The Sword 7/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 7/50 (Assisted by: Tazz +2)
A Flower 1/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 1/50
Assisting in: "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging: The Sword 7/50
I now started charging The Flower.
Charging Minigun.
\==STORY/RP==/
The glowing stones became brighter.
XSlayer300 thinks of the world.
...Why, why would a crazed player do this. But, this will be my form from now on.
I don't like this any longer. I have to fight back.
XSlayer300 is now turning dark blue.
*flashback*
"As for me. The power that I have, is..."
Then, a young girl, showed up.
"...?"
"Yes, The power... With this power. Our powers will combine as one."
Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (6/8)
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = Luminite (4/?)
Invidia Warded Jar1 && Rune of Envy2 && SCP-1133-53 && 2x Electrum Shears4 = Twin Shears of Leviathan (3/13)
Module Action
- - : Generating light level 40.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 41,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing nothing. 29,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 653,004/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (32/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (20/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (17/50) (+3 from Generic)
+3 to Twin
Action
I use a spell from the Codex U8 and create a tracking semantic disassociation field on the Entire Cast of Battle for Dream Island. Pin, Golf Ball, Blocky and Woody, specifically. They lose their identities as anthropomorphic creatures, causing everyone to refer to them as null, null, null, and null.
I then cast a semantic random association field replacing the semantic disassociation field.
null, formerly Pin, is now mentally classified by all as a giant lava fountain.
null, formerly Golf Ball, is now mentally classified by all as a diamond block tower.
null, formerly Blocky, is now mentally classified by all as a 4045 21-stage counter integrated circuit recreated with Minecraft blocks, mainly made of wool and redstone.
null, formerly Woody, is now mentally classified by all as a beautifully constructed house made of nothing but vanilla Minecraft blocks, mostly flammable.
The giant lava fountain is then harvested by a random griefing team from the AT88 Kingdom, land of EAS Tones, on Earth 7.75. Frustrated that they're not picking up lava despite the fact that they're looking at a lava fountain in the shape of an anthropomorphic pin, they blow up the lava fountain with TNT.
Next, they burn down the redstone circuit in the shape of a single red block of wood and the house in the shape of a poorly cut piece of wood, burning both down faster than they expected.
Finally, they smash down the diamond tower in the shape of a 336-dimple golf ball with Efficiency XCIX pickaxes, which does nothing except fracture it into a million pieces.
I then cast a semantic reassociation field on the remnants of the four Minecraft structures.
Pin is now blown to smithereens, Golf Ball is basically a pile of fine dust, Blocky and Woody are a pile of ashes and the griefers are nowhere to be seen.
+1 Nulitor, Proof, NinjaV (hector isnt here anymore).
Hey UserZero, you know those ambushes I did last turn? You know how you only found four of the five ambushes? Well, while you were looking for the fifth one (which didn't actually exist), I sent a bunch of nanobots into your body to infect you with dozens of viruses, infectious diseases, and a bunch of other nasties. The payloads deployed include Ebola, SCP-008, SCP-217, your mom, AIDS, SCP-651, {REDACTED}, 14 forms of cancer, and another memetic hazard because why not. Have a nice death.
Okay, who are you, and why are you hijacking my update?
This {EXPLETIVE REDACTED} blew up the {EXPLETIVE REDACTED} Earth! She has to die!
Yes, yes, I get that. But WHO are you?
Dr. Philip "Phalanx" Summers. I was called in to investigate SCP-DTG (this thing) because of the fact that my favorite game is Minecraft, so naturally when the earth exploded the "avatar effect" apparently brought me here instead of wherever the rest of the foundation ended up.
Well, I guess you can help out. I have a small team here to kill UserZero and that other guy (Richard) over there, but since you probably lack direct combat ability I am going to have you work together with my AI teammate, EXOS.
Alright, but what should I do to help?
Try to work with EXOS to develop a simulation system. This war has too many things that can go wrong for us to go in blind, we need more information.
Alright, I think I can figure out how to make this work:
DTG Simulator: A unique system that simulates a DTG game from start to finish. This allows it to predict future events with varying certainty (75% for events 1 round in the future, reduced by 25% for each additional round later).
Block Redirector: A fancy term for a device that grabs random blocks of terrain, teleports it into the barrel, then launches it at the target at high velocity with a decent rate of fire.
Stasis: A psi-power that creates a stasis effect around a target, which makes the target unable to do or inflict damage for one round. Can be broken by excessive firepower.
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I will send your finest soldiers to make you remember who you were...
"Can't hear you, I'm dead!"
(I respawn in beast form again)
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The Hidden Rogue Hunter 38/50 +2 from Tazz
Government 17/50 +2 from Tazz +2 nulitor +2 crusher
IT'S TIME TO LEVEL UP! 3/10 +2 from Tazz
+1 nulitor crusher and ninjav
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
"Ok Zero, not cool... Not cool at all."
"Sans... I agree with your dispenser targeting, we need to attack Uzi... Nobody one-shots me. You know, and destroys an entire world... Either way, I seriously have a bone to pick with her"
John takes peacetime grabs a piece of thyme and mixes it together in a bowl. He then adds some chunky salsa, roasted beef, and mashed potatoes and launches it at mega fatty. He simply eats it, but unfortunately for him, there was an extremely spicy sauce that was added secretly. So spicy mega fatty just explodes on the spot.
"These puns... why am I making such horrible puns..."
Alchemies
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1
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Ante Up!: 21/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
Scourge of the Beast: 41/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
The Pact: 13/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber respawns. "Ugh, that wasn't my best move." He stretched his arms above him, as if waking from a long sleep. In the middle of this motion, he recoiled a little. "Oh that actually hurts." Not surprising, considering he was just slammed by an object of immeasurable size from behind that seems to have disappeared as quickly as it appeared. A nice break to recover was in order.
Zarod will use Grasping Dead on General Tor's Mechsuit! The grass beneath the mechsuit begins to turn brown, withering away into dust. The very soil was desecrated. Suddenly, a massive skeletal hand burst forth from the earth, covered in dirt. It clutched General Tor's Mechsuit in a tight grip, holding it in place! The mechsuit will be much more susceptible to minicrits!
