Lo and behold! The update on this game is complete! If only my computer were this cooperative when I update...
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 40/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 15/50
Snow Tank: 15/15 COMPLETE!
I'm not sure what the progress on my alchemies are, though, but I'm sure that they were at the very least more than halfway done.
Xia-Li Polyslayer: 7/9
Super Prototype Medigun: 7/7 Complete!
Night Edge: 7/7 Complete!
There is a large creaking sound that resonates throughout the battlefield. Suddenly, a Snow Tank emerges from the recesses of the decayed lands!
Snow Tank [AZ] HP: 60,000/60,000
Actions
Target: This aims a laser at a specific entity. This will tell it who to target with its attack!
Gatling Gun: This deals a heavy 12,000 damage to the target and any surrounding targets! However, Target must be used first, and because of this, this attack can't be used twice in a row.
Passives
Self-Destruct Charge: This entity will remain at 0 HP when killed and produce an explosion the next turn after its death. This deals 15,000 damage to any melee or close-range attackers who were too slow, unaware, or simply unlucky enough to still be around the thing when it goes off!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
6/25/2013
Posts:
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Member Details
1+ Tazz
6/50 Prototype (Redacted!)
4/25 Sleeper Agent
2/15 Boom Drones
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
2x Shroomb Bruisers:
HP: 20,000
Special:Deal damage equal to the attack power of the entity that attacks it.
5x Shroomb Juice Boys
HP: 5000
Abilities:
Healing Drink: Heals a Entity for 2k
Rejuvenation Drink: Gives a stacking buff on entity that heals 5k equally over 5 turns
Pump them Up!: Gives Stong Drink to entity increasing strength by 100% for next attack, however pills take time to make and are expensive to only one pill can be used regardless of number of Juice boys, i say 2 turns to recharge dem stong Drinks
I command Shroomb Juice Boys to heal up doctor boom.
I should do this (Insert creative attack against UserZero here)
And I also decide to grab a gift, because reasons, what could be inside anyway.
Golem: Hm. I'm leanıng towards pıtting an evasıve PG agaınst Hyperstorm. It's wın-wın for everyone. Except Crusher, but who cares about hım, besıdes all of the GS ımplıcıtly. (Nevermınd the fact that that was rhetorıcal.) Let's go for World's Best Mınecraft Player agaınst the Hyperstorm. A deadly dance of deadly death untıl someone ıs dead. Dead. Death. Serıously, let's do thıs. ...Not that I have control of TıldeToast, but hey.
Golem: That being saıd, ıt's not very useful to murder eıther of those two now, so...
Golem: ...Let's open a gıft.
Golem: Oh look, ıt's a thıng. That I have no ıdea what ıt ıs. ...Oh right, I got a gıft earlıer too. An earth glove or something. Let's toss ıt at the Hulk, see what happens.
And so there was much tossing of level 3 earth gloves, or whatever.
Golem: Wow, that sure was a level 3 glove that was tossed at a thıng. That was ıncredıbly ımpressıve. ...Uh, rıght, sayıng what ıt does. Looks lıke ıt opened up a chasm beneath the Hulk, and ıt's trapped now. Good thıng I dıdn't ask TıldeToast to Emp the Hulk.
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Brand Fireworks = Wildfire (Level 10 - 4/11)
3+ Twin since shenanigans and quotas.
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
| Action |
~Toast...
Wait...
No...
~Toast you wouldn't...
No...
Why...
~Toast uses the Emperor on the Hyperstorm and The World's Best Minecraft Player!
~T: AHAHAHA.
~T: THE POWER!
~Toast then goes insane briefly. During this time she places a tiara on sans' head, calls him a princess then aggresively cuts his dodge chance into small pieces. She takes one piece for herself then quite kindly hands the rest back.
~Toast then decides not to be insane since she frankly sucks at it.
Red - Level 1 - 0/50'000 damage. CURRENTLY RED.
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000 damage.
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000 damage.
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 3/16
I draw a card. I proceed to remember I have a tome of self-sacrifice. since player health is gone I cross out the word self to make a tome of sacrifice. I can now draw power from killing innocents, unaffiliated animals and people not involved in the battle. I send a mortar strike at a cluster of innocent earth refugees thousands upon thousands of blocks away. I use the tome's power boost to make my bluster flailbldae send cutting winds in an inescapable grind on the Best Minecraft Player. Does trying to kill uninvolved civilians for a bit of power make me evil? I guess this battle just attracts psychos.
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 3/16
I draw a card. I proceed to remember I have a tome of self-sacrifice. since player health is gone I cross out the word self to make a tome of sacrifice. I can now draw power from killing innocents, unaffiliated animals and people not involved in the battle. I send a mortar strike at a cluster of innocent earth refugees thousands upon thousands of blocks away. I use the tome's power boost to make my bluster flailbldae send cutting winds in an inescapable grind on the Best Minecraft Player. Does trying to kill uninvolved civilians for a bit of power make me evil? I guess this battle just attracts psychos.
STEALTH DANCING: 37/50
Bar: AAA?AAAAAA
Just Another Day at the Divine Work Station: 3/50
"Yes, let's kill off the band of refugees that just got their planet destroyed. I mean, they totally couldn't have been world leaders that would be crucial to keeping Earth alive for the timeline to go smoothly."
"You're supposed to be the hero, and you're going to deliberately kill innocents when literally every side would want them alive, including yours. What the heck is wrong with you?"
*sigh* "Get the A Team on intercepting that missile. There's no way this would slide with people."
And thus, the missile was shot down by a team of 8 angels under Pit's command, presumably to aid research or do this. Seriously, couldn't you just kill entities to achieve the same effect, or just some unimportant animals?
I send a mortar strike at a cluster of innocent earth refugees thousands upon thousands of blocks away. I use the tome's power boost to make my bluster flailbldae send cutting winds in an inescapable grind on the Best Minecraft Player. Does trying to kill uninvolved civilians for a bit of power make me evil? I guess this battle just attracts psychos.
Revan is enraged by this simply disgusting display, all wars have casualties but you don't attempt to MAXIMIZE them. They aid Pit's Angels in making sure such an attack doesn't reach the civilians. They then proceed to try have the civvies evacuate a safe distance from the Battlefield, so that way such an attack cannot happen again.
Revan glares at Cushionmantis.
Heh, next time just make sure that nobody can stop you when you commit cruelty. All this makes you look like now is both evil and amateur.
Revan tries to meditate and focus their anger at something more productive. Like figuring out, why they, of all people, need to be here. Or pleasant ideas on how to get out of the Zeroth Server.
+3 Snowball (Can I do that? Userzero managed it perfectly fine)
I decide on something: That stupid Chef-Class Imperator Titan annoys me. I focus on this action, and pre-emptively remove anything that would prevent this attack from going through as intended.
DEFINITELY NOT AN EDIT: I also mutate the Chef-Class Imperator Titan into human form beforehand. Don't ask, alright? I just DO.
I grab the World's Best Minecraft Player, and stash him away somewhere hidden. The Chef-Class Imperator Titan (hereon referred to as "CIT") is made immensely curious. CIT figures that they'd better check it out... it doesn't know what I'm planning. It could be ANYTHING. The World's Best Minecraft Player could be lying in wait, waiting to launch a critical ambush against team AZ! He IS one of the toughest entities on the opposing team, after all! The CIT looks around for where I stashed him, and sure enough, its a cave! The CIT heads in through the entrance (which is just large enough to accommodate its size...).
As The Snowball watches from another part of the battlefield, it blinks for a moment, and where the cave entrance was before, there is only a wide grassy plain now. Weird.
The CIT begins to descend deeper into the cave, not thinking to look back, or map the route in its own mind; I mean, it's a cave, it can just dig upwards if it needs to leave! ...Right?
After some traveling, he finally finds his way into the deeper parts of the cave. And with deeper parts of the cave, comes obstacles that he needs to cross. When he first sees some of these obstacles, he figures he should look for a different way around. But curiously enough, every path he travels down, he comes across an obstacle! Once he realizes he's lost track of the way back, he realizes he's going to need to cross these obstacles.
The very first one is a sea of lava. Very simple; just block your way over. While the CIT is doing so, a bat flies in from another nearby part of the cave! It gets right into the CITs face! The CIT begins absolutely PANICKING, trying to fling off the bat, swatting at the air... Who knew the CIT had a SERIOUS bat phobia? Really, he should've thought of that before going into the cave... Either way, he ends up tripping, and falling straight into the lava. He probably isn't going to enjoy his nice hot bath.
The CIT tries to swim and get out of the lava, but SOMETHING is pulling him deeper under! He eventually submits, and is pulled to deeper, and deeper, and hotter, AND DEEPER, AND HOTTER, AND DEEPER parts of the lava lake! As he desperately flounders, he finally sees something beneath him... that looks like a bottom?
It isn't a bottom of the lake, but it's the end of the lava! He gets dropped into another section of the cavern... right into some nice, room-temperature water! The CIT sighs with relief... but then realizes he's not alone in the water: THERE ARE SQUIDS here! If there's one thing the CIT fears more than bats, it's SQUIDS! He immediately leaps out of the water, and sprints away as fast as he can! Down random corridor after random corridor he goes!
(He doesn't realize until the excruciating pain and more hitting him later that those random corridors were full of spiky grabby crabs, crabby grabby spikes, spiky crabby grabs, upturned cleats, someone's lost "world's sharpest needles collection", poison ivy, poison oak, a greatly angered nest of every single animal that lives inside Africa (all of which he managed to get bit by), and finally, one Lego piece)
Finally, he ends up somewhere safe... the world's biggest bat nest! Wait, THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BAT NEST?? The CIT opens his mouth (resulting in bats flying in) and screams like a giant version of the world's loudest little girl! It's really quite embarrassing, but thankfully, nobody else is down here... right?
