UT: yeah, your address is [REDACTED] UT: did you forget consumerofAll [CA] was forced unconscious. UT: what UT: really UT: stop joking around with /me (ABOUT FIVE MINUTES LATER) UT: this is either an absurdly prolonged joke or you are actually unconscious. UT: answer me CA: hatred. UT: ca are you okay CA: yes. i'm perfectly fine. CA: just, my typing quirk is weird, and i feel the remnants of sheer rage in my head. CA: anyway, i have the most intense game of minecraft to play. CA: be back soon. consumerofAll [CA] stopped responding to unknownTattle [UT]
Well, that was weird. Wait, why is the stick bloody? I check the Update Terminal to see what I missed and...
oh. That explains a lot. I just became the avatar of Uzi and started to murder things. Hey, at least I have an entity kill. Technically. It isn't personally, so it doesn't really count. Let's fix that. I take the grief of the entities harmed by Custodian, and the grief condenses around the bloody stick, before becoming a scythe like blade on it. While sans will die, very, very, soon (he is definitely going to go to under 100% this turn), I really want a personal, and non-Uzi possessed entity kill, so I throw the grief-scythe-Conglomerate stick at Ampersand, and it spins around, appearing to be a purple disk of death. It glows the crimson glow of Uzi's aura, before hitting Ampersand. The scythe hits it's surface, causing several cracks to appear on Ampersand's form, before I wave my hands at it, and it continues to spin extremely quickly, effortlessly cutting through Asterism.
I then put Realitybending Majicks using my godmodding powers into it, if Uzi was inside it for a decent while, and the residue of her possession was still on me after she left, this means that the stick probably also has some of Uzi's aura inside of it, as well as a tiny amount of godmodding energy. The godmodding energy causes the temporal energy inside of Ampersand to start synergising with the Realitybending Majicks in the scythe, and the energy in Ampersand is pulled towards the stick-scythe. It fails to escape, and every single piece of energy is shredded into bits, and pulled into the stick. Ampersand is no more.
You know, unless it somehow survives this. I used a less powerful attack to deal 19,000 damage to Love, and I didn't have crits, so I will be very surprised if it does.
If I don't still have the stick for some reason, I pick up a random stick, and use that in place of the Conglomerate's Stick.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Terrors from the Future 9/30 (+2 from Tazz, +5 from Best Godmodder) ============================== Magical Theories 30/50 (+1 from Tazz, +5 from Best Godmodder) ================================================== Barrier 43/50 (+1 from Tazz, +5 from Best Godmodder) ================================================== ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (11/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (7/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (7/??) ================ +2 to TT2000, +1 to Battlefury
(@Francisco: That's intentional. A Skeledop is simply the quotes, and possibly the Battlefield depending on the style of GMing and Tazz didn't have the time and energy to write text, so we only have the Framework.
So, my character/self-insert is now officially female, and is now retroactively a female. This is a change that while a mistake, I am perfectly happy with. It is the third time somebody made the mistake that I was female in DTG. I'm male.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher, Conglomerate's Stick
A critted 36,000 damage! Or it WOULD have been, if not for Sandfall, which as it turns out, leaves Ampersand invincible for when it activates. Such sad.
~Charges~
Tonic. 50/50 (+5 from Tazz) DONE.
DOSH 1/25
This Was Probably A Mixtape. 3/30
~Alchemy~
Wildfire (Level 10 - 11/11) DONE
1+ to MeGa, +2 to Hezetor
~Inventory~
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
~
Red - Level 1 - 33'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
x4'000 on single digit taking entities.
~Action~
Examine Wildfire.
I'll just do a huge pseudo-TL;DR on what I was going to do.
Guy walks up to wall. His name is Aven. Aven drinks a red tonic. He walks towards the wall. When the bullets hit the air around him they disappear. He shakes the liquid, it turns dark. He takes a small sample of that liquid, then tosses the bottle onto the wall. The wall basically goes back in time, deconstructing itself as scaffolds come up and down. The wall is kill.
TONIC CHARGE EXPENDED. WALL IS KILL.
I understand that you need to respawn, but you had a 2nd post so basically this doesn't matter, you'd have done it then. Let's just get this done now: You respawn, WALL, GIT GUD.
The wall vanishes or at least a massive, significant chunk of it-enough for safe passage for a wide and large variety of things. This doesn't obliterate the ENTIRE wall, merely a chunk of it in one side, but that's basically all you need for any purpose.
+$HaveARottenDay$: SHEET WE'RE IN THE RED WALL'S DOWN *UserZero: I suspected that would happen sooner or later...Ugh. *UserZero: Is the community outside in reasonable working order? *Notch: Yes. *Notch: I actually didn't expect it, but they seem awfully self-sufficient for a bunch of Minecraft players...No offense to anyone. The situation seems better than I'd thought it would be. *UserZero: The Avatar Effect puts you where you're competent. Once the initial shock was over it was really only going to go uphill for them. *Galladius475: The narrative isn't a jerk about this stuff... *reallyjoel's Dad: Yeah! Hardly going to just up and dump you into a death world with no forewarning!
The other side of the wall is, surprisingly, a fully-functioning Minecraft community's outside world. Houses are plentiful and farms are large. There were only a few people outside but those who were are looking extremely uncomfortable by the presence of a Pirate Robot(?) and the trio of demigods.
They bolt, immediately.
*UserZero: Rotten, please make sure that they don't do anything to the civilians. If anything happens, you're dealing with them, personally...But don't go into the quarantined area yet, they might try deliberately drawing you in so Richard can have his way with you. *UserZero: Galladius, continue working on finding the other survivors. *UserZero: RJ's dad, keep working on the last resort. *Galladius475: Last resort? +$HaveARottenDay$: What last resort? *Notch: ? *UserZero: It's best if we don't talk about it beyond a snippet. *UserZero: It is a reservation-an ace in the hole-for if/when we have to deal with the possibility of 477 going the whole way, however absurd. *UserZero: It is also why I am having Galladius contact other survivors and get these guys out of here soon, because the firepower to kill him at that point ought to be planet-destroying. *Notch: UserZero, we can't even think about that!
*Notch: This is- *UserZero: Do you want a planet-obliterating maniac with no reliable superior or equal on our hands as the alternative?
*UserZero: He'll probably blow this place up as a celebration. *UserZero: It gets worse, too. I'm not a believer in destiny, but some people have claimed he'll graduate to Universes. At least 3, if not more if he gets his way. *Galladius475: I mean, it's not like we're going to use it, right? *Galladius475: 477 will just die before then, he's not that strong... *Galladius475: I think... *UserZero: I agree but I don't want to risk this.
Richard proceeds to make a long tirade about not knowing about blowing up universes and being capable and competent enough to kill them all, but sadly as far as that conversation is concerned it doesn't' affect anything as you're within the walls and conversation is impossible with the outside from the inside. It's totally pointless so I'll spare you it.
But, now you CAN go outside...Interact. Talk. Tell them the truth...Even though you literally have no evidence of it whatsoever. Yet. You may need to decorrupt Crusher's Evidence now, as that would be the best time...
You see someone flying over in the distance. He stops short of you, hovering a few meters above. A few Endermen also teleport close but they notice the flying figure and stop.
The flying figure is, for all due intents and purposes, a Wario skin with as little Wario as possible. Basic coloration and WarioWare-style form clealry persented, but any showcasing of a W or his nose is replaced with a Dollar Sign (including on the bomb). It's also stuffed with money. The one real deviation is his right-handed glove: A symbol, purple and strong...Ugh. That symbol. A Captial Delta, or, D. No doubts about this one-Rotten was a Delta Plus Godmodder.
+$HaveARottenDay$: You heard most of that conversation. I know better than to assume you haven't.
+$HaveARottenDay$: Let's make this simple.
+$HaveARottenDay$: If any of you idiots feel like touching any of these civvies, I'll know.
+$HaveARottenDay$: And don't even think I'm some kind of short-change chump, or a gullible idiot.
+$HaveARottenDay$: These people have worked hard to get something out of the horrible situation they just got through-something out of being dead broke on somethings to have, a bankruptcy that $4.77 caused.
+$HaveARottenDay$: I don't know your situation, but you are not going to harm them, you understand? Not even a hair on their head!
+$HaveARottenDay$: Otherwise...Well. I'll put you in the RED.
+$HaveARottenDay$: Have a rotten day!
He vanishes. The Endermen quickly approach in his absense, and now that you're actually paying attention to them, you realize these aren't NORMAL Endermen. Or, Normal Endermen by your knowledge of Normal Endermen. For one, their eyes are Green. For another, they're clothed in stuff that basically resembles a dark green Police outfit, with black trimmings and a Golden badge of a Shulker. ONe of them-the only one additionally wearing what could constitute a police hat-steps forward.
???: Hello, Descendant. I am Braxis, of the Moog City Law Enforcement.
Braxis-and the other Endermen-bow.
Braxis: We greet they who duel the vile ones with open arms. Moog City welcomes you.
They stop bowing and stand erect again.
Braxis: Granted, we are not at Moog City right now...The desolation of this old ruin has at least given us quick access to the Overworld beyond teleporting, though, as it had a gaping hole to Moog City.
Braxis: It's under the Bedrock-don't worry about falling into the Void, though. We've got protections against that.
Braxis: ...There is one concern we have to notify you of in advance.
Braxis: Ender-Not some low-league Enderdragon, but the mother of them all, our chief slaver, our top enemy, The Shadow of the Crimson-THAT Ender-That vile beast...Her 14th incarnation to be precise...
Braxis: We know not her motives nor her whereabouts, as usual, but we are aware that she has been dealing with the Omega Plus Godmodder, UserZero.
Braxis: For what purposes we do not know, but we presume it has something to do with Her Gates...Or something. We aren't terribly sure, but we are to warn you. After all, the ranks of the Psi Wars included the Player...His Descendant should be aware of a task he may need to take up, in absense of a declared Player.
Braxis: We had presumed her reapperance would require more than a mere few Years, though...That is also concerning.
Braxis: Rest assured, we will send in some reinforcements should She ever appear-we have no reasons to assist beings whose powers they often exploit tear into space and time, and no reason to restrain ourselves against our immortal slaver.
Braxis: ...As for you three.
Braxis turns away from Toast (as you now realize she was only looking towards him/her/them/tem), and to the trio of Gail, Mikoto and Inari, with less admiration and more buisnesslike poise.
Braxis: We would normally charge you a fine of 75 Emeralds for the illegal intrusion of sacred ruins followed by attempted theft, but the unfortunate reactivation of that ancient guardian, coupled with the ruins desecration, is more than enough to let you off without punishment, if only because improptu Icepick Surgery is probably punishment enough.
Braxis: We claim no responsibility for what happened, mind-we only learend after the fact, those things were going to get dismantled later...
Braxis: Also, we don't know who did it but someone attempted to teleport into someone's office?
Braxis: Teleportation into buildings is illegal in Moog City, for theft and assassination prevention.
Braxis: We know whoever did it returned, so whoever did it is fined 75 emeralds.
Braxis turns back to ~Toast.
Braxis: We hope you luck on your endeavors, and feel free to visit the last free city of Endermen at any time.
Braxis and the other Endermen teleport away-not in Ender particles but in some kind of fog and smoke. You don't quite know, but at the very least these Endermen don't live in the End, so you presume their differences stem from this.
In any case: You now have access to Moog City (through the hole) and the local Minecrafitan population, and can commune with them! Sadly, Chat logs within the confines of the 5,000 barrier are illegible garbage outside it (a quick check confirms this), so you can't automatically prove anything without first De-corrupting all of your Evidence (though you can at least spread the word that UserZero isn't being truthful about things). You are also promised Moog City Reinforcements, if Ender appears-or rather, when.
Even I wouldn't think it too surprising if she was a Gatekeeper at this point.
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 6/16
Greater Orb of Earth 6/11
Orb of Earth completed!
7/20 for an attack
7/50 for The titan of earth
18/50 for Initiation
Suddenly, a glass orb of earth launches out of nowhere and flies into the middle of the storm of elemental energy and dissolves, the energy that was swirling pulses, pulses again. then again. Then again. Like a heartbeat.
And then it explodes outwards and reforms into a singular being. It seems to echo with power beyond what is actually in it.
It is oddly intimidating, even though it seems to just be a meager earth elemental, and an incomplete one at that.
A small handful of people among the small handful that were paying attention recognize why it seems to powerful.
It is feeding off of the Descendant energy flowing through the Battlefield, empowering it, reverbrating it, channeling it.
On its own, this figure may not ever ammount to much.
But if others use it, this elemental may become the center of a storm of destruction.
It slowly hovers over to Richard and... bows?
"Master."
Godmodder477: Hello? Godmodder477:...Uh, go smash those guys.
He points in the loose direction of the three remaining PZs.
Save the World... Sort of 27/50 (+5 from TNT, +1 from ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST)
Redstone ABSCONDS into Uzi.
Uzi just stands there, not even bothering to question why you decided to aimlessly run into her. You smack into her armor, take the thorns damage, and get flung backwards by serious knockback.
Actions:
I'm new so I'll survey my surroundings, I've noticed a Chara, a Sans, Knife Clusters, and Minecraft players commanding armies from other games. A Richard and UserZero appear as well. Am I missing anything else important?
50/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time *Saved* + Talist
6/50 A Youkai that needs to get off her lazy bum and fight.
40/40 DO NOT ATTACK THIS ENTITY. SERIOUSLY.
+8 saved
+3 IGU, no hard feelings
I examine the three Archways. If nothing comes up, I examine the desk where the being was. Then I try passing through the archways to see if that will somehow work.
"Seems like Limbo. Haven't been here before. Appears to be wreaking havoc with my powers."
CAPTAIN FALCON GUARDS STAR'S ARMORED PHONE.
Come on! Yes! 3/3 (THIS CAN BE USED ABSURDLY QUICKLY NOW)
Show Me Ya Moves! 5/5
FALCON! PUNCH! 5/8
DO NOT ATTACK THIS ENTITY. SERIOUSLY.
Two people suddenly appear out of nowhere. One disappears, while the other freezes in place...
"Get away...Get away..."
The Innocent One:
80,000/80,000 HP
No attack
Passive: Cannot be hit by Multitarget moves, and can only be attacked through direct order.
After 3 turns, banishes one entity from the field permanently. Not killing, but can never be used or resummoned.
Those who attack the innocent purposefully...are some of the worst scum imaginable.
UserZero stares at The Innocent One. Innocent One summoned!
Captain Falcon bodyguards Star's Phone!
You gain little information on the Archways that you did not already possess. One doesn't give off any feeling at all-the one directly behind. The one to the left is unsettling. The one to the right is calming. That's all the additional information.
space-time shudders around the desks as you turn towards them, and nine figures situate themselves amongst them. Tall and powerful, robed. You cannot get a glimpse at their forms-too obscured.
The one dead-center speaks.
Limbo...You would be correct, Star. No need to beat around the bush, then. We are the Council of Nine, overseers of this world. We have many duties-most primary amongst them the imprisonment of all Multiversal criminals. We do not believe you will be here forever, but until the time that the Narrative seeks your release, your crimes against the Multiverse-including most primarily the continuation of two Godmodding Wars. These Wars are inherently degrading to the very fabric of Fiction-every use of even the slightest godmodding power is a weakening of the bonds of space-time and casualty as we know it. You are also here on charges of assembling Multiversal Organizations and disrupting Universal Orders, both of which cause Narrative Resets in whatever world they/you touch respectively. Unsurprisingly, all upon a world reset do not magically revert to a prior period, as is assumed, and instead die, and your knowledge should have made this blatant. This mass death is to be avoided-the Narrative's will is beyond us, Star, but we shan't be provoking it into killing innocents. We will constitute aversions of Paradox Events to be exceptions to this-but nothing else. The counts are still staggeringly high.
You are not here to stay, for now, but consider this a taste of the punishment you have wrought for yourself.
The gateway behind you opens up, leading to a vast gray expense...You feel the eating of your very being increase ever-so-slightly. You're not sure if those warrant a stay in Limbo, but you're not really in a position to argue it...
The Council of Nine are still here, staring at you. You can ask them questions or just leave. You doubt they're going to be here forever, mind, but you don't think they're going to just run off the instant you walk out either. For that matter, that gate won't close until they're gone.
[RP AND ATTACKS]
Now, for the enemy we actually care about. sans. Killing us players every other turn? That's just rude. Dealing over 100,000 AoE damage per turn? That's even worse. I've ignored you for now, as dealing with the Coffins and the Imperator has been a lot more important, but now, you must die.
ConsumerOfAll: sans. ConsumerOfAll: you've been, very, very, annoying. ConsumerOfAll: now to off you. ConsumerOfAll: this is as much rankskipping as richy, but i need you dead for non rankup reasons.
The grief reforms around the Conglomerate's stick, before time stops. I make time duplicates of Chara's knives, before surrounding sans with them. Time resumes, and sans predictable dodges, but wait, that's not it!
I put a knife on top of my head, and throw it down at me. Reality then shifts around me and sans, and we swap positions. That was too easy to dodge for a hope of sans getting hit. Let's fix that. I throw the scythe-stick at sans, and time begins to distort around him, before it completely freezes time in the area that he happens to be in. I take another time cloned knife, and attempt to copy Chara, swinging my knife in a long arc, connecting directly with sans. More reality warping stimulates Chara's aura of killing intent, and the massive damage attack connects with his body, which he probably avoids, due to still being over 100% evasiveness. However, the killing intent, combined with the hatred still coursing through my body is enough to badly effect sans' mind. He slows down slightly. I swing again, Chara-style. This time, the world around sans, shifts, and a scene can be played.
The human stands near Papyrus. He tries to tell her to change her ways. She doesn't listen. sans has already seen this. He knows what happens next, right?
Not entirely. The human, using a knife instead of the gloves, stabs Papyrus. Usually, he would be instantly reduced to dust. Here, however, she continues to cut through Papyrus. He yelps, and pleads for mercy. sans sees the pain his brother is in, and tries to step in, impaling the human with a bone, and the illusion breaks, and sans realised that he just stabbed a voodoo doll of himself, created using Reality magic at the beginning of the illusion. The damage taken transfers to himself, and where he impaled the human, sans feels pain, sheer pain. Sure, being over 100% means that he will evade it, but still, that has to hurt. While sans is in pain, I realise that he's probably pretending to be in pain, and stab him in the skull with the scythe.
Barrier:
A charge is complete. What to do with this? I could change the Terrain or Weather, but I don't have many ideas for that, apart from a summoning one. I could summon something, but sans would murder it in five turns. On the other hand, Chara is very vulnerable, and very much a glass cannon. Let's fix that.
More time clones of Chara's knives appear, rotating around me. I telekinetically arrange them into rings, and move them around Chara's Suit of Knives. I repeat this, until knives surround Chara similarly to Twichy's Red Array of Death.
ConsumerOfAll: Hey, Chara, can you put your murderous intent into these knives? ConsumerOfAll: Oh, I have my normal text back. ConsumerOfAll: Yay.
I then enchant the knives, first of all to rotate quickly around Chara, and second, to have some godmodding energy in them, usable to block attacks more efficiently, and finally, to regenerate. I then use more magic to bind the Shield to part of Chara's lifeforce or SOUL, whatever is more easily usable. If she doesn't like it, she can unbind it and dispell it. An attack aimed at the Suit promptly hits the Shield. This is excellent.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Terrors from the Future 13/30 (+3 from piono, if still usable due to the cancellation of Elemental Ascendance) ============================== Magical Theories 33/50 (+2 from Battlefury) ================================================== Barrier 50/50 COMPLETE! (+1 from Battlefury, +5 from Tazz) ================================================== ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (12/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (8/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (8/??) ================ +2 to TT2000, +1 to Battlefury
Remember the Void Shield? This is extremely similar to it, blocking attacks that are sufficiently weak, but faling to penetrate sufficiently strong enough attacks. Unlike it, there is a penalty to fail to penetrate past it. All attacks that fail to penetrate will cause the murderous intent to spike up, and deal moderate (~10,000) damage to the attacker. Oh, you say, we only have to kill it once? That's what the Soulbinding I mentioned earlier is for, as long as Chara, in either of her forms, is alive, this won't disappear at zero health, and continue to regenerate. Have fun, vulnerable players!
(I genuinely didn't get that Uzi was in the stick until a while back. Still, it's now one of my weapons, and I will keep it.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher, Conglomerate's Stick
Shield of Murderous Intent summoned! It'll do as you say.
You hear the sound of a whope cushion just as you smash the scythe through 'sans,' making you realize what you just did was mostly a waste of your time, though sans is sweating harder than ever...
The Congolmerate's Stick breaks in two. It appears the mere wood wasn't too stable after that.
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 1/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 7/16
Greater Orb of Earth 7/11
7/20 for an attack
7/50 for The titan of earth
24/50 for Initiation
+2 to revan, +1 to xslayer
Oh, derp. I'd already posted my guy's intro. My new one was way better, I should have gone back and edited it.
*sigh* oh well. Anyways, repost because I'm an idiot and it was splitdop time.
Saving my action for when the EotB comes out.
((Revan, play the tape))
The OP King appears, looks at the spot, looks at the chairs made for the others, and even though all that can be seen is a silhouette, you would swear you could see the OP King cracking a grin. There is the sound of a finger snap, followed by the sudden apparition of the most majestic throne, very explicitly designed with the intention of antagonizing other movie-goers with a message of "My chair is better than yours." Funnily enough, godmodding attempts bounce off of it.
It seems that this particular instance is insignificant enough that the OP Scale isn't kicking in to prevent the OP King's overwhelming overpoweredness from beating out anyone who might try to one-up them in this case.
Looks like they win this particular game of one-upsmanship (that is, of course, assuming that anyone else tries to interfere with the throne). Or do they? Upon realizing that they can't actually destroy the OP King's throne, everyone else begins spending their time trying to make their own movie seat bigger and better! They can't let this smug git get the better of them!
But every time they look back, the OP King's theatre seat is bigger and more impressive, the second or third time, a Flowey screen has been added, specifically for the sake of giving the OP King something to visually laugh at the others with.
After someone gets fed up with it around the fifth or sixth time around the flowey screen turns out to NOT be invincible like the rest of the chair, but you know.
This competition results in everyone spending the EotB (and portions of the main update) building up their chairs instead of actually doing their actions or listening to the exposition. If revan plays the tape like I hope he does, randomly interrupt actions throughout the update, or even lock down the entire thing if you want to give yourself a breather and have an infodumpdate instead while everyone's busy wasting time on movie theatre seats.
Meanwhile...
The elemental (Sigh... Elemental Ascendance ain't happening now. This guy's not going to get a proper introduction for a long time now.) continues to swirl it's energy. It is steadily growing in power, although it is still very clearly incomplete.
It picks up a large rock and throws it at Chara. Chara slices through it with a knife-or not
Instead, the rock, having been compressed through the application of gratuitous earth majjycks was dense enough that many of the knives in the knife suit instead just sort of broke, and the rock smashed its way through a very large chunk of metal slicey things before it was finally ground to dust.
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 1/16
Interesting name for it, Piono.
The OP King negates the next 2 actions due to Throne Wars! You deal 7,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
I proceed to switch to PZ and offer UserZero a very large beef bowl (With cabbage, of course) while talking about MURDERS with her. But first I proceed to ask her if she wants an stupider-looking boss, because she needs them (Stupid-looking=Powerful). I proceed to summon a really tough dominatrix banana...I then reveal that I was lying about switching to her side right after the beef bowl reveals it's true nature: It is a portal to the meat dimension (That also comes with cabbage. Everything in this post has cabbage for some reason)...which turns out to look like a tropical paradise made out of meat. In fact, the sights, specially the beaches and shores, are beautiful even to those who don't like this kind of aesthetic. The trees look like their leaves are made out of beef steaks, or, to shorten it, Fsteaks.
While there, UserZero has to engage her own shadow archetype, who claims to be her true self...And she is a life-loving, pacifistic, kind person who doesn't have issues with anyone but can still kick RENOVATE anyone's rear end.
Said archetype can't be really destroyed: The only way to get rid of it is to accept the traits it embodies in an excessively exaggerated fashion, which UserZero won't do.
I keep working onto rebuilding the earth 29/50(+3 from crusher48)
I keep doing a level system based on rudisplorking 5/50
Initiation 1/50
alchemies
Zone of control && infinity of love gives ???? 1/??
WISE FROM YO GWAVES && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives ??? 1/??
Infinity of love && Damaged Transmutation field alternator && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives ??? 2/??
I help proof of concept(three times)
Then I rot in a prison for eternity.
I (think I) already gave you a level for ZoC and infinity of Love!...You can't make it dog. In fact, let me save you some time: An infinity of love is going to make it uncraftable. It's INFINITY. Infinity is powerful.
WISE FROM YO GWAVES && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental = NOPE BACK IN YO GWAVES (Level 15: 1/16)
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 9/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 9/16
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all) 6/16 lv. 15
=====
I notice that nobody has summoned an one-post summon that is both silly and immensely amusing lately.
So i summon one, for kicks and LOL's.