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 11/11)
Alchemy Complete!
As stated before, it is another improvement upon the original Rocket Hammer design. Unlike the previous iteration, the Warmaster Rocket Hammer, this one was never built. Well, not until now. The already ridiculous engine coming out of the rear of the hammer's head is even more powerful, and hooked up to a larger fuel tank at the end of the handle filled with volatile Pyrothelene. The hammer head is also made of a much stronger material; the renowned adamantium rather than tempered steel. Lastly, the face of the hammer has been coated in gel from Oilers, a species of slime made of, well, oil. This allows the spikes on the face of the hammer to be even hotter than before.
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 6/10)
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 1/15)
Hey, remember these? By combining a pair of spiked bindings and a devilish effigy that uses the blood of two individuals to bind their very life forces together, a deadly tool is created that chain two entities together and cause them to share a portion of the damage they take on top of the damage they receive anyway!
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==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 25/30 (+2 from Tazz.)
Charge #4: 20/40 (+2 from Tazz.)
The Pact 19/50 (+2 from Tazz.) (+9 from TwinBuilder)
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 5/16
Greater Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 3/11
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 4/11
==Action==
Crystal, sensing an impending attack on the AZs from sans., decides to attempt an Inversion on the Imperator! He takes a massive mirror and sets it up to reflect the Imperator. The mirror abruptly turns black as night, the Imperator reflected in negative colors within. The image begins to deepen and become real, as Crystal begins to speak.
“Once, there was a thoughtful maiden...”
The mirror blackens further, the image dancing through warped reflections of the Imperator.
“...who broke her mirror, and dropped the pieces to the ground.”
The mirror shatters, and an inversed image of the Imperator stands before the true Imperator. Obsidian shards fall like rain.
“She thought to repair it, but was arrested by the sight of the scattered shards, which showed so many visions of her face.”
The shards all rise up and begin to orbit the twin Imperators, each reflecting a different angle of the scene.
“She put the pieces together at all the wrong angles, and was delighted at the image of herself.”
The shards snap back together into the empty frame of the mirror, forming a loose recreation of the original mirror entirely crafted from shards. Each shard still reflects a different facet of the standoff between the reflection and the original.
“The maiden wanted to show everyone how wonderful she looked, but it seemed as though none could see it.”
The reflection begins to step closer and closer to the Imperator.
“So she painted a self-portrait, and portrait after portrait after that, until she made everyone look at her."
The reflection snaps into the true Imperator.
"And they all believed her."
The Imperator flickers with unearthly light, the power of reflection dancing around it. It is now Inversed, any damage to it being healing instead and any healing to it being damage instead. As an extra boon, the Regen from Crystal’s previous action has been converted to Poison of the same magnitude, the effect being inverted along with its host. This should be around 2 turns of Inversion before the boost from Contract from Below, or one turn before the boost if the poison conversion is too much to bear.
==Entities==
The Wizened Hag tosses Mega Fatty Into the Pot!
The Imperator attacks the 2nd Gateway to lower the Energy Shield, dropping it to 1 HP, and then Ramsay swoops in with a burst of damage for the kill. Buffs ahoy.
==Responses/RP==
Crystal looks over at sans. “Good point on the sudden change to melancholia, though this response may be a little late. I’ve definitely not had this side of me show before. One point, though: my writer’s had this part of my character planned for a good long while, and this was the first good RP opportunity to reveal it. Don’t see how deep depression over reality itself being a game for the amusement of a bunch of young Nonfiction-dwellers can really come up in conversation or normal gameplay otherwise without the character in question looking all angsty-for-angst’s-sake. And that’s a classic bad-writing blunder. Also, the writers have to get the darker bits of their characters foreshadowed in case… Well, let’s just say Lost Souls and keep it at that."
Taking advantage of noble casters using crystalline coins made from magical energy, I convert a few back into their wispy energy state and use them to buff the next attack on Hyperstorm.
Entity orders:
The Wraith is scanning Hyperstorm.
Fenris is blocking. (Crimson Heartbeat would normally activate this turn, but there's no healing to do.)
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"Might as well check on the others I signed on with."
"How are the preparations for our Pact coming along?"
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (9/10)
Charges:
The Pact ========== 17/50 (+3 from Bomber)
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 25/50: I guess the next me will have to do it, if they're inclined .
Siren Song ===== 4/20 (+1 from FBSN): I try calling some sirens over here, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals, and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
Hey Consumer/anyone else, what happened with Powie (whoever he is)?
/null
He posted on DTG acolyte summoning himself as a 2500-hp godmodder, then rebalanced it to 7500, while claiming to be the game master. Then, he told everyone to stop playing the game because a new forum game was coming. He also tried to revive a 2-year dead forum game, which failed. He also invaded ultimate boss battles, but the GM was around to null his posts.
/null
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
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==Turn 2==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 26/30
Charge #4: 21/40
The Pact 20/50
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 6/16
Greater Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 4/11?
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 5/11
==Action==
Pressed for time, Crystal Guards to reduce damage this turn!
Ante Up!: 21/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 41/50 ==================================================
The Pact: 20/50 ================================================== (+6 from Crystal)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber marks Mega Fatty for death with his Soul Repository!
Bomber examines the newly finished Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer. It was considerably heavier and larger than the previous iteration, but still could be wielded reasonably with one hand. The hammer's head was now tinted a dark green; a result of using adamantine for the material. "A shame those scheming creatures left the plans for this thing to rot. It certainly was hard to get from the labyrinthine hell that is their Grand Arsenal, but was it worth it. I'll have to see what else they have buried there." Hefting the large hammer over his shoulder, he flicked a switch above the fuel tank that caused the engine on the back of the hammer's head to hum to life. The deadly propulsion device spewed fire and smoke, primed to crack some skulls.