A nearby witch enters the scene! Angered at the CIT for disturbing her peace, she zaps him with a curse: THE CURSE OF ETERNAL STALACTITES! Throughout the rest of the attack, homing stalactites with 100% accuracy will slam the CIT in the head! The CIT flees the scene before the witch does something even worse, but quickly finds his new stalactice-smashed existence to be very painful!
He continues moving through the cavern, when he hears something from nearby... it sounds like... a nether portal? He figures he'd better go investigate, so he does. He finds the nether portal in a nearby cavern, and then, suddenly, pigmen begin filing out! One by one, they arrange in a giant square! The biggest one steps out in front:
"BROTHERS! TODAY, WE TAKE WHAT IS OURS! LET THE GREAT NETHER INVASION BEGIN!"
The pigmen notice the CIT, and decide that the thing is the first denizen of the main world that needs eliminating! And so, that's exactly what they do. Or, they try to, at least! The CIT might be tired, afflicted with thousands of different poisons plus stalactites, and suffering severe meltdown from all the lava swimming, but he's not going to lose to a few hundred pigmen! As he slaughters the first wave, he notices that in the time it took for him to do so, another equally-sized wave of pigmen came out of the portal! They wouldn't launch an overworld invasion without the proper numbers, would they? And so it continues, with the CIT getting hit a lot, emerging victorious, and then slammed again by the next wave. It goes on like this for about 2 hours and 35-50 waves, when the CIT, rather battered and still getting hit by stalactites, decides to flee again!
He(is it a he? Whatever, this is referring to the CIT) runs through more random corridors, again, foolishly not thinking to look. When the pain hits him later, he realizes that they contained 1000 thumbtacks, a field full of foot-hurting landmines, many very splinter-filled pieces of wood, the physical incarnation of athlete's foot that gives it to anything it touches, and finally, two Lego pieces.
He did, however, end up in a relatively safe area, a long, straight tunnel with plenty of diamonds and other mysterious ore in the walls. He thinks to himself and realizes that he's probably way below normal bedrock right now. However, just up ahead is a wooden door... he stumbles towards it, still getting hit by stalactites...
He walks inside. He sees a seemingly normal house interior, but underneath a cave! The CIT notices something right next to him: A piece of meat! He reaches for it... when suddenly, an old Minecrafter walks around the corner.
"What'cha doin' in mah house? I'll have ya know, I'm da oldest, most hardened hermit in the history of all Minecraft!"
The hermit says that his personal punishment for invading his house unannounced is ETERNAL SLAVERY! The CIT does of course say no-he'll fight for his freedom! With a gleeful cackle, the hermit pulls out his favorite shotgun-named "THE HURTER", and shoots the CIT right in the legs, or whatever it uses for self-movement! The CIT collapses, totally unable to move, but refuses to back down! At that exact moment, a nearby trap activates-the MASSIVE BOULDER ROLLING trap! A trapdoor swings out from the ceiling, raining boulders covered in CIT-hurting/burning juice all over the CIT! The CIT tries to struggle into a position to fight back against the hermit, but he's forced to back down when the hermit faces him with his pet-a squid!
The hermit immediately takes him to the first labor site-the farm! With no break or rest at all, the CIT is forced to do backbreaking farm labor, while afflicted with broken legs, many poisons, burning, athlete's foot, extreme pain, stalactites, extreme fatigue (just in case you forgot anything). He also catches the cold from a random draft, so there's that, too! Any time he falters for even one half-second, the hermit shoots him again to keep him moving! Doing all the farm work takes 2 weeks of straight, increasingly-difficult labor.
And that's only the first task! For the second one, he must gather materials, which require venturing to some very dangerous places. I'll spare you the specifics, but let's just say that he had to gather wood from the "petrified forests of poison-potion throwing witches", sand from the "underground desert full of extremely aggressive Australian animals", and a special cactus that causes extreme pain to whoever is holding it in "the underground volcano that constantly erupts homing extra-hot lava". All of them live up to their name, except for the petrified forest-the witches there throw poison II potions. The CIT gets no rest, and this task takes him three weeks.
For the third task, he has to use the materials to build a new house for the hermit, who at this point was so busy shooting him during the other stuff that he ran out of his 1,000,000,000, shots of regular shotgun ammo, and now hits the CIT with a whip of thorns at the first sign of hesitation instead. The construction has a lot of walls (plenty of falling down happens, but thankfully the spikes around and lava moat help cushion his fall), and takes four weeks to complete, with plenty of construction accidents along the way, constantly renewing all of the CITs injuries and giving him absolutely no chance to recover.
With the house complete, the hermit says that now, the farm needs tending again! And after that, he might want to build a new home...
Suddenly, the CIT is overcome with sheer, crippling despair and depression. When will this existence of constant pain end? He realizes that it certainly won't end if he helps the hermit. But how can he not help the hermit? He looks up the cave ceiling for answers...
Bad decision. A stalactite falls from the cave ceiling, nailing him right in the eye, and sticking in there for the rest of the attack. He tries to pull it out, but that only makes the pain worse! The hermit begins whipping him extra-hard and calling him a baby, causing the CIT to notice a passage out of the area! He sprints for it (with his arms, I mean), escaping the hermit's grasp! Annoyed by this turn of events, the hermit loads up his prized "super-ultra-pain-damagement" ammo in his shotgun, and scores on last hit on the back of the CITs head.
And so finally, the CIT escapes the hermit, and crawls, absolutely and impossibly lost, deeper and deeper into the caverns. Finally, he puts his arm on some gravel, crushing it, and falling down into... into...
...some sort of arena? Looking around with his one eye, he sees a totally full audience stand, and announcers standing inside it. A voice booms over the field:
"WEEEEELLLLLCOOME TO THE RANDOM TOURNAMENT, YEAR ----, NUMBER #384! OUR NEW VISITING TEAM THIS YEAR IS THE CHEF-CLASS-IMPERATOR TITAN, WHO DOESN'T SEEM TO BE IN VERY GOOD SHAPE! STILL, TOURNAMENT RULE #1: NO HEALING, ASSISTANCE, OR REST OF ANY KIND AROUND! IN THIS STATE, CAN HE BEAT THE HOME TEAM: GIANT BAT-SQUID COMBO MONSTER?"
The giant bat-squid combo monsters enters the field! It's... exactly what it sounds like! The CIT quivers in fear and despair; this is it; this is where his death comes. There's... there's no point... there's nothing he can do.
He didn't ask for this. He didn't want this. He didn't join the AZs with the intention of suffering. If only he had made different choices, he would have died a normal, less painful, less drawn-out death... why... why...
But then, he hears something. It's... cheering?
"You can do it, Chef-Class Imperator Titan!"
"Don't let a few injures keep you down!"
"That bat-squid monster has nothing on you!"
"Afraid? Don't be. You can win! You can escape! You can survive!"
The CIT realizes that the entire audience is cheering for his pathetic self! He is suddenly filled with determination, and though the action shreds his internal organs, and causes ridiculous pain, he manages to get on his feet. He does one, final, desperate charge against the bat-squid monster, and slams into it with the very last of his strength, killing it in one hit! Turns out, the bat-squid monster became that way through radiation, and as it is killed, it releases radiation everywhere, all of it being sucked into the CITs body! He has that now, too.
And then, the radiation shocks him into realizing something else! The crowd cheering for him was just the imaginations of a more-than-a-bit insane brain. They were actually spitting on him for being so pathetic, and they are so angry that he won, they're pelting him with many spiky poisonous tomatoes.
"CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SURPRISE VICTORY, CHEF-CLASS IMPERATOR TITAN! YOUR PRIZE IS A ONE-WAY TICKET ON THE ELEVATOR BACK TO THE SURFACE OF THE MINECRAFT WORLD..."
"OR IT WOULD BE, IF OUR ELEVATOR HADN'T BROKEN A FEW MINUTES BEFORE YOU ARRIVED. WHAT A COINCIDENCE. YOU'LL HAVE TO USE OUR STAIRS INSTEAD".
The CIT is kicked onto a set of stairs that stretches upwards for eternity. He realizes that there is only one thing for him to do now: Climb.
And so it begins. Blinded in one eye, radiated, poisoned, wounded, suffering horrific fatigure, immense pain, athlete's foot, more and more stalactities, insane, depressed, and only able to drag himself forward with his arms, he climbs. And climbs. And climbs.
It was at least hours. It could have been years. It could have been millenia. Time blurs together, and stretches until it has no meaning. One arm in front of the other, again and again and again. The stairs become nothing but a cold, hard, streak of pure, hard pain. The CIT eventually collapses, and tries to look up one, last time...
And he sees sunlight.
He reaches an arm to move towards it... and the sunlight is blocked. Someone stepped in front of it. Guess who it is?
That's right.
The World's Best Minecraft Player.
He cackles gleefully. Surely, the CIT didn't FORGET about him? How could he? The World's Best Minecraft Player pulls out his mask collection; and switches them out-HE was the witch who cast the stalactite spell, HE was the bat who knocked him into the lava, HE was the announcer of the game show who conveniently took out the elevator, HE was the hermit who abused the CIT so, and HE built the nether portal that let the pigmen in. Caves are the natural environment of any good Minecraft player, and someone at the very top like him has totally mastered even insane caves like these. Why did he do all this to the Imperator Titan? Well, how do you think eh got to be the World's Most Skilled Player? He didn't do it by NOT pouring his absolute all into any task! He mentions that he'd LOVE to do it all again, but really...
