I mean, he'd make everything ten times worse considering he's currently halfway up the Raptureadder thanks to the MSPA session being canonical, but it'd solve the Omega Flowey problem.
/null
EDIT: Twin, are you gonna get back to me on the thing? It's been a week and you still haven't given me a reply.
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Just Another Day: 8/50
"Nope nope nope nope nope. You are not. You just are not."
"I cannot have anyone attempting to straight-up genocide the entire battlefield. I think it's pretty obvious that everyone being dead is bad for business."
"It's a really good thing I know exactly who needs to get called for this kind of job."
discomfort: 1/50
"Oh right, sales. Well, seeing as some very high-priority boss just happened, time to start selling new stuff people should want to buy."
NEW ITEMS ARE AVAILABLE!
Attack Chip: Increases ATK by 3,000. Can be applied to self or entities. Cost: +2
Defense Chip: Reduces damage taken by 3,000. Can be applied to entities. Cost: +2
All proceeds from these items will go towards the discomfort charge. Please specify which one you want to buy.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 6/16
Greater Orb of Earth 6/11
Orb of Earth complete!
7/50 for a deal
7/50 for The power of Earth
15/50 for Elemental Ascendence (+3 from crusher and ninjatwist)
The orb of earth, upon completion flies out of the alchemiter, slamming into the center of the vortex of elemental energy, and the levels of earth magic spike.
And begin to take form.
A vaguely humanoid shape appears, it... looks like an earth elemental, except there's not enough of it there to be considered a proper elemental yet. It's like there's... a few pieces of an earth elemental loosely combined into the shape of a full elemental.
Ah, about time Richie's toy got finished up. (Okay, I may have unintentionally lied when I said the OP King wouldn't be involved at all. He is involved, but only because my acting character isn't enough of a talker for me to have fun with him. The OP King is literally here for the sole purpose of giving me dialogue to list out.)
The form moves over to Richard, and... bows?
"Master."
After that brief, and slightly odd statement, it hovers away to look for targets...
It... it doesn't seem to care about Omega Flowey. At all.
Instead, it looks at Chara,
A small swirl of rocks begins to uproot itself from the ground, swirling around and around and around...
The figure seems to be straining though, and it releases.
A large wave, although not overly large, of rocks streams out from the elemental, launching a barrage of stones that begin knocking knives off of Chara's knife suit.
Really, the sound of stone and metal is really grating, it honestly is.
But a few people notice something strange about the elemental. Not all of the energy flowing into it is elemental.
It seems to be channeling... Descendant energies? This thing doesn't appear to be powered on it's own, it looks like it's feeding off the energy radiated by the Descendants in the area.
OP King, this plan of yours better work. I'm not going to be happy if this deal falters and Richard gets flattened by an overgrown weed with six clearly brain dead souls.
Revan glares at Chara.
Heh...
Nyarly seems quite amused by all that has happened.
Well, I think it is time to channel an old friend.
The Crown that Nyarlathotep had on a tendril, has somehow found it's way onto Nyarly's head.
Zanma is used upon Chara. -7 MP
Two phantasmal winds extend from Nyarlathotep and begin beating creating quite the updraft making the Outer God Airborne.
A forceful wind whips around the Suit of Knives scattering the knives making up the suit, the Knives make a dull thud as they slam against the ground.
Revan aids on the assault against Chara, crushing the Suit's Knives with the Force as if it was made of aluminium.
Chara, didn't Toriel ever tell you not to play with knives?
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 47/50 (+3 from Piono, +1 Tazz for all, +2 Richard)
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 33/50
Eldritch Ascendance : 32/50
Assists
Battlefury x3
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter 1/?? (Alright, I'll stop fooling around.)
This appears to corrupting the Alchemiter into something else, for real this time.
The Pack-A-Punch with Built in Mystery Box
This legendary version of the Alchemiter has the standard features of the Alchemiter with a bonus; It also has a side function which allows the items in the Alchemiter it be completely randomized into another alchemy. ?? will trigger the Mystery Box function. All items will also become Eldritch (unique status which could slightly damage Sanity of opponents when used) put in the Pack-A-Punch.