Charging at Mega Fatty (alternatively The Hulk if something were to happen), he readied himself to strike with the weapon. The first strike was a wide swing at his leg. Propelled by the engine, the leg was bashed violently. Using the momentum to his advantage, Bomber allowed the boost from the engine to continue. The large stream of fire made Bomber a flaming whirlwind that tore into Mega Fatty violently while leaving a blazing trail in a circle around him. When he finally stopped spinning, he readied the engine for a final, deadly burst. The spiked tips on the hammer began to glow with heat, becoming red hot. The Oiler Gel on the front of the hammer began to burn violently, engulfing the entire head in a violent flame. Holding the hammer high over his head, Bomber tensed himself, ready for the powerful blow he was about to unleash. Sending the hammer down, he struck the ground beneath Mega Fatty. The earth split, and the impact caused a volatile reaction. A blazing yellow explosion engulfed the obese creature, sending chunks of it flying in all directions. Bomber was knocked back from the force of the explosion, sprawling on the ground a few feet away with the hammer still in his hands.
Dusting himself off, Bomber spoke with a hint of glee in his voice. "I can't believe that they really never built this thing."
50/50 JUST WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK I AM!? (Coming soon to a theater near you!)
40/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
10/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left!
3/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time (Well, Tazz, let's summarize your two warnings. First, that 4 people may not be enough. Second, that the more people involved, the more lopsided the situation will be. However, I've gotten like 7 people to agree from multiple sides, so that's good for me. Which I think is justified, since this is SAVING THE EARTH we're talking about)
People who have promised to help Save the Earth: Battlefury, Speedon, ConsumerofAll, nulitor, Pit, OldSithRevan, XSlayer300. Man, 3 PZs, 1 Neutral, 3 AZs, and 1 GS. Nice unintentional proportions.
+1 Ire, Crystal, Twin
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 2/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's reinforced Phone II Nintendium: Star's Armored Phone 2/6
Prevents more than 2 damage to be done to Star's phone per turn. Vital for intelligence gathering.
Defibrillator && Magic Thorn: Pain Link 4/7
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Dialga uses Dragon Claw on General Tor's Mechsuit, or SCP-882 if General Tor's Mechsuit falls to the Giga Drill Break.
Let's be clear: Oblivion Majjyks do not follow the (standard) rules of Laws of Conservation and Energy as they are understood. There's probably a few errant patches of dirt and some chunks of rock hoisting up the houses of Godmodders who have veils. You CAN recreate earth, but the use of the Dragon Charge prevents you from magically piecing earth back together as you have described (sadly). As for my warnings: 4 people ARE enough, but...Well, it would take a while, and the more people there are the easier things get, you know?
Because Dreamy Bowser actually empowered himself on his own (You were about to give him the rock as he somehow rezzed himself; think the Giant Bowser transformation), you do NOT summon yourself as depowered. Thank.
GIGGAAAA DREEEEEEL BREAKAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! General Tor's Mechsuit is obliterated. It's pilot ejects-oh. Oh my.
You immediately see the form of the pilot and kneel in reverance, for his form is too great for mortal minds to comprehend. You cry, for you have unwittingly done a feat so great that it transcends the spatial-temporal boundaries and outright defies logic. The pilot within is NOT General Tor, as some would have believed, but rather, someone much more impactful, meaningful, more powerful.
You look upon the glorious form of Omega-rank Godmodder, reallyjoel's Dad, in the act of eating a sandwich while completing seven instances of Battletoads with one hand tied behind his back. In record time. While piloting that thing.
reallyjoel's Dad peers at you from his nigh-indescribable visage, his form cloaked by an intense aura of Gudness, the Gudness that he had gotten because of his gaming prowess.
#reallyjoel's Dad: well well well!
#reallyjoel's Dad: for the briefest, most brilliant of instances, you had ascended to my level of videogame ability! While depowered! Quite the feat!
#reallyjoel's Dad: now, you may be wondering, given that i just saw what happened, why i'm fighting for userzero! I'm not saying, beyond reasons, but I'll get that out of the way so you can at least know I'm acknowledging her...Issues.
#reallyjoel's Dad: not like, err, richard was it? Not like he's terribly innocent of a bevy of crimes himself. Either way, though, I feel that as of right now my presence here would unnessecarily unbalance the field of power.
#reallyjoel's Dad: being an ultimate gamer, I should know that mocking people for their lack of skill is actually quite rude, and quite frankly I'll admit YOU have a point as well-just can't say why I'm not on your side is all!
#UserZero: can we please have less hinting/self-acknowledgement of your predicament?
#UserZero: the OP scale is gonna make one of us, so to speak, git reeeeeeeeeeeeeekt.
#reallyjoel's Dad: ah, yes! Better not trip that...I'll be off for later!
With that, reallyjoel's Dad winks and le-vanishes, at which point you all feel you can actually stand and resume trying to murder each other as usual.
#UserZero: he's a bit of a showoff with his 'gudness,' amirite?
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas, and 1 damage to Not-Verdana, who shall nevertheless uncomfortably share his moniker until then! Then, the X above his head flashes twice, and in a burst of speed he adds 2 more attacks for a total of 3,000 and 3, respectively! it appears that sans has, temporarily, traded in his ability to hit in /nulls for the ability to do extra attacks for every instance of the letter X! (in your posts. Not mine. That would just stretch infinitely).
EXCUSE ME, SIR, YOU FORGOT TO ASK ME FOR PERMISSION BEFORE DOING THIS.
As a result, I'm gonna have to say NOPE to every part of your story that involves that little detail. And, for the record, even if you had asked, I would never have given you permission to do something like this. How would you like it if I suddenly decided that, one day, one of your characters was irrevocably and immediately permakilled? Additionally, the sheer audacity of assuming you could do something like this to the MAINFRAME, of all things, is just... what? Is this a joke? Are you braindead?
Point is, you have to ASK before you do this kinda thing.
This is why you don't forget to null your posts! This is number one...Also, Engie, in response to below: it's 5 characters. I REALLY do not see what is the big fat problem with remembering to type out 5 characters on any post that isn't supposed to be counted. You're not the first to be on the receiving end of this either. Finally, editing pre-update is a thing.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas, and 1 damage to Not-Verdana, who shall nevertheless uncomfortably share his moniker until then! Then, the X above his head flashes once, allowing him another attack for a total of 2,000 and 2!