... The CIT isn't looking quite up to the task.
The World's Best Minecraft Player pulls out his finest sword, gently walks over to the Chef-Class Imperator Titan, and cuts off his head.
And then, he returns to the surface, and to me. I give him cake for some excellent work.
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 3/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 2/11)
Smite: 33/33 (+bunch from people because honestly I'm too lazy to give you a proper number)
Alright, first things first, those watching the man who's name WOULD have been revealed last turn if the GM hadn't decided to be utterly pedantic about TEN FRIGGIN LETTERS grits his teeth as his left eye just... explodes. Literally. Eye fragments fly all over the battlefield, and what's left is now dripping blue fluid onto the ground. Drip. Drip. Drip. He pauses, then fixes Sans with a downright disturbing death glare. He knows Sans was responsible directly for the injuries he sustained.
"What was that, Sans? I don't think I heard you properly. Did you say, yes please mister joshua hit me with your special attack? Well, if that's what you want... heh. You did pick a very bad time to target the PZ team. But, if it's any consolation... I would have targeted the other person responsible if I could instead of you."
SPECIAL ATTACK: use on sans
Walker, meanwhile, has apparently gotten irritated with Crusher's rudeness, thus directs both the 20000 damage bomb AND the fully charged SMITE at the Hyperstorm, the two attacks partially fusing together and a brilliant gray sword beaming down with the heavens straight into the Hyperstorm. Considering that smiting, in a sense, could be seen as retribution from a god or godlike being, well... heh. Guess it's all down to the timing. After all, I lost one of my health bars due to horrific timing messing up my attempt at blocking.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 1==
Ante Matter: 53,000/100,000
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 30/30! (+1 from Tazz.) (+2 from FBSN that I managed to miss until now, whoops.)
Charge #4: 23/40 (+1 from Tazz.) The Pact 22/50 (+1 from Tazz.)
Charge #5: 1/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 6/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 5/11
Gold Banded Greatwood Scepter || (Conceptual Node Laser && Conceptual Node Field Generator && Personal Thaumic Infusement Device && Infinite Thaumic Well && Thaumic Aspect Manipulator) == Thaumaturge’s Scepter 1/??
Conceptual Node Laser: Used originally by Netpatham in DTG2. Fueled by essentia or vis, and outputs a constant beam or laser of vis of the supplied type, creating effects based on the type of vis used.
Conceptual Node Field Generator: Also used originally by Netpatham in DTG2. Works more or less the same as the Conceptual Node Laser, except it creates a zone of effect instead of a constant stream.
Personal Thaumic Infusement Device: Also used originally by Netpatham in DTG2. Works the same as the Conceptual Node Laser, except it infuses the user with vis, creating beneficial effects for them.
Infinite Thaumic Well: An infinite source of essentia and vis of any and every type from any version of Thaumcraft. Does nothing other than that.
Thaumic Aspect Manipulator: When fueled by essentia or vis, allows limited control over the domain of the supplied aspect. For example, fueling it with Ignis essentia would allow control over and generation of fire. Not to Levis Ignis’ level, but enough to, say, create a beam of concentrated fire or ignite a large field of grass or trees. Similarly, Tempestas would allow enough weather control to blow up a storm where none was before, but not enough to create a massive tornado.
Five echoes coalesce in the air around Crystal, made from pure energy of the type they manipulate. These ones appear to be copies of five of Piono’s elemental weapons - Potentias Eius, Navitas Nox, Vita Australi, Lex Ordinis, and Deum Lucem. He begins to manipulate their forms once again, starting with Potentias Eius and Vita Australi. He fuses them together to form a double-bladed scythe that is sized like a pickaxe and has blades like a pickaxe, made of Potentias Eius’ diamond, but bladed like a scythe. He changes the scythe blades so they're bladed on both the bottom and the top, before fusing Deum Lucem and Lex Ordinis to create what looks like a mace-scepter. He fuses the two fused weapons together, the flanges of the mace-scepter becoming diamond and bladed and two of them extending forward to form scythelike blades of diamond, which Crystal then reshapes to point forward. Finally, Crystal fuses in Navitas Nox, a hole appearing at the tip of the mace, between the diamond blades, that can fire white-gold blasts of the combined energies that the weapon controls. The entire weapon is essentially a mace with a long sword blade made of sharpened diamond extending out of it, split widely down the middle to allow a firing line for the inbuilt energy cannon. Crystal names this one Dakshinachara. Although this weapon’s mirror, Vamachara, was used to deal the final blow to the Chief, Crystal will be using this one to give life. He aims it at Ultra Greed, creation and life energies building around the weapon’s twin tines.
Crystal fires a volley of bolts of pure, white life energy, and they converge on Ultra Greed and heal him. But Crystal’s just getting started. Next, he channels order energy to restore Ultra Greed to his natural state of being, full HP, that is, and Ultra Greed is restored to order. After that, he taps Dakshinachara's creation energy and pours a river of healing potion over Ultra Greed. As the potion washes over him, Ultra Greed opens his mouth and lets a significant portion of it flow right into his body, where it immediately takes effect and restores his health further. Crystal is initially lost on how to heal someone with light or energy, but then he remembers something, and channels creation energy again for a second. A massive crystal pops out of the ground, swirling with liquid purple light - a Crystalanthology from the Sburb Glitch FAU universe, which naturally produces Biophosphoradelacrystalluminesence. That’s a long word for ‘healing colored light’. Crystal uses his control over all types of light to force the Biophosphoradelacrystalluminescence into Ultra Greed, healing him up. He then remembers that Deum Lucem is also a holy weapon for some reason, and that healing spells are usually a part of holy magic in many, many universes. He promptly casts a massive cascade of healing spells on Ultra Greed using this fact. As for energy, ‘energy’ is really ill-defined in the context of a weapon. Crystal exploits that massively and promptly channels a massive amount of positive energy from the Positive Energy Plane, healing Ultra Greed up, before channeling a massive amount of other types of energy. Nobody said ‘energy’ was the same as kinetic energy or potential energy or heat energy or any other type of conventional physical energy, after all. Oblivion energy destroys Ultra Greed’s injuries, twilight energy shifts the boundaries of injured and uninjured so Ultra Greed is on the uninjured side, creation energy creates new flesh to fill in wounds, and a massive amount of other energies do their things, all of them healing Ultra Greed. Finally, Crystal does the same thing that got Vamachara destroyed - he destabilizes the entire thing, channeling all the energy from it into Ultra Greed, who is supercharged with life, creation, holy/light, energy, and order energies, creating a sort of ‘buffer’ of power that constantly heals Ultra Greed as he takes damage if he’s already fully healed. (Translation of the ‘buffer': Overheal. Any extra healing from this charge goes to overhealing Ultra Greed.)
==Entities==
D’oh. Forgot the Imperator had Penetration.
The Imperator will use IRON CHEF, targeting the now-healed Ultra Greed, Toby Dog if it’s still alive by the time of the use or the Shroob Juice Boys if Toby Dog is dead, or Dr. Boom if both of those have died, Dark Dreamy Bowser, and Mega Fatty (ripping him right out of the Hag’s Cauldron in the process, as the power of a Guest Star may be overruled by the chefs that summoned the Star in the first place). All four are put in an arena and left to fight to the death - they can still be commanded by their controlling players, but their attacks must be against one of the other Iron Chef competitors! A reminder: the contestants deal minicrit damage to one another and cannot be harmed or helped in any way by outside forces after the duel has started. As well, the winner gains a full heal, three turns of Crits, and three turns of 5 Armor.
Ramsay taps his chefly powers and transforms the PZ Tombstones into Tombstone Pizzas (a brand of frozen pizza) before baking them in a massive oven that irreparably burns the Tombstone Pizzas. Disgusted, Ramsay chops the Tombstone Pizzas into little bits, before throwing them in a garbage disposal and turning it on. He dumps the chopped-up, charcoaled Tombstone Pizzas on the ground, whereupon they turn back into Tombstones and take all the damage from their time as pizzas.
The Wizened Hag pulls out a massive, rusty meat cleaver and chops up a PZ Tombstone. She licks her lips at the buffet spread out before her, but restrains herself from eating any - it's too rotten.
My AZ Tombstones rush over to the PZ Tombstones and give them lovely, wonderful hugs! The hugs don’t end, though… The PZ Tombstones will deal the brunt of their suicide-explosion damage to the AZ Tombstones, in a manner similar to a soldier jumping on a grenade.
==Responses/RP==
Ampulugator, are you serious? Only two posts per turn, man.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Posts:
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Location:
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Minecraft:
dandeman13
Member Details
The Hidden Rogue Hunter 40/50 +1 from Tazz
Government 26/50 +1 from Tazz +6 from nulitor +1 from Crusher
IT'S TIME TO LEVEL UP! 5/10 +1 from Tazz
+3 nulitor
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
John sees the (PZ) tombstones and in his rage steps right in there way. That's pretty stupid, considering their about to suicide. However, John takes a swipe at them with the forgestoker, then he grabs one, whacks it on the ground with his hammer a couple times, and transforms it into a shurikens. He then throws all of the shurikens with one motion at the tombstones. They are launched up into a cloud where John is waiting for them, and grabs another tombstone, sets it on a floating island, takes out a golf club and slams it down so hard that the island falls like a crater to the ground.
