"Not usually friendly, but is friendly to heroes who slay the evil casul thugs. Will tell people who need to acquire proficiency to 'git gud' and doesn't take unprofessionalism too kindly."
Items
Medicine of Justice (x0)
"Will give everybody a full, free heal that can even be used even when dead. If they are dead, it revives them at full health. Can only be used once per team member. Use it wisely. Buy it once, everybody has a free heal slot."
OUT OF STOCK
Green Glowing Die of Power (x0)
"This green glowing die of power will boost everybody's roll by one, and will last until they roll. Use it wisely."
OUT OF STOCK
Cracked Yellow Heart Container (x0)
"Will provide a temporary health boost of 3 HP to everybody until damaged or battle ends."
OUT OF STOCK
Bear Trap Fist (x1)
"This beauty will double the power of punching-based attacks, but as a punishment, it will decrease one's roll unless they are assisted."
Requires 1 Roll (4 or Over) To Buy
Our Heroes
LifeAsRoyalRanger
♥♥♥ - 6/6 HP
GoldHero101
♥♥♥ - 6/6 HP
UltraCraftGames
Currently Inside His Discount Ruin
O5Fourteen
♥♥♥ - 6/6 HP
DoobyScoobyDoo2
♥♥♥ - 6/6 HP
dufhugth20
♥♥♥ - 6/6 HP
BioShock_Rules
♥♥♥ - 6/6 HP
Has Bear Trap Fist Ready For Next Battle
Our Allies
Pepe, Lord of Memes ♥♥♥ - 10/10 HP ⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
Lunatic Cultist
♥♥♥ - 15/15 HP
⚔X10 10 ATK
Our Buildings
Non-Bold: Deactivated
Bold: Activated
Grey: Incomplete
Offensive
Lunatic Cultist's Phantasm Dragon
♥♥♥ - 5/5 HP
⚔X30 30 ATK
BioShock_Rules' Mounted Turret (WIP)
2 Turns To Build
Defensive
UltraCraftGames' Discount Ruin
♥♥♥ - 10/10 HP
♥♥♥ - 6/6 ULTRACRAFTGAMES HP
⚔X10 10 ATK
Inside: UltraCraftGames
Supportive
*none yet*
Building Lore
Lunatic Cultist's Phantasm Dragon is one hell of a beast. The Phantasm Dragon does not need anybody to control it, as it is a living building. However, you can ride it (or have an ally ride it), and control what it does. Its 30 ATK boost is surely enough to take down your enemies faster. When you're riding it, however, your rolls will be decreased by 1 unless somebody assists you. You might need to wait for somebody to assist you to roll. We don't want to end up like the fiasco known as Robotic Moon Lord Replica.
UltraCraftGames' Discount Ruin is basically a safety shield used for protecting people until it dies. It has 10 HP, enough to protect people for a few turns of it getting attacked.
Our Inventory
Green Glowing Die of Power
"This green glowing die of power will boost everybody's roll by one, and will last until they roll. Use it wisely."
Bear Trap Fist (x2)
"This beauty will double the power of punching-based attacks, but as a punishment, it will decrease one's roll unless they are assisted."
In keeping with the Tachanka memes, I continue deploying the turret while playing the Soviet national anthem out loud on my phone.
Stalin hears your Soviet Union Anthem, and rises up from the grave in perfect condition and begins to build your Tanchanka as fast as he can. Stalin: Ваша башня закончена.
BioShock_Rules: If I could speak Russian, that sentence would make a lot more sense, but thanks.
Stalin: Не за что, товарищ.
Stalin returns to his grave.
You now have a mounted turret, it gives you a 20 ATK boost. Ironically, it's a glass cannon, and will only take 1 HP of damage before breaking down.
i apologize to any russian speakers out there, pm me if the translation was correct or not
GOD DAMN IT! MAYYYYYBE I should just cast Protect on the whole team instead.
You casted Protect on the entire team, making a 50% damage reduction shield on the entire team that will be active when the next battle starts. It will last for 3 turns.
i now try to put the laser eye attachment on the ruin
You put a laser eye attachment on your Discount Ruin, making it have 5 more ATK.
Giantdad: Alright, I'll give you one more chance to buy my last item, then you're gonna have to scram. I have things to take care of.
1 Turn Left To Buy Things!
BONUS ROOM: Buy!
Giantdad The Shopkeeper
"Not usually friendly, but is friendly to heroes who slay the evil casul thugs. Will tell people who need to acquire proficiency to 'git gud' and doesn't take unprofessionalism too kindly."
Items
Medicine of Justice (x0)
"Will give everybody a full, free heal that can even be used even when dead. If they are dead, it revives them at full health. Can only be used once per team member. Use it wisely. Buy it once, everybody has a free heal slot."