I use the warp zone to transfer an infinity of perfection and love(materials) to the DTG world(level 0 alchemies which are called infinity of perfection and infinity of love respectively.)
Alchemies
The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone gives Zone of Control 5/11
School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood gives WISE FROM YO GWAVES 5/11
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
Then I tell sans that it is in the interest of everyone except AZ for him to not join GS team.
Doing so would be a bad idea because it would harm him once the GS boss die.
But on the other hand I tell sans that he could build a team about protecting people from dying.
I might join this team so that the GM gets angry about the multiplication of teams and for protecting sans.
(Was done before sans joined GS)
I tell sans that he is in danger from boss strike-back.
Then I think about a way to turn sans in a lovemodder if he agrees.(It would be for spreading peace and love)
Then I ask what he thinks about that and if he have a plan for that.
OK you're not gonna argue with four Godmodders. No 'Lovemodder' shenanigans for you. Ever.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas, and 1 damage to Not-Verdana, who shall nevertheless uncomfortably share his moniker until then! Then, the X above his head flashes once, doubling that!
Golem: Well, I certaınly should have expected that. Oh well. I mean, at least my actıons didn't backfıre to the poınt of catastrophe.
Golem: Anyways, sans, I thınk ıt would probably stıll be best ıf you stuck ıt out on the Neutral end of thıngs. The Goatstoppers kind of have a boss out on the fıeld, and I'm a bıt worrıed that ıts death mıght hurt you. I mean, I guess that would actually help "my sıde", but a rıdıculous amount of people around here aren't actually too ınvested ın helping Rıchard. Personally, the only reason I'm not Neutral ıs because I want to get thıngs done faster, and I'm not too bıg a fan of Uzı over there.
Golem: Sure, ıt's probably not the greatest ıdea to mentıon thıs, but ıt's not lıke Rıchard's about to kıck me off the factıon.
Golem: But ıf you want to joın them, I suppose I'm okay with ıt. Not that you need my or anyone's approval, really.
Golem: Just... make sure you have a plan going ınto thıs, because the only plan we had going ın was to let Rıchard climb the ranks and kill UserZero.
Golem: There aren't too many paradox-free alternatıves here, really. Though... I suppose ıf we were to kill Richard as he ascended to Omega+, this would all wrap up nicely.
Golem: ....psst, uzı
Golem: can you slıp me some of those curse of lınking bullets
Golem: would really apprecıate ıt.
Golem: Ugh, great. He really dıd ıt. Well, I suppose I'm okay wıth ıt.
Golem: Hey, Crusher.
Golem: If you even *touch* the Imperator...
I pull out the Zeroth Ball and Alchemıcal Symbol, nod towards them, and stuff them away.
Golem: You're going to have a magnıfıcent funeral.
I casually unholster the Amptıtan Rifles, then pıstol-whıp the Dısembodıed Heart, and stuff up all ıts atrıums. The Dısembodıed Heart frantıcally keeps tryıng to pump blood, but ıt faıls, resultıng ın a serıous buıldup of pressure, whıch eventually causes ıt to explode.
Richard pretends he didn't hear that, as does Uzi.
20,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart for that excellent boast!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas, and 1 damage to Not-Verdana, who shall nevertheless uncomfortably share his moniker until then! Then, the X above his head flashes 3 times, and he quadruples that!
...And that's 2. Someone hands you a Bomb (20,000 damage burst at any time on use without counting as an action) out of pity.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas, and 1 damage to Not-Verdana, who shall nevertheless uncomfortably share his moniker until then!
I suddenly have crushing regret for missing the last couple of days. Also my Birthday was on Friday. Yay.
/null.
All right, so we're here to fix the Earth. Everything you said makes sense to me.
Speed is sitting, completely disinterested in the conversation.
Hello! Elementia to Speed! We're fixing the Earth! You not paying attention doesn't help!
Speed simply holds his arm out, and clenches his fist. He's finding Shards of the Earth, completely ignoring the Energy-Charged Pieces plan.
Not talking? Fine by me.
Action Summary:
If starting a new charge doesn't count as an action, Speed uses his Earth powers to crush Chef-Class Imperator Titan between two overkill-sized slabs of rock. From the Bunker.
Special Attacks:
Gauss Rifle: Something/50
New: Earth Restoration Effort: I may have backed myself into a corner considering this. I have no idea how collaborative charges work, but I'm assuming anyone as a part of the charge uses a Special slot to charge up the attack. Or in this case, fixing the Earth. 1/50
Speed, please keep track of your charges. 'Something/50' means nothing to me. That being said, creating new charges do not count as an action.
The shields absorb it! 7,000 damage to the Imperator's Void Shields!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas, and 1 damage to Not-Verdana, who shall nevertheless uncomfortably share his moniker until then! Then, the X above his head flashes 3 times, and he quadruples that, which kills Not-Verdana! His first life is expended, but he won't enter his second until AFTER the turn is over, meaning he won't be instantly obliterated by the arrows.
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Brand Fireworks = Wildfire (Level 10 - 3/11)
1+ to Twin +1 to MeGa +1 to Ire
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
| Action |
~Toast draws a card!
Red - Level 1
Yellow - Level 1
Blue - Level 1
You draw the Emperor! This locks two entities (of opposing factions) into battle, and also makes their attacks crit on each other to speed things up. This lasts until one of them dies, at which point the winner will have their attack doubled, so pick wisely!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
The Sword 4/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 1/50 (Assisted by: Tazz +2)
Assisting in "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging Sword 4/50
I now draw a card and charge the minigun also.
Now I Assist in "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
\==STORY==/
But 4 glowing stone appear to surround the sword. It seemed odd.
*flashback*
"Things won't change. People won't find. But finding their power is important."
