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The L()rd looks up.
Hey! Game Master! That b()lt was f()r UserZer()! N()t Richard! Y()u said that the G()dm()dder meant UserZer() in y()ur ()P p()st. S(), sh()uld I just call her Uzi ()r s()mething?
He turns to Richard.
I d() kn()w that there are multiple. But... I...
He pauses.
I... wanted a challenge. Yes, that s()unds g()()d! Er... I mean... LISTEN! I D()N'T HAVE T() TELL Y()U MY LIFE ST()RY!! JUST... d()n't ask any questi()ns, g()t it!?
He then angrily throws a few Ender Pearls in the air. They land around the Spam Bots. As he teleports, The L()rd punches the Spam Bots with a magical flaming fist of DEATH.
When he's done, he looks at the people from the future.
S(), the future? H()w's it like in Minecraft?
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
every self respecting video game needs a very easy level of simon says: 1/50 1/50
I'm still standing off of the beaten path, watching everything go on before noticing the charge cap's going down soon. I quickly take the 2 50's i can get my hands on and keep them for the first entity wave I've planned out in advance. this is gonna be a fun little sidequest.
I stay away from everyone hidden behind one of the hills, continuing to watch over the battlefield for researching purposes.
What’s an Origin Wand? Sounds like something that doesn’t really exist yet.
They're a thing that will have existed in the past future that will have been sent back into the future past from the past future to help ensure the past future in which they will have been created is not derailed by everybody messing with the future past. Relative timeline locks, the bane of everybody's grammar.
I look at the Fourth Wall, clearly angry despite only having a Minecraft avatar with which to express emotion.
"Stop faffing about messing with attacks that're referencing 2 just because they reference 2, Tazz, you were there, you know what they are. Seriously. It's not like I'm referencing fifty-seven different things, without explanation, that are all required to understand what I just hit UserZero with. If I do THAT, I fully expect you to tell me off for it."
On that note, a potent font of creative energies slams into UserZero FROM SP8888CE and breaks over her head, causing a dangerous outflow of said creative energies into a 3*3*3 filled box of bedrock. Ouch.
"Dang it, not again!"
"As for the future of Minecraft: I don't have much personal experience to offer in that front as the only times I have been on a Minecraft server it was exactly like this one. Save for the date and time settings."
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
At this point, I'm not even going to ask whom you are talking to
Good, it'd only confuse you
Rashki looks around, and then back at his creation. It was just a simple outline of a cube in the ground made of an obsidian, dirt and corruption alloy. In the middle of the outline stands a lone torch, unlit. Next to the cube is a fan, currently running. Rashki lights the torch and watches it's flame danced to the left and then as the corrupted alloy portal started to slowly let forth a black haze, marching towards the torch. He was going to go to the Farlands
((I sort of addressed the fact that the Author physically can't do anything here. Literally all those two are going to be doing is random exposition and be responsible for a few of my larger charges. The Author and the Oracle of the Void are just watchers, and will not be playing a significant part in the game. I have already said that. Unless UserZero tries to assassinate one of them, no OP scale-threatening actions will take place. For all intents and purpose, George is the important character here.
The Author may be more powerful than the OP King, but if for some reason I get it into my head to have him actually affect the battlefield, I'll run it by you first, and even then, it'll be something indirect. But I need him here for some exposition, and to set up his relationship with the Oracle of the Void somewhat.))
3/5 for first summon
3/25 for big summon #01
George looks about, then gets a clever idea.
He fires his duck cannon once more, this time it explodes, launching him backwards, but this time, two ducks come down for her, one after the other, such that should her supreme abilities in dodging and godmodding allow her to block one or the other with the first duck that she dissipated, she'll still have to go goo-form in order to dodge these.
So that she can't use the fourth-wall breaking abilities that I think (not sure about it, but I believe it is, since Richard demonstrated them) are part of the Godmodder moveset, I will point out why this is strategically a good idea NEXT post.
Additionally, the explosion sets the toxic goo on fire, which, if we haven't moved away within 2 turns, will set the entire battlefield to 'flaming toxic goo fields.'
Since Uzi is an acronym for User Zero, I'll use that!
THE CONTACT: PART 2: Airport of Awful
Alternate!Uzi, still damage-connected to the original Uzi, heads deep within the building... Eventually, she arrives in a small room filled with computers, where she sees a man shrouded in purple. She knows right away that this is the Psychic General of her mysterious contact's forces.