Alchemies:
Meh
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==Turn 1==
Ante Matter: 53,000/100,000
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4: 24/40 The Pact 23/50
Charge #5: 2/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 7/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 6/11
Gold Banded Greatwood Scepter || (Conceptual Node Laser && Conceptual Node Field Generator && Personal Thaumic Infusement Device && Infinite Thaumic Well && Thaumic Aspect Manipulator) == Thaumaturge’s Scepter 2/??
==Action==
Since I’ve been on a bit of a chemistry kick the last few days, (researching titanium for a Chaos-related reason, plus ‘Elemental silicon, doo-dah, doo-dah!’) have a chemistry-themed attack!
Crystal looks over at the PZ Tombstones, and decides to disassemble their molecules. He fires a beam of matter-disassembling magic at the Tombstones. As soon as it hits, things start to happen. First, the water in the Tombstones starts to decompose, releasing hydrogen and oxygen. Crystal quickly ignites the hydrogen and oxygen, enveloping the Tombstones in flame. Next, the proteins in the muscles begin to decompose, actin and myosin dissolving into volatile hydrogen and oxygen as well, along with carbon and sulfur. Nitrogen floats away without being caught in the runaway reaction dissolving a Tombstone into a ball of flame. The fat in the Tombstones catches fire, further adding to the conflagration. The molecular disassembly spreads to the Tombstones' blood, oxygen being released from the hemoglobin and adding further oxidizer, while bones begin to be disassembled into calcium. The calcium begins to violently react with condensing water from the hydrogen-oxygen fire, and the Tombstones explode in a vivid display of orange calcium flame.
Ante Up!: 23/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz)
Scourge of the Beast: 45/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz, +2 from Richard)
The Pact: 28/50 ================================================== (+6 from Crystal, +1 from Tazz)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber approached the Tombstones, which have recently gone through a horrific process of becoming a brand of frozen pizza sharing the same name. Raising his hand upward, arcs of energy extended out of his palm and enveloped each Tombstone. They were torn from the ground, becoming helpless slabs of rock in the air. Taking a moment to think, he began to idly shuffle them like a deck of cards in the air next to him. "What to do, what to do..." There were many things to do to slabs of rock, An idea struck him, one so seemingly mundane yet horrifyingly devious. Taking the Tombstones, he opened a portal to a location that smelled of brimstone. People only got a glimpse of the structure that could be seen through the portal before it closed behind Bomber and the Tombstones.
Landing on the stone walkway, Bomber took a large inhale. "Ah, good to be back, if only for the briefest of moments." Continuing down the pathway of dark red stone, he looked at some of the spires around him. Gargoyles fluttered about from rooftop to rooftop, gazing down upon the world below. Crows, ravens, and other birds of that sort also hung on any ledge or roof they could, hunched over and forever watching. Looking down over the edge of the walkway, he saw that he was on one of the upper paths. Dense fog concealed the world below, the occasional glimmer of light could be seen. Looking ahead, he found the perfect spot. A crossing between two walkways that he knew would be very busy sometimes. Removing some of the stones from the path, he replaced them with the Tombstones. At first, they weren't a perfect fit, but soon enough they melded in. Knowing he could not spend much longer here at the moment without repercussions from Uzi, he quickly hopped in a portal and waited.
During the peak times of travel, many workers used the walkways to get where they needed to go. Such a rush can wear down the stones over time were they made of common stone. Conveniently, the Tombstones were just this kind of stone that, given enough time, they would crack and crumble due to being trampled repeatedly. It also probably isn't fun to be constantly stepped upon all the time. And sure enough, peak hours came. Busy creatures of various sizes trampled the Tombstones as they hurriedly tried to get to their destination. Being late to important meetings was never a good thing, and they risked demotion if they repeat offenses. Sure enough, the Tombstones suffered heavy damage, while the rest of the walkway remained intact. Eventually, they found their way back to the battlefield, being numerous chunks of stone rather than large slabs meant to mark graves. The walkway magically repaired itself, the removed stones from before finding their way back to their permanent location.
Bomber hoped to return for a longer period of time soon, but a brief glimpse of his beloved jewel will have to do.
Ante Up!: 25/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 46/50 ==================================================
The Pact: 29/50 ==================================================
+3 to mythicZoologist
"Looks like we are a little over halfway there now. How nice."
Bomber pulls out the good ol' Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. and points it at the Hulk.
[ FIRE | THUNDER | ICE ]
REROLLING SLOT 3...
[ FIRE | THUNDER | BAR ]
AWW, TOO BAD...
"Hmm, no luck this time. Oh well, guess I just have to keep spinning."
Zarod uses Strangle on Dr. Boom! Walking right up to the diminutive and slightly insane goblin, the towering Zarod easily scoops up Dr. Boom by the neck and forcefully grips him. Green mist wisps off from his rotten, gloved hand. Zarod's soulless eyes stare right into Dr. Boom as he squeezes harder. The goblin's eyes rolled back in its head, and Zarod drops him, watching with a blank gaze as he falls to the ground. Dr. Boom takes 25,000 damage and is stunned for one turn!
Wow, way to be speciesist Pit. Stop killing all those innocent- wait, I've totally murdered the heck out of animals. Carry on being speciesist.
/null
I dislike the implication of this statement.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (0/3 mind)
Tokens: (8, 5, 5)
Total Tokens (8, 5, 5)
HP: 4/4. Yeah, anything that hits will destroy it.
Velocity Uncertainty: 0%
Position Uncertainty: 1000%
Matter Collection: _ _ _
By default, the Position Uncertainty is Cuarc's dodge chance. This can dodge AOE attacks and other "undodgeable" attacks. Velocity Uncertainty helps add to Cuarc's attacks. Velocity and Position uncertainties always add up to 1000%. So when one drops, the other rises. When one rises, the other drops.
Attacks:
* Subatomic Disassemble: Cuarc's main attack. Deals 20,000 damage and gains one unit of matter based on the faction attacked. Attacking PZs gives PZ 'matter', attacking GSs gives GS 'matter', attacking AZs gives AZ 'matter', and attacking neutrals/hostiles/???s gives NU 'matter'. Cuarc can also attack the ground itself, which deals no damage and gives it one unit of NU 'matter'. If Velocity Uncertainty is above 500%, this gives 2 units of matter.
* Matter Transfer: Both Cuarc and Leictreon must use this attack on the same turn. Cuarc gives all its matter to Leictreon.
* Primordial Storm: Requires one turn of charge before firing. Expends all units of Stored Matter. Each unit spent fires two bolts at any given target. Each bolt has different effects based on what kind of matter it is. And in addition, each bolt has an accuracy of (Velocity Uncertainty / 10) percent. So, if Cuarc is at 750% Velocity Uncertainty, each bolt has a 75% accuracy. This applies even to bolts with positive effects.
PZ: Deals 10,000 damage
GS: Deals 8,000 damage per turn, with the damage increasing by 2,000 each turn. This lasts for 1 turn per GS bolt that hit the target.
NU: A hit means the target's next attack is a mini-crit.
AZ: Restores 10,000 HP.
* Destabilize: Uses up one unit of matter to increase either Cuarc or Leictreon's Position Uncertainty by 100%.
And now for passives...
* This passive makes the entity actually fair: Whenever Cuarc dodges an attack, its Position Uncertainty goes down by 1/200th of the damage it would have taken.
* Linked Chances: If Cuarc's Position Uncertainty is more than Leictreon's at the end of the turn, Leictreon gains 50% Position Uncertainty and Cuarc loses 50% Position uncertainty.
* Storage Upgrade: If Cuarc and Leictreon spend a combined 3 units of matter, they can each get +2 maximum matter storage.
HP: 4/4. Yeah, anything that hits will destroy it.
Velocity Uncertainty: 0%
Position Uncertainty: 1000%
Matter Collection: _ _ _
Primed Matter: _ _ _
By default, the Position Uncertainty is Leictreon's dodge chance. This can dodge AOE attacks and other "undodgeable" attacks. Velocity Uncertainty helps add to Leictreon's attacks. Also, when Velocity Uncertainty is above 500%, Leictreon is considered to be airborn. Velocity and Position uncertainties always add up to 1000%. So when one drops, the other rises. When one rises, the other drops.
Actions:
* Chemical Beam: Deals 15,000 damage in a rather wimpy way.
* Matter Collection: Decreases Position Uncertainty by 50% and gives Leictreon one unit of AZ matter. I really hope this is never used.
* Atomic Reassemble: Converts one unit of matter into its Primed Alchemy state.
* Matter Transfer: Both Cuarc and Leictreon must use this attack on the same turn. Cuarc gives all its matter to Leictreon.
* Alchemy Shock: Uses up one unit of Primed Alchemy. The effect depends on what kind of matter it is. If Leictreon is above 500% Velocity Uncertainty, the effect also hits another target for half effect, rounded down. (these are really powerful because Cuarc has to collect the matter, transfer it to Leictreon, then Leictreon has to Prime it and use it. That's like 3 actions.)
- PZ: Deals 50,000 damage immediately and 10,000 per turn for three turns.
- GS: Deals 30,000 damage immediately and 10,000 per turn for three turns. Whenever Cuarc attacks the target, the debuff is extended by 1 turn.
- NU: Gives the target crits for the next three turns.
- AZ: Restores 75,000 HP immediately.
And now for passives...
* This passive makes the entity actually fair: Whenever Leictreon dodges an attack, its Position Uncertainty goes down by 1/200th of the damage it would have taken.
* Linked Chances: If Cuarc's Position Uncertainty is less than Leictreon's at the end of the turn, Leictreon loses 50% Position Uncertainty and Cuarc gains 50% Position uncertainty.