OUT OF STOCK
Green Glowing Die of Power (x0)
"This green glowing die of power will boost everybody's roll by one, and will last until they roll. Use it wisely."
OUT OF STOCK
Cracked Yellow Heart Container (x0)
"Will provide a temporary health boost of 3 HP to everybody until damaged or battle ends."
OUT OF STOCK
Bear Trap Fist (x1)
"This beauty will double the power of punching-based attacks, but as a punishment, it will decrease one's roll unless they are assisted."
Requires 1 Roll (4 or Over) To Buy
Our Heroes
LifeAsRoyalRanger
♥♥♥ - 6/6 HP
GoldHero101
♥♥♥ - 6/6 HP
UltraCraftGames
Currently Inside His Discount Ruin
O5Fourteen
♥♥♥ - 6/6 HP
DoobyScoobyDoo2
♥♥♥ - 6/6 HP
dufhugth20
♥♥♥ - 6/6 HP
BioShock_Rules
Currently On His Mounted Turret
Our Allies
Pepe, Lord of Memes ♥♥♥ - 10/10 HP ⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
Lunatic Cultist
♥♥♥ - 15/15 HP
⚔X10 10 ATK
Our Buildings
Non-Bold: Deactivated
Bold: Activated
Grey: Incomplete
Offensive
Lunatic Cultist's Phantasm Dragon
♥♥♥ - 5/5 HP
⚔X30 30 ATK
Lunatic Cultist's Ancient Vision (WIP)
5 Turns to Build
BioShock_Rules' Mounted Turret
♥ - 1/1 HP
♥♥♥ - 6/6 BIOSHOCK_RULES HP
⚔X20 20 ATK
Inside: BioShock_Rules
Defensive
UltraCraftGames' Discount Ruin
♥♥♥ - 10/10 HP
♥♥♥ - 6/6 ULTRACRAFTGAMES HP
⚔X15 15 ATK
Inside: UltraCraftGames
O5Fourteen's Titanium Fortress (WIP)
7 Turns to Build
Supportive
*none yet*
Building Lore
Lunatic Cultist's Phantasm Dragon is one hell of a beast. The Phantasm Dragon does not need anybody to control it, as it is a living building. However, you can ride it (or have an ally ride it), and control what it does. Its 30 ATK boost is surely enough to take down your enemies faster. When you're riding it, however, your rolls will be decreased by 1 unless somebody assists you. You might need to wait for somebody to assist you to roll. We don't want to end up like the fiasco known as Robotic Moon Lord Replica.
UltraCraftGames' Discount Ruin is basically a safety shield used for protecting people until it dies. It has 10 HP, enough to protect people for a few turns of it getting attacked.
BioShock_Rules' Mounted Turret was made from the help of a former Soviet Union dictator. It's quite powerful (ironically), and does 20 ATK. However, it will only take 1 HP of damage before it breaks into pieces.
Our Inventory
Green Glowing Die of Power
"This green glowing die of power will boost everybody's roll by one, and will last until they roll. Use it wisely."
Bear Trap Fist (x2)
"This beauty will double the power of punching-based attacks, but as a punishment, it will decrease one's roll unless they are assisted."
Belongs To BioShock_Rules and O5Fourteen
sorry i haven't been active for a while. busy doing stuff in real life.
I quickly craft an Improved Spell Rapier w/ Spell Focus. I dub it "Blood Red".
You have crafted a new weapon, the Spell Rapier, and you equip it. Thrust-based attacks will do2x more damage, but will reduce your roll by 1 unless you get boosted.
I continue helping the cultist finish the Ancient Vision.
You continue helping Lunatic Cultist build his Ancient Vision. Ancient Vision will be built in 3 turns.
Giantdad: Alright guys, you bought all my stuff, now scram! I have things to do. Everybody Except GoldHero101: Thanks, Giantdad! GoldHero101: why can't i get any currency :c. oh well, at least i got a bear trap fist, thank you giantdad.
You go to the next room. It is a dark place, and there appears to be a vault, but what could it be of?
BioShock_Rules: Alright guys, I've been in this situation before. We have to drill the vault open. UltraCraftGames: Drill it? Ohhh, sweet. I want whatever's inside this vault. LifeAsRoyalRanger: Me too, let's crack it open! GoldHero101: I don't like where this is going, especially since my luck was terrible in the shop before us.
BioShock_Rules puts up the drill to the vault
???: NOT SO FAST, HEISTERS!
Everybody except ???: oh no...
???: You.. Have made a very bad mistake. You're dealing with the elite now, suckers!
BioShock_Rules: WHO ARE YOU? SHOW YOURSELF!
Skulldozer: NO PAYDAY FOR YOU, CLOBBERING TIME! SKULLDOZER INCOMING!
