About time we found a new ally. I send a message to Tabbune.
EXOS: "Alright, right now we are in bad shape. Our best hope right now is Sans. If he stays on the field, he can reliably destroy the enemy teams in just a few rounds, but if Richard gets to him, we lose him AND Richard becomes 10 HP tougher. So, bodyguard him, protect him, stop attacks on him, do ANYTHING to keep him alive."
(OOC: Has the Cthulhu mythos been tapped into yet?)
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Okay, first off, yes, to some extent. Revan is currently using Nyarlathotep as his character, and there are a lot of expies and assorted horror terrors and similar things floating around, and Cthulhu has been summoned like, three times I think.
But most importantly. TAKE IT TO THE FORGE!!
((Typing in third person now because that's probably what I should have been doing.))
As he began to think about what other completely ridiculous thing to summon, Crazee Pi heard a voice.
???: Are you there?
Crazee Pi looked around for the source of this voice, but couldn't see where it was coming from.
CrazeePi: Uh, yes?
???: Sorry, I was talking to somebody else.
CrazeePi: Who?
???: Doesn't matter, they're not here anyway.
???: You never heard me.
CrazeePi: What do you mean? I just heard you.
No response...
After some time, Crazee Pi decides to summon K9 as an attack. K9 jumps harmlessly onto UserZero, before using his swap gun on Richard, putting both Richard and UserZero in an awkward position. Nine children appear from nowhere and prance around the two, singing "Richard and Uzi, sitting in a tree," before skipping off into a random forest where they are all killed somehow, causing their happy little souls to start traveling up towards a conveniently placed Orbital Happiness Cannon.
Meanwhile, the mouse that Crazee Pi summoned some time ago reappears, though it seems slightly different. It uses some sort of orb that shows UserZero an alternative universe where they and Richard are friends and eventually get married and have 12 children for some reason while saying really cheesy things about how much they love each other. While this goes on, the council of friendship has a meeting behind her, discussing the value of friendship, love, and cheesiness.
The happy little souls reach the conveniently placed Orbital Happiness Cannon after about two hours of UserZero being stuck, powering it. The conveniently placed Orbital Happiness Cannon spins, before firing a beam made of pure happiness, which has a 50% chance of either causing instant death to anybody even if they're a Godmodder, or making everyone it hits incredibly nice. The cannon fires at UserZero, but unfortunately completely misses and instead hits the forest the children went into. All the creatures of the random forest come out and decide to start hugging UserZero (and Richard, if he's still there).
One member of the council of friendship points out this mass-hugging, and assume that UserZero must be incredibly friendly in order to get all these hugs. They call the president of happiness, who decides to award UserZero a random trophy for friendship, but is unable to do so due to all the creatures giving her a hug, so he leaves it with the council of friendship for her to pick up later. He looks at everyone else in disgust due to their violent acts before leaving to play CoD.
This all deals damage to UserZero, somehow.
[STATS AND STUFF]
[CHARGES]
4/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
Well apparently it counts as a crossover even if the thing they claim it is being crossed over with doesn't exist. Wouldn't that mean that if that thread never gets made that the attack goes through retroactively? No, it would lead to a Schrodinger's Cat scenario where, until the result can be observed, the attack is both successful and not successful.
Stop it, you are creating a Paradox!
Whatever. Look, I probably made this post's actions fail already, so I should just leave. Go find another overpowered entity to help you.
ROB is a loose cannon anyways. Now, where were we? Oh right, having an action fail by virtue of having a Schrodinger's Crossover in the middle of the post. Let's see if we can get an advantage out of it.
So a Schrodinger's attack/summon/whatever is both successful and not successful at the same time. Let's potentially summon an entity.
Schrodinger's Ultron: 20/20 HP, 3 armor.
Schrodinger's Ultron has some weird things going about him. First off, since whether or not he was successfully summoned is determined by whether or not the crossover happens, until the state of the crossover thread (i.e. whether it exists or not) is observed, the summon cannot be definitively ruled to have either failed or succeeded. This means that according to Quantum Mechanics, it is both summoned and not summoned at the same time. Thus, it can still be targeted as if it were summoned, but cannot be mind-controlled because it is also not summoned.
I also used the same confusion to lock the evil AI of Schrodinger's Ultron in an infinite loop of an existential crisis, letting EXOS take over (not that EXOS couldn't hack in anyways, due to having near-infinite resources). Until otherwise stated, EXOS assigns him to blocking attacks for Sans, focusing on those attacks that are designed to impair evasion at the cost of not doing actual damage (since many attackers use attacks that seem explicitly designed on hitting Sans with SOMETHING, when said something would deflect off Ultron's adamantium armor with no effect.
From off the battlefield, a figure is suddenly willed into creation. It seems visually similar to the Sleuth, but it seems... off, somehow. Maybe it'd be best to ignore it? A note is attached to the Prototype.