...
...
... While we wait to see if that does anything... Um... Where do you think the Veteran is?
Does trying to kill uninvolved civilians for a bit of power make me evil?
Yes. I'm no philosophy major, but I'm pretty sure it does in most senses of the word. I love it when I have to answer questions like this...
Commands:
Cuarc: __, __, __
Leictreon: PZ , GS, GS
Cuarc and Leictreon use matter transfer to give matter to Leictreon.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
As the third anti-mortar action, Inari fires point defense like beams of light at said mortars, hitting them so that they crash down on all those perimeter defenses that are around the outskirts of the battlefield. I don't expect that to break them, but rather just get an idea of how strong they are.
Relevance Line:
I'll actually save this story for later... Especially because I'll probably know how to write it better later on...
Alchemy and charges:
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8
Lo and behold! The update on this game is complete! If only my computer were this cooperative when I update...
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 40/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 15/50
Snow Tank: 15/15 COMPLETE!
I'm not sure what the progress on my alchemies are, though, but I'm sure that they were at the very least more than halfway done.
Xia-Li Polyslayer: 7/9
Super Prototype Medigun: 7/7 Complete!
Night Edge: 7/7 Complete!
There is a large creaking sound that resonates throughout the battlefield. Suddenly, a Snow Tank emerges from the recesses of the decayed lands!
Snow Tank [AZ] HP: 60,000/60,000
Actions
Target: This aims a laser at a specific entity. This will tell it who to target with its attack!
Gatling Gun: This deals a heavy 12,000 damage to the target and any surrounding targets! However, Target must be used first, and because of this, this attack can't be used twice in a row.
Passives
Self-Destruct Charge: This entity will remain at 0 HP when killed and produce an explosion the next turn after its death. This deals 15,000 damage to any melee or close-range attackers who were too slow, unaware, or simply unlucky enough to still be around the thing when it goes off!
Tweak at will.
Support: 40/100 [IIIIIIIIII]
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
1+ Tazz
6/50 Prototype (Redacted!)
4/25 Sleeper Agent
2/15 Boom Drones
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
2x Shroomb Bruisers:
HP: 20,000
Special:Deal damage equal to the attack power of the entity that attacks it.
5x Shroomb Juice Boys
HP: 5000
Abilities:
Healing Drink: Heals a Entity for 2k
Rejuvenation Drink: Gives a stacking buff on entity that heals 5k equally over 5 turns
Pump them Up!: Gives Stong Drink to entity increasing strength by 100% for next attack, however pills take time to make and are expensive to only one pill can be used regardless of number of Juice boys, i say 2 turns to recharge dem stong Drinks
I command Shroomb Juice Boys to heal up doctor boom.
I should do this (Insert creative attack against UserZero here)
And I also decide to grab a gift, because reasons, what could be inside anyway.
SECRET. 23/50
Ante Chamber 48/50
The Pact 22/50
Mace && Light Titan Essence = Phototitan Mace 10/11
Gauntlet && Darkness Titan Essence = Shadetitan Arm 10/11
Wand && Lightning Titan Essence = Titanspark Wand 3/11
+3 Cobalt
Golem: Hm. I'm leanıng towards pıtting an evasıve PG agaınst Hyperstorm. It's wın-wın for everyone. Except Crusher, but who cares about hım, besıdes all of the GS ımplıcıtly. (Nevermınd the fact that that was rhetorıcal.) Let's go for World's Best Mınecraft Player agaınst the Hyperstorm. A deadly dance of deadly death untıl someone ıs dead. Dead. Death. Serıously, let's do thıs. ...Not that I have control of TıldeToast, but hey.
Golem: That being saıd, ıt's not very useful to murder eıther of those two now, so...
Golem: ...Let's open a gıft.
Golem: Oh look, ıt's a thıng. That I have no ıdea what ıt ıs. ...Oh right, I got a gıft earlıer too. An earth glove or something. Let's toss ıt at the Hulk, see what happens.
And so there was much tossing of level 3 earth gloves, or whatever.
Golem: Wow, that sure was a level 3 glove that was tossed at a thıng. That was ıncredıbly ımpressıve. ...Uh, rıght, sayıng what ıt does. Looks lıke ıt opened up a chasm beneath the Hulk, and ıt's trapped now. Good thıng I dıdn't ask TıldeToast to Emp the Hulk.
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| Charges |
Ootay~ 14/50 (+1 Tazz)
Mysterious Charge 2/?? (+1 Tazz)
Sun-dered. 26/40 (+1 Tazz)
| Alchemy |
Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level 10 - 10/11)
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Brand Fireworks = Wildfire (Level 10 - 4/11)
3+ Twin since shenanigans and quotas.
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
| Action |
~Toast...
Wait...
No...
~Toast you wouldn't...
No...
Why...
~Toast uses the Emperor on the Hyperstorm and The World's Best Minecraft Player!
~T: AHAHAHA.
~T: THE POWER!
~Toast then goes insane briefly. During this time she places a tiara on sans' head, calls him a princess then aggresively cuts his dodge chance into small pieces. She takes one piece for herself then quite kindly hands the rest back.
~Toast then decides not to be insane since she frankly sucks at it.
Red - Level 1 - 0/50'000 damage. CURRENTLY RED.
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000 damage.
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000 damage.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
Ornstien 47/50 Smough 47/50
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting 8/9
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 3/16
I draw a card. I proceed to remember I have a tome of self-sacrifice. since player health is gone I cross out the word self to make a tome of sacrifice. I can now draw power from killing innocents, unaffiliated animals and people not involved in the battle. I send a mortar strike at a cluster of innocent earth refugees thousands upon thousands of blocks away. I use the tome's power boost to make my bluster flailbldae send cutting winds in an inescapable grind on the Best Minecraft Player. Does trying to kill uninvolved civilians for a bit of power make me evil? I guess this battle just attracts psychos.
If the Earth is destroyed, how are we alive?
I walk towards Yggdrasil
I boost TheFlamingToast's charges
STEALTH DANCING: 37/50
Bar: AAA?AAAAAA
Just Another Day at the Divine Work Station: 3/50
"Yes, let's kill off the band of refugees that just got their planet destroyed. I mean, they totally couldn't have been world leaders that would be crucial to keeping Earth alive for the timeline to go smoothly."
"You're supposed to be the hero, and you're going to deliberately kill innocents when literally every side would want them alive, including yours. What the heck is wrong with you?"
*sigh* "Get the A Team on intercepting that missile. There's no way this would slide with people."
And thus, the missile was shot down by a team of 8 angels under Pit's command, presumably to aid research or do this. Seriously, couldn't you just kill entities to achieve the same effect, or just some unimportant animals?
Wow, way to be speciesist Pit. Stop killing all those innocent- wait, I've totally murdered the heck out of animals. Carry on being speciesist.
/null
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Revan is enraged by this simply disgusting display, all wars have casualties but you don't attempt to MAXIMIZE them. They aid Pit's Angels in making sure such an attack doesn't reach the civilians. They then proceed to try have the civvies evacuate a safe distance from the Battlefield, so that way such an attack cannot happen again.
Revan glares at Cushionmantis.
Heh, next time just make sure that nobody can stop you when you commit cruelty. All this makes you look like now is both evil and amateur.
Revan tries to meditate and focus their anger at something more productive. Like figuring out, why they, of all people, need to be here. Or pleasant ideas on how to get out of the Zeroth Server.
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 31/50 (+1 Tazz all)
???: 26/50
The Summoning Key: 26/50
Assists
TwinBuilder, Pit, and Star/FBSN
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
14/20
1/50
+3 Snowball (Can I do that? Userzero managed it perfectly fine)
I decide on something: That stupid Chef-Class Imperator Titan annoys me. I focus on this action, and pre-emptively remove anything that would prevent this attack from going through as intended.
DEFINITELY NOT AN EDIT: I also mutate the Chef-Class Imperator Titan into human form beforehand. Don't ask, alright? I just DO.
I grab the World's Best Minecraft Player, and stash him away somewhere hidden. The Chef-Class Imperator Titan (hereon referred to as "CIT") is made immensely curious. CIT figures that they'd better check it out... it doesn't know what I'm planning. It could be ANYTHING. The World's Best Minecraft Player could be lying in wait, waiting to launch a critical ambush against team AZ! He IS one of the toughest entities on the opposing team, after all! The CIT looks around for where I stashed him, and sure enough, its a cave! The CIT heads in through the entrance (which is just large enough to accommodate its size...).
As The Snowball watches from another part of the battlefield, it blinks for a moment, and where the cave entrance was before, there is only a wide grassy plain now. Weird.
The CIT begins to descend deeper into the cave, not thinking to look back, or map the route in its own mind; I mean, it's a cave, it can just dig upwards if it needs to leave! ...Right?
After some traveling, he finally finds his way into the deeper parts of the cave. And with deeper parts of the cave, comes obstacles that he needs to cross. When he first sees some of these obstacles, he figures he should look for a different way around. But curiously enough, every path he travels down, he comes across an obstacle! Once he realizes he's lost track of the way back, he realizes he's going to need to cross these obstacles.
The very first one is a sea of lava. Very simple; just block your way over. While the CIT is doing so, a bat flies in from another nearby part of the cave! It gets right into the CITs face! The CIT begins absolutely PANICKING, trying to fling off the bat, swatting at the air... Who knew the CIT had a SERIOUS bat phobia? Really, he should've thought of that before going into the cave... Either way, he ends up tripping, and falling straight into the lava. He probably isn't going to enjoy his nice hot bath.
