What again?
Come on... I have great strength stats. Once more!
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
Rolled a 1.
You control tetris blocks, but the down button on the D-Pad was on turbo, smashing the giant tetris block on you, killing you instantly. GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAAAAAH! Respawn?
Rolled a 6!!!
Not only did you level up your STR stat to 99 at your bonfire, but you also turned it into a "SUPER OMEGA CHAOS LIGHTNING ENCHANTED DARKMOON SUNLIGHT Greathammer of I JUST KILLED YOUR FAMILY AND YOU'RE NEXT" You swing the SOCLEDSGHoIJKYFaYN at both Xannu and Xonnin, and this happens.
175 HP of damage to Xannu!
189 HP of damage to Xonnin!
However, you had to sacrifice yourself for that godly amazing attack, nobody has ever seen you do such a thing. The SOCLEDSGHoIJKYFaYN disappears forever, and it has used it's ammunition of one very strong human soul. Your body goes up to Random Number Heaven, and even The Random Number God himself is impressed you did such a feat. Scaredhappyguy is there too, and he says, "Oi, you did a very good job out there, and I will revive you with the cost of 1 HP!" You agree with him, and he says to you, "Good luck out there, and remember, The legend will never die. Don't level DEX!"
3 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every 3 Turns)
♡♡♡ - DEAD
jondanger23
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
1accountforumroleplaying
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Mackerellatorn
♡♡♡ - DEAD
alfieq
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Thunderhoof111
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
Blue_Jerry3
♥💗♡ - 1.5/3 HP
Darthrafael
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
ScorpionXR64
♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP
Nikogamer15
♡♡♡ - DEAD
pokemad1
♡♡♡ - DEAD
LifeAsRoyalRanger
♡♡♡ - DEAD
TacoKing3
♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
badpostmcgee
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
TanKsverylot
♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP
Skeleton Buddy
💗♡♡ - 0.5/3 HP
⚔⚔ 2 ATK
Pepe, Lord of Memes
♥♥♥ - 8/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
Dex is for scrubs. Let's go ahead and activate creator form and slash away!
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101