"ut: Wall's down. This... thing, while not only contributing to my research on the Sleuth (and AI creation), will help me enter the area safely. Don't touch it, please."
[AZ] Prototype 2
HP: 20,000
Abilities:
Scan the Area: Identifies the area, granting +1 to one of my charges. (or: heals a target for a bit.)
Helpful Construct: Summons a 5,000 HP Helpful Construct, which deals low damage to a target and body-blocks Prototype 2.
Passives:
Random Access: Randomly targets an allied unit every turn, and restores 2,000 HP to it.
Critical Error: Upon death...
=Action=
Not time for bad yet.
I decide to go and completely ignore the noise that is a giant chair falling down from orbit wait WHAT THE HE-
Out of nowhere, a giant chain impacts the Throne Contest area, legs downwards. Out of each leg, people begin pouring out; wooden individuals, some tall, some short; it's just that they're all constructs of wood. One of the members sticks out, wearing a pretty awesome crown. He must be the leader.
??: Investigate the area! Discover why there's such a high reading of chairs-
He looks around. Thrones are everywhere.
??: Oh. WELL THAT'S GREAT. SOMEBODY HELD AN UNAUTHORIZED THRONE CONTEST.
??: THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKE GOOD CHAIRS. THEY'RE OKAY AT BEST.
??: Anyway, time for protocol.
??: Members 01 to 22, you go round up all those who took part in the contest!
??: Members 23 to 48, go set up the thrones for demolition if they don't show up.
??: Member 49! Get me a coffee!
??: These chairs make me sick.
The Chairian Legion has entered the field. Whatever it is, they aren't happy. Perhaps you should talk to them?
=Command=
Prototype 1 will use Helpful Construct, deploying a DRONE FRIEND YAY.
I control the Weapons Core of the AI Shell: Salvation, and use the Gravity Cannon on Joshua!
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The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 10/16
Psiionic energy && White Wand/White Gun = 1/? ???
ARF ARF ARF ARF
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Battlefury13: Time to remove this annoying Skeleton.
Battlefury13: Begone.
Battlefury13: Or die.
Battlefury13: Lets cut the threats, and get to the chase. We both know your response.
I get up off of my throne, leaving it to float. I levitate in san's vague direction.
And then, suddenly, dog.
Multiple dogs, with laser eyes, fly in sans direction. He, of course easily dodges the lasers, and kills the dogs.
The dog melt into dog residue with naught but a pathetic whimper. Then, they reform, larger than before. And alongside each dog is a new dog.
Sans, of course, quickly realizes that it would be suicidal to attack the dogs, and thus, tries to eliminate their matter from existance at all. But the dogs absorb whatever he tries to use to get this done. And then they absorb his gasterblasters. Before long, they lock onto sans, and in a moment to fast to dodge naturally, they fire Beams Of Dog.
They, too, leave stains of residue. From that residue, emerges more dogs, intent on killing sans, and with the power of gasterblasters. They fire more beams. Sans keeps trying to kill them, but they come back, stronger and more numberious each time. And attempting to bypass their powers via erasing them from existence merely results in them absorbing that power.
13 dogs appear around sans. As we all know, 13 is a bit of an unlucky number, and indeed, those dogs are unlucky. They promptly channel their unluck into sans. Sans attempts to kill them, but finds that they have stolen all of his luck. He watches as they easily dodge everything, while their luck-lowering attacks slam into him, easily ignoring his dodge, but not damaging him.
Then, multiple dogs form into a massive puppy. It chases sans, absorbing the nearby dinerscape into it's being, and firing Dog Beams from it's eyes, leaking posion gas from it's nose, and dog residue from the mouth. As it absorbs the landscape, it reveals a new abilty: Suddenly, a massive amounts of living forks, spoons, and knifes begin to chase sans down, constantly hunting, never stopping.
They all begin to glow red and multiply as they become increasingly determined to catch him. He runs across a bridge, into a strange land. Teir Three Gun Puppys open fire on him, scattering bullets everywhere. Meanwhile, the giant dog reemerges, and absorbs the land around them.
The dog undergoes a change, one of it's eyes and half of it's face becoming cybernetic. Then, the gun puppys, made immortal by Dog Residue, emerge, and open fire on sans. Some of them fire dog missiles, cute, fur-covered cylinders with dogfaces at the end. Some of them spew Dog Flames, leaving the land to burn in arf. Some of them fire bullets, massively accelerated by dog energy, constantly homing in on sans.
And, as he runs further and further, more and more dogs greet him. Some attack his soul, trying to tear it to pieces. Some attack his mind, filling it with dogs, and thoughts of why getting hit by the dogs would be good idea. Some are just plain annoying, tripping him constantly. Others chase him endlessly. Others try to maul him. Some distract him.
Either way, it does not matter.
The dog power within the giant puppy will mean it will keep absorbing.
His attacks.
The monsters.