The CIT tries to swim and get out of the lava, but SOMETHING is pulling him deeper under! He eventually submits, and is pulled to deeper, and deeper, and hotter, AND DEEPER, AND HOTTER, AND DEEPER parts of the lava lake! As he desperately flounders, he finally sees something beneath him... that looks like a bottom?
It isn't a bottom of the lake, but it's the end of the lava! He gets dropped into another section of the cavern... right into some nice, room-temperature water! The CIT sighs with relief... but then realizes he's not alone in the water: THERE ARE SQUIDS here! If there's one thing the CIT fears more than bats, it's SQUIDS! He immediately leaps out of the water, and sprints away as fast as he can! Down random corridor after random corridor he goes!
(He doesn't realize until the excruciating pain and more hitting him later that those random corridors were full of spiky grabby crabs, crabby grabby spikes, spiky crabby grabs, upturned cleats, someone's lost "world's sharpest needles collection", poison ivy, poison oak, a greatly angered nest of every single animal that lives inside Africa (all of which he managed to get bit by), and finally, one Lego piece)
Finally, he ends up somewhere safe... the world's biggest bat nest! Wait, THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BAT NEST?? The CIT opens his mouth (resulting in bats flying in) and screams like a giant version of the world's loudest little girl! It's really quite embarrassing, but thankfully, nobody else is down here... right?
A nearby witch enters the scene! Angered at the CIT for disturbing her peace, she zaps him with a curse: THE CURSE OF ETERNAL STALACTITES! Throughout the rest of the attack, homing stalactites with 100% accuracy will slam the CIT in the head! The CIT flees the scene before the witch does something even worse, but quickly finds his new stalactice-smashed existence to be very painful!
He continues moving through the cavern, when he hears something from nearby... it sounds like... a nether portal? He figures he'd better go investigate, so he does. He finds the nether portal in a nearby cavern, and then, suddenly, pigmen begin filing out! One by one, they arrange in a giant square! The biggest one steps out in front:
"BROTHERS! TODAY, WE TAKE WHAT IS OURS! LET THE GREAT NETHER INVASION BEGIN!"
The pigmen notice the CIT, and decide that the thing is the first denizen of the main world that needs eliminating! And so, that's exactly what they do. Or, they try to, at least! The CIT might be tired, afflicted with thousands of different poisons plus stalactites, and suffering severe meltdown from all the lava swimming, but he's not going to lose to a few hundred pigmen! As he slaughters the first wave, he notices that in the time it took for him to do so, another equally-sized wave of pigmen came out of the portal! They wouldn't launch an overworld invasion without the proper numbers, would they? And so it continues, with the CIT getting hit a lot, emerging victorious, and then slammed again by the next wave. It goes on like this for about 2 hours and 35-50 waves, when the CIT, rather battered and still getting hit by stalactites, decides to flee again!
He(is it a he? Whatever, this is referring to the CIT) runs through more random corridors, again, foolishly not thinking to look. When the pain hits him later, he realizes that they contained 1000 thumbtacks, a field full of foot-hurting landmines, many very splinter-filled pieces of wood, the physical incarnation of athlete's foot that gives it to anything it touches, and finally, two Lego pieces.
He did, however, end up in a relatively safe area, a long, straight tunnel with plenty of diamonds and other mysterious ore in the walls. He thinks to himself and realizes that he's probably way below normal bedrock right now. However, just up ahead is a wooden door... he stumbles towards it, still getting hit by stalactites...
He walks inside. He sees a seemingly normal house interior, but underneath a cave! The CIT notices something right next to him: A piece of meat! He reaches for it... when suddenly, an old Minecrafter walks around the corner.
"What'cha doin' in mah house? I'll have ya know, I'm da oldest, most hardened hermit in the history of all Minecraft!"
The hermit says that his personal punishment for invading his house unannounced is ETERNAL SLAVERY! The CIT does of course say no-he'll fight for his freedom! With a gleeful cackle, the hermit pulls out his favorite shotgun-named "THE HURTER", and shoots the CIT right in the legs, or whatever it uses for self-movement! The CIT collapses, totally unable to move, but refuses to back down! At that exact moment, a nearby trap activates-the MASSIVE BOULDER ROLLING trap! A trapdoor swings out from the ceiling, raining boulders covered in CIT-hurting/burning juice all over the CIT! The CIT tries to struggle into a position to fight back against the hermit, but he's forced to back down when the hermit faces him with his pet-a squid!
The hermit immediately takes him to the first labor site-the farm! With no break or rest at all, the CIT is forced to do backbreaking farm labor, while afflicted with broken legs, many poisons, burning, athlete's foot, extreme pain, stalactites, extreme fatigue (just in case you forgot anything). He also catches the cold from a random draft, so there's that, too! Any time he falters for even one half-second, the hermit shoots him again to keep him moving! Doing all the farm work takes 2 weeks of straight, increasingly-difficult labor.
And that's only the first task! For the second one, he must gather materials, which require venturing to some very dangerous places. I'll spare you the specifics, but let's just say that he had to gather wood from the "petrified forests of poison-potion throwing witches", sand from the "underground desert full of extremely aggressive Australian animals", and a special cactus that causes extreme pain to whoever is holding it in "the underground volcano that constantly erupts homing extra-hot lava". All of them live up to their name, except for the petrified forest-the witches there throw poison II potions. The CIT gets no rest, and this task takes him three weeks.
For the third task, he has to use the materials to build a new house for the hermit, who at this point was so busy shooting him during the other stuff that he ran out of his 1,000,000,000, shots of regular shotgun ammo, and now hits the CIT with a whip of thorns at the first sign of hesitation instead. The construction has a lot of walls (plenty of falling down happens, but thankfully the spikes around and lava moat help cushion his fall), and takes four weeks to complete, with plenty of construction accidents along the way, constantly renewing all of the CITs injuries and giving him absolutely no chance to recover.
With the house complete, the hermit says that now, the farm needs tending again! And after that, he might want to build a new home...
Suddenly, the CIT is overcome with sheer, crippling despair and depression. When will this existence of constant pain end? He realizes that it certainly won't end if he helps the hermit. But how can he not help the hermit? He looks up the cave ceiling for answers...
Bad decision. A stalactite falls from the cave ceiling, nailing him right in the eye, and sticking in there for the rest of the attack. He tries to pull it out, but that only makes the pain worse! The hermit begins whipping him extra-hard and calling him a baby, causing the CIT to notice a passage out of the area! He sprints for it (with his arms, I mean), escaping the hermit's grasp! Annoyed by this turn of events, the hermit loads up his prized "super-ultra-pain-damagement" ammo in his shotgun, and scores on last hit on the back of the CITs head.
And so finally, the CIT escapes the hermit, and crawls, absolutely and impossibly lost, deeper and deeper into the caverns. Finally, he puts his arm on some gravel, crushing it, and falling down into... into...
...some sort of arena? Looking around with his one eye, he sees a totally full audience stand, and announcers standing inside it. A voice booms over the field:
"WEEEEELLLLLCOOME TO THE RANDOM TOURNAMENT, YEAR ----, NUMBER #384! OUR NEW VISITING TEAM THIS YEAR IS THE CHEF-CLASS-IMPERATOR TITAN, WHO DOESN'T SEEM TO BE IN VERY GOOD SHAPE! STILL, TOURNAMENT RULE #1: NO HEALING, ASSISTANCE, OR REST OF ANY KIND AROUND! IN THIS STATE, CAN HE BEAT THE HOME TEAM: GIANT BAT-SQUID COMBO MONSTER?"
The giant bat-squid combo monsters enters the field! It's... exactly what it sounds like! The CIT quivers in fear and despair; this is it; this is where his death comes. There's... there's no point... there's nothing he can do.
He didn't ask for this. He didn't want this. He didn't join the AZs with the intention of suffering. If only he had made different choices, he would have died a normal, less painful, less drawn-out death... why... why...
But then, he hears something. It's... cheering?
"You can do it, Chef-Class Imperator Titan!"
"Don't let a few injures keep you down!"
"That bat-squid monster has nothing on you!"
"Afraid? Don't be. You can win! You can escape! You can survive!"
The CIT realizes that the entire audience is cheering for his pathetic self! He is suddenly filled with determination, and though the action shreds his internal organs, and causes ridiculous pain, he manages to get on his feet. He does one, final, desperate charge against the bat-squid monster, and slams into it with the very last of his strength, killing it in one hit! Turns out, the bat-squid monster became that way through radiation, and as it is killed, it releases radiation everywhere, all of it being sucked into the CITs body! He has that now, too.
And then, the radiation shocks him into realizing something else! The crowd cheering for him was just the imaginations of a more-than-a-bit insane brain. They were actually spitting on him for being so pathetic, and they are so angry that he won, they're pelting him with many spiky poisonous tomatoes.
"CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SURPRISE VICTORY, CHEF-CLASS IMPERATOR TITAN! YOUR PRIZE IS A ONE-WAY TICKET ON THE ELEVATOR BACK TO THE SURFACE OF THE MINECRAFT WORLD..."
"OR IT WOULD BE, IF OUR ELEVATOR HADN'T BROKEN A FEW MINUTES BEFORE YOU ARRIVED. WHAT A COINCIDENCE. YOU'LL HAVE TO USE OUR STAIRS INSTEAD".
The CIT is kicked onto a set of stairs that stretches upwards for eternity. He realizes that there is only one thing for him to do now: Climb.
And so it begins. Blinded in one eye, radiated, poisoned, wounded, suffering horrific fatigure, immense pain, athlete's foot, more and more stalactities, insane, depressed, and only able to drag himself forward with his arms, he climbs. And climbs. And climbs.