\==ETC==/
\==INVENTORY==/
Offensive:
Rainbow Minigun [iiiii]
Summoners:
Radio
Rainbow Chest
You draw the 2 of Clubs, which will give an entity 2 bombs that can be used at any time to deal 20,000 damage to any entity, each!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes once, and he doubles that!
STEALTH DANCING: 35/50 (tip 2: you'd better be gorillaing thankful i didn't go with a second ayaze)
Bar: AAA?AAAAAA
Just a Normal Day at the Divine Work Station: 1/50
"Well, RIP anyone who forgets to check the coordinates."
Pit steals a remaining card from the deck. For research.
You take the 2 of Hearts, which will double an entity's current HP. this means it's useless on an entity with very low or very high HP but perfect for someone halfway dead! Pick wisely!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
*An Observer's account of last time's events (Or two times from now's? Time travel doesn't mix well with this language.).
Action:
I gate in a set of thick leather gloves, followed by a cockatrice egg, said to turn those that touch them to stone.
I throw the egg at Hyperstorm.
Once I'm sure it's safe, I banish the gloves. I'm not going to keep wearing those without a good reason.
Entity orders:
The Wraith is scanning Hyperstorm.
Fenris is blocking. (Crimson Heartbeat would normally activate this turn, but there's no healing to do.)
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
-SNIPPED-
Alchemies in Progress:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (8/10)
Charges:
The Pact ========== 13/50 (+3 from Bomber, +2 from Tazz)
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 24/50 (+2 from Tazz): Looks like a won't finish in time, and even if I do...
New charge ==== 3/20 (+2 from Tazz)
Boosts:
+3 to Irecreeper
The Hyperstorm dodges easily, missing a total of 9,000 damage! Clairvoyance loses 1% this turn!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes seven times, and he nails seven more attacks!
I convert all the cheese within 1000000 miles into Anti-cheese, a material that seeks out and destroys cheese. Since Maurice is obsessed with cheese and i am broadcasting videos of the conversion and resulting destruction of cheese into his mind, he soon has a serve case of depression.
Which is then made worse when the anti cheese converges on him, creating a split that utterly hates cheese. This causes so much despair, a massive vortex of despair consumes him.
Said vortex of Despair then wonders away from him, staying on the AZ side of the battlefield. Needless to say, his despair is so great it became self-sustaining, and now is out to cause even more despair.
After absorbing all the despair, it combines with the anti cheese to become the demonically-evil DESPAIR OF CHEESE.
Which then invades his mind again. And causes the split again. This continues for quite a while, until i offer him a cheesy treat to cheer him up.
It's popcorn with white cheddar, made to have a 10000000% attack evasion rate while i held it. Sadly, its now in the hands of our cheese-loving friend. Predictably enough, he gets nuked by the popcorn turret. Hopefully without me screwing up somewhere and getting nulled because of a error, like all my other popcorn attacks.
Then, to avoid morale issues related to cheese, i create a Cheesey Snack Vendor. on the [PZ] side. While everyone enjoys their cheesey snacks., when Maurice walks up to it he gets cheddar popcorn. Every time. This cycle continues for a long time.
oops
Toby Dog: Double attack the Hyperstorm. Testing to see how effective that attack is against bosses.
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
Charges========
3/20
3/50 To save, the earth, one charge at a time
9/50 (2+ from delay, 3+ from engie)
3+ to engie
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes twice, and he nails two more attacks!
They'll do as you say.
Everything goes smoothly until you pull out the Popcorn...OK, Battlefury, pro tip, if popcorn existing on the server is required in this attack, it will almost always fail as the Anti-Popcorn Turret will have obliterated it regardless of all stats. It's UserZero being petty. You suddenly learn this as you are also riddled with enough projectiles that it converges on almost having enough dakka. You die, but you also deal a total of 25,000 damage to Maurice! You'll need a post to respawn.
#UserZero: ah, that reminds me...
She briefly switches to general chat.
#UserZero: peeps on the server! yeah i'm a bit more casual than i came off as before.
#UserZero: in any case, this kinda sounds petty but i despise popcorn.
#UserZero: maybe a little too much? eh.
#UserZero: in any case, yeah, don't make popcorn. there's an automated turret that'll 'snipe' it.
#UserZero: sadly the turret's philosophy is more dakka and if i didn't have it these guys would be much harder to deal with. long story.
#UserZero; yeah, no other weird food-preventing nonsense going on, though, and popcorn isn't really a staple food. plus, disabled most methods of crafting it as a just-in-case, so yeah. Dumb, but nessecary.
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 2/16
So the worlds best minecraft player is immune to hacks due to his proness. FINE. If there is one thing I live for in games, it is showing up the powerful. Being the best does not mean he can surpass the rules of the world. And it can therefore be inferred that the only way to hit him is to abuse those limits. With that in mind, I use Hax to spawn 10000 sheep in a space of 1 blocks, the space he is inhabiting. I simultaneously spawn fences around this area and remove any carpets he might have in his inventory. The sheep make it impossible to place down a block, as well as to dig down. Even with maximum haste and a ratio of one hit per sheep death, it would be impossible to escape within the timeframe I require. I summon a few baby zombies with diamond swords and hats amid the sheep. Due to their size, he cannot hit them. And the knockback of the attacks was artificially reduced to zero by me so he cannot ride it out of there. And I also removed any water and jump boost related items in his inventory aswell as any potion buffs.
Let me guess, he is so pro he read my mind and dodged it before I even thought of this plan.
It's more accurately he's pro enough to know what they do and thus knows how to stay away. Of course, this is beyond his ability to really hard counter, so he takes 3 damage before he manages to free himself!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes twice, and he nails two more attacks!
(25 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier (+2 from Revan)
(12 / 50) The Pact (+3 from Mythic, +2 from Tazz)
+3 to Insert
=Action=
I decide to pull out the WayForward Machine (the obvious reason why we're referencing Undertale in this day and age), and proceed to pull a strange item called the "Horn of the Forsaken". I proceed to blow into it.