The General sees her, and immediately begins shoving images into Uzi's mind. She sees what she is meant to do... in order to earn some assistance for her real self, she must travel to the base of The Contact's enemies, known simply as "The Monsters". The fastest and best way there is by plan...
As a parting gift, the General teleports Uzi to the airport!
However, once she is in the airport, she realizes that she has to wait in a really long line to get her ticket! The line is 56 minutes long, and her flight is leaving in an hour! She looks up ahead... The baggage line is 43 minutes long, the slow security line(requiring full body cavity searches-Uzi can't have that!) is 72 minutes long! Uzi can't just wait, she has to find a creative solution to the problem! She looks around, and sees an AUTOMATIC CREATIVITY BLASTER-one of her least favorite things! It automatically blows creative things into oblivion! Then she sees an AUTOMATIC UNCREATIVITY BLASTER-which does the same thing, but for uncreative stuff! Finally, she sees an AUTOMATIC MEDIUM-CREATIVITY GUARD CALLER, which calls the guards on anyone who's just a bit creative! Uzi is forced to take the middle road...
She must fight her way through the airport, destroying things with only moderately creative attacks! Oh, and all the blasters and callers are 100% invulnerable to everything. It's up to Tazz to decide whether she succeeds...
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Wooden Slime-Outfit 2/3
Small Base 6/15
+1 to pit, +1 to Erelye
Slime Lore 2:
Urthank (Slime?) crawled through the tunnel and looked out onto the world. He had never before seen it, although it was nothing like he had imagined. It was dark, with only a feint light illumination the skyscape. And it was eerie, there was no other living thing there, and yet he felt like he was being watched by a hundred eyes. Indeed, it was true, as a giant spider crawled out from beyond his vision, through the thick forest.
Urthank: I do not wish to battle, I am a simple traveler, I am of no harm to you, but if you threaten me, I will kill you
*Silence*
Urthank: Well, if you mean no harm, then I will simply go away.
The spider instantly jumps toward Urthank, but he (Slime?) rolls out of the way! He knows this is no match for him, but he can not run, he must face his opponent. He takes out his (Slime?) fire spell book, and speaks a few words, launching the strongest fireball his mind can summon. It ricochets off the spider and falls to the ground. The spider prepares to finish off this slime, but as Urthank prepared for death, a sword was stabbed straight through the spider's face, and it dropped to the ground. As he looked up to thank this warrior his joy turned to dread, as he saw a human, with a strange glow... and a wooden sword. Urthank knew what he had to do... And so he ran.
I launch a pizza gun at UserZero, and everyone eats the mountains of pizza on her insanely, as this is addictive-smelling pizza. This causes some people ravenous for the pizza to bite her head off
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(it is pillowmantis from the tvtropes games. i am playing anti zero)
1/20 1/20
A ordinary looking person steps onto the battlefield. this man is so normal that the only really unique thing about him is his cripplingly overspecialized telekinesis. He can only use it on fish, but His telekinetic power is very strong.
I sense a fish inside of the stomach of someone very far away. for most psychics it would be impossible from this range, luckily i traded my flexibility of what i control for enhanced stats on all aspects of my ability. therefore I can use my telekinesis to jab the fish through her stomach.
/null
the fish i am talking about is the one zeros duplicate thing ate. i figure that if the duplicates damage is taken by zero then why not stomach contents.
Golem: You know, it's interesting how many of us aren't ourselves from the future. I mean Blue's not joining us, Kalare's not here (by choice or consequence, I don't recall), Build isn't joining us, though he could clearly use a break from the last/last war(grammatical ambiguity, huzzah!), Eric's thankfully not here, Engie is also thankfully not here in all his OP "glory", Proof is nowhere to be seen, I have no clue what's up with Nimble/Eglarbroad/whoever the heck he was, The LParenthesisParenthesisrd is... the past version of himself?, Ire is both incapacitated and imprisoned, I have no clue where Serpent went, I'm here in place of my Descendant, I still have no idea what's up with FivelOnenSixFivehZeroSeven, and KFouryne is off somewhere and I don't know what he's doing.
4/25 Terrible Tastes
2/25 The Myth, The Misspelling, The Legend
I put on a green shirt, some suspenders, and a white suit. I then shoot a perfectly normal cueball at User0.
"Actually, I think this is Past!Ire as sleuth.exe, remember the errortext when he borked? No you don't, you're not from the future, silly me. Although, this raises the question of whether interfering would create a paradox or just create a certain (c) person."