[PZ] Yummy Coffee. 10000/10000. Causes whoever kills it to be stunned by yummyness. An entity can drink it for an extra action for two turns. Drinking will take place before killing, because i love time paradoxs and we need more of them. Oh, and it tastes disgusting to [AZ]'s and [GS]
ithen give the OPking's chair an HP bar and attack power of 1,000,000. This sheer level of OPness causes the OPscale to fire it's conceptual laser eyes at it, melting it with the power of being a concept. Then, i pull out a chair made of extremely fluffy dog blocks, made from compressed compressed dog blocks, with a dog blanket, made from an extremely fluffy dog pelt, and dog 4d glasses, which are made of dog plastic and dogscape sand puppys. Before long, my DOG antics shall soon spread to this battlefield. Muahahhaha. I then sit down in my chair, with my dog blanket, and wearing my dog 4d glasses.
Did i just say that out loud? Meh, who cares.
i then proceed to point out that ampll's attack will probably fail on the ground of his betrayal not being dramatic enough to change his allegiance for real, and while that might not be a problem in any other case, it is in a game where their is no fourth wall, and the fifth wall is practically a crumbling ruin.
I then proceed to notice the lack of a wall
battlefury13: hold on, is this thing boardcasting to the entire server
battlefury13: here we go.
battlefury13: ....
battlefury13: again, i advise you to stay away from the ruins of the wall within 5000 blocks of the big tree.
battlefury13: no seriously.
battlefury13: you all saw that wall, now someone went and rekt it.
battlefury13: in case you are wondering what is behind that wall, i would best describe it as a recently weakened due to retgonning genocial flower, a massive planet of spice, multiple creatures of immense powers, reality warpers, paradoxes, two godmodders fighting, one of which is an omega plus, a genocidal one-hitting boss, a dog that causes you to glitch out, a large amount of high-to-low functioning sociopaths that are hyperpowered by the narrative and conflict, are immortal...
battlefury13: oh, right. there is also a skeleton killing a bunch of drunken idiots who thought having an HP bar was a good idea. luckily the neutrals are not getting attacked, so my "investment" is safe.
battlefury13: plus, chances are your gonna die a lot.
battlefury13: and even if you do avoid that battle, a lot of hostile entitys and such are roaming the territory, not to mention the massive holes in the landscape, month's old landmines, unused superweapons, various dud nukes that will probably go off, rotting entity corpses, deadly shifts in terrain
battlefury13: not to mention the alpha godmodder. hes cool.
====Toby Dog====
Continue murdering Ultra Greed. If he dies, end the cooking contest on the grounds that the Toby Dog is commanded by a [PZ], and therefore is defacto a [PZ] with a dejure [N] label. If patch quilt is reddyfreddy, use on self.
Also, Ultra Greed's Integrity should be lower since the Toby Dog had a double action on the round Dummied out was used, but only used one of those actions in the EoTB.
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (13/13)
TWIN SHEARS OF LEVIATHAN: Two sets of shears, made of the finest electrum, that glow slightly green. The wielder is able to call upon the powers of the sin of Envy, stab people and manipulate others' envy with them.
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (8/13)
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (5/13)
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (1/13)
Project M13b-ON THE OTHER SIDE (50/50) (Refund)
Project M12-The Typographer (35/50) (+1 compensation)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (3/50)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Story/Entity
It so happened that Yuzita's files also contained her primary lifeforce. Without any time to switch over, her life-force was obliterated, and she collapsed onto the ground. It also just so happens the Resurrector 2.0 had encountered an error and was unable to revive her.
Three universes away, in Delta-Lojbanic Empire III, a small, undeletable file appears on a computer system, named "HLV_107.spirit".
Suddenly, a portal opens up out of nowhere and out pops a giant ship, the NSM Radar Overseer II. It allies itself with Richard.
[AZ] NSM Radar Overseer X: Armor Plating: 120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the NSM Radar Overseer X! Diarrhea Death Ray: III. EAS Tones Cannon: IIII. Micro-Orbital ROFL Laser: IIIIIIII.
Diarrhea Death Ray: 3-charge. The power of a captured Diarrhea Death Star incarnation, upgraded to actually work, is unleashed upon 3 targets. They take low to medium damage.
EAS Tones Cannon: 4-charge. The hearing tests of Dr. AT88TV are weaponized and levied against a single target, dealing high damage.
Micro-Orbital ROFL Laser: 8-charge. The full power of the Orbital ROFL Laser, condensed into a weapon the size of a soccer ball. Deals massive damage to a single target.
[PZ] RSM Information Robot X: Armor Plating: 120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the RSM Information Robot X! Highway Storm: III. Highway Cascade: IIII. Information Ray: IIIIIIII.
Highway Storm: 3-charge. Air-drops Highway Cookies onto 3 entities, crushing them under tons of asphalt, concrete and Windows Vista. Deals high damage to them.
Highway Cascade: 4-charge. Unleashes a heavy-duty Highway Cannon, dealing high damage to a single target.
Information Ray: 8-charge. Fires a massive ray of information at a target, wiping their mind and dealing massive damage.
I then place these restrictions:
When the NSM Radar Overseer X is destroyed while the RSM Information Robot X is alive, all AZ entities take massive damage spread out equally among each entity type.
When the RSM Information Robot X is destroyed while the NSM Radar Overseer X is alive, all PZ entities take massive damage spread out equally among each entity type.
The NSM Radar Overseer X must get more yes votes than no votes from AZ players in a turn to use its specials. The NSM Radar Overseer X will attack with the strongest attack given to it in a turn during the EOTB.
The RSM Information Robot X must get more yes votes than no votes from PZ players in a turn to use its specials. The RSM Information Robot X will attack with the strongest attack given to it in a turn during the EOTB.
The NSM Radar Overseer X can only attack PZ entities.
The RSM Information Robot X can only attack AZ entities.
NSM Radar Overseer X and RSM Information Robot X both summoned! They will do as you say. I'll refer to them as the Radar Overseer and the Information Robot.
Yuzita killed! Yes, you can instant-kill entities under your control if you so see fit.
Priest? I could not wait for you to fall asleep so I can communicate with you, instead I sent my will on the Battleground. I am sorry to tell you this, but the plan is cancelled, we are going back to the original one.
What about Gaster?
He is still not working with us. It would not work anyway, because there are about 5 entities from Undertale. If you were to summon one more, not to mention it's shattered in reality itself, it would fall under the Curse of Repetetiveness.
Alright, so back to the plan with you, Nihilus and Uroboros. But what about the Elemental Ascendance?
They disbanded, because I told them one secret: User Zero and the Council of Godmodders is going to dissolve Omega Flowey back into the six masochists. Better for everyone, I guess.
The figure disappeared. Ker continued walking near the Movie Projection place, and then he notices the NSM Radar Overseer X. He attempts to use one of the levitation spells to get on it's top, then spam-uses the Oblivion Aura spell that he created using the Ars Magica II mod* while running all over it, then proceeds to find it's core/engine/fuel tanks and stab it 5 times with his Obsidian Sword.
*The recipe is Self>Duration x3>Firestorm>Damage x3>Blizzard>Damage x3>Starstrike>Damage x3>Color:Black
If anyone wants to know how I got the 6/50 on all charges, it's 4 from the EA + 5 from first update + 5 from the second update + 3 from Uzi divided by 3.
Hmmm, okay... I hug Mr. Stun Guy. Specifically, I give him an ANTI-STUN hug, which makes him so very not-stunned and capable, he takes damage, as it goes against his very nature!
Many issues right now. But I am a super-advanced AI, so I can attempt to address them all.
Problem 1: Richard isn't dead, and is vulnerable.
Solution 1: Put a bot in his ear that drills into it and then implants speakers. Then, unleash the entire brass band (including the infamous Tuba) into his ear.
Problem 2: UserZero isn't dead, and is vulnerable because she forgot to make herself invulnerable.
Solution 2: Send a Minecraft Forums Drone in to use its Curse ability to Curse UserZero with the "Curse of How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The {REDACTED} Center Of SCP-173?", which forces UserZero to lick SCP-173 until she either dies or gets to its center (50% of the predicted deaths are from neck snap, and 50% are from starvation). Oh, and the center is probably even nastier.
Problem 3: Sans is about to be vulnerable, and needs protection. Solution 3: Send four XCOM Rookies to him, who will provide him with Redshirts to defend himself with (since Redshirts have to all die before any heroes do).
Problem 4: UserZero's overpoweredness continues, with her newest trick being an outright one-shot of a 350 post boss (OOC: I get the reasoning for it, but what exactly is EXOS supposed to think?).
Solution 4: Continue development of the Cataclysm Shield to protect our entities from having their abilities ignored. Unfortunately, this will take a while.
Problem 5: Chara is still present.
Solution 5: Invent a new magic spell called Knives to Gummy Bears, and use it on her Suit of Knives. Though it only actually converts a few knives (even though the spell was designed to mess with Knife Nuts, it doesn't work against thousands of knives), the knives that are converted happen to be very important linkages in the thing.
You do so much at once that the only real thing you get done is dealing 2,000 damage to the Suit of Knives, as the Godmodders block your attacks easily (Richard through earplugs and Uzi through her liquid acidically melting SCP-173 in a single lick)! The Redshirts will do as you say.
I lift my finger in the air to create the little greyish ball so I have to make bigger until the size of the double fist size then I pull out another double-fist size ball which is the orange one. I combine it together to make it a bigger dual coloured orb which is the grey and orange ball. I compress my orange and grey coloured orb to bring me power to the palm of my hands and I shoot the orange and grey laser beam right at the Suit of Knives
The only Market 1/50 (My Idea would be a bit overpowered so I have to use another 50 post Charge so that only AZ and N players could buy my potions and my alchemies.)
[RESERVED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]
The Plusinator Crystals 50/50! +1 from Hezetor and +5 from Tazz (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Max: Level 14+ or Level 15 (Without the Plus) Same Power as the Level 15 if you make the Level 14+ Item.)
The Plusinator Crystals can amplify the Level of the Alchemy when used in Alchemy making process, also these can be used for powering up Potions If I say a Nectar OoO Critical Potion that results me a Potion of Dire Nectar for the stronger version, Nectar ooO Plusinator Crystal Ooo Critical Potion will results me a Potion of Dire Nectar+ (Stronger than the Potion of Dire Nectar) however these would never go past Level 25 because of the Great Gamemaster Rules (or GGR for short) also, All Plusinator Crystals can create a hundred Googolplex more Alchemy results (Like I say in DTGverse, There is 75 Millinillion Potion Combination results) All Alignments (including GS and PZ) can use a Plusinator Crystal so that we make it more balanced.
Project Neo Squad 1/50 (An 5 player (10 player the new max so that I will make 7 entities in total and the new entities gets a heck load of bonuses) AZ/N Only Collab Multi-Summon that can repair the entire AZ Advantage after the Incident of Omega Flowey (Sans and Chara).)
Alchemy Creation:
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 11/16
Nectar oOo Plusinator Crystal OoO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar+ 1/10 (Just creating another one K?)
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Recommended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that I make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
The Light Magician got caught up by the Crimson Attack and she got blasted into the beam of light joining the Shadow Magician and the Elite Swordmaster (which the other 2 fell victim to the Verboten Jam 129 pages ago.) and she was talking to them about naughty jokes (Some of these that is a bit extreme for MCF)
Mr. Stun Guy's Action: I throw the Stun Dice at RSM Information Robot X and Joshua because these would cause chaos on other friends. Also, my Stunning powers are way too great to handle sorry about that other First Guardian. (I have been training my Stun powers for a whole year so that Anti-Stun Hug would be really useless for that attempt.)
+1 to Toast, Talist and Hezetor.
Charge Bank: +1 from Talist
OOC: Are we are doing the Super Summon Talist? (The Super Hidden Entity in the AZ only PM)
I had already said the Plusinator Crystal was a no-go! Spend that 50 on something else instead! (Plus we already have the Fine feature, which does this anyways). NOT summoned!
"FYI, I wasn't dead. Wouldn't be surprised if I slept for another 3 years at this point, though."
Yeah. Sure. (He definitely does later on)
"What?"
NOTHING, nothing!
Anyway, after a few months underground sleeping, the ground above him began to distort as his SOUL AND A HALF merged with his body once again.
Thankfully, the distortions faded soon after. And after a few cracks as if a layer of thick, hardened skin was being broken, a dark gray being bursts from the ground which he resided in, dirt and rock flying everywhere (as well as a myriad of black dragon scales). He looks around a bit.
"...Looks like it was a good time to wake up and start anew."
He peers into some sort of staff before it crumbles to dust a few seconds later. What that staff was remains a mystery.
"So perhaps I should try a different approach to this..."
I have no idea what he's talking about. (Actually I do)
"'Scuse me?"
You heard nothing!
Nevertheless, DarkSide, as he likes to be called, wanders away from the current battlefield, and begins digging underneath a mountain. I wonder what his plan is...
OOC/RESPONSES
Yeah, I'm back after a few months of being away from this session. Of course, nobody really cares, as I never posted around here very often, so... yeah.
STATS
DarkSide - Alignment: [N] - Sway: [GS] (Will help the swayed alignment primarily, but will defend his own entities if they are in danger)
CHARGES
Walled Up (1/20) [ENTITY]
Fortificationizing (1/50) [ENTITY]
RPG-ification (1/50) [UPGRADE + PLAYER VULNERABILITY]
Daybreak && North Pole && Well-used magic barometer = Frigid Sun (Lv. ?, 1/?)
Sack || Moon Ash && Sun Ash && Eclipse Essence = Ashes to Timestamps (Lv. ?, 1/?)
SUPPORT:
No idea.
Welcome Back, DarkSide!
On the one hand, you never did properly switch from GS to Neutral because all backstabs aren't dramatic if done rapidly, as you did, so that didn't fly. On the other, it's been such a long time that I will allow you this switch if you so choose-though GS as a now consistently gets +1 per turn and, honestly, I think playing Neutral is one of the most boring ways to play DTG. Your call.
Daybreak && North Pole && Well-used magic barometer = Frigid Sun (Lv. 25, 1/26)
Daybreak is a massive one-shotting laser cannon, is responsible for the death of Project Binary's serpent projection back in DTG2, and overall, is not to be messed with lightly. Alchemy cap is currently 15, so you can't make this. Even then, Daybreak's properties make that a one-use high-damage weapon.
Sack || Moon Ash && Sun Ash && Eclipse Essence = Ashes to Timestamps (Lv. 14, 1/15)
@Talist even if the entity will be summoned in the future the current state of things is pretty advantageous for all of us.
Hezetor slowly flies next to the dead carcass of Tarkus and thinks about the futility of his actions.
Tarkus is gone... incapable of escaping his fate, while the legend says he would escape in water after a life of war and a birth in fire, incapable of avoiding death, this product of war and violence killed like this, this is a story that is better left untold, at least I now know the true power of that child, the ability to kill all, pretty simple, yet expressed in such a... gruesome way, at least compared to the supreme beauty that is my atomic manipulation and that's what I'll just show to this creature.
Hezetor points his index finger towards Chara and starts to use his power over atoms, the attack that he wants to perform his aided by the Module of Atomic Manipulation that is installed in his Modular Armor, of course by himself he would never activate such a device to improve his own powers, he is too proud to do something like this, but the Armor detects anyway the use of these powers and helps him anyway, the attack itself is incredibly simple yet effective he simply manipulates the atoms of Chara's brain in such a way that what remains is just hydrogen, incredibly easy and uncreative and that's why the attack fails to insta-kill Chara and probably just does some little damage to his armor.
... uh, I might have made a mistake let's try again.
Now he converts all the atoms in Chara's body to hydrogen, this of course doesn't work.
... ... ok, he is clearly death right now, what I'm seeing is just some sort of illusion, in doubt I'll just try again.
Now he disjoints all the atoms that compound his body breaking the energy bounds that used to keep them close to each other, of course this is another insta-kill attack that does not work, not only because Chara is a BOSS, but also because all attacks like these tend to fail or this game would be boring, like the fights that he used to have in the past.
I m p o s s i b l e. This is just nonsense, this can't be true, this in some sort of illusion, there is some sort of trick here.
After checking with all his spells he is now sure that there are no tricks nor illusions and in that moment he realized that his powers didn't work properly in this reality, at the beginning he had some suspects, but he refused to check if his power really never worked correctly in this reality, because you know, after having used for centuries an ability like this to quickly kill all you opponents, and just occasionally attack in some other ways as he did in his previous attacks, you know that you are not such a creative person, not only this, but the technique that is basically his trademark is completely non-functional in this reality. To all of this add the fact that his absorbing powers don't work correctly either and that his atomic manipulation was the only thing that gave him a certainty over his opponents, the certainty that he would kill all his enemies quickly and if that didn't work he could just absorb them and improve his arsenal, now he just realized that both his powers are non-functional.
NO. NO. NO. This never happened. What do I do now? I can't do anything. How is this even possible, there is some sort of spell active here?
Hezetor: Is this a joke?
After all of this is possible to see his face dripping, even if is his body that does not posses any sweat glands he is sweating, probably he is creating his own sweat with his atomic power subconsciously.
Was this the joke all along? I don't care if this body can die, I can create new ones, but... if my powers don't work correctly here, this means... no, wait I still have some spares and I've already resurrected here, so for now there is no problem, but if this thing gets more serious... what I'm going to do?
Oh oh my boy, for a "supreme" being you are quite desperate, if I recall correctly it was you the one that felt bored of the constants fights that ended in mere seconds, so instead of letting you limit yourself when you feel like doing it is the nature of this place that is limiting you, have fun.
Hezetor will copy Zarod and put the ability he takes in the fist slot, because apparently "occasional agony stacks" means "agony stacks for never".
Module of atomic manipulation &&
Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation
(neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 9/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 7/11)
+1 Talist, + 1 Pricey and +1 Toast.
22,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
Yes, your overly-long explamation of how your simple attack wasn't working made it more deadly even though it didn't kill.
A hooded teenager called Fanta wandered onto the battlefield, clearly not aware of the chaos around her. With a cheerful smile, the teen lifted her head and called out a greeting.
"Hey, Alfie~! What's good for today---"
It was at that moment that she realized that A) This is the wrong diner, There is a battle going on, and C) She knows NONE of these people.
"....Oookay then. Looks like I made a wrong turn...."
As Fanta turned to leave, she noticed there was a large figure that looked like Omega Flowey---
Wait, that actually is Omega Flowey!
Before the teen could fully comprehend this fact, the abomination suddenly faded to dust, and a Minecraftian with the word UserZer0 floating above her head came into view.
Clearly, this "UserZer0" person is a good guy! Er... Gal. Whatever, she killed a bad guy!
'Maybe I should go talk to her~!' Fanta thought to herself, a clueless happy smile on her face. 'It looks like she needs some help, anyways! There's a bunch of jerks ganging up on her, so she might need all the help she can get. Right?'
With that, the teen began to walk over.
She appears to not know how to use charges or assist yet.
Welcome, ArcaneDreamer!
The Battlefield is being flung with the most absurd attacks imaginable, and everything is exploding. Everything. EVERYTHING. The world is probably only intact due to consistent rollbacking from whoever moderates this place. Things are dying in droves, in ways abnormal to Minecraft death animations, while simultaniously also undergoing these death animations. This place looks like a thousand video game/movie/Tv scenes meshed into one.
I suddenly fall from the sky and land on a random table. I then slowly get up and look around to see that I'm in a... diner? I see some people fighting nearby with no idea who they are.
With no idea what happened in the last 191 pages, I join the neutral side before asking the nearest person about what's going on.
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[CHARGES]
0/0 ~ ???
0/0 ~ ???
0/0 ~ ???
[ENTITIES]
None
Short: UserZero blew up earth, blamed Godmodder477/Richard, and stuff happened. I think Pit explained this a lot better than I can.
7/50 A Youkai that needs to get off her lazy bum and fight.
1/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
To Save The Earth, one Charge at a time Saved and Completed
+8 Saved
"If going through any of the Gateways causes me to go to a new area, I explore that area. Also, in case you need to know which one I tried to enter, my order of trying was Right, Left, Center."
OOC: Someone is going to dislike me a lot.
CAPTAIN FALCON PREPARES CAPTAIN FALCON'S SECOND MOST POWERFUL CHARGE. DON'T WORRY, IT WON'T DO ANY DAMAGE. CAPTAIN FALCON STANDS UP TO HIS FULL HEIGHT, AND STARES AT THE 4TH WALL. CAPTAIN FALCON REACHES CAPTAIN FALCON'S HAND IN A SALUTE, AND CRIES OUT A VOICE THAT REACHES THE HEAVENS:
SUDDENLY, JOSHUA IS STRUCK BY THE PRIMAL URGE TO DEMONSTRATE HIS PROWESS. HE IGNORES ALL OF HIS ORDERS THIS TURN, AND JUMPS AT CAPTAIN FALCON'S LEGENDARY TAUNT. HE SHOWS HIS MYSTERY CHARGE TO THE DELIGHT OF EVERYONE. IT IS A WONDROUS SPECTACLE THAT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE TARGETED AT NO ONE. CAPTAIN FALCON PREDICTS A BIT OF RAGE COMING CAPTAIN FALCON'S WAY FROM ENGIE_NINJA.
Now, without window dressing: Captain Falcon uses Show Me Your Moves on Joshua. Joshua loses his turn, and has his Mystery Charge emptied.
Captain Falcon will do as you say! Rage levels intensify.
Attempting to walk through the other two gateways proves totally ineffective. They are solid walls. Only the back exit is open.
hey look that charge has 7 counts of AG and 3 counts of N
Just a Normal Day: 11/50
+20: 8/20 (yes, i used all +5 on this. don't laugh at me it's very important for future stuff)
"Wow, multiple newcomers. Well, looks like I have to recap."
"CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC!"
"It is the year 2011 (or 2016, depending on who you ask. blame time travel)."
"Someone thought it would be a bright idea to blow up Earth for two boss kills."
(todo: find better image to describe events)
"Of course, there's still a problem in where all the unlucky billions of lives have been stowed away."
"For reasons the teams of top scientists I totally have are still working on for the exact principle, what I know of the situation currently is that, because you liked Minecraft, now you are Minecraft."
"The culprit of that incident is either Richard to the AG side or UserZero to the PZ side, also depending on who you ask. (but it was userzero, she's trying to frame him)"
"Now you have to settle this feud of an egocentered maniac who will go on to be held responsible for three universes' deaths and a mass murderer who would probably kill you the moment you're vulnerable and your back is turned."
"Or you could side with Crusher and his ragtag group of players in stopping both of them or just stay neutral and help people as what you decide. Those work too."
"Throw entities at the battlefield to make other entities die, be creative if you're attacking in general, charge things for longer to make them more powerful, you can add up to +3 to somebody. There's your mechanics tutorial."
"Is there something I missed? No? Okay."
"And to be brutally honest, this war has no hero. Both of the people you see duking it out are villains only wanting to fufill their own goals."
"Like how you're going to try to make them give you their assists?"
"Why did I invite you?"
Thank you pit, for summarizing this game's story thus far so bluntly and beautifully.
(40 / 40) FLOWER -> rip guy floweri -> Curiosity Over A Side of Salt and Morals (+3, FBSN) HOLDING... (1 / 3)
(16 / 20) Prototype #2 (+8 total, FBSN, Tazzwarp)
+3 FSBN
=Action=
I decide to unleash the power of GAMEDEV on Uzi! I pull out a laptop, and load up a program known as "Game Maker: Psi". Lights flash around Uzi, and a strange, grey field loads up around Uzi, with an endless black, featureless floor.
ag: "Testing!" went the Sleuth, eager to murder Uzi slightly since there's no barrier.
I press some buttons, summoning a few strange... plant creatures? Whatever. Uzi attempts to pull out her signature uzi's, but finds out that she can only pull out a selection of six different weapons; a sword, a bow, a rifle, a flamethrower, a strange plant staff, and a hammer made of gears. She opts for the flamethrower, and starts igniting hordes of plant creatures. They go down rather fast, but there's already more to replace them! Uzi keeps spamming the flamethrower, but eventually it overheats!
She then opts for the hammer, bashing the non-existent skulls of all of the carnivorous plants in! As hundreds of dead plants lie around her, she's attacked by an aerial invasion; strange flowery-growths are flying towards her! They fire barrages of seeds at Uzi! Uzi promptly swaps to the sword, and ninja-reflects shots back at all the flower drones. This promptly destroys them!
Next is a wave of flying plants with MASSIVE TEETH OH GOD WHY. Uzi flash-steps through the entire horde of plant-teeth things, splitting them all into two equal halves! However, she fails to realize that the two halves are growing into fully-developed teeth-plant-growy things! They all fully grow, but Uzi easily murders them all again, and the split halves.
This goes on for awhile. I send endless waves of random plants at Uzi, but she keeps cutting them down. I then have no choice but to deploy the experimental boss fight! A giant red square floats into the area with Uzi...
ag: The Sleuth sighs. "I didn't want to show you this. It's still heavily in development. Don't judge it too hard."
It promptly teleports right above Uzi, and starts bashing her into the ground with 30 melee attacks a second. It also shoots massive balls of fertilizer everywhere, reviving all of the plant corpses it hits! Uzi is then swarmed by a horde of undead plants, all while being bashed into the floor rapidly. Eventually, the game crashes, catching Uzi in the crash. The world then promptly collapses on Uzi, before she properly returns to the battlefield.
ag: "So what did you think?" went the Sleuth earnestly. "I think I need better art assets."