I think Tazz should just cancel the EOTB for some random reason to get things moving at least somewhat. Its better than waiting another week for the EOTB to come out, as the main reason the update hasn't happened was because Tazz is too sick to concentrate on managing hundreds of entities and stuff in an EOTB. Though it does just push the problem back to the next full update, that update probably doesn't need the EOTB either (based on the idea that everything is randomly stunned when a huge boss shows up), so that way we can get 2 updates in before needing an EOTB.
I think Tazz should just cancel the EOTB for some random reason to get things moving at least somewhat. Its better than waiting another week for the EOTB to come out, as the main reason the update hasn't happened was because Tazz is too sick to concentrate on managing hundreds of entities and stuff in an EOTB. Though it does just push the problem back to the next full update, that update probably doesn't need the EOTB either (based on the idea that everything is randomly stunned when a huge boss shows up), so that way we can get 2 updates in before needing an EOTB.
/null
I worry that randomly canceling the EOTB because IRL reasons could become a dangerous slippery slope. I imagine it would be easier to do the second time, and time after that... yeah, yeah, fallacy or no, I feel like we shouldn't start sacrificing the game's integrity/quality for speed, even if it means a faster update schedule.
Hey, this whole game is one giant crackfic anyways.
Oh, and I also started making crackfics too, such as Independence Day aliens vs XCOM in Subjugation Day. Don't worry though, a far wierder fic is coming.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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The Hidden Rogue Hunter 50/50 +9 from nulitor Complete!
Government 28/50
IT'S TIME TO LEVEL UP! 7/10
+3 nulitor
"Heh, I'm back..."
John erupts from the ground and looks at the horizon to see the destruction of Omega Flowey...
"Look over there, seems like a great time for me to join in on the fight... Now that I have learned my former power, I must strive to regain it. Of course, you would like to know what it is wouldn't you? Well, I'M TO LAZY SO SHUT IT...
"Oh yes, my assistant would like to join in the fun too, he should be arriving soon."
Alchemies:
CODE:
2511
Post this somewhere secret when I am summoned
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Now, as for next turn, it will literally be so short that it will get done on time. Basically, you can constitute most of your posts as null right now, not because of any dumb GM thing but because realistically what happens next turn is big enough to warrant that next turn be a 'dummy turn' to have the events happen. Be aware of that.
After all, when FATE works its wheels, all falls to the wayside.
Wait, so nothing I do this turn matters? Hooray! I then torch an entire forest, killing everything within it.
Marvel of Machinery: 26/50
some loser: 19/25
Informer: Well, I'm off to Canada! You can't expect me to go near that stuff!
Alpha Base: Not so fast.
Informer: Huh?
Alpha Base: Well, for starters, Canada was blown up with the rest of the Earth. And secondly, your contract doesn't run out until two years from now.
Informer: You can't prove that!
Alpha Base: Actually, I can. Let's see here... Ryan Phelps, age 32, first joined three years ago, contracts last for five years... Yep, I just proved it.
Don't worry guys! I'll just summon Piono!
He can take omega flowey!
:mspa:
I mean, he'd make everything ten times worse considering he's currently halfway up the Raptureadder thanks to the MSPA session being canonical, but it'd solve the Omega Flowey problem.
/null
EDIT: Twin, are you gonna get back to me on the thing? It's been a week and you still haven't given me a reply.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Actually, he gained those swords and then lost them, according to the ending I saw.
/null
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
STEALTH DANCING: 43/50
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Just Another Day: 8/50
"Nope nope nope nope nope. You are not. You just are not."
"I cannot have anyone attempting to straight-up genocide the entire battlefield. I think it's pretty obvious that everyone being dead is bad for business."
"It's a really good thing I know exactly who needs to get called for this kind of job."
discomfort: 1/50
"Oh right, sales. Well, seeing as some very high-priority boss just happened, time to start selling new stuff people should want to buy."
NEW ITEMS ARE AVAILABLE!