"....Where IS Erelye? That's somewhat strange that we haven't even heard of, from, or about him yet..."
"Either way, I had better take care of..."
I apply liberal amounts of soap to the poison.
And water.
Water enough to flood UserZero's stomach.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
In a bright flash of light, a figure wearing a tattered lab coat and dull gold crown appears.
Having used the Timebringer, Modpack appears, and joins the Neutral team!
I attempt to use my holy meme power, to test if it works here, and fire a meme laser at the Donation Spambots! (The "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" sound plays, of course.)
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 1/20
Golem: Ah yes, timeism, my old friend. First off, Ire has stated that he would be playing as his Ancestor, the Sleuth. You're partially correct about this being Past Ire, as Ire is based in part on his Ancestor, having some coding elements from him, which you'd know if you actually paid attention. Second off, just because I'm not from your time doesn't mean I'm not aware of it. I'm me, myself, and I, as well as some guy with a generic username behind my actions, and none of me like your blatant condescension. Third off, ParenthesiscParenthesishaosParenthesiscParenthesisreeper was already stated to be the creation of Slenderman and a timeshift, and we've already known (and seen) how that goes down.
/null
(Psst. You there, mayory lokign person. You want UberZero in, slip me a few boosts. I'll hook you up.)
"You liked it, didn't you? You know, I've been thinking of starting a restaurant. How about doing it RIGHT HERE!?"
I summon a giant restaurant. 15 Angry Chefs come out and start assaulting UserZero with spatulas, flying fish, and kitchen knives. I also offer UserZero some more of that pufferfish soup. Because why not?
4/25 Thunderstorm
5/25 Guardian King
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Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Ah, thank you Scribe.
Well, to clear up any confusion, I am Vandelgrot Shenelsky. And… He should be here any moment now… A rune appears in midair, and slowly glows red… For minutes in thumps, then slows… It collapses, spitting out a cloaked man, with a gun strapped to his back.
The author of the j-
USER2 RECONNECTED, LOGGING IN AS UNATTAINABELLE…
Unattainabelle joined the game.
Shenelsky, why did you leave me behind there?
Your fuel tank must have been higher… And, Ford, why did this extension of the update terminal just say your name was Unattainabelle?
What…? Where are we any - Are we still in your dimension?
Yep. I don't have any equipment with me to get out though. But, this battle seems interesting…
Oh, great. I came all the way though the nightmare realms for this.
We're just going to have to fight until I can get some equipment set up for this. Shenelsky waves his hand, and some of the grey liquid diverts from the inscription, to the Spambots. They are covered in an immensely corrosive liquid, the same one in the pen. A golem drips from the hands of Shenelsky, moving out to assist The Scribe and terminalAutocrat. +1 to both(Twin and Erelye).
The grey liquid keeps pouring into the inscription, assisted by The Scribe.
The Inscription: 3/15 (+1 from Twin)
Ford sits down, and starts writing whatever he remembers into a book he picked up back in a previous dimension.
1/10 Memoric Book
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A portal appears, and a dark entity appears.
Hehehehehehehhehehehehe.... time to make preparations.
Lets get some mobile bases up.
Anyway, Richard, do you have any general forces or backup forces, not really asking much, just you know basic description of the forces you have and also a indicator to see what Godmodder Rank you have currently would be nice.
The L()rd looks up.
Hey! Game Master! That b()lt was f()r UserZer()! N()t Richard! Y()u said that the G()dm()dder meant UserZer() in y()ur ()P p()st. S(), sh()uld I just call her Uzi ()r s()mething?
He turns to Richard.
I d() kn()w that there are multiple. But... I...
He pauses.
I... wanted a challenge. Yes, that s()unds g()()d! Er... I mean... LISTEN! I D()N'T HAVE T() TELL Y()U MY LIFE ST()RY!! JUST... d()n't ask any questi()ns, g()t it!?
He then angrily throws a few Ender Pearls in the air. They land around the Spam Bots. As he teleports, The L()rd punches the Spam Bots with a magical flaming fist of DEATH.
When he's done, he looks at the people from the future.
S(), the future? H()w's it like in Minecraft?
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
every self respecting video game needs a very easy level of simon says: 1/50 1/50
I'm still standing off of the beaten path, watching everything go on before noticing the charge cap's going down soon. I quickly take the 2 50's i can get my hands on and keep them for the first entity wave I've planned out in advance. this is gonna be a fun little sidequest.