The mobs.
The landscape itself.
It will forever regen, and never die.
Thus, the dog chases Sans forever, constantly regenerating, constantly growing stronger.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
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=Turn Two=
(40 / 40) Curiosity Over A Side of Salt and Morals -> HOLDING (2/3)
(1 / 20) Boost Ring
+3 Darkside
=Action=
Before all of Battlefury's dogs can reform from Sans's attacks, I grab a vacuum, suck up all of the dog residue, which proceeds to dump it into a high-powered furnace! Inside said furnace are temperatures nearing that of the sun, blenders, and gigantic crushy panels. The dogs are trapped in a never-ending cycle of pain, and torment. Since they regenerate, you know?
Suddenly, 13 dogs surround Sans! I run in, hit all of those into a nearby basketball net with a hammer, and once they fall through the hoop, they too, enter a vacuum. Once all the dogs are inside the furnace, I set up a device. Using the energies of some Saurite bars, some old scriptures from Lord Dome, and a roll of duct-tape, I create a device that harnesses the pain of others, and allows me to use it in a variety of ways.
Thanks to the INFINITE DOG PAIN POWER (don't hurt me PETA), I have near infinite fuel! I harness the pain into an energy manipulation device, and create several "Walls of Pain" around Sans. They hurt to touch, but won't kill him, thankfully. Using waves upon waves of the walls, I create a never-ending labyrinth around Sans, which will hopefully help constrict him so that Richard can finish him off.
Just so that I can also tire out Sans, I create several "Torture Constructs"; beings made of the pain energy, made only to torture others. While they're totally incapable of killing Sans, they sure will torture him if they get their hands on him. Thus, Sans is forced to run around the labyrinth, growing ever more tired as there's no proper escape.
Everyone is almost 100% certain that the labyrinth can only be breached by Richard.
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ARF ARF ARF ARF
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3X ATTACK ON SANS COMBO
Due to the infinite DOG PAIN POWER, PETA comes on the server with force!
Except, they are convinced that SANS is causing the dogs pain- They saw him murder them before! They promptly attempt to arrest him. Meanwhile, a lawsuit is filed against San's Dodge Meter, causing it to pay out in massive amounts for animal cruelty.
I then pull out a Rancho Relaxo MK2 for no reason at all, and promptly lie down on it.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Update is done! The tape has rolled! It's mostly stuff about UserZero and how she became what she is now...Though there's clearly holes.
In any case, next update...I'll be frank. This is finals week. Updating will be sporadic this week but we'll see about a Saturday start (and really hopefully finish), OK?
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (10/13)
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (7/13)
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (3/13)
Charges
Project M12-The Typographer (36/50)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (4/50)
Project M15-$null (5/30) (+3 from Twin)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Action
I turn into a Pokémon trainer/glitchlord. I then encounter a Shuckle and attempt to capture it. Instead of capturing the Shuckle, I instead find that the sixth item in my backpack, which was coincidentally the Good Rod, is now an eighth floor button, and that I now have a glitchy mess in one of my Pokéballs. I quickly tape a piece of paper reading "HACK" onto the 8F button and rearrange the Pokémon in my party to create a short bootstrap program. I begin to perform an interpretive dance routine. After about half a minute, the sky goes dark and a massive swarm of every R/B glitch Pokémon appears. I command them to attack Chara's Knife Clusters.
A legion of Missingno. begin to spam every move they learn at it. .4 uses a localized anomaly field (aka Controlled Super Glitch) to destroy a Knife Cluster. A random glitch with a ridiculously long messed-up name spams a move named after a TM, firing beams of concentrated glitch directly at the Knife Clusters, annihilating them.
I snap my fingers.
Immediately, a giant glitchy mess envelops each Knife Cluster, eating into them like fluoroantimonic acid through pretty much everything. The glitches maul the Knife Clusters, contributing to the glitchy mess of GB colors.
I snap my fingers again, the glitchiness disappearing but the damage done to the Knife Clusters remaining.
((Yes, the 8F glitch is actually a thing in Pokémon Red and Blue. It allows arbitrary code to be run, allowing you to literally turn a Pokémon cart into something else.))
Nyarlathotep chuckles softly waving his hand causing the weapons to clatter to the ground, drained of their property of darkness. The weapons then are levitated and arranged around Nyarly's Throne creating a backdrop to it.
I am Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos, the Faceless God with a thousand Masks. I am what I am.
May I suggest not attempting, of all things, to fight me? I mean, I enjoy a bit of despair and suffering myself but I don't go around shouting from the rooftops about it. And besides, even if you are omnipotent, why of all things would you just toss some weapons at me? I mean the attempting to write me out of reality was rather cute but ultimately frivolous.
((Because this is just roleplay post, I think it shouldn't be nullified?))
...
...
...
Well, at least I tried?
Anyway, this form costs way too much energy.
