These creatures propose an alliance, I suppose that a brief tactical meeting might be helpful,well that the avatar that I created in this plane a while a gocan begin to spend his time in a more productive way.
Hezetor's MC avatar teleports next to Moog city entrance and... enters the city.
The ability to be in two places at the same time now allows him to both hear and speak at both sides of the wall, yes that MC avatar that was created a while ago never stopped to being a thing.
The avatar is looking for any sentient being in the city that claims any sort of diplomacy/military role in the city
??: THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKE GOOD CHAIRS. THEY'RE OKAY AT BEST.
Wow, you insulted his throne, I'm not the kind of person that would go mad for something like this, while this guy over here is even more obsessed with thrones than me.
The throne of the skies slowly flies next to the construct of wood with a crown.
Hezetor: Salutations, I'm Hezetor Signore Supremo delle Terre Emerse and it appears to me that you were talking about my throne, you should be aware that a throne is a completely different thing from a chair so please refrain to ever call it a chair again, and I overheard that you gave the order to destroy the thrones in the area.
Hezetor: ...
Hezetor: Don't even think about touching my Throne.
The Metallica Module is installed on the Modular Armor,the armor itself mutates into a new form, the old tiny slot for modules disappear from the surface of the armor in their place a dark blue amalgamation of orichalcum and adamantium appears, the slots are instead moved in a sliding compartment in the right and left arm of the armor. [+3 or +4 on Hezetor's defense, as Tazz sees fit for a level 10 alchemy]
Hezetor is still coping Zarod's abilities on slot one if the one that he obtained is not "Execute".
While I'm here let's spend this 50 post charge quickly to finish off Chara.
This time with the power of 50 points of charge the abilities of Hezetor over atoms are not that restrained so this time the complete atomization of Chara will be successful.
Die.
Hezetor points his index in Chara's direction and slowly begins to change the position of every single atom of his body, he converts every single atom as an hydrogen atom, and he will not stop here, he takes all these hydrogen atoms and converts them into quarks breaking the protons, neutrons and electrons of these atoms, to conclude all of it all these quark are destroyed by anti-quarks that were generated in this instant completely annihilating all of the quarks, Chara can be determined but determination can't allow you to survive when you don't even exist, all that used to be the being called "Chara" is now nothing, no matter what's your level of regeneration, no matter how much you believe you can't die, no matter how many times you resurrected when you body was badly injured, if your body doesn't exist you are dead.
Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation
(neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 11/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 9/11)
Preview : Zweihander && Chaos Flame Ember && Soul of a Great Hero [1] = ? 1/?
[1] This is a soul in the Dark Souls term of soul, so
it is more appropriate to say that is the conglomerate of souls that
used to belong to a great hero, it represents his power/experience, but
this doesn't mean that the resulting sword will be sentient.
Preview: Module && the result of the previous alchemy = ?? 1/?
Well, it looks like whatever I was waiting for hasn't happened yet. It'll happen soon, but I don't want to wait around for it. I hold up a finger in Richard's direction, the universal sign for "1 moment". and then head off to a nearby mountain, which I spend some time stripping down for ores and stone. I struggle with a dungeon I find within, but do of course come out victorious. Finally, I slowly and leisurely walk back to where I was before, and begin building some sort of statue, not really making any effort to hurry. Richard keeps an eye on it warily...
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[CHARGE:-]
[THIS POSTS MAIN TARGET: chara]
[ACTIONS: i start by handing a time bomb and the book 'bomb defusing for dummies' to chara. he/she opens the book to learn bomb defusing, but then the BOOK explodes in his/her face instead of the bomb! i repeat the attack over and over again, with the book exploding every time. chara eventually catches on and places defences from the book explosions. and then i repeat the attack over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over until suddenly i repeat the attack and THE BOMB explodes instead of the book this time, catching chara completely off-guard and damaging him/her more!]
[OTHER: after reading the last update, unless i didnt read hard enough, i think you missed my big return post tazz...]
Sukard attaches Ircucvci to the Face Exploder^3 as a bayonet. Don't ask why. He then recieves a spike in salt due to the EoTB being covered in duct tape, which means ...Or Be Killed is not yet in effect. He then puts aside the box of yoyos. For now.
He blasts through Chara's Suit of Knives with a combination of 360-noscopes from the Face Exploder^3 and mini-B1NARY BLAZEs from Ircucvci. The combined awesome from both of these weapons buff each other to crazy strength, making the Suit of Knives deteriorate quickly due to the acidic Mountain Dew and sheer melty awesome from said combo buff.
The earlier salt is now factored into the attack, as it materializes into a hard-light version of Pearl's Spear, which impales Chara's Suit of Knives. If the Suit is down, damage spills over to either the Knife Clusters, or Chara himself.
--Boosts--
+3 to Redstone
The Mysteryman: ================================================== 25/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Interface: ================================================== 24/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Campfire: =================================================== 13/50 (+1 from Cobalt and The Diner)
(+50 from Tazz in reserve)
I +3 Cobalt.
I repeat all the earlier entity actions that didn't go through because of the tape. (The Nuclear Throne uses Resignation, Ampersand prepares for Sandfall Mode and uses Struggle four times on Chara, and Ultra Greed uses Bling Volcano twice.) And while we're on the subject of the tape, that was probably the best thing I've ever read in this game. Nice work, Tazz. Nice work.
The Scribe walks up to the Information Robot and decides to spew meaningless information at him in the hopes of overloading his information processors or something.The Scribe makes the Robot sit down and has a nice long conversation with him about geopolitics as spoken by a five-year-old boy. The Information Robot is not overloaded by the excess information, but is upset about the blatant lies that the boy is saying. He snaps the boy's neck in frustration and is promptly sent to jail for life imprisonment because he touched and/or killed the child.
While in jail, the Information Robot is not treated kindly because he literally murdered a small child, and many of the criminals who have done lesser crimes find the Robot to be a despicable being. However, because the Robot is much better than humans in every conceivable way because he's, you know, a robot, the Information Robot is able to kill everyone in jail and bust out in a few minutes. That's when an alien ship flies overhead and abducts him. The Information Robot is sent to alien jail. These alien prisoners have done much greater crimes than killing a kid, so the Information Robot is viewed as weak and meaningless.
Angered by this, the Robot decides to prove his worth by breaking out of this prison. He uses his vast amount of Information to form a full-scale riot, which leads into escape. However, none of the aliens can breathe in space once the prison is destroyed, and they all die. The Robot is fine though, because he doesn't need to breathe. However, the Robot is now abducted by an entire universe and is sent to the Jail Universe for destroying a full-fledged alien prison. Some aliens actually did escape in ships and are now terrorizing other planets much like before, and it's all the Information Robot's fault.
The punishment is, of course, death. But the death is not quick and painless. It is long and excruciating, and it involves every kind of torture imaginable. Because this is an entire universe centered around imprisonment and punishment and it has had a very long time to perfect these skills, the Jail Universe is easily able to pinpoint exactly what hurts the most. After years of prolonged pain, the Information Robot is jettisoned back to the Zeroth Server, barely functioning.
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Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (2/3 mind)
Tokens: (4, 6, 1)
Total Tokens (8, 10, 5)
Conviction x1
HP: 4/4. Yeah, anything that hits will destroy it.
Velocity Uncertainty: 0%
Position Uncertainty: 1000%
Matter Collection: _ _ _
Primed Matter: _ _ _
By default, the Position Uncertainty is Leictreon's dodge chance. This can dodge AOE attacks and other "undodgeable" attacks. Velocity Uncertainty helps add to Leictreon's attacks. Also, when Velocity Uncertainty is above 500%, Leictreon is considered to be airborn. Velocity and Position uncertainties always add up to 1000%. So when one drops, the other rises. When one rises, the other drops.
Actions:
* Chemical Beam: Deals 15,000 damage in a rather wimpy way.
* Matter Collection: Decreases Position Uncertainty by 50% and gives Leictreon one unit of AZ matter. I really hope this is never used.
* Atomic Reassemble: Converts one unit of matter into its Primed Alchemy state.
* Matter Transfer: Both Cuarc and Leictreon must use this attack on the same turn. Cuarc gives all its matter to Leictreon.
* Alchemy Shock: Uses up one unit of Primed Alchemy. The effect depends on what kind of matter it is. If Leictreon is above 500% Velocity Uncertainty, the effect also hits another target for half effect, rounded down. (these are really powerful because Cuarc has to collect the matter, transfer it to Leictreon, then Leictreon has to Prime it and use it. That's like 3 actions.)
- PZ: Deals 50,000 damage immediately and 10,000 per turn for three turns.
- GS: Deals 30,000 damage immediately and 10,000 per turn for three turns. Whenever Cuarc attacks the target, the debuff is extended by 1 turn.
- NU: Gives the target crits for the next three turns.
- AZ: Restores 75,000 HP immediately.
And now for passives...
* This passive makes the entity actually fair: Whenever Leictreon dodges an attack, its Position Uncertainty goes down by 1/200th of the damage it would have taken.
* Linked Chances: If Cuarc's Position Uncertainty is less than Leictreon's at the end of the turn, Leictreon loses 50% Position Uncertainty and Cuarc gains 50% Position uncertainty.
Commands:
Leictreon: PZ', GS, GS, NU, __
If Leictron is still outa this world radical (AKA: is untargetable), just prime the NU matter. Otherwise, shoot Chara with the primed PZ matter. I'm not sure what happened with it due to the tape.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
@Tazz: Yes. I have plans for my other charges. Plus, the only completed charge I have is the Earth one, but it's more important to keep it as is. And when I posted that action, I don't believe Toast had actually used the charge, so I figured I'd attack the wall anyway.
Now that the wall is gone, let's do something else.
Seeing the wall broken, Mikoto steps towards the hole.
Oh, thank you.
But then HaveARottenDay interrupts him.
Huh? Oh, no. Of course not. I'm not planning on actually going in. Or out, as it were. The charge to fix Earth is almost done, but that's useless without a way to tell people apout it. I'm just going to stand guarj until the charge is done.
However, seeing Braxis and the other endermen introduce themselves, he becomes nervous and takes a few steps back again.
Attempted theft? Mikoto, what did you do?
Immediately, Mikoto sounds defensive.
It wasn't like that. We thought the place was abanjoned and Gail wanted to explore it. We literally founj a tunnel into the ground, no warnings or signs of habitation.
Then hearing Braxis deny responsibility, he becomes quiet, but still speaks with (in his opinion) justified anger.
"Is probably punishment enough"? Don't say that like it's justified. She can parely speak anymore. How can that b-
Wait...
Mikoto suddenly stops as he hears Gail, who seemed to need to carefully navigate the phonetics of English.
Stop... it... ... an accident... um... ... is an accident...
Mikoto sighs, not wanting to disappoint Gail.
Okay...
Then he looks up at Braxis again, the sound of vindication gone from his voice.
I'm sorry. We haj no idea that the place was your city. And I don't know anything about this teleportation, unless differing standarjs are making things difficult. But me and Gail hafe only been there once and Inari has nefer been there.
And with their disappearance, Mikoto and Inari go to guard the hole in the wall until the charge to fix Earth is done.
So if anyone tries to injure any civilians, which might happen, they get counter attacked by this action. The Veteran (who actually exists) joins Hezetor in looking around Moog City for lifeforms. And while there, he picks up a bit of paper from the ground, which is the half finished map of the area Gail was making before she dropped it.
Oh, and Tazz? I assume we can't just waltz into the End, right?
Alchemy and charges:
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8, Glyph of Growth lvl 4
Actually, put that on hold or something. I don't think it will be very useful for the cost. Instead, let's do something more interesting...
(The Origuni (from Enter the Gungeon) || grey ink) || ((Paper with Proof for the Intermediate Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for the Mean Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for L'Hôpital's Rule) && (Barometer && Stopwatch && Anemometer (measures wind speed && Hand Fan)) = Limit Found 1/??
A pistol made out of paper origami with tons of mathematical symbols and drawings on it. It's extremely light, and not particularly powerful, but it measures the change in the wind with respect to time, allowing its bullets to find their marks with pinpoint accuracy. Then even after that, it establishes a position equation for the bullet with f(0) being at the pistol's barrel and f(t) being at the target. So with this and some very hazy interpretations of the theorems used to make the weapon, the gun defines the bullet's path, velocity, and acceleration, allowing said bullet to go around obstacles, guided by wind. I'll probably upgrade this later with more mathematical theorems.
PLAYER ACTIONS:
1. I begin to summon a sentient, ambulatory surrealist portrait of Bob Ross to politely direct would-be attackers away from me. Everyone loves Bob Ross. Paper Bob Ross, N, HP 1/1 +Everyone Loves Bob Ross: No player or entity can target Bob Ross with an attack, nor can Bob Ross be collateral damage for any field-wide or AoE negative effect, regardless of lethality. +Polite Discourse: Any attempts made to harm Bob Ross's current player are automatically directed towards another player of the GM's choosing. -Opinionated: If Bob Ross's player does violent stuff, Bob Ross can leave the player for another. -Karmic Death: Bob Ross can be made to disappear or vanished by entities with appropriate special attacks, but the player that orders the disappearance gains the [Evil] attribute.
2. I summon a pair of iron boots, Zelda style. Iron Boots, Item +Anchored: The wearer cannot be pushed, pulled, dragged, thrown, and is immune to any effects caused by wind. Also provides a passive +5 charge bonus to actions involving pulling other objects. -Heavy: While worn, the wearer cannot fly or swim, and automatically sinks into soft hazards. Wearable: By some juju, removing the boots and putting them back into your inventory causes them to not weigh you down anymore. Go figure.
LAST TURN RECAP:
I looked around.
FLAVOUR:
Canon scans the battlefield, her curly locks drifting in the wind as she pulls the bill of her Air Force Racing ballcap lower over her eyes. All these people look manic to her, insane. Rather than launch herself into the fight, she decides to go check out that big tree, even if she has to take the whole battlefield with her to do it.
I haven't actually agreed to the changes you have proposed, you know, and they're significant enough to warrant a big review on how we play the game.
The OP Scale winds up and immediately deems the Iron boots and their overly-flexible +5 bonus to be actually OP, and warps them out of existence! You're not vulnerable either, so the Bob Ross Portrait does nothing and isn't even in the EoTB! This isn't TvTropes 2 with its weird wounding system, you're only vulnerable if you actually summon yourself to the field. You keep the Portrait, however...You're not sure if it'll block more than one or two attacks before just vanishing into the ether as well, though.
Remember when I said that most attempts at mechanical creativity were OP? free invulnerability and +5 charge boost is SERIOUSLY OP. Mechanical and 'artistic' creativity go hand-in-hand to a degree, and the only thing that comes free is your ability to harm stuff...And only slightly.
UserZero stops you from approaching Yggdrasil the instant you get too close, and proceeds to smash you directly into the ground, ignoring Bob Ross. of course, Bobby doesn't need to take any action. You find yoruself unreasonably invulnerable to the impact. You don't even feel it.
Alright, it's time to start with Intangible. If I understood correctly, these crystals, called „Mods“, can bring features from other dimensions here. And Intangible's dimension is based around souls, so I hope it doesn't conflict with Undertale's soul mechanics.
Ker picks off some bones from the ground. Looks like a lot of animals died here. Then, he sharpens them, summons a couple of sheep and kills them with the bones. Small white upside-down hearts float from them. He then stabs the hearts, and they burst out into an aura of energy. The aura wraps itself around the bones, continuing to circle through their surface.
Well, that worked well. Now the next part is creating the Knowledge Gem.
5 pieces of lapis fall out of nowhere. Ker picks them up, and comes to a nearby water source. He then throws one soulbone and one lapis into it. In normal terms, you would have to wait. But because he's a FREKING WIZOORD they instantly merge into blue crystals. He does that to the remaining 4, too. Then, he summons some iron-
Nah, screw it. I just don't have enough time. From now on I'm summoning pre-made things.
The iron ingots disappear. Instead, a fully-working pre-made Circuit Stamper appears, as he puts 1 crystal, 2 soulbones that he made again by summoning sheep and killing them and 1 redstone into it. A lever appears next to the Stamper and pulls itself. Nothing happens.
Oops, wrong lever.
The obsidian lever disappears, only to be replaced with a normal cobblestone lever that pulls itself. The Circuit Stamper's cover falls down, and out of the small hole on the bottom comes out a blue gem decorated with soulbone. Ker takes it, and focuses his mind on one place. A ball of energy shoots in that direction, and a man-size disk of souls appears there, revealing it's actually...
Seriously? I had to go through all of this just to get a guide? Couldn't they just write it in a book or something?!
Chaos.
A shadowy silhouette appears next to the Outer God.
You call yourself a God? You have the dare to call yourself an omnipotent creator?! Look at yourself. You don't have a face...
Outer God's „face“ vibrates, fading from existence.
... a shape...
His body starts fading too. The voice gets more distorted and demonic.
... or a name!
As the figure finished the sentence, the Outer God's form jumps back into existence so quick it almost fell.
I created the Moon. I summoned every terror that crosses the surface at night. I created a dimension, and in it three Dark Lords. I am trully Omnipresent, Omnipotent and Immortal. I am the darkness that resides in the Void. I am the Goddess that feeds on sanity. I am Nocturna the Shadow!
Suddenly, spears made of true darkness appeared everywhere around the Outer God. Well, not just normal darkness. This was the new definition of „dark“. It was dark, darker yet darker. It was feeding off light itself, sucking it and plunging it out of existence. And not just spears. Scythes, maces, swords, knives, pikes, halberds, axes, double-bladed versions of all those, giant three-bladed stars...
RNGesus decides to start summoning themself.
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[CHARGES]
3/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT (+1 from Pricey12345)
You're new to this, so my (somewhat ridiculous) attempts to remind people to null useless posts will go unnoticed (doubly since I have a real reason to quote them, as sans gains attack power off of 'em), but for the future, any post you actually want me to ignore M U S T have a /null in it somewhere or something similar. Otherwise, I will count it despite it being useless and null your now-3rd action because you can only have two.
(Well, I'm bored. So I'll screw with Tazz's updates a bit. Don't worry. I don't create posts with proportions as epic as most other. And I'm mostly just testing a character for Neo-DtG/Post-Reset.)
A young little girl with an elegant dress enters the battlefield from a time rift. A slime-like creature is attached to her.
Ah, what a wonderful day. Now, where shall that being known as the Godmodder be? She looks around the battlefield, and finds out about the two Godmodders through her senses. As she looks around, her Manasite Shapeshifter protects her from any harm done from the crossfire. More than one of them? That's a pleasant surprise. Well then, if any Godmodder Hunters would like to tell me what's going on, I'd just do this.
Action:
Fraissa enters the battlefield as a GS. She then summons a thorny root that shoots up to Godmodder447.
Charges:
1/30: Heart of the Beasts: A staff that Fraissa normally wields. Stats: Artifact, 5 Durability. When used, grants a beast (basically her summons) a second attack for the turn and grants it a 20000 HP barrier for the turn, as well as +20% accuracy for the turn. Regains 2 Durability when I summon a beast.
2/20 (+1 from Terrain): Thunderbat: A large bat-like creature that can wield the power of electricity. 15000 HP. 6000 Attack. When attacking, it can deal 2000 damage to another target or grant itself a 2000 HP barrier.
2/20: (+1 from Terrain): Angelwing: A small fairy-like creature that aids ally by healing and protection. 15000 HP. Instead of attacking, it grants up to three entities a 3000 HP barrier and heals them for 3000 each.
She's basically a beastmaster that summons beasts.
Welcome, Tabbune!
Richard whips out some ridiculously superpotent Roundup and splashes it all over the vine, killing it before it even comes close to his feet.
Quick note: Balancing here is much different from TVtropes.
The HP of the 30 charge should be (4000x30 = 120,000, + 10000 = 130,000), and the Hp of the 20 charges should be (4000 x 20 = 80000, + 10000 = 90000.)
Quick situational updoop: One of the godmodders blew up earth, Uz0 is blaming Richard, Toast blew a hole in the wall that keeps out players, Chara is murdering everyone, Notch is basically floating around and existing in a state of doing nothing, sans is wrecking everything, and Omega Flowey lived for a full turn then died due to refunds.
/infopost
Hey, we need some way to get the data outside to everyone once we decrypt it.
Tazz, you should probably know that the Innocent One is supposed to be Alignment Neutral.
And it's a turn timer, not a charge timer. It will banish someone two turns from now.
Text Adventure in Limbo
"What." Star looks up at the Nine, a grimace plastered across his face..
"You are saying that every single universe I have been involved in has been subject to a..." Star shakes, enraged. "Reset?
If that is true, then I understand your decision. I am angry with myself.
If that is incorrect, then...well, you said it yourself: fighting to prevent a paradox is an exception. What am I doing then, in trying to prevent the two wars from not happening?"
Star turns and walks towards the open gate.
Feet from the entrance, he turns and faces the one who spoke again.
"I do what I believe is good with the information I have been provided through research and experience.
If there is some information I lack that would make my action detrimental to the worlds, then tell me, and I will change."
Star pauses to give the Nine a chance to reply.
His face then turns harsh.
"If, on the other hand, I have been back to the universes that I 'interfered with the order of things' in and noticed a distinctive lack of resets, I have no reason to change."
Star waits for any answer from the Nine, and then takes a few steps backwards into the gateway. Unless he receives a response that he wishes to answer.
"Scribe. You may not be able to hear me, but know that the only time someone cannot change themselves is when they no longer have the will to do so."
OOC Notes
Tazz, remember that Star already was physically on the battlefield. How else could his body have been stolen by the Umbral One? I'll stay in the quest though, that was almost definitely an oversight.
And quick question, are you claiming that DTG-canonically Star has caused hundreds of thousands of universes to be reset?
As almost said above, Star goes back to those places often, usually because For Want Of A Nail doesn't always work; more actions are required.
Meanwhile, everyone above me appears to have missed an opportunity. This is why I posted mid-splitdop-I knew I might have an important action. It turned out to be for a very different reason, though.
Captain Falcon uses this action to use the Falcon knee on Chara.
You know what, that's not epic sounding enough for a gatekeeper kill. And the Suit of Knives is still alive.
So this is what we're going to do.
CAPTAIN FALCON BEGINS BY EXPENDING ALL THREE OF CAPTAIN FALCON'S CHARGES IN ORDER TO MAKE THIS ATTACK AS GOOD AS POSSIBLE. CAPTAIN FALCON BEGINS BY RUNNING THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE WALL, AND COMES BACK WITH A TROPHY OF FOX. CAPTAIN FALCON TALKS TO FOX:
"HAPPY FEET!"
"Alright, come on!"