I stay away from everyone hidden behind one of the hills, continuing to watch over the battlefield for researching purposes.
They're a thing that will have existed in the past future that will have been sent back into the future past from the past future to help ensure the past future in which they will have been created is not derailed by everybody messing with the future past. Relative timeline locks, the bane of everybody's grammar.
I look at the Fourth Wall, clearly angry despite only having a Minecraft avatar with which to express emotion.
"Stop faffing about messing with attacks that're referencing 2 just because they reference 2, Tazz, you were there, you know what they are. Seriously. It's not like I'm referencing fifty-seven different things, without explanation, that are all required to understand what I just hit UserZero with. If I do THAT, I fully expect you to tell me off for it."
On that note, a potent font of creative energies slams into UserZero FROM SP8888CE and breaks over her head, causing a dangerous outflow of said creative energies into a 3*3*3 filled box of bedrock. Ouch.
"Dang it, not again!"
"As for the future of Minecraft: I don't have much personal experience to offer in that front as the only times I have been on a Minecraft server it was exactly like this one. Save for the date and time settings."
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Text change for Rashki!
At this point, I'm not even going to ask whom you are talking to
Good, it'd only confuse you
Rashki looks around, and then back at his creation. It was just a simple outline of a cube in the ground made of an obsidian, dirt and corruption alloy. In the middle of the outline stands a lone torch, unlit. Next to the cube is a fan, currently running. Rashki lights the torch and watches it's flame danced to the left and then as the corrupted alloy portal started to slowly let forth a black haze, marching towards the torch. He was going to go to the Farlands
((I sort of addressed the fact that the Author physically can't do anything here. Literally all those two are going to be doing is random exposition and be responsible for a few of my larger charges. The Author and the Oracle of the Void are just watchers, and will not be playing a significant part in the game. I have already said that. Unless UserZero tries to assassinate one of them, no OP scale-threatening actions will take place. For all intents and purpose, George is the important character here.
The Author may be more powerful than the OP King, but if for some reason I get it into my head to have him actually affect the battlefield, I'll run it by you first, and even then, it'll be something indirect. But I need him here for some exposition, and to set up his relationship with the Oracle of the Void somewhat.))
3/5 for first summon
3/25 for big summon #01
George looks about, then gets a clever idea.
He fires his duck cannon once more, this time it explodes, launching him backwards, but this time, two ducks come down for her, one after the other, such that should her supreme abilities in dodging and godmodding allow her to block one or the other with the first duck that she dissipated, she'll still have to go goo-form in order to dodge these.
So that she can't use the fourth-wall breaking abilities that I think (not sure about it, but I believe it is, since Richard demonstrated them) are part of the Godmodder moveset, I will point out why this is strategically a good idea NEXT post.
Additionally, the explosion sets the toxic goo on fire, which, if we haven't moved away within 2 turns, will set the entire battlefield to 'flaming toxic goo fields.'
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Since Uzi is an acronym for User Zero, I'll use that!
THE CONTACT: PART 2: Airport of Awful
Alternate!Uzi, still damage-connected to the original Uzi, heads deep within the building... Eventually, she arrives in a small room filled with computers, where she sees a man shrouded in purple. She knows right away that this is the Psychic General of her mysterious contact's forces.
The General sees her, and immediately begins shoving images into Uzi's mind. She sees what she is meant to do... in order to earn some assistance for her real self, she must travel to the base of The Contact's enemies, known simply as "The Monsters". The fastest and best way there is by plan...
As a parting gift, the General teleports Uzi to the airport!
However, once she is in the airport, she realizes that she has to wait in a really long line to get her ticket! The line is 56 minutes long, and her flight is leaving in an hour! She looks up ahead... The baggage line is 43 minutes long, the slow security line(requiring full body cavity searches-Uzi can't have that!) is 72 minutes long! Uzi can't just wait, she has to find a creative solution to the problem! She looks around, and sees an AUTOMATIC CREATIVITY BLASTER-one of her least favorite things! It automatically blows creative things into oblivion! Then she sees an AUTOMATIC UNCREATIVITY BLASTER-which does the same thing, but for uncreative stuff! Finally, she sees an AUTOMATIC MEDIUM-CREATIVITY GUARD CALLER, which calls the guards on anyone who's just a bit creative! Uzi is forced to take the middle road...