It was at least hours. It could have been years. It could have been millenia. Time blurs together, and stretches until it has no meaning. One arm in front of the other, again and again and again. The stairs become nothing but a cold, hard, streak of pure, hard pain. The CIT eventually collapses, and tries to look up one, last time...
And he sees sunlight.
He reaches an arm to move towards it... and the sunlight is blocked. Someone stepped in front of it. Guess who it is?
That's right.
The World's Best Minecraft Player.
He cackles gleefully. Surely, the CIT didn't FORGET about him? How could he? The World's Best Minecraft Player pulls out his mask collection; and switches them out-HE was the witch who cast the stalactite spell, HE was the bat who knocked him into the lava, HE was the announcer of the game show who conveniently took out the elevator, HE was the hermit who abused the CIT so, and HE built the nether portal that let the pigmen in. Caves are the natural environment of any good Minecraft player, and someone at the very top like him has totally mastered even insane caves like these. Why did he do all this to the Imperator Titan? Well, how do you think eh got to be the World's Most Skilled Player? He didn't do it by NOT pouring his absolute all into any task! He mentions that he'd LOVE to do it all again, but really...
... The CIT isn't looking quite up to the task.
The World's Best Minecraft Player pulls out his finest sword, gently walks over to the Chef-Class Imperator Titan, and cuts off his head.
And then, he returns to the surface, and to me. I give him cake for some excellent work.
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SECRET. 24/50
Ante Chamber 49/50
The Pact 23/50
Mace && Light Titan Essence = Phototitan Mace 11/11
Gauntlet && Darkness Titan Essence = Shadetitan Arm 11/11
Wand && Lightning Titan Essence = Titanspark Wand 4/11
+3 Cobalt
Golem: Heh. Heheh. HahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Golem: ...Ignore that, I just *really like it* when people mess up.
Golem: Sadly, it looks like World's Best can't kill the Imperator. He's too busy fighting a giant airship.
Golem: ☺
Golem: ...I mean, not like the Imperator would have gone on a massive goose chase anyways. I have eyes.
Golem: Hm. I really still don't like the Hulk. But let's kill that stupid snowball first.
Golem: Just... set up a slope... put some water into it... put a door there...
Golem: Back into the door... Swivel... Build up speed...
(12 hours later)
Golem: Slope, slope, slope, slope, slope, slope, elevator, elevator... THERE.
I slide backwards at near-light speeds, crashing straight into the Snowball.
Golem: ...Seriously, that video is still ridiculous.
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The Cavalry (x28 automatons) 33/50
Talos Shell 3/50
Sword || Medusa Head = Gorgon Blade (Level 3: 4/4) DONE
Probability && Finitism = Finite Probability (Level ?: 2/?)
Inventory:
Inter-dimensional pocket watch
Sockwhip
Farlands Portal
Whiptaser
Hezetor activates Levitator Enforcer on Asterism.
He will take another present.
Then using The Power Glove he turns the terrain around the snowball into lava.
the Glory 50/50 hold 3/3
Spadaccino 46/50 +2 from Tazz
...... 33/50 +2 from Tazz
... 6/50 +2 from Tazz
Module && Mithril && Orichalcum && Adamantium = Metallica Module (Level 10: 4/11)
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 3/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 2/11)
Tell me more about this Water Canteen.
Walker: Level 2, 881500 damage
+3 to battlefury13
Smite: 33/33 (+bunch from people because honestly I'm too lazy to give you a proper number)
Alright, first things first, those watching the man who's name WOULD have been revealed last turn if the GM hadn't decided to be utterly pedantic about TEN FRIGGIN LETTERS grits his teeth as his left eye just... explodes. Literally. Eye fragments fly all over the battlefield, and what's left is now dripping blue fluid onto the ground. Drip. Drip. Drip. He pauses, then fixes Sans with a downright disturbing death glare. He knows Sans was responsible directly for the injuries he sustained.
"What was that, Sans? I don't think I heard you properly. Did you say, yes please mister joshua hit me with your special attack? Well, if that's what you want... heh. You did pick a very bad time to target the PZ team. But, if it's any consolation... I would have targeted the other person responsible if I could instead of you."
SPECIAL ATTACK: use on sans
Walker, meanwhile, has apparently gotten irritated with Crusher's rudeness, thus directs both the 20000 damage bomb AND the fully charged SMITE at the Hyperstorm, the two attacks partially fusing together and a brilliant gray sword beaming down with the heavens straight into the Hyperstorm. Considering that smiting, in a sense, could be seen as retribution from a god or godlike being, well... heh. Guess it's all down to the timing. After all, I lost one of my health bars due to horrific timing messing up my attempt at blocking.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Ante Matter: 53,000/100,000
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 30/30! (+1 from Tazz.) (+2 from FBSN that I managed to miss until now, whoops.)
Charge #4: 23/40 (+1 from Tazz.)
The Pact 22/50 (+1 from Tazz.)
Charge #5: 1/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 6/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 5/11
Gold Banded Greatwood Scepter || (Conceptual Node Laser && Conceptual Node Field Generator && Personal Thaumic Infusement Device && Infinite Thaumic Well && Thaumic Aspect Manipulator) == Thaumaturge’s Scepter 1/??
Conceptual Node Laser: Used originally by Netpatham in DTG2. Fueled by essentia or vis, and outputs a constant beam or laser of vis of the supplied type, creating effects based on the type of vis used.
Conceptual Node Field Generator: Also used originally by Netpatham in DTG2. Works more or less the same as the Conceptual Node Laser, except it creates a zone of effect instead of a constant stream.
Infinite Thaumic Well: An infinite source of essentia and vis of any and every type from any version of Thaumcraft. Does nothing other than that.
Thaumic Aspect Manipulator: When fueled by essentia or vis, allows limited control over the domain of the supplied aspect. For example, fueling it with Ignis essentia would allow control over and generation of fire. Not to Levis Ignis’ level, but enough to, say, create a beam of concentrated fire or ignite a large field of grass or trees. Similarly, Tempestas would allow enough weather control to blow up a storm where none was before, but not enough to create a massive tornado.
==Action==
30/30 EXPENDED!
(PSEUDO) BATTLE TECHNIQUE ==> ELEMENTAL ECHO LV. 10 - RIGHT-HAND PATH.
Five echoes coalesce in the air around Crystal, made from pure energy of the type they manipulate. These ones appear to be copies of five of Piono’s elemental weapons - Potentias Eius, Navitas Nox, Vita Australi, Lex Ordinis, and Deum Lucem. He begins to manipulate their forms once again, starting with Potentias Eius and Vita Australi. He fuses them together to form a double-bladed scythe that is sized like a pickaxe and has blades like a pickaxe, made of Potentias Eius’ diamond, but bladed like a scythe. He changes the scythe blades so they're bladed on both the bottom and the top, before fusing Deum Lucem and Lex Ordinis to create what looks like a mace-scepter. He fuses the two fused weapons together, the flanges of the mace-scepter becoming diamond and bladed and two of them extending forward to form scythelike blades of diamond, which Crystal then reshapes to point forward. Finally, Crystal fuses in Navitas Nox, a hole appearing at the tip of the mace, between the diamond blades, that can fire white-gold blasts of the combined energies that the weapon controls. The entire weapon is essentially a mace with a long sword blade made of sharpened diamond extending out of it, split widely down the middle to allow a firing line for the inbuilt energy cannon. Crystal names this one Dakshinachara. Although this weapon’s mirror, Vamachara, was used to deal the final blow to the Chief, Crystal will be using this one to give life. He aims it at Ultra Greed, creation and life energies building around the weapon’s twin tines.
Crystal fires a volley of bolts of pure, white life energy, and they converge on Ultra Greed and heal him. But Crystal’s just getting started. Next, he channels order energy to restore Ultra Greed to his natural state of being, full HP, that is, and Ultra Greed is restored to order. After that, he taps Dakshinachara's creation energy and pours a river of healing potion over Ultra Greed. As the potion washes over him, Ultra Greed opens his mouth and lets a significant portion of it flow right into his body, where it immediately takes effect and restores his health further. Crystal is initially lost on how to heal someone with light or energy, but then he remembers something, and channels creation energy again for a second. A massive crystal pops out of the ground, swirling with liquid purple light - a Crystalanthology from the Sburb Glitch FAU universe, which naturally produces Biophosphoradelacrystalluminesence. That’s a long word for ‘healing colored light’. Crystal uses his control over all types of light to force the Biophosphoradelacrystalluminescence into Ultra Greed, healing him up. He then remembers that Deum Lucem is also a holy weapon for some reason, and that healing spells are usually a part of holy magic in many, many universes. He promptly casts a massive cascade of healing spells on Ultra Greed using this fact. As for energy, ‘energy’ is really ill-defined in the context of a weapon. Crystal exploits that massively and promptly channels a massive amount of positive energy from the Positive Energy Plane, healing Ultra Greed up, before channeling a massive amount of other types of energy. Nobody said ‘energy’ was the same as kinetic energy or potential energy or heat energy or any other type of conventional physical energy, after all. Oblivion energy destroys Ultra Greed’s injuries, twilight energy shifts the boundaries of injured and uninjured so Ultra Greed is on the uninjured side, creation energy creates new flesh to fill in wounds, and a massive amount of other energies do their things, all of them healing Ultra Greed. Finally, Crystal does the same thing that got Vamachara destroyed - he destabilizes the entire thing, channeling all the energy from it into Ultra Greed, who is supercharged with life, creation, holy/light, energy, and order energies, creating a sort of ‘buffer’ of power that constantly heals Ultra Greed as he takes damage if he’s already fully healed. (Translation of the ‘buffer': Overheal. Any extra healing from this charge goes to overhealing Ultra Greed.)