FOX GRABS THE SUIT OF KNIVES, KNEES IT, AND LETS IT GO. CAPTAIN FALCON GRABS IT AND SLAMS IT INTO THE GROUND. IT BOUNCES UP A BIT, OVER FOX, WHO DOES A BACKFLIP AND KICKS THE SUIT OF KNIVES OVER CAPTAIN FALCON'S HEAD. CAPTAIN FALCON GRABS IT AGAIN, AND KICKS IT BACK TOWARDS FOX. FOX HITS IT WITH HIS TAIL, AND KICKS IT BACK OVER CAPTAIN FALCON'S HEAD. CAPTAIN FALCON JUMPS AFTER IT, AND TIMES CAPTAIN FALCON'S FALCON KNEE PERFECTLY. CAPTAIN FALCON'S SWEETSPOTTED FALCON KNEE SHATTERS THE SUIT OF KNIVES, AND USES COME ON! YES! TO GET BACK TO THE BATTLEFIELD QUICKLY AND SAFELY. YOU KNOW, THE SUIT OF KNIVES WAS BASICALLY ACTING AS A SHIELD FOR CHARA. AND CAPTAIN FALCON JUST BROKE IT. WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY CHARA IS OVER THERE, BARELY STANDING, WITH STARS CIRCLING ON TOP. CAPTAIN FALCON SPRINTS UP TO CHARA, FACES TOWARDS THE CROWD THAT DECIDED LOOKING ON THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE BARRIER WAS A WISE MANEUVER (AND AT LEAST ONE OF THE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE HERE WILL) AND USES HIS FAMOUS TAUNT.
"SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!"
CHARA, AS IF IN A DRUNKEN HAZE, SENDS A FEW KNIFE CLUSTERS TOWARDS CAPTAIN FALCON. CAPTAIN FALCON'S FIRE MELTS THEM BEFORE THEY CAN TOUCH HIS BODY. WHY? BECAUSE CAPTAIN FALCON'S FIST IS ALREADY ABLAZE, BEHIND HIM. HE TURNS, REVERSING HIS STANCE, AND YELLS TO THE CROWD...
"FALCON! PUNCH!"
THE REVERSED FALCON PUNCH HITS CHARA DEAD-ON. THIS SHOULD AT THE VERY LEAST DESTROY THE SUIT OF KNIVES, AND CAN DESTROY CHARA, POSSIBLY. UNLESS THAT 9999 HP ACTS LIKE PLAYER HP.
Wowza! 80,000 damage to the Suit of Knives! Chara is flung backwards.
The head speaks again.
We do not always approve of resets-in fact, we rarely do. Nevertheless, the Narrative does it. Any world where so much as ONE person saw you, or any cohort, they were reset. Most of them happened recently, in fact-it appears the Narrative wanted to do so while you yourself would not be looking at them. The lucky few to not currently be in a universe at the time were spared, and it appears a few Universes yet still carry the mark of your visitation and people who know your name.The Narrative's overzealous in correcting perceived crossover events, and many a times the Narrative itself will set into course events that will prompt it to reset it later...Or the Conflict sends something less quiet after your tail to ensure that the Narrative does so later, on the rare occasion you hadn't, though we did not count those either. those are the guilt of the agents. Those two...If there is anything we would desire to imprison here, it would be them. Only their supporters insist upon one being good or the other evil; but we know better than that.
We know your grief, and we know that it all seems so useless now, that every action you ever took was forbidden...But the Narrative insists upon that you eventually return to this war. We find the existence of this war abhorrent and your willing participation a crime, but we cannot stop it in the end, and in any case the godmodders-all of them-must also join you eventually. Perhaps we're mad, you may think, but we would merely do what we can to ensure the survival of existence, an existence almost perpetually attempting to kill itself from the looks of things.
@Tabbune If you find your posts start deleting, make 11 total posts elsewhere on MCF (besides forum games).
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 2/50 (+1 from Pricey)
DOSH 3/25 (+2 from Hezetor)
Who gave a damn about paradoxes anyway? 3/50
~Alchemy~
-NOP-
1+ to Hezetor, +1 DarkSide (welcome to the real world), +1 to Pricey
~Inventory~
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
Wildfire (Level 10)
~
Red - Level 1 - 33'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
x4'000 on single digit taking entities.
~Action~
could i have a description of wildfire thanks its the lighter with firework things
~Toast winds up, and tosses a yellow stress ball with a smiley face on it at User Zero. It bonks her on the nose, before dropping to the ground.
sorry to burst your bubble toast but...
It literally does nothing. IT LIT-ER-AL-LY does nothing. And that's all ~Toast had planned. She hadn't thought very far ahead. It was a bit late, she had already used her action for this turn.
rip
did you really expect anything from that you dont seem to have thought this through
Well, besides gently nudging an olive near her feet, which rolled away slowly. But is that really worth mentioning? An OLIVE. Seriously, what could an olive EVEN DO? 'Why would you ever be significant in Destroying the Godmodder/s?'
~canned laughter~
Everyone laughs at the olive's misfortune at being placed in such a cruel world. 'Look at that olive, so small, so insignificant. It'll never grow up to be awesome and cool like us.' ~Toast, believing the hate was directed at her, stormed off to the Engiezero, which was still a ship, figuratively and literally. She didn't have time for this.
Almost in response to all this, a beautiful blue butterfly flutters down onto the ground. You have no idea what metaphor this could POSSIBLY represent.
Anyway, a few moments later, a bunch of builders call, arrive and start building a road across the terrain. A massive road, in fact. one-way 8-lane highway, to be precise. Appropriately, this grabbed everyone's attention for a bit. They all kinda just left the olive. It's not like it's plot-centric or will ever be significant in any way. Cars, trucks and motorcycles begin racing up and down the new road, oblivious to the battle adjacent to them. The olive, kinda ignoring regular physics, continued to roll onwards, and towards the road.
Drivers may have been oblivious to the battle, but they were not oblivious to the olive. They knew the dangers of olives. They read the government safety guides. They had seen the seen the videos. They swerved away, trying to get away from the approaching olive! LUCKILY, most of them got to safety, anf the olive would just roll to the edge of the road. One truck however, briefly tore his eyes away from the road (despite the DANGERS and the SAFETY GUIDES and the VIDEOS), and noticed a foam stress ball. How awesome are stress balls?o
"Cool."
And in that moment, disaster struck! The olive wedged itself between the road and the truck, and it (the truck) was flung hiiiiigh into the air.
TL;DR: ~Toast chucks a thing at Uzi, it knocks an olive away. It rolls onto a suddenly existent road. A truck trips over the olive, and falls on Uzi.
Butterfly effect boiz.
Because the effects of Or Be Killed aren't active YET...2 damage to UserZero! She's knocked backwards 50 blocks! -50 Distance to Yggdrasil!
Ah, as strong as I thought. Well, I'll let you go for a while. It doesn't take my Hunter-Senses to say that I have no wish to be annihilated by a cluster-knive wielding maniac. Fraissa summons a missile of natural energy, then launches it at the Suit of Knives.
Charges:
2/50: Wileder of the Crystal's Scepter: Fraissa gains a Health Bar (250 000) and gains new abilities. Once per turn, she may grant an entity under her control a barrier that absorbs the first 10000 damage dealt to it this turn. That entity also deals 50% more damage this turn. Friassa can summon an Alaxian Elemental that has 20000 HP, attacks for 5000 and passively heals Fraissa for 5000 each turn. This summoning has a 3-turn cooldown
2/20: Thunderbat: 90000 HP entity. Attacks for 5000 each turn and can either deal 5000 damage to another target or create a 5000 point static barrier when attacking.
2/20: Frostcliff Bear: 70000 HP entity. Attacks for 10000 HP. Has a 20000 HP barrier that regenerates for 5000 a turn.
(I don't know how much attack those formula gives me.)
([down] Thanks. Does halving HP for double attack or vice versa work here?)
8,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
Answer is yes, basically. That's a basic ratio, by the way.
The Fortress of Ker'Nor stood tall, its towers reaching the skies. The smallest tower's top had a bridge connected with a mountain side, and it was filled with golems walking from it and to it, carrying bags sometimes filled with precious ore. They didn't need pickaxes or dynamite, as on their right arms, where the hand would normally be located, was actually a giant hammer.
In the Royal Hall on his obsidian throne waited self-proclaimed Emperor Ker'Athri Uroboros. He waited, and waited, until a different looking golem came there. It was smaller, human sized. The golem was holding a shield with Ker'Nor's banner on it. Crimson background, a golden ring with four gems and inside it a giant winged snake forming the letter S. He also wore black steel armor with a crimson cape and a knight helmet.
My Lord, I managed to infiltrate the SCP Foundation's laboratories.
Have you found anything useful?
I have found some papers that fool Crusher thought weren't important to hide. It contains info about something or someone they call „SCP 049“. Possibly our future contract.
Hmmm. Interesting. You may leave.
The golem started slowly walking towards the exit, in case his master asks anything else. He was just about to leave, when the Emperor shouted.
Arxelus! I need you to deliver a letter for someone. They call her User Zero.
If you say so, my lord.
He gave a scroll tied with a crimson rope to the golem. The letter was:
„Hera. If you managed to get this letter, that means two things. First, I won't melt my paladin Arxeus, the one who probably brought you this letter. If he didn't but you still got it, he's possibly already dead and someone found this letter and gave it to you. Second, I found out something. Remember how I said something about summoning a Godess? Well, in order to do that, I must summon her exactly six times. Every summon brings one part of her. The Space Ritual will summon her body. The Time Ritual will give her back her memories. The Reality Ritual will make her actually real, and not some apparation. The Soul Ritual will bring her knowledge of souls. The Power Ritual will summon her powers, and at last the Mind Ritual will summon her consciousness. Now, that would work theoretically. But would it work here? Because, if I heard correctly, one person can summon one entity with maximally fifty „charges“, and this counts as three hundred „charges“. So, will it work if I summon the same entity's parts seperately? Will that boost the entity's powers? I don't know much about this world's mechanics, and that is why I am asking you.-Ker'Athri Uroboros“
After the paladin was gone, Ker put on his Soulbone Armor. He had about 15 of every soul except the Noble souls and Doomed souls. But every other type he had. Benign. Predatory. Unhinged. Wise. Malleable. Immutable. When he was sure nobody will come in, he teleported near Sans, waiting for the right momment to strike.
The paladin came back into the Royal Hall.
My Lord? You forgot to tell me how she.....
But nobody came.
...... looks.
Nonexistence.
A red mist wraps around Ninjatwist, causing him to suffocate. No matter what he tries, it always wraps itself tigher and tigher. This continues until he fallls unconscious, at which point it disappears.
\=========|STRUCTURES/BUILDINGS|=========/
Fortress of Ker'Nor:
40 Rooms
5 Storage Rooms
7 Towers
Intangibilist's Laboratory
The Dimensional Rift
The Royal Hall (Throne Room)
Stairway to the Void
\=========|SUMMONS/THINGS FOR LATER|=========/
Darth Nihilus: 18/50 (+4 from Uzi. +2 for mistake editing)
Tazz, please do me a favor, try calculating what my charges’ stats should actually be. I made mistakes where I thought Uzi gives +3 instead of +4 (That is why I added +2). So just tell me what the charges should actually be
50 post charges are, at their utmost basic, possessing 200,000 HP and 25,000 attack.
Ninjatwist will be cheated out of his next action for certain!
Because really, we shouldn't let people split the dop by this much (even if life does force such huge cracks between the updop posts)
Tazz, I think you should go back to making both skeledop posts at roughly the same time to avoid having a huge buildup of posts right next to each other.
Oh, and tazz, I thought that posts between the splitdop were to be auto-nulled, so I left that one, especially since there were large amounts of charge discrepancy, as can be seen with how much it jumped up in the next post.
The first of my three posts was one I thought was going to be auto-nulled, otherwise I would have /nulled it.
Yeah, I don't auto-null between Splitdops. I haven't enacted any changes that were talked about on the forge JUST yet.
I spawn; and duck the knife that will inevitably be thrown at me; as well as the myraid explosives and stuff.......
WHATS GOING ON???????
That's not easily summarized. Fortunately, the itinerary is there for you. Just read it and be enlightened on the most generic course of actions you could possibly take to get stuff done.
Godmodders: UserZero/Uzi/Hera Ω, Godmodder477/Richard γ, Sans?, ConsumerOfAll α, $HaveARottenDay$ Δ, other guys you most probably won’t fight.
Bosses: Omega Flowey (Dead, only thing alive about him is his last attack, “Or be killed”), Chara (Gatekeeper, can instakill), Sans (GS, can kick ass).
Important stuff: the Earth is destroyed (I blame Richard) so you are basically your character (Except if you are a dimensional traveller), the Wall seperating everyone from civilization behind it is REKT, Uzi is vulnerable after the second split update because of “Or be killed”, Undertale ofically conquered the internet.
/null
...You can also get the lowdown from this guy as well. Thanks.
He blasts out from underground, with only a metallic cutlass in hand, and a desire for action.
"Ready for a challenge!"
Then he sees Chara.
"Tsk tsk tsk... knives. In a sword fight.
Either those are some seriously powerful knives, or you're a fool.
Looking at it, though... it definitely looks like the former."
He digs back into the ground, only to pop up behind Chara moments later.
"'Sup?"
He then cuts off a rather notable number of knives of Chara's suit, stabilizes them, and puts them away for future use.
((AKA I'm not in that creative of a mood atm, but might as well make myself useful))
OOC/RESPONSES
Eh...
...
Yeah, I actually think I'm gonna abandon the "Sway" mechanic for this game and just go full-on GS. Going lone wolf in this kinda game usually results in death and boredom anyway, as you've said. Someone mind telling me who the GS's are? Kinda forgot from the long-as-heck hiatus.
Also...
WRONG DAYBREAK!
I bet there are, like, SO MANY OTHER WEAPONS named this. So it's my fault that it wasn't clear on what I meant. See the recipe now to see what I ACTUALLY meant.
STATS
DarkSide - Alignment: [GS]
CHARGES
Walled Up (3/20) [ENTITY]
Fortificationizing (3/50) [ENTITY]
RPG-ification (6/50) [UPGRADE + PLAYER VULNERABILITY] (+3 Ire, thank you very much, pal)
Sack || Moon Ash && Sun Ash && Eclipse Essence = Ashes to Timestamps (Lv. 14, 3/15)
Daybreak (Terraria) && North Pole(Terraria) && Well-used magic barometer = Frigid Sun (Lv. ?, 3/?) (Leeet's try this again)
I guess you're thinking other stuff with this. *Cough*KidIcarusUprisingDaybreak*Cough*. So I can't blame you for the sudden over-leveling.
My bad for not clarifying. While Daybreak is known by you as the "One-use ultra OHKO laser cannon of DIE!!!", to me, it's the "Infernal Javelin of Burning DEATH!!!" After all, DarkSide doesn't hail from Minecraft, nor KI:U, nor the actual North Pole. *HERE'S THE ANSWER*. Also, it's where he got this "North Pole" from.
SUPPORT:
+3 Ire (Gotta return the favor, now don't I?)
I had actually recalled the North Pole was from Terraria, but the WMG Daybreak was considerably more famous than that spear...And I didn't remember that anyways. Alright, re-level.
And I do not constitute THAT Daybreak as that good, or at least good enough to constitute it getting 'of DEATH' being thrown on at the end like that. I prefer Solar Flare to it (and on that note almost every other weapon bar the Dragon Staff)
The Gottestöters (or Godslayers) are the newest faction: They want both offending godmodders dead (and probably all the rest, though UserZero and Godmodder477 are the two big offenders here), and oppose both the AZs and ESPECIALLY the PZs. They are also trying to reach Yggdrasil as well.
Daybreak (Terraria) && North Pole(Terraria) && Well-used magic barometer = Frigid Sol (Lv. 12, 3/13)
To differentiate it from the OTHER Daybreak combo, slightly.
I keep doing a level system based on rudisplorking 6/50
Initiation 7/50(+4 from crusher +1 from someone else)
alchemies
Cloack of love && Green blood gives ??? 1/??
WISE FROM YO GWAVES && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives NOPE BACK IN YO GWAVES 2/16
Dog?
infinity of love && infinity of perfection && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives Not a dog 1/??
I help proof of concept(three times)
Then I use T1 for casting divination spells to try to steal information about what are the bosses doing.
Cloack of love && Green blood = Emerald Cloack of Blood (Level 4: 1/5)
infinity of love && infinity of perfection && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives Not a dog (Level -1: 1/-1)
OK, infinity of love && the soul didn't work, what made you think throwing in infinity of perfection would do? It's uncraftable! Too powerful.
Your Divination spell retrieves for you an unknown tome...A Bosspedia! This magical tome has information on all the bosses you have thus far fought, as well as an additional one (presumably the next Gatekeeper)! Sadly, it appears that Bosses that have not graced this world or bosses behind barriers can be accessed, their names somehow getting that weird shifting text thing instead.
Who do you access?
-The Congolmerate
-Charles Barkley, the Big Man
-The Chief
-Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate
-Omega Flowey
-Chara, the Angel of Genocide
-Flumpty Bumpty's Mecha of Horrors
-And the rest, which are all glitchnames and cannot be accessed.
Nyarlathotep chuckles softly waving his hand causing the weapons to clatter to the ground, drained of their property of darkness. The weapons then are levitated and arranged around Nyarly's Throne creating a backdrop to it.
I am Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos, the Faceless God with a thousand Masks. I am what I am.
May I suggest not attempting, of all things, to fight me? I mean, I enjoy a bit of despair and suffering myself but I don't go around shouting from the rooftops about it. And besides, even if you are omnipotent, why of all things would you just toss some weapons at me? I mean the attempting to write me out of reality was rather cute but ultimately frivolous.
Nyarlathotep glances at Revan, who is looking at the pathetic attempt at a throne with a mild depression.
I suggest perhaps forgoing the furniture design career. But do not fear. It can have a use.
A dark portal quickly envelops the pathetic throne, Nyarly waves his hand over to Chara's location. The throne drops upon the Angel of Genocide with an almost comically sudden thud. An Eternal Arm rises up and grinds the throne into Chara with a zeal sending the Suit of Knives all over. It then lifts the throne up and bats Chara aside with it before retreating back into its portal
Nyarlathotep palms the Shining Trapezohedron, playing with it an amusement.
Charges
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 42/50
Deal with an Outer God : 43/50
Heheheh 3/50
Assists
+1 to Ninjatwist, +2 Tailist
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter = Grimdarkimitter 3/11
Ire, I'm disappointed in you, you didn't participate in the throne wars. Also, I noticed the white text in your post ire. I'm just too lazy to decipher random crap.
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 3/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 9/16
Greater Orb of Earth 9/11
9/20 for a space station
9/50 for an open deal?
27/50 for Initiation
+3 to ninjatwist
The Elemental floats over to the Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. and begins to construct a large assortment of rocks, and then brings it all crashing back down, reconstructing it, then bringing it all crashing back down, simultaneously giving him a very succinct lesson on geology AND teaching him a lot about architecture.
Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr loses a PhD! And also, he reminds you that his name only has 3 periods, not 4! That ANGERS him.
==Turn 1==
Level 3
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 15/50.
Charge #6: 8/50. PACT RETURNS Evidence Decorruption: 50/50! Waiting on other players...
+3 to ninjatwist, because why not.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 16/16!
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 5/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == ??? 2/???
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 1/???
Orb of Perfection: This simple crystal orb contains within itself a massive fount of quintessence, also called aether, the fifth element of spirit and purity. Its surface is unmarred by even a single scratch, and it has a soft white glow. (Explanation of quintessence: The infusion of quintessence into something essentially purifies it into a higher or purer state, increasing its capabilities. Of course, purity can also be used offensively — imagine ‘purifying’ all the blood out of something.)
==Action/RP==
Crystal notices the hole in the wall, and grins after a second. “See, this is why I love having other people around. Mars, you hold down the fort here. I’m going to see what’s outside."
He begins walking toward the hole, then stops and turns around. “Oh, and by the way. If you didn’t get it already… By ‘hold down the fort’, I meant ‘tear the fort into little pieces’. And by ‘fort’, I mean ‘enemy’."
--Lotsa travel. Or maybe I just teleported. Fill it in yourself.--
Crystal is at the hole. Just before he steps outside, he calls back, “HEY! GODSLAYERS! I'M FEELING LIKE DECORRUPTING SOME EVIDENCE, ANYONE WANT TO JOIN ME?"
And then he steps through the wall.
"Hel- oh, wait, I have to patch myself into Minecraft chat first. Which will basically just amount to a flavorful chat format change. But, what the heck, it works."
Crystal reaches up and fiddles with something invisible above his head. In a burst of static, clearly not glitches but rather just the computer-flavored appearance of something, a player name blinks in above his head. But it's blank.
"Hmm, shall I use crystalcat or universallyCognizant? Better keep things simple and just use Crystal."
The name settles into ‘Crystal’.
Crystal: Hello? Anyone around?
MEANWHILE...
Mars looks at Sans, who dodged their seemingly undodgeable attack with such ease, and decides to go for a more up-close approach. They rush at Sans with their massive spear, and take a quick, calculated swing. Sans dodges. Another swing, the spear's blade streaming gold fire. Sans dodges. Mars takes out another throwing knife and performs the same bladestorm technique, hundreds of duplicates filling the air. Sans dodges every one. Mars now looks slightly angry, and focuses for a second. The aura of gold fire surrounding the spear's blade suddenly contracts to a thin white-gold aura around the blade, before a brilliant red-gold corona erupts around the entire weapon. Mars stabs forward, and the aura extends into a long blade, before whipping the spear in an arc. Sans effortlessly ducks under the white-gold blade of Essence. Mars focuses for a second, and the blade becomes two-pronged, before slicing again. Sans flashsteps out of the attack's range entirely. Mars now looks intensely angry, and begins raining a veritable storm of attacks on Sans, the blade's Essence aura extending into a myriad of prongs, spikes, and blades that leave essentially no openings in the wall of attacks.
==Entities==
/////
As Star's and Crusher's evidence is roughly of the same things, just as different times, I'm lumping them together. You lock a charge in to help with the Decorruption! You'll need...I'd say only one other person.
The instant things seem JUST too intense for sans to dodge, Mars suddenly finds himself cutting through a whope cushion instead. However, for some reason, you are alert that sans' dodge chance is under 100%! He can now be damaged...In theory!
OOC: A few notes - Fanta is currently on the PZ side, but she will change over to the Neutral alignment when she finally leaves CloudCuckooLand and realizes that UserZero is crazy... which will take a while.
Also, she will never actively kill anybody. Beat them within an inch of their life, maybe, but never actually kill.
End of OOC.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Due to the general chaos around her, Fanta was unfortunately unable to hear a good portion of the recap given by a random voice in the area (which, for some reason, the teen associated with the color blue). The only thing she got out of it all was that there was something about godmodders fighting each other, a group of people are fighting both of them, and that attacking here is mainly in the form of charging and/or summoning people and things.
...Well then.
With this in mind, and a bit curious about how this summoning thing works, Fanta decided to try calling forth something random. Who knows: Maybe it'll be something she can use!
About time we found a new ally. I send a message to Tabbune.
EXOS: "Alright, right now we are in bad shape. Our best hope right now is Sans. If he stays on the field, he can reliably destroy the enemy teams in just a few rounds, but if Richard gets to him, we lose him AND Richard becomes 10 HP tougher. So, bodyguard him, protect him, stop attacks on him, do ANYTHING to keep him alive."
(OOC: Has the Cthulhu mythos been tapped into yet?)