DOOT DOOT
The Doot of power is heard from across the land, and suddenly, hordes of strange, black creatures appear from out of the ground. They're called Wraithlings, and I proceed to doot the Horn again, granting them a command; move towards (and destroy) the Toby Dog! The Wraithlings all move as a massive, uncoordinated mass, screaming and leaping towards the Toby Dog! While they're all easily cut down, the horde appears to be unending! And with every last one killed, the Toby Dog seems to take a bit of damage.
Enter the second thing I pulled out the WayForward Machine. a whole ton of Shadowdancers; nearly three-dozen of them. The Shadowdancers are strange, blue haired feminine humanoids with two strange pink swords. And with each Wraithling death, they gain power; the power to heal, and the power to destroy. They rapidly shoot blasts of death energy towards the Toby Dog, and healing pulses straight towards a massive glass jar.
I keep playing the Horn of the Forsaken to keep the Wraithlings flowing towards the Toby Dog, and once the whole jar is filled with healing energy from the Shadow Dancers, I shove the jar over to a gigantic brewing stand with the help of a dozen random players. I toss in a bunch of Fermented Spider Eyes, and obtain the world's biggest Potion of Harming! I then add a couple of Creepers in, converting it into a splash potion.
I then load the potion up into some random airship, and deliver it to the Toby Dog via airdrop. This promptly detonates the potion, wiping out every single Wraithling within 10 chunks! This causes the Shadowdancers to go into overdrive, practically firing beams of pure death at the Toby Dog! I then gather the remaining healing energies into a bottle to save it for later, obtaining a lvl(?) Massive Jar of Healing. However, the sheer amount of energy channeled through the Shadowdancers causes them to combust, promptly killing them all.
I sweep their remains into a jar, and fling it at the Toby Dog for little to no reason.
In the case that something happens to the WayForward Machine, the Sleuth will simply throw cabbages at Toby Dog, with the "Salt VI" enchantment. /totesnoteditedonafterbattlefury'spost
24,000 damage to the Toby Dog!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
The Hourglass: ================================================== 50/50
The Pact: ================================================== 13/50 (+2 from Tazz)
(+2 from jondanger, +1 from FBSN and TFT in reserve)
I +3 crystalcat.
Ultra Greed buys and uses Bling Cleansing, Asterism uses Black Key and applies its healing effect to Ultra Greed, and the Nuclear Throne uses Nuclear Fission.
The Scribe sees that Earth is destroyed and shrugs. "I don't live there anyway." He then glares at Hyperstorm, finding his next target. The Scribe flashsteps across the field and sails into the air, flying right next to the Hyperstorm. The Scribe reaches into the folds of his jacket, rummaging around for something in particular before gravity starts to take hold... Finding it, the Scribe pulls out his most deadly weapon - the Journal. The Scribe chucks the book at the Hyperstorm. It flies through the air, bouncing off of the Hyperstorm with an audible clink.
Nothing happens for several seconds, but then the Scribe and the Journal both fall to the ground. After the Scribe snaps his fingers, there is a massive shuddering noise as the Hyperstorm falls out of the air and sinks right through the ground. Whatever the Journal just did created a force of gravity so strong that it was powerful enough to override the Hyperstorm's defenses, causing it to fall.While the Hyperstorm was trying to escape, its atoms passed right through the server, making it effectively intangible. As the Hyperstorm lodges itself into the server's underground stone, it suddenly snaps back into reality. Since two things are occupying the same space at once, an absolutely massive explosion occurs as the universe tries to fix the problem by blowing one of those two things up.
the Hyperstorm manges to evade, dodging a total of 25,000 damage! -5% dodge from the Hyperstorm for this turn! You breathe a sigh of relief on review-that would have been paradoxical (spatial paradox, two objects occupying the same space).
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes four times, and he nails four more attacks!
I pump the Hyperstorm full of Anti-Hype. i hear it's effective against anything that is hyper. For you see, it sends the enemy into such a deep depression that all the hype just dies. Then, i toss an exploding wrench into the wayforward machine. This trigger's it, summoning Clara for a few seconds. Enough for them to throw a knife at sans before being caught in the explosion.
He, of course, dodges. But the knife hits his Dispenser's, dealing 999999999999999999 damage. The overkill is so great, all dispensers within 5001 miles are wiped from the timeline.
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
Charges========
4/20
4/30 ( To save, the earth, one charge at a time
14/50 (4+ from userzero)
3+ to engie
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes twice, and he nails two more attacks!
The Hero's Blade: Encased in an aura of heroism, this blade is basically every heroic sword you can care to name shoved into one, and its sword-beaming is unparalleled in scope. The sword itself is reminiscient of a Buster Sword, except much thinner to the point of actually being a useful weapon without any super-strength.
The Hyperstorm dodges a potential 4,000 damage, taking another -1% dodge from Clairvoyance (35,000 damgae evaded overall) As for the Wayforward machine, WOULD have worked, if not for...
(19 / 50) The Pact (Another +2 from Tazz and another +3 from Mythic)
+3 to Insert
=Action=
COUNTER-COUNTER
As Battlefury tries to sabotage the WayForward Machine, he accidentally triggers it, summoning a Spectral Revenant about five meters above him. He's then promptly squashed by it, and soon ripped out of the ground! What happens next is that he's flung super-far away and manages to slams straight into the mountains that were the terrain not-too-long ago.
The newly-summoned Spectral Revenant charges over to the Toby Dog, and begins beating the stuffing out of it. And by stuffing, I mean literal stuffing; he's actually attacking a voodoo doll of the Toby Dog. This causes the Toby Dog to get torn apart horribly! I then steal the voodoo doll, and throw it into a blender. I then turn that blender on using a magical power outlet, then toss the blender and said magical power outlet into a massive grinder. I then push that grinder towards a random crevice, and kick it in.
Everything falls down, and there's a satisfying explosion, totalling the voodoo doll. Somehow, the Toby Dog lives the destruction of the voodoo doll. But with the absence of the voodoo doll, the Spectral Revenant is bored, and decides to go after the actual Toby Dog. He promptly bashes and claws the Toby Dog's face in, then grabs him, and jumps down the same crevice that I kicked the grinder down.
