The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I use telekinesis to open John's window, and I use my portal gun to open a portal next to me and a portal inside his house from a safe distance. I then drop the mail inside.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I start off by leveling the area with the world's most overused nuclear weapons. Then, drown the area with fat-melting acids, laced with the flavor of Lasagna. Then, a horde of Nermals flood the city, and annoy garfield. I then send in the death-squads, who quickly spray the entire neighborhood with poison gas that smells like Lasagna Then, a Robot Deployer deploys 500,000 mail robots, armed with Anti-Cat weaponry and an infinte supply of mail. They then make sure to reperform this on every house, just to be sure that Garfield didn't trick them.
Meanwhile, Garfield is distracted by an infinite Lasagna generater.
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
I get a exact replica of the mail, multiple copies, and drop them all around Garfield, putting the actual mail in the mail.
you drop the mail around Garfield, and he slashes them all to bits, and then his eyes go black and he falls over. You wonder what that was all about but you still open the mailbox, to be shocked at seeing the real Garfield in there, you faint from the confusion and you wake up in a dump.
I use telekinesis to open John's window, and I use my portal gun to open a portal next to me and a portal inside his house from a safe distance. I then drop the mail inside.
When you open the second portal, Odie pops out of it and slobbers all over your portal gun, making fizzle out and teleport you into some other dimension.
I start off by leveling the area with the world's most overused nuclear weapons. Then, drown the area with fat-melting acids, laced with the flavor of Lasagna. Then, a horde of Nermals flood the city, and annoy garfield. I then send in the death-squads, who quickly spray the entire neighborhood with poison gas that smells like Lasagna Then, a Robot Deployer deploys 500,000 mail robots, armed with Anti-Cat weaponry and an infinte supply of mail. They then make sure to reperform this on every house, just to be sure that Garfield didn't trick them.
Meanwhile, Garfield is distracted by an infinite Lasagna generater.
But since you killed John and everyone else, he can't open the mail. You have failed your mission.
I get a bunch of people to help deliver the mail. Everybody has a copy of the mail and each person is going to different parts of the house from different directions at the same time.
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My avatar is a Nuclear Ender-Creeper in SPAAAAAACE! My RP: An Island
Why 'Fire at Will'? Why not Bob, Joe, or anybody else?
Veni, Vidi, Vici Caelus!
What didya expect, the Spanish Inquisition?
¿Ðïd ♥ ¥ΩÜ ♪ knòw ™ yóu ☺ çæñ ♂ τypε ▲ Ãll † øf ↔ thi§ ± wîτЋ « ÿöüΓ ♫ k€ЏßØα®d?
I focus infinite mailing power and the mail attack starts draining the energy and matter of all the universe.
Then it suddenly collapse under the form of an infinitely massive black hole and everything is reduced in one point and time is definitively stopped in the whole universe.
Now everything is at the same point and thus the mail is inside the mailbox.
I use rudisplork to convince myself it is a true victory because delivering mail should be done at any cost.
I focus infinite mailing power and the mail attack starts draining the energy and matter of all the universe.
Then it suddenly collapse under the form of an infinitely massive black hole and everything is reduced in one point and time is definitively stopped in the whole universe.
Now everything is at the same point and thus the mail is inside the mailbox.
I use rudisplork to convince myself it is a true victory because delivering mail should be done at any cost.
You create a black hole, but Garfield clogs the black hole, and the mailbox went in right before him/
Plus if Garfield didn't clog it John would have died and would not have been able to see the mail.
I get a bunch of people to help deliver the mail. Everybody has a copy of the mail and each person is going to different parts of the house from different directions at the same time.
Garfield sees the army of mailers approaching, he gets out a box with a large balloon in it. "Strange." You think to yourself.
But then he starts blowing up the balloon, so much that the house flies away before the army can get to it.
I drink an invisibility potion modded so the particles are invisible, and I make the letter invisible too.
Because of minecraft physics, I can see things but nobody else can see me.
I then walk to the mailbox, put it in, and walk away.
Unfortunately, you are very loud and clumsy while walking in this form, so Garfield can make out where you are by sound.
He chases you down into an open manhole.
I bury the mail in a bunch of other stuff, disguise as someone (not something else), drive a car there, and knock on John's door (also ringing the doorbell) asking to talk with him
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My avatar is a Nuclear Ender-Creeper in SPAAAAAACE! My RP: An Island
Why 'Fire at Will'? Why not Bob, Joe, or anybody else?