/null
Eldritch Abominations are referenced a lot, Nyarly above is definitely from there, and Cthulhu has been summoned thrice now, but no-one has REALLY tapped into the Mythos apart from Erelye, who is no longer here and probably won't be again.
/null
Okay, first off, yes, to some extent. Revan is currently using Nyarlathotep as his character, and there are a lot of expies and assorted horror terrors and similar things floating around, and Cthulhu has been summoned like, three times I think.
But most importantly. TAKE IT TO THE FORGE!!
TAKE IT TO THE FORGE!!! I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THAT.
hird person now because that's probably what I should have been doing.))
As he began to think about what other completely ridiculous thing to summon, Crazee Pi heard a voice.
???: Are you there?
Crazee Pi looked around for the source of this voice, but couldn't see where it was coming from.
CrazeePi: Uh, yes?
???: Sorry, I was talking to somebody else.
CrazeePi: Who?
???: Doesn't matter, they're not here anyway.
???: You never heard me.
CrazeePi: What do you mean? I just heard you. No response...
After some time, Crazee Pi decides to summon K9 as an attack. K9 jumps harmlessly onto UserZero, before using his swap gun on Richard, putting both Richard and UserZero in an awkward position. Nine children appear from nowhere and prance around the two, singing "Richard and Uzi, sitting in a tree," before skipping off into a random forest where they are all killed somehow, causing their happy little souls to start traveling up towards a conveniently placed Orbital Happiness Cannon.
Meanwhile, the mouse that Crazee Pi summoned some time ago reappears, though it seems slightly different. It uses some sort of orb that shows UserZero an alternative universe where they and Richard are friends and eventually get married and have 12 children for some reason while saying really cheesy things about how much they love each other. While this goes on, the council of friendship has a meeting behind her, discussing the value of friendship, love, and cheesiness.
The happy little souls reach the conveniently placed Orbital Happiness Cannon after about two hours of UserZero being stuck, powering it. The conveniently placed Orbital Happiness Cannon spins, before firing a beam made of pure happiness, which has a 50% chance of either causing instant death to anybody even if they're a Godmodder, or making everyone it hits incredibly nice. The cannon fires at UserZero, but unfortunately completely misses and instead hits the forest the children went into. All the creatures of the random forest come out and decide to start hugging UserZero (and Richard, if he's still there).
One member of the council of friendship points out this mass-hugging, and assume that UserZero must be incredibly friendly in order to get all these hugs. They call the president of happiness, who decides to award UserZero a random trophy for friendship, but is unable to do so due to all the creatures giving her a hug, so he leaves it with the council of friendship for her to pick up later. He looks at everyone else in disgust due to their violent acts before leaving to play CoD.
This all deals damage to UserZero, somehow.[STATS AND STUFF] [CHARGES]
4/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
2/40 ~ RNGesus
[ENTITIES]
None [INVENTORY] None [ALCHEMIES] None
UserZero manages to shoo everyone off from hugging her gently to go back into the woods! She disregards the orb, as there is only one UserZero across all timelines!
Well apparently it counts as a crossover even if the thing they claim it is being crossed over with doesn't exist. Wouldn't that mean that if that thread never gets made that the attack goes through retroactively? No, it would lead to a Schrodinger's Cat scenario where, until the result can be observed, the attack is both successful and not successful.
Stop it, you are creating a Paradox!
Whatever. Look, I probably made this post's actions fail already, so I should just leave. Go find another overpowered entity to help you.
ROB is a loose cannon anyways. Now, where were we? Oh right, having an action fail by virtue of having a Schrodinger's Crossover in the middle of the post. Let's see if we can get an advantage out of it.
So a Schrodinger's attack/summon/whatever is both successful and not successful at the same time. Let's potentially summon an entity.
Schrodinger's Ultron: 20/20 HP, 3 armor.
Schrodinger's Ultron has some weird things going about him. First off, since whether or not he was successfully summoned is determined by whether or not the crossover happens, until the state of the crossover thread (i.e. whether it exists or not) is observed, the summon cannot be definitively ruled to have either failed or succeeded. This means that according to Quantum Mechanics, it is both summoned and not summoned at the same time. Thus, it can still be targeted as if it were summoned, but cannot be mind-controlled because it is also not summoned.
I also used the same confusion to lock the evil AI of Schrodinger's Ultron in an infinite loop of an existential crisis, letting EXOS take over (not that EXOS couldn't hack in anyways, due to having near-infinite resources). Until otherwise stated, EXOS assigns him to blocking attacks for Sans, focusing on those attacks that are designed to impair evasion at the cost of not doing actual damage (since many attackers use attacks that seem explicitly designed on hitting Sans with SOMETHING, when said something would deflect off Ultron's adamantium armor with no effect.
You are REALLLLLLY tempting me to do something ugly right now.
Schrodinger's Ultron summoned! Of course, since i'm observing him and the thread does not exist but you intended it to exist, plus I concretely ruled it a crossover, it IS concretely summoned! Neither godmodder brianwashes it, hoewver. EVERYTHING about this guy is a 50/50; you cannot predict if his actions will succeed!
...Except in this case. It can't do that! sans is TOO fast for it to follow up with!
From off the battlefield, a figure is suddenly willed into creation. It seems visually similar to the Sleuth, but it seems... off, somehow. Maybe it'd be best to ignore it? A note is attached to the Prototype.
"ut: Wall's down. This... thing, while not only contributing to my research on the Sleuth (and AI creation), will help me enter the area safely. Don't touch it, please."
[AZ] Prototype 2
HP: 20,000
Abilities:
Scan the Area: Identifies the area, granting +1 to one of my charges. (or: heals a target for a bit.)
Helpful Construct: Summons a 5,000 HP Helpful Construct, which deals low damage to a target and body-blocks Prototype 2.
Passives:
Random Access: Randomly targets an allied unit every turn, and restores 2,000 HP to it.
Critical Error: Upon death...
=Action=
Not time for bad yet.
I decide to go and completely ignore the noise that is a giant chair falling down from orbit wait WHAT THE HE-
Out of nowhere, a giant chain impacts the Throne Contest area, legs downwards. Out of each leg, people begin pouring out; wooden individuals, some tall, some short; it's just that they're all constructs of wood. One of the members sticks out, wearing a pretty awesome crown. He must be the leader.
??: Investigate the area! Discover why there's such a high reading of chairs-
He looks around. Thrones are everywhere.
??: Oh. WELL THAT'S GREAT. SOMEBODY HELD AN UNAUTHORIZED THRONE CONTEST.
??: THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKE GOOD CHAIRS. THEY'RE OKAY AT BEST.
??: Anyway, time for protocol.
??: Members 01 to 22, you go round up all those who took part in the contest!
??: Members 23 to 48, go set up the thrones for demolition if they don't show up.
??: Member 49! Get me a coffee!
??: These chairs make me sick.
The Chairian Legion has entered the field. Whatever it is, they aren't happy. Perhaps you should talk to them?
=Command=
Prototype 1 will use Helpful Construct, deploying a DRONE FRIEND YAY.
I control the Weapons Core of the AI Shell: Salvation, and use the Gravity Cannon on Joshua!
Prototype 2 summoned! It'll do as you say. So will the Weapons Core!
Chairian Legion...Summoned, I guess? I'm not even sure.
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 10/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 10/16
Psiionic energy && White Wand/White Gun = 1/? ???
ARF ARF ARF ARF
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Battlefury13: Time to remove this annoying Skeleton.
Battlefury13: Begone.
Battlefury13: Or die.
Battlefury13: Lets cut the threats, and get to the chase. We both know your response.
I get up off of my throne, leaving it to float. I levitate in san's vague direction.
And then, suddenly, dog.
Multiple dogs, with laser eyes, fly in sans direction. He, of course easily dodges the lasers, and kills the dogs.
The dog melt into dog residue with naught but a pathetic whimper. Then, they reform, larger than before. And alongside each dog is a new dog.
Sans, of course, quickly realizes that it would be suicidal to attack the dogs, and thus, tries to eliminate their matter from existance at all. But the dogs absorb whatever he tries to use to get this done. And then they absorb his gasterblasters. Before long, they lock onto sans, and in a moment to fast to dodge naturally, they fire Beams Of Dog.
They, too, leave stains of residue. From that residue, emerges more dogs, intent on killing sans, and with the power of gasterblasters. They fire more beams. Sans keeps trying to kill them, but they come back, stronger and more numberious each time. And attempting to bypass their powers via erasing them from existence merely results in them absorbing that power.
13 dogs appear around sans. As we all know, 13 is a bit of an unlucky number, and indeed, those dogs are unlucky. They promptly channel their unluck into sans. Sans attempts to kill them, but finds that they have stolen all of his luck. He watches as they easily dodge everything, while their luck-lowering attacks slam into him, easily ignoring his dodge, but not damaging him.
Then, multiple dogs form into a massive puppy. It chases sans, absorbing the nearby dinerscape into it's being, and firing Dog Beams from it's eyes, leaking posion gas from it's nose, and dog residue from the mouth. As it absorbs the landscape, it reveals a new abilty: Suddenly, a massive amounts of living forks, spoons, and knifes begin to chase sans down, constantly hunting, never stopping.
They all begin to glow red and multiply as they become increasingly determined to catch him. He runs across a bridge, into a strange land. Teir Three Gun Puppys open fire on him, scattering bullets everywhere. Meanwhile, the giant dog reemerges, and absorbs the land around them.
The dog undergoes a change, one of it's eyes and half of it's face becoming cybernetic. Then, the gun puppys, made immortal by Dog Residue, emerge, and open fire on sans. Some of them fire dog missiles, cute, fur-covered cylinders with dogfaces at the end. Some of them spew Dog Flames, leaving the land to burn in arf. Some of them fire bullets, massively accelerated by dog energy, constantly homing in on sans.
And, as he runs further and further, more and more dogs greet him. Some attack his soul, trying to tear it to pieces. Some attack his mind, filling it with dogs, and thoughts of why getting hit by the dogs would be good idea. Some are just plain annoying, tripping him constantly. Others chase him endlessly. Others try to maul him. Some distract him.
Either way, it does not matter.
The dog power within the giant puppy will mean it will keep absorbing.
His attacks.
The monsters.
The mobs.
The landscape itself.
It will forever regen, and never die.
Thus, the dog chases Sans forever, constantly regenerating, constantly growing stronger.
(40 / 40) Curiosity Over A Side of Salt and Morals -> HOLDING (2/3)
(1 / 20) Boost Ring
+3 Darkside
=Action=
Before all of Battlefury's dogs can reform from Sans's attacks, I grab a vacuum, suck up all of the dog residue, which proceeds to dump it into a high-powered furnace! Inside said furnace are temperatures nearing that of the sun, blenders, and gigantic crushy panels. The dogs are trapped in a never-ending cycle of pain, and torment. Since they regenerate, you know?
Suddenly, 13 dogs surround Sans! I run in, hit all of those into a nearby basketball net with a hammer, and once they fall through the hoop, they too, enter a vacuum. Once all the dogs are inside the furnace, I set up a device. Using the energies of some Saurite bars, some old scriptures from Lord Dome, and a roll of duct-tape, I create a device that harnesses the pain of others, and allows me to use it in a variety of ways.
Thanks to the INFINITE DOG PAIN POWER (don't hurt me PETA), I have near infinite fuel! I harness the pain into an energy manipulation device, and create several "Walls of Pain" around Sans. They hurt to touch, but won't kill him, thankfully. Using waves upon waves of the walls, I create a never-ending labyrinth around Sans, which will hopefully help constrict him so that Richard can finish him off.
Just so that I can also tire out Sans, I create several "Torture Constructs"; beings made of the pain energy, made only to torture others. While they're totally incapable of killing Sans, they sure will torture him if they get their hands on him. Thus, Sans is forced to run around the labyrinth, growing ever more tired as there's no proper escape.
Everyone is almost 100% certain that the labyrinth can only be breached by Richard.
...This!
The torturers manage to get their hands on sans pretty quickly, only to suddenly realize it's a whope cushion! the real sans materializes safely outside the dungeon, mocking both you and Battlefury with his overly-sweaty glance.
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 11/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 11/16
Psiionic energy && White Wand/White Gun = 2/? ???
ARF ARF ARF ARF
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3X ATTACK ON SANS COMBO
Due to the infinite DOG PAIN POWER, PETA comes on the server with force!
Except, they are convinced that SANS is causing the dogs pain- They saw him murder them before! They promptly attempt to arrest him. Meanwhile, a lawsuit is filed against San's Dodge Meter, causing it to pay out in massive amounts for animal cruelty.
I then pull out a Rancho Relaxo MK2 for no reason at all, and promptly lie down on it.
Before the Action: I sit on the floor waiting for something however the same fluffy pink creature came around with a pulsing large pink charge crystal
???: Heyy~! I got the special Charge Crystal~!
I take the crystal from that creature and I use it.
Echeladder+Antematter 50/50 Expended
I fell into a place where is Homestuck themed world known as the Land of Wings and Magic. I float around this place however I see the Royal Blue Quest Bed on top of the tower I wanted to ascent. I tried to reach the Quest Bed but some force is preventing me to reach it... I teleport to the guardian and I talk to him.
LOWAM Guardian: You will never climb to the Quest Bed unless if your Echematter is Level 15 and if you have the 50 Post Charge ready to be used.
The Guardian gave the cube of Antematter/Echeladder (Known as the Anteladder or the Echematter) and I gain the power of the Antematter and the Echeladder powers
[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP. (Estimated 80,000 HP from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
After I hit Level 15, I will need to spend another 50 post charge by ascending into God Tier so I will get more power (I will try to ascend myself into my big thing)
I meet a Pesterchum jingle from someone that I want to hit up with.
UnlimitedCutter [UC] began pestering GodlikeTerminus [GT]
UnlimitedCutter [UC] Have you enjoyed your Echeladder system?
GodlikeTerminus [GT] Yes I have finished ascending to Vulnerability form.
UnlimitedCutter [UC] Becoming Vulnerability is not an easy task so you will enjoy this however, good luck.
GodlikeTerminus [GT] Thanks and goodbye.
GodlikeTerminus [GT] has ceased pestering UnlimitedCutter [UC].
"Well that happened anyways, Back to the Battlefield so I would like to mess Chara up."
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [X] (That's Focused)
Attack: I look at the Suit of Knives before I do that, I wear the costume with the emblem of Wings in front of the Left Axe, Middle Sword and Right Spear so I get the new and full power.
I generate the Royal Blue-coloured Shurikens on the palm off my hands while I look at the Suit of Knives I enchant these shurikens with the golden glow with the sharpness rate up via my new power and I throw the powered shurikens at the Suit of Knives smashing the groups of knives that stuck on the Suit of Knives "Hmm... not bad at striking the Suit of Knives... I'll give it another try."
I also pull out the Royal Blue-coloured Bow with the high level magical power and I loaded a single arrow on the Bow, pulled it and I fire the 5 arrows from the single arrow at the Suit of Knives 5 times. I smirk on the suit of knives
I pull out the Azure Katana which can cut any knives with any durability and rush at the Suit of Knives and cut the massive line on the Suit of Knives that shatters the group of knives together.
"That's a Wonderful Idea of my new powers of course."
Slight RP: WIP
The only Market 3/50 (My Idea would be a bit overpowered so I have to use another 50 post Charge so that only AZ and N players could buy my potions and my alchemies.)
Echeladder+Antematter 50/50! +50 refunded from the Plusinator Crystal failure
[RESERVED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]
Project Neo Squad is just for show about the Great Effort/Collab Charge but I will make another Charge which is a ChurgeAtk.
ChurgeAtk #1 1/50
Alchemy Creation:
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 13/16
Nectar oOo Plusinator Crystal OoO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar+ 2/10 (Just creating another one K?) Oh well... Scrapping this.
Essence of Sp00p && CD of Halloween Howls 1996 && Speaker that plays Spooky Scary Skeletons && Curved Sword Mold = Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher 1/16 (Yes it is Instant Level 15 Item that I want to make)
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
Mr. Stun Guy's Action: I throw the Stun Dice at RSM Information Robot X and Joshua however I noticed the Tape recording however well... Doing it to stop them from this
+1 to Hezetor, Toast and Talist.
Charge Bank: +1 from Toast +2 from Talist and Hezetor
Essence of Sp00p && CD of Halloween Howls 1996 && Speaker that plays Spooky Scary Skeletons && Curved Sword Mold = Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 7: 1/8)
crystalcat said this was not going to work, he said it directly to you, and you didn't listen. Ergo, you fail, again! Try making another system from scratch. Or something.
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (10/13)
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (7/13)
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (3/13)
Charges
Project M12-The Typographer (36/50)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (4/50)
Project M15-$null (5/30) (+3 from Twin)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Action
I turn into a Pokémon trainer/glitchlord. I then encounter a Shuckle and attempt to capture it. Instead of capturing the Shuckle, I instead find that the sixth item in my backpack, which was coincidentally the Good Rod, is now an eighth floor button, and that I now have a glitchy mess in one of my Pokéballs. I quickly tape a piece of paper reading "HACK" onto the 8F button and rearrange the Pokémon in my party to create a short bootstrap program. I begin to perform an interpretive dance routine. After about half a minute, the sky goes dark and a massive swarm of every R/B glitch Pokémon appears. I command them to attack Chara's Knife Clusters.
A legion of Missingno. begin to spam every move they learn at it. .4 uses a localized anomaly field (aka Controlled Super Glitch) to destroy a Knife Cluster. A random glitch with a ridiculously long messed-up name spams a move named after a TM, firing beams of concentrated glitch directly at the Knife Clusters, annihilating them.
I snap my fingers.
Immediately, a giant glitchy mess envelops each Knife Cluster, eating into them like fluoroantimonic acid through pretty much everything. The glitches maul the Knife Clusters, contributing to the glitchy mess of GB colors.
I snap my fingers again, the glitchiness disappearing but the damage done to the Knife Clusters remaining.
((Yes, the 8F glitch is actually a thing in Pokémon Red and Blue. It allows arbitrary code to be run, allowing you to literally turn a Pokémon cart into something else.))
6,000 damage and 6% Integrity damage to the Knife Clusters! Knife Clusters glitched! they'll take 2% integrity damage for 3 turns. Integrity Roll for them is 10, which is 4 away from them glitching.
Integrity damage doesn't just have to be through Glitches, but that's an easy way. Also, 0% Integrity = Death, so that's hardly useless.
((Because this is just roleplay post, I think it shouldn't be nullified?))
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...
Well, at least I tried?
Anyway, this form costs way too much energy.
Nocturna's silhouette changes shape into a.... human? Well, her form really looked like User Zero. Except her hair was black, and longer. And she was wearing a black dress. And no gloves.
Sorry, it's just, I'm not completely summoned so I don't have much to do. Well, I heard you are making some throne wars?
Nyarlothep's throne disappears.
Make a better one.
Some time after, a giant throne appears out of nowhere. It looks like it is made out of fabric of reality itself. Actually, as you step closer, you notice that behind the black facade, the throne is made out of every throne that was ever made across the multiverse. The Nuclear Throne. Nyarly's throne. The Dog Throne. The.... another Dog Throne dog damn it. Even Ker'Athri's Obsidian Throne. And the movie projection Richard's Throne. And Chara's Knife Throne.
And after little bit more time, you notice a terrifying detail.
At the left side of the throne, chained to it was the Secret of the Void. The great dragon that resides there. And at the right side, chained was....
No, that can't be possible. You must be crazy as Uzi to think it is real. But anyways, what you see... or think you see... is the Red Dragon, wounded all over its body, chained to the throne. Let's not try to prove is it real, shall we?
No-one try to steal it. It won't go well. And by that I mean you are going to get expunged from existence by both dragons. Have fun!
...I channel the power of the soul of the nopelord through nulitor's inventory and nope that throne being reality, revealing Nocturna's madness to be an illusion. After all, you cannot defeat Hezetor in a throne-off. He is simply the best there is. Also, that's absurdly OP and far too OP for everyone's sake, including her own. Don't you know that if a Godmodder has to fight something above his/her power level, that power level will skyrocket to make the previous foe suddenly curb-stompable? And that's permanent? We don't want Uzi gaining that power times like a billion or something!
The OP Scale, clearly working overtime this turn, practically nerfs Nocturna into the ground!
Seriously dog. We have far too many OP things waltzing around, including a Universe eating monstrosity as a Player character. You can't make this stuff up, we actually have a problem with overbearing OP stuff from player RP, and this is ignoring the fact that everyone's a reality warper by default due to how Anti-Godmodding works and it only gets worse from there. To say nothing of the godmodders themselves. ON top of all of that, the Red Dragon is one of the highest (if not literally thus far THE highest) strength beings in existence, and if you could casually free it so easily, well, let's just say...
"Hrm... the AZ entity bar is smaller than it was before. Anyways, it's time to get back to hurting Richard!"
I loudly announce this, making absolutely sure Richard can hear. Richard gets read. He stares in my general direction, waiting for me to attack. I begin by setting a lawn chair down, reclining on it, and sipping some lemonade, saying that I'm "waiting for something to happen". Richard looks around, but... he can't detect anything. There's nothing coming at him, from any direction. No meteors or giant lasers. I continue to sit in the lawn chair, looking over at Richard's general direction with an amused look on my face, and wait...
*Continued in the next post*
Richard's a book? Richard eyes you oddly at this particularly funny typo.
[RP AND ATTACKS] ConsumerOfAll: Ker'Arthi, please don't weaken Battlefury's effectiveness. ConsumerOfAll: His dogs, while often eldritch and creepy, are good for traumatising our enemies. ConsumerOfAll: Also, welcome, Fanta. This place is murderous. You have been warned. ConsumerOfAll: RSM Information Robot, Dr. * 4, please kill MinMax. He's been alive for way too long.
I look at the pieces of the Conglomerate's Stick, and put it in hammerspace. It's too valuable to lose. Anyway, onto sans. SHe's is on 100% evasion, which means that if at least one attack goes towards him, he will get hit. He is also threatening my life according to the whims of the Random Number Generator, which is very bad.
ConsumerOfAll: sans, it would be a terrible shame if you couldn't dodge your own attacks. ConsumerOfAll: You sort of have the being at 100% advantage, but still. ConsumerOfAll: Just asking. ConsumerOfAll: I have different sorts of attacks to do.
ConsumerOfAll: The reason why will become apparently later, after a certain few of my attacks.
ConsumerOfAll: Not that you'll last long.
I take out a knife. It's just a normal butcher's knife, not the Real Knife, not Termination, just another knife. I swing it at sans. He's done this many, many times before, so he effortlessly dodges. I swing again. sans sidesteps, but then he realises that that slash was not normal. The goldenrod energy of godmodding imbues it. I swing the knife again, with no real target. A rift in reality opens it, and surrounds sans. Even if he teleports away, it continues to enclose him, before he is teleported to a scenario, similarly to the abnormal scenario earlier.