Announcement: There will be a vote on whether to use the Green Glowing Die of Power or not. Vote now!
FIGHT!
Skulldozer (BOSS #3)
"Destroyer of robbers, the Skulldozer is one mean fighting machine, with the ability to shred his enemies with his LMG, he has not one, but TWO shields. Only headshots do damage to his shields, and him. He is also a high elite in the police force, seeing what you've done to his guard, and SWAT buddy through camera. He will also call in some Cloakers once his mask is destroyed."
300/300 HP
200/200 VISOR SLD
100/100 PLATE SLD
5.5 ATK
Our Heroes
(50% Resistance Boost)
(3 Turns Left)
LifeAsRoyalRanger
♥♥♥ - 9/6 HP [Free Heal Available!]
GoldHero101
♥♥♥ - 9/6 HP
⚀ Roll Decrease
[Free Heal Available!]
UltraCraftGames
Currently Inside His Discount Ruin
[Free Heal Available!]
O5Fourteen
♥♥♥ - 9/6 HP
[Free Heal Available!]
DoobyScoobyDoo2
♥♥♥ - 9/6 HP
[Free Heal Available!]
dufhugth20
♥♥♥ - 9/6 HP
[Free Heal Available!]
BioShock_Rules
Currently On His Mounted Turret
[Free Heal Available!]
Our Allies
Pepe, Lord of Memes ♥♥♥ - 10/10 HP ⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
[Free Heal Available!]
Lunatic Cultist
♥♥♥ - 15/15 HP
⚔X10 10 ATK
[Free Heal Available!]
Our Buildings
Non-Bold: Deactivated
Bold: Activated
Grey: Incomplete
Offensive
Lunatic Cultist's Phantasm Dragon
♥♥♥ - 5/5 HP
⚔X30 30 ATK
Lunatic Cultist's Ancient Vision (WIP)
3 Turns to Build
BioShock_Rules' Mounted Turret
♥♥♥ - 6/6 HP
♥♥♥ - 9/6 BIOSHOCK_RULES HP
⚔X20 20 ATK
Inside: BioShock_Rules
Defensive
UltraCraftGames' Discount Ruin
♥♥♥ - 15/15 HP
♥♥♥ - 9/6 ULTRACRAFTGAMES HP
⚔X15 15 ATK
Inside: UltraCraftGames
O5Fourteen's Titanium Fortress (WIP)
6 Turns to Build
Supportive
*none yet*
Building Lore
Lunatic Cultist's Phantasm Dragon is one hell of a beast. The Phantasm Dragon does not need anybody to control it, as it is a living building. However, you can ride it (or have an ally ride it), and control what it does. Its 30 ATK boost is surely enough to take down your enemies faster. When you're riding it, however, your rolls will be decreased by 1 unless somebody assists you. You might need to wait for somebody to assist you to roll. We don't want to end up like the fiasco known as Robotic Moon Lord Replica.
UltraCraftGames' Discount Ruin is basically a safety shield used for protecting people until it dies. It has 10 HP, enough to protect people for a few turns of it getting attacked.
BioShock_Rules' Mounted Turret was made from the help of a former Soviet Union dictator. It's quite powerful (ironically), and does 20 ATK. However, it will only take 1 HP of damage before it breaks into pieces.
Our Inventory
Green Glowing Die of Power
"This green glowing die of power will boost everybody's roll by one, and will last until they roll. Use it wisely."
[Can Be Used Now!]
Bear Trap Fist (x3)
"This beauty will double the power of punching-based attacks, but as a punishment, it will decrease one's roll unless they are assisted."
Belongs To BioShock_Rules, O5Fourteen, and GoldHero101
While everyone tries to buy things, I try to get some help for the next battle by switching to Tachanka and deploying a mounted turret.
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
If there are any Bear Trap Fists left, I buy one, paying for it with a bear statue made of gold.
If I already have a Bear Trap Fist and I cannot have two, I give one of them to LifeAsRoyalRanger.
I try to buy another Bear Trap Fist for the team.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
You attach some tentacles onto your Discount Ruin, and made it have 10 ATK.
Rolled a 1.
You can't seem to find any coins anywhere. Keep searching!
Rolled a 3. (Not even joking.)
As much as you hit your head against the wall, you still don't have any currency.
You start to work on a turret. The mounted turret will be built in 2 turns, just enough time to get ready.
Rolled a 4.
You form a bear statue made of gold, and give it to Giantdad for the Bear Trap Fist. You can choose to equip it for next battle.
Rolled a 2.
Pockets empty.
UltraCraftGames
O5Fourteen
DoobyScoobyDoo2
dufhugth20
♥♥♥ - 10/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
Lunatic Cultist
Offensive
Supportive
I begin working on a Titanium Fortress to protect me.
now that the cultist has recharged, I help the cultist create an ancient vision due to the phantasm dragon already existing.
https://terraria.gamepedia.com/Ancient_Vision
What again?