Veni, Vidi, Vici Caelus!
What didya expect, the Spanish Inquisition?
¿Ðïd ♥ ¥ΩÜ ♪ knòw ™ yóu ☺ çæñ ♂ τypε ▲ Ãll † øf ↔ thi§ ± wîτЋ « ÿöüΓ ♫ k€ЏßØα®d?
I bury the mail in a bunch of other stuff, disguise as someone (not something else), drive a car there, and knock on John's door (also ringing the doorbell) asking to talk with him
While this plan is pretty decent, Garfield tampers with your breaks while you are driving there. You know what happens next.
I might have already said this I think but it most likely did not get posted for some reason.
Guys, The posts this thread is getting is great and all, but the main fun of forum games is the wacky ideas people come up with, so can you please try to be more creative with this?
Thank you.
Get a time machine to go back in time before Garfield is born, deliver to John Arbuckle with strict instructions to open each box on each specific day, and not a moment before.
And also to keep the mail away from any cat he may own in the future.
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My avatar is a Nuclear Ender-Creeper in SPAAAAAACE! My RP: An Island
Why 'Fire at Will'? Why not Bob, Joe, or anybody else?
Veni, Vidi, Vici Caelus!
What didya expect, the Spanish Inquisition?
¿Ðïd ♥ ¥ΩÜ ♪ knòw ™ yóu ☺ çæñ ♂ τypε ▲ Ãll † øf ↔ thi§ ± wîτЋ « ÿöüΓ ♫ k€ЏßØα®d?
Get a time machine to go back in time before Garfield is born, deliver to John Arbuckle with strict instructions to open each box on each specific day, and not a moment before.
And also to keep the mail away from any cat he may own in the future.
Wouldn't that create a time paradox? Because if the mail got delivered because of that, then you wouldn't have done it, which means that the mail wouldn't have been delivered which means you would have done it... ETC.
OT: I use an invisible wings Angel Ring to fly in and I also use an Invisibility Potion that allows me to see because Minecraft logic so that Garfield doesn't notice me in particular.
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[Avatar] A render of two of my OCs in a Minecraft format.
I use telekinesis to open John's window, and I use my portal gun to open a portal next to me and a portal inside his house from a safe distance. I then drop the mail inside.
My avatar is Reaper eating salad.
Get over it.
I get a exact replica of the mail, multiple copies, and drop them all around Garfield, putting the actual mail in the mail.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
I get a disguise that prevents Garfield from noticing me in any way before stealthily sneaking the mail through the window of John's house.
My avatar is a Nuclear Ender-Creeper in SPAAAAAACE!
My RP: An Island
Why 'Fire at Will'? Why not Bob, Joe, or anybody else?
Veni, Vidi, Vici Caelus!
What didya expect, the Spanish Inquisition?
¿Ðïd ♥ ¥ΩÜ ♪ knòw ™ yóu ☺ çæñ ♂ τypε ▲ Ãll † øf ↔ thi§ ± wîτЋ « ÿöüΓ ♫ k€ЏßØα®d?
I start off by leveling the area with the world's most overused nuclear weapons. Then, drown the area with fat-melting acids, laced with the flavor of Lasagna. Then, a horde of Nermals flood the city, and annoy garfield. I then send in the death-squads, who quickly spray the entire neighborhood with poison gas that smells like Lasagna Then, a Robot Deployer deploys 500,000 mail robots, armed with Anti-Cat weaponry and an infinte supply of mail. They then make sure to reperform this on every house, just to be sure that Garfield didn't trick them.
Meanwhile, Garfield is distracted by an infinite Lasagna generater.
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
you drop the mail around Garfield, and he slashes them all to bits, and then his eyes go black and he falls over. You wonder what that was all about but you still open the mailbox, to be shocked at seeing the real Garfield in there, you faint from the confusion and you wake up in a dump.
When you open the second portal, Odie pops out of it and slobbers all over your portal gun, making fizzle out and teleport you into some other dimension.
But since you killed John and everyone else, he can't open the mail. You have failed your mission.
You disguise as a fire hydrant, but then Odies sees you and you know what happens next.
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2862232-indestructible-box
This is my forum game, play it
I drink a minecraft invisibility potion modded so the particles are invisible, and I make the letter invisible too.
Because of minecraft physics, I can see things but nobody else can see me.
I then walk to the mailbox, put it in, and walk away.
My avatar is Reaper eating salad.
Get over it.
I pull out a huge pile of food and give it to Garfield. Shortly after, I put the mail in the mailbox!