Nocturna's silhouette changes shape into a.... human? Well, her form really looked like User Zero. Except her hair was black, and longer. And she was wearing a black dress. And no gloves.
Sorry, it's just, I'm not completely summoned so I don't have much to do. Well, I heard you are making some throne wars?
Nyarlothep's throne disappears.
Make a better one.
Some time after, a giant throne appears out of nowhere. It looks like it is made out of fabric of reality itself. Actually, as you step closer, you notice that behind the black facade, the throne is made out of every throne that was ever made across the multiverse. The Nuclear Throne. Nyarly's throne. The Dog Throne. The.... another Dog Throne dog damn it. Even Ker'Athri's Obsidian Throne. And the movie projection Richard's Throne. And Chara's Knife Throne.
And after little bit more time, you notice a terrifying detail.
At the left side of the throne, chained to it was the Secret of the Void. The great dragon that resides there. And at the right side, chained was....
No, that can't be possible. You must be crazy as Uzi to think it is real. But anyways, what you see... or think you see... is the Red Dragon, wounded all over its body, chained to the throne. Let's not try to prove is it real, shall we?
No-one try to steal it. It won't go well. And by that I mean you are going to get expunged from existence by both dragons. Have fun!
"Hrm... the AZ entity bar is smaller than it was before. Anyways, it's time to get back to hurting Richard!"
I loudly announce this, making absolutely sure Richard can hear. Richard gets read. He stares in my general direction, waiting for me to attack. I begin by setting a lawn chair down, reclining on it, and sipping some lemonade, saying that I'm "waiting for something to happen". Richard looks around, but... he can't detect anything. There's nothing coming at him, from any direction. No meteors or giant lasers. I continue to sit in the lawn chair, looking over at Richard's general direction with an amused look on my face, and wait...
I pull out a box and put the Suit of Knives into it. I then throw the box into a volcano, and the volcano into the sun, and the sun into the center of the galaxy, and the center of the galaxy into the Green Sun, and then the Green Sun into the box, and that box into a volcano, and on and on and on. The Informer uses Guns Akimbo! on the Suit of Knives.
Genericy begins to glow before disappearing in his place is a blue featureless ghostish figure
Well, glad I finally made it, now to work.
He launches several magic spells and Chara's Suit of Knives and then raises his hands and... deconstructs the beacon and instead works on something else.Infusion 2/50
+20: 15/20 (probably plot-relevant or something, despite being just compressing a few charge tokens)
"Right, so when's the part when Ayaze- oh. Right. She left suddenly."
"Erm... I should probably send in the emergency backup."
"LINE!"
Neko [Check Bar]: 155,000/155,000 HP.
ATK: 4,000
PASSIVES:
Total Spinning Confusion: As long as Neko is alive, the weather will always attempt to be overridden with "Disorientating Spinning", giving non-allied entities a chance to be either stunned or confused for a turn.
CRASH: Thanks to failed scripting of certain things, Neko's HP can be a bit... buggy. More specifically, if you bring her HP down to 60,000 exactly (and yes, it does mean exactly 60,000: anything more or less and this effect cannot trigger), the game is going to glitch out. The problem with this is that the alignments of every other entity will be randomized for two turns. Thankfully, the amount of entities on each side will still stay the same in case this probably very unlikely scenario. Have fun with this. I'm sure of it this is going to get nerfed.
"This is going to be a disaster. ...Maybe I should've thought up a better backup."
Supercool993 turns to the Sniper Squirrel and nods
It's time
The Sniper Squirrel turns to User_Zero and begins firing incendiary acorns at her, round after round the assault continues until they are completely out, they then take out an adorably tiny knife and charge User_Zero tearing into her with vicious ferocity before planting their adorably tiny knife in her eye and planting a blasphemous acorn grenade in her mouth and then scampering away. The grenade begins ticking and is then suddenly struck by a mana bolt resulting in a massive explosion.
Just joining the server and doing what comes naturally in minecraft, I begin to make a small scale base while I think of something actually useful to make.
Small House 1/5
While I start building my base, both of my shoes fly off my feet and into the battlefield, bumping Richard and Zero on the head. On a side note, my shoes are made of cement and I have extraordinary leg strength.
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.
11/50 Command Bonus (+1 me)
37/50 {REDACTED} (+1 me)
28/50 Avatar Project (+1 me, +1 My Factory)
+3 Tabbune
Psi-Amp: SCP-155 chip || Shield Generator == Stasis (Level 9: 8/10)
Cube Drone Schematic && Shock Drone Schematic == Barrier Drone Schematic (6/6)
About time we found a new ally. I send a message to Tabbune.
EXOS: "Alright, right now we are in bad shape. Our best hope right now is Sans. If he stays on the field, he can reliably destroy the enemy teams in just a few rounds, but if Richard gets to him, we lose him AND Richard becomes 10 HP tougher. So, bodyguard him, protect him, stop attacks on him, do ANYTHING to keep him alive."