Attack Chip: Increases ATK by 3,000. Can be applied to self or entities. Cost: +2
Defense Chip: Reduces damage taken by 3,000. Can be applied to entities. Cost: +2
All proceeds from these items will go towards the discomfort charge. Please specify which one you want to buy.
I will help you that. I need to summon my main Orgin.
There are 5 Origins. Mainly I will tell you their first letters, just to keep it a secret.
P
C
R
Z
Their colors may be in there too.
/null
I am still here, as always.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
1+ Tazz
15/50 Prototype (Redacted!)
13/25 Sleeper Agent
4/30 InterDimensional Rail Depot
Boom Drones:
HP:75,000
Attacks:
Bombing Run: Does 1,000 damage to 2 random enemies.
Specials:
Life Syrup Injector: Heals user by 20% of their HP
Buff Back: Prevents any buff or passive from being negated and those that were negated before are re applied
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Hmmm...Intresting...a character you can argue on the level of morality as Uzi... great...
I think I have an idea how to stop Flowey... give me a sec...
I grab my interdimensional phone and punch in Squirrel girl's number.
I'll just post here, since Tazz has taken a while to finish the EOTB. I'll post again once he does.
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 48/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 23/50
I +Assist Pionoplayer's charges.
I use the turn to start up some new alchemies...
Xia-Li Polyslayer [Lvl.8 Assault Rifle] && Rubber Bullets == Rotik Nexusruin [Lvl.? Assault Rifle]: 1/?
// Shoots bouncy bullets that do less damage but bounce under most circumstances?
Super Prototype Medigun [Lvl.6 Medigun] && Force Field Generator == Shielder's Salvation [Lvl.? Medigun]: 1/?
// Über generates a shield that blocks out enemy attacks and covers multiple enemies but builds slower?
Night Edge [Lvl.6 Axe] && Sun Stone == Sky Edge [Lvl.? Axe]: 1/9
Über (Super Prototype Medigun): 1/9 [IIIIIIIII]
Support: 27/100
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Spoke's Wings II Crystalline Blades = Crystal Blade Wings 2/6
Deus Noctem && Life Shaver II Machine Gun = Deterio Inclina 6/16
Dualizer && Heaven's Gate && Devil's Sunrise = Dual Balance 5/13
+2 IGN, +1 Ire
The Artist and The Yandere 23/50
Winchester Rotomo 30/30 (+1 from Toast) Summoned!
(I have a new format. Charges and Alchemies on top like normal, but summon descriptions at the bottom.)
It's Just a Game 2/50
Save the World... Sort of 13/50
(All +1 from TNT)
Winchester Rotomo 150,000 / 150,000 HP (AZ) Rapid Rondo: IIIII (Does large damage to a group of entities)
Italicized Dark Orange Text = Winchester Rotomo
Thiszza place looks like a place with a lot of fighting.
Precisely. Now shut up and kill stuff.
There is no need to be so bellicose.
Winchester then attacks some random Dr.Dr.Dr.'s PHDs.
Mettaton EX then legs Omega Flowey. We can't have that here.
Redstone then again attempts to use ROBLOX Studio again to attack Omega Flowey.
There are six parts. Then one of them is a head.
Suddenly, they form into a humanoid shape. They're turned into a normal robloxy looking person.
Redstone then puts on... a dog head on the dude's head?
He then puts a sword through the dude. Wait...
Yep. That's him. Bec Noir.
Then he is erased.
Then he is back. A lot of edits.
It turns out to be an evil troll king with a sword through him.
He gives him some damage, and some HP. He then attacks Flowey's Monitor with them.
They disappear.
Redstone then starts slashing with swords right at the soul containers.
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
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rip this thread updating 2015-2016
edit; tazz has return
/rip
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 6/16
Greater Orb of Earth 6/11
Orb of Earth complete!
7/50 for a deal
7/50 for The power of Earth
15/50 for Elemental Ascendence (+3 from crusher and ninjatwist)
The orb of earth, upon completion flies out of the alchemiter, slamming into the center of the vortex of elemental energy, and the levels of earth magic spike.