***
sans is stuck in a field, surrounded by dust. Dust, dust, everywhere. This is probably more dust then in the Underground. sans realises that this is not a normal version of the Underground, instead, much, much, larger. He looks behind him. There they are, the Human Child. They step towards him. If sans tries to counterattack, they easily dodge. The Child continues to approach sans, who quickly realises that his attacks are useless, and is forced to run away. He continues to run away, until he sees a flower. A certain, familiar, flower, who recently became less than a flower.
Our Best Friend. Our best friend, Flowey the Flower, seems different. He's still Asriel, sure. Differences in beta timelines, Fragments, Alternate Universes, whatever you want to call them are common, and can separate a doomed timeline with a normally going timeline.
* Howdy! * We all know who I am, who you are, and the purposes of this timeline, so I won't go too into detail. * You don't? How sad. * The Underground has a lot of Fragments, created by people, looking to experience a different version of their favourite world. * This hellhole is different. * The Alpha Godmodder, ConsumerOfAll, you already know who she is, decided to take an expanded version of the Underground of here, give it a tiny bit of life, and send you here. * However, she also made this very grimdark. Very, very, grimdark. * Like that edgy Fragment. Underfell, or something. * Wait, are you all over in Universe B saying that I'm out of character? * I'm an idiot who can't learn from his mistakes? I'm omnicidal. * You can't blame poor old me for having a creator who is obviously a biased source on these issues. * So is smiley trashbag in most of these Fragments. * Oh, we're getting off topic here? * Anyway, me and Chara want you dead. * It is the purpose of this fragment, and most of the people here. * So, let's start round one, and only round one, just in this post. * That would be a wonderful idea!
First of all, I trap the room in godmodding energy that prevents him from teleporting out of Flowey's attacks or the alternate dimension until it ends, sans dies, or sans kills Flowey. Vines burst towards sans, similarly to Or Be Killed. These vines constrict the entire area, before spikes, many, many spikes burst out of them. Sans now has to dodge spikes flying at him from all angles, while Flowey surrounds him in his famously dodgable friendliness pellets. This isn't just a 2-dimensional circle, but a 3-dimensional sphere. Flowey then sends more walls, again 3D, at sans, forcing him nearer and nearer to a vine. If sans gets too close to a vine, more vines erupt out of it, and they run straight into sans. Flowey stops.
* I'm sorry, but due to time constraints, I have to end the attack. * That was very, very, easy to dodge, wasn't it? * Not to mention, not being very long. * Oh well. * Tell mainline Flowey I said howdy.
Alternate Flowey leaves. sans, if he successfully gets through the vines, sees a checkpoint up ahead. This also allows him to get back to the battlefield. I strike a name out on my hidden list.
Next up, Alternate Toriel.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] The Unnamed 14/30 ============================== Magical Theories 40/50 (+6 from Francisco) ================================================== Memories of a Dreamer 1/40 ========================================
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (13/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (9/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (9/??) ================ +3 to Francisco
(@Tazz: Levels please. TT, nulitor's GS. @CrazeePi & Blinky: I did a fifty post charge for it.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun (Level 5), only my railgun (Level 8), Coin Launcher (Level 4), Conglomerate's Stick (Level 0)
just as the bullets could almost be dodged...Whomph! a shield whirs to life! Sans was narrowly going to get killed by that, but Crusher's shield saved his hindquarters at the last possible second! Deflecting your godmodding energies, sans reappears on the battlefield. sans, despite not having obvious lungs, breathes down your backside hard enough to make you jump in surprise at his sudden reapperance, as the shield dies down. his eyes lose all light and shape, dead holes into a blank space that you can't quite tell is full or not.
Yo sorry i took a brake but i am back and am gonna do something i attack a knife cluster with charas toy baby knife (stats:3000 damage if attacking chara or his knife clusters but outside of that generally weak except if combined with a certain knife then fun happene's
Charges
God of air charge 15/50
Determination 1/50
oh ho this is gonna be a long while until i reach my final charge (and yes this is only one chrage which ill use after 8 more 50 post charges
Uh, chara's toy knife obtained. It is Level 1. You deal 3,000 damage to a Knife Cluster, killing it, as advertised.
I pull out a box and put the Suit of Knives into it. I then throw the box into a volcano, and the volcano into the sun, and the sun into the center of the galaxy, and the center of the galaxy into the Green Sun, and then the Green Sun into the box, and that box into a volcano, and on and on and on. The Informer uses Guns Akimbo! on the Suit of Knives.
Marvel of Machinery: 30/50
Hush: 1/50
The Secret of the Gungeon: 1/50
12,000 damage to the Suit of Knives before Chara breaks free due to the Green Sun obliterating the box outright!
Genericy begins to glow before disappearing in his place is a blue featureless ghostish figure
Well, glad I finally made it, now to work.
He launches several magic spells and Chara's Suit of Knives and then raises his hands and... deconstructs the beacon and instead works on something else.Infusion 2/50
+20: 15/20 (probably plot-relevant or something, despite being just compressing a few charge tokens)
"Right, so when's the part when Ayaze- oh. Right. She left suddenly."
"Erm... I should probably send in the emergency backup."
"LINE!"
Neko [Check Bar]: 155,000/155,000 HP.
ATK: 4,000
PASSIVES:
Total Spinning Confusion: As long as Neko is alive, the weather will always attempt to be overridden with "Disorientating Spinning", giving non-allied entities a chance to be either stunned or confused for a turn.
CRASH: Thanks to failed scripting of certain things, Neko's HP can be a bit... buggy. More specifically, if you bring her HP down to 60,000 exactly (and yes, it does mean exactly 60,000: anything more or less and this effect cannot trigger), the game is going to glitch out. The problem with this is that the alignments of every other entity will be randomized for two turns. Thankfully, the amount of entities on each side will still stay the same in case this probably very unlikely scenario. Have fun with this. I'm sure of it this is going to get nerfed.
"This is going to be a disaster. ...Maybe I should've thought up a better backup."
Neko summoned! It'll do as you say...She joins the Anti-Zero's!
Supercool993 turns to the Sniper Squirrel and nods
It's time
The Sniper Squirrel turns to User_Zero and begins firing incendiary acorns at her, round after round the assault continues until they are completely out, they then take out an adorably tiny knife and charge User_Zero tearing into her with vicious ferocity before planting their adorably tiny knife in her eye and planting a blasphemous acorn grenade in her mouth and then scampering away. The grenade begins ticking and is then suddenly struck by a mana bolt resulting in a massive explosion.
Just joining the server and doing what comes naturally in minecraft, I begin to make a small scale base while I think of something actually useful to make.
Small House 1/5
While I start building my base, both of my shoes fly off my feet and into the battlefield, bumping Richard and Zero on the head. On a side note, my shoes are made of cement and I have extraordinary leg strength.
Welcome, UltimatePersona!
Good thing Uzi and Richard both were wearing helmets.
These creatures propose an alliance, I suppose that a brief tactical meeting might be helpful,well that the avatar that I created in this plane a while a gocan begin to spend his time in a more productive way.
Hezetor's MC avatar teleports next to Moog city entrance and... enters the city.
The ability to be in two places at the same time now allows him to both hear and speak at both sides of the wall, yes that MC avatar that was created a while ago never stopped to being a thing.
The avatar is looking for any sentient being in the city that claims any sort of diplomacy/military role in the city
Wow, you insulted his throne, I'm not the kind of person that would go mad for something like this, while this guy over here is even more obsessed with thrones than me.
The throne of the skies slowly flies next to the construct of wood with a crown.
Hezetor: Salutations, I'm Hezetor Signore Supremo delle Terre Emerse and it appears to me that you were talking about my throne, you should be aware that a throne is a completely different thing from a chair so please refrain to ever call it a chair again, and I overheard that you gave the order to destroy the thrones in the area.
Hezetor: ...
Hezetor: Don't even think about touching my Throne.
The Metallica Module is installed on the Modular Armor,the armor itself mutates into a new form, the old tiny slot for modules disappear from the surface of the armor in their place a dark blue amalgamation of orichalcum and adamantium appears, the slots are instead moved in a sliding compartment in the right and left arm of the armor. [+3 or +4 on Hezetor's defense, as Tazz sees fit for a level 10 alchemy]
Hezetor is still coping Zarod's abilities on slot one if the one that he obtained is not "Execute".
While I'm here let's spend this 50 post charge quickly to finish off Chara.
This time with the power of 50 points of charge the abilities of Hezetor over atoms are not that restrained so this time the complete atomization of Chara will be successful.
Die.
Hezetor points his index in Chara's direction and slowly begins to change the position of every single atom of his body, he converts every single atom as an hydrogen atom, and he will not stop here, he takes all these hydrogen atoms and converts them into quarks breaking the protons, neutrons and electrons of these atoms, to conclude all of it all these quark are destroyed by anti-quarks that were generated in this instant completely annihilating all of the quarks, Chara can be determined but determination can't allow you to survive when you don't even exist, all that used to be the being called "Chara" is now nothing, no matter what's your level of regeneration, no matter how much you believe you can't die, no matter how many times you resurrected when you body was badly injured, if your body doesn't exist you are dead.
Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation
(neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 11/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 9/11)
Preview : Zweihander && Chaos Flame Ember && Soul of a Great Hero [1] = ? 1/?
[1] This is a soul in the Dark Souls term of soul, so
it is more appropriate to say that is the conglomerate of souls that
used to belong to a great hero, it represents his power/experience, but
this doesn't mean that the resulting sword will be sentient.
Preview: Module && the result of the previous alchemy = ?? 1/?
+1 Talist, + 1 Pricey and +1 Toast.
It takes so long to go down that you have to wait until the EoTB to see the results!
Your 50 post charge effortlessly one-shots the Suit of Knives and Cha-
*But it Refused.
...Or not. it appears that, while Chara's Suit of Knives have vanished, Chara himself has somehow inexplicably revived to full HP. Chara's property-that he is of course too determined to actually DIE-is back in full glory. And while nothing has changed since you last properly saw him, his knife's dark red aura now spreads to the rest of his body, and then outwards towards the field...
It appears Chara has entered his second phase! Now, in addition to doubling his current attacks and Knife Cluster spawnrate, he will also generate an aura that deals an impossible-to-midgitate 1,000 damage aura, which will deal exactly that much damage!...Only once, though. Simple enough, methinks. In additon, it should be obvious that just trying to destroy Chara normally is impossible; there must be an alternative method to destroying him...
Well, it looks like whatever I was waiting for hasn't happened yet. It'll happen soon, but I don't want to wait around for it. I hold up a finger in Richard's direction, the universal sign for "1 moment". and then head off to a nearby mountain, which I spend some time stripping down for ores and stone. I struggle with a dungeon I find within, but do of course come out victorious. Finally, I slowly and leisurely walk back to where I was before, and begin building some sort of statue, not really making any effort to hurry. Richard keeps an eye on it warily...
[CHARGE:-]
[THIS POSTS MAIN TARGET: chara]
[ACTIONS: i start by handing a time bomb and the book 'bomb defusing for dummies' to chara. he/she opens the book to learn bomb defusing, but then the BOOK explodes in his/her face instead of the bomb! i repeat the attack over and over again, with the book exploding every time. chara eventually catches on and places defences from the book explosions. and then i repeat the attack over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over until suddenly i repeat the attack and THE BOMB explodes instead of the book this time, catching chara completely off-guard and damaging him/her more!]
[OTHER: after reading the last update, unless i didnt read hard enough, i think you missed my big return post tazz...]
The Mysteryman: ================================================== 25/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Interface: ================================================== 24/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Campfire: =================================================== 13/50 (+1 from Cobalt and The Diner)
(+50 from Tazz in reserve)
I +3 Cobalt.
I repeat all the earlier entity actions that didn't go through because of the tape. (The Nuclear Throne uses Resignation, Ampersand prepares for Sandfall Mode and uses Struggle four times on Chara, and Ultra Greed uses Bling Volcano twice.) And while we're on the subject of the tape, that was probably the best thing I've ever read in this game. Nice work, Tazz. Nice work.
The Scribe walks up to the Information Robot and decides to spew meaningless information at him in the hopes of overloading his information processors or something.The Scribe makes the Robot sit down and has a nice long conversation with him about geopolitics as spoken by a five-year-old boy. The Information Robot is not overloaded by the excess information, but is upset about the blatant lies that the boy is saying. He snaps the boy's neck in frustration and is promptly sent to jail for life imprisonment because he touched and/or killed the child.
While in jail, the Information Robot is not treated kindly because he literally murdered a small child, and many of the criminals who have done lesser crimes find the Robot to be a despicable being. However, because the Robot is much better than humans in every conceivable way because he's, you know, a robot, the Information Robot is able to kill everyone in jail and bust out in a few minutes. That's when an alien ship flies overhead and abducts him. The Information Robot is sent to alien jail. These alien prisoners have done much greater crimes than killing a kid, so the Information Robot is viewed as weak and meaningless.
Angered by this, the Robot decides to prove his worth by breaking out of this prison. He uses his vast amount of Information to form a full-scale riot, which leads into escape. However, none of the aliens can breathe in space once the prison is destroyed, and they all die. The Robot is fine though, because he doesn't need to breathe. However, the Robot is now abducted by an entire universe and is sent to the Jail Universe for destroying a full-fledged alien prison. Some aliens actually did escape in ships and are now terrorizing other planets much like before, and it's all the Information Robot's fault.
The punishment is, of course, death. But the death is not quick and painless. It is long and excruciating, and it involves every kind of torture imaginable. Because this is an entire universe centered around imprisonment and punishment and it has had a very long time to perfect these skills, the Jail Universe is easily able to pinpoint exactly what hurts the most. After years of prolonged pain, the Information Robot is jettisoned back to the Zeroth Server, barely functioning.
15,000 damage to the Information Robot! His ordeal has left him weakened-he can only deal half damage this turn!
Reverse Von Karma 1/50
DTG Atsume 1/50
Homestuck >Fine 3/4
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 3/14(checked earlier)
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 3/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3
Golem: ...Well? Continue, please?
Golem: Actually hold on a sec, need to do something.
The Golem pulls out a Sharpness VI Fire Aspect III Trial Tester sword, Protection VIII Runic Armor, and an opple, as well as a spellbook.
Golem: ...I'm technically not supposed to be doing crossover attacks, but the infinite war's over, so...
The Golem uppercuts the Suit of Knives, then blasts it with Lightning.
Golem: Chara, why are *you* doing this, anyways?
Golem: I get that you're "the demon that comes when you call its name"...
Golem: But it's unfair to confine your personality to the end of a path with entirely too many exits.
Golem: You can't be unrelentingly evil...
Golem: You poisoned yourself to free the monsters.
Golem: You tried to protect Asriel from the humans.
Golem: And I'm fairly certain you helped Frisk through their journey... even if Uzi's influence muddies those waters.
Golem: I don't want to believe that you're beyond saving.
Golem: If everyone can believe that Asriel can be saved...
Golem: Why can't they believe in you, too?
Chara's eyes twitch, but do not open. There is no response otherwise.
*UserZero: where was i? oh, yes. chara betraying me.
*UserZero: it was quite silly. betraying ME? i effortlessly stopped his blow.
*UserZero: her face then was so amusing. wish you could see it, shame i didn't record that...
*UserZero: in any caes, i had my purposes with that world, a reason i wanted it alive. the instant i realized chara would kill everything on it for me, though, i knew i had to exploit this.
*UserZero: after some, let's say readjustment, i shattered every physical barrier preventing chara from going somewhere, as long as a living being was there; a 'curse' of freedom.
*UserZero: chara proceeded to kill everything alive on the planet in a matter of hours. everything.
*UserZero: meanwhile, i mined out everything of value to me from the planet itself, and scrapped what was left of civilization.
*UserZero: and kept the corpses, of course!
*UserZero: after that, though, it was time for chara's punishment.
*UserZero: in accordance with it...i revived sans, flowey and asgore.
sans twitches. He didn't know about this. He had believed there were survivors.
*UserZero: it was simple, really. chara would fight sans, forever.
*UserZero: if he won, i'd respawn sans without any memory.
*UserZero: if he lost, his boundless determination would revive him.
*UserZero: there was no point to any of it.
*UserZero: flowey recalled the time resets, at least, but not his own death, and asgore and sans were totally clueless.
*UserZero: nothing chanegd. the fights went on.
*UserZero: and on, and on, and on and on and on...
*UserZero: eventually, the joke wore thin on chara, his smile died...
*UserZero: ...and that's when things got interesting.
She stops for now, leaving the story hanging. She'll get to the end next turn, most likely.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (2/3 mind)
Tokens: (4, 6, 1)
Total Tokens (8, 10, 5)
Commands:
Leictreon: PZ', GS, GS, NU, __
If Leictron is still outa this world radical (AKA: is untargetable), just prime the NU matter. Otherwise, shoot Chara with the primed PZ matter. I'm not sure what happened with it due to the tape.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
@Tazz: Yes. I have plans for my other charges. Plus, the only completed charge I have is the Earth one, but it's more important to keep it as is. And when I posted that action, I don't believe Toast had actually used the charge, so I figured I'd attack the wall anyway.
Now that the wall is gone, let's do something else.
Seeing the wall broken, Mikoto steps towards the hole.
Oh, thank you.
But then HaveARottenDay interrupts him.
Huh? Oh, no. Of course not. I'm not planning on actually going in. Or out, as it were. The charge to fix Earth is almost done, but that's useless without a way to tell people apout it. I'm just going to stand guarj until the charge is done.
However, seeing Braxis and the other endermen introduce themselves, he becomes nervous and takes a few steps back again.
Attempted theft? Mikoto, what did you do?
Immediately, Mikoto sounds defensive.
It wasn't like that. We thought the place was abanjoned and Gail wanted to explore it. We literally founj a tunnel into the ground, no warnings or signs of habitation.
Then hearing Braxis deny responsibility, he becomes quiet, but still speaks with (in his opinion) justified anger.
"Is probably punishment enough"? Don't say that like it's justified. She can parely speak anymore. How can that b-
Wait...
Mikoto suddenly stops as he hears Gail, who seemed to need to carefully navigate the phonetics of English.
Stop... it... ... an accident... um... ... is an accident...
Mikoto sighs, not wanting to disappoint Gail.
Okay...
Then he looks up at Braxis again, the sound of vindication gone from his voice.
I'm sorry. We haj no idea that the place was your city. And I don't know anything about this teleportation, unless differing standarjs are making things difficult. But me and Gail hafe only been there once and Inari has nefer been there.
And with their disappearance, Mikoto and Inari go to guard the hole in the wall until the charge to fix Earth is done.
So if anyone tries to injure any civilians, which might happen, they get counter attacked by this action. The Veteran (who actually exists) joins Hezetor in looking around Moog City for lifeforms. And while there, he picks up a bit of paper from the ground, which is the half finished map of the area Gail was making before she dropped it.
Oh, and Tazz? I assume we can't just waltz into the End, right?
Actually, put that on hold or something. I don't think it will be very useful for the cost. Instead, let's do something more interesting...
(The Origuni (from Enter the Gungeon) || grey ink) || ((Paper with Proof for the Intermediate Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for the Mean Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for L'Hôpital's Rule) && (Barometer && Stopwatch && Anemometer (measures wind speed && Hand Fan)) = Limit Found 1/??
A pistol made out of paper origami with tons of mathematical symbols and drawings on it. It's extremely light, and not particularly powerful, but it measures the change in the wind with respect to time, allowing its bullets to find their marks with pinpoint accuracy. Then even after that, it establishes a position equation for the bullet with f(0) being at the pistol's barrel and f(t) being at the target. So with this and some very hazy interpretations of the theorems used to make the weapon, the gun defines the bullet's path, velocity, and acceleration, allowing said bullet to go around obstacles, guided by wind. I'll probably upgrade this later with more mathematical theorems.
Project Earth: 50/50 I'm contributing this to fixing Earth. Heart.
Project Sun: 28/50 Initiate the thingy! Might.
Project Moon: 26/50 More mind melting than Cthulhu. Hopefully anyway. Mind.
Hopefully we can get this entity to sync up with a different project...
(The Origuni (from Enter the Gungeon) || grey ink) || ((Paper with Proof for the Intermediate Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for the Mean Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for L'Hôpital's Rule) && (Barometer && Stopwatch && Anemometer (measures wind speed && Hand Fan)) = Limit Found (Level 15: 1/16)
Calculus is a very scary power, Talist. Use it very wisely.
You jump in after Hezetor! You defend the citizenry despite the fact that no-one is attacking them and they would almost certainly get destroyed by Rotten should the dare!
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (11/13)
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (8/13)
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (4/13)
Charges
Project M12-The Typographer (37/50)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (5/50)
Project M15-L M 4 (9/30) (+3 from Twin)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Action
I grab Overkill! and fire bombs at Neko. Let's mess some stuff up.
6,000 damage to Neko!
51 posts plus 63 from last turn is a whooping 114! sans eye's glint, and multiple entities around the field start bulging, a massive horde of Gasterblasters ready to rush out! This is gonna get-
Godmodder477: Heh.
-what happened.
Sans has stopped. He is in a state of surprise. A rock has impacted his skull, a rock coated in the finest godmodding energy.
sans takes 1 damage.
Sans falls on his rump, somehow still able to control his body at this point, as an intense amount of ketchup leaks from his side. And it is ketchup; monsters don't bleed.
Richard is looking at sans, his kill. He reacted fast to do it, but boy was it ever worth it...sans stares at his killer, standing tall and proud, as he relinquishes sans of his gamma plus glove, and with a flick of his fingers, resizes it to fit his own, pocketing the old gamma glove.
The world briefly goes monochrome for some reason as Richard kneels down over his prize for one last chat.
sans: ...this is how it ends, huh. sans: i knew it, i wasn't going to survive. it was only a matter of time. sans: but the last thing i wanted to do was to make this all worse. Godmodder477: What? did you want HER to get stronger? sans: ...good point, heheh. sans: ...you won't change, will you. Godmodder477: Do I have a choice? Godmodder477: You knew you would go down. Godmodder477: I'm the best hope there is to stop UserZero once and for all. Godmodder477: You knew that, too. sans: the best hope for taking her down, yes...but are you the best way? Godmodder477: Oh, stop that! Godmodder477: You people keep judging me, like I'm magically going to turn into a planet busting villain because UserZero said I would! Godmodder477: I'm not that much of a jerk! Godmodder477: The worst I'd do is just take her corporation and make money like mad. Godmodder477: At my best, I'm killing stuff like the Dark Carnival and all those other multiversal baddies! Godmodder477: What's your problem, sans? Godmodder477: Were you just afraid to die? Unwilling to sacrifice for the greater good? sans: it is kind of rude to kill someone, you know...and you are definitely not the greater good here... sans: ...is that you, pap?
sans' body is visibly deteriorating. Turning to dust.
Godmodder477: Look, I won't say I'm the most moral person out there... Godmodder477: I mean, that tape did just say I did attempt identity theft. Godmodder477: But can't you trust me to do something benefiting others? Godmodder477: After all, I did take that Scribe guy's journal to make sure that Flowey didn't do anything dumb with it. Godmodder477: Not like that ended up really mattering...