There's still more turns to buy. I attempt to buy the last Bear Trap Fist.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
In keeping with the Tachanka memes, I continue deploying the turret while playing the Soviet national anthem out loud on my phone.
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
GOD DAMN IT! MAYYYYYBE I should just cast Protect on the whole team instead.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
/null nyesssss
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
You begin to work on a Titanium Fortress to defend you. Titanium Fortress will be built in 7 turns.
You begin to work on the Ancient Vision with the Lunatic Cultist. Ancient Vision will be built in 5 turns.
Rolled a 2.
dufhugth20: What the hell? No coins? Ah. I gotta hurry up and get some more.
Stalin hears your Soviet Union Anthem, and rises up from the grave in perfect condition and begins to build your Tanchanka as fast as he can.
Stalin: Ваша башня закончена.
BioShock_Rules: If I could speak Russian, that sentence would make a lot more sense, but thanks.
Stalin: Не за что, товарищ.
Stalin returns to his grave.
You now have a mounted turret, it gives you a 20 ATK boost. Ironically, it's a glass cannon, and will only take 1 HP of damage before breaking down.
i apologize to any russian speakers out there, pm me if the translation was correct or not
You casted Protect on the entire team, making a 50% damage reduction shield on the entire team that will be active when the next battle starts. It will last for 3 turns.
You put a laser eye attachment on your Discount Ruin, making it have 5 more ATK.
Giantdad: Alright, I'll give you one more chance to buy my last item, then you're gonna have to scram. I have things to take care of.
Green Glowing Die of Power (x0)
Cracked Yellow Heart Container (x0)
Bear Trap Fist (x1)
GoldHero101
UltraCraftGames
O5Fourteen
DoobyScoobyDoo2
dufhugth20
BioShock_Rules
♥♥♥ - 10/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
Lunatic Cultist
Offensive
BioShock_Rules' Mounted Turret
Supportive
UltraCraftGames' Discount Ruin is basically a safety shield used for protecting people until it dies. It has 10 HP, enough to protect people for a few turns of it getting attacked.
I thank Stalin for helping with the turret, then try to make it a little more durable by attaching a deployable shield to it.
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
I quickly craft an Improved Spell Rapier w/ Spell Focus. I dub it "Blood Red".
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
I attempt to buy a Bear Trap Fist. If I succeed, I give it to GoldHero101.
I continue helping the cultist finish the Ancient Vision.
What again?
You put portals of doom on your Discount Ruin, making it have an extra 5 HP.
You put a shield to your turret, and make it have extra 5 HP.
You have crafted a new weapon, the Spell Rapier, and you equip it. Thrust-based attacks will do 2x more damage, but will reduce your roll by 1 unless you get boosted.
Rolled a 4.
You bought the very last item, and gave the Bear Trap Fist to GoldHero101.
You continue helping Lunatic Cultist build his Ancient Vision. Ancient Vision will be built in 3 turns.
Giantdad: Alright guys, you bought all my stuff, now scram! I have things to do.
Everybody Except GoldHero101: Thanks, Giantdad!
GoldHero101: why can't i get any currency :c. oh well, at least i got a bear trap fist, thank you giantdad.
You go to the next room. It is a dark place, and there appears to be a vault, but what could it be of?
BioShock_Rules: Alright guys, I've been in this situation before. We have to drill the vault open.
UltraCraftGames: Drill it? Ohhh, sweet. I want whatever's inside this vault.
LifeAsRoyalRanger: Me too, let's crack it open!
GoldHero101: I don't like where this is going, especially since my luck was terrible in the shop before us.
BioShock_Rules puts up the drill to the vault
???: NOT SO FAST, HEISTERS!
Everybody except ???: oh no...
???: You.. Have made a very bad mistake. You're dealing with the elite now, suckers!
BioShock_Rules: WHO ARE YOU? SHOW YOURSELF!
Skulldozer: NO PAYDAY FOR YOU, CLOBBERING TIME! SKULLDOZER INCOMING!
[Free Heal Available!]
GoldHero101
♥♥♥ - 10/10 HP
⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
Offensive
BioShock_Rules' Mounted Turret
Supportive
UltraCraftGames' Discount Ruin is basically a safety shield used for protecting people until it dies. It has 10 HP, enough to protect people for a few turns of it getting attacked.
I continue assisting the Lunatic Cultist.
What again?
"Come to Tachanka, baby!"
I lay down a wall of bullets in the skulldozer's direction, screaming at the top of my lungs the whole time.
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
I do the starting loop for Red Mage.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
I charge Fire Finale. Next turn it will be used.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David