UserZero pulls out an incredible series of pro moves to obliterate the boss within seconds, with no HP loss!
I decide to try summoning something, and manage to summon a mouse before it squeaks and runs off never to be heard of again. Impressed with this new ability, naturally I decide that I must summon THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT.
Boy that's a lot of unnecessary and random text colors.
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[CHARGES]
1/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
>DarkSide: Continue working on... whatever you're working on.
He continues digging, rather quickly, I might add, despite not having much on him at the time. Just what looks like a gold pickaxe with a ruby encrusted on the top, as well as various weapons with variable power. And for how much he dug, that pickaxe should normally have broke by now.
But it didn't. Perhaps he found the gold elsewhere, where it's not horrible? But I digress.
He also actually dug deep enough to find diamon-
"DIamonds? Seriously, who needs those pathetic gems?"
Uh..... (Yep, definitely not of this world)
"Sorry, what was that?"
Ugh... just... forgetaboutit.
...Ah, I guess he was right about some stuff. There's more powerful stuff around here, definitely.
"WHERE!?"
Find them yourself, moron.
"Ugh... fine."
Still wonder what his plans are... or what is running through his mind.
OOC/RESPONSES
None here.
STATS
DarkSide - Alignment: [N] - Sway: [GS] (Will help the swayed alignment primarily, but will defend his own entities if they are in danger)
CHARGES
Walled Up (2/20) [ENTITY]
Fortificationizing (2/50) [ENTITY]
RPG-ification (2/50) [UPGRADE + PLAYER VULNERABILITY]
Daybreak && North Pole && Well-used magic barometer = Frigid Sun (Lv. ?, 2/?)
Sack || Moon Ash && Sun Ash && Eclipse Essence = Ashes to Timestamps (Lv. ?, 2/?)
SUPPORT:
No idea.
Minecraft physics suddenly catch up. Your gold Pickaxe breaks. Actually, scratch that-it breaks into comonent molecules, not even visible dust.
For convenience, a Beginner's Guide to Minecraft (and a piece of paper to the Minecraft wiki) both appear for sake of sanity, because even you can't be that ignorant of where you are. This universe is...Rather central.
Well, there isn't much to do here now. Except to test out some tricks I learned about this place.
Ker focuses his mind on a place near Sans. Some time later, a window appears. No, not an actual window. It's a computer window. And there is something familiar about this.....
The window is actually Undertale. The game is inside the window.
So, because he doesn't have much to do, he completes the Genocide Route from by just thinking about the choices. He does that twenty times, in front of Sans' eyes. Just for fun.
He then proceeds to summon a crown made out of a skull with rubies embeded into the holes and gives it to Uzi. This does nothing, just makes her look cooler.
At last, he summons a cat for EVERY dog-related item, construct, attack and effect Battlefury has. The army of cats recognize that all the dog-related things are actually annoying dog-related things, which makes them shapeshift into the army of Temmies. They run at Battlefury attempting to jump at him and bite him. Then, they all disappear.
\=========|SUMMONS/THINGS FOR LATER|=========/
Darth Nihilus: 9/50 (+3 from Uzi (I’ll be doing them one by one now))
sans is sweating harder, though I believe this to be exertion to not strangle you. Uzi accepts the crown but stows it away. Finally, you will nerf Battlefury's next action.
Oh, oh my Flowey just died, well, that was unexpected, I guess I am no longer needed (OOC: That and when I came up with my character I themed them around Undertale and well I guess that's over now so I'll try something else.) (The child sets down their supplies and leaves) Goodbye and good luck.
Then suddenly Genericy the Generic Man steps out of a portal to act as my avatar until I can think of a new character.
Charges: 10/10 (+5 from general assist by The_Nonexistent_TNT )
A shot rings out as an acorn pierces Chara's Suit of Knives, The sending end of that shot belongs to an adorably tiny squirrel with an adorable acorn sniper rifle.
PLAYER ACTIONS:
1. I begin to summon a sentient, ambulatory surrealist portrait of Bob Ross to politely direct would-be attackers away from me. Everyone loves Bob Ross. Paper Bob Ross, N, HP 1/1 +Everyone Loves Bob Ross: No player or entity can target Bob Ross with an attack, nor can Bob Ross be collateral damage for any field-wide or AoE negative effect, regardless of lethality. +Polite Discourse: Any attempts made to harm Bob Ross's current player are automatically directed towards another player of the GM's choosing. -Opinionated: If Bob Ross's player does violent stuff, Bob Ross can leave the player for another. -Karmic Death: Bob Ross can be made to disappear or vanished by entities with appropriate special attacks, but the player that orders the disappearance gains the [Evil] attribute.
2. I summon a pair of iron boots, Zelda style. Iron Boots, Item +Anchored: The wearer cannot be pushed, pulled, dragged, thrown, and is immune to any effects caused by wind. Also provides a passive +5 charge bonus to actions involving pulling other objects. -Heavy: While worn, the wearer cannot fly or swim, and automatically sinks into soft hazards. Wearable: By some juju, removing the boots and putting them back into your inventory causes them to not weigh you down anymore. Go figure.
LAST TURN RECAP:
I looked around.
FLAVOUR:
Canon scans the battlefield, her curly locks drifting in the wind as she pulls the bill of her Air Force Racing ballcap lower over her eyes. All these people look manic to her, insane. Rather than launch herself into the fight, she decides to go check out that big tree, even if she has to take the whole battlefield with her to do it.
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DtG: Neutral, just wants to see that big tree in the middle.
Your flavour text lacks zest. Perhaps you should add some intelligence, hmm?~
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\=========|INVENTORY|=========/
Obsidian Double-Edged Sword
Void Wood Staff
Basic food supplies
Medical flora
Spellbook: Void
Ancient Holocron
Mod: Intangible
Basic Magic Mods
Basic RPG Mods
Basilisk's Fang
Heart of the Void
Knowledge Gem
Blue Crystal x5
Circuit Stamper
\=========|ACTIONS|=========/
Alright, it's time to start with Intangible. If I understood correctly, these crystals, called „Mods“, can bring features from other dimensions here. And Intangible's dimension is based around souls, so I hope it doesn't conflict with Undertale's soul mechanics.
Ker picks off some bones from the ground. Looks like a lot of animals died here. Then, he sharpens them, summons a couple of sheep and kills them with the bones. Small white upside-down hearts float from them. He then stabs the hearts, and they burst out into an aura of energy. The aura wraps itself around the bones, continuing to circle through their surface.
Well, that worked well. Now the next part is creating the Knowledge Gem.
5 pieces of lapis fall out of nowhere. Ker picks them up, and comes to a nearby water source. He then throws one soulbone and one lapis into it. In normal terms, you would have to wait. But because he's a FREKING WIZOORD they instantly merge into blue crystals. He does that to the remaining 4, too. Then, he summons some iron-
Nah, screw it. I just don't have enough time. From now on I'm summoning pre-made things.
The iron ingots disappear. Instead, a fully-working pre-made Circuit Stamper appears, as he puts 1 crystal, 2 soulbones that he made again by summoning sheep and killing them and 1 redstone into it. A lever appears next to the Stamper and pulls itself. Nothing happens.
Oops, wrong lever.
The obsidian lever disappears, only to be replaced with a normal cobblestone lever that pulls itself. The Circuit Stamper's cover falls down, and out of the small hole on the bottom comes out a blue gem decorated with soulbone. Ker takes it, and focuses his mind on one place. A ball of energy shoots in that direction, and a man-size disk of souls appears there, revealing it's actually...
Seriously? I had to go through all of this just to get a guide? Couldn't they just write it in a book or something?!
Chaos.
A shadowy silhouette appears next to the Outer God.
You call yourself a God? You have the dare to call yourself an omnipotent creator?! Look at yourself. You don't have a face...
Outer God's „face“ vibrates, fading from existence.
... a shape...
His body starts fading too. The voice gets more distorted and demonic.
... or a name!
As the figure finished the sentence, the Outer God's form jumps back into existence so quick it almost fell.
I created the Moon. I summoned every terror that crosses the surface at night. I created a dimension, and in it three Dark Lords. I am trully Omnipresent, Omnipotent and Immortal. I am the darkness that resides in the Void. I am the Goddess that feeds on sanity. I am Nocturna the Shadow!
Suddenly, spears made of true darkness appeared everywhere around the Outer God. Well, not just normal darkness. This was the new definition of „dark“. It was dark, darker yet darker. It was feeding off light itself, sucking it and plunging it out of existence. And not just spears. Scythes, maces, swords, knives, pikes, halberds, axes, double-bladed versions of all those, giant three-bladed stars...
3/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT (+1 from Pricey12345)
(Well, I'm bored. So I'll screw with Tazz's updates a bit. Don't worry. I don't create posts with proportions as epic as most other. And I'm mostly just testing a character for Neo-DtG/Post-Reset.)
A young little girl with an elegant dress enters the battlefield from a time rift. A slime-like creature is attached to her.
Ah, what a wonderful day. Now, where shall that being known as the Godmodder be? She looks around the battlefield, and finds out about the two Godmodders through her senses. As she looks around, her Manasite Shapeshifter protects her from any harm done from the crossfire. More than one of them? That's a pleasant surprise. Well then, if any Godmodder Hunters would like to tell me what's going on, I'd just do this.
Action:
Fraissa enters the battlefield as a GS. She then summons a thorny root that shoots up to Godmodder447.
Charges:
1/30: Heart of the Beasts: A staff that Fraissa normally wields. Stats: Artifact, 5 Durability. When used, grants a beast (basically her summons) a second attack for the turn and grants it a 20000 HP barrier for the turn, as well as +20% accuracy for the turn. Regains 2 Durability when I summon a beast.
2/20 (+1 from Terrain): Thunderbat: A large bat-like creature that can wield the power of electricity. 15000 HP. 6000 Attack. When attacking, it can deal 2000 damage to another target or grant itself a 2000 HP barrier.
2/20: (+1 from Terrain): Angelwing: A small fairy-like creature that aids ally by healing and protection. 15000 HP. Instead of attacking, it grants up to three entities a 3000 HP barrier and heals them for 3000 each.
She's basically a beastmaster that summons beasts.
Fraissa enters the battlefield as a GS. She then summons a thorny root that shoots up to Godmodder447.
Charges:
1/30: Heart of the Beasts: A staff that Fraissa normally wields. Stats: Artifact, 5 Durability. When used, grants a beast (basically her summons) a second attack for the turn and grants it a 20000 HP barrier for the turn, as well as +20% accuracy for the turn. Regains 2 Durability when I summon a beast.
2/20 (+1 from Terrain): Thunderbat: A large bat-like creature that can wield the power of electricity. 15000 HP. 6000 Attack. When attacking, it can deal 2000 damage to another target or grant itself a 2000 HP barrier.
2/20: (+1 from Terrain): Angelwing: A small fairy-like creature that aids ally by healing and protection. 15000 HP. Instead of attacking, it grants up to three entities a 3000 HP barrier and heals them for 3000 each.
She's basically a beastmaster that summons beasts.
Quick note: Balancing here is much different from TVtropes.
The HP of the 30 charge should be (4000x30 = 120,000, + 10000 = 130,000), and the Hp of the 20 charges should be (4000 x 20 = 80000, + 10000 = 90000.)
Quick situational updoop: One of the godmodders blew up earth, Uz0 is blaming Richard, Toast blew a hole in the wall that keeps out players, Chara is murdering everyone, Notch is basically floating around and existing in a state of doing nothing, sans is wrecking everything, and Omega Flowey lived for a full turn then died due to refunds.
/infopost
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
@Tabbune If you find your posts start deleting, make 11 total posts elsewhere on MCF (besides forum games).
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 2/50 (+1 from Pricey)
DOSH 3/25 (+2 from Hezetor)
Who gave a damn about paradoxes anyway? 3/50
~Alchemy~
-NOP-
1+ to Hezetor, +1 DarkSide (welcome to the real world), +1 to Pricey
~Inventory~
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
Wildfire (Level 10)
~
Red - Level 1 - 33'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
x4'000 on single digit taking entities.
~Action~
could i have a description of wildfire thanks its the lighter with firework things
~Toast winds up, and tosses a yellow stress ball with a smiley face on it at User Zero. It bonks her on the nose, before dropping to the ground.
sorry to burst your bubble toast but...
It literally does nothing. IT LIT-ER-AL-LY does nothing. And that's all ~Toast had planned. She hadn't thought very far ahead. It was a bit late, she had already used her action for this turn.
rip
did you really expect anything from that you dont seem to have thought this through
Well, besides gently nudging an olive near her feet, which rolled away slowly. But is that really worth mentioning? An OLIVE. Seriously, what could an olive EVEN DO? 'Why would you ever be significant in Destroying the Godmodder/s?'
~canned laughter~
Everyone laughs at the olive's misfortune at being placed in such a cruel world. 'Look at that olive, so small, so insignificant. It'll never grow up to be awesome and cool like us.' ~Toast, believing the hate was directed at her, stormed off to the Engiezero, which was still a ship, figuratively and literally. She didn't have time for this.
Almost in response to all this, a beautiful blue butterfly flutters down onto the ground. You have no idea what metaphor this could POSSIBLY represent.
Anyway, a few moments later, a bunch of builders call, arrive and start building a road across the terrain. A massive road, in fact. one-way 8-lane highway, to be precise. Appropriately, this grabbed everyone's attention for a bit. They all kinda just left the olive. It's not like it's plot-centric or will ever be significant in any way. Cars, trucks and motorcycles begin racing up and down the new road, oblivious to the battle adjacent to them. The olive, kinda ignoring regular physics, continued to roll onwards, and towards the road.
Drivers may have been oblivious to the battle, but they were not oblivious to the olive. They knew the dangers of olives. They read the government safety guides. They had seen the seen the videos. They swerved away, trying to get away from the approaching olive! LUCKILY, most of them got to safety, anf the olive would just roll to the edge of the road. One truck however, briefly tore his eyes away from the road (despite the DANGERS and the SAFETY GUIDES and the VIDEOS), and noticed a foam stress ball. How awesome are stress balls?o
"Cool."
And in that moment, disaster struck! The olive wedged itself between the road and the truck, and it (the truck) was flung hiiiiigh into the air.
TL;DR: ~Toast chucks a thing at Uzi, it knocks an olive away. It rolls onto a suddenly existent road. A truck trips over the olive, and falls on Uzi.
Ah, as strong as I thought. Well, I'll let you go for a while. It doesn't take my Hunter-Senses to say that I have no wish to be annihilated by a cluster-knive wielding maniac. Fraissa summons a missile of natural energy, then launches it at the Suit of Knives.
Charges:
2/50: Wileder of the Crystal's Scepter: Fraissa gains a Health Bar (250 000) and gains new abilities. Once per turn, she may grant an entity under her control a barrier that absorbs the first 10000 damage dealt to it this turn. That entity also deals 50% more damage this turn. Friassa can summon an Alaxian Elemental that has 20000 HP, attacks for 5000 and passively heals Fraissa for 5000 each turn. This summoning has a 3-turn cooldown
2/20: Thunderbat: 90000 HP entity. Attacks for 5000 each turn and can either deal 5000 damage to another target or create a 5000 point static barrier when attacking.
2/20: Frostcliff Bear: 70000 HP entity. Attacks for 10000 HP. Has a 20000 HP barrier that regenerates for 5000 a turn.
(I don't know how much attack those formula gives me.)
([down] Thanks. Does halving HP for double attack or vice versa work here?)
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Obsidian Double-Edged Sword
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The stuff that's missing is put in a chest.
\=========|ACTIONS|=========/
THREE DAYS LATER...
The Fortress of Ker'Nor stood tall, its towers reaching the skies. The smallest tower's top had a bridge connected with a mountain side, and it was filled with golems walking from it and to it, carrying bags sometimes filled with precious ore. They didn't need pickaxes or dynamite, as on their right arms, where the hand would normally be located, was actually a giant hammer.
In the Royal Hall on his obsidian throne waited self-proclaimed Emperor Ker'Athri Uroboros. He waited, and waited, until a different looking golem came there. It was smaller, human sized. The golem was holding a shield with Ker'Nor's banner on it. Crimson background, a golden ring with four gems and inside it a giant winged snake forming the letter S. He also wore black steel armor with a crimson cape and a knight helmet.
My Lord, I managed to infiltrate the SCP Foundation's laboratories.
Have you found anything useful?
I have found some papers that fool Crusher thought weren't important to hide. It contains info about something or someone they call „SCP 049“. Possibly our future contract.
Hmmm. Interesting. You may leave.
The golem started slowly walking towards the exit, in case his master asks anything else. He was just about to leave, when the Emperor shouted.
Arxelus! I need you to deliver a letter for someone. They call her User Zero.
If you say so, my lord.
He gave a scroll tied with a crimson rope to the golem. The letter was:
„Hera. If you managed to get this letter, that means two things. First, I won't melt my paladin Arxeus, the one who probably brought you this letter. If he didn't but you still got it, he's possibly already dead and someone found this letter and gave it to you. Second, I found out something. Remember how I said something about summoning a Godess? Well, in order to do that, I must summon her exactly six times. Every summon brings one part of her. The Space Ritual will summon her body. The Time Ritual will give her back her memories. The Reality Ritual will make her actually real, and not some apparation. The Soul Ritual will bring her knowledge of souls. The Power Ritual will summon her powers, and at last the Mind Ritual will summon her consciousness. Now, that would work theoretically. But would it work here? Because, if I heard correctly, one person can summon one entity with maximally fifty „charges“, and this counts as three hundred „charges“. So, will it work if I summon the same entity's parts seperately? Will that boost the entity's powers? I don't know much about this world's mechanics, and that is why I am asking you.
-Ker'Athri Uroboros“
After the paladin was gone, Ker put on his Soulbone Armor. He had about 15 of every soul except the Noble souls and Doomed souls. But every other type he had. Benign. Predatory. Unhinged. Wise. Malleable. Immutable. When he was sure nobody will come in, he teleported near Sans, waiting for the right momment to strike.
The paladin came back into the Royal Hall.
My Lord? You forgot to tell me how she.....
But nobody came.
...... looks.
Nonexistence.
A red mist wraps around Ninjatwist, causing him to suffocate. No matter what he tries, it always wraps itself tigher and tigher. This continues until he fallls unconscious, at which point it disappears.
\=========|STRUCTURES/BUILDINGS|=========/
Fortress of Ker'Nor:
40 Rooms
5 Storage Rooms
7 Towers
Intangibilist's Laboratory
The Dimensional Rift
The Royal Hall (Throne Room)
Stairway to the Void
\=========|SUMMONS/THINGS FOR LATER|=========/
Darth Nihilus: 18/50 (+4 from Uzi. +2 for mistake editing)
Tazz, please do me a favor, try calculating what my charges’ stats should actually be. I made mistakes where I thought Uzi gives +3 instead of +4 (That is why I added +2). So just tell me what the charges should actually be
Because really, we shouldn't let people split the dop by this much (even if life does force such huge cracks between the updop posts)
Tazz, I think you should go back to making both skeledop posts at roughly the same time to avoid having a huge buildup of posts right next to each other.
Oh, and tazz, I thought that posts between the splitdop were to be auto-nulled, so I left that one, especially since there were large amounts of charge discrepancy, as can be seen with how much it jumped up in the next post.
The first of my three posts was one I thought was going to be auto-nulled, otherwise I would have /nulled it.
Godmodders: UserZero/Uzi/Hera Ω, Godmodder477/Richard γ, Sans?, ConsumerOfAll α, $HaveARottenDay$ Δ, other guys you most probably won’t fight.
Bosses: Omega Flowey (Dead, only thing alive about him is his last attack, “Or be killed”), Chara (Gatekeeper, can instakill), Sans (GS, can kick ass).
Important stuff: the Earth is destroyed (I blame Richard) so you are basically your character (Except if you are a dimensional traveller), the Wall seperating everyone from civilization behind it is REKT, Uzi is vulnerable after the second split update because of “Or be killed”, Undertale ofically conquered the internet.
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Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
He blasts out from underground, with only a metallic cutlass in hand, and a desire for action.
"Ready for a challenge!"
Then he sees Chara.
"Tsk tsk tsk... knives. In a sword fight.
Either those are some seriously powerful knives, or you're a fool.
Looking at it, though... it definitely looks like the former."
He digs back into the ground, only to pop up behind Chara moments later.
"'Sup?"
He then cuts off a rather notable number of knives of Chara's suit, stabilizes them, and puts them away for future use.
((AKA I'm not in that creative of a mood atm, but might as well make myself useful))
OOC/RESPONSES
Eh...
...
Yeah, I actually think I'm gonna abandon the "Sway" mechanic for this game and just go full-on GS. Going lone wolf in this kinda game usually results in death and boredom anyway, as you've said. Someone mind telling me who the GS's are? Kinda forgot from the long-as-heck hiatus.
Also...
WRONG DAYBREAK!
I bet there are, like, SO MANY OTHER WEAPONS named this. So it's my fault that it wasn't clear on what I meant. See the recipe now to see what I ACTUALLY meant.
STATS
DarkSide - Alignment: [GS]
CHARGES
Walled Up (3/20) [ENTITY]
Fortificationizing (3/50) [ENTITY]
RPG-ification (6/50) [UPGRADE + PLAYER VULNERABILITY] (+3 Ire, thank you very much, pal)
Sack || Moon Ash && Sun Ash && Eclipse Essence = Ashes to Timestamps (Lv. 14, 3/15)
Daybreak (Terraria) && North Pole(Terraria) && Well-used magic barometer = Frigid Sun (Lv. ?, 3/?) (Leeet's try this again)
I guess you're thinking other stuff with this. *Cough*KidIcarusUprisingDaybreak*Cough*. So I can't blame you for the sudden over-leveling.
My bad for not clarifying. While Daybreak is known by you as the "One-use ultra OHKO laser cannon of DIE!!!", to me, it's the "Infernal Javelin of Burning DEATH!!!" After all, DarkSide doesn't hail from Minecraft, nor KI:U, nor the actual North Pole. *HERE'S THE ANSWER*. Also, it's where he got this "North Pole" from.
Attack: I teleport to the RSM Information Robot X then I rip out my eye to create the blood orb that is a size of my thumb then I close my hand to cover the mini blood orb however my new eye takes over my eye socket. My mini blood orb began to glow then I take a bit of power from NSM Radar Overseer X to make my orb into a Diarrhea coated Blood Orb then I focus until I fire a Bleeding Diarrhea beam right at the RSM Information Robot X with the farting noises coming out of the beam after I fired the beam at the RSM Information Robot X I cover my nose because it smells bad... *Augh...*
Slight RP: I then teleport to the Squirrel Girl just for a greeting and I pet it. I also plunge into a hole because UserZero is about to use Custodian and Omega Flowey is about to use Or be Killed...
The only Market 2/50 (My Idea would be a bit overpowered so I have to use another 50 post Charge so that only AZ and N players could buy my potions and my alchemies.)
[RESERVED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]
Project Neo Squad 1/50 (An 5 player (10 player the new max so that I will make 7 entities in total and the new entities gets a heck load of bonuses) AZ/N Only Collab Multi-Summon that can repair the entire AZ Advantage after the Incident of Omega Flowey (Sans and Chara). But not doing it until 5 Members+ joined this big summon)
Alchemy Creation:
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 12/16
Nectar oOo Plusinator Crystal OoO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar+ 2/10 (Just creating another one K?)
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Recommended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that I make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
Mr. Stun Guy's Action: I throw the Stun Dice at RSM Information Robot X and Joshuabecause these would cause chaos on other friends. Also, my Stunning powers are way too great to handle sorry about that other First Guardian. (I have been training my Stun powers for a whole year so that Anti-Stun Hug would be really useless for that attempt.)
+1 to CrazeePI, Sorodin and supercool (I send the Assists to 2 Neutral Newcomers and the Storm King so these may help in their adventure (Sorry about that Project [REDACTED] Members (Hezetor, Toast and Talist) for that.)).
woot the nights of staying up later than i would normally be due to typing up an attack for 0rigns has returned
this is fun.
===
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 9/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 9/16
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all) 6/16 lv. 15
=====
I pull out a dog laptop. It's made of dog so advanced, it had to be triple compressed. I then introduce Irecreeper's gamedev to my RPGmaker "hacks". I promptly smash my RPGMAKER into Irecreeper's little game, and then proceed to add a new class- "UserZero". This class is adjusted to have max growth in all four stat cratigorys. I then edit the "Actor" (character? i dunno, havent used RPGmaker in a while) of "UserZero" to have the "UserZero" class and start off with the following items
Weapon: Cheating with RPGmaker is fun. (+99 ATK, +99 DEF, +9999 HP, +9999 MP, 99+ SPD, inflicts every stats conditon including death, quintuple attack, triple action, all skills unlocked, counts as all weapon types)
Armor: No, seriously. Try stomping a RPGmaker game with edited in items. FNAFB is a good canidate. (999+ def, 99+ atk, +99999999999 HP)
Because UserZero has access to godmodding and those epic items, not to mention i screwed over the combat system into becoming the RPGmaker combat system, proceeds to slaughter everything. Then, suddenly, Irecreeper's interface shifts into that of FNAFB. Golden Freddy appears on screen, red eyes and all. Looks like he got that one event where Golden Freddy murders you. And by that, i tampered with the chances of it happening to Irecreeper, and only Irecreeper.
battlefury13: dont worry, it legit happened to me two times. in a row. once without saving.