...The Scribe panics and checks his body. Sure enough, instead of where his journal would usually be, he finds an IOU from Richard. Sensing your distress, he suddenly pops it into your inventory at that space.
sans: honestly i just think you're another psycho...pap hold up a sec. sans: you're just trying to justify a climb to power... sans: ...that doesn't matter... sans: ...please...just...stop her... sans: stop her from doing anything like that again...stop that...thing... sans: ...pap, i'm going...we'll go to grillsbys... sans: ...papyrus... sans: ...love you too bro... sans: ... sans: ... sans: ... sans was slain by thrown rock.
sans completely deteriorates into dust. his clothes are all that's left, and they're nothing special, and too small for most of you.
There is no immediately visible change in Richard, except for his godmodding aura becoming somewhat more intense. The world reverts to full color, and...
The ascension is complete. Richard is now Gamma Plus.
Godmodder477: Alright, new rank...Ah...Breath of fresh air. More power. More chance. Less of a gap. Godmodder477: Come on everyone! Press advantage!
Richard's new-found power allows him to suddenly pull off a surge of speed like never before! He rams into UserZero, and while she quickly pushes him back, he managed to push her off by 50 blocks! UserZero scowls while Richard grins.
Full update in a day? Full update in a day?! OK, not in a DAY, but you get what I mean. BUT WE DID IT REDDIT. WE DID IT. WE GOT A FULL UPDATE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER DONE ON THE DAY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DONE, I AM SO HAPPY.
Omega Flowey's swan song FINALLY activates: Or Be Killed. Massive Vines infused with Determination slam into UserZero, restricting her movement! She roars, but she cannot free herself-she's vulnerable! However, only the BEST attack sent at her can damage her, while everything else will be absorbed by the vines! Whoever succeeds shall claim Omega Flowey's Spoil of War, the Golden Aster. This doesn't mean she can't attack this turn, mind...Also, if no attack is worthy of it, she will be freed and decide who the Golden Aster will go to (and it will be a Pro Zero).
The Nightmare, testing if that 'refusal' thing was a one-off, attacks Chara again, and gets no different results. Radiation kicks in, spawning a Nightmare Crystal! The Innocent One witnesses the carnage, the guilt, and feels horrible shame at being involved in this despite not planning on harming a soul.
Dark Dreamy Bowser's attacks are ready! Of course, due to how it works, all three must be done during Ultra Greed's turn. This is the end for Ultra Greed, almost certainly! It's tempting to remove him from the field now, but it's clear that I must wait until the proper time. TheMinMaxnificent18STR begs a GS, ANY GS, to give him his final vote to ues his special so it doesn't go to waste! At the same time, he quickly digs up a fortification to protect himself from the onslaught, creating an impressive barrier! It won't last past this turn but it'll protect him for the entirety of it...The Avenger, now able to, orders both its Elite Squad Drop and Alien Clone Drop, and Scientific Progression works out for the Specialists to now gain a new technique: Restoration, which is a stronger full-party AoE version of their passive heal that also cures status conditions of all kinds (but only to the Avenger's Troops)! It requires 3-turn cooldown. The Elite squad is at cap-it must drop to 2 before any more Elites can come in! But the elites that are sent in-2 Psions, 2 Rangers, 1 Grenadier and 1 Sharpshooter-are definitely a solid team combined with the 2 Specialists. The Alien clones spawn in two Andromedons! They live by the adage of 'you only die twice,' so be wary. Finally, due to the Diner, the engineers of the Avenger are on-the-job enough to immediately repair the engines when shot down! Their specialists take aim at the Knife Clusters and both land, dealing a total of 2,000 damage! They heal each other to full. The Stardust Monolith re-summons its Sentinel! It resumes guarding the Monolith!
Ultra Greed, seeing no outs to to the inevitable, uses Bling Volcano! Dark Bowser takes 16,875 damage due to his .75x damage reduction, while his arms both take the full 15,000 splash, knocking out his left arm! He launches his meaty fist forward to claim the kill and end Iron Chef, once and for all!
The Greed Gapers and Keepers, which have been things, have something to say about that, however, and launch a series of projectiles directly into the fist! It's enough force and surprise that Dark Bowser's stopped cold! He takes 750 damage extra, and-
...What.
Ultra Greed, surprsied, repeats Bling Volcano, repeating his damages! However, 16,785 times 2 is 33750, which is JUUUST enough to kill Dark Bowser!
Dark Bowser goes into an overly long death animation with starts pouring out of him like a water fountain! Ultra Greed is victorious and has won Iron Chef! In the absense of the three Cooking Gods, who were slain earlier, Cranky Kong descends from the heavens above! Declaring Ultra Greed's victory the definition of a clutch win, he declares that Ultra greed has gotten gud and is worthy of his incredible Blessing of Gudness-which nullifies all Splash damage and gives him 10% evasion against all other attacks, on top of the standard rewards of Iron Chef! In addition to this, Ultra Greed gains a pair of Sunglasses, ascending to the role of Saint of Clutch (he assures him his previous arrangement with Stan is unaffected), and gains so much money his bank is immediately full twice over! Forced to spend immediately, he opts to buy his Kamikaze, giving him a full bank! Light surrounds the arena, and it explodes violently, and when the smoke clears, Ultra Greed has rejoined the fray, sitting atop a throne second ONLY to Hezetor's glorious throne (and Regnum Dei), made of solid Divinium and Gudness and given every accommodation known to man!
Recap of rewards: 3 turns of crits, 3 turns of 5 armor (this translates to 20,000 off every attack), a 100% full restore (including integrity and his missing passive!), a full bank, his Kamikaze, immunity to Splash, and a 10% dodge rate! Wow!
...Having not spent an action, his Keepers fire upon Chara, having not seen the whole thing beforehand. Alas, he refused.
EXOS +1s all GS players, a bit late due to some data calcluations!
I suddenly remember there were summons! Le derp. Schrodinger's Ultron is nerfed by the OP Scale for being a bit OP for a one-post summon but is still very strong! It can't follow through with Crusher's orders, but opts to do something loosely similar and deal 9,000 damage to Chara's Knife Clusters (lessened by Fortification), destroying 1 cleanly! The other two are properly added.
Leictreon's trip back has finally ended, gaining another NU matter and priming the one he had previously. The Nuclear Throne activates Resignation, dealing 10,000 damage to all Pro-Zero entities and inflicting Radiation for 3 turns. (4 was a mistake on Twin's part). Joshua translates that to 3 damage, Walker only takes 2 due to armor, and Consumer outright no-sells it! They're all still radiated, though, even Chara despite Radiation being completely useless against him! Ampersand's delayed entry into Sandfall MOde ends, and he combos Chara's Knife Clusters 4 times with Struggle, dealing 5,000, than 8,000, than 11,000, than 14,000 damage! This destroys 4 of Chara's Knife Clusters, bringing him down to 5 total! Captain Falcon uses Show Me 'Ya Moves on Joshua, who's so inflamed/excited by the invitation that he immediately expends his Mystery Charge to do JUST THAT! The Crowd cheers him on and throws him healing items (curing his Radiation), but this also wastes his charge. Joshua switches to Creation element! Leona deals 4,000 damage to the Plating of the Information Robot! Mr. Stun guy rolls his stun dice at Information Robot and Joshua, rolling a 4, then a 51! Sadly, this isn't good enough for a stun, but does deal 7,500 damage to both of them as well! This translates to 2 damage for Joshua! The NSM Radar Overseer idles, having been given NO ORDERS! If you want the NSM Radar Overseer to do ANYTHING, You have to give it an order, at least one!
The Squirrel Sniper tries to take pre-emptive advantage of UserZero's situation, but UserZero catches all the acorns in her teeth, then grows a Minigun Mouth to shoot them back at the Squirrel, preventing the Squirrel from approaching! The shoddy AI in the Salvation whirrs up: The Mobility Core decides to do nothing, since it isn't a Wednesday and the Rocket Flight is charged up! The orders from Ire compute into the Weapons Core, allowing it to Gravity Cannon Joshua! This deals 15,000 damage, or 4 by his standards, but doesn't stun! The Defensive Core...To Ire's relief, cannot use Repair Sequence with fully healed cores (that's impossible!), so it instead uses Nanobot Swarm on Ampersand, restoring 10,000 HP! Prototype 2 summons his Construct! Neko's spinning fails to change the weather but does deal 6(-1 from Armor) damage to the sole Grenadier! Hezetor copies Strangle from Zarod!
Joshua gets mad at Captain Falcon for the technical trickery and smashes him in the jaw, dealing 22,500 damage! (I now remind Star it is in his better interest to explore Limbo while you have the time). He then takes 2 damage from Radiation. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr takes advantage of his Radiation to teach someone about radioactivity with hismelf as a demonstration, blowing their mind! The unfortunate student is the Sniper Squirrel, who takes 25,000 damage and gets Radiated herself (for 1 turn)! It appears this is a quirk of Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr : Any status condition he takes empowers him! Kind of! The Information Robot has recieved orders, but cannot perform them-he opts for a close alternative and deals a Weakened 3 damage to a Ranger!
Chara dies, and refuses to die, of Radiation Poisoning! He spawns 12 Knife Clusters before adding her count to 14 per turn! His pre-existing 5 Knife Clusters deal 10,000 damage to the Innocent One, the Stardust Monolith (ignoring the Sentinel!), Leona, the Radar Overseer, and nightmare crystals-this kills the Nightmare Crystals and Nightmare herself! Then, she puts his 4 attacks to use! She stabs the Sharpshooter right in the head! Then, he goes for Leictreon, but misses-but the resulting dodge takes away ALL Position Uncertainty! He proceeds to then dual-stab Neko (Owch) and Mr. Stun Guy! All but Leictreon suffer a specific condition, it's called, hang on, it's at the tip of my tongue...
There we go. Chara then deals 1,000 damage to EVERYTHING, translating to 1 damage for Player HP entities! Thsi ignores every defensive passive present; if you are on the field you take the damage! This slays all the Greed Gapers and is the straw that breaks the camel's back for poor, poor 18STR. His shield attmepts to regen, but the Radiation destroys it again! The Knife clusters that exist already take Radiation Damage and roll 85 for Integrity check holding out; the Burn only spreads to the new knife clusters (not the Radiation or Integrity, YET), dealing a final tick of damage before dying out! Then, Glitch procs, bringing all Integrities down by 2! (no integ checks immediately for Glitch).
Richard's stamina has been restored by his slaying of sans! He quickly +2s UltimatePersona, SuperCool, and Talist! He then slays a Grenadier and a Specialist from the Avenger's forces!
UserZero roars and unleashes Huntdown! Odd, purple runes appear near the Hostile end of the field...Odd.
UserZero: ok, quick lowdown! what's coming out of there is DC property meant for base camps!
UserZero: no clue what it is, mind, but i'm trying to fish out the carnival so kill it quickly! only needs to be here for a second!
And with that statement, a building is summoned from the Summoning Circle, smashing down into the field! Rather than something combat-based, however, it appears to be best described as a Carnival-themed Casino, complete with Clown Greeters! Confused, but smiling, they open the doors...Oh. Oh no.
Within its walls, you can plainly see thousands upon thousands of slot machines, tables for all sorts of gambling, and so much more, all in a space all too big for the building, and all being played by clowns. Clowns everywhere. And not just regular, normal, happy clowns, but cultist clowns. Capricorn is everywhere, painted in all sorts of fanciful colors. Fountains spout out Fayago in all its flavors. Horns adorn every slot machine, honking for every play and every win-with every machine going up into a machine dead-center of the whole place. Here to welcome you is the stuff of your worst nightmares: the Joker and Kefka, fused at the shoulder!
This is clearly a very serious situation.
Joker: Welcome, welcome, one and all, to the Paradox Casino de Royale! Windfalls of glorious fortune to all await!
Kefka: Yes, yes, please, come in, you crazy loonies, and roll the dice and play the games, and watch reality crack at the seams!
Joker: Ahahahahahaaaaa!!!...Wait, hold on!
The clowns opt a different stance, and the Joker/Kefka unison (Jokefkera) both narrow their eyes.
Kefka: Oh? Who invited you descendant rabble? You're certainly not our type!
Joker: And what's with-oh, NOW I get it! It's a trap! We've been fooled!
Kefka: Fooled?! By these fools!?
Joker: Bamboozled by these buffoons, indeed!!
Kefka: We've been Speckledorfed by these stagnent stupiditized sons of submariners!
Joker: That's not even a word and I agree with ya'! Boys, get ready for the sieeeege!
Kefka: You crazy jokers, tonight its doubles night! Carnage and Destruction in a lovely two in one! Aaahahah!
Rancorous times are roaring in the casino as the honking intensifies to unbearable levels and the machine within the center starts whirring. Meanwhile, the Casino undergoes a startling transformation, lifting off the ground and starting to spin and shapeshift. Bracing yourself for a mecha, you find disbelief in the fact that it doesn't actually STOP shifting and spinning, instead opting to whir and whir for as long as you care to stare, generating Paradox energies in a tornado at an unreasonable speed, and occasionally and suddenly switching its spin to the alternative direction. This is gonna be an ugly fight, you can tell.
Somehow, Neko changes the Weather to Disorienting Spinning from beyond the grave. Blame the Casino.
The Lowdown: There is exactly two things consistent about the Paradox Casino: It will generate at least one Paradox per turn and has two actions per turn, both guarenteed.
Beyond that, I have nothing. NOTHING. The Paradox Casino has considerable firepower but it's all completely random as to what it does! Literally every action it takes has no rhyme or reason, and can hand you a pony with equal frequency as it can grow a leg to kick your teeth out! It rolls for EVERY action: Damage, Dodge chance that turn, what it actually does during its actions, how many charge points it gets for its special, the effects OF said special, the amount of Paradoxes it actually generates-EVERYTHING!
For whatever reason, the clowns had massive foresight and have an emergency teleporter in case anything that could one-shot them gets too close, even if their HP is 1 or something.
Get to work, and kill this thing before something REALLY NASTY happens!...Though, do keep in mind, any low Paradox rolls it makes will harm it. The same rules on those still apply in full, by the way.
The Itinerary:
[ALL]: Restore Earth! (Great Effort!) (Star ready! Talist ready! One more player needed!)
[ALL]: Destroy the Paradox Casino! Its paradox generation is absurd!
[GS]: De-corrupt Crusher's Evidence! It's crucial to proving UserZero detonated earth! (Great Effort!) (Crystal ready! One more player needed!)
[GS]: Attack UserZero to compete over her Golden Aster!
[GS]: Find out how to destroy Chara! His damage potential is ridiculous!
[GS]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[GS]: Destroy Godmodder477!
[GS]: Destroy UserZero!
[AZ]: De-corrupt Star's Evidence! It's crucial to proving UserZero detonated earth! (Great Effort!) (Crystal ready! One more player needed!)
[AZ]: Attack UserZero to compete over the Golden Aster!
[AZ]: Find out how to destroy Chara! His damage potential is ridiculous!
[AZ]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[AZ]: Defend Godmodder477!
[AZ]: Destory UserZero!
[PZ]: Defend Chara! His Offensive potential is just what you need to turn this situation around!
[PZ]: Stop anyone from reaching Yggdasil!
[PZ]: Defend UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy Godmodder477!
Terrain: Diner (+1s all entity charges per turn).
Weather: Disorienting Spinning (chance to stun all non-allied entities. much lower chance to stun allies.) I
[H-BOSS] Paradox Casino: 834,718/834,718 HP. Rolls for literally everything it does! Double-Action (at least)! Jackpot: IIIIIIII
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Joshua!
[N] The Innocent One: 69,000/80,000 HP. Banishment: III
[GS] The Avenger: 115,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN.
Redshirts: 1/1 HP x10.
Specialists: 9/10 HP x1. Gremlin can buff or heal. Restoration: III
Rangers: 9/10 HP x1; 7/10 HP x1. Burn on Sword use (hit grounded targets). Reaper: III
Psionics: 9/10 HP x2. Stasis: III Insanity: III
Andromedons: 7/8 HP x2. Free 'respawn.' Acid Lob: III
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 16,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III
[GS] Stardust Sentinel: 99,000/100,000 HP. Bodyguarding the Stardust Monolith!
[GS] Schrodinger's Ultron: 4/5 HP. 4 Armor. Has a 50% chance to actually follow orders, but is surprisingly powerful!
[AZ] &mpersand: 28,500/194,000 HP. Can mimic entities. Mimicing: N/A. Struggle Count: 4. Good Memory: III Bad Memory: III Merge: IIIII Entering Sandfall form! Action: Struggle 4 times on Chara!
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 211,500/275,000 HP. Upon death, Star is pulled from the [DATA EXPUNGED]QUEST. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII Action: Show Me Ya' Moves on Joshua!
[AZ] Leona: 67,000/170,000 HP. Moon is out! Changes between Sun and Moon every turn. Shield of Daybreak: II Eclipse: IIII Solar Flare: IIIIIII
[AZ] NSM Radar Overseer X: Armor Plating: 109,000/120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 59,000/60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the NSM Radar Overseer X! Diarrhea Death Ray: III. EAS Tones Cannon: IIII. Micro-Orbital ROFL Laser: IIIIIIII.
[PZ] Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr: 16/35 PhDs. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 HP. Peppershaker: II Forbidden Factoids: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Radiation: II
[PZ] RSM Information Robot X: Armor Plating: 93,500/120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000/60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the RSM Information Robot X! Weakened! Highway Storm: III. Highway Cascade: IIII. Information Ray: IIIIIIII. Radiation: II
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 16/20 HP. Has 1 Armor. Radiation: II
[PZ-a] ConsumerOfAll: 18/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor. Radiation: II
[PZ-BOSS][-GATEKEEPER-] Chara, the Angel of Genocide: 9,999/9,999 HP. Attacks: 4. Knife Cluster Spawns: 14 (+2 per turn). Death's Aura: 1,000 damage to all enemeis per turn! 'Refusing' all attempts at murder-find an alternative way to defeat him!
Shield of Murderous Intent: 0/150,000 HP (+10,000 HP per turn). Can be penetrated, but failure to do so incurs counterattack! Radiation: II
Suit of Knives: 0/444,000 HP.
Knife Clusters: 7,000/10,000 HP x5; 92% Integrity. Radiation: II 9,000/10,000 HP x12; 98% Integrity. Glitch: I
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Flumpty Bumpty's Mecha of Horrors
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. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
[50 point charge token] (Held for now, just confirming I have it.)
Mythic notices the events he's missed out on while dealing with his post-flowey resurrection, and that they were probably important ones. "What did I just miss? I was sort of busy sorting out my death, revival, and the still-ongoing chance that my marks invert?" His tone makes it sound like he's genuinely shaken over that possibility.
"At least I got to witness that intervention from inside, even it was only with half of myself."
"Now that I've seen it up close, I can plan for next time."
"Don't worry, I'm not going to try what the plant did, just try not to get in my way when the time comes."
Action:
"I'm worried I may have been off balance for a while, and that's why I broke."
Mythic draws the Heavy Class Commandment in one hand, and the Heavy Monster Edict in the other, both in their base forms.
"That's probably the reason I've been obsessing over the Hero/Monster thing. I'm naturally one, but expected to be the other."
A shadowy coating of mana envelops the blades as he charges towards Joshua, preparing a cross-slash.
...Entity orders?:
I don't think I have any left?
...Roleplay Chunk?:
No one should be able to perceive me.
The rules are different here.
"Let's speak out loud, since we've established that stealth of yours isn't going to help you here."Why should I?
"Because you'd rather not test a Noble-Zoanthorpe's patience?"
Fine, have it your way.
Let me guess, you want to know why I'm here, don't you?
"If you're asking for me, then feel free to answer that."
I was sent to keep an eye on you.
"I expected that."
"Should have noticed you sooner, but I've been distracted. Not like I get to throw this kind of power around back home."
Now that I've lost my shoes, I decide the best way to get them back is to clone myself! Time to crack down on the budget of.... $-27...I decide I don't need shoes and instead I need a turret! A turret with legs!
Walking Turret 2/10
Small House 3/5
(+2 from Richard, for some reason...Probably because I forgot to mention I was neutral, sorry about that.)
Still being salty about my shoes though, I send a paper airplane into the fight, towards the Sniper Squirrel by accident, the only thing the paper airplane contains are the words bombs, which are actually made of REALLY tiny bombs that explodes when being touched by a squirrel, for some reason. I can't design bombs very well.
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.
I suppose It's for the best sans died, after all if Richard dies now I'll never get to see what's in that tree. Sniper Squirrel go and work on the project I'll deal with Chara.
Sniper Squirrel nods and begins working, Supercool993 turns towards Chara
If you're "refusing" murder I'll try something else.
Supercool993 hugs Chara
MERCY
Supercool993 is sparing Chara
Meanwhile Sniper Squirrel is working very hard on the project
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=Turn One=
(40 / 40) Curiosity Over A Side of Salt and Morals -> HERE WE GO.
(2 / 20) Boost Ring
+3 Insert
=Action=
So, uh, given that Chara isn't going to die normally...
CURIOSITY OVER A SIDE OF SALT AND MORALS -> MORE BOOST RINGS
I simply create two Boost Rings, which float off into deep space somewhere. They're oddly huge, though. What could they possibly be for?
Meanwhile, the Chairian Forces confront Hezetor. The leader of the bunch is currently holding a detonator switch; his team managed to set up bombs on all the thrones. All of them. Including yours, somehow. He converses with Hezetor.
??: Well, sooooorry. I was given the order to give the order to destroy your horrendous "chair".
??: The Chair God absolutely hates it when people make low-quality chairs and flaunt them as the best.
??: Why, he has multiple teams, just like mine, to deal with people like you.
??: At least it wasn't as bad as this chair.
The figure points to a really-badly crafted throne. Looks like amidst the chaos that was the Throne Contest, the Sleuth actually went out of his way to make a throne. Too bad it's garbage.
??: I might actually keep that chair around on account of how bad it is, heh.
??: It'd be like blowing up a child or something.
??: If you want to go against my lord's orders, I'd suggest talking with him.
Hezetor is handed an earpiece. Somebody is on the other end. Probably the Chair God or something.
This action is FOCUSED.
I then turn my efforts towards UserZero. I grab Omega Flowey's monitor, and slam it on my head. My head crashes through the bottom of the TV, and the screen suddenly turns to static. A strange, single-eye appears on the Monitor. Uzi looks directly into the iris, thanks to the power of Or Be Killed. Her gaze is now locked to the monitor, unable to blink, or even look away. Crimson energies begin emanating from the Monitor, as cracks begin to form on the screen.
The rest of the attack SPOILERED, just to make this whole post not-as-long-in-a-sense-if-you-know-what-i-mean
Out of these cracks, the energy begins to leak. Tendrils slices out of the screen, and reality starts to bend. The Monitor has her it it's grasp. She begins to float upward, along with my body, which has the monitor on its' head. The vines, still on the ground, create tight coils around her limbs still. A soft voice comes out from the Monitor, but Uzi knows in her heart that the eye itself is speaking.
"Wouldn't you love to see your death, UserZero?"
She nods her head. Even if she didn't mean to.
"I can show you."
The screen fades to static. The tendrils emanating from the monitor are sucked back into the screen, as a strange, inky darkness envelops the area around her. The occasional glimpses of darker-than dark eyes can be seen from the surrounding shadows, along with flashes of teeth; clearly not from anything human. Uzi has nothing to do but stare into the screen. Even if she doesn't want to. The screen switches from static, to a normal household setting. UserZero is standing in place, the veil making her look like her avatar. The voice begins to narrate.
"UserZero is but a young woman. One day, she met a boy named Richard."
Richard fades into the screen. Again, looking like his Minecraft avatar.
"Their relationship was... harsh, to say. One of their encounters involved her shoving him into a tuba. Richard did not like this very much."
Richard's face takes up the whole screen. His smile is wide, his sharp teeth suddenly prominent. What's concerning, however, are the gaps to the void that have replaced his eyes, not a spark of light coming off from them.
"So one day, Richard decided to kill UserZero."
The shot cuts to Uzi standing in her room. She's on the computer, doing whatever Userzeros do best. Suddenly, a window breaks open, shards of glass flying everywhere. A shard cuts Uzi's hand. In reality, a cut appears on Uzi's hand. She notices a tendril sink back into the monitor. Meanwhile, back on the screen, Uzi peers out the window. She sees a shady figure, dimly lit by the light of the full moon. However, the only part of him that refuses to be lit is his eyes, still black as the night.
She yells something down to him; she knows for a fact that it's Richard. She never really struck Richard as the vengeful type, though. Until a knife flies up at her. Uzi barely gets her head back in time, the knife only slightly slashing her forehead. A steady stream of blood trickles out of the wound. In reality, like with the glass shard, a tendril cuts a slash into Uzi's forehead. The knife keeps flying straight up, and falls back into Richard's hand. Uzi quickly bolts into her room, and shoves something in front of the window; an old dresser that she kept around.
Uzi sighs and takes a breath, but it's not long until a knife is plunged into the back of the dresser, with such force that the doors swing wide open, revealing Richard's void-like eyes through the crack. The narrator decides to fill in his voice for him.
"HEEEEEERRRREEEEE'S RICHARD!"
Richard slams into the dresser, knocking it over with the weight of his body. The dresser narrowly misses crushing Uzi. In a panicked haste, she rushes for the door, and flings it wide open, and bolts out into the darkness of the hallway. Richard is soon fully through the window, and begins to chase poor Uzi. Uzi crashes straight into an ajar door at the end of the hallway, allowing her to enter one of her favorite rooms.
This room is but a simple, dimly lit room. A single brass tuba rests on a pedestal with a nice, fluffy cushion on it. The whole room seems very expensive in general. Richard walks into the room, sees the tuba, then turns 180 degrees, and walks out the room. Uzi takes a sigh of relief. He must still be scared of tubas. Minutes pass. Suddenly Richard busts open the door with a sharpened wooden pole, and proceeds to impale the Tuba with it, creating the Tubahammer.
Uzi backs into a corner. She certainly didn't expect that. Nothing appears to matter to Richard anymore; the want of Uzi's pain seems to be his only engine. He would overcome anything; even tubas to torment her. He brings the tuba down upon Uzi, who quickly dodges to the side with a roll. She gets up, and moves to escape the room, but Richard quickly slams the Tubahammer into her back. Uzi coughs up a bit of blood as she's shot straight into the hallway, Richard following in soon after.
Uzi gets up, and without a moment's hesitation, bolts down the nearby staircase. She runs for the front door of her house, but alas; it's locked. She tries desperately to open it, but it just won't budge. Richard approaches from behind, and swings the tuba down on Uzi's head. It impacts, and Uzi tumbles to the floor, barely conscious. Back in reality, UserZero is suffering from a massive headache. Richard then rips off the tuba from the Tubahammer, and sticks Uzi's head inside of it. She blacks out, the scene shown by the monitor fading with her.
"Please stay seated for the intermission."
The screen switches to a still of the single eye that originally appeared on the monitor. The inky darkness that surrounds Uzi in reality fades, and is soon replaced by several, shadowy images of Richard. His face is just like that from the monitor. They all float in place, slowly raising their right arms. They all end up ponting towards Uzi, and begin laughing. UserZero (who is apparently temporarily free from the grasp of the Monitor) sees these Richards, and can only struggle to break free. While she doesn't scream, she's clearly unsettled.
This goes on for awhile. The Richards don't do anything else besides laugh. Eventually, the inky blackness returns, and Uzi tries to close her eyes so that the monitor won't be able to control her again. However, two arms, each belonging to one of those Richards, slowly open her eyelids. The Monitor has her in it's grasp again.
"Uzi woke up inside a basement. Richard was nowhere in sight."
Uzi examines the room. A small lightbulb is present on the ceiling, hanging from a wire. It provides illumination to a otherwise dark and damp room. The floor is made out of a metal of sorts, while the walls are made of solid concrete. There is also a locked trapdoor in the ceiling, far out of reach for Uzi. A monitor, encased in an airtight plastic box is visible from within the room. Richard's face flashes on the monitor. His mouth is unmoving, but yet, he gets his message out.
"Hello, friend! I'm sure nobody will forget you. After all, I did just steal all of your ID. I can be you! A gooooood friend."
Richard holds up some pieces of ID; UserZero's. Richard's face suddenly becomes static, and slowly changes to Uzi's face. The newly-acquired visage has the same, pitch-black eyes, and razor-sharp smile.
"Goodbye!"
The monitor blacks out. Water begins pouring into the room from several holes in the southern wall, frigid cold. Uzi scrambles to the southern wall, but she cannot reach the holes. About five minutes into the ordeal, there is but an inch of water on the floor. Uzi sits on the floor, and waits to die. Back in reality, Uzi's lower body feels wet. The water keeps pouring for about twenty more minutes. By the end, there's about five inches of water. Uzi doubts Richard's killing efficiency, when suddenly, the water begins to feel... warm. Richard is heating up the steel floor.
About five minutes later, the water is lukewarm. Ten minutes later, the water is warm. Twenty minutes later, Uzi is constantly hopping around on her feet, trying to minimize contact time with the blazing water. Richard's face appears on the monitor, and he resumes his laughter, constantly switching between his visage of Uzi and his normal face. Eventually, Uzi can't take it any more, and collapses. Back in reality, Uzi is near fainted, and feet are practically on fire.
In the last moments of this Uzi's life, she can hear the trap door open. Moments later, a tuba smashes her skull. In reality, thousands of tendrils emanate from the monitor, remove the monitor from my head (causing me to fall to the ground), and proceed to form a giant tuba. This tuba smashes into Uzi with such force that Flowey's vines are instantly sundered, and she plummets to the ground, creating a crater upon impact. While this doesn't actually deal all that much damage, most of Uzi's damage appears to be psychological; she's twitching on the ground.
The Monitor floats down to Uzi, and proceeds to replay the film, over and over. The strange shadowy Richards from the intermission re-appear around her, and continue laughing and pointing at her. This of course, continues until she does something about it. But will she? Probably.
In the very-real case this doesn't hit UserZero, I use it on the RSM Information Robot. Somehow.
=Command=
I will command the Mobility Core, and use Rocket Flight! It will target the Paradox Casino with the attacking aspect of that move.
HOLY GUACAMOLE, I ACTUALLY GOT AN UPDATE ON TIME FOR ONCE.
PRAISE THE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO PRIASE, IT'S HAPPENED.
IN any case: sans passes on to the next life, Richard ranks up, Ultra Greed wins Iron Chef and gits gud, chara kills more entities like nothing, and UserZero summons the Paradox Casino (and asked you to kill it fast)! Make SURE to read this turn.
These creatures propose an alliance, I suppose that a brief tactical meeting might be helpful,well that the avatar that I created in this plane a while a gocan begin to spend his time in a more productive way.
Hezetor's MC avatar teleports next to Moog city entrance and... enters the city.
The ability to be in two places at the same time now allows him to both hear and speak at both sides of the wall, yes that MC avatar that was created a while ago never stopped to being a thing.
The avatar is looking for any sentient being in the city that claims any sort of diplomacy/military role in the city
Wow, you insulted his throne, I'm not the kind of person that would go mad for something like this, while this guy over here is even more obsessed with thrones than me.
The throne of the skies slowly flies next to the construct of wood with a crown.
Hezetor: Salutations, I'm Hezetor Signore Supremo delle Terre Emerse and it appears to me that you were talking about my throne, you should be aware that a throne is a completely different thing from a chair so please refrain to ever call it a chair again, and I overheard that you gave the order to destroy the thrones in the area.
Hezetor: ...
Hezetor: Don't even think about touching my Throne.
The Metallica Module is installed on the Modular Armor,the armor itself mutates into a new form, the old tiny slot for modules disappear from the surface of the armor in their place a dark blue amalgamation of orichalcum and adamantium appears, the slots are instead moved in a sliding compartment in the right and left arm of the armor. [+3 or +4 on Hezetor's defense, as Tazz sees fit for a level 10 alchemy]
Hezetor is still coping Zarod's abilities on slot one if the one that he obtained is not "Execute".
While I'm here let's spend this 50 post charge quickly to finish off Chara.
This time with the power of 50 points of charge the abilities of Hezetor over atoms are not that restrained so this time the complete atomization of Chara will be successful.
Die.
Hezetor points his index in Chara's direction and slowly begins to change the position of every single atom of his body, he converts every single atom as an hydrogen atom, and he will not stop here, he takes all these hydrogen atoms and converts them into quarks breaking the protons, neutrons and electrons of these atoms, to conclude all of it all these quark are destroyed by anti-quarks that were generated in this instant completely annihilating all of the quarks, Chara can be determined but determination can't allow you to survive when you don't even exist, all that used to be the being called "Chara" is now nothing, no matter what's your level of regeneration, no matter how much you believe you can't die, no matter how many times you resurrected when you body was badly injured, if your body doesn't exist you are dead.
... ... 50/50 Expended!
...... 44/50
... 24/50 +1 from Pricey
Charge bank: +5 (tazz) +6 (Toast, Talist, Pricey)
Module && Mithril && Orichalcum && Adamantium = Metallica Module (Level 10: 11/11)
Complete!
Module of atomic manipulation &&
Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation
(neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 11/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 9/11)
Preview : Zweihander && Chaos Flame Ember && Soul of a Great Hero [1] = ? 1/?
[1] This is a soul in the Dark Souls term of soul, so
it is more appropriate to say that is the conglomerate of souls that
used to belong to a great hero, it represents his power/experience, but
this doesn't mean that the resulting sword will be sentient.
Preview: Module && the result of the previous alchemy = ?? 1/?
+1 Talist, + 1 Pricey and +1 Toast.
35/50
21/50
+3 nulitor
Continued from last post...
Well, it looks like whatever I was waiting for hasn't happened yet. It'll happen soon, but I don't want to wait around for it. I hold up a finger in Richard's direction, the universal sign for "1 moment". and then head off to a nearby mountain, which I spend some time stripping down for ores and stone. I struggle with a dungeon I find within, but do of course come out victorious. Finally, I slowly and leisurely walk back to where I was before, and begin building some sort of statue, not really making any effort to hurry. Richard keeps an eye on it warily...
*continued in my next post*
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[POST: 1/2]
[CHARGE:-]
[THIS POSTS MAIN TARGET: chara]
[ACTIONS: i start by handing a time bomb and the book 'bomb defusing for dummies' to chara. he/she opens the book to learn bomb defusing, but then the BOOK explodes in his/her face instead of the bomb! i repeat the attack over and over again, with the book exploding every time. chara eventually catches on and places defences from the book explosions. and then i repeat the attack over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over until suddenly i repeat the attack and THE BOMB explodes instead of the book this time, catching chara completely off-guard and damaging him/her more!]
[OTHER: after reading the last update, unless i didnt read hard enough, i think you missed my big return post tazz...]
He blasts through Chara's Suit of Knives with a combination of 360-noscopes from the Face Exploder^3 and mini-B1NARY BLAZEs from Ircucvci. The combined awesome from both of these weapons buff each other to crazy strength, making the Suit of Knives deteriorate quickly due to the acidic Mountain Dew and sheer melty awesome from said combo buff.
The earlier salt is now factored into the attack, as it materializes into a hard-light version of Pearl's Spear, which impales Chara's Suit of Knives. If the Suit is down, damage spills over to either the Knife Clusters, or Chara himself.
--Boosts--
+3 to Redstone
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
--Charges--
The Lost [AZ]: 12/50
PROMOTIONS! [LEVELING SYSTEM/VULRENABILITY]: 2/50
Assault Team [AZ]: 2/33
--Alchemies--
Diamond Sword && (Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence) = Diversity (5/11!) (Level 10!)
The true unification of light and dark.
Bone Pickaxe && Chlorophyte Pickaxe && Molten Pickaxe && Nightmare Pickaxe && Pickaxe Axe && Broken Hero Sword = Terra Shatterer (3/12) (Level 11)
Botania FTW!
Spell Tome || Zork 1 && Zork 2 && Zork 3 = Grimoire for Summoning Those Who You Are Likely To Get Eaten By (1/?) (Level ?)
It is pitch dark.
The Mysteryman: ================================================== 25/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Interface: ================================================== 24/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Campfire: =================================================== 13/50 (+1 from Cobalt and The Diner)
(+50 from Tazz in reserve)
I +3 Cobalt.
I repeat all the earlier entity actions that didn't go through because of the tape. (The Nuclear Throne uses Resignation, Ampersand prepares for Sandfall Mode and uses Struggle four times on Chara, and Ultra Greed uses Bling Volcano twice.) And while we're on the subject of the tape, that was probably the best thing I've ever read in this game. Nice work, Tazz. Nice work.
The Scribe walks up to the Information Robot and decides to spew meaningless information at him in the hopes of overloading his information processors or something.The Scribe makes the Robot sit down and has a nice long conversation with him about geopolitics as spoken by a five-year-old boy. The Information Robot is not overloaded by the excess information, but is upset about the blatant lies that the boy is saying. He snaps the boy's neck in frustration and is promptly sent to jail for life imprisonment because he touched and/or killed the child.
While in jail, the Information Robot is not treated kindly because he literally murdered a small child, and many of the criminals who have done lesser crimes find the Robot to be a despicable being. However, because the Robot is much better than humans in every conceivable way because he's, you know, a robot, the Information Robot is able to kill everyone in jail and bust out in a few minutes. That's when an alien ship flies overhead and abducts him. The Information Robot is sent to alien jail. These alien prisoners have done much greater crimes than killing a kid, so the Information Robot is viewed as weak and meaningless.
Angered by this, the Robot decides to prove his worth by breaking out of this prison. He uses his vast amount of Information to form a full-scale riot, which leads into escape. However, none of the aliens can breathe in space once the prison is destroyed, and they all die. The Robot is fine though, because he doesn't need to breathe. However, the Robot is now abducted by an entire universe and is sent to the Jail Universe for destroying a full-fledged alien prison. Some aliens actually did escape in ships and are now terrorizing other planets much like before, and it's all the Information Robot's fault.
The punishment is, of course, death. But the death is not quick and painless. It is long and excruciating, and it involves every kind of torture imaginable. Because this is an entire universe centered around imprisonment and punishment and it has had a very long time to perfect these skills, the Jail Universe is easily able to pinpoint exactly what hurts the most. After years of prolonged pain, the Information Robot is jettisoned back to the Zeroth Server, barely functioning.
Reverse Von Karma 1/50
DTG Atsume 1/50
Homestuck >Fine 3/4
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 3/14(checked earlier)
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 3/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3
Golem: ...Well? Continue, please?
Golem: Actually hold on a sec, need to do something.
The Golem pulls out a Sharpness VI Fire Aspect III Trial Tester sword, Protection VIII Runic Armor, and an opple, as well as a spellbook.
Golem: ...I'm technically not supposed to be doing crossover attacks, but the infinite war's over, so...
The Golem uppercuts the Suit of Knives, then blasts it with Lightning.
Golem: Chara, why are *you* doing this, anyways?
Golem: I get that you're "the demon that comes when you call its name"...
Golem: But it's unfair to confine your personality to the end of a path with entirely too many exits.
Golem: You can't be unrelentingly evil...
Golem: You poisoned yourself to free the monsters.
Golem: You tried to protect Asriel from the humans.
Golem: And I'm fairly certain you helped Frisk through their journey... even if Uzi's influence muddies those waters.
Golem: I don't want to believe that you're beyond saving.
Golem: If everyone can believe that Asriel can be saved...
Golem: Why can't they believe in you, too?
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (2/3 mind)
Tokens: (4, 6, 1)
Total Tokens (8, 10, 5)
Commands:
Leictreon: PZ', GS, GS, NU, __
If Leictron is still outa this world radical (AKA: is untargetable), just prime the NU matter. Otherwise, shoot Chara with the primed PZ matter. I'm not sure what happened with it due to the tape.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
@Tazz: Yes. I have plans for my other charges. Plus, the only completed charge I have is the Earth one, but it's more important to keep it as is. And when I posted that action, I don't believe Toast had actually used the charge, so I figured I'd attack the wall anyway.
Now that the wall is gone, let's do something else.
Seeing the wall broken, Mikoto steps towards the hole.
Oh, thank you.
But then HaveARottenDay interrupts him.
Huh? Oh, no. Of course not. I'm not planning on actually going in. Or out, as it were. The charge to fix Earth is almost done, but that's useless without a way to tell people apout it. I'm just going to stand guarj until the charge is done.
However, seeing Braxis and the other endermen introduce themselves, he becomes nervous and takes a few steps back again.
Attempted theft? Mikoto, what did you do?
Immediately, Mikoto sounds defensive.
It wasn't like that. We thought the place was abanjoned and Gail wanted to explore it. We literally founj a tunnel into the ground, no warnings or signs of habitation.
Then hearing Braxis deny responsibility, he becomes quiet, but still speaks with (in his opinion) justified anger.
"Is probably punishment enough"? Don't say that like it's justified. She can parely speak anymore. How can that b-
Wait...
Mikoto suddenly stops as he hears Gail, who seemed to need to carefully navigate the phonetics of English.
Stop... it... ... an accident... um... ... is an accident...
Mikoto sighs, not wanting to disappoint Gail.
Okay...
Then he looks up at Braxis again, the sound of vindication gone from his voice.
I'm sorry. We haj no idea that the place was your city. And I don't know anything about this teleportation, unless differing standarjs are making things difficult. But me and Gail hafe only been there once and Inari has nefer been there.
And with their disappearance, Mikoto and Inari go to guard the hole in the wall until the charge to fix Earth is done.
So if anyone tries to injure any civilians, which might happen, they get counter attacked by this action. The Veteran (who actually exists) joins Hezetor in looking around Moog City for lifeforms. And while there, he picks up a bit of paper from the ground, which is the half finished map of the area Gail was making before she dropped it.
Oh, and Tazz? I assume we can't just waltz into the End, right?
Alchemy and charges:
(Paper && Ink Dye) || (Wither Skeleton Skull && Podzol) = Glyph of Decay 6/8
(Paper && Light Grey Ink) || (Quartz && Glass && Gold) = Glyph of Purity 3/10 (Cure debuffs, hopefully)Actually, put that on hold or something. I don't think it will be very useful for the cost. Instead, let's do something more interesting...
(The Origuni (from Enter the Gungeon) || grey ink) || ((Paper with Proof for the Intermediate Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for the Mean Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for L'Hôpital's Rule) && (Barometer && Stopwatch && Anemometer (measures wind speed && Hand Fan)) = Limit Found 1/??
A pistol made out of paper origami with tons of mathematical symbols and drawings on it. It's extremely light, and not particularly powerful, but it measures the change in the wind with respect to time, allowing its bullets to find their marks with pinpoint accuracy. Then even after that, it establishes a position equation for the bullet with f(0) being at the pistol's barrel and f(t) being at the target. So with this and some very hazy interpretations of the theorems used to make the weapon, the gun defines the bullet's path, velocity, and acceleration, allowing said bullet to go around obstacles, guided by wind. I'll probably upgrade this later with more mathematical theorems.
PowerMace && Stormforged Axe && Charged Hammer && Dr.Balanced's Boombot = The BoomHammer 6/13
Got +2. +2 to Pricey, +1 to Hezetor.
Project Earth: 50/50 I'm contributing this to fixing Earth. Heart.
Project Sun: 28/50 Initiate the thingy! Might.
Project Moon: 26/50 More mind melting than Cthulhu. Hopefully anyway. Mind.
Hopefully we can get this entity to sync up with a different project...
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Alchemies[/b]
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (11/13)
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (8/13)
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (4/13)
Charges[/b]
Project M12-The Typographer (37/50)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (5/50)
Project M15-L M 4 (9/30) (+3 from Twin)
+3 to TwinBuilder
[b]Action[/b]
I grab Overkill! and fire bombs at Neko. Let's mess some stuff up.
sans looks at you intently.
I haven't actually agreed to the changes you have proposed, you know, and they're significant enough to warrant a big review on how we play the game.
The OP Scale winds up and immediately deems the Iron boots and their overly-flexible +5 bonus to be actually OP, and warps them out of existence! You're not vulnerable either, so the Bob Ross Portrait does nothing and isn't even in the EoTB! This isn't TvTropes 2 with its weird wounding system, you're only vulnerable if you actually summon yourself to the field. You keep the Portrait, however...You're not sure if it'll block more than one or two attacks before just vanishing into the ether as well, though.
Remember when I said that most attempts at mechanical creativity were OP? free invulnerability and +5 charge boost is SERIOUSLY OP. Mechanical and 'artistic' creativity go hand-in-hand to a degree, and the only thing that comes free is your ability to harm stuff...And only slightly.
UserZero stops you from approaching Yggdrasil the instant you get too close, and proceeds to smash you directly into the ground, ignoring Bob Ross. of course, Bobby doesn't need to take any action. You find yoruself unreasonably invulnerable to the impact. You don't even feel it.
You create a Guide!...To what, I don't know.
As for Nocturna, you probably would have ruined Nyarly's day, if not for...
RNGesus, huzzah.
You're new to this, so my (somewhat ridiculous) attempts to remind people to null useless posts will go unnoticed (doubly since I have a real reason to quote them, as sans gains attack power off of 'em), but for the future, any post you actually want me to ignore M U S T have a /null in it somewhere or something similar. Otherwise, I will count it despite it being useless and null your now-3rd action because you can only have two.
Welcome, Tabbune!
Richard whips out some ridiculously superpotent Roundup and splashes it all over the vine, killing it before it even comes close to his feet.
Huzzah.
Wowza! 80,000 damage to the Suit of Knives! Chara is flung backwards.
The head speaks again.
We do not always approve of resets-in fact, we rarely do. Nevertheless, the Narrative does it. Any world where so much as ONE person saw you, or any cohort, they were reset. Most of them happened recently, in fact-it appears the Narrative wanted to do so while you yourself would not be looking at them. The lucky few to not currently be in a universe at the time were spared, and it appears a few Universes yet still carry the mark of your visitation and people who know your name.The Narrative's overzealous in correcting perceived crossover events, and many a times the Narrative itself will set into course events that will prompt it to reset it later...Or the Conflict sends something less quiet after your tail to ensure that the Narrative does so later, on the rare occasion you hadn't, though we did not count those either. those are the guilt of the agents. Those two...If there is anything we would desire to imprison here, it would be them. Only their supporters insist upon one being good or the other evil; but we know better than that.