==Entities==
D’oh. Forgot the Imperator had Penetration.
The Imperator will use IRON CHEF, targeting the now-healed Ultra Greed, Toby Dog if it’s still alive by the time of the use or the Shroob Juice Boys if Toby Dog is dead, or Dr. Boom if both of those have died, Dark Dreamy Bowser, and Mega Fatty (ripping him right out of the Hag’s Cauldron in the process, as the power of a Guest Star may be overruled by the chefs that summoned the Star in the first place). All four are put in an arena and left to fight to the death - they can still be commanded by their controlling players, but their attacks must be against one of the other Iron Chef competitors! A reminder: the contestants deal minicrit damage to one another and cannot be harmed or helped in any way by outside forces after the duel has started. As well, the winner gains a full heal, three turns of Crits, and three turns of 5 Armor.
Ramsay taps his chefly powers and transforms the PZ Tombstones into Tombstone Pizzas (a brand of frozen pizza) before baking them in a massive oven that irreparably burns the Tombstone Pizzas. Disgusted, Ramsay chops the Tombstone Pizzas into little bits, before throwing them in a garbage disposal and turning it on. He dumps the chopped-up, charcoaled Tombstone Pizzas on the ground, whereupon they turn back into Tombstones and take all the damage from their time as pizzas.
The Wizened Hag pulls out a massive, rusty meat cleaver and chops up a PZ Tombstone. She licks her lips at the buffet spread out before her, but restrains herself from eating any - it's too rotten.
My AZ Tombstones rush over to the PZ Tombstones and give them lovely, wonderful hugs! The hugs don’t end, though… The PZ Tombstones will deal the brunt of their suicide-explosion damage to the AZ Tombstones, in a manner similar to a soldier jumping on a grenade.
==Responses/RP==
Ampulugator, are you serious? Only two posts per turn, man.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
The
Hidden RogueHunter 40/50 +1 from TazzGovernment 26/50 +1 from Tazz +6 from nulitor +1 from Crusher
IT'S TIME TO LEVEL UP! 5/10 +1 from Tazz
+3 nulitor
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
John sees the (PZ) tombstones and in his rage steps right in there way. That's pretty stupid, considering their about to suicide. However, John takes a swipe at them with the forgestoker, then he grabs one, whacks it on the ground with his hammer a couple times, and transforms it into a shurikens. He then throws all of the shurikens with one motion at the tombstones. They are launched up into a cloud where John is waiting for them, and grabs another tombstone, sets it on a floating island, takes out a golf club and slams it down so hard that the island falls like a crater to the ground.
Alchemies:
Meh
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==Turn 1==
Ante Matter: 53,000/100,000
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4: 24/40
The Pact 23/50
Charge #5: 2/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 7/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 6/11
Gold Banded Greatwood Scepter || (Conceptual Node Laser && Conceptual Node Field Generator && Personal Thaumic Infusement Device && Infinite Thaumic Well && Thaumic Aspect Manipulator) == Thaumaturge’s Scepter 2/??
==Action==
Since I’ve been on a bit of a chemistry kick the last few days, (researching titanium for a Chaos-related reason, plus ‘Elemental silicon, doo-dah, doo-dah!’) have a chemistry-themed attack!
Crystal looks over at the PZ Tombstones, and decides to disassemble their molecules. He fires a beam of matter-disassembling magic at the Tombstones. As soon as it hits, things start to happen. First, the water in the Tombstones starts to decompose, releasing hydrogen and oxygen. Crystal quickly ignites the hydrogen and oxygen, enveloping the Tombstones in flame. Next, the proteins in the muscles begin to decompose, actin and myosin dissolving into volatile hydrogen and oxygen as well, along with carbon and sulfur. Nitrogen floats away without being caught in the runaway reaction dissolving a Tombstone into a ball of flame. The fat in the Tombstones catches fire, further adding to the conflagration. The molecular disassembly spreads to the Tombstones' blood, oxygen being released from the hemoglobin and adding further oxidizer, while bones begin to be disassembled into calcium. The calcium begins to violently react with condensing water from the hydrogen-oxygen fire, and the Tombstones explode in a vivid display of orange calcium flame.
==Entities==
See last post.
==Responses/RP==
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Ante Up!: 23/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz)
Scourge of the Beast: 45/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz, +2 from Richard)
The Pact: 28/50 ================================================== (+6 from Crystal, +1 from Tazz)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber approached the Tombstones, which have recently gone through a horrific process of becoming a brand of frozen pizza sharing the same name. Raising his hand upward, arcs of energy extended out of his palm and enveloped each Tombstone. They were torn from the ground, becoming helpless slabs of rock in the air. Taking a moment to think, he began to idly shuffle them like a deck of cards in the air next to him. "What to do, what to do..." There were many things to do to slabs of rock, An idea struck him, one so seemingly mundane yet horrifyingly devious. Taking the Tombstones, he opened a portal to a location that smelled of brimstone. People only got a glimpse of the structure that could be seen through the portal before it closed behind Bomber and the Tombstones.
Landing on the stone walkway, Bomber took a large inhale. "Ah, good to be back, if only for the briefest of moments." Continuing down the pathway of dark red stone, he looked at some of the spires around him. Gargoyles fluttered about from rooftop to rooftop, gazing down upon the world below. Crows, ravens, and other birds of that sort also hung on any ledge or roof they could, hunched over and forever watching. Looking down over the edge of the walkway, he saw that he was on one of the upper paths. Dense fog concealed the world below, the occasional glimmer of light could be seen. Looking ahead, he found the perfect spot. A crossing between two walkways that he knew would be very busy sometimes. Removing some of the stones from the path, he replaced them with the Tombstones. At first, they weren't a perfect fit, but soon enough they melded in. Knowing he could not spend much longer here at the moment without repercussions from Uzi, he quickly hopped in a portal and waited.
During the peak times of travel, many workers used the walkways to get where they needed to go. Such a rush can wear down the stones over time were they made of common stone. Conveniently, the Tombstones were just this kind of stone that, given enough time, they would crack and crumble due to being trampled repeatedly. It also probably isn't fun to be constantly stepped upon all the time. And sure enough, peak hours came. Busy creatures of various sizes trampled the Tombstones as they hurriedly tried to get to their destination. Being late to important meetings was never a good thing, and they risked demotion if they repeat offenses. Sure enough, the Tombstones suffered heavy damage, while the rest of the walkway remained intact. Eventually, they found their way back to the battlefield, being numerous chunks of stone rather than large slabs meant to mark graves. The walkway magically repaired itself, the removed stones from before finding their way back to their permanent location.
Bomber hoped to return for a longer period of time soon, but a brief glimpse of his beloved jewel will have to do.
Souls: 3
Paerotheum Dust && Cretrytheum Dust = Elementium Dust (Level 8: 7/9)
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 8/10)
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 3/15)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
Ante Up!: 25/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 46/50 ==================================================
The Pact: 29/50 ==================================================
+3 to mythicZoologist
"Looks like we are a little over halfway there now. How nice."
Bomber pulls out the good ol' Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. and points it at the Hulk.
[ FIRE | THUNDER | ICE ]
REROLLING SLOT 3...
[ FIRE | THUNDER | BAR ]
AWW, TOO BAD...
"Hmm, no luck this time. Oh well, guess I just have to keep spinning."
Zarod uses Strangle on Dr. Boom! Walking right up to the diminutive and slightly insane goblin, the towering Zarod easily scoops up Dr. Boom by the neck and forcefully grips him. Green mist wisps off from his rotten, gloved hand. Zarod's soulless eyes stare right into Dr. Boom as he squeezes harder. The goblin's eyes rolled back in its head, and Zarod drops him, watching with a blank gaze as he falls to the ground. Dr. Boom takes 25,000 damage and is stunned for one turn!
Souls: 3
Paerotheum Dust && Cretrytheum Dust = Elementium Dust (Level 8: 8/9)
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 9/10)
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 4/15)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
I dislike the implication of this statement.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (0/3 mind)
Tokens: (8, 5, 5)
Total Tokens (8, 5, 5)
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... While we wait to see if that does anything... Um... Where do you think the Veteran is?
I'm pretty sure he's fine, wherever he is.
Mikoto looked annoyed by that answer.
You said a similar thing... about Gail.
Well he's not Gail, alright?
Yes. I'm no philosophy major, but I'm pretty sure it does in most senses of the word. I love it when I have to answer questions like this...
Commands:
Cuarc: __, __, __
Leictreon: PZ , GS, GS
Cuarc and Leictreon use matter transfer to give matter to Leictreon.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
As the third anti-mortar action, Inari fires point defense like beams of light at said mortars, hitting them so that they crash down on all those perimeter defenses that are around the outskirts of the battlefield. I don't expect that to break them, but rather just get an idea of how strong they are.
Relevance Line:
I'll actually save this story for later... Especially because I'll probably know how to write it better later on...
Alchemy and charges:
(Paper && Ink Dye) || (Wither Skeleton Skull && Podzol) = Glyph of Decay 1/?
(Paper && Cactus Green Ink) || (Sapling && Grass) = Glyph of Growth 3/?
PowerMace && Stormforged Axe && Charged Hammer && Dr.Balanced's Boombot = The BoomHammer 1/??
Got +2. +1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey, +1 to Toast.
37/50
16/50
17/50
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.