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
I get a bunch of people to help deliver the mail. Everybody has a copy of the mail and each person is going to different parts of the house from different directions at the same time.
My avatar is a Nuclear Ender-Creeper in SPAAAAAACE!
My RP: An Island
Why 'Fire at Will'? Why not Bob, Joe, or anybody else?
Veni, Vidi, Vici Caelus!
What didya expect, the Spanish Inquisition?
¿Ðïd ♥ ¥ΩÜ ♪ knòw ™ yóu ☺ çæñ ♂ τypε ▲ Ãll † øf ↔ thi§ ± wîτЋ « ÿöüΓ ♫ k€ЏßØα®d?
I dropped an antibrick on the cat and deliver the mail
join pro-plaza, the first five to join will be appointed as mods
https://dragcave.net/incubators/incubator_tardograd2.png
I use the ultimate mailing power.
I focus infinite mailing power and the mail attack starts draining the energy and matter of all the universe.
Then it suddenly collapse under the form of an infinitely massive black hole and everything is reduced in one point and time is definitively stopped in the whole universe.
Now everything is at the same point and thus the mail is inside the mailbox.
I use rudisplork to convince myself it is a true victory because delivering mail should be done at any cost.
I give the mail to the neighbor asking them to deliver it to John.
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!
You create a black hole, but Garfield clogs the black hole, and the mailbox went in right before him/
Plus if Garfield didn't clog it John would have died and would not have been able to see the mail.
I do not know what that is, so the attack fails.
Garfield sees the army of mailers approaching, he gets out a box with a large balloon in it. "Strange." You think to yourself.
But then he starts blowing up the balloon, so much that the house flies away before the army can get to it.
That is about as effective as sending an infant into a war.
Unfortunately, you are very loud and clumsy while walking in this form, so Garfield can make out where you are by sound.
He chases you down into an open manhole.
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2862232-indestructible-box
This is my forum game, play it
Stawp! I do this the old fashioned way, just use the Forget-Me Stick (tm) on Garfield. While he is knocked out, I deliver da mail.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
I bury the mail in a bunch of other stuff, disguise as someone (not something else), drive a car there, and knock on John's door (also ringing the doorbell) asking to talk with him
My avatar is a Nuclear Ender-Creeper in SPAAAAAACE!
My RP: An Island
Why 'Fire at Will'? Why not Bob, Joe, or anybody else?
Veni, Vidi, Vici Caelus!
What didya expect, the Spanish Inquisition?
¿Ðïd ♥ ¥ΩÜ ♪ knòw ™ yóu ☺ çæñ ♂ τypε ▲ Ãll † øf ↔ thi§ ± wîτЋ « ÿöüΓ ♫ k€ЏßØα®d?
While this plan is pretty decent, Garfield tampers with your breaks while you are driving there. You know what happens next.
Garfield's short attention span nullifies the effect of the stick. He proceeds to chase you out of the neighborhood.
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2862232-indestructible-box
This is my forum game, play it
*tosses Garfield into a pit and delivers mail
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
*goes into creative mode to deliver the mail*
You forgot to put cheats on.
Garfield is too heavy.
I might have already said this I think but it most likely did not get posted for some reason.
Guys, The posts this thread is getting is great and all, but the main fun of forum games is the wacky ideas people come up with, so can you please try to be more creative with this?
Thank you.
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2862232-indestructible-box
This is my forum game, play it
Get a time machine to go back in time before Garfield is born, deliver to John Arbuckle with strict instructions to open each box on each specific day, and not a moment before.
And also to keep the mail away from any cat he may own in the future.
My avatar is a Nuclear Ender-Creeper in SPAAAAAACE!
My RP: An Island
Why 'Fire at Will'? Why not Bob, Joe, or anybody else?
Veni, Vidi, Vici Caelus!
What didya expect, the Spanish Inquisition?
¿Ðïd ♥ ¥ΩÜ ♪ knòw ™ yóu ☺ çæñ ♂ τypε ▲ Ãll † øf ↔ thi§ ± wîτЋ « ÿöüΓ ♫ k€ЏßØα®d?
Wouldn't that create a time paradox? Because if the mail got delivered because of that, then you wouldn't have done it, which means that the mail wouldn't have been delivered which means you would have done it... ETC.
OT: I use an invisible wings Angel Ring to fly in and I also use an Invisibility Potion that allows me to see because Minecraft logic so that Garfield doesn't notice me in particular.