And begin to take form.
A vaguely humanoid shape appears, it... looks like an earth elemental, except there's not enough of it there to be considered a proper elemental yet. It's like there's... a few pieces of an earth elemental loosely combined into the shape of a full elemental.
Ah, about time Richie's toy got finished up. (Okay, I may have unintentionally lied when I said the OP King wouldn't be involved at all. He is involved, but only because my acting character isn't enough of a talker for me to have fun with him. The OP King is literally here for the sole purpose of giving me dialogue to list out.)
The form moves over to Richard, and... bows?
"Master."
After that brief, and slightly odd statement, it hovers away to look for targets...
It... it doesn't seem to care about Omega Flowey. At all.
Instead, it looks at Chara,
A small swirl of rocks begins to uproot itself from the ground, swirling around and around and around...
The figure seems to be straining though, and it releases.
A large wave, although not overly large, of rocks streams out from the elemental, launching a barrage of stones that begin knocking knives off of Chara's knife suit.
Really, the sound of stone and metal is really grating, it honestly is.
But a few people notice something strange about the elemental. Not all of the energy flowing into it is elemental.
It seems to be channeling... Descendant energies? This thing doesn't appear to be powered on it's own, it looks like it's feeding off the energy radiated by the Descendants in the area.
Interesting...
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Revan tries to call out for help;
But nobody came.
Revan looks at the Outer God,
OP King, this plan of yours better work. I'm not going to be happy if this deal falters and Richard gets flattened by an overgrown weed with six clearly brain dead souls.
Revan glares at Chara.
Heh...
Nyarly seems quite amused by all that has happened.
Well, I think it is time to channel an old friend.
The Crown that Nyarlathotep had on a tendril, has somehow found it's way onto Nyarly's head.
Zanma is used upon Chara. -7 MP
Two phantasmal winds extend from Nyarlathotep and begin beating creating quite the updraft making the Outer God Airborne.
A forceful wind whips around the Suit of Knives scattering the knives making up the suit, the Knives make a dull thud as they slam against the ground.
Revan aids on the assault against Chara, crushing the Suit's Knives with the Force as if it was made of aluminium.
Chara, didn't Toriel ever tell you not to play with knives?
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 47/50 (+3 from Piono, +1 Tazz for all, +2 Richard)
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 33/50
Eldritch Ascendance : 32/50
Assists
Battlefury x3
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter 1/?? (Alright, I'll stop fooling around.)
This appears to corrupting the Alchemiter into something else, for real this time.
The Pack-A-Punch with Built in Mystery Box
This legendary version of the Alchemiter has the standard features of the Alchemiter with a bonus; It also has a side function which allows the items in the Alchemiter it be completely randomized into another alchemy. ?? will trigger the Mystery Box function. All items will also become Eldritch (unique status which could slightly damage Sanity of opponents when used) put in the Pack-A-Punch.
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
I think Tazz should just cancel the EOTB for some random reason to get things moving at least somewhat. Its better than waiting another week for the EOTB to come out, as the main reason the update hasn't happened was because Tazz is too sick to concentrate on managing hundreds of entities and stuff in an EOTB. Though it does just push the problem back to the next full update, that update probably doesn't need the EOTB either (based on the idea that everything is randomly stunned when a huge boss shows up), so that way we can get 2 updates in before needing an EOTB.
/null
I worry that randomly canceling the EOTB because IRL reasons could become a dangerous slippery slope. I imagine it would be easier to do the second time, and time after that... yeah, yeah, fallacy or no, I feel like we shouldn't start sacrificing the game's integrity/quality for speed, even if it means a faster update schedule.
/null
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
\==STATUS==/ POST 1/2
XSlayer300 ????/????
The Sword 18/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 18/50 (1+ Tazz)
A Flower 5/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 5/50 (1+ Tazz)
Inbound ??/?? ==========?????========== CHARGING ??/?? (1+ Tazz)
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging: The Sword 18/50
A Flower 5/50
Inbound ??/??