(OOC: Has the Cthulhu mythos been tapped into yet?)
/null
Mankind Redefined
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Okay, first off, yes, to some extent. Revan is currently using Nyarlathotep as his character, and there are a lot of expies and assorted horror terrors and similar things floating around, and Cthulhu has been summoned like, three times I think.
But most importantly.
TAKE IT TO THE FORGE!!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I keep working onto rebuilding the earth 31/50
I keep doing a level system based on rudisplorking 7/50
Initiation 8/50
alchemies
Cloack of love && Green blood gives ??? 2/??
WISE FROM YO GWAVES && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives NOPE BACK IN YO GWAVES 3/16
infinity of love && infinity of perfection && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives Not a dog 2/??
I help proof of concept(three times)
Battlefield inaction:I stop to watch Chara until Chara position and velocity becomes uncertain and kill me.
???: Are you there?
Crazee Pi looked around for the source of this voice, but couldn't see where it was coming from.
CrazeePi: Uh, yes?
???: Sorry, I was talking to somebody else.
CrazeePi: Who?
???: Doesn't matter, they're not here anyway.
???: You never heard me.
CrazeePi: What do you mean? I just heard you.
After some time, Crazee Pi decides to summon K9 as an attack. K9 jumps harmlessly onto UserZero, before using his swap gun on Richard, putting both Richard and UserZero in an awkward position. Nine children appear from nowhere and prance around the two, singing "Richard and Uzi, sitting in a tree," before skipping off into a random forest where they are all killed somehow, causing their happy little souls to start traveling up towards a conveniently placed Orbital Happiness Cannon.
[STATS AND STUFF]
4/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
2/40 ~ RNGesus
[ENTITIES]
None
12/50
Command BonusUltra-Decorrupter(+1 me)38/50 {REDACTED} (+1 me)
29/50 Avatar Project (+1 me)
+3 Tabbune
Psi-Amp: SCP-155 chip || Shield Generator == Stasis (Level 9: 8/10)
Cube Drone Schematic && Shock Drone Schematic == Barrier Drone Schematic (6/6)
Well apparently it counts as a crossover even if the thing they claim it is being crossed over with doesn't exist. Wouldn't that mean that if that thread never gets made that the attack goes through retroactively? No, it would lead to a Schrodinger's Cat scenario where, until the result can be observed, the attack is both successful and not successful.
Stop it, you are creating a Paradox!
Whatever. Look, I probably made this post's actions fail already, so I should just leave. Go find another overpowered entity to help you.
ROB is a loose cannon anyways. Now, where were we? Oh right, having an action fail by virtue of having a Schrodinger's Crossover in the middle of the post. Let's see if we can get an advantage out of it.
So a Schrodinger's attack/summon/whatever is both successful and not successful at the same time. Let's potentially summon an entity.
Schrodinger's Ultron: 20/20 HP, 3 armor.
Schrodinger's Ultron has some weird things going about him. First off, since whether or not he was successfully summoned is determined by whether or not the crossover happens, until the state of the crossover thread (i.e. whether it exists or not) is observed, the summon cannot be definitively ruled to have either failed or succeeded. This means that according to Quantum Mechanics, it is both summoned and not summoned at the same time. Thus, it can still be targeted as if it were summoned, but cannot be mind-controlled because it is also not summoned.
I also used the same confusion to lock the evil AI of Schrodinger's Ultron in an infinite loop of an existential crisis, letting EXOS take over (not that EXOS couldn't hack in anyways, due to having near-infinite resources). Until otherwise stated, EXOS assigns him to blocking attacks for Sans, focusing on those attacks that are designed to impair evasion at the cost of not doing actual damage (since many attackers use attacks that seem explicitly designed on hitting Sans with SOMETHING, when said something would deflect off Ultron's adamantium armor with no effect.
=Turn One=
(40 / 40) Curiosity Over A Side of Salt and Morals -> HOLDING... (2 / 3)
(20 / 20) Prototype #2 (+3 from Darkside) -> FINISHED! -> ACTIVATING...
+3 Darkside
=Summon=
From off the battlefield, a figure is suddenly willed into creation. It seems visually similar to the Sleuth, but it seems... off, somehow. Maybe it'd be best to ignore it? A note is attached to the Prototype.
"ut: Wall's down. This... thing, while not only contributing to my research on the Sleuth (and AI creation), will help me enter the area safely. Don't touch it, please."
[AZ] Prototype 2
HP: 20,000
Abilities:
Scan the Area: Identifies the area, granting +1 to one of my charges. (or: heals a target for a bit.)
Helpful Construct: Summons a 5,000 HP Helpful Construct, which deals low damage to a target and body-blocks Prototype 2.
Passives:
Random Access: Randomly targets an allied unit every turn, and restores 2,000 HP to it.
Critical Error: Upon death...