Golden Freddy: (Excuse me while i hijack this character for his obvious dialogue.) ITS TIME TO gorilla SOME gorillaS.
Irecreeper gorilla'ed up!
I then toss some explosive dogs at Flowey. Yup. No mercy for you.
I quickly toss some .dog files into Star's Phone. They quickly take over, and after a though analysis that involves them slamming the phone into every godmodder on the field to test damage resistance and potential combat ability, decide to wait for another entity to convert into another UNDOG. For reference, the UNDOG was summoned as a result of a 50k damage dog-based attack that killed the resident godmodder's flagship mech, the UDY-mech. The result was the UNDOG, another boss with 400k HP and dog status effects.
It was promptly murdered by the same person who accidentally created it (me), giving me a monopoly on annoying dogs by giving me a spoil version of the Annoying Dog, which, amusingly enough, had basically used a toned down version of Arfifact blaster, it's special, to kill the UDY-mech. And by toned down, instead of a 14-round charge, it was a very long one shot.
Meanwhile, the .dog files delete every file on the phone except a few to spread the .dog files over the internet. They then decide to use the processing power of the phone as a prototype brain. Meanwhile, DOG suddenly erupts from the phone. The DOG infestation spreads outward, turning grass to fur. A plup grows over the phone, and solidifies into a giant dog. It radiates dog, and before long, dozens of small plupy dogs emerge from it's fur. They further develop the small dog hive around the phone, and before long a sort of fusion between zerg and dog has formed a base, all coordinated by the phone, which no longer has information on Uzi due to a Error DOG file not DOG. Meanwhile, the .dog files infect multiple minecraft accounts on server and spread rampantly thoughout the internet or anything that used the internet.
As a result of the dog taking over the accounts, multiple minecraft players, formerly normal, run towards the hive, using annoying dog skins.
battlefury13: you know the player dogs are only here because you blew up the wall, wright??
battlefury13: yes, i said wright. this is because i am obviously wright, and all of you are less wright than me because somehow manfred von karma factors in. dont ask how unless you want to be persecuted.
I'm gonna let Tazz determine the actual effect of this, other than basically nuking Star's phone via bypassing of armor and deleting tonnes of data.
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
41/50 Lord of Dog.
Alright, it's pretty clear that the PZ entitys have an unfortunate tenacy to get stomped into dust, so leveling system, here we go.
8/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE )
10/10 Doggone ARF ARF ARF ARF
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2+ to BRINGER OF DEMISE: TOPAZ
1+ to engie
You somehow destroy the Phone! however, the dogs encounter a Firewall IMMEDIATELY, and much burn occurs. The .dog files are all obliterated. However, this does turn back the clock by two turns, giving Star 5.5 turns of-oh.
It looks like this was totally irrelevant.
The data was already corrupted, by the same source as Crushers data.
So I discovered a friend called ROB. He has a problem.
You mean, other than being easily confused with a very notable player here?
Yeah, there is a big problem. Namely, I got captured by a random godmodder who tricked me into negating my own powers before capturing me. Luckily, I managed to convince him to give me three wishes and the ability to actually contact people, but unfortunately he added so many rules to the wishes. Such as "no wishing for more wishes," "no wishes that can't fit into a Twitter post," and "no wishing that would directly affect me." But if I help you, you should send help to help me, right?
Yeah. I can recruit an elite team to aid you.
Here's the thing though. If I just say "I wish UserZero suddenly died," or something like that that would Deus Ex Machina your plot, the OP Scale would stop the wish from doing anything, then the First Guardian around here would rush in and ban me, and then UserZero would kill me while I am weakened. But what I can do, however, is create Vs. Debates.
So here's the rules. In each of the following three "battles", UserZero will be up against three challenges that should give her a significant threat. But to actually make this useful to Crusher48 and also to add some higher stakes, each battle that UserZero loses will cause one damage to her. But wait, these aren't actual battles. Instead, the battles will be decided by whichever team debates their winner better. The debates will last for 3 rounds, and nullposts and even posts in the Forge count towards determining the debate winner at the end of those rounds.
Now, for the debates:
First up, we have UserZero against Composite Human. Composite Human is a hypothetical being combining the best attributes of every single human that was destroyed when UserZero blew up a planet (yes, UserZero, omnipotent also means omniscient, I know what you did, so does everyone else). Not that I said combined, not aggregated: he has the strength of 7 billion humans, the speed of 7 billion humans, the toughness of 7 billion humans, the combined intelligence of 7 billion humans, access to the combined equipment used by 7 billion humans, and 7 billion times whatever other attribute I forgot. It should be a fairly tough challenge.
Next up, its a battle of godmodders! UserZero goes up against Omega+ Richard (as seen at the start of DTG2). Ignore the fact that that can't actually happen, and the battle happens on a neutral server, not on either of their bases.
Lastly, A test of whether entities can actually do something! UserZero with no entities against every entity ever summoned in the first DTG minus those summoned in the final battle (because the ACNT and Secret are just plain mean, I like being at least somewhat fair after all). UserZero must avoid all damage (she has 1 HP, but doesn't gain all the insanity godmodders normally get to employ at 1 HP) to win.
Assuming that does damage, I will open a DTG Threat on Spacebattles to aid you.
OOC: Random crossover, shouldn't last too long.
The entire attack is nullified on the grounds of it being a Crossover!
...Seriously. I thought I already covered this, no Crossovers with other forum games!
Just in case this isn't a valid enough answer: You fail to summon Omega + Richard because everyone beats you to a pulp before you get the chance, letting UserZero get the victory by default. As a result, you also fail to summon every entity ever, leaving the Composite man. As this is a debate, UserZero manages to tactfully win a debate on rather sensitive topics that shouldn't really be listed here for the honest to goodness fear of unjustified hate.
Axe && Broken Warhammer of Zillywhoo(Yes, Redstone actually OBTAINED this item during his Sgear session.) = Broken Axe of Zilly 1/???
+2 IGN, +1 Toast
The Artist and The Yandere 28/50
It's Just a Game 7/50
Save the World... Sort of 26/50 (+5 from Tazz)
Redstone tells an insulting joke about Uzi using his hacking skills to speak once more.
He then tells Uzi to
Feel the burn, girl.
UserZero had long rescinded your ban on talking, it was temporary! In any case, UserZero takes insults like a proper woman and keeps a stiff upper lip. She also fails to feel the burn because of her armor, which is enchanted to have Fire protection.
After Omega Flowey's death, the Blue SOUL falls down to- the completely destroyed body. Right. Tempo then casually chucks a bucket of Fabrico essentia mixed with Tempus essentia, which rewinds and rebuilds the Golem's body, and the SOUL merges with it.
Golem: ...I'm at once bitter about how everything went down behind the scenes, salty about everything before that, and not bitter enough to take it out on him. Ugh.
Tempo gets chucked back into DTG: TCF, for the simple reason of Flowey having died.
The Golem uses the Alchemical Symbol, then the 0th B-Ball(Self, Crystal, Ire, Twin, Disembodied Heart.)
Golem: ...Well, let's go three for three. Kind of an odd streak to rack up, but hey, who am I to complain?
The Golem builds a massive iron gate, stretching up to the skies. It then folds in on itself, closing in around Chara. He tries to escape, but it's already walled her in. He tries to cut it, but as real as the knife may be, it's not sharp enough to cut metal. She frantically keeps trying to escape, but the gate keeps contracting mercilessly, eventually confining him into a baby cage.
Golem: ...Yeah, I'm not going to even try. I am going to do this, though.
Suddenly, the Suit of Knives and Knife Clusters all shatter violently.
Golem: Look, I know I'm not about to kill you. You're too determined, but you refused, yadda yadda yadda.
Golem: But I know that determination does have its limits. One of them being a distinct lack of physicality causing you to dissolve into a sentient pile of drippy dust...
Golem: And the other being the obvious. You have to want to not die.
Golem: Of course, I could swiftly arrange for the former to happen. I really could.
Golem: But while we're here, at least tell me what the history behind all this is.
Golem: I've always had a desire for more context.
Golem: It's a habit bordering on addiction at this point.
Golem: And addiction is a powerful thing.
Golem: ...So, what happened down beneath Mt. Ebott?
Golem: Oh wait. Right. You're- not mute. But you're probably not answering me regardless.
Golem: So, uh. Uzi.
Golem: What was the haps?
Golem: Come on, give me a murder play-by-play.
Chara's Suit of Knives (and to consumer's dismay, the Sheild of Murderous Intent), if it was not already gud, is almost certainly obliterated! In addition, the cage will nullify Chara's direct actions in the EoTB!...If the Suit of Knives is gone.
UserZero: ah, him.
UserZero: chara was the most interesting vessel i have ever laid my fingers on.
UserZero: i guess it can't really hurt to tell, actually...isn't gonna reveal much you probably didn't already suspect.
UserZero: i don't get what chara is, honestly. Some kind of aggregate of determination, possibly buttercups, murderous intent, and of course, in this case, me.
UserZero: of course, he was such as all playable characters are in any game, and didn't really deviate. contrary to popular belief, i do not resort to hacks in a game first.
UserZero: so i went through the game's normal mode. did that. you know how that ends.
UserZero: suddenly you realize flowey even being here was suicide from the start.
UserZero: and that was all well and good, but...well, you know me, don't you?
UserZero: unlike most, i could tell what was going on with chara, mostly...he was unlike anything i had seen up until then. an avatar that could be strong enough to do what a player on his/her lonesome couldn't.
UserZero: it's feasible that it could be a source of operation, actually, the ironic divergance and the implication of manipulating that as long as you have...well. not saying further on that.
UserZero: alas, all good things had to come to an end, right?
UserZero: and thus, in the halls of the mountain king, chara dared to rebel against me.
UserZero: there wasn't reason to destroy that world, but chara didn't care.
UserZero: couldn't let that go lying down, could i? nor could i let his potency go to waste either.
She pauses, as if debating if to tell you the rest. She will, of course.
An amber heart floats through the air, spiraling away from the battle, before coming to rest at the edge of the war. In a flash of light, the Scribe's body materializes, shuddering on the cold hard ground. Legs shaking, the Scribe stands up, staring at his hands. Finally, he's free. The time the Scribe had spent in Omega Flowey's body had felt like an eternity spent in hell. The Scribe had voluntarily sacrificed himself to a greater cause and he had paid the price. He had no control over his creation, and neither did any of the others who had given up their lives. They were forced to sit back and watch as Flowey violated their powers and their very SOULS.
The Scribe couldn't feel his body, and he barely had any of his existing memories. He could hardly see, only experiencing the outside world through flashes and sensations transferred from the devilish monitor. The Scribe was a hopelessly small piece of his former self, trapped in the infinite catacombs of a horrifying abomination. He wanted to rise against the authority controlling the universe. But the instant Flowey had gone rogue... he had died. Yes, it had seemed like an eternity had passed. But one second Omega Flowey was there, and the next - he wasn't. His body had been torn to shreds, and the six SOULS were freed. The Scribe was himself again.
And now that the Scribe knows this, he realizes that Flowey must still be alive in some capacity. And he knows what Flowey is planning to do. Hurriedly, the Scribe rushes back to the heart of the battlefield. Once there, he finds complete and utter devastation. The corpses of the fallen litter the field, blood staining the dull ground. At one end of the Battlefield is the Angel of Genocide. At the other is That Comedian. And at the middle of the fight is the Golden Aster himself: the corpse of Flowey. The Scribe runs right in front of Flowey, whose broken and battered head turns up to look. His pixellated and white form is threatening to blink out of existence entirely, and his face is twisted in the form of that of a goat.
The Scribe mutters to the flower. "Flowey." Flowey looks up. * ...Scribe. Do you honestly think I've learned anything from this? The Scribe laughs. "I'm not sure. I really doubt it, at any rate. But if you actually have, and you want to do something constructive with whatever is left of your life..." The Scribe jabs a finger at UserZero. "Target her. She's caused your world too much pain. I figured out that much when I merged with your body and you became a gigantic eldritch abomination." The Scribe starts to walk away. * Hey, wait! You're... you're just gonna leave me here? Defenseless? The Scribe laughs. "I'm not playing your game, Flowey. I'm not sticking by you. When I tried that, you corrupted me. Depressed me. Dragged me down. That's how I listened to you."
Light gleams in the Scribe's goggles as he turns back slightly. "Well, I'm not falling for that crap anymore. My time spent as your puppet showed me the truth. A truth that's been shown to me this entire war, and maybe my entire life. Being destructive isn't the only option. I know I can't atone for all my sins, but I can start." Flowey cackles and then coughs. * And yet, you're still going to try to reach The Gate, huh? Tell me how that's any different. Look me in the EYE and tell me. An agonizing few seconds pass, and the Scribe looks at Flowey. "I never said being destructive wasn't an option." Flowey laughs even harder. * So that's it, then? You're going to impose a double standard! It's bad when people trick me into being bad, but it's fine when I do it! That's your game? THAT'S your game?? What a joke you are, Scribe! What a joke...
The Scribe laughs. "Don't you know? Don't you remember? It's all just a joke."
Images of timelines cut short and massacre after massacre flood Flowey's eyes as he remembers the catchphrase of the other Angel of Genocide. The one that had plagued his universe for far, far too long. At these memories, Flowey's expression darkens. "I told you, I can't fix everything. I've come too far to stop my plans for The Gate. I can't change the destination. But perhaps I can change the journey." Flowey grimaces. * And what's that supposed to mean? The Scribe shrugs. "It's a shame you won't live to find out." Flowey's body warps out of existence for a second. When he returns, his face is a mishmash of pixels. Panicking, Flowey relents. * FINE! Fine, I'll use it against h-her, right? That... that shouldn't be too hard! The Scribe grins. "Don't forget your philosophy, Flowey. 'In this world...'"
The dead bodies of everyone in the universe accumulate before Flowey's eyes. An infinite amount spills over, carried across infinite timelines. The being responsible behind it all, the maniac with glazed eyes and a bloodstained knife, was not a best friend, but an unfathomable enemy from somewhere else who had invaded everything anyone had ever known like a cancer. "...it's kill..." Flowey closes his eyes, his face disappearing as the skies go black.
Flowey uses Or Be Killed.
Before anyone has any time to react, a sea of vines and corrupted pixels surges across the field. All the entities brace for impact, knowing that Omega Flowey's raw destructive power was more than enough to obliterate everything on the field and that whatever surprises the amalgamate has will, even in death, be horrifying to witness. But the maelstrom does not curve off towards any of the entities on the field, nor their corpses. It surges towards one target in particular: UserZero herself. The Scribe's coat ripples in the wind as he surveys the havoc he has wrought.
The sea of vines effortlessly move past Sans' fortress of bones, destroying the ground that they sail through. When the vines make it to the middle of the field, where the twisted husk of Flowey lies, they crash straight through him, leaving nothing but a dwindling and rotting ball of destruction as Flowey is killed. Yet the vines and corruption march on, dead set on their task. One could even describe them as determined. Chara smiles and sidesteps the vines, leaving UserZero to be consumed. UserZero should, of course, be able to godmod the attack easily. Just wave her hand, punch a hole through the vines, and dodge it. But... she can't. UserZero's facade falters. Why can't she godmod this easily telegraphed attack? Let's just say describing the vines as determined wasn't just to make a joke.
As Omega Flowey's parting gift, the disjointed and strident laugh he made upon creation plays out across the entire server, yet it is horrifyingly glitched, as if the speaker broadcasting it has been irreversibly damaged. UserZero cannot move because the vines are making her think she cannot move. They are so determined to stop her that there are making her believe, with all their power, that she cannot stop them. She knows this, and yet it is so powerful and so complete that she cannot do a thing against it. And in a matter of seconds, the vines are upon her, restraining her every limb and cutting off her godmodding powers.
UserZero is now vulnerable. She is guaranteed to take damage NEXT turn. Only the best attack as dictated by Tazz will actually hit. The others will be repelled by the vines. The player who makes the attack that hits will receive a special Spoil of War: the Golden Aster.
The Scribe looks at his various entities. All of them are either dead or close to death. The Nuclear Throne has been destroyed. In a fit of rage, explosions pockmark its surface as it unleashes Resignation, creating an unstoppable green fireball that deals large damage to all PZs and inflicts Radiation on all of them for four turns. The Scribe chuckles as a brilliant light materializes from where the Throne once sat. The Scribe then turns to look at Ampersand, whose beautiful glass surface has been cracked beyond recognition. No images play out on its surface, and the crystals are barely holding up at all. Ampersand uses Struggle on Chara four times in quick succession as it prepares to enter Sandfall Mode, becoming invincible for the turn. Lastly, the Scribe looks at Ultra Greed, who is fighting for his very life. The Scribe salutes Ultra Greed. "You've done well, Isaac. Satan is proud of you." Ultra Greed sheds a tear of gold and uses Bling Volcano twice.
And then, the Scribe comes to a rest at the foot of Asterism's dying body. Asterism's wings have folded up and died, and the Vox is emitting a harsh screeching noise. The Scribe turns it off and kneels at Asterism's feet. His three eyes are glazed over and shifting color rapidly. "SO... I GUESS GODS CAN DIE AFTER ALL, HUH." The Scribe laughs. "Of course they can. What do you think I'm trying to do?" Asterism sighs, blood pouring from him. "BECOME A BETTER PERSON? CONNECT WITH OTHERS? I THINK THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, BUT CAN'T. BECAUSE YOU'RE WORRIED YOU CAN'T CHANGE. I MEAN, IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO, YOU COULD JUST SIMPLY NOT TAKE THE CURSE FROM MY BODY AND FORGET ABOUT THIS QUEST." The Scribe falters. "But... I..." Asterism coughs, his form flickering. "NO, I GET IT. THAT'S TOO UNLIKE YOU. WHEN YOU START SOMETHING, YOU NEED TO SEE IT FINISHED. ESPECIALLY SOMETHING AS BIG AS THIS. YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE DESTINATION. BUT YOU CAN CHANGE THE JOURNEY. IT'S JUST LIKE YOU SAID."
Asterism puts a hand to his upper eye and tugs with a screech. His eye ejects itself from his body, a cone of light ushering itself from within. "WHEN I DIE... TAKE MY CURSE FROM MY MIND... BUT ONLY IF YOU... SWEAR TO ME..." The Scribe looks on. "Swear to do what?" "TREAT... THE OTHERS... WITH RESPECT... DON'T... JUST VIEW THEM AS TOOLS... SOLVE... THEIR PROBLEMS... NOT JUST... BECAUSE YOU FEEL YOU HAVE... TO... BUT BECAUSE... YOU FEEL... YOU WANT TO." The Scribe asks himself a question. Can he change? It's a question he doesn't know the answer to.
The Scribe solemnly nods. Asterism seems relieved. "...GOOD. WE'LL MEET AGAIN, SCRIBE. WE'LL... WE'LL MEET AGAIN." Asterism's body turns ashen grey, emitting no sound. His body splits open, shattering into pieces, white trails snaking off to another plane. Resting in the middle of what was once a demigod is a pulsating white sigil of undefinable power: ⁂. The Scribe takes it and sets the Vox to play Ward - a funeral march. The Scribe walks away.
"Three down."
The Mysteryman: ================================================== 21/50 [ATTACK] (+5 from Cobalt, +4 from TFT and jondanger, +3 from Revan, +2 from Tazz, +1 from FBSN and piono)
The Interface: ================================================== 20/50 [ATTACK] (+5 from Cobalt, +4 from TFT and jondanger, +2 from Revan and Tazz, +1 from FBSN and teag)
The Campfire: =================================================== 8/50 (+5 from Cobalt, +2 from Tazz)
(+50 from Tazz in reserve)
UserZero tries to fight-you can tell she's ridiculously determiend to NOT get caught in a horrible situation-but the power of Omega Flowey finally manages it, restraining her. Unless Entity actions are prohibited this round (and as well all kind of know, they're going to be), UserZero will be 100% vulnerable to the best attack next round...but ONLY the best, and whoever manages will claim Flowey's spoil of war!
If for whatever reason no-one attacks, UserZero will be freed and will get to choose who gets it, and it will be a Pro-Zero.
~Toast respawns, backwardsly. I honestly don't feel like copy-pasting my WALL action here and respawning my previous turn, because MCF SUCKS on mobile. Sorry for inconveniences, yadayada, etc. I've never died before so I'm not sure what the exact rules concerning that are.
If orders are cool and trendy, Leona jumps in front of Ultra Greed and uses Eclipse.
Welcome DarkSide! This is Toast obv.
(inb4 Campfire is campFire in a huge plot twist.)
While I gave you the switch-up on the respawn and Tonic posts, I'm not giving you entity orders. Not like Leona could do that anyways, Ultra Greed is STILL in Iron chef! (If only Omega Flowey used Metaphysical to get rid of that...)
I grab Pump Them Up and levy it against The Avenger, destroying any way it has of not being on the ground first. I then equip a pair of long fall boots, point the nozzle at the ground and propel myself about 100 m into the air, where I pull out a x1337 Beggar's Bazooka and a hang glider and spam rockets at The Avenger. To literally make it more salty, I air-drop ten trillion tons of sodium chloride onto it, then use the Gans 35.5 to pull the chlorine atoms into a ball of liquid chlorine floating high above the Avenger with a single scramble and solve, then pull out Pump Them Up again and fill a hundred bedrockium drums of water with it. I then open the bedrockium drums. A torrent of water erupts out the tops of the drums, which coincidentally are pointed directly at the humongous lump of sodium that is currently crushing the Avenger. I then use the Zirconium Manipulation Cube to randomly pull zirconium out of the ground and create giant floodwalls that prevent the water from leaving the immediate Battlefield.
The world's greatest sodium party ensues.
Then, the giant ball of liquid chlorine that has been somehow only reacting with hydrogen and forming hydrogen chloride while defying gravity for about one minute falls onto the Avenger as the zirconium floodwalls shift to enclose the Avenger in a cylinder of water. HCl (aq) is formed.
Let's just say what happens next isn't very good for the Avenger. After using trillions of Minecraft sponges to soak up the water and disposing of the chlorine atoms by accelerated diffusion, I proceed to the next step of my plan: nuclear warfare. Everyone's monitors displays an SMPTE test screen with the words "CENSORED WAREFARE" [sic] on it. While this happens, the Plescia falls out of nowhere and fires a massive laser, stronger than the Orbital Rofl Laser and the Obliterator from the Microsoft Sam and the Lolvarian Illuminati series (set to be released in 2019), directly into the Avenger, carving the lyrics to Never Gonna Give You Up.
Just then, Shizuki-chan grabs the mic and begins to sing a super-fast remix of said song, making it even saltier that it just got rickrolled. Since it's already too NaCl salty from being destroyed along with its faith in the laws of chemistry, I drop potassium chloride, a common salt replacement, on it instead. However, instead of potassium chloride, I accidentally dropped the container of chlorine trifluoride onto it. A massive pit forms as the chlorine trifluoride burns the remains of the Avenger.
I then resurrect the Avenger with the damage it would have taken so far dealt to it and pull out the W-Cube 3, pulling out tungsten from the ground and leaving random pits everywhere with a few PLL algorithms. I then raise the temperature of the tungsten and force it into the insides of every electronic part or anything that melts below 1000oC within the Avenger, destroying its parts. Then, I pull out the Twin Shears of Leviathan and stab holes in the Avenger with it, then pull out SCP-4822-DTG (Wands of the Element-Bender) to transmute random parts of it to ununoctium, including any onboard nuclear facilities, which proceed to explode for some reason.
I then pull out a x1337 Direct Hit with infinite ammo. Since the Avenger's hitbox is now 20,000 times the size of a mercenary's, I proceed to rain an infinite amount of rockets on to the Avenger. I then pull out a x1337 Quickiebomb Launcher also with infinite ammo and drop an infinite stream of stickybombs onto every part of the Avenger. To end this TF2674-themed assault, I grab a x1337 Phlogistinator and spam MMMPH on the Avenger.
Finally, I pull out a statue. It's a statue of a lowercase h. Did I mention it's also 100 m tall? I cast stone to flesh and immediately use a blessed scroll of taming, then order the giant mind flayer to send psychic pulses through the Avenger. While this is happening, I randomly materialize 20,000,000,000 tons of telekill mixed with TNT to fill the gaps of the Avenger so it is not telefragged. The telekill instantly expands, crushing the Avenger before dematerializing along with the giant mind flayer.
BUT I'M NOT DONE YET!
I also turn the Avenger into steel beams. Unfortunately, jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but Boiling Wrath can, so I drop a few magmatic florbs of it, evaporating the steel beams.
Just then, the Ancient Joke Police shows up, thinking I used another ancient joke. I then point to the Avenger, which is badly damaged, and they realize it's the one that was used to make the ancient joke, and thus it is the one that is at fault (also because I used a memetic mind control vector to override their logic). The Ancient Joke Police proceeds to nuke the Avenger from afar.
While the nuke is traveling at 0.002c, I'm not sitting idly by. Instead, I hack every screen in the Avenger and force them to show ancient jokes, such as "Microsoft Mike talks like a lady", "You will now go to the NSA Jail" and "Bacon. Bacon. Needs more bacon." This results in the Ancient Joke Police's nuke amplifying its power and absolutely destroying the Avenger in a spectacular display of light and explosions.
I then teleport the Avenger to a Mystcraft dimension, then drop the book containing it into chlorine trifluoride, then pouring the remains of the book into fluoroantimonic acid. The dimension collapses in on itself, destroying it.
Wow! 43,000 damage to the Avenger! (A reminder: It must be boarded to kill it, otherwise it just crashes down and Defend This House starts).
FATAL && Duke Nukem Forever && Essence of Steam Greenlight = Gamer's Nightmare (Level 0: 1/1)
Gamer's Nightmare: A game so horrible and atrocious that no-one, and I mean no-one, is a fan. Sadly, it is so bad that you cannot even make people play it via torture for some reason, rending it useless in combat. See, I told you it was atrocious!
OOC: Also, Darkside, I noticed that you're back. I was kinda sad that I missed you the first time around. So I'm glad you're posting here again.
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 2/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 8/16
Greater Orb of Earth 8/11
8/20 for an attack
8/50 for The titan of earth
25/50 for Initiation
+1 to revan, +1 to xslayer, +1 to ninjatwist
Battlefury's attempt to get the OP Scale completely and utterly fails on the OP King's throne.
The OP King just sits back, lounging on it, well, sort of no-clipping through since they aren't actually a solid being. Feeding himself grapes. Sort of. You don't know how the OP King can eat grapes when he quite clearly doesn't have a mouth.
The chair competition continues
The Elemental begins to...
Oh dog dang it, it looks like the OP King's specially engineered to inspire envy in others chair has got the elemental building up a chair as well.
There goes my action. :\
(Read this as: MORE INTERCEPTION! I have two actions focused on making as many actions as possible fail this round because of the chair competition)
Guess my giant attack will have to wait for a round or so.
Two more actions will be blockaded by Throne Wars!
You know OP, I could have at least been given a warning about the King of Elements. But fret not, in my infinite compassion you are forgiven and besides, your throne business was simply marvelous so I'll call it even.
The Crawling Chaos: 50/50 (+1 Tazz)
Finally.
A dark crystal manifests in Nyarlathotep's hand.
The Shining Trapezohedron, an oddly angled crystal.
But I'll save that for a later turn.
Nyarlathotep lazily flicks some I Can't Believe its Not Popcorn into a cavity spaced in between his tendrils. He doesn't particularly care for the competition itself and would rather prefer to watch the movie from his rather golden throne.
Two Eternal Arms are summoned from base of the OP King's throne and begin to decorate it with lavish gifts from across the multiverse. Each one incensing the competition with a righteous fury.
Nyarlathotep smiles. It's good to be an Other God.
Heheheh
Charges
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 40/50 (+4 Tazz)
Deal with an Outer God : 39/50 (+2 Piono)
Heheheh 1/50
Assists
+1's to Piono, ninjatwist, Slayer
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter = Grimdarkimitter 2/11
SOMEHOW stopped by Throne Wars, as somehow Revan being too busy with making his own throne has stopped Nyarly from improving the OP Kings! SOMEHOW! I DON'T KNOW HOW! (I'm not letting you store that, spend it in 3 turns or lose it entirely. Yes, I consider that a form of storage.)
You call for the Tape Roll JUST before you lose yourself, though; this will entirely nullify the EoTB and instead replace it with the contents of the Tape! You hope that there's honestly something ON this tape and UserZero isn't doing the troll of the century.
(40 / 40) Curiosity Over A Side of Salt and Morals HOLDING... (1 / 3)
(17 / 20) Prototype #2
(50 / 50) World's Worst AI (+50, Tazz) -> COMPLETE!
+3 Darkside
=Summon=
I promptly receive a free 50-post charge on my doorstep, which I just built out of several discarded whole houses. I then proceed to unpack the charge, and carefully insert it into this robot chassis I had lying around. It begins to whir to life, rising up on it's six legs, its' three AI-Cores glowing with power. However, given just how quickly this charge happened, I didn't have time to program the AI for the robot! But surely, this behemoth with 300k HP, triple action and plenty of maneuverability won't be held down by a lackluster AI! Right?
...right?
[AZ] AI-Shell Salvation
Mobility Core: 100,000 / 100,000 HP
Weaponry Core: 100,000 / 100,000 HP
Defense Core: 100,000 / 100,100 HP
Entity Abilities:
Self-Destruct-Sequence: Destroys the Salvation and deals massive damage to everything. EVERYTHING. Seven-turn charge. If used manually, you can specify the side you want to hit.
Entity Passives:
Multicore: This entity has three cores. If all of the cores die, the AI Shell: Salvation falls. Each core has its' own AI flow chart, and abilities.
Too Large: I can only manually command one core of the Salvation per turn. The other two remaining cores will make their own decisions, with the provided flowcharts.
Mobility Core Abilities:
Stomp: A high-damage, single-target attack.
Evasive Action: Grants +33% Dodge to the Salvation this turn, but -25% accuracy to all other attacks that this entity performs.
Jump: Avoid up to two entity-attacks directed at the Salvation.
Rocket Flight: Use rockets to obtain +33% dodge this turn, and then slam into an entity for massive damage. Takes three-turns to charge.
Mobility Core AI Flowchart:(The core that doesn't know about proper dodging.)
START
1. Is Rocket Flight charged? (yes: go to 9) (no: go to 2)
2. Is it either Tuesday or Sunday? (yes: go to 3) (no: go to 6)
3. Does an AZ have more than 90% HP? (yes: go to 4) (no: go to 5)
4. Stomp that AZ.
5. Target a random PZ with Stomp.
6. How many entities are attacking the Salvation as a whole this turn? (0-2: go to 7) (3-5: go to 8) (6+ go to 3)
7. Use Evasive Action.
8. Use Jump.
9. Is it Wednesday today? (yes: go to 10) (no: go to 11)
10. Use Rocket Flight, and hit the PZ with the lowest HP.
11. Do nothing.
Weaponry Core Abilities:
Machine Gun: A massive-damage, single-target attack. -25% accuracy.
Rocket Barrage: A moderate-damage, mutli-target attack that hits up to three foes.
Gravity Cannon: A moderate-damage attack that can stun the foe it hits.
Railgun Sniper Rifle: A massive-damage attack. Takes three-turns to charge.
Weaponry Core AI Flowchart:(The core that will use the wrong weapons at the wrong times.)
START
1. Are we using Evasive Manuvers this turn? (yes: go to 2) (no: go to 3)
2. Use Machine Gun on the PZ with the highest dodge. If none exists, random target a PZ.
3. Is the Railgun Sniper Rifle charged? (yes: go to 4) (no: go to 5)
4. Use Railgun Sniper Rifle on the PZ with the lowest amount of HP, even if it dies before this entity can attack this turn.
5. How many Hostile [H] entities exist? (0: go to 6) (1-2: go to 7) (3+: go to 8)
6: Do nothing.
7: Use Rocket Barrage on them and some random other entities. "other" also includes PZ's.
8: Is a PZ about to unleash their special attack? (yes: go to 9) (no: go to 10)
9: Use Rocket Barrage on them and two other PZ's.
10: Go use Gravity Cannon on some random PZ entity, then!
Defense Core Abilities:
Missile Flak: Is used as a normal weapon somehow, dealing moderate damage.
Nanobot Swarm: Restore 15k HP to the target.
Generate Shield: Creates a 20k HP shield around target. This shield also absorbs attacks that the user uses.
Repair Sequence: Restores 50k HP to target Core on the Salvation. Three-turn charge.
Defense Core Flowchart:(The least-stupid of the cores, I guess. Until Self-Destruct is ready.)
START
1. Is the Self-Destruct-Sequence ready? (yes: go to 2) (no: go to 5)
2. Is it the weekend? (yes: go to 3) (no: go to 4)
3. Do nothing.
4. USE IT.
5. Did the entity that the Weaponry Core hit live with below 10% HP? (yes: go to 6) (no: go to 7)
6. Take pity, and use Nanobot Swarm on it.
7. Is one of our allies about to use a special attack? (yes: go to 8) (no: go to 9)
8: Use Generate Shield on them. Yaaay!
9: Is Repair Sequence charged? (yes: go to 10) (no: go to 11)
10: Use it on the core with the highest HP.
11: Do any allies have below 50% HP? (yes: go to 12) (no: go to 13)
12: Use Nanobot Swarm on the one with the lowest HP.
13: Just use the Missile Flak on any PZ.
I then take control of the Weapon Core, and stun Joshua with the Gravity Cannon! The other cores will hopefully do nice things... right?
=Action=
I proceed to get some badly drawn MS-Paint stills of Sans, and create massive monstrosities out of them! They all rush Sans, summoning their own badly-drawn MS-Paint Gasterblasters to shoot at him! To ensure that Sans is properly distracted (and annoyed), I blast the song MOGOLOVONIO on some gigantic speaker array. I then-
* heh heh. heh.
* heya.
* you've been busy, huh?
* you already know me, me.
Sans stops grinning for a second. A figure has appeared on the battlefield.
* heh. it's me...
* SANEESSSSSSSSSSSS
The Mogolovonio suddenly intensifies in volume.
* YA WANNA HAVE A BAD TOM!?!
SANESSSSS starts bouncing up and down, and rushes towards Sans! Thousands of badly drawn MS-Paint bones sunder the ground, all attempting to limit Sans's movement so that Richard can get him! SANESSSSS then gathers the help of his badly-drawn MS-paint brethren, to create a whole gauntlet of Gasterblasters around him! Of course, thanks to silly reasons, the Gasterblasters are set to stun. Because that's a trope.
Sans moves to ninja-dodge as many gaster-blasts as he can, leaping over beams and countering the blasters with ones of his own! Sans then bone-stabs SANESSSSS's MS-Paint friends, which causes him to obtain his ire; (hahaha i just used that word) SANESSSSS triples his firepower, unleashing a whole storm of stunning blasts upon Sans! Sans dodges all of them (he probably still has 100%+ dodge), dashes next to SANESSSSS, and impales him with a bone, rising him high into the air!
He then promptly surrounds SANESSSSS with a whole ring of Gasterblasters, and destroys him in midair. RIP SANESSSSS. However, this allows the TOUCHED CHILD to rise up, free from any oppression that SANESSSSS would have put up! He/she/tem grabs his/her/tem knife, and rushes Sans! The strange shape of the MS-Paint'd knife is very awkward to dodge; Sans barely dodges each swing!
Sans then creates a bone-sword, blocks the TOUCHED CHILD's knife, and engages in an epic swordfight with him for about 0.3 seconds because this is my attack and I can say what I want. Sans disarms the TOUCHED CHILD, and Gaster's him across the battlefield! This flings the TOUCHED CHILD into the 5000-block wall, which ends up pulverizing the child!
A bunch of people then attempt to arrest Sans for touching the child. That was rude, man.
AI Shell Salvation summoned! It'll do as you say, and the other two cores will likely sabotage you in a hilarious scene that everyone would be recording if Throne Wars weren't a thing.
Guess who was too busy making a Throne to do any of this superattack.
My update terminal shows that your NaCl levels are currently at Fiction-record highs.
CAP: 39/50 (+4 from UserZero, +2 from Consumer, +1 from Battlefury13)
Walker respawns. She seems a little bit irritated with Sans, promptly extending her middle finger upwards and gesticulating aggressively at Sans.
Joshua, meanwhile, smirks at Captain Falcon.
"You want me to show you my moves? Well then. I'll happily oblige. But, there's just one mistake you made. You tried to use your ability, named Show Me Your Moves, on me. But it isn't fully charged yet. Look at the EoTB. That's not a full charge. Therefore. You don't really get to dictate what happens to me. Bu t hey. You want it that bad?"
>Use MYSTERY CHARGE on CAPTAIN FALCON
>Ignore the fact that I shouldn't be able to control my actions if I really WAS just a mere entity due to Walker being dead
>I'll reveal a secret about myself once I die that'll help justify that
"Here you go."
tfw you realize the diner doubles charge speed and makes it 100% possible to use his 'waste your attack' special.
By the magic of balancing gameplay and fairness, Joshua somehow fails to listen to you anyways as you respawn!
Sukard picks up Ircucvci from the ground where it last fell. He then channels the Rule of Cool with the sword, then performs the best sword technique he could think of.
B 1 N A R Y B L A Z E
The very essence of cool hax and sick burns emanates from the sword. When hit, the enemy will suffer a spike in Sick Burns. This stacks with every hit.
That's when the cool hax comes in. It is temporarily linked to every version of Ircucvci that was and will be, inflicting Emotions, Blood Sugar, and every defense-reducing stat.
Sukard strikes Chara with the sword's aura, condensed into a beam of code and fire. He then comes in point-blank, slashing them with the sword repeatedly, with Aequo Animo helping him adjust to their dark-light ratio for optimized damage.
The euphoria emanating from the attack weakens the fabric of the undankness of the universe, summoning a box of every yoyo in Terraria. Sukard picks up the box.
--Boosts--
+3 to Redstone
After the nervous breakdown that he had just 5 minutes ago Hezetor is back for action, first and foremost he notices that some gentlemen are going to watch and interesting film and that's not all, they seem to be arguing about who has the best throne, how foolish of them to think that they could ever stand a chance against the most obsessed with thrones hollow emperor in the galaxy.
The Throne of the Skies slowly flies next to the projector location or cinema or whatever.
Hezetor: Allow me to interfere in this debate about thrones, you gentlemen may not be aware that I'm the president of the Multiversal Thrones Association so I'm here to resolve this conflict one and for.
Hezetor: Let's start with this... hmm the one for UserZero is technically a chair so I'm not going to judge that, while the throne for Godmodder477 is to say the least pretty simple and not that impressive, the rock that forms it is not interesting at all and the shape of the throne itself is not that magnificent oh and don't get me started on the mess of atoms that is right here.
Hezetor says while pointing in a precise point of the throne.
Hezetor: While I must admit that the Egyptian throne is pretty good, my friend Ramesses the Second would like it quite a lot, but I must say that this type of throne is not my style, but overall a good job. My final judgement of your work is a 6.5 out of 10, for a beginner you did a good job.
He then continues while observing the OP king's throne.
Hezetor: hmm, surely the throne itself is majestic, but too simple, surely this throne inspires "power", but that's about it, one may think that in his simplicity is its beauty, but sadly I don't see this throne this way, the only positive thing is that at least if atomically perfect and that's something that I always like to see in a throne.
Then the two Eternal Arms begin to decorate the throne as described by Revan.
Hezetor: ohh, you are surely quick to adapt, these decorations... yes this is just what it needed! Good job, now its simplicity is decorated of these lavish accessories, that's great. While the first design was quite lacking this new form is far better, congratulations Mr. OP you truly deserve a 8 out of 10.
Hezetor: Sadly none of you gentlemen is able to surpass my Throne, his perfect design, flawless form, magnificent power, the completely perfect atomic structure and ultimate materials are simply unmatched, but it was a good showcase never less.
In all his thronical glory the Throne of the Skies fires at The Avenger incinerating him.
Today you guys understood that no one can beat Hezetor in a throne contest.
It appears that the throne competition put Hezetor in a pretty good mood, apparently recovering from his previous nervous breakdown, wow, how convenient.
Module of atomic manipulation &&
Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation
(neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 10/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 8/11)
+1 Talist, + 1 Pricey and +1 Toast.
The Avenger is a ship, but 19,000 damage to the Avenger!
No-one can beat Hezetor in a Throne-off. He is simply the best there is.
[50 point charge token] (Held for now, just confirming I have it.)
Freed from it's container, the silver SOUL soars through the air, crashing to the ground somewhere near the edge of the battlefield with a flare of monochrome noise.
As the static dies down, it assumes the form of some massive quadruped, then collapses into a humanoid of more reasonable size. Mythic has respawned.
He seems... Disappointed. "That's it?"
The wish of the people was realized, and he,
"Was that really it?"
"A True Monster"
"All that torment, all that sacrifice, wasted?"
said.
He walks back towards the battlefield, specifically, towards Flowey. "I lend you my heart, my claws, my existence itself, and that's the best you could do with it?"
"Wearisome. Ah, quite Wearisome."
"After my sacrifice, while I let my power come to rest inside that plant's body."
While surrounded by darkness then.
"The part of me that was in there, as a SOUL broke. part of me was awake, tormented and bound with the other SOULs."
I perserved to clearly comprehend.
"But another part of me was diving into itself, wandering around in my memories."
I perceived the weirdest dream... Of everlasting nightmare.
"Growing up in the City."
endless "RAIN".
"Spending an eternal night terrified that the Darkness beyond could flood in with little to no warning."
To a nightmare cursed.
"Being looked down on by noble casters when I tried to keep up with them, even when I really could match them?"
containing miseries galore.
"Banding together with others of my type, and getting special treated just because of what I was anyway?"
Thus henceforth. I'll rise (from a darkness, a grave)
"Until I ended up having neither." - nevermore.
Action:
"I'm worried I may have been off balance for a while, and that's why I broke."
Mythic draws the Heavy Class Commandment in one hand, and the Heavy Monster Edict in the other, both in their base forms.
"That's probably the reason I've been obsessing over the Hero/Monster thing. I''m naturally one, but expected to be the other."
A shadowy coating of mana envelops the blades as he charges towards Joshua, preparing a cross-slash.
...Entity orders?:
I don't think I have any left?
...Roleplay Chunk?:
Oh look, the idiot that killed himself over a flower manged to cheat their way back.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (2/3 mind)
Tokens: (4, 6, 1)
Total Tokens (8, 10, 5)
I'm not attacking entities, so none of this stuff activates. Although, I do get +5 science tokens for finishing the Earth charge. For proper entity fighting, science/mind is the best.
Commands:
Leictreon: PZ', GS, GS, NU, __
If Leictron is still outa this world radical (AKA: is untargetable), just prime the NU matter. Otherwise, shoot Chara with the primed PZ matter.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
@Tazz: Well... thing is... All of my other charges are locked up... and you've said basically that I should be ignoring these rules. So, I'm going to keep bashing my head into it until either that counts as great effort or you just get ticked off. Although what is probably more likely is that someone else just spends the charge. But I'm going to try anyway. It's not like I have a whole lot to lose.
... Ow... You shot me in the shouljer like that?
Male or female, getting shot anywhere is a pretty distracting event. Inari walks over to him and puts her paw against Mikoto's side to mend the minor bullet wound.
Oh come on. You didn't even take one damage. And, you were right. The flower did sort itself out in time.
And this wall won't. Come on. Let's go again. I doubt this attack will work, or the next one. But maybe we'll efentually make it.
They get back up to head back, leaving Gail to cringe every time they run up and get shot.
... Um... W... wait...
However, they're too far to hear her.
Mikoto and Inari run up to the wall, alternating blasts of light and dark flame. After building up some momentum, Inari leaps at the wall. Coated in heated flame, she melts through part of it before fusing some of the hydrogen around her into helium, replicating a star. With the energy of atomic fusion, she channels a torrent of star like plasma through the inside of the wall. All the wires, having much lower melting points, melt first and cause a cascade like effect to melt more wires, essentially giving all the machinery burning veins of fire, destroying it from within.
@Tazz2: It's fine. You can just say "You get shot back."
(Potential other stuff here, but I want to make sure I post this before Tazz.)
Alchemy and charges:
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8, Glyph of Growth lvl 4
Got +7. +1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey, +1 to Hezetor.
Project Earth: 50/50 I'm contributing this to fixing Earth. Heart.
Project Sun: 26/50 Initiate the thingy! Might.
Project Moon: 24/50 More mind melting than Cthulhu. Hopefully anyway. Mind.
Hopefully we can get this entity to sync up with a different project...
'Locked up?' You mean that you have already determined the nature of these things beforehand and are committed to them that strongly? I do not consider charges solidly defined until they are USED: Names are just names, and I have seen a charge labled...Uh, the scientific term for the irrational fear of the number 13, instead be a complete misdirection for Trickster/Grimdark stuff instead. Like, that's perfectly legal.
You fail noticing things forever and the Wall is already gone!
The Mysteryman: ================================================== 23/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Interface: ================================================== 22/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)
The Campfire: =================================================== 10/50 (+1 from Cobalt)
(+50 from Tazz in reserve)
I +3 Cobalt.
The Scribe's goggles glint. "All this time, I've been limiting myself to the resevoirs of my underground lab. My past experiments and objects are the only resources I've drawn from. But look at Uncle Grandpa. He does any attack he wants, pulling it from thin air, and no one bats an eye. In fact, they're super effective. So you know what? Why don't I just do the same? After all, if the attacks of everyone else are any indication, I have the power." The Scribe walks up to Chara, the Angel of Genocide. He scrutinizes Chara's knives carefully. "Those are pretty sharp knives there, Chara. But have you ever considered putting them to the test against other knife wielders?"
Before Chara can even react, they are flung to another plane of existence. They are in a very dark room and can barely see anything. Suddenly, an announcer's voice rings out from all corners of the room. "LAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO CHOPPED (THE OTHER ONE)! I'M YOUR HOST, KNIFE MCKNIFE!" Floodlights turn on, shining across the entire room. Chara can now clearly see that they are in some kind of studio with a live audience made to resemble a kitchen. Chara is locked in a chair next to a few other people they don't recognize. They are apparently on some sort of game show. Chara doesn't quite know how to feel about this.
The announcer, a sentient knife, keeps on shouting. "LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR OUR LUUUUCKY CONTESTANTS! FIRST UP IS THE SPY FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2! HAILING FROM FRANCE, THIS MASKED MERCENARY HAS MANY DISGUISES! INCLUDING ONE FOR YOU??? MAYBE! JUST KEEP YOUR EYE OUT AND DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON HIM!" The Spy grins and lets out a few 'hon hon hons', showing where his true allegiance lies. "NEXT UP IS SOME RANDOM HOODED ASSASSIN FROM ITALY! I'M PRETTY SURE HE HAS KNIVES SOMEWHERE IN THAT COAT BUT I'M TOO SCARED TO CHECK! HAHAHA, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME." The figure in the white hood does not move. "THEN WE HAVE ISAAC'S MOTHER WHO LIVES IN A SMALL HOUSE ON A HILL! DON'T LET HER GROTESQUE FORM FOOL YOU, SHE'S PRETTY CRAZY! SAYS SHE HEARS THE VOICE OF GOD! I DON'T KNOW, WOULD YOU CALL A KNIFE GOD, FOLKS? I KNOW I WOULD!!" The overweight woman twists her mouth into a cruel grin, staring down everyone.
The announcer looks at Chara. "AND LASTLY, WE HAVEOILUGASF" Chara was getting sick of hearing his voice. A knife ought to shut him up. The announcer splits in two, bisected by the fury of Chara's knife. They allow a smile to grace their face. The audience, however, is shouting hysterically. They all take off their hoods to reveal that every single one of them is a knife. All the members of the audience yell a single word, over and over and over: "DISQUALIFIED! DISQUALIFIED! DISQUALIFIED!" The knives surge toward Chara. They try to slice through the crowd with their own weaponry, but any metal they throw is absorbed into the crowd's frame. The knives all rush towards Chara, surrounding them and melting into a liquid tomb. Chara tries to dodge, but the resulting attack is far too large.
Fortunately for Chara, it seems like the crowd wasn't going after Chara at all. They were going after their knives. The crowd passes through Chara unharmed, but they find that several of the knives in their Knife Clusters have been stolen. The crowd, now acting as a single hivemind, releases Chara from her locks. "FIGHT US TO PROVE YOUR WORTH. THIS IS CHOPPED: A BATTLE OF THE KNIVES." Chara grins, silencing the other contestants with a well-timed throw of one of their blades. The contestants fall to the floor, twitching in a heap. Chara leaps through the air, holding a fistful of knives as they stare down the crowd.
In a furious battle, the crowd of knives has fallen entirely, smashed into broken pieces. Chara stands on the mound of molten metal triumphantly. But just as victory is within their grasp, it is taken away. The knife shards fly into the air, forming a single cohesive fist. Chara prepares a shield of knives to block the attack and run, but the fist just smashes through the knives entirely, cracking them and adding to the fist's mass. Chara wonders what could be animating the knives, looking around the room. Then, at the top of the bleachers where the audience once was, she sees the Scribe, controlling the metal. Chara flings a single knife at the Scribe. He dodges, but his concentration is broken, and the illusion shatters. All the knives fall haphazardly around the Battlefield. Chara rushes to pick them up, but the Scribe lights them all on fire, dealing even more damage to Chara's Knife Clusters and rendering the plethora of sharp objects completely unusable as they disintegrate into ashes.
==Turn 1==
Level 3!
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 14/50.
Charge #6: 7/50. (+5 from Tazz.)
PACT RETURNS: 50/50 from Tazz. Saved 1/3.
+3 to ninjatwist, because why not.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 15/16
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 8/8!
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 4/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == ??? 1/???
==Action/RP==
Crystal staggers upright after respawning, shuddering for a second. “Okay. Not only was I just absorbed by a massive flower and then unceremoniously spat out again, I have also come closer to dying than ever in all my ten millennia and more of life, less if you don’t count backstory. No more selling souls to flowers. Make a note of that."
Mars rushes over, looking Crystal over for a second before responding. “You really gave your soul to that thing willingly? I hardly believed it, even after you did... whatever that was."
“Trust me, I regretted it soon after. First those coffins, then Chara, then the idea that those Coffins might... well, never mind that. Suffice to say, every last SOUL in there, me included, was explicitly okay with doing exactly what UserZero over there just did, which I’ll tell you right now is essentially the thing that ///let Tazz///caused her to/// do that."
The words separated from each other by slashes are somehow both heard at the same time, as though the words Crystal said there contained both meanings at once and the hearer’s mind, in making sense of that strangeness, overlapped them with each other. Mars ignores this. Clearly they have experience with Crystal.
“In any case, care to revive our old partnership? As you can see, there’s an enormous battle underway. It’s why I ///summoned you here///made you come here///made you canon///, after all."
Mars looks mildly disconcerted after that last conceptual split, but nods anyway. “Whatever you did, thanks. I can already feel the violence flowing into me, and I’ve been itching for a good battle for a while. This’ll be fun."
They ready their massive orichalcum direlance, which still glows with the effects of Immortal Blade Triumphant. Their hidden eyes rove over the battlefield, before settling on Sans. Crystal is silent, standing back. Mars shrugs, before rushing at the skeleton. Before they close to melee range, though, they pause. They draw what looks like an oversized orichalcum throwing knife from their armor, then—
>Cascade of Cutting Terror
—power seems to focus into it from their hand. They launch the throwing knife straight at Sans. Huh. I don’t see how that’d help—oh. Oh. It just split into about two hundred throwing knives, all but the original looking translucent, and all soaring in a cloud toward Sans. Yep. That might be a little harder to dodge.
==Entities==
/////
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module (Level 15: 1/16)
sans practically blinks out of existence as the knives are just about to hit him, appearing a few meters away from the storm.
For whatever reason his attack is delayed, by which I mean he does not act, but his tally is 63 attacks, which will go into effect NEXT turn. I would wholly suggest getting his dodge down further.
The movie begins, and everything stops. Nothing happens in the EoTB. Even UserZero herself is delayed despite knowing about what's in the Tape.
...
"Hello, is this thing on? Yeah, I guess so." The voice is clearly that of UserZero's...Implausibly so. You see video, and UserZero in it inexplicably looks like a human version of her Avatar, down to the bloodstains. You suspect-and I can confirm-that this is an effect of the Veil, to obfuscate her true self while being obvious about who that is. In any case, you get a bad sense of the room behind her; you see a wall, posters, and a bed but can't pick out any details. All you see is UserZero, who looks mildly irritated, sitting upright.
"So, the lord chicken has basically gone on a rampant campaign of internet warfare against me, hacking as much as he can get. I've had to dig into programming to learn how to stop him and...Eh, it's coming easy for me but this is starting to get absurd. He's taunting identity theft in front of my face-of course, steal the identity you WANT rather than the one you got! Hah! But seriously this ends tomorrow. I am going to gorilla him up. Also, I will record all of this on VCR from here-on as while it's outdated, chicken can't hack that." Uzi says. "Another meeting in seven days...Ugh. Those guys are obnoxious at best. I can get why he wouldn't tolerate them, if it wasn't for-
The scene cuts. It appears UserZero has edited some of this in advance. The room is darker. UserZero is smiling happily, clearly gleeful about something.
"Oh my gosh this was the best day ever! Tuba boy-that's what I'm calling chicken now-oh dear me, tuba boy got destroyed! He was crying at the end of that! He got his lesson learned hard! Best part is the firewall was easier to install than I thought, and I kept him at bay, but the PHYSICAL stuff, THAT'S what took the cake! I can't even believe what I did with that tuba! I don't even know! No-one even stopped me! No-one called me off or anything, they were just all standing there! It was the stuff of dreams! He'll have nightmares forever! He ran from the brass band! Tuba Boy, forever! Ahhhahahahahah!...Plus, got his wallet. That'll teach him to try to ID theft me. Worthless trash."
She lazily hanged his wallet (which had a censored ID) in front of the camera. You hear the real UserZero snickering and Richard holding back tears. She is fondly remembering the worst day of his life. Meanwhile, the UserZero on-tape hears thumping from downstairs.
"Uh, wuzzat-oh come on, augh, why can't the day STAY perf-
The scene cuts. UserZero is looking neutral, and the day is bright.
"So, uh, my friend, who isn't sure about being my friend anymore, is saying that what I did wasn't possible? There wasn't enough space in that tuba to shove tuba boy in? Did he, like, hammerspace himself?...Wait, did, I, like, hammerspace him? That is...I don't know what to think of that. Point is I did it and there's no takebacks for that! Not like I would. Worth it. In any case, tuba boy is going on about Minecraft now, only kind of heard of it at this point, something about a doctor...Bluh. Might as well check that out. Tuba boy is only good for knowing if games are actually good. Seems too good after all of that...Still ran from the Brass band, though, hehehe!"
The scene cuts. It is late at night, you suppose. UserZero's eyes are redder than usual. "Oh good grief this is actually pretty amazing. Why did no-one think of this before!...My head's still kind of itchy on the whole 'hammerspace tuba' thing but who cares? I can build a giant tuba out of gold! and I did! Spent all day doing it and it feels good to make monuments to his grief! I feel kind of funny, must be the late hours.". Suddenly, more thumping from below. UserZero turns her head towards the source, angry. "Oh can they not do this at freaking 2 in the morning?! Only reason I'm on so late..." She turns towards the computer. "...Wuzzat?"
The scene cuts. It is in the afternoon again, judging by the light. UserZero's eyes are even redder than before, and she looks near-obsessed. "So I don't even know why now but I've been thinking hard, it's haunting my dreams. Like, I didn't even care at the time but the whole hammerspace tuba thing is totally getting into my head, like this wasp nest, won't go away ever. I keep thinking of Minecraft too. Don't get the relationship. I'm babbling in my sleep and I'm falling asleep in class. I think I'm going mildly insane. I got a video of the whole awesome affair with Tuba boy at his best, and i'm looking at it and that looks impossible like why didn't I notice that, how does that work? Physics, what's up? What's up, physics, are you there dog? No, took a break? OK, thanks, but seriously what is this even."
The scene cuts. UserZero is on her bed, groaning. "Uuuuuuuuuugh my head hurts from thinking about all of this but it won't go away ever like what is this even. The tuba, the blocks, the hammerspacing, i swear to all that I hold dear this tree keeps popping in and out of view, i feel fuzzy, i feel weird, i feel strong and weak all at once, can't concentrate, can't sleep, what is this even.
The scene cuts. UserZero is back at the screen, looking healthier. "OK, whatever that was earlier, that was unhealthy, and I tried really hard and I think I surpressed my madness. It's only coming up in my dreams now but it is inessccant. BUt I keep thinking something else now, kind of something weird, I guess. OK, so, you see-"-the scene cuts. UserZero snorts a bit. "-Tells me about these 'other places' but never really defines them and keeps telling me his special stuff is because of those 'other places,' and don't get me started on what's in the basement. I think tuba boy would reconsider his life choices if he knew THAT was in the basement. but seriously I don't get it. I've seen one of his buddies before and it looked like-no, no, no, it WAS-someone in a comic book, like, this was actually the-"-the scene cuts again. UserZero snorts. "-And I'm sitting here, like, what? that's impossible. Seriously impossible on multiple levels. That can't be right. And I don't really look at what they do but what they DO isn't right, and I keep thinking about the tuba thing whenever it happens. And I keep thinking about Minecraft whenever it happens, I've stopped playing because something was wrong with that tree and I'm getting weird urges to play it, like, I knwo better, Video games aren't addictive like this, but I feel something ELSE when playing this game, I don't get it but it's weird and I like it but I don't, it's creeping me out a little, but I want to figure out what's in the tree, but I never get anywhere in it assuming it doesn't vanish into nothing. I don't get it."
The scene cuts. UserZero is back to looking obsessed again, it's the middle of the night again, and she is also angry. Very angry. "OK, so, new developments! Tuba boy was acting super-smug to me today for no real reason, or so I think. I didn't bother asking why, usual stupidity but worse, I thought. Back to playing the game, after I thought all the crazy was out of my head, and guess what? SomeONE broke the tuba into bits, left gold blocks floating in midair as some kind of joke, and Richard's going on about being this guy's son or something? "Descendant of Psi," like who is Psi? It feels like I should know him but I don't, I think they talked about him once, something bad. But, like, how did he leave signs in a singleplayer game?! More hacking crud I have to deal with now, isn't it? But tuba boy can't-like that's not even possible! he'd have to code in-No! Not possible! How did he do that?! Ugh, and there's that tree again! Stupid thing's taunting me!"
UserZero starts breathing a little heavily. "OK, wait, wait, I feel something going on up there, in my head, SOMETHING. It's like it's trying to just-OK! Richard did something impossible, somehow got into my game and gorilla'd it up well and good! I did something impossible, shoving him into the tuba! That tree keeps popping up whenever I have the weird thoughts and vanishes when I start believing that their silly like a dumb creepypasta! I can't stop thinking about all of this stuff! And there's this other thing I'm thinking about too-I mean, I guess, given that guy's from a comic, they're doing impossible stuff too, right? And, if he's 'fictional,' like-oh, oh, oh, if he's fictional and he's doing impossible fictional stuff, and my game character is doing physically impossible stuff and is fictional, then, well, that thing could be real, right? or, am I, uh, fake? No that doesn't make sense, but, he's gotta be real, right? Right?! I'm not going completely bonkers, if someone from a comic is walking around doing creepy stuff in my house because he's a 'friend' or something than THAT dork-"-UserZero pounds the table. A crack forms. She does not notice. There is a golden haze faintly surrounding her now. "-on the computer can certainly exist despite doing things that can only happen in video games! And whenever I think about any of this, tree pops up! Like, honeslty!? gorilla the tree- UserZero pounds the desk again. More cracks form. The haze intensifies. UserZero doesn't notice. "-gorilla the tuba-" Pound, crack. The haze intensifies. "-gorilla this game-" Pound. You notice the cracks have completely overtaken the table. The golden aura is intense, the stuff you'd expect of a Godmodder of her station, one she doesn't notice."-and gorillaing gorilla, gorilla that smug gorillaing RICHARD!!
She smashes her head into the desk. The desk smashes in two. The computer and camera and recording all fall down, getting a bit glitchy. It does so to reveal UserZero's head having slammed itself into the floor, breaking the floor.
UserZero, after a second, pushes herself up off the floor. The imapct made her head bloody. She looks like she is having the time of her life. She pushes herself off the ground and looks at her hands, blazing goldenrod.
"...Whoaaaa...Now...Now this...This, I can get behind!!!...Awesooooomeeeeee!!!"
The scene cuts. UserZero is looking at the screen, desk repaired like nothing happened, hand gloved with the two gloves you recognize too well, same time of day. She is exhilarated. "...I don't know...No, I do know, but I still kind of don't know...I know how that happened, but I don't-it's hard to describe...But...Oh, yessss...I feel like...I feel like I can do anything! I get why-augh, I hate to admit it but I think I get how tuba boy did that! And how I did that! And, uh, don't know what's up with the tree yet but with what I got it won't take long to find out...New peeps are messaging me about 'godmodding' for some reason, gotta look at that..."
A bolt of inspiration strikes her. "Oh, right, him. Ugh, brb, gotta tell-"
The scene changes to a Golden Freddy jumpscare without warning. Prior experiences leave about half of you unaffected.
OH COME ON AM I REALLY THAT gorillaING WEAK NOW?
...More likely, Fredbear, that UserZero did not desire to have to resist your powerful screech capacity every time she wanted to review this.
In any case, the film ends. It finds itself in Revan's hands again, though it will no longer have any effect whatsoever. The stage is removed and everyone now feels silly for involving themselves in the throne wars. UserZero cracks her neck.
UserZero: ah...good times.
The Itinerary:
[ALL]: Restore Earth! (Great Effort!) (Star ready! Talist ready! One more player needed!)
[GS]: Defend sans! His DPS is insane and if Richard kills him, he'll rank up!
[AZ]: Destroy Chara's Suit of Knives! His extreme offensive potential will wipe the floor if not attended to immediately!
[AZ]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[AZ]: Defend Godmodder477!
[AZ]: Destory UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy sans before Richard can rank up!
[PZ]: Defend Chara's and his Suit of Knives! His Offensive potential is just what you need to turn this situation around!
[PZ]: Stop anyone from reaching Yggdasil!
[PZ]: Defend UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy Godmodder477!
ALL ENTITY ACTIONS DO NOT OCCUR DUE TO TAPE.
Terrain: Diner (+1s all entity charges per turn).
Weather: Blasted Sacred Hammer (Shoots lightning at 1-3 entities per turn)
[??? BOSS] Omega Flowey: 0/0 HP. Or Be Killed: I
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Joshua!
[N] The Nightmare: 2/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 24,500). Radiation: II Nightmare Crystal: 1.
[N] The Innocent One: 80,000/80,000 HP. Banishment: III
[GS] Dark Dreamy Bowser: 33,400/90,000 HP (Multiplier: .75; 1.50 when Right arm is down). Left Arm: 13,500/13,500 HP. Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead) Entity Grab: II Right Arm: 17,800/17,800 HP. Guards Dark Bowser's weakpoints! Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead!). Triple action altogether-shorten it by removing his limbs! Shy Guy Airtub Summoning: IIIII Dreamy Minion Horde Summoning: IIIIIIII Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Action: Activate both summons!
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 1/20 HP. Real Man: III
[GS] The Avenger: 115,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN.
Specialists: 7/10 HP x2. Passive healing.
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 27,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 7,500/150,000 HP. 72% Integrity! At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, gets 2 attacks. Bank: 24/150 Pennies. Purchases: Bling Cleansing, Bling Volcano. Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Keepers: 7,500/7,500 HP x4. Greed Gapers: 1,000/1,000 x 20. Red: Double Action!
[AZ] Leictreon: 4/4 HP. 120% Position Uncertainty, 830% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 3/5 (GS-GS-NU) Primed Matter: 1/5 (PZ'). Star: I (Separated from Battlefield)
[AZ] The Nuclear Throne: 0/200,000 HP. Resignation: I
[AZ] &mpersand: 19,500/194,000 HP. INVULNERABLE THIS TURN. Can mimic entities. Mimicing: N/A. Struggle Count: 0. Good Memory: III Bad Memory: III Merge: IIIII Entering Sandfall form!
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 235,000/275,000 HP. Upon death, Star is pulled from the [DATA EXPUNGED]QUEST. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII
[AZ] Leona: 78,000/170,000 HP. Sun is out! Changes between Sun and Moon every turn. Shield of Daybreak: II Eclipse: IIII Solar Flare: IIIIIII
[AZ] Mr. Stun Guy: 128,000/220,000 HP. 20% chance of stun per attack. Cape Obtained! Let's Stun Em: IIIIII Action: Stun Roll on Kardinal Kazoomeister and the Hulk! Cursed: II
[AZ] NSM Radar Overseer X: Armor Plating: 120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the NSM Radar Overseer X! Diarrhea Death Ray: III. EAS Tones Cannon: IIII. Micro-Orbital ROFL Laser: IIIIIIII.
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII). Action: Copy Zarod to replace Occasional Agony Stacks because Hezetor's luck with them sucks!
[AZ] Talist: 25/25 HP +1 Regen per turn.. Mood: N/A (2/3 Mind.).
[AZ] crystalcat: 20/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail
[AZ] Toast: 20/20 HP. Currently Red.
[AZ] The Golem: 20/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor.
[PZ] Joshua: 19/19 HP. Lives: 1. Element: Oblivion. Automatically avoids sans attacks due to salt. Mystery Charge: IIIII
[PZ] Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr: 18/35 PhDs. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 HP. Peppershaker: II Forbidden Factoids: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[PZ] RSM Information Robot X: Armor Plating: 120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the RSM Information Robot X! Highway Storm: III. Highway Cascade: IIII. Information Ray: IIIIIIII.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 20/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ-a] ConsumerOfAll: 20/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor.
[PZ-BOSS][-GATEKEEPER-] Chara, the Angel of Genocide: 9,999/9,999 HP. Attacks: 2. Knife Cluster Spawns: 6 (+1 per turn).
Shield of Murderous Intent: 0/150,000 HP. Can be penetrated, but failure to do so incurs counterattack!
Suit of Knives: 27,000/444,000 HP.
Knife Clusters: 9,000/10,000 HP x10; 2,760 HP x1; Burn: I Fortified: I
[AZ-g] Godmodder477: 24/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 110/150 HP. Huntdown: IIIII
[GS-G] sans: 1/5 HP. Aggravatingly Evasive (100%). Current Target: PZ+AZ Current Pattern: Gastersplosion. 50% chance to dodge, but all hits generate Gasterblasters. Gasterblasters: 3/3 HP x28. Has a shield to block one attack, guarenteed.
A shadowy silhouette appears next to the Outer God.
You call yourself a God? You have the dare to call yourself an omnipotent creator?! Look at yourself. You don't have a face...
Outer God's „face“ vibrates, fading from existence.
... a shape...
His body starts fading too. The voice gets more distorted and demonic.
... or a name!
As the figure finished the sentence, the Outer God's form jumps back into existence so quick it almost fell.
I created the Moon. I summoned every terror that crosses the surface at night. I created a dimension, and in it three Dark Lords. I am trully Omnipresent, Omnipotent and Immortal. I am the darkness that resides in the Void. I am the Goddess that feeds on sanity. I am Nocturna the Shadow!
Suddenly, spears made of true darkness appeared everywhere around the Outer God. Well, not just normal darkness. This was the new definition of „dark“. It was dark, darker yet darker. It was feeding off light itself, sucking it and plunging it out of existence. And not just spears. Scythes, maces, swords, knives, pikes, halberds, axes, double-bladed versions of all those, giant three-bladed stars...
They all speed towards him.
Nyarlathotep chuckles softly waving his hand causing the weapons to clatter to the ground, drained of their property of darkness. The weapons then are levitated and arranged around Nyarly's Throne creating a backdrop to it.
I am Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos, the Faceless God with a thousand Masks. I am what I am.
May I suggest not attempting, of all things, to fight me? I mean, I enjoy a bit of despair and suffering myself but I don't go around shouting from the rooftops about it. And besides, even if you are omnipotent, why of all things would you just toss some weapons at me? I mean the attempting to write me out of reality was rather cute but ultimately frivolous.
Nyarlathotep glances at Revan, who is looking at the pathetic attempt at a throne with a mild depression.
I suggest perhaps forgoing the furniture design career. But do not fear. It can have a use.
A dark portal quickly envelops the pathetic throne, Nyarly waves his hand over to Chara's location. The throne drops upon the Angel of Genocide with an almost comically sudden thud. An Eternal Arm rises up and grinds the throne into Chara with a zeal sending the Suit of Knives all over. It then lifts the throne up and bats Chara aside with it before retreating back into its portal
Nyarlathotep palms the Shining Trapezohedron, playing with it an amusement.
Charges
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 42/50
Deal with an Outer God : 43/50
Heheheh 3/50
Assists
+1 to Ninjatwist, +2 Tailist
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter = Grimdarkimitter 3/11
Ire, I'm disappointed in you, you didn't participate in the throne wars. Also, I noticed the white text in your post ire. I'm just too lazy to decipher random crap.
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 3/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 9/16
Greater Orb of Earth 9/11
9/20 for a space station
9/50 for an open deal?
27/50 for Initiation
+3 to ninjatwist
The Elemental floats over to the Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. and begins to construct a large assortment of rocks, and then brings it all crashing back down, reconstructing it, then bringing it all crashing back down, simultaneously giving him a very succinct lesson on geology AND teaching him a lot about architecture.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 1==
Level 3
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 15/50.
Charge #6: 8/50. PACT RETURNS Evidence Decorruption: 50/50! Waiting on other players...
+3 to ninjatwist, because why not.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 16/16!
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 5/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module 2/16
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 1/???
Orb of Perfection: This simple crystal orb contains within itself a massive fount of quintessence, also called aether, the fifth element of spirit and purity. Its surface is unmarred by even a single scratch, and it has a soft white glow. (Explanation of quintessence: The infusion of quintessence into something essentially purifies it into a higher or purer state, increasing its capabilities. Of course, purity can also be used offensively — imagine ‘purifying’ all the blood out of something.)
==Action/RP==
Crystal notices the hole in the wall, and grins after a second. “See, this is why I love having other people around. Mars, you hold down the fort here. I’m going to see what’s outside."
He begins walking toward the hole, then stops and turns around. “Oh, and by the way. If you didn’t get it already… By ‘hold down the fort’, I meant ‘tear the fort into little pieces’. And by ‘fort’, I mean ‘enemy’."
--Lotsa travel. Or maybe I just teleported. Fill it in yourself.--
Crystal is at the hole. Just before he steps outside, he calls back, “HEY! GODSLAYERS! I'M FEELING LIKE DECORRUPTING SOME EVIDENCE, ANYONE WANT TO JOIN ME?"
And then he steps through the wall.
"Hel- oh, wait, I have to patch myself into Minecraft chat first. Which will basically just amount to a flavorful chat format change. But, what the heck, it works."
Crystal reaches up and fiddles with something invisible above his head. In a burst of static, clearly not glitches but rather just the computer-flavored appearance of something, a player name blinks in above his head. But it's blank.
"Hmm, shall I use crystalcat or universallyCognizant? Better keep things simple and just use Crystal."
The name settles into ‘Crystal’.
Crystal: Hello? Anyone around?
MEANWHILE...
Mars looks at Sans, who dodged their seemingly undodgeable attack with such ease, and decides to go for a more up-close approach. They rush at Sans with their massive spear, and take a quick, calculated swing. Sans dodges. Another swing, the spear's blade streaming gold fire. Sans dodges. Mars takes out another throwing knife and performs the same bladestorm technique, hundreds of duplicates filling the air. Sans dodges every one. Mars now looks slightly angry, and focuses for a second. The aura of gold fire surrounding the spear's blade suddenly contracts to a thin white-gold aura around the blade, before a brilliant red-gold corona erupts around the entire weapon. Mars stabs forward, and the aura extends into a long blade, before whipping the spear in an arc. Sans effortlessly ducks under the white-gold blade of Essence. Mars focuses for a second, and the blade becomes two-pronged, before slicing again. Sans flashsteps out of the attack's range entirely. Mars now looks intensely angry, and begins raining a veritable storm of attacks on Sans, the blade's Essence aura extending into a myriad of prongs, spikes, and blades that leave essentially no openings in the wall of attacks.
OOC: A few notes - Fanta is currently on the PZ side, but she will change over to the Neutral alignment when she finally leaves CloudCuckooLand and realizes that UserZero is crazy... which will take a while.
Also, she will never actively kill anybody. Beat them within an inch of their life, maybe, but never actually kill.
Due to the general chaos around her, Fanta was unfortunately unable to hear a good portion of the recap given by a random voice in the area (which, for some reason, the teen associated with the color blue). The only thing she got out of it all was that there was something about godmodders fighting each other, a group of people are fighting both of them, and that attacking here is mainly in the form of charging and/or summoning people and things.
...Well then.
With this in mind, and a bit curious about how this summoning thing works, Fanta decided to try calling forth something random. Who knows: Maybe it'll be something she can use!
This is why you null posts, people. Granted, yeah, Splitdops are becoming so common they're now effectively the standard.
A critted 36,000 damage! Or it WOULD have been, if not for Sandfall, which as it turns out, leaves Ampersand invincible for when it activates. Such sad.
...OK?
I understand that you need to respawn, but you had a 2nd post so basically this doesn't matter, you'd have done it then. Let's just get this done now: You respawn, WALL, GIT GUD.
The wall vanishes or at least a massive, significant chunk of it-enough for safe passage for a wide and large variety of things. This doesn't obliterate the ENTIRE wall, merely a chunk of it in one side, but that's basically all you need for any purpose.
+$HaveARottenDay$: SHEET WE'RE IN THE RED WALL'S DOWN
*UserZero: I suspected that would happen sooner or later...Ugh.
*UserZero: Is the community outside in reasonable working order?
*Notch: Yes.
*Notch: I actually didn't expect it, but they seem awfully self-sufficient for a bunch of Minecraft players...No offense to anyone. The situation seems better than I'd thought it would be.
*UserZero: The Avatar Effect puts you where you're competent. Once the initial shock was over it was really only going to go uphill for them.
*Galladius475: The narrative isn't a jerk about this stuff...
*reallyjoel's Dad: Yeah! Hardly going to just up and dump you into a death world with no forewarning!
The other side of the wall is, surprisingly, a fully-functioning Minecraft community's outside world. Houses are plentiful and farms are large. There were only a few people outside but those who were are looking extremely uncomfortable by the presence of a Pirate Robot(?) and the trio of demigods.
They bolt, immediately.
*UserZero: Rotten, please make sure that they don't do anything to the civilians. If anything happens, you're dealing with them, personally...But don't go into the quarantined area yet, they might try deliberately drawing you in so Richard can have his way with you.
*UserZero: Galladius, continue working on finding the other survivors.
*UserZero: RJ's dad, keep working on the last resort.
*Galladius475: Last resort?
+$HaveARottenDay$: What last resort?
*Notch: ?
*UserZero: It's best if we don't talk about it beyond a snippet.
*UserZero: It is a reservation-an ace in the hole-for if/when we have to deal with the possibility of 477 going the whole way, however absurd.
*UserZero: It is also why I am having Galladius contact other survivors and get these guys out of here soon, because the firepower to kill him at that point ought to be planet-destroying.
*Notch: UserZero, we can't even think about that!
*Notch: This is-
*UserZero: Do you want a planet-obliterating maniac with no reliable superior or equal on our hands as the alternative?
*UserZero: He'll probably blow this place up as a celebration.
*UserZero: It gets worse, too. I'm not a believer in destiny, but some people have claimed he'll graduate to Universes. At least 3, if not more if he gets his way.
*Galladius475: I mean, it's not like we're going to use it, right?
*Galladius475: 477 will just die before then, he's not that strong...
*Galladius475: I think...
*UserZero: I agree but I don't want to risk this.
Richard proceeds to make a long tirade about not knowing about blowing up universes and being capable and competent enough to kill them all, but sadly as far as that conversation is concerned it doesn't' affect anything as you're within the walls and conversation is impossible with the outside from the inside. It's totally pointless so I'll spare you it.
But, now you CAN go outside...Interact. Talk. Tell them the truth...Even though you literally have no evidence of it whatsoever. Yet. You may need to decorrupt Crusher's Evidence now, as that would be the best time...
You see someone flying over in the distance. He stops short of you, hovering a few meters above. A few Endermen also teleport close but they notice the flying figure and stop.
The flying figure is, for all due intents and purposes, a Wario skin with as little Wario as possible. Basic coloration and WarioWare-style form clealry persented, but any showcasing of a W or his nose is replaced with a Dollar Sign (including on the bomb). It's also stuffed with money. The one real deviation is his right-handed glove: A symbol, purple and strong...Ugh. That symbol. A Captial Delta, or, D. No doubts about this one-Rotten was a Delta Plus Godmodder.
+$HaveARottenDay$: You heard most of that conversation. I know better than to assume you haven't.
+$HaveARottenDay$: Let's make this simple.
+$HaveARottenDay$: If any of you idiots feel like touching any of these civvies, I'll know.
+$HaveARottenDay$: And don't even think I'm some kind of short-change chump, or a gullible idiot.
+$HaveARottenDay$: These people have worked hard to get something out of the horrible situation they just got through-something out of being dead broke on somethings to have, a bankruptcy that $4.77 caused.
+$HaveARottenDay$: I don't know your situation, but you are not going to harm them, you understand? Not even a hair on their head!
+$HaveARottenDay$: Otherwise...Well. I'll put you in the RED.
+$HaveARottenDay$: Have a rotten day!
He vanishes. The Endermen quickly approach in his absense, and now that you're actually paying attention to them, you realize these aren't NORMAL Endermen. Or, Normal Endermen by your knowledge of Normal Endermen. For one, their eyes are Green. For another, they're clothed in stuff that basically resembles a dark green Police outfit, with black trimmings and a Golden badge of a Shulker. ONe of them-the only one additionally wearing what could constitute a police hat-steps forward.
???: Hello, Descendant. I am Braxis, of the Moog City Law Enforcement.
Braxis-and the other Endermen-bow.
Braxis: We greet they who duel the vile ones with open arms. Moog City welcomes you.
They stop bowing and stand erect again.
Braxis: Granted, we are not at Moog City right now...The desolation of this old ruin has at least given us quick access to the Overworld beyond teleporting, though, as it had a gaping hole to Moog City.
Braxis: It's under the Bedrock-don't worry about falling into the Void, though. We've got protections against that.
Braxis: ...There is one concern we have to notify you of in advance.
Braxis: Ender-Not some low-league Enderdragon, but the mother of them all, our chief slaver, our top enemy, The Shadow of the Crimson-THAT Ender-That vile beast...Her 14th incarnation to be precise...
Braxis: We know not her motives nor her whereabouts, as usual, but we are aware that she has been dealing with the Omega Plus Godmodder, UserZero.
Braxis: For what purposes we do not know, but we presume it has something to do with Her Gates...Or something. We aren't terribly sure, but we are to warn you. After all, the ranks of the Psi Wars included the Player...His Descendant should be aware of a task he may need to take up, in absense of a declared Player.
Braxis: We had presumed her reapperance would require more than a mere few Years, though...That is also concerning.
Braxis: Rest assured, we will send in some reinforcements should She ever appear-we have no reasons to assist beings whose powers they often exploit tear into space and time, and no reason to restrain ourselves against our immortal slaver.
Braxis: ...As for you three.
Braxis turns away from Toast (as you now realize she was only looking towards him/her/them/tem), and to the trio of Gail, Mikoto and Inari, with less admiration and more buisnesslike poise.
Braxis: We would normally charge you a fine of 75 Emeralds for the illegal intrusion of sacred ruins followed by attempted theft, but the unfortunate reactivation of that ancient guardian, coupled with the ruins desecration, is more than enough to let you off without punishment, if only because improptu Icepick Surgery is probably punishment enough.
Braxis: We claim no responsibility for what happened, mind-we only learend after the fact, those things were going to get dismantled later...
Braxis: Also, we don't know who did it but someone attempted to teleport into someone's office?
Braxis: Teleportation into buildings is illegal in Moog City, for theft and assassination prevention.
Braxis: We know whoever did it returned, so whoever did it is fined 75 emeralds.
Braxis turns back to ~Toast.
Braxis: We hope you luck on your endeavors, and feel free to visit the last free city of Endermen at any time.
Braxis and the other Endermen teleport away-not in Ender particles but in some kind of fog and smoke. You don't quite know, but at the very least these Endermen don't live in the End, so you presume their differences stem from this.
In any case: You now have access to Moog City (through the hole) and the local Minecrafitan population, and can commune with them! Sadly, Chat logs within the confines of the 5,000 barrier are illegible garbage outside it (a quick check confirms this), so you can't automatically prove anything without first De-corrupting all of your Evidence (though you can at least spread the word that UserZero isn't being truthful about things). You are also promised Moog City Reinforcements, if Ender appears-or rather, when.
Even I wouldn't think it too surprising if she was a Gatekeeper at this point.
Godmodder477: Hello?
Godmodder477:...Uh, go smash those guys.
He points in the loose direction of the three remaining PZs.
...OK.
Uzi just stands there, not even bothering to question why you decided to aimlessly run into her. You smack into her armor, take the thorns damage, and get flung backwards by serious knockback.
I think you posted the summon pre-mass null as quite frankly you already triple-posted. Ergo, the summon didn't happen (yet).
That's basically everything. Welcome, Canon_W!
You hit Saitama's Voicemail, thankful that the troll potential of calling someone completely different was not triggered.
UserZero stares at The Innocent One. Innocent One summoned!
Captain Falcon bodyguards Star's Phone!
You gain little information on the Archways that you did not already possess. One doesn't give off any feeling at all-the one directly behind. The one to the left is unsettling. The one to the right is calming. That's all the additional information.
space-time shudders around the desks as you turn towards them, and nine figures situate themselves amongst them. Tall and powerful, robed. You cannot get a glimpse at their forms-too obscured.
The one dead-center speaks.
Limbo...You would be correct, Star. No need to beat around the bush, then. We are the Council of Nine, overseers of this world. We have many duties-most primary amongst them the imprisonment of all Multiversal criminals. We do not believe you will be here forever, but until the time that the Narrative seeks your release, your crimes against the Multiverse-including most primarily the continuation of two Godmodding Wars. These Wars are inherently degrading to the very fabric of Fiction-every use of even the slightest godmodding power is a weakening of the bonds of space-time and casualty as we know it. You are also here on charges of assembling Multiversal Organizations and disrupting Universal Orders, both of which cause Narrative Resets in whatever world they/you touch respectively. Unsurprisingly, all upon a world reset do not magically revert to a prior period, as is assumed, and instead die, and your knowledge should have made this blatant. This mass death is to be avoided-the Narrative's will is beyond us, Star, but we shan't be provoking it into killing innocents. We will constitute aversions of Paradox Events to be exceptions to this-but nothing else. The counts are still staggeringly high.
You are not here to stay, for now, but consider this a taste of the punishment you have wrought for yourself.
The gateway behind you opens up, leading to a vast gray expense...You feel the eating of your very being increase ever-so-slightly. You're not sure if those warrant a stay in Limbo, but you're not really in a position to argue it...
The Council of Nine are still here, staring at you. You can ask them questions or just leave. You doubt they're going to be here forever, mind, but you don't think they're going to just run off the instant you walk out either. For that matter, that gate won't close until they're gone.
I've already said what I think of this; You'll have to resummon him (and correct your stats).
Shield of Murderous Intent summoned! It'll do as you say.
You hear the sound of a whope cushion just as you smash the scythe through 'sans,' making you realize what you just did was mostly a waste of your time, though sans is sweating harder than ever...
The Congolmerate's Stick breaks in two. It appears the mere wood wasn't too stable after that.
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 1/16
Interesting name for it, Piono.
The OP King negates the next 2 actions due to Throne Wars! You deal 7,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
Nulled by Throne War!
I (think I) already gave you a level for ZoC and infinity of Love!...You can't make it dog. In fact, let me save you some time: An infinity of love is going to make it uncraftable. It's INFINITY. Infinity is powerful.
WISE FROM YO GWAVES && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental = NOPE BACK IN YO GWAVES (Level 15: 1/16)
...You do that. That's not even an action.
The players are presumably already well-informed about the deathtrap within, given every inch of the wall was dedicated to keeping you OUT.
Action Nulled due to Throne Wars!
NSM Radar Overseer X and RSM Information Robot X both summoned! They will do as you say. I'll refer to them as the Radar Overseer and the Information Robot.
Yuzita killed! Yes, you can instant-kill entities under your control if you so see fit.
Mod: Intangible && Basic Magic Mods && Basic RPG Mods = Intangible Modpack (Level 5: 1/6)
16,000 damage to the Radar Overseer!
9,000 damage to Mr. Stun Guy!
You do so much at once that the only real thing you get done is dealing 2,000 damage to the Suit of Knives, as the Godmodders block your attacks easily (Richard through earplugs and Uzi through her liquid acidically melting SCP-173 in a single lick)! The Redshirts will do as you say.
Xia-Li Polyslayer && Rubber Bullets = Rotik Nexusruin (Level 9: 1/10)
Super Prototype Medigun && Force Field Generator = Shielder's Salvation (Level 8: 1/9)
Night Edge && Sun Stone = Sky Edge (Level 8: 1/9)
I had already said the Plusinator Crystal was a no-go! Spend that 50 on something else instead! (Plus we already have the Fine feature, which does this anyways). NOT summoned!
13,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
Welcome Back, DarkSide!
On the one hand, you never did properly switch from GS to Neutral because all backstabs aren't dramatic if done rapidly, as you did, so that didn't fly. On the other, it's been such a long time that I will allow you this switch if you so choose-though GS as a now consistently gets +1 per turn and, honestly, I think playing Neutral is one of the most boring ways to play DTG. Your call.
Night's Edge && Fiery Greatsword && Oblivion Fuel Cell = Dark Inferno (Lv. 15, 1/16)
Daybreak && North Pole && Well-used magic barometer = Frigid Sun (Lv. 25, 1/26)
Daybreak is a massive one-shotting laser cannon, is responsible for the death of Project Binary's serpent projection back in DTG2, and overall, is not to be messed with lightly. Alchemy cap is currently 15, so you can't make this. Even then, Daybreak's properties make that a one-use high-damage weapon.
Sack || Moon Ash && Sun Ash && Eclipse Essence = Ashes to Timestamps (Lv. 14, 1/15)
22,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
Yes, your overly-long explamation of how your simple attack wasn't working made it more deadly even though it didn't kill.
Welcome, ArcaneDreamer!
The Battlefield is being flung with the most absurd attacks imaginable, and everything is exploding. Everything. EVERYTHING. The world is probably only intact due to consistent rollbacking from whoever moderates this place. Things are dying in droves, in ways abnormal to Minecraft death animations, while simultaniously also undergoing these death animations. This place looks like a thousand video game/movie/Tv scenes meshed into one.
You respawn!
Short: UserZero blew up earth, blamed Godmodder477/Richard, and stuff happened. I think Pit explained this a lot better than I can.
Captain Falcon will do as you say! Rage levels intensify.
Attempting to walk through the other two gateways proves totally ineffective. They are solid walls. Only the back exit is open.
Thank you pit, for summarizing this game's story thus far so bluntly and beautifully.
UserZero pulls out an incredible series of pro moves to obliterate the boss within seconds, with no HP loss!
You're good, carry on.
Minecraft physics suddenly catch up. Your gold Pickaxe breaks. Actually, scratch that-it breaks into comonent molecules, not even visible dust.
For convenience, a Beginner's Guide to Minecraft (and a piece of paper to the Minecraft wiki) both appear for sake of sanity, because even you can't be that ignorant of where you are. This universe is...Rather central.
sans is sweating harder, though I believe this to be exertion to not strangle you. Uzi accepts the crown but stows it away. Finally, you will nerf Battlefury's next action.
...Or would have if this wasn't your 3rd post.
Not much lost, honestly.
Squirrel Sniper summoned!
ENTITIES:
None.
INVENTORY:
None.
CHARGES/ALCHEMY/SUMMONS:
None.
ENTITY ACTIONS:
None.
PLAYER ACTIONS:
1. I begin to summon a sentient, ambulatory surrealist portrait of Bob Ross to politely direct would-be attackers away from me. Everyone loves Bob Ross.
Paper Bob Ross, N, HP 1/1
+Everyone Loves Bob Ross: No player or entity can target Bob Ross with an attack, nor can Bob Ross be collateral damage for any field-wide or AoE negative effect, regardless of lethality.
+Polite Discourse: Any attempts made to harm Bob Ross's current player are automatically directed towards another player of the GM's choosing.
-Opinionated: If Bob Ross's player does violent stuff, Bob Ross can leave the player for another.
-Karmic Death: Bob Ross can be made to disappear or vanished by entities with appropriate special attacks, but the player that orders the disappearance gains the [Evil] attribute.
2. I summon a pair of iron boots, Zelda style.
Iron Boots, Item
+Anchored: The wearer cannot be pushed, pulled, dragged, thrown, and is immune to any effects caused by wind. Also provides a passive +5 charge bonus to actions involving pulling other objects.
-Heavy: While worn, the wearer cannot fly or swim, and automatically sinks into soft hazards.
Wearable: By some juju, removing the boots and putting them back into your inventory causes them to not weigh you down anymore. Go figure.
LAST TURN RECAP:
I looked around.
FLAVOUR:
Canon scans the battlefield, her curly locks drifting in the wind as she pulls the bill of her Air Force Racing ballcap lower over her eyes. All these people look manic to her, insane. Rather than launch herself into the fight, she decides to go check out that big tree, even if she has to take the whole battlefield with her to do it.
DtG: Neutral, just wants to see that big tree in the middle.
Your flavour text lacks zest. Perhaps you should add some intelligence, hmm?~
\=========|INVENTORY|=========/
Obsidian Double-Edged Sword
Void Wood Staff
Basic food supplies
Medical flora
Spellbook: Void
Ancient Holocron
Mod: Intangible
Basic Magic Mods
Basic RPG Mods
Basilisk's Fang
Heart of the Void
Knowledge Gem
Blue Crystal x5
Circuit Stamper
\=========|ACTIONS|=========/
Alright, it's time to start with Intangible. If I understood correctly, these crystals, called „Mods“, can bring features from other dimensions here. And Intangible's dimension is based around souls, so I hope it doesn't conflict with Undertale's soul mechanics.
Ker picks off some bones from the ground. Looks like a lot of animals died here. Then, he sharpens them, summons a couple of sheep and kills them with the bones. Small white upside-down hearts float from them. He then stabs the hearts, and they burst out into an aura of energy. The aura wraps itself around the bones, continuing to circle through their surface.
Well, that worked well. Now the next part is creating the Knowledge Gem.
5 pieces of lapis fall out of nowhere. Ker picks them up, and comes to a nearby water source. He then throws one soulbone and one lapis into it. In normal terms, you would have to wait. But because he's a FREKING WIZOORD they instantly merge into blue crystals. He does that to the remaining 4, too. Then, he summons some iron-
Nah, screw it. I just don't have enough time. From now on I'm summoning pre-made things.
The iron ingots disappear. Instead, a fully-working pre-made Circuit Stamper appears, as he puts 1 crystal, 2 soulbones that he made again by summoning sheep and killing them and 1 redstone into it. A lever appears next to the Stamper and pulls itself. Nothing happens.
Oops, wrong lever.
The obsidian lever disappears, only to be replaced with a normal cobblestone lever that pulls itself. The Circuit Stamper's cover falls down, and out of the small hole on the bottom comes out a blue gem decorated with soulbone. Ker takes it, and focuses his mind on one place. A ball of energy shoots in that direction, and a man-size disk of souls appears there, revealing it's actually...
Seriously? I had to go through all of this just to get a guide? Couldn't they just write it in a book or something?!
Chaos.
A shadowy silhouette appears next to the Outer God.
You call yourself a God? You have the dare to call yourself an omnipotent creator?! Look at yourself. You don't have a face...
Outer God's „face“ vibrates, fading from existence.
... a shape...
His body starts fading too. The voice gets more distorted and demonic.
... or a name!
As the figure finished the sentence, the Outer God's form jumps back into existence so quick it almost fell.
I created the Moon. I summoned every terror that crosses the surface at night. I created a dimension, and in it three Dark Lords. I am trully Omnipresent, Omnipotent and Immortal. I am the darkness that resides in the Void. I am the Goddess that feeds on sanity. I am Nocturna the Shadow!
Suddenly, spears made of true darkness appeared everywhere around the Outer God. Well, not just normal darkness. This was the new definition of „dark“. It was dark, darker yet darker. It was feeding off light itself, sucking it and plunging it out of existence. And not just spears. Scythes, maces, swords, knives, pikes, halberds, axes, double-bladed versions of all those, giant three-bladed stars...
They all speed towards him.
\=========|SUMMONS/THINGS FOR LATER|=========/
Darth Nihilus: 12/50 (+3 from Uzi)
Uroboros: 6/50
Nocturna the Shadow: 6/50
+3 to Consumer
\=========|ALCHEMIES|=========/
Mod: Intangible && Basic Magic Mods && Basic RPG Mods = Intangible Modback (Level 5) 3/6
\=========|OUT-OF-GAME A.K.A NULLPOST|=========/
Nothing
Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
RNGesus decides to start summoning themself.
[CHARGES]
3/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT (+1 from Pricey12345)
1/37 ~ RNGesus
0/0 ~ ???
[ENTITIES]
None
Ignore.
Kaede is best girl
(Well, I'm bored. So I'll screw with Tazz's updates a bit. Don't worry. I don't create posts with proportions as epic as most other. And I'm mostly just testing a character for Neo-DtG/Post-Reset.)
A young little girl with an elegant dress enters the battlefield from a time rift. A slime-like creature is attached to her.
Ah, what a wonderful day. Now, where shall that being known as the Godmodder be? She looks around the battlefield, and finds out about the two Godmodders through her senses. As she looks around, her Manasite Shapeshifter protects her from any harm done from the crossfire. More than one of them? That's a pleasant surprise. Well then, if any Godmodder Hunters would like to tell me what's going on, I'd just do this.
Action:
Fraissa enters the battlefield as a GS. She then summons a thorny root that shoots up to Godmodder447.
Charges:
1/30: Heart of the Beasts: A staff that Fraissa normally wields. Stats: Artifact, 5 Durability. When used, grants a beast (basically her summons) a second attack for the turn and grants it a 20000 HP barrier for the turn, as well as +20% accuracy for the turn. Regains 2 Durability when I summon a beast.
2/20 (+1 from Terrain): Thunderbat: A large bat-like creature that can wield the power of electricity. 15000 HP. 6000 Attack. When attacking, it can deal 2000 damage to another target or grant itself a 2000 HP barrier.
2/20: (+1 from Terrain): Angelwing: A small fairy-like creature that aids ally by healing and protection. 15000 HP. Instead of attacking, it grants up to three entities a 3000 HP barrier and heals them for 3000 each.
She's basically a beastmaster that summons beasts.
Kaede is best girl
Quick note: Balancing here is much different from TVtropes.
The HP of the 30 charge should be (4000x30 = 120,000, + 10000 = 130,000), and the Hp of the 20 charges should be (4000 x 20 = 80000, + 10000 = 90000.)
Quick situational updoop: One of the godmodders blew up earth, Uz0 is blaming Richard, Toast blew a hole in the wall that keeps out players, Chara is murdering everyone, Notch is basically floating around and existing in a state of doing nothing, sans is wrecking everything, and Omega Flowey lived for a full turn then died due to refunds.
/infopost
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
@Tabbune If you find your posts start deleting, make 11 total posts elsewhere on MCF (besides forum games).
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 2/50 (+1 from Pricey)
DOSH 3/25 (+2 from Hezetor)
Who gave a damn about paradoxes anyway? 3/50
~Alchemy~
-NOP-
1+ to Hezetor, +1 DarkSide (welcome to the real world), +1 to Pricey
~Inventory~
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
Wildfire (Level 10)
~
Red - Level 1 - 33'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
x4'000 on single digit taking entities.
~Action~
could i have a description of wildfire thanks its the lighter with firework things
~Toast winds up, and tosses a yellow stress ball with a smiley face on it at User Zero. It bonks her on the nose, before dropping to the ground.
sorry to burst your bubble toast but...
It literally does nothing. IT LIT-ER-AL-LY does nothing. And that's all ~Toast had planned. She hadn't thought very far ahead. It was a bit late, she had already used her action for this turn.
rip
did you really expect anything from that you dont seem to have thought this through
Well, besides gently nudging an olive near her feet, which rolled away slowly. But is that really worth mentioning? An OLIVE. Seriously, what could an olive EVEN DO? 'Why would you ever be significant in Destroying the Godmodder/s?'
~canned laughter~
Everyone laughs at the olive's misfortune at being placed in such a cruel world. 'Look at that olive, so small, so insignificant. It'll never grow up to be awesome and cool like us.' ~Toast, believing the hate was directed at her, stormed off to the Engiezero, which was still a ship, figuratively and literally. She didn't have time for this.
Almost in response to all this, a beautiful blue butterfly flutters down onto the ground. You have no idea what metaphor this could POSSIBLY represent.
Anyway, a few moments later, a bunch of builders call, arrive and start building a road across the terrain. A massive road, in fact. one-way 8-lane highway, to be precise. Appropriately, this grabbed everyone's attention for a bit. They all kinda just left the olive. It's not like it's plot-centric or will ever be significant in any way. Cars, trucks and motorcycles begin racing up and down the new road, oblivious to the battle adjacent to them. The olive, kinda ignoring regular physics, continued to roll onwards, and towards the road.
Drivers may have been oblivious to the battle, but they were not oblivious to the olive. They knew the dangers of olives. They read the government safety guides. They had seen the seen the videos. They swerved away, trying to get away from the approaching olive! LUCKILY, most of them got to safety, anf the olive would just roll to the edge of the road. One truck however, briefly tore his eyes away from the road (despite the DANGERS and the SAFETY GUIDES and the VIDEOS), and noticed a foam stress ball. How awesome are stress balls?o
"Cool."
And in that moment, disaster struck! The olive wedged itself between the road and the truck, and it (the truck) was flung hiiiiigh into the air.
TL;DR: ~Toast chucks a thing at Uzi, it knocks an olive away. It rolls onto a suddenly existent road. A truck trips over the olive, and falls on Uzi.
Butterfly effect boiz.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
Ah, as strong as I thought. Well, I'll let you go for a while. It doesn't take my Hunter-Senses to say that I have no wish to be annihilated by a cluster-knive wielding maniac. Fraissa summons a missile of natural energy, then launches it at the Suit of Knives.
Charges:
2/50: Wileder of the Crystal's Scepter: Fraissa gains a Health Bar (250 000) and gains new abilities. Once per turn, she may grant an entity under her control a barrier that absorbs the first 10000 damage dealt to it this turn. That entity also deals 50% more damage this turn. Friassa can summon an Alaxian Elemental that has 20000 HP, attacks for 5000 and passively heals Fraissa for 5000 each turn. This summoning has a 3-turn cooldown
2/20: Thunderbat: 90000 HP entity. Attacks for 5000 each turn and can either deal 5000 damage to another target or create a 5000 point static barrier when attacking.
2/20: Frostcliff Bear: 70000 HP entity. Attacks for 10000 HP. Has a 20000 HP barrier that regenerates for 5000 a turn.
(I don't know how much attack those formula gives me.)
([down] Thanks. Does halving HP for double attack or vice versa work here?)
Kaede is best girl
\=========|INVENTORY|=========/
Obsidian Double-Edged Sword
Void Wood Staff
Basic food supplies
Medical flora
Spellbook: Void
The stuff that's missing is put in a chest.
\=========|ACTIONS|=========/
THREE DAYS LATER...
The Fortress of Ker'Nor stood tall, its towers reaching the skies. The smallest tower's top had a bridge connected with a mountain side, and it was filled with golems walking from it and to it, carrying bags sometimes filled with precious ore. They didn't need pickaxes or dynamite, as on their right arms, where the hand would normally be located, was actually a giant hammer.
In the Royal Hall on his obsidian throne waited self-proclaimed Emperor Ker'Athri Uroboros. He waited, and waited, until a different looking golem came there. It was smaller, human sized. The golem was holding a shield with Ker'Nor's banner on it. Crimson background, a golden ring with four gems and inside it a giant winged snake forming the letter S. He also wore black steel armor with a crimson cape and a knight helmet.
My Lord, I managed to infiltrate the SCP Foundation's laboratories.
Have you found anything useful?
I have found some papers that fool Crusher thought weren't important to hide. It contains info about something or someone they call „SCP 049“. Possibly our future contract.
Hmmm. Interesting. You may leave.
The golem started slowly walking towards the exit, in case his master asks anything else. He was just about to leave, when the Emperor shouted.
Arxelus! I need you to deliver a letter for someone. They call her User Zero.
If you say so, my lord.
He gave a scroll tied with a crimson rope to the golem. The letter was:
„Hera. If you managed to get this letter, that means two things. First, I won't melt my paladin Arxeus, the one who probably brought you this letter. If he didn't but you still got it, he's possibly already dead and someone found this letter and gave it to you. Second, I found out something. Remember how I said something about summoning a Godess? Well, in order to do that, I must summon her exactly six times. Every summon brings one part of her. The Space Ritual will summon her body. The Time Ritual will give her back her memories. The Reality Ritual will make her actually real, and not some apparation. The Soul Ritual will bring her knowledge of souls. The Power Ritual will summon her powers, and at last the Mind Ritual will summon her consciousness. Now, that would work theoretically. But would it work here? Because, if I heard correctly, one person can summon one entity with maximally fifty „charges“, and this counts as three hundred „charges“. So, will it work if I summon the same entity's parts seperately? Will that boost the entity's powers? I don't know much about this world's mechanics, and that is why I am asking you.
After the paladin was gone, Ker put on his Soulbone Armor. He had about 15 of every soul except the Noble souls and Doomed souls. But every other type he had. Benign. Predatory. Unhinged. Wise. Malleable. Immutable. When he was sure nobody will come in, he teleported near Sans, waiting for the right momment to strike.
The paladin came back into the Royal Hall.
My Lord? You forgot to tell me how she.....
But nobody came.
...... looks.
Nonexistence.
A red mist wraps around Ninjatwist, causing him to suffocate. No matter what he tries, it always wraps itself tigher and tigher. This continues until he fallls unconscious, at which point it disappears.
\=========|STRUCTURES/BUILDINGS|=========/
Fortress of Ker'Nor:
\=========|SUMMONS/THINGS FOR LATER|=========/
Darth Nihilus: 18/50 (+4 from Uzi. +2 for mistake editing)
Uroboros: 6/50
Nocturna the Shadow: 6/50
+3 to Consumer
\=========|ALCHEMIES|=========/
Mod: Intangible && Basic Magic Mods && Basic RPG Mods = Intangible Modpack 4/6
\=========|OUT-OF-GAME A.K.A NULLPOST|=========/
Tazz, please do me a favor, try calculating what my charges’ stats should actually be. I made mistakes where I thought Uzi gives +3 instead of +4 (That is why I added +2). So just tell me what the charges should actually be
Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
/
placeholder/nullBecause really, we shouldn't let people split the dop by this much (even if life does force such huge cracks between the updop posts)
Tazz, I think you should go back to making both skeledop posts at roughly the same time to avoid having a huge buildup of posts right next to each other.
Oh, and tazz, I thought that posts between the splitdop were to be auto-nulled, so I left that one, especially since there were large amounts of charge discrepancy, as can be seen with how much it jumped up in the next post.
The first of my three posts was one I thought was going to be auto-nulled, otherwise I would have /nulled it.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Basic info:
Terrain: Dinner. +1 to all entities that can use charges
Weather: Blasted Sacred Hammer. Does something with lightning.
Events: Undertale Invasion. Yes, I know events don’t exist, deal with it.
Sides: Support-A-Serial-Killer (PZ), Avoid-Paradoxes (AZ), Slay-Both-Godmodders (GS), Do-Whatever-You-Want (N), Kill-Everything-That-Moves (H).
Godmodders: UserZero/Uzi/Hera Ω, Godmodder477/Richard γ, Sans?, ConsumerOfAll α, $HaveARottenDay$ Δ, other guys you most probably won’t fight.
Bosses: Omega Flowey (Dead, only thing alive about him is his last attack, “Or be killed”), Chara (Gatekeeper, can instakill), Sans (GS, can kick ass).
Important stuff: the Earth is destroyed (I blame Richard) so you are basically your character (Except if you are a dimensional traveller), the Wall seperating everyone from civilization behind it is REKT, Uzi is vulnerable after the second split update because of “Or be killed”, Undertale ofically conquered the internet.
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Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
It probably wasn't a good idea for me to post in first person. I'll probably redo my intro post.
From what I've heard it requires a 100 post charge. I could be wrong though.
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>DarkSide: Team up, and get in the action.
He blasts out from underground, with only a metallic cutlass in hand, and a desire for action.
"Ready for a challenge!"
Then he sees Chara.
"Tsk tsk tsk... knives. In a sword fight.
Either those are some seriously powerful knives, or you're a fool.
Looking at it, though... it definitely looks like the former."
He digs back into the ground, only to pop up behind Chara moments later.
"'Sup?"
He then cuts off a rather notable number of knives of Chara's suit, stabilizes them, and puts them away for future use.
((AKA I'm not in that creative of a mood atm, but might as well make myself useful))
OOC/RESPONSES
Eh...
...
Yeah, I actually think I'm gonna abandon the "Sway" mechanic for this game and just go full-on GS. Going lone wolf in this kinda game usually results in death and boredom anyway, as you've said. Someone mind telling me who the GS's are? Kinda forgot from the long-as-heck hiatus.
Also...
WRONG DAYBREAK!
I bet there are, like, SO MANY OTHER WEAPONS named this. So it's my fault that it wasn't clear on what I meant. See the recipe now to see what I ACTUALLY meant.STATS
DarkSide - Alignment: [GS]
CHARGES
Walled Up (3/20) [ENTITY]
Fortificationizing (3/50) [ENTITY]
RPG-ification (6/50) [UPGRADE + PLAYER VULNERABILITY] (+3 Ire, thank you very much, pal)
ALCHEMIES
Night's Edge && Fiery Greatsword && Oblivion Fuel Cell = Dark Inferno (Lv. 15, 3/16)
Sack || Moon Ash && Sun Ash && Eclipse Essence = Ashes to Timestamps (Lv. 14, 3/15)
Daybreak (Terraria) && North Pole(Terraria) && Well-used magic barometer = Frigid Sun (Lv. ?, 3/?) (Leeet's try this again)I guess you're thinking other stuff with this. *Cough*KidIcarusUprisingDaybreak*Cough*. So I can't blame you for the sudden over-leveling.
My bad for not clarifying. While Daybreak is known by you as the "One-use ultra OHKO laser cannon of DIE!!!", to me, it's the "Infernal Javelin of Burning DEATH!!!" After all, DarkSide doesn't hail from Minecraft, nor KI:U, nor the actual North Pole. *HERE'S THE ANSWER*. Also, it's where he got this "North Pole" from.
SUPPORT:
+3 Ire (Gotta return the favor, now don't I?)
Update continued from here.
13,000 damage to the Information Robot! Mr. Stun Guy will do as you say!
You somehow destroy the Phone! however, the dogs encounter a Firewall IMMEDIATELY, and much burn occurs. The .dog files are all obliterated. However, this does turn back the clock by two turns, giving Star 5.5 turns of-oh.
It looks like this was totally irrelevant.
The data was already corrupted, by the same source as Crushers data.
...
Welp.
I'll edit the Itinerary.
The Informer summoned! He'll do as you say!
The entire attack is nullified on the grounds of it being a Crossover!
...Seriously. I thought I already covered this, no Crossovers with other forum games!
Just in case this isn't a valid enough answer: You fail to summon Omega + Richard because everyone beats you to a pulp before you get the chance, letting UserZero get the victory by default. As a result, you also fail to summon every entity ever, leaving the Composite man. As this is a debate, UserZero manages to tactfully win a debate on rather sensitive topics that shouldn't really be listed here for the honest to goodness fear of unjustified hate.
You really have to learn that whitetext shows up in the light-blue quotes quite obviously.
Richard replaces himself with a Dummy at the last second!
UserZero had long rescinded your ban on talking, it was temporary! In any case, UserZero takes insults like a proper woman and keeps a stiff upper lip. She also fails to feel the burn because of her armor, which is enchanted to have Fire protection.
You respawn!
You respawn as well!
Chara's Suit of Knives (and to consumer's dismay, the Sheild of Murderous Intent), if it was not already gud, is almost certainly obliterated! In addition, the cage will nullify Chara's direct actions in the EoTB!...If the Suit of Knives is gone.
UserZero: ah, him.
UserZero: chara was the most interesting vessel i have ever laid my fingers on.
UserZero: i guess it can't really hurt to tell, actually...isn't gonna reveal much you probably didn't already suspect.
UserZero: i don't get what chara is, honestly. Some kind of aggregate of determination, possibly buttercups, murderous intent, and of course, in this case, me.
UserZero: of course, he was such as all playable characters are in any game, and didn't really deviate. contrary to popular belief, i do not resort to hacks in a game first.
UserZero: so i went through the game's normal mode. did that. you know how that ends.
UserZero: suddenly you realize flowey even being here was suicide from the start.
UserZero: and that was all well and good, but...well, you know me, don't you?
UserZero: unlike most, i could tell what was going on with chara, mostly...he was unlike anything i had seen up until then. an avatar that could be strong enough to do what a player on his/her lonesome couldn't.
UserZero: it's feasible that it could be a source of operation, actually, the ironic divergance and the implication of manipulating that as long as you have...well. not saying further on that.
UserZero: alas, all good things had to come to an end, right?
UserZero: and thus, in the halls of the mountain king, chara dared to rebel against me.
UserZero: there wasn't reason to destroy that world, but chara didn't care.
UserZero: couldn't let that go lying down, could i? nor could i let his potency go to waste either.
She pauses, as if debating if to tell you the rest. She will, of course.
UserZero tries to fight-you can tell she's ridiculously determiend to NOT get caught in a horrible situation-but the power of Omega Flowey finally manages it, restraining her. Unless Entity actions are prohibited this round (and as well all kind of know, they're going to be), UserZero will be 100% vulnerable to the best attack next round...but ONLY the best, and whoever manages will claim Flowey's spoil of war!
If for whatever reason no-one attacks, UserZero will be freed and will get to choose who gets it, and it will be a Pro-Zero.
While I gave you the switch-up on the respawn and Tonic posts, I'm not giving you entity orders. Not like Leona could do that anyways, Ultra Greed is STILL in Iron chef! (If only Omega Flowey used Metaphysical to get rid of that...)
Wow! 43,000 damage to the Avenger! (A reminder: It must be boarded to kill it, otherwise it just crashes down and Defend This House starts).
She'll do as you say!
sans declines.
Levels in Terraria and Levels in 0 do not carry over.
Diamond Sword && (Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence) = Diversity (Level 10: 3/11?)
Bone Pickaxe && Chlorophyte Pickaxe && Molten Pickaxe && Nightmare Pickaxe && Pickaxe Axe && Broken Hero Sword = Terra Shatterer (Level 11: 1/12?)
FATAL && Duke Nukem Forever && Essence of Steam Greenlight = Gamer's Nightmare (Level 0: 1/1)
Gamer's Nightmare: A game so horrible and atrocious that no-one, and I mean no-one, is a fan. Sadly, it is so bad that you cannot even make people play it via torture for some reason, rending it useless in combat. See, I told you it was atrocious!
Two more actions will be blockaded by Throne Wars!
SOMEHOW stopped by Throne Wars, as somehow Revan being too busy with making his own throne has stopped Nyarly from improving the OP Kings! SOMEHOW! I DON'T KNOW HOW! (I'm not letting you store that, spend it in 3 turns or lose it entirely. Yes, I consider that a form of storage.)
You call for the Tape Roll JUST before you lose yourself, though; this will entirely nullify the EoTB and instead replace it with the contents of the Tape! You hope that there's honestly something ON this tape and UserZero isn't doing the troll of the century.
AI Shell Salvation summoned! It'll do as you say, and the other two cores will likely sabotage you in a hilarious scene that everyone would be recording if Throne Wars weren't a thing.
Guess who was too busy making a Throne to do any of this superattack.
My update terminal shows that your NaCl levels are currently at Fiction-record highs.
tfw you realize the diner doubles charge speed and makes it 100% possible to use his 'waste your attack' special.
By the magic of balancing gameplay and fairness, Joshua somehow fails to listen to you anyways as you respawn!
what i totally didn't edit in that I to be a 1 as a cheeky binary reference what are you even talking about
In any case, 14,000 damage to Chara's Suit of Knives, if it's still a thing!
The Avenger is a ship, but 19,000 damage to the Avenger!
No-one can beat Hezetor in a Throne-off. He is simply the best there is.
You respawn! You can't increment charges/give assists/progress alchemies or stuff like that when respawning, so...Yeah.
'Locked up?' You mean that you have already determined the nature of these things beforehand and are committed to them that strongly? I do not consider charges solidly defined until they are USED: Names are just names, and I have seen a charge labled...Uh, the scientific term for the irrational fear of the number 13, instead be a complete misdirection for Trickster/Grimdark stuff instead. Like, that's perfectly legal.
You fail noticing things forever and the Wall is already gone!
Hezetor's inability to be bested in a Throne-off prevents this from working!
Indeed. Perhaps it is high time you physically started attacking things?
People who will fail to notice this now: 0.
sans is staring intensely...
37,000 damage to the Knife Clusters!
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module (Level 15: 1/16)
sans practically blinks out of existence as the knives are just about to hit him, appearing a few meters away from the storm.
For whatever reason his attack is delayed, by which I mean he does not act, but his tally is 63 attacks, which will go into effect NEXT turn. I would wholly suggest getting his dodge down further.
The movie begins, and everything stops. Nothing happens in the EoTB. Even UserZero herself is delayed despite knowing about what's in the Tape.
The Itinerary:
Terrain: Diner (+1s all entity charges per turn).
Weather: Blasted Sacred Hammer (Shoots lightning at 1-3 entities per turn)
[??? BOSS] Omega Flowey: 0/0 HP. Or Be Killed: I
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Joshua!
[N] The Nightmare: 2/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 24,500). Radiation: II Nightmare Crystal: 1.
[N] The Innocent One: 80,000/80,000 HP. Banishment: III
[GS] Dark Dreamy Bowser: 33,400/90,000 HP (Multiplier: .75; 1.50 when Right arm is down). Left Arm: 13,500/13,500 HP. Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead) Entity Grab: II Right Arm: 17,800/17,800 HP. Guards Dark Bowser's weakpoints! Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead!). Triple action altogether-shorten it by removing his limbs! Shy Guy Airtub Summoning: IIIII Dreamy Minion Horde Summoning: IIIIIIII Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Action: Activate both summons!
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 1/20 HP. Real Man: III
[GS] The Avenger: 115,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN.
Specialists: 7/10 HP x2. Passive healing.
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 27,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III
[GS] John: 12/15 HP. Current forme: Beast. 10% Minicrit Chance, 75% Minicrit Chain chance. Forms: Beast, Spellcaster.
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 7,500/150,000 HP. 72% Integrity! At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, gets 2 attacks. Bank: 24/150 Pennies. Purchases: Bling Cleansing, Bling Volcano. Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Keepers: 7,500/7,500 HP x4. Greed Gapers: 1,000/1,000 x 20. Red: Double Action!
[AZ] Leictreon: 4/4 HP. 120% Position Uncertainty, 830% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 3/5 (GS-GS-NU) Primed Matter: 1/5 (PZ'). Star: I (Separated from Battlefield)
[AZ] The Nuclear Throne: 0/200,000 HP. Resignation: I
[AZ] &mpersand: 19,500/194,000 HP. INVULNERABLE THIS TURN. Can mimic entities. Mimicing: N/A. Struggle Count: 0. Good Memory: III Bad Memory: III Merge: IIIII Entering Sandfall form!
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 235,000/275,000 HP. Upon death, Star is pulled from the [DATA EXPUNGED]QUEST. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII
[AZ] Leona: 78,000/170,000 HP. Sun is out! Changes between Sun and Moon every turn. Shield of Daybreak: II Eclipse: IIII Solar Flare: IIIIIII
[AZ] Mr. Stun Guy: 128,000/220,000 HP. 20% chance of stun per attack. Cape Obtained! Let's Stun Em: IIIIII Action: Stun Roll on Kardinal Kazoomeister and the Hulk! Cursed: II
[AZ] NSM Radar Overseer X: Armor Plating: 120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the NSM Radar Overseer X! Diarrhea Death Ray: III. EAS Tones Cannon: IIII. Micro-Orbital ROFL Laser: IIIIIIII.
[AZ] Squirrel Sniper: 40,000/40,000 HP. Accurate, 10% dodge ignorance.
[AZ] AI-Shell Salvation. SELF DESTRUCT: IIIIIII
Mobility Core: 100,000 / 100,000 HP. Rocket Flight: III
Weaponry Core: 100,000 / 100,000 HP. Sniper Rifle Railgun: III
Defense Core: 100,000 / 100,100 HP. Repair Sequence: III
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII). Action: Copy Zarod to replace Occasional Agony Stacks because Hezetor's luck with them sucks!
[AZ] Talist: 25/25 HP +1 Regen per turn.. Mood: N/A (2/3 Mind.).
[AZ] crystalcat: 20/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail
[AZ] Toast: 20/20 HP. Currently Red.
[AZ] The Golem: 20/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor.
[PZ] Joshua: 19/19 HP. Lives: 1. Element: Oblivion. Automatically avoids sans attacks due to salt. Mystery Charge: IIIII
[PZ] Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr: 18/35 PhDs. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 HP. Peppershaker: II Forbidden Factoids: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[PZ] RSM Information Robot X: Armor Plating: 120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the RSM Information Robot X! Highway Storm: III. Highway Cascade: IIII. Information Ray: IIIIIIII.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 20/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ-a] ConsumerOfAll: 20/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor.
[PZ-BOSS][-GATEKEEPER-] Chara, the Angel of Genocide: 9,999/9,999 HP. Attacks: 2. Knife Cluster Spawns: 6 (+1 per turn).
Shield of Murderous Intent: 0/150,000 HP. Can be penetrated, but failure to do so incurs counterattack!
Suit of Knives: 27,000/444,000 HP.
Knife Clusters: 9,000/10,000 HP x10; 2,760 HP x1; Burn: I Fortified: I
[AZ-g] Godmodder477: 24/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 110/150 HP. Huntdown: IIIII
[GS-G] sans: 1/5 HP. Aggravatingly Evasive (100%). Current Target: PZ+AZ Current Pattern: Gastersplosion. 50% chance to dodge, but all hits generate Gasterblasters. Gasterblasters: 3/3 HP x28. Has a shield to block one attack, guarenteed.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3830
Link to the Forge Thread! Please go here for any questions you need to ask, or any other possible nullpost-worthy item, to cut down on nullposts.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
[|||||||] Decayed Heart: RECHARGING. Owner: crystalcat [AZ]
[|||||||||| |||||||||| ||||||||||] Alchemical Symbol: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[|||||||] Weath Ray: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
[||||] Cutlery of the Cooking Gods: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
I keep working onto rebuilding the earth 30/50
I keep doing a level system based on rudisplorking 6/50
Initiation 7/50(+4 from crusher +1 from someone else)
alchemies
Cloack of love && Green blood gives ??? 1/??
WISE FROM YO GWAVES && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives NOPE BACK IN YO GWAVES 2/16
Dog?
infinity of love && infinity of perfection && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives Not a dog 1/??
I help proof of concept(three times)
Then I use T1 for casting divination spells to try to steal information about what are the bosses doing.
Nyarlathotep chuckles softly waving his hand causing the weapons to clatter to the ground, drained of their property of darkness. The weapons then are levitated and arranged around Nyarly's Throne creating a backdrop to it.
I am Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos, the Faceless God with a thousand Masks. I am what I am.
May I suggest not attempting, of all things, to fight me? I mean, I enjoy a bit of despair and suffering myself but I don't go around shouting from the rooftops about it. And besides, even if you are omnipotent, why of all things would you just toss some weapons at me? I mean the attempting to write me out of reality was rather cute but ultimately frivolous.
Nyarlathotep glances at Revan, who is looking at the pathetic attempt at a throne with a mild depression.
I suggest perhaps forgoing the furniture design career. But do not fear. It can have a use.
A dark portal quickly envelops the pathetic throne, Nyarly waves his hand over to Chara's location. The throne drops upon the Angel of Genocide with an almost comically sudden thud. An Eternal Arm rises up and grinds the throne into Chara with a zeal sending the Suit of Knives all over. It then lifts the throne up and bats Chara aside with it before retreating back into its portal
Nyarlathotep palms the Shining Trapezohedron, playing with it an amusement.
Charges
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 42/50
Deal with an Outer God : 43/50
Heheheh 3/50
Assists
+1 to Ninjatwist, +2 Tailist
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter = Grimdarkimitter 3/11
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
Ire, I'm disappointed in you, you didn't participate in the throne wars. Also, I noticed the white text in your post ire. I'm just too lazy to decipher random crap.
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 3/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 9/16
Greater Orb of Earth 9/11
9/20 for a space station
9/50 for an open deal?
27/50 for Initiation
+3 to ninjatwist
The Elemental floats over to the Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. and begins to construct a large assortment of rocks, and then brings it all crashing back down, reconstructing it, then bringing it all crashing back down, simultaneously giving him a very succinct lesson on geology AND teaching him a lot about architecture.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
==Turn 1==
Level 3
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 15/50.
Charge #6: 8/50.
PACT RETURNSEvidence Decorruption: 50/50! Waiting on other players...+3 to ninjatwist, because why not.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 16/16!
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 5/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module 2/16
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 1/???
Orb of Perfection: This simple crystal orb contains within itself a massive fount of quintessence, also called aether, the fifth element of spirit and purity. Its surface is unmarred by even a single scratch, and it has a soft white glow. (Explanation of quintessence: The infusion of quintessence into something essentially purifies it into a higher or purer state, increasing its capabilities. Of course, purity can also be used offensively — imagine ‘purifying’ all the blood out of something.)
==Action/RP==
Crystal notices the hole in the wall, and grins after a second. “See, this is why I love having other people around. Mars, you hold down the fort here. I’m going to see what’s outside."
He begins walking toward the hole, then stops and turns around. “Oh, and by the way. If you didn’t get it already… By ‘hold down the fort’, I meant ‘tear the fort into little pieces’. And by ‘fort’, I mean ‘enemy’."
--Lotsa travel. Or maybe I just teleported. Fill it in yourself.--
Crystal is at the hole. Just before he steps outside, he calls back, “HEY! GODSLAYERS! I'M FEELING LIKE DECORRUPTING SOME EVIDENCE, ANYONE WANT TO JOIN ME?"
And then he steps through the wall.
"Hel- oh, wait, I have to patch myself into Minecraft chat first. Which will basically just amount to a flavorful chat format change. But, what the heck, it works."
Crystal reaches up and fiddles with something invisible above his head. In a burst of static, clearly not glitches but rather just the computer-flavored appearance of something, a player name blinks in above his head. But it's blank.
"Hmm, shall I use crystalcat or universallyCognizant? Better keep things simple and just use Crystal."
The name settles into ‘Crystal’.
Crystal: Hello? Anyone around?
MEANWHILE...
Mars looks at Sans, who dodged their seemingly undodgeable attack with such ease, and decides to go for a more up-close approach. They rush at Sans with their massive spear, and take a quick, calculated swing. Sans dodges. Another swing, the spear's blade streaming gold fire. Sans dodges. Mars takes out another throwing knife and performs the same bladestorm technique, hundreds of duplicates filling the air. Sans dodges every one. Mars now looks slightly angry, and focuses for a second. The aura of gold fire surrounding the spear's blade suddenly contracts to a thin white-gold aura around the blade, before a brilliant red-gold corona erupts around the entire weapon. Mars stabs forward, and the aura extends into a long blade, before whipping the spear in an arc. Sans effortlessly ducks under the white-gold blade of Essence. Mars focuses for a second, and the blade becomes two-pronged, before slicing again. Sans flashsteps out of the attack's range entirely. Mars now looks intensely angry, and begins raining a veritable storm of attacks on Sans, the blade's Essence aura extending into a myriad of prongs, spikes, and blades that leave essentially no openings in the wall of attacks.
==Entities==
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0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
OOC: A few notes - Fanta is currently on the PZ side, but she will change over to the Neutral alignment when she finally leaves CloudCuckooLand and realizes that UserZero is crazy... which will take a while.
Also, she will never actively kill anybody. Beat them within an inch of their life, maybe, but never actually kill.
End of OOC.