The ultimate body slam happens. Everyone is pleased with this result.
...This! 17,000 damage to the Toby Dog!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes twice, and he nails two more attacks!
Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (5/8)
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = Luminite (3/?) Tazz, this said (1/?) when you copypasted it. Level plox.
Invidia Warded Jar1 && Rune of Envy2 && SCP-1133-53 && 2x Electrum Shears4 = Twin Shears of Leviathan (2/13)
Module Action
-GOT RID OF SPOILER BECAUSE LENGTH-
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (31/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (19/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (13/50) (+3 from Generic, +2 to all from Tazz)
+3 to Twin
Action
I grab the Weaponsmith's Briefcase and pull out a rocket launcher. I then fire it at the Hyperstorm, then switch to Overkill! and fire 20,000 rocket propelled fission grenades at the Hyperstorm.
Entity Action
Yuzita keys in some code.
CodeLaser parenthesisCodeLaser = new CodeLaser('()');
CodeLaserUpgrade amplifier = new AmplifierUpgrade(2147483648L);
CodeLaserUpgrade viralinfection = new CodeVirusUpgrade(ViralStrains.VIRUS_STRAIN_EBOLA_ZAIRE);
A lens appears in mid-air, shaped like an open and close parenthesis pushed against each other, and fires a beam of pure code at the Hyperstorm.
Whoops. Luminite is Level 8.
The Hyperstorm dodges a potentail 8,000 damage, losing 1% dodge this turn (43,000 dmg dodged total)
She'll do as you say.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes thrice, and he nails three more attacks!
I use my Madhouse to charge up to fire 2 Higgs boson orbs at the Lil' Chub while I charge up my BoT, WoT Blaster and Bad Times while I do a thing
> Pricey12345: ATTACK CHOSEN => DOES A THING (Maybe)
I walk while I look my head in the sky then I fell in a portal then I take out my Lugols (Luger and Pistol Hybrid) to shoot the face of Lil' Chub then landed in the opened Door portal then I shoot a laser from my hand at the body of the Lil' Chub and I kick it in space while I grab the behind of Lil' Chub and threw it in Lunabade's Crater that she created after explosion and I bury Lil' Chub with the Scrap Metal from my former companion and dirt to crush Lil' Chub after burying.
Coarsebot? 30/40 +3 from Tazz
Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont started until MeGa joined, Toast currently joined but we are still waiting for)
The Plusinator Crystals 26/50 +3 from Tazz (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 15+ if I made a Level 15 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 15 Alchemy deals 6,000 damage, However the Level 15+ Alchemy deals 6,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 4/11
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 3/16
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Reccomended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that i make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
Lunabade got her head cut off and her body self destructed, See RP for why
The Light Magician casts Light Heal to heal Ultra Greed
+3 MeGa because I need you to finish the charge so we must invite you for a big summon.
Charge Bank: N/A
You do not magically gain a Level 15 Alchemy, though you DO still get the item in question. Just not in Level 15 Alchemy form. Mkay?
23,000 damage to Lil' Chub! The Light Magician will do as you say!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes four times, and he nails four more attacks!
Psst! His armor has Prot X and ThornsX. They (the baby zombies) probably won't last long enough for a full half-heart of damage. Just saying.
30/30 COMPLETE! Deploying shortly...
8/20
+3 Consumerofall, if he's still on team PZ
I give the World's Best Minecraft Player a pair of totally cool, eye-healing, nearby-fog-dispelling glasses, which will help him cure the blind. I also order him to block Sans's arrows using Attack and Defend!
The Baby Zombies overcame some serious odds to give him a heart and a half of damage, then.
The World's Best Minecraft player accepts it, which will decrease the Blind by 1 turn!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes twice, and he nails two more attacks!
Why thank you Richard, I am flattered. But to my dear Uzi, don't you know it is horribly bad form to not respond to a death threat? I'm hurt at your indifference. Heh... I'm sorry, couldn't say that seriously. But I really think that when that charge is finished, you and I shall an enjoyable meeting.
Revan nods at sans. Perhaps this isn't the time to ponder such a question...
He has realized something, everyone on this battlefield is apathetic to him. He shrugs, this deal is getting worse and worse all the time. He needs an ally who he can trust. A show of force is the way to go for allies around here. (Terrible puns should be Revan's attacks, They'd deal more damage.)
Revan hears the Disembodied Heart beating (THUMP, THUMP) and grips it with the Force. He grips remnants of shattered metal and broken weapons as well and flings them into the Heart. At the same time Heart is suddenly slammed into ground making wet thuds as blood to trickles from the Heart's wounds from shrapnel .(THUMP, THUMP) He just keeps on slamming the Heart into the ground, creating a pool of blood which just doesn't seem to end. (THUMP, THUMP... thump.... thump....thump....) Revan wipes the blood of himself.
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 27/50(+2 Tazz for all, +2 Richard)
???: 22/50
The Summoning Key: 22/50
Assists
Pricey, TwinBuilder and Star/FBSN
14,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
Hezetor is filled with joy as he sees that the Throne of the Skies (modular upgrade) is complete, as soon as he sits on it he can feel how much modular that is.
After pressing a sequence of buttons on the right arm of the Throne a compartment is opened, the following modules are installed:
-Module of autoguida avanzato (+10%/20% dodge chance)
-Module of energy shield manipulation (allows the Throne to create an invisible spherical shield around itself [+1 armor])
-Module of plasma manipulation (makes the shield much better [another +1 armor])
The Module of plasma manipulation obviously allows the Throne to use plasma-based attacks.
Then the Module of atomic manipulation is installed on the Modular Armor, this should buff all damage based on the manipulation of atoms, so from now on consider all attack that use atomic manipulation buffed by this module.
As soon Hezetor sees the Nuclear Throne he cannot stop himself from looking at it, he flies to it and slowly examine his peculiar shape, he has never seen a throne like this one, then feels the marvellous atomic power that it contains, he is again filled with joy in seeing another great throne in a place like this.