=Action=
Not time for bad yet.
I decide to go and completely ignore the noise that is a giant chair falling down from orbit wait WHAT THE HE-
Out of nowhere, a giant chain impacts the Throne Contest area, legs downwards. Out of each leg, people begin pouring out; wooden individuals, some tall, some short; it's just that they're all constructs of wood. One of the members sticks out, wearing a pretty awesome crown. He must be the leader.
??: Investigate the area! Discover why there's such a high reading of chairs-
He looks around. Thrones are everywhere.
??: Oh. WELL THAT'S GREAT. SOMEBODY HELD AN UNAUTHORIZED THRONE CONTEST.
??: THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKE GOOD CHAIRS. THEY'RE OKAY AT BEST.
??: Anyway, time for protocol.
??: Members 01 to 22, you go round up all those who took part in the contest!
??: Members 23 to 48, go set up the thrones for demolition if they don't show up.
??: Member 49! Get me a coffee!
??: These chairs make me sick.
The Chairian Legion has entered the field. Whatever it is, they aren't happy. Perhaps you should talk to them?
=Command=
Prototype 1 will use Helpful Construct, deploying a DRONE FRIEND YAY.
I control the Weapons Core of the AI Shell: Salvation, and use the Gravity Cannon on Joshua!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
===== ooc =====
===
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 10/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 10/16
Psiionic energy && White Wand/White Gun = 1/? ???
ARF ARF ARF ARF
=====
Battlefury13: Time to remove this annoying Skeleton.
Battlefury13: Begone.
Battlefury13: Or die.
Battlefury13: Lets cut the threats, and get to the chase. We both know your response.
I get up off of my throne, leaving it to float. I levitate in san's vague direction.
And then, suddenly, dog.
Multiple dogs, with laser eyes, fly in sans direction. He, of course easily dodges the lasers, and kills the dogs.
The dog melt into dog residue with naught but a pathetic whimper. Then, they reform, larger than before. And alongside each dog is a new dog.
Sans, of course, quickly realizes that it would be suicidal to attack the dogs, and thus, tries to eliminate their matter from existance at all. But the dogs absorb whatever he tries to use to get this done. And then they absorb his gasterblasters. Before long, they lock onto sans, and in a moment to fast to dodge naturally, they fire Beams Of Dog.
They, too, leave stains of residue. From that residue, emerges more dogs, intent on killing sans, and with the power of gasterblasters. They fire more beams. Sans keeps trying to kill them, but they come back, stronger and more numberious each time. And attempting to bypass their powers via erasing them from existence merely results in them absorbing that power.
13 dogs appear around sans. As we all know, 13 is a bit of an unlucky number, and indeed, those dogs are unlucky. They promptly channel their unluck into sans. Sans attempts to kill them, but finds that they have stolen all of his luck. He watches as they easily dodge everything, while their luck-lowering attacks slam into him, easily ignoring his dodge, but not damaging him.
Then, multiple dogs form into a massive puppy. It chases sans, absorbing the nearby dinerscape into it's being, and firing Dog Beams from it's eyes, leaking posion gas from it's nose, and dog residue from the mouth. As it absorbs the landscape, it reveals a new abilty: Suddenly, a massive amounts of living forks, spoons, and knifes begin to chase sans down, constantly hunting, never stopping.
They all begin to glow red and multiply as they become increasingly determined to catch him. He runs across a bridge, into a strange land. Teir Three Gun Puppys open fire on him, scattering bullets everywhere. Meanwhile, the giant dog reemerges, and absorbs the land around them.
The dog undergoes a change, one of it's eyes and half of it's face becoming cybernetic. Then, the gun puppys, made immortal by Dog Residue, emerge, and open fire on sans. Some of them fire dog missiles, cute, fur-covered cylinders with dogfaces at the end. Some of them spew Dog Flames, leaving the land to burn in arf. Some of them fire bullets, massively accelerated by dog energy, constantly homing in on sans.
And, as he runs further and further, more and more dogs greet him. Some attack his soul, trying to tear it to pieces. Some attack his mind, filling it with dogs, and thoughts of why getting hit by the dogs would be good idea. Some are just plain annoying, tripping him constantly. Others chase him endlessly. Others try to maul him. Some distract him.
Either way, it does not matter.
The dog power within the giant puppy will mean it will keep absorbing.
His attacks.
The monsters.
The mobs.
The landscape itself.
It will forever regen, and never die.
Thus, the dog chases Sans forever, constantly regenerating, constantly growing stronger.
And, to this very second, it still goes on.
Chasing it's target forever.
Undying.
Indestructible.
Constantly growing.
Immortal.
===== to be crafted
The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25
The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 25
====== semi-useful junk. =======
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
42/50 Dog. Death. Annihilation.
9/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE )
1/50 Dog.