We know your grief, and we know that it all seems so useless now, that every action you ever took was forbidden...But the Narrative insists upon that you eventually return to this war. We find the existence of this war abhorrent and your willing participation a crime, but we cannot stop it in the end, and in any case the godmodders-all of them-must also join you eventually. Perhaps we're mad, you may think, but we would merely do what we can to ensure the survival of existence, an existence almost perpetually attempting to kill itself from the looks of things.
Now, go.
He gestures to the gate.
Holgraphic Projector && Loudspeaker: Message Sender (Level 2: 1/3)
For the record, your descendancy powers plus the walls being down will make it trivially easy to broadcast the message.
Also, that's pretty interesting, and probably infinitely more balanced right now. Duly noted.
Because the effects of Or Be Killed aren't active YET...2 damage to UserZero! She's knocked backwards 50 blocks! -50 Distance to Yggdrasil!
8,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
Answer is yes, basically. That's a basic ratio, by the way.
50 post charges are, at their utmost basic, possessing 200,000 HP and 25,000 attack.
Ninjatwist will be cheated out of his next action for certain!
Yeah, I don't auto-null between Splitdops. I haven't enacted any changes that were talked about on the forge JUST yet.
That's not easily summarized. Fortunately, the itinerary is there for you. Just read it and be enlightened on the most generic course of actions you could possibly take to get stuff done.
...You can also get the lowdown from this guy as well. Thanks.
Font Family, select Symbol. I think that's how she did it.
I feel like this was taken out of context somehow, but 100 post charge to do what?
I had actually recalled the North Pole was from Terraria, but the WMG Daybreak was considerably more famous than that spear...And I didn't remember that anyways. Alright, re-level.
And I do not constitute THAT Daybreak as that good, or at least good enough to constitute it getting 'of DEATH' being thrown on at the end like that. I prefer Solar Flare to it (and on that note almost every other weapon bar the Dragon Staff)
The Gottestöters (or Godslayers) are the newest faction: They want both offending godmodders dead (and probably all the rest, though UserZero and Godmodder477 are the two big offenders here), and oppose both the AZs and ESPECIALLY the PZs. They are also trying to reach Yggdrasil as well.
Daybreak (Terraria) && North Pole(Terraria) && Well-used magic barometer = Frigid Sol (Lv. 12, 3/13)
To differentiate it from the OTHER Daybreak combo, slightly.
Cloack of love && Green blood = Emerald Cloack of Blood (Level 4: 1/5)
infinity of love && infinity of perfection && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives Not a dog (Level -1: 1/-1)
OK, infinity of love && the soul didn't work, what made you think throwing in infinity of perfection would do? It's uncraftable! Too powerful.
Your Divination spell retrieves for you an unknown tome...A Bosspedia! This magical tome has information on all the bosses you have thus far fought, as well as an additional one (presumably the next Gatekeeper)! Sadly, it appears that Bosses that have not graced this world or bosses behind barriers can be accessed, their names somehow getting that weird shifting text thing instead.
Who do you access?
-The Congolmerate
-Charles Barkley, the Big Man
-The Chief
-Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate
-Omega Flowey
-Chara, the Angel of Genocide
-Flumpty Bumpty's Mecha of Horrors
-And the rest, which are all glitchnames and cannot be accessed.
...This! Nyatherloep blocks Nocturna easily!
13,000 damage to Chara's Suit of Knives!
Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr loses a PhD! And also, he reminds you that his name only has 3 periods, not 4! That ANGERS him.
As Star's and Crusher's evidence is roughly of the same things, just as different times, I'm lumping them together. You lock a charge in to help with the Decorruption! You'll need...I'd say only one other person.
The instant things seem JUST too intense for sans to dodge, Mars suddenly finds himself cutting through a whope cushion instead. However, for some reason, you are alert that sans' dodge chance is under 100%! He can now be damaged...In theory!
Huzzah.
Ho hum.
Eldritch Abominations are referenced a lot, Nyarly above is definitely from there, and Cthulhu has been summoned thrice now, but no-one has REALLY tapped into the Mythos apart from Erelye, who is no longer here and probably won't be again.
TAKE IT TO THE FORGE!!! I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THAT.
Chara doens't really opt to hear your advice...
UserZero manages to shoo everyone off from hugging her gently to go back into the woods! She disregards the orb, as there is only one UserZero across all timelines!
You are REALLLLLLY tempting me to do something ugly right now.
Schrodinger's Ultron summoned! Of course, since i'm observing him and the thread does not exist but you intended it to exist, plus I concretely ruled it a crossover, it IS concretely summoned! Neither godmodder brianwashes it, hoewver. EVERYTHING about this guy is a 50/50; you cannot predict if his actions will succeed!
...Except in this case. It can't do that! sans is TOO fast for it to follow up with!
Prototype 2 summoned! It'll do as you say. So will the Weapons Core!
Chairian Legion...Summoned, I guess? I'm not even sure.
Would have (probably not) worked, if not for...
...This!
The torturers manage to get their hands on sans pretty quickly, only to suddenly realize it's a whope cushion! the real sans materializes safely outside the dungeon, mocking both you and Battlefury with his overly-sweaty glance.
sans just decides to pay up 1% dodge. It's so valuable it's enough to pay off the lawsuit.
-SPLIT UPDATE IN PROGRESS-
Splitting post for Tazz.
/null.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
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Essence of Sp00p && CD of Halloween Howls 1996 && Speaker that plays Spooky Scary Skeletons && Curved Sword Mold = Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 7: 1/8)
crystalcat said this was not going to work, he said it directly to you, and you didn't listen. Ergo, you fail, again! Try making another system from scratch. Or something.
6,000 damage and 6% Integrity damage to the Knife Clusters! Knife Clusters glitched! they'll take 2% integrity damage for 3 turns. Integrity Roll for them is 10, which is 4 away from them glitching.
Integrity damage doesn't just have to be through Glitches, but that's an easy way. Also, 0% Integrity = Death, so that's hardly useless.
...I channel the power of the soul of the nopelord through nulitor's inventory and nope that throne being reality, revealing Nocturna's madness to be an illusion. After all, you cannot defeat Hezetor in a throne-off. He is simply the best there is. Also, that's absurdly OP and far too OP for everyone's sake, including her own. Don't you know that if a Godmodder has to fight something above his/her power level, that power level will skyrocket to make the previous foe suddenly curb-stompable? And that's permanent? We don't want Uzi gaining that power times like a billion or something!
The OP Scale, clearly working overtime this turn, practically nerfs Nocturna into the ground!
Seriously dog. We have far too many OP things waltzing around, including a Universe eating monstrosity as a Player character. You can't make this stuff up, we actually have a problem with overbearing OP stuff from player RP, and this is ignoring the fact that everyone's a reality warper by default due to how Anti-Godmodding works and it only gets worse from there. To say nothing of the godmodders themselves. ON top of all of that, the Red Dragon is one of the highest (if not literally thus far THE highest) strength beings in existence, and if you could casually free it so easily, well, let's just say...
Richard's a book? Richard eyes you oddly at this particularly funny typo.
In any case, you wait. SUSPENNNNNSE.
just as the bullets could almost be dodged...Whomph! a shield whirs to life! Sans was narrowly going to get killed by that, but Crusher's shield saved his hindquarters at the last possible second! Deflecting your godmodding energies, sans reappears on the battlefield. sans, despite not having obvious lungs, breathes down your backside hard enough to make you jump in surprise at his sudden reapperance, as the shield dies down. his eyes lose all light and shape, dead holes into a blank space that you can't quite tell is full or not.
sans: want to have the worst day of your life?
Uh, chara's toy knife obtained. It is Level 1. You deal 3,000 damage to a Knife Cluster, killing it, as advertised.
12,000 damage to the Suit of Knives before Chara breaks free due to the Green Sun obliterating the box outright!
5,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
Neko summoned! It'll do as you say...She joins the Anti-Zero's!
...OK.
The Squirrel Sniper will do as you say!
Welcome, UltimatePersona!
Good thing Uzi and Richard both were wearing helmets.
It takes so long to go down that you have to wait until the EoTB to see the results!
Your 50 post charge effortlessly one-shots the Suit of Knives and Cha-
...Or not. it appears that, while Chara's Suit of Knives have vanished, Chara himself has somehow inexplicably revived to full HP. Chara's property-that he is of course too determined to actually DIE-is back in full glory. And while nothing has changed since you last properly saw him, his knife's dark red aura now spreads to the rest of his body, and then outwards towards the field...
It appears Chara has entered his second phase! Now, in addition to doubling his current attacks and Knife Cluster spawnrate, he will also generate an aura that deals an impossible-to-midgitate 1,000 damage aura, which will deal exactly that much damage!...Only once, though. Simple enough, methinks. In additon, it should be obvious that just trying to destroy Chara normally is impossible; there must be an alternative method to destroying him...
THE SUSPSENSE.
Nothing on there really affected anything.
15,000 damage to the Information Robot! His ordeal has left him weakened-he can only deal half damage this turn!
Chara's eyes twitch, but do not open. There is no response otherwise.
*UserZero: where was i? oh, yes. chara betraying me.
*UserZero: it was quite silly. betraying ME? i effortlessly stopped his blow.
*UserZero: her face then was so amusing. wish you could see it, shame i didn't record that...
*UserZero: in any caes, i had my purposes with that world, a reason i wanted it alive. the instant i realized chara would kill everything on it for me, though, i knew i had to exploit this.
*UserZero: after some, let's say readjustment, i shattered every physical barrier preventing chara from going somewhere, as long as a living being was there; a 'curse' of freedom.
*UserZero: chara proceeded to kill everything alive on the planet in a matter of hours. everything.
*UserZero: meanwhile, i mined out everything of value to me from the planet itself, and scrapped what was left of civilization.
*UserZero: and kept the corpses, of course!
*UserZero: after that, though, it was time for chara's punishment.
*UserZero: in accordance with it...i revived sans, flowey and asgore.
sans twitches. He didn't know about this. He had believed there were survivors.
*UserZero: it was simple, really. chara would fight sans, forever.
*UserZero: if he won, i'd respawn sans without any memory.
*UserZero: if he lost, his boundless determination would revive him.
*UserZero: there was no point to any of it.
*UserZero: flowey recalled the time resets, at least, but not his own death, and asgore and sans were totally clueless.
*UserZero: nothing chanegd. the fights went on.
*UserZero: and on, and on, and on and on and on...
*UserZero: eventually, the joke wore thin on chara, his smile died...
*UserZero: ...and that's when things got interesting.
She stops for now, leaving the story hanging. She'll get to the end next turn, most likely.
(The Origuni (from Enter the Gungeon) || grey ink) || ((Paper with Proof for the Intermediate Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for the Mean Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for L'Hôpital's Rule) && (Barometer && Stopwatch && Anemometer (measures wind speed && Hand Fan)) = Limit Found (Level 15: 1/16)
Calculus is a very scary power, Talist. Use it very wisely.
You jump in after Hezetor! You defend the citizenry despite the fact that no-one is attacking them and they would almost certainly get destroyed by Rotten should the dare!
6,000 damage to Neko!
51 posts plus 63 from last turn is a whooping 114! sans eye's glint, and multiple entities around the field start bulging, a massive horde of Gasterblasters ready to rush out! This is gonna get-
Godmodder477: Heh.
-what happened.
Sans has stopped. He is in a state of surprise. A rock has impacted his skull, a rock coated in the finest godmodding energy.
sans takes 1 damage.
Sans falls on his rump, somehow still able to control his body at this point, as an intense amount of ketchup leaks from his side. And it is ketchup; monsters don't bleed.
Richard is looking at sans, his kill. He reacted fast to do it, but boy was it ever worth it...sans stares at his killer, standing tall and proud, as he relinquishes sans of his gamma plus glove, and with a flick of his fingers, resizes it to fit his own, pocketing the old gamma glove.
The world briefly goes monochrome for some reason as Richard kneels down over his prize for one last chat.
sans: ...this is how it ends, huh.
sans: i knew it, i wasn't going to survive. it was only a matter of time.
sans: but the last thing i wanted to do was to make this all worse.
Godmodder477: What? did you want HER to get stronger?
sans: ...good point, heheh.
sans: ...you won't change, will you.
Godmodder477: Do I have a choice?
Godmodder477: You knew you would go down.
Godmodder477: I'm the best hope there is to stop UserZero once and for all.
Godmodder477: You knew that, too.
sans: the best hope for taking her down, yes...but are you the best way?
Godmodder477: Oh, stop that!
Godmodder477: You people keep judging me, like I'm magically going to turn into a planet busting villain because UserZero said I would!
Godmodder477: I'm not that much of a jerk!
Godmodder477: The worst I'd do is just take her corporation and make money like mad.
Godmodder477: At my best, I'm killing stuff like the Dark Carnival and all those other multiversal baddies!
Godmodder477: What's your problem, sans?
Godmodder477: Were you just afraid to die? Unwilling to sacrifice for the greater good?
sans: it is kind of rude to kill someone, you know...and you are definitely not the greater good here...
sans: ...is that you, pap?
sans' body is visibly deteriorating. Turning to dust.
Godmodder477: Look, I won't say I'm the most moral person out there...
Godmodder477: I mean, that tape did just say I did attempt identity theft.
Godmodder477: But can't you trust me to do something benefiting others?
Godmodder477: After all, I did take that Scribe guy's journal to make sure that Flowey didn't do anything dumb with it.
Godmodder477: Not like that ended up really mattering...
...The Scribe panics and checks his body. Sure enough, instead of where his journal would usually be, he finds an IOU from Richard. Sensing your distress, he suddenly pops it into your inventory at that space.
sans: honestly i just think you're another psycho...pap hold up a sec.
sans: you're just trying to justify a climb to power...
sans: ...that doesn't matter...
sans: ...please...just...stop her...
sans: stop her from doing anything like that again...stop that...thing...
sans: ...pap, i'm going...we'll go to grillsbys...
sans: ...papyrus...
sans: ...love you too bro...
sans: ...
sans: ...
sans: ...
sans was slain by thrown rock.
sans completely deteriorates into dust. his clothes are all that's left, and they're nothing special, and too small for most of you.
There is no immediately visible change in Richard, except for his godmodding aura becoming somewhat more intense. The world reverts to full color, and...
The ascension is complete. Richard is now Gamma Plus.
Godmodder477: Alright, new rank...Ah...Breath of fresh air. More power. More chance. Less of a gap.
Godmodder477: Come on everyone! Press advantage!
Richard's new-found power allows him to suddenly pull off a surge of speed like never before! He rams into UserZero, and while she quickly pushes him back, he managed to push her off by 50 blocks! UserZero scowls while Richard grins.
Omega Flowey's swan song FINALLY activates: Or Be Killed. Massive Vines infused with Determination slam into UserZero, restricting her movement! She roars, but she cannot free herself-she's vulnerable! However, only the BEST attack sent at her can damage her, while everything else will be absorbed by the vines! Whoever succeeds shall claim Omega Flowey's Spoil of War, the Golden Aster. This doesn't mean she can't attack this turn, mind...Also, if no attack is worthy of it, she will be freed and decide who the Golden Aster will go to (and it will be a Pro Zero).
The Nightmare, testing if that 'refusal' thing was a one-off, attacks Chara again, and gets no different results. Radiation kicks in, spawning a Nightmare Crystal! The Innocent One witnesses the carnage, the guilt, and feels horrible shame at being involved in this despite not planning on harming a soul.
Dark Dreamy Bowser's attacks are ready! Of course, due to how it works, all three must be done during Ultra Greed's turn. This is the end for Ultra Greed, almost certainly! It's tempting to remove him from the field now, but it's clear that I must wait until the proper time. TheMinMaxnificent18STR begs a GS, ANY GS, to give him his final vote to ues his special so it doesn't go to waste! At the same time, he quickly digs up a fortification to protect himself from the onslaught, creating an impressive barrier! It won't last past this turn but it'll protect him for the entirety of it...The Avenger, now able to, orders both its Elite Squad Drop and Alien Clone Drop, and Scientific Progression works out for the Specialists to now gain a new technique: Restoration, which is a stronger full-party AoE version of their passive heal that also cures status conditions of all kinds (but only to the Avenger's Troops)! It requires 3-turn cooldown. The Elite squad is at cap-it must drop to 2 before any more Elites can come in! But the elites that are sent in-2 Psions, 2 Rangers, 1 Grenadier and 1 Sharpshooter-are definitely a solid team combined with the 2 Specialists. The Alien clones spawn in two Andromedons! They live by the adage of 'you only die twice,' so be wary. Finally, due to the Diner, the engineers of the Avenger are on-the-job enough to immediately repair the engines when shot down! Their specialists take aim at the Knife Clusters and both land, dealing a total of 2,000 damage! They heal each other to full. The Stardust Monolith re-summons its Sentinel! It resumes guarding the Monolith!
Ultra Greed, seeing no outs to to the inevitable, uses Bling Volcano! Dark Bowser takes 16,875 damage due to his .75x damage reduction, while his arms both take the full 15,000 splash, knocking out his left arm! He launches his meaty fist forward to claim the kill and end Iron Chef, once and for all!
The Greed Gapers and Keepers, which have been things, have something to say about that, however, and launch a series of projectiles directly into the fist! It's enough force and surprise that Dark Bowser's stopped cold! He takes 750 damage extra, and-
...What.
Ultra Greed, surprsied, repeats Bling Volcano, repeating his damages! However, 16,785 times 2 is 33750, which is JUUUST enough to kill Dark Bowser!
Dark Bowser goes into an overly long death animation with starts pouring out of him like a water fountain! Ultra Greed is victorious and has won Iron Chef! In the absense of the three Cooking Gods, who were slain earlier, Cranky Kong descends from the heavens above! Declaring Ultra Greed's victory the definition of a clutch win, he declares that Ultra greed has gotten gud and is worthy of his incredible Blessing of Gudness-which nullifies all Splash damage and gives him 10% evasion against all other attacks, on top of the standard rewards of Iron Chef! In addition to this, Ultra Greed gains a pair of Sunglasses, ascending to the role of Saint of Clutch (he assures him his previous arrangement with Stan is unaffected), and gains so much money his bank is immediately full twice over! Forced to spend immediately, he opts to buy his Kamikaze, giving him a full bank! Light surrounds the arena, and it explodes violently, and when the smoke clears, Ultra Greed has rejoined the fray, sitting atop a throne second ONLY to Hezetor's glorious throne (and Regnum Dei), made of solid Divinium and Gudness and given every accommodation known to man!
Recap of rewards: 3 turns of crits, 3 turns of 5 armor (this translates to 20,000 off every attack), a 100% full restore (including integrity and his missing passive!), a full bank, his Kamikaze, immunity to Splash, and a 10% dodge rate! Wow!
...Having not spent an action, his Keepers fire upon Chara, having not seen the whole thing beforehand. Alas, he refused.
EXOS +1s all GS players, a bit late due to some data calcluations!
I suddenly remember there were summons! Le derp. Schrodinger's Ultron is nerfed by the OP Scale for being a bit OP for a one-post summon but is still very strong! It can't follow through with Crusher's orders, but opts to do something loosely similar and deal 9,000 damage to Chara's Knife Clusters (lessened by Fortification), destroying 1 cleanly! The other two are properly added.
Leictreon's trip back has finally ended, gaining another NU matter and priming the one he had previously. The Nuclear Throne activates Resignation, dealing 10,000 damage to all Pro-Zero entities and inflicting Radiation for 3 turns. (4 was a mistake on Twin's part). Joshua translates that to 3 damage, Walker only takes 2 due to armor, and Consumer outright no-sells it! They're all still radiated, though, even Chara despite Radiation being completely useless against him! Ampersand's delayed entry into Sandfall MOde ends, and he combos Chara's Knife Clusters 4 times with Struggle, dealing 5,000, than 8,000, than 11,000, than 14,000 damage! This destroys 4 of Chara's Knife Clusters, bringing him down to 5 total! Captain Falcon uses Show Me 'Ya Moves on Joshua, who's so inflamed/excited by the invitation that he immediately expends his Mystery Charge to do JUST THAT! The Crowd cheers him on and throws him healing items (curing his Radiation), but this also wastes his charge. Joshua switches to Creation element! Leona deals 4,000 damage to the Plating of the Information Robot! Mr. Stun guy rolls his stun dice at Information Robot and Joshua, rolling a 4, then a 51! Sadly, this isn't good enough for a stun, but does deal 7,500 damage to both of them as well! This translates to 2 damage for Joshua! The NSM Radar Overseer idles, having been given NO ORDERS! If you want the NSM Radar Overseer to do ANYTHING, You have to give it an order, at least one!
The Squirrel Sniper tries to take pre-emptive advantage of UserZero's situation, but UserZero catches all the acorns in her teeth, then grows a Minigun Mouth to shoot them back at the Squirrel, preventing the Squirrel from approaching! The shoddy AI in the Salvation whirrs up: The Mobility Core decides to do nothing, since it isn't a Wednesday and the Rocket Flight is charged up! The orders from Ire compute into the Weapons Core, allowing it to Gravity Cannon Joshua! This deals 15,000 damage, or 4 by his standards, but doesn't stun! The Defensive Core...To Ire's relief, cannot use Repair Sequence with fully healed cores (that's impossible!), so it instead uses Nanobot Swarm on Ampersand, restoring 10,000 HP! Prototype 2 summons his Construct! Neko's spinning fails to change the weather but does deal 6(-1 from Armor) damage to the sole Grenadier! Hezetor copies Strangle from Zarod!
Joshua gets mad at Captain Falcon for the technical trickery and smashes him in the jaw, dealing 22,500 damage! (I now remind Star it is in his better interest to explore Limbo while you have the time). He then takes 2 damage from Radiation. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr takes advantage of his Radiation to teach someone about radioactivity with hismelf as a demonstration, blowing their mind! The unfortunate student is the Sniper Squirrel, who takes 25,000 damage and gets Radiated herself (for 1 turn)! It appears this is a quirk of Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr : Any status condition he takes empowers him! Kind of! The Information Robot has recieved orders, but cannot perform them-he opts for a close alternative and deals a Weakened 3 damage to a Ranger!
Chara dies, and refuses to die, of Radiation Poisoning! He spawns 12 Knife Clusters before adding her count to 14 per turn! His pre-existing 5 Knife Clusters deal 10,000 damage to the Innocent One, the Stardust Monolith (ignoring the Sentinel!), Leona, the Radar Overseer, and nightmare crystals-this kills the Nightmare Crystals and Nightmare herself! Then, she puts his 4 attacks to use! She stabs the Sharpshooter right in the head! Then, he goes for Leictreon, but misses-but the resulting dodge takes away ALL Position Uncertainty! He proceeds to then dual-stab Neko (Owch) and Mr. Stun Guy! All but Leictreon suffer a specific condition, it's called, hang on, it's at the tip of my tongue...