She must fight her way through the airport, destroying things with only moderately creative attacks! Oh, and all the blasters and callers are 100% invulnerable to everything. It's up to Tazz to decide whether she succeeds...
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Wooden Slime-Outfit 2/3
Small Base 6/15
+1 to pit, +1 to Erelye
Slime Lore 2:
Urthank (Slime?) crawled through the tunnel and looked out onto the world. He had never before seen it, although it was nothing like he had imagined. It was dark, with only a feint light illumination the skyscape. And it was eerie, there was no other living thing there, and yet he felt like he was being watched by a hundred eyes. Indeed, it was true, as a giant spider crawled out from beyond his vision, through the thick forest.
Urthank: I do not wish to battle, I am a simple traveler, I am of no harm to you, but if you threaten me, I will kill you
*Silence*
Urthank: Well, if you mean no harm, then I will simply go away.
The spider instantly jumps toward Urthank, but he (Slime?) rolls out of the way! He knows this is no match for him, but he can not run, he must face his opponent. He takes out his (Slime?) fire spell book, and speaks a few words, launching the strongest fireball his mind can summon. It ricochets off the spider and falls to the ground. The spider prepares to finish off this slime, but as Urthank prepared for death, a sword was stabbed straight through the spider's face, and it dropped to the ground. As he looked up to thank this warrior his joy turned to dread, as he saw a human, with a strange glow... and a wooden sword. Urthank knew what he had to do... And so he ran.
______________________________________________________________________________________________
I launch a pizza gun at UserZero, and everyone eats the mountains of pizza on her insanely, as this is addictive-smelling pizza. This causes some people ravenous for the pizza to bite her head off
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(it is pillowmantis from the tvtropes games. i am playing anti zero)
1/20 1/20
A ordinary looking person steps onto the battlefield. this man is so normal that the only really unique thing about him is his cripplingly overspecialized telekinesis. He can only use it on fish, but His telekinetic power is very strong.
I sense a fish inside of the stomach of someone very far away. for most psychics it would be impossible from this range, luckily i traded my flexibility of what i control for enhanced stats on all aspects of my ability. therefore I can use my telekinesis to jab the fish through her stomach.
/null
the fish i am talking about is the one zeros duplicate thing ate. i figure that if the duplicates damage is taken by zero then why not stomach contents.
Golem: You know, it's interesting how many of us aren't ourselves from the future. I mean Blue's not joining us, Kalare's not here (by choice or consequence, I don't recall), Build isn't joining us, though he could clearly use a break from the last/last war(grammatical ambiguity, huzzah!), Eric's thankfully not here, Engie is also thankfully not here in all his OP "glory", Proof is nowhere to be seen, I have no clue what's up with Nimble/Eglarbroad/whoever the heck he was, The LParenthesisParenthesisrd is... the past version of himself?, Ire is both incapacitated and imprisoned, I have no clue where Serpent went, I'm here in place of my Descendant, I still have no idea what's up with FivelOnenSixFivehZeroSeven, and KFouryne is off somewhere and I don't know what he's doing.
4/25 Terrible Tastes
2/25 The Myth, The Misspelling, The Legend
I put on a green shirt, some suspenders, and a white suit. I then shoot a perfectly normal cueball at User0.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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"Actually, I think this is Past!Ire as sleuth.exe, remember the errortext when he borked? No you don't, you're not from the future, silly me. Although, this raises the question of whether interfering would create a paradox or just create a certain (c) person."
"....Where IS Erelye? That's somewhat strange that we haven't even heard of, from, or about him yet..."
"Either way, I had better take care of..."
I apply liberal amounts of soap to the poison.
And water.
Water enough to flood UserZero's stomach.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
"Not having a sword sucks"
Taking my slingshot I shoot some more donation bots.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
In a bright flash of light, a figure wearing a tattered lab coat and dull gold crown appears.
Having used the Timebringer, Modpack appears, and joins the Neutral team!
I attempt to use my holy meme power, to test if it works here, and fire a meme laser at the Donation Spambots! (The "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" sound plays, of course.)
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 1/20
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Hello, this is Cyanogynist from DTG: Terraria.
I throw a One Drop Format:C at Uzi, formatting her C drive.
~~Charges~~
Giant Honey Badger: 1/25
~~Alchemies~~
[Recreate: Sirplop's The Fallen] && [Recreate: The Flaming Toast's Spiritblade] = Spectre Rifle (1/?)