1+ to BRINGER OF DEMISE: TOPAZ
2+ to engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
=Turn Two=
(40 / 40) Curiosity Over A Side of Salt and Morals -> HOLDING (2/3)
(1 / 20) Boost Ring
+3 Darkside
=Action=
Before all of Battlefury's dogs can reform from Sans's attacks, I grab a vacuum, suck up all of the dog residue, which proceeds to dump it into a high-powered furnace! Inside said furnace are temperatures nearing that of the sun, blenders, and gigantic crushy panels. The dogs are trapped in a never-ending cycle of pain, and torment. Since they regenerate, you know?
Suddenly, 13 dogs surround Sans! I run in, hit all of those into a nearby basketball net with a hammer, and once they fall through the hoop, they too, enter a vacuum. Once all the dogs are inside the furnace, I set up a device. Using the energies of some Saurite bars, some old scriptures from Lord Dome, and a roll of duct-tape, I create a device that harnesses the pain of others, and allows me to use it in a variety of ways.
Thanks to the INFINITE DOG PAIN POWER (don't hurt me PETA), I have near infinite fuel! I harness the pain into an energy manipulation device, and create several "Walls of Pain" around Sans. They hurt to touch, but won't kill him, thankfully. Using waves upon waves of the walls, I create a never-ending labyrinth around Sans, which will hopefully help constrict him so that Richard can finish him off.
Just so that I can also tire out Sans, I create several "Torture Constructs"; beings made of the pain energy, made only to torture others. While they're totally incapable of killing Sans, they sure will torture him if they get their hands on him. Thus, Sans is forced to run around the labyrinth, growing ever more tired as there's no proper escape.
Everyone is almost 100% certain that the labyrinth can only be breached by Richard.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
===== ooc =====
===
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 11/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 11/16
Psiionic energy && White Wand/White Gun = 2/? ???
ARF ARF ARF ARF
=====
3X ATTACK ON SANS COMBO
Due to the infinite DOG PAIN POWER, PETA comes on the server with force!
Except, they are convinced that SANS is causing the dogs pain- They saw him murder them before! They promptly attempt to arrest him. Meanwhile, a lawsuit is filed against San's Dodge Meter, causing it to pay out in massive amounts for animal cruelty.
I then pull out a Rancho Relaxo MK2 for no reason at all, and promptly lie down on it.
===== to be crafted
The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25
The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 25
====== semi-useful junk. =======
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8 bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Falls [9] Wright [7] Gambler's Gredideir [5] The Hero's Sword [10]
Charges========
42/50 Dog. Death. Annihilation.
9/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE )
1/50 Dog.
1+ to BRINGER OF DEMISE: TOPAZ
2+ to engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Update is done! The tape has rolled! It's mostly stuff about UserZero and how she became what she is now...Though there's clearly holes.
In any case, next update...I'll be frank. This is finals week. Updating will be sporadic this week but we'll see about a Saturday start (and really hopefully finish), OK?
Alchemies
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (10/13)
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (7/13)
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (3/13)
Charges
Project M12-The Typographer (36/50)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (4/50)
Project M15-$null (5/30) (+3 from Twin)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Action
I turn into a Pokémon trainer/glitchlord. I then encounter a Shuckle and attempt to capture it. Instead of capturing the Shuckle, I instead find that the sixth item in my backpack, which was coincidentally the Good Rod, is now an eighth floor button, and that I now have a glitchy mess in one of my Pokéballs. I quickly tape a piece of paper reading "HACK" onto the 8F button and rearrange the Pokémon in my party to create a short bootstrap program. I begin to perform an interpretive dance routine. After about half a minute, the sky goes dark and a massive swarm of every R/B glitch Pokémon appears. I command them to attack Chara's Knife Clusters.
A legion of Missingno. begin to spam every move they learn at it. .4 uses a localized anomaly field (aka Controlled Super Glitch) to destroy a Knife Cluster. A random glitch with a ridiculously long messed-up name spams a move named after a TM, firing beams of concentrated glitch directly at the Knife Clusters, annihilating them.
I snap my fingers.
Immediately, a giant glitchy mess envelops each Knife Cluster, eating into them like fluoroantimonic acid through pretty much everything. The glitches maul the Knife Clusters, contributing to the glitchy mess of GB colors.
I snap my fingers again, the glitchiness disappearing but the damage done to the Knife Clusters remaining.
((Yes, the 8F glitch is actually a thing in Pokémon Red and Blue. It allows arbitrary code to be run, allowing you to literally turn a Pokémon cart into something else.))
((Because this is just roleplay post, I think it shouldn't be nullified?))
...
...
...
Well, at least I tried?
Anyway, this form costs way too much energy.
Nocturna's silhouette changes shape into a.... human? Well, her form really looked like User Zero. Except her hair was black, and longer. And she was wearing a black dress. And no gloves.
Sorry, it's just, I'm not completely summoned so I don't have much to do. Well, I heard you are making some throne wars?