He then slowly flies to the Scribe and says:
Hezetor: Congratulations Scribe, this is truly an extraordinary throne.
Hezetor activates the Chaos card on the Disembodied Heart and while this aberration disappear under the power of complete annihilation it is possible to take a glimpse of Hezetor smiling for a brief moment.
This is how things should be.
He then will draw another card and, if possible, take one of the presents.
the Glory 50/50 hold 2/3
Spadaccino 43/50 +2 from Tazz
...... 30/50 +2 from Tazz
... 3/50 +2 from Tazz
At the speed of Zeno: this object allows the user to move at paradoxical speed: the user is capable of doing a certain action or a certain sequence of actions in a certain amount of time, the distance of time from an action an the another is halved every time as well as the time for performing the action itself, thus performing a supertask: executing an infinite amount of actions in a finite amount of time.
WARNING: moving at paradoxical speed might create paradoxes, use with caution.
(the paradox will occur if you dare to look at the results of said supertask, example: after an infinite sequence of fists, and after a right fist there is a left fist, which hand hit the enemy last? Both answer are paradoxical hence do not ask the question and avoid contact with the answer)
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) (Level 8: 9/9) Done!
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 2/16)
Module || a book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (level ?: 1/?)
Using ultra-dense extrusion it is possible to create metals so dense that they can successfully protect from non baryonic particles.
In general this technology is also necessary to correctly manipulate said particles safely.
+10% dodge, and +2 Armor!
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 1/11)
You use the Chaos Card on the Disembodied Heart, instantly killing it! You can't draw again after using it, sadly, but DO manage to nab a present...A Level 1 Water Canteen. It's got the number 13 on it, but that's the only distinguishing mark.
Warning on Zeno: As I have to observe the action to record the results, the use of it to go at paradoxical speeds will always cause paradoxes.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes a total of 9 times, and he attacks nine more times in response!
Golem: I see you over there, pretending you're great.
Golem: Bet you can't even handle modded servers.
I pull out a Warpwood/Shadowmetal staff with a Shock focus enchanted with Potency V on it, then casually fling lightning in the "World's Best Minecraft Player"'s direction.
he counters your staff with one of his own and makes the lightning bolts collide and neutralize!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
6/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time (Helped by Speedon and XSlayer300)
People who have promised to help Save the Earth: Battlefury, Speedon, ConsumerofAll, nulitor, Pit, OldSithRevan, XSlayer300. Man, 3 PZs, 1 Neutral, 3 AZs, and 1 GS. Nice unintentional proportions.
+1 Bomber, IGU, Mythic
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 3/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's reinforced Phone II Nintendium: Star's Armored Phone 3/6
Prevents more than 2 damage to be done to Star's phone per turn. Vital for intelligence gathering.
Defibrillator && Magic Thorn: Pain Link 5/7
"I...don't know where to go from here. Well, actually I do, but I can't go there yet. You...you think this is a game? It is, but not yours. I...I may not be able to kill you, but I will make you feel indescribable pain.
Uzi. You think you were going to discourage us through your actions?
We don't give up that easily, or else we'd have left long ago."
Star takes a piece of paper off the ground. He begins to write in it.
To whom it may concern...
Also known as everyone here...
In the next couple of turns...I'm going to be gone for a short time...There's something I need to do...Involving the idiotic being that decided taking my body would be a good idea...and the other idiotic being that thought blowing up the planet would somehow make us want to give up.
SCP-882 suddenly experiences a sudden loss of body, as a gigantic piono falls out of the sky onto it.
Wait, I misspelled that. Oh well. A gigantic effigy of Pionoplayer falls onto SCP-882, destroying it utterly.
20,000 damage to SCP-882! I will assume it is made of stone so it doesn't get absorbed.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes 4 times, and he attacks four extra times!
I use the to the fabricate spell to turn a part of the infinity of perfection in a perfection cape and I turn a part of the infinity of love in a love cloak
Alchemies
The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone gives Zone of Control 5/11
School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood gives WISE FROM YO GWAVES 5/11
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Infinity of perfection level 0
Infinity of love level 0
Perfection cape level 0
Love cloak level 0
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
After that I cast 3.0 haste on proof of concept giving him one extra partial action(this is represented under the form of a minicrit)
Proof is now guarenteed a minicrit on his next action!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes, and he performs an extra attack!
The arrival of Komato Assassin Asha (AKA The guy who puts the "Ass" in "Assassin". TWICE): 4/50
Coolest Plane Ever: 21/50
I proceed to ask people to tell me what did I ****ing miss.
After figuring out things such as that UserZero blew up Earth without much of a good reason, I proceed to lay verbal siege on her by calling her out on the massive waste of resources, and how she lost a LOT of potential allies.
Then, I proceed to send in a HUGE wave of killer streamers and a lot of magical golems made out of tar (Which, due to their size, means that putting them together makes them look like a tar pit, which, considering that they are supposed to be used to clog targets so they can't attack anything else, gives a new meaning to the term "Tarpit").
After that, I take a chainwhip (Don't ask how it works. It just does) and strike the Best Minecraft Player with it in order to paralyze him. Then, I cause him a possible naming crisis by pointing out that he ISN'T the best Minecraft player. (The real one is also the Best Gamer Ever. Really, there was an indie game with a really difficult difficulty mode, and he beat it so hard that it is now merely an easter egg).
Then, when he aske me which game is it, I tell him that it is where the Eilodon mech suit (AKA General Tor's Mechsuit) came from because I won't give him a straight answer in case I can use his possible ignorance against him...Talking about which, I shoot at the mech suit with a Massacre (A weapon from the same game that is normally only obtainable right before the final boss if you did a perfect Pacifist Run, which I did), which I got as a gift for managing to find a sport they liked that didn't have a high risk of death and didn't involve explosions...OK, it's stolen. You caught me at that.
I then proceed to take advantage of how the Conservation Of Ninjutsu works (It is currently empowering General Tor's Mechsuit instead of it's intended supportee) to call down a missile strike, an artillery strike AND an airstrike on the Roughly Twenty Nineteