NO! THIS GAME WILL NEVER DIE, IT IS THE BEST AND MOST AMAZING EVER, ETC. ETC.
Just going to bump this thread since this forum game has been pretty fun so far, would be a shame if it didn't start up again sometime. I'm guessing you use your tablet for the images or something right? Which is why the tablet not working puts it on hold.
Hold up your MAGENTA FINGERPRINT as the requisite MARK to enter. If that doesn't work, find an undamaged MEAT LOCKER, attempt to find a fingerprint scanner on it, and scan your fingerprint on the scanner if one is found.
You raise your hand to the LIGHT. The MAGENTA FINGERPRINT on your finger glows with a throbbing power. As your finger draws closer to the LIGHT, magenta energy starts spewing from it, too. Some kind of reaction is happening... But, your curiosity overwhelming you, you abandon common sense and TOUCH THE LIGHT.
What... What WAS that. It seems like you were temporarily transported into some kind of trippy landscape. You swear you saw someone else in there... Even though you couldn't see much of anything. It was all a looping purple haze, like a kaleidoscope. Whatever the case, the LIGHT is gone now. There is a CHEST hidden inside a cavity behind you.
Look back behind you, and see how there were even more eyes than you thought, as seen in the picture. The one above the locker you attacked is glowing PINK, and the eyes above all the other lockers are dormant. If possible, go back to that locker you attacked earlier to finish. These lockers could be how Grodd converts dead bodies into gorilla deli meat. Remember what you deduced earlier about WEAK POINTS and use your PIE SMASHER to give the eye right below where you whacked twice earlier the strongest smack you can muster. If you cannot pull open the probably-busted door after this smash, hit the eye again. Make sure it gets smashed into not glowing anymore.
Check to see what's inside the MEAT LOCKER now that you've busted it.
You walk back to the damaged MEAT LOCKER. You decide you have had it with these mothergorillaing GORILLAS in this mothergorillaing DELI. The pie component of your PIE-SMASHER lights with red fire, representing your burning desire to crush the metal construct directly in front of you. Not wasting any time, you spring into action.
You jump up, swinging the hammer above your head. A massive trail of fire arcs behind you, the heat radiating across the hallway. Fire reflects off of your body and the MEAT LOCKER in front of you as you swing your hammer forward.
There is a resounding BOOM as your hammer connects with the MEAT LOCKER. Fire and shockwaves trail everywhere as you completely decimate the MEAT LOCKER's surface, cracks splintering everywhere. You have done it. In three hits, you've destroyed the MEAT LOCKER. You fall back to the ground, smoke emanating from your hammer's head as you calm down. When the smoke clears by a reasonable amount, you take a look at the MEAT LOCKER.
It looks like you've completely torn the doors of the LOCKER off of their hinges, and the glowing eye has shut off too. The keypad has fallen off, and smoke trails from the inside of the LOCKER's two compartments. It looks like you'll be free to take anything you want from both. Now that you've probably destroyed the LOCKER's cooling machinery, anything inside will spoil if you don't take it right away. This is your chance to see what's inside!
There is an object inside that is of particular interest to you. It looks like a glowing blob of purple gelatin. You have no idea what it is or what it does, but you know that you want to find out.
You pilfer the MEAT LOCKER's items. You gain EXPERIMENT 335, 10 COOKED STEAK, 15 ICKY SAUSAGES (which go into your current supply), and an EXPIRED HEART. ...You decide to not take any of the DEAD BODIES. They're emaciated, stripped of nearly all skin and muscle, and are REALLY REALLY DISGUSTING.
Put sections of the wall around the orb in your inventory to allow the orb to fall out, like so:
You walk back to the hole in the wall with the orb. As you do so, your vision tunnels and blurs, causing you to double over. The feeling subsides after a few seconds... You have a feeling that nothing you do can touch that thing. In fact, the longer you look at it, the more you want to tear out your own eyes so you can stop looking at it. Please stop looking at it. Don't look at it. Don't don't don't.
If the meat locker is not destroyed, give it one last finishing smash! If it is destroyed, very carefully examine whatever is inside! If BOTH are done, go closely examine the mound of dead gorilla flesh.
You turn around to look at the remains of the GORILLA. You remember seeing it earlier and thinking that it had grown. Looking at it now, it definitely looks like a mountain of hair rather than a grave. As you stare at it, it shakes and quivers, making you uneasy. Is it... is it alive? What happens next answers your question.
Assembling itself from the mountain of hair, a tall humanoid figure suddenly springs up, looming over you. You have no idea how to process this situation, so you just stare at it blankly. Yeah, it looks a lot like that. The drawing might not convey it, but you're pretty scared at this point. You didn't sign up for SUPERNATURAL TOMFOOLERY like this.
The gorilla has reformed, but not to the full extent of its power. This is more of a baby form. It still looks creepy, mainly because it looks horrific, misshapen, and like a melted version of the GORILLA you just fought. Even weirder, it doesn't seem to have a mouth - only a slit that looks like the pupil of a stylized eye burned into its head. So if it doesn't have a mouth... How is it talking to you?
...yes. i have returned. you honestly thought i would stay dead forever? no. the eye gives me strength beyond what humans can dream of. as long as it is there... as long as it is powered... i will always be here. i will never truly die. once i am at full strength, jeff coleman... you had better pray that you are not here.
...You'd either ready your weapons in the event the gorilla comes back, or get out of here.
>When hitting the canny thingos, they let off steam and fire, the fire being the most important thing to note. Use that fire to burn the gorilla remains.
>Assess the danger level of the current situation, possibly through some sort of gaming abstraction I don't even know.
Everything is dangerous in some form. There's no real point to measuring it. For instance, walking across the sidewalk is dangerous. Why? YOU COULD TRIP, FALL, AND BREAK YOUR NECK. OR SOMEONE COULD ROB YOU. OR YOU COULD SLIP IN A PUDDLE, FALL INTO THE ROAD, AND GET HIT BY A CAR. OR A CLOWN COULD POP OUT OF A SEWER GRATE. See? You can't plan for everything.
If there is nothing urgent nearby, go back to attack the resurrecting gorilla.
You ready the PIE-SMASHER and swing it at the gorilla, but nothing happens! A massive MAGICAL SHIELD suddenly appears, decorated with ARCANE SYMBOLS. It looks like you won't be able to damage the gorilla right now...
the eye gives me protection. from now until i mature, i will be blessed with guidance and fortitude. you cannot harm me, jeff coleman, just as i cannot harm you. but since you have quarreled with me... i will quarrel with you, when the time comes. you have made an enemy.
Nope your way down the hallway. Sticking around with this gorilla is like getting stuck up a creek without a paddle. And where does that creek flow to? Buttsville. You have heard of that horrible place in whispers and on the wind, and it's nowhere you want to be.
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I'm back, and still want our poor, slightly deranged hero dead! And the best way to do that right now is to leave, there isn't much that could kill us here.
Travel towards the place where Twin wants us to go!
Go with ka_doink's plan to check out the slaughterhouse, since you already resolved to do it earlier. But before you do that, smack the big eye that powers the GORILLA's regeneration and shielding twice with your PIE HAMMER, while trying not to look at it anymore than you have to in order to hit. Preferably you should do this before hitting the gorilla if you are going to since that might weaken his shields. It might buy you the time you need to check out the slaughterhouse before he finishes regenerating, if the idea of damaging the power source slowing down regeneration works. If not, it's worth trying, as it is a giant weak point practically demanding to be hit.
plus.
there can only be ONE GABEN!
This seems..
very
very
interesting.
What do you two think?
* i dont know i think it looks fine.
Pie Quest is postponed indefinitely until I can get my Wacom tablet working again.
Aw man... Hope it's fixed soon.
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Oh, okay. Good luck with that, Twin!
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Check for any skill points that you have (if you even have any/ if that's a mechanic)
If not, then go with what crystal says.
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Just going to bump this thread since this forum game has been pretty fun so far, would be a shame if it didn't start up again sometime. I'm guessing you use your tablet for the images or something right? Which is why the tablet not working puts it on hold.
Tablets are for COMMUNISTS. Use MSPaint like all the other MLG PRO FESSIONALS out there.
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Yes, Pie Quest is BACK.
You raise your hand to the LIGHT. The MAGENTA FINGERPRINT on your finger glows with a throbbing power. As your finger draws closer to the LIGHT, magenta energy starts spewing from it, too. Some kind of reaction is happening... But, your curiosity overwhelming you, you abandon common sense and TOUCH THE LIGHT.
What... What WAS that. It seems like you were temporarily transported into some kind of trippy landscape. You swear you saw someone else in there... Even though you couldn't see much of anything. It was all a looping purple haze, like a kaleidoscope. Whatever the case, the LIGHT is gone now. There is a CHEST hidden inside a cavity behind you.
You walk back to the damaged MEAT LOCKER. You decide you have had it with these mothergorillaing GORILLAS in this mothergorillaing DELI. The pie component of your PIE-SMASHER lights with red fire, representing your burning desire to crush the metal construct directly in front of you. Not wasting any time, you spring into action.
You jump up, swinging the hammer above your head. A massive trail of fire arcs behind you, the heat radiating across the hallway. Fire reflects off of your body and the MEAT LOCKER in front of you as you swing your hammer forward.
There is a resounding BOOM as your hammer connects with the MEAT LOCKER. Fire and shockwaves trail everywhere as you completely decimate the MEAT LOCKER's surface, cracks splintering everywhere. You have done it. In three hits, you've destroyed the MEAT LOCKER. You fall back to the ground, smoke emanating from your hammer's head as you calm down. When the smoke clears by a reasonable amount, you take a look at the MEAT LOCKER.
It looks like you've completely torn the doors of the LOCKER off of their hinges, and the glowing eye has shut off too. The keypad has fallen off, and smoke trails from the inside of the LOCKER's two compartments. It looks like you'll be free to take anything you want from both. Now that you've probably destroyed the LOCKER's cooling machinery, anything inside will spoil if you don't take it right away. This is your chance to see what's inside!
There is an object inside that is of particular interest to you. It looks like a glowing blob of purple gelatin. You have no idea what it is or what it does, but you know that you want to find out.
You pilfer the MEAT LOCKER's items. You gain EXPERIMENT 335, 10 COOKED STEAK, 15 ICKY SAUSAGES (which go into your current supply), and an EXPIRED HEART. ...You decide to not take any of the DEAD BODIES. They're emaciated, stripped of nearly all skin and muscle, and are REALLY REALLY DISGUSTING.
You walk back to the hole in the wall with the orb. As you do so, your vision tunnels and blurs, causing you to double over. The feeling subsides after a few seconds... You have a feeling that nothing you do can touch that thing. In fact, the longer you look at it, the more you want to tear out your own eyes so you can stop looking at it. Please stop looking at it. Don't look at it. Don't don't don't.
You turn around to look at the remains of the GORILLA. You remember seeing it earlier and thinking that it had grown. Looking at it now, it definitely looks like a mountain of hair rather than a grave. As you stare at it, it shakes and quivers, making you uneasy. Is it... is it alive? What happens next answers your question.
Assembling itself from the mountain of hair, a tall humanoid figure suddenly springs up, looming over you. You have no idea how to process this situation, so you just stare at it blankly. Yeah, it looks a lot like that. The drawing might not convey it, but you're pretty scared at this point. You didn't sign up for SUPERNATURAL TOMFOOLERY like this.
The gorilla has reformed, but not to the full extent of its power. This is more of a baby form. It still looks creepy, mainly because it looks horrific, misshapen, and like a melted version of the GORILLA you just fought. Even weirder, it doesn't seem to have a mouth - only a slit that looks like the pupil of a stylized eye burned into its head. So if it doesn't have a mouth... How is it talking to you?
...yes. i have returned. you honestly thought i would stay dead forever? no. the eye gives me strength beyond what humans can dream of. as long as it is there... as long as it is powered... i will always be here. i will never truly die. once i am at full strength, jeff coleman... you had better pray that you are not here.
...You'd either ready your weapons in the event the gorilla comes back, or get out of here.
Everything is dangerous in some form. There's no real point to measuring it. For instance, walking across the sidewalk is dangerous. Why? YOU COULD TRIP, FALL, AND BREAK YOUR NECK. OR SOMEONE COULD ROB YOU. OR YOU COULD SLIP IN A PUDDLE, FALL INTO THE ROAD, AND GET HIT BY A CAR. OR A CLOWN COULD POP OUT OF A SEWER GRATE. See? You can't plan for everything.
You ready the PIE-SMASHER and swing it at the gorilla, but nothing happens! A massive MAGICAL SHIELD suddenly appears, decorated with ARCANE SYMBOLS. It looks like you won't be able to damage the gorilla right now...
the eye gives me protection. from now until i mature, i will be blessed with guidance and fortitude. you cannot harm me, jeff coleman, just as i cannot harm you. but since you have quarreled with me... i will quarrel with you, when the time comes. you have made an enemy.
There is no LIGHT anymore. It looks like whatever you did shut it off and let you gain access to a CHEST.
Of all the dumb ideas you've ever had, this one's probably the dumbest.
BILL CIPHER is dead. Images of statues fill your head, but there is no voice. His time has come to burn.
No, actually, this one might be.
Awesome! Thanks man ;3 /null
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Loot the chest, then GTGO.
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Hit that revived gorilla with a hammer.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
Try To Infuse The Energy Coming From Your Fingertip To Your Hammer. (Wow That Is A LOT Of Images Up There...)
What again?
Put light in inventory, and check out the slaughterhouse.
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Let's go with Generic's plan.
[X] Loot the chest, then GTGO.
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Nope your way down the hallway. Sticking around with this gorilla is like getting stuck up a creek without a paddle. And where does that creek flow to? Buttsville. You have heard of that horrible place in whispers and on the wind, and it's nowhere you want to be.
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Shine your flashlight on the EYE to BLIND the EYE. Maybe that will incapacitate it.
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Give gorilla meat cylinders to the gorilla as a peace offering?
if not then try to remember the person you saw when you touched the eye with your magenta fingertip.
This seems..
very
very
interesting.
What do you two think?
* i dont know i think it looks fine.
I'm back, and still want our poor, slightly deranged hero dead! And the best way to do that right now is to leave, there isn't much that could kill us here.
Travel towards the place where Twin wants us to go!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Again, check for skill points.
If there's no such thing, SMASH THE GORILLA TO BITS.
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Go with ka_doink's plan to check out the slaughterhouse, since you already resolved to do it earlier. But before you do that, smack the big eye that powers the GORILLA's regeneration and shielding twice with your PIE HAMMER, while trying not to look at it anymore than you have to in order to hit. Preferably you should do this before hitting the gorilla if you are going to since that might weaken his shields. It might buy you the time you need to check out the slaughterhouse before he finishes regenerating, if the idea of damaging the power source slowing down regeneration works. If not, it's worth trying, as it is a giant weak point practically demanding to be hit.