Nyarlothep's throne disappears.
Make a better one.
Some time after, a giant throne appears out of nowhere. It looks like it is made out of fabric of reality itself. Actually, as you step closer, you notice that behind the black facade, the throne is made out of every throne that was ever made across the multiverse. The Nuclear Throne. Nyarly's throne. The Dog Throne. The.... another Dog Throne dog damn it. Even Ker'Athri's Obsidian Throne. And the movie projection Richard's Throne. And Chara's Knife Throne.
And after little bit more time, you notice a terrifying detail.
At the left side of the throne, chained to it was the Secret of the Void. The great dragon that resides there. And at the right side, chained was....
No, that can't be possible. You must be crazy as Uzi to think it is real. But anyways, what you see... or think you see... is the Red Dragon, wounded all over its body, chained to the throne. Let's not try to prove is it real, shall we?
No-one try to steal it. It won't go well. And by that I mean you are going to get expunged from existence by both dragons. Have fun!
The figure disappears.
/roleplaynullofcreativenesswhatamieventypingloldon'tnullifyplz
Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
34/50
20/50
+3 nulitor
"Hrm... the AZ entity bar is smaller than it was before. Anyways, it's time to get back to hurting Richard!"
I loudly announce this, making absolutely sure Richard can hear. Richard gets read. He stares in my general direction, waiting for me to attack. I begin by setting a lawn chair down, reclining on it, and sipping some lemonade, saying that I'm "waiting for something to happen". Richard looks around, but... he can't detect anything. There's nothing coming at him, from any direction. No meteors or giant lasers. I continue to sit in the lawn chair, looking over at Richard's general direction with an amused look on my face, and wait...
*Continued in the next post*
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I pull out a box and put the Suit of Knives into it. I then throw the box into a volcano, and the volcano into the sun, and the sun into the center of the galaxy, and the center of the galaxy into the Green Sun, and then the Green Sun into the box, and that box into a volcano, and on and on and on. The Informer uses Guns Akimbo! on the Suit of Knives.
Marvel of Machinery: 30/50
Hush: 1/50
The Secret of the Gungeon: 1/50
Avatar: The generic Steve avatar
It's High Noon
Genericy begins to glow before disappearing in his place is a blue featureless ghostish figure
Well, glad I finally made it, now to work.
He launches several magic spells and Chara's Suit of Knives and then raises his hands and... deconstructs the beacon and instead works on something else.Infusion 2/50
Also +3 to OldSithRevan
Mankind Redefined
STEALTH DANCING: 50/50
FINAL BAR: NNNAAAAAAA (70% A, 30% N)
The Typical Day: 12/50
+20: 15/20 (probably plot-relevant or something, despite being just compressing a few charge tokens)
"Right, so when's the part when Ayaze- oh. Right. She left suddenly."
"Erm... I should probably send in the emergency backup."
"LINE!"
Neko [Check Bar]: 155,000/155,000 HP.
ATK: 4,000
PASSIVES:
Total Spinning Confusion: As long as Neko is alive, the weather will always attempt to be overridden with "Disorientating Spinning", giving non-allied entities a chance to be either stunned or confused for a turn.
CRASH: Thanks to failed scripting of certain things, Neko's HP can be a bit... buggy. More specifically, if you bring her HP down to 60,000 exactly (and yes, it does mean exactly 60,000: anything more or less and this effect cannot trigger), the game is going to glitch out. The problem with this is that the alignments of every other entity will be randomized for two turns. Thankfully, the amount of entities on each side will still stay the same in case this probably very unlikely scenario. Have fun with this. I'm sure of it this is going to get nerfed.
"This is going to be a disaster. ...Maybe I should've thought up a better backup."
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 4/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 10/16
Greater Orb of Earth 10/11
10/20 for a space station
10/50 for an open deal?
28/50 for Initiation
+3 to ninjatwist
on hold
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Note: The Sniper Squirrel is 15000 health entity
Note 2: My avatar is named supercool993
Supercool993 turns to the Sniper Squirrel and nods
It's time
The Sniper Squirrel turns to User_Zero and begins firing incendiary acorns at her, round after round the assault continues until they are completely out, they then take out an adorably tiny knife and charge User_Zero tearing into her with vicious ferocity before planting their adorably tiny knife in her eye and planting a blasphemous acorn grenade in her mouth and then scampering away. The grenade begins ticking and is then suddenly struck by a mana bolt resulting in a massive explosion.
Whelp, back to work
Charges
Infusion 3/50
+3 to PitTheAngel
Mankind Redefined
Just joining the server and doing what comes naturally in minecraft, I begin to make a small scale base while I think of something actually useful to make.
Small House 1/5
While I start building my base, both of my shoes fly off my feet and into the battlefield, bumping Richard and Zero on the head. On a side note, my shoes are made of cement and I have extraordinary leg strength.
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.