There we go. Chara then deals 1,000 damage to EVERYTHING, translating to 1 damage for Player HP entities! Thsi ignores every defensive passive present; if you are on the field you take the damage! This slays all the Greed Gapers and is the straw that breaks the camel's back for poor, poor 18STR. His shield attmepts to regen, but the Radiation destroys it again! The Knife clusters that exist already take Radiation Damage and roll 85 for Integrity check holding out; the Burn only spreads to the new knife clusters (not the Radiation or Integrity, YET), dealing a final tick of damage before dying out! Then, Glitch procs, bringing all Integrities down by 2! (no integ checks immediately for Glitch).
Richard's stamina has been restored by his slaying of sans! He quickly +2s UltimatePersona, SuperCool, and Talist! He then slays a Grenadier and a Specialist from the Avenger's forces!
UserZero roars and unleashes Huntdown! Odd, purple runes appear near the Hostile end of the field...Odd.
UserZero: ok, quick lowdown! what's coming out of there is DC property meant for base camps!
UserZero: no clue what it is, mind, but i'm trying to fish out the carnival so kill it quickly! only needs to be here for a second!
And with that statement, a building is summoned from the Summoning Circle, smashing down into the field! Rather than something combat-based, however, it appears to be best described as a Carnival-themed Casino, complete with Clown Greeters! Confused, but smiling, they open the doors...Oh. Oh no.
Within its walls, you can plainly see thousands upon thousands of slot machines, tables for all sorts of gambling, and so much more, all in a space all too big for the building, and all being played by clowns. Clowns everywhere. And not just regular, normal, happy clowns, but cultist clowns. Capricorn is everywhere, painted in all sorts of fanciful colors. Fountains spout out Fayago in all its flavors. Horns adorn every slot machine, honking for every play and every win-with every machine going up into a machine dead-center of the whole place. Here to welcome you is the stuff of your worst nightmares: the Joker and Kefka, fused at the shoulder!
This is clearly a very serious situation.
Joker: Welcome, welcome, one and all, to the Paradox Casino de Royale! Windfalls of glorious fortune to all await!
Kefka: Yes, yes, please, come in, you crazy loonies, and roll the dice and play the games, and watch reality crack at the seams!
Joker: Ahahahahahaaaaa!!!...Wait, hold on!
The clowns opt a different stance, and the Joker/Kefka unison (Jokefkera) both narrow their eyes.
Kefka: Oh? Who invited you descendant rabble? You're certainly not our type!
Joker: And what's with-oh, NOW I get it! It's a trap! We've been fooled!
Kefka: Fooled?! By these fools!?
Joker: Bamboozled by these buffoons, indeed!!
Kefka: We've been Speckledorfed by these stagnent stupiditized sons of submariners!
Joker: That's not even a word and I agree with ya'! Boys, get ready for the sieeeege!
Kefka: You crazy jokers, tonight its doubles night! Carnage and Destruction in a lovely two in one! Aaahahah!
Rancorous times are roaring in the casino as the honking intensifies to unbearable levels and the machine within the center starts whirring. Meanwhile, the Casino undergoes a startling transformation, lifting off the ground and starting to spin and shapeshift. Bracing yourself for a mecha, you find disbelief in the fact that it doesn't actually STOP shifting and spinning, instead opting to whir and whir for as long as you care to stare, generating Paradox energies in a tornado at an unreasonable speed, and occasionally and suddenly switching its spin to the alternative direction. This is gonna be an ugly fight, you can tell.
Somehow, Neko changes the Weather to Disorienting Spinning from beyond the grave. Blame the Casino.
The Lowdown: There is exactly two things consistent about the Paradox Casino: It will generate at least one Paradox per turn and has two actions per turn, both guarenteed.
Beyond that, I have nothing. NOTHING. The Paradox Casino has considerable firepower but it's all completely random as to what it does! Literally every action it takes has no rhyme or reason, and can hand you a pony with equal frequency as it can grow a leg to kick your teeth out! It rolls for EVERY action: Damage, Dodge chance that turn, what it actually does during its actions, how many charge points it gets for its special, the effects OF said special, the amount of Paradoxes it actually generates-EVERYTHING!
For whatever reason, the clowns had massive foresight and have an emergency teleporter in case anything that could one-shot them gets too close, even if their HP is 1 or something.
Get to work, and kill this thing before something REALLY NASTY happens!...Though, do keep in mind, any low Paradox rolls it makes will harm it. The same rules on those still apply in full, by the way.
The Itinerary:
Terrain: Diner (+1s all entity charges per turn).
Weather: Disorienting Spinning (chance to stun all non-allied entities. much lower chance to stun allies.) I
[H-BOSS] Paradox Casino: 834,718/834,718 HP. Rolls for literally everything it does! Double-Action (at least)! Jackpot: IIIIIIII
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Joshua!
[N] The Innocent One: 69,000/80,000 HP. Banishment: III
[GS] The Avenger: 115,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN.
Redshirts: 1/1 HP x10.
Specialists: 9/10 HP x1. Gremlin can buff or heal. Restoration: III
Rangers: 9/10 HP x1; 7/10 HP x1. Burn on Sword use (hit grounded targets). Reaper: III
Psionics: 9/10 HP x2. Stasis: III Insanity: III
Andromedons: 7/8 HP x2. Free 'respawn.' Acid Lob: III
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 16,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III
[GS] Stardust Sentinel: 99,000/100,000 HP. Bodyguarding the Stardust Monolith!
[GS] Schrodinger's Ultron: 4/5 HP. 4 Armor. Has a 50% chance to actually follow orders, but is surprisingly powerful!
[GS] John: 12/15 HP. Current forme: Beast. 10% Minicrit Chance, 75% Minicrit Chain chance. Forms: Beast, Spellcaster.
[AZ] Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch: 149,000/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, gets 2 attacks and takes 1/4th damage.Dodges all Splash Damage. Mildly Evasive (10%). Bank: 150/150 Pennies. Purchases: Bling Cleansing, Bling Volcano, Kamikaze. Keepers: 6,500/7,500 HP x4. Kritzkreig: III Aires Armor 5: III
[AZ] Leictreon: 3/4 HP. 0% Position Uncertainty, 1000% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 3/5 (GS-GS-NU) Primed Matter: 2/5 (NU'-PZ').
[AZ] &mpersand: 28,500/194,000 HP. Can mimic entities. Mimicing: N/A. Struggle Count: 4. Good Memory: III Bad Memory: III Merge: IIIII Entering Sandfall form! Action: Struggle 4 times on Chara!
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 211,500/275,000 HP. Upon death, Star is pulled from the [DATA EXPUNGED]QUEST. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII Action: Show Me Ya' Moves on Joshua!
[AZ] Leona: 67,000/170,000 HP. Moon is out! Changes between Sun and Moon every turn. Shield of Daybreak: II Eclipse: IIII Solar Flare: IIIIIII
[AZ] NSM Radar Overseer X: Armor Plating: 109,000/120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 59,000/60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the NSM Radar Overseer X! Diarrhea Death Ray: III. EAS Tones Cannon: IIII. Micro-Orbital ROFL Laser: IIIIIIII.
[AZ] Squirrel Sniper: 14,000/40,000 HP. Accurate, 10% dodge ignorance. Radiation: I
[AZ] AI-Shell Salvation. SELF DESTRUCT: IIIIIII
Mobility Core: 99,000 / 100,000 HP. Rocket Flight: III
Weaponry Core: 99,000 / 100,000 HP. Sniper Rifle Railgun: III
Defense Core: 99,000 / 100,100 HP. Repair Sequence: III
[AZ] Prototype 2: 19,000/20,000 HP. Construct: 4,000/5,000 HP. Bodyguarding the Prototype!
[AZ] Hezetor: 19/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Zarod (Strangle: III (note: blue = no charge! red = charge!) ), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII (note: blue = no charge! green = charge!) ).
[AZ] Talist: 24/25 HP +1 Regen per turn.. Mood: N/A (2/3 Mind.).
[AZ] crystalcat: 19/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail
[AZ] Toast: 19/20 HP. Currently Red.
[AZ] The Golem: 19/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor.
[PZ] Joshua: 10/19 HP. Lives: 1. Element: Creation. Mystery Charge: IIIII
[PZ] Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr: 16/35 PhDs. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 HP. Peppershaker: II Forbidden Factoids: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Radiation: II
[PZ] RSM Information Robot X: Armor Plating: 93,500/120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000/60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the RSM Information Robot X! Weakened! Highway Storm: III. Highway Cascade: IIII. Information Ray: IIIIIIII. Radiation: II
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 16/20 HP. Has 1 Armor. Radiation: II
[PZ-a] ConsumerOfAll: 18/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor. Radiation: II
[PZ-BOSS][-GATEKEEPER-] Chara, the Angel of Genocide: 9,999/9,999 HP. Attacks: 4. Knife Cluster Spawns: 14 (+2 per turn). Death's Aura: 1,000 damage to all enemeis per turn! 'Refusing' all attempts at murder-find an alternative way to defeat him!
Shield of Murderous Intent: 0/150,000 HP (+10,000 HP per turn). Can be penetrated, but failure to do so incurs counterattack! Radiation: II
Suit of Knives: 0/444,000 HP.
Knife Clusters: 7,000/10,000 HP x5; 92% Integrity. Radiation: II 9,000/10,000 HP x12; 98% Integrity. Glitch: I
[AZ-G] Godmodder477: 24/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 108/150 HP. Or Be Killed: I
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3730
Link to the Forge Thread! Please go here for any questions you need to ask, or any other possible nullpost-worthy item, to cut down on nullposts.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
[|||||||] Decayed Heart: READY. Owner: crystalcat [AZ]
[|||||||||| |||||||||| ||||||||||] Alchemical Symbol: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[|||||||] Weath Ray: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
[||||] Cutlery of the Cooking Gods: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
Uh oh.
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
I keep doing a level system based on rudisplorking 8/50
Initiation 12/50(+3 from TT2000)
alchemies
Cloack of love && Green blood gives Emerald Cloack of Blood 3/5
WISE FROM YO GWAVES && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives NOPE BACK IN YO GWAVES 4/16
T1 && zone of control gives ??? 1/??
I help TT2000(alias my favorite GM) three times.
Then I consult the page about omega flowey because I am confused by the ability it used on death.
Just pretend this post never happened
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Mankind Redefined
((Didn't realize Omega Flowey related death required dedicated respawn, charges lowered to compensate.))
Finished Alchemy:
Memory Crystal: DTG2 && Hourglass = DTG2 Timeglass [Level 5] (6/6)
Refunded Charge:
[50 point charge token] (Held for now, just confirming I have it.)
Mythic notices the events he's missed out on while dealing with his post-flowey resurrection, and that they were probably important ones. "What did I just miss? I was sort of busy sorting out my death, revival, and the still-ongoing chance that my marks invert?" His tone makes it sound like he's genuinely shaken over that possibility.
"At least I got to witness that intervention from inside, even it was only with half of myself."
"Now that I've seen it up close, I can plan for next time."
"Don't worry, I'm not going to try what the plant did, just try not to get in my way when the time comes."
Action:
"I'm worried I may have been off balance for a while, and that's why I broke."
Mythic draws the Heavy Class Commandment in one hand, and the Heavy Monster Edict in the other, both in their base forms.
"That's probably the reason I've been obsessing over the Hero/Monster thing. I'm naturally one, but expected to be the other."
A shadowy coating of mana envelops the blades as he charges towards Joshua, preparing a cross-slash.
...Entity orders?:
I don't think I have any left?
...Roleplay Chunk?:
No one should be able to perceive me.
The rules are different here.
"Let's speak out loud, since we've established that stealth of yours isn't going to help you here."Why should I?
"Because you'd rather not test a Noble-Zoanthorpe's patience?"
Fine, have it your way.
Let me guess, you want to know why I'm here, don't you?
"If you're asking for me, then feel free to answer that."
I was sent to keep an eye on you.
"I expected that."
"Should have noticed you sooner, but I've been distracted. Not like I get to throw this kind of power around back home."
Inventory:
Alchemies in Progress:
None
Charges:
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 47/50 (+3 from Bomber, +5 from Tazz, +1 from Talist)
Siren Song ==== 17/20
New Charge ==== 1/20
Boosts:
+3 to Talist
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
Now that I've lost my shoes, I decide the best way to get them back is to clone myself! Time to crack down on the budget of.... $-27...I decide I don't need shoes and instead I need a turret! A turret with legs!
Walking Turret 2/10
Small House 3/5
(+2 from Richard, for some reason...Probably because I forgot to mention I was neutral, sorry about that.)
Still being salty about my shoes though, I send a paper airplane into the fight, towards the Sniper Squirrel by accident, the only thing the paper airplane contains are the words bombs, which are actually made of REALLY tiny bombs that explodes when being touched by a squirrel, for some reason. I can't design bombs very well.
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.
I suppose It's for the best sans died, after all if Richard dies now I'll never get to see what's in that tree. Sniper Squirrel go and work on the project I'll deal with Chara.
Sniper Squirrel nods and begins working, Supercool993 turns towards Chara
If you're "refusing" murder I'll try something else.
Supercool993 hugs Chara
MERCY
Supercool993 is sparing Chara
Meanwhile Sniper Squirrel is working very hard on the project
Charges
Infusion 6/50 (+2 from Richard)
Mankind Redefined
=Turn One=
(40 / 40) Curiosity Over A Side of Salt and Morals -> HERE WE GO.
(2 / 20) Boost Ring
+3 Insert
=Action=
So, uh, given that Chara isn't going to die normally...
CURIOSITY OVER A SIDE OF SALT AND MORALS -> MORE BOOST RINGS
I simply create two Boost Rings, which float off into deep space somewhere. They're oddly huge, though. What could they possibly be for?
Meanwhile, the Chairian Forces confront Hezetor. The leader of the bunch is currently holding a detonator switch; his team managed to set up bombs on all the thrones. All of them. Including yours, somehow. He converses with Hezetor.
??: Well, sooooorry. I was given the order to give the order to destroy your horrendous "chair".
??: The Chair God absolutely hates it when people make low-quality chairs and flaunt them as the best.
??: Why, he has multiple teams, just like mine, to deal with people like you.
??: At least it wasn't as bad as this chair.
The figure points to a really-badly crafted throne. Looks like amidst the chaos that was the Throne Contest, the Sleuth actually went out of his way to make a throne. Too bad it's garbage.
??: I might actually keep that chair around on account of how bad it is, heh.
??: It'd be like blowing up a child or something.
??: If you want to go against my lord's orders, I'd suggest talking with him.
Hezetor is handed an earpiece. Somebody is on the other end. Probably the Chair God or something.
This action is FOCUSED.
I then turn my efforts towards UserZero. I grab Omega Flowey's monitor, and slam it on my head. My head crashes through the bottom of the TV, and the screen suddenly turns to static. A strange, single-eye appears on the Monitor. Uzi looks directly into the iris, thanks to the power of Or Be Killed. Her gaze is now locked to the monitor, unable to blink, or even look away. Crimson energies begin emanating from the Monitor, as cracks begin to form on the screen.
The rest of the attack SPOILERED, just to make this whole post not-as-long-in-a-sense-if-you-know-what-i-mean
Out of these cracks, the energy begins to leak. Tendrils slices out of the screen, and reality starts to bend. The Monitor has her it it's grasp. She begins to float upward, along with my body, which has the monitor on its' head. The vines, still on the ground, create tight coils around her limbs still. A soft voice comes out from the Monitor, but Uzi knows in her heart that the eye itself is speaking.
"Wouldn't you love to see your death, UserZero?"
She nods her head. Even if she didn't mean to.
"I can show you."
The screen fades to static. The tendrils emanating from the monitor are sucked back into the screen, as a strange, inky darkness envelops the area around her. The occasional glimpses of darker-than dark eyes can be seen from the surrounding shadows, along with flashes of teeth; clearly not from anything human. Uzi has nothing to do but stare into the screen. Even if she doesn't want to. The screen switches from static, to a normal household setting. UserZero is standing in place, the veil making her look like her avatar. The voice begins to narrate.
"UserZero is but a young woman. One day, she met a boy named Richard."
Richard fades into the screen. Again, looking like his Minecraft avatar.
"Their relationship was... harsh, to say. One of their encounters involved her shoving him into a tuba. Richard did not like this very much."
Richard's face takes up the whole screen. His smile is wide, his sharp teeth suddenly prominent. What's concerning, however, are the gaps to the void that have replaced his eyes, not a spark of light coming off from them.
"So one day, Richard decided to kill UserZero."
The shot cuts to Uzi standing in her room. She's on the computer, doing whatever Userzeros do best. Suddenly, a window breaks open, shards of glass flying everywhere. A shard cuts Uzi's hand. In reality, a cut appears on Uzi's hand. She notices a tendril sink back into the monitor. Meanwhile, back on the screen, Uzi peers out the window. She sees a shady figure, dimly lit by the light of the full moon. However, the only part of him that refuses to be lit is his eyes, still black as the night.
She yells something down to him; she knows for a fact that it's Richard. She never really struck Richard as the vengeful type, though. Until a knife flies up at her. Uzi barely gets her head back in time, the knife only slightly slashing her forehead. A steady stream of blood trickles out of the wound. In reality, like with the glass shard, a tendril cuts a slash into Uzi's forehead. The knife keeps flying straight up, and falls back into Richard's hand. Uzi quickly bolts into her room, and shoves something in front of the window; an old dresser that she kept around.
Uzi sighs and takes a breath, but it's not long until a knife is plunged into the back of the dresser, with such force that the doors swing wide open, revealing Richard's void-like eyes through the crack. The narrator decides to fill in his voice for him.
"HEEEEEERRRREEEEE'S RICHARD!"
Richard slams into the dresser, knocking it over with the weight of his body. The dresser narrowly misses crushing Uzi. In a panicked haste, she rushes for the door, and flings it wide open, and bolts out into the darkness of the hallway. Richard is soon fully through the window, and begins to chase poor Uzi. Uzi crashes straight into an ajar door at the end of the hallway, allowing her to enter one of her favorite rooms.
This room is but a simple, dimly lit room. A single brass tuba rests on a pedestal with a nice, fluffy cushion on it. The whole room seems very expensive in general. Richard walks into the room, sees the tuba, then turns 180 degrees, and walks out the room. Uzi takes a sigh of relief. He must still be scared of tubas. Minutes pass. Suddenly Richard busts open the door with a sharpened wooden pole, and proceeds to impale the Tuba with it, creating the Tubahammer.
Uzi backs into a corner. She certainly didn't expect that. Nothing appears to matter to Richard anymore; the want of Uzi's pain seems to be his only engine. He would overcome anything; even tubas to torment her. He brings the tuba down upon Uzi, who quickly dodges to the side with a roll. She gets up, and moves to escape the room, but Richard quickly slams the Tubahammer into her back. Uzi coughs up a bit of blood as she's shot straight into the hallway, Richard following in soon after.
Uzi gets up, and without a moment's hesitation, bolts down the nearby staircase. She runs for the front door of her house, but alas; it's locked. She tries desperately to open it, but it just won't budge. Richard approaches from behind, and swings the tuba down on Uzi's head. It impacts, and Uzi tumbles to the floor, barely conscious. Back in reality, UserZero is suffering from a massive headache. Richard then rips off the tuba from the Tubahammer, and sticks Uzi's head inside of it. She blacks out, the scene shown by the monitor fading with her.
"Please stay seated for the intermission."
The screen switches to a still of the single eye that originally appeared on the monitor. The inky darkness that surrounds Uzi in reality fades, and is soon replaced by several, shadowy images of Richard. His face is just like that from the monitor. They all float in place, slowly raising their right arms. They all end up ponting towards Uzi, and begin laughing. UserZero (who is apparently temporarily free from the grasp of the Monitor) sees these Richards, and can only struggle to break free. While she doesn't scream, she's clearly unsettled.
This goes on for awhile. The Richards don't do anything else besides laugh. Eventually, the inky blackness returns, and Uzi tries to close her eyes so that the monitor won't be able to control her again. However, two arms, each belonging to one of those Richards, slowly open her eyelids. The Monitor has her in it's grasp again.
"Uzi woke up inside a basement. Richard was nowhere in sight."
Uzi examines the room. A small lightbulb is present on the ceiling, hanging from a wire. It provides illumination to a otherwise dark and damp room. The floor is made out of a metal of sorts, while the walls are made of solid concrete. There is also a locked trapdoor in the ceiling, far out of reach for Uzi. A monitor, encased in an airtight plastic box is visible from within the room. Richard's face flashes on the monitor. His mouth is unmoving, but yet, he gets his message out.
"Hello, friend! I'm sure nobody will forget you. After all, I did just steal all of your ID. I can be you! A gooooood friend."
Richard holds up some pieces of ID; UserZero's. Richard's face suddenly becomes static, and slowly changes to Uzi's face. The newly-acquired visage has the same, pitch-black eyes, and razor-sharp smile.
"Goodbye!"
The monitor blacks out. Water begins pouring into the room from several holes in the southern wall, frigid cold. Uzi scrambles to the southern wall, but she cannot reach the holes. About five minutes into the ordeal, there is but an inch of water on the floor. Uzi sits on the floor, and waits to die. Back in reality, Uzi's lower body feels wet. The water keeps pouring for about twenty more minutes. By the end, there's about five inches of water. Uzi doubts Richard's killing efficiency, when suddenly, the water begins to feel... warm. Richard is heating up the steel floor.
About five minutes later, the water is lukewarm. Ten minutes later, the water is warm. Twenty minutes later, Uzi is constantly hopping around on her feet, trying to minimize contact time with the blazing water. Richard's face appears on the monitor, and he resumes his laughter, constantly switching between his visage of Uzi and his normal face. Eventually, Uzi can't take it any more, and collapses. Back in reality, Uzi is near fainted, and feet are practically on fire.
In the last moments of this Uzi's life, she can hear the trap door open. Moments later, a tuba smashes her skull. In reality, thousands of tendrils emanate from the monitor, remove the monitor from my head (causing me to fall to the ground), and proceed to form a giant tuba. This tuba smashes into Uzi with such force that Flowey's vines are instantly sundered, and she plummets to the ground, creating a crater upon impact. While this doesn't actually deal all that much damage, most of Uzi's damage appears to be psychological; she's twitching on the ground.
The Monitor floats down to Uzi, and proceeds to replay the film, over and over. The strange shadowy Richards from the intermission re-appear around her, and continue laughing and pointing at her. This of course, continues until she does something about it. But will she? Probably.
In the very-real case this doesn't hit UserZero, I use it on the RSM Information Robot. Somehow.
=Command=
I will command the Mobility Core, and use Rocket Flight! It will target the Paradox Casino with the attacking aspect of that move.
Prototype 2 scouts the area. +1 churg.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
HOLY GUACAMOLE, I ACTUALLY GOT AN UPDATE ON TIME FOR ONCE.
PRAISE THE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO PRIASE, IT'S HAPPENED.
IN any case: sans passes on to the next life, Richard ranks up, Ultra Greed wins Iron Chef and gits gud, chara kills more entities like nothing, and UserZero summons the Paradox Casino (and asked you to kill it fast)! Make SURE to read this turn.