Assisting: "To sa[SWITCHING]BZZT "Elemental Acendence"
Using my own 'Freakin-Cool-Regular-NotsoAwesome-OP' hands, I fired a laser beam to Hulk and all enemies near him.
\==STORY/RP==/
Then, it flashed. From cyan, to purple. In a very short time.
To Red, Green, Yellow, Blue.
XSlayer300. Now, everything became madness to him right now.
"Crack, things are getting weirder everyday, THIS IS AIN'T MADNESS. THIS IS FREAKIN MADNESS!!!"
*flashback*
:"I better get going. I cannot last long in this place."
\==ETC==/
/NA
\==INVENTORY==/
Offensive:
Rainbow Minigun [iiiii] 0/5
Summoners:
Radio
Rainbow Chest
Misc:
Card, 2 of Hearts. (Heals half of the max HP of the Entity.)
I am still here, as always.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
Hey, this whole game is one giant crackfic anyways.
Oh, and I also started making crackfics too, such as Independence Day aliens vs XCOM in Subjugation Day. Don't worry though, a far wierder fic is coming.
/null
Take it to the forge guys.
/null
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
The
Hidden RogueHunter 50/50 +9 from nulitor Complete!Government 28/50
IT'S TIME TO LEVEL UP! 7/10
+3 nulitor
"Heh, I'm back..."
John erupts from the ground and looks at the horizon to see the destruction of Omega Flowey...
"Look over there, seems like a great time for me to join in on the fight... Now that I have learned my former power, I must strive to regain it. Of course, you would like to know what it is wouldn't you? Well, I'M TO LAZY SO SHUT IT...
"Oh yes, my assistant would like to join in the fun too, he should be arriving soon."
Alchemies:
CODE:
2511
Post this somewhere secret when I am summoned
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IT'S DONE.
Now, as for next turn, it will literally be so short that it will get done on time. Basically, you can constitute most of your posts as null right now, not because of any dumb GM thing but because realistically what happens next turn is big enough to warrant that next turn be a 'dummy turn' to have the events happen. Be aware of that.
After all, when FATE works its wheels, all falls to the wayside.
26/50
1/30
Hurrah! Nothing I do matters! I am free from all responsibility!
I run around happily, slipping in fields of flowers, because it doesn't matter anymore!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Spoke's Wings II Crystalline Blades = Crystal Blade Wings 3/6
Deus Noctem && Life Shaver II Machine Gun = Deterio Inclina 7/16
Dualizer && Heaven's Gate && Devil's Sunrise = Dual Balance 6/13
+2 IGN, +1 Toast
The Artist and The Yandere 25/50
It's Just a Game 4/50
Save the World... Sort of 15/50
(+1 to all rom TNT...?)
Heh.
Heheheheheheheheh.
That's very funny.
How do you expect to kill us all if we're immortal?
We're physically invulnerable to damage.
Even if you somehow manage to kill us,
We'll come back again.
And you won't get the reaction you want.
Flowey.
I'm a Soulless.
One who has no soul.
If you want to know why,
I'll tell you.
I live in a universe where souls don't exist.
Well, at least not in reality. Undertale's a thing. :U
(God, I'm rambling now, aren't I.)
Redstone then pulls out Firebrand and dashes straight at the monitor. He keeps slashing at the glass screen.
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The Beginning.
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Wait, so nothing I do this turn matters? Hooray! I then torch an entire forest, killing everything within it.
Marvel of Machinery: 26/50
some loser: 19/25
Informer: Well, I'm off to Canada! You can't expect me to go near that stuff!
Alpha Base: Not so fast.
Informer: Huh?
Alpha Base: Well, for starters, Canada was blown up with the rest of the Earth. And secondly, your contract doesn't run out until two years from now.
Informer: You can't prove that!
Alpha Base: Actually, I can. Let's see here... Ryan Phelps, age 32, first joined three years ago, contracts last for five years... Yep, I just proved it.
Informer: ...
Alpha Base: I'll expect you out there in 6 turns.
+2 to Redstone
Avatar: The generic Steve avatar
It's High Noon