Golem: Ah yes, timeism, my old friend. First off, Ire has stated that he would be playing as his Ancestor, the Sleuth. You're partially correct about this being Past Ire, as Ire is based in part on his Ancestor, having some coding elements from him, which you'd know if you actually paid attention. Second off, just because I'm not from your time doesn't mean I'm not aware of it. I'm me, myself, and I, as well as some guy with a generic username behind my actions, and none of me like your blatant condescension. Third off, ParenthesiscParenthesishaosParenthesiscParenthesisreeper was already stated to be the creation of Slenderman and a timeshift, and we've already known (and seen) how that goes down.
/null
(Psst. You there, mayory lokign person. You want UberZero in, slip me a few boosts. I'll hook you up.)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Ohhhh, UserZero not UberZero my mistake, (though it is a good idea)
I give OUR godmodder (Richard) a pep-talk telling him that he can do this and, will be the strongest godmodder to ever godmod
JOHN CENA (4/10) +2 from jondanger
{AlCheMieeeeeeEEeeeeeeeeEeeEEeee... [ERROR: ALCHEMY SYSTEM NOT YET IMPLEMENTED]
Well that's a bummer
+1 to jondanger +1 to piono
"You liked it, didn't you? You know, I've been thinking of starting a restaurant. How about doing it RIGHT HERE!?"
I summon a giant restaurant. 15 Angry Chefs come out and start assaulting UserZero with spatulas, flying fish, and kitchen knives. I also offer UserZero some more of that pufferfish soup. Because why not?
4/25 Thunderstorm
5/25 Guardian King
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
Please click!
Now lets see why that crotch area hurt,
Dang it!
Why is my Human Sensitivity chip in here?!?!?
I was supposed to install my Advanced Combat chip in there!!!
Lemme do that.
DATA ENCRYPTING...
INSTALLATION COMPLETE.
Better.
Lets do this!
Lord Calzerb 4/25
ERROR 404: ALCHEMY SYSTEM ISNT IN YET.
PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.
Darn!
I make it rain tacos!
Huh? Past me is charging something! 1/3
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
Ah, thank you Scribe.
Well, to clear up any confusion, I am Vandelgrot Shenelsky. And… He should be here any moment now…
A rune appears in midair, and slowly glows red… For minutes in thumps, then slows…
It collapses, spitting out a cloaked man, with a gun strapped to his back.
The author of the j-
USER2 RECONNECTED, LOGGING IN AS UNATTAINABELLE…
Unattainabelle joined the game.
Shenelsky, why did you leave me behind there?
Your fuel tank must have been higher… And, Ford, why did this extension of the update terminal just say your name was Unattainabelle?
What…? Where are we any - Are we still in your dimension?
Yep. I don't have any equipment with me to get out though. But, this battle seems interesting…
Oh, great. I came all the way though the nightmare realms for this.
We're just going to have to fight until I can get some equipment set up for this.
Shenelsky waves his hand, and some of the grey liquid diverts from the inscription, to the Spambots. They are covered in an immensely corrosive liquid, the same one in the pen.
A golem drips from the hands of Shenelsky, moving out to assist The Scribe and terminalAutocrat. +1 to both(Twin and Erelye).
The grey liquid keeps pouring into the inscription, assisted by The Scribe.
The Inscription: 3/15 (+1 from Twin)
Ford sits down, and starts writing whatever he remembers into a book he picked up back in a previous dimension.
1/10 Memoric Book
A portal appears, and a dark entity appears.
Hehehehehehehhehehehehe.... time to make preparations.
Lets get some mobile bases up.
Anyway, Richard, do you have any general forces or backup forces, not really asking much, just you know basic description of the forces you have and also a indicator to see what Godmodder Rank you have currently would be nice.
I'm Neutral
1/25 (Mobile Base)
1/25 (Project "Revelation")
Allegiance Meter
Project M01-Stainless Steel Rat (6/10) (+1 from crystalcat)
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (6/25) (+1 from crystalcat)
+2 to Crystal
Action: /'em
I zap a / at the Donation Spambots.
Roll 1d6:
1: The wand is out of charges and can't be used.
2: The wand of striking is out of charges, but I manage to wrest a final charge that deals low damage to the Spambots.
3. The wand of striking has one charge left. It deals low-medium damage to the Spambots.
4. The wand of striking has two charges left. It deals medium damage to the Spambots.
5. The wand of fire has one charge left. It burns the Spambots.
6. The wand of death has five charges left. Massive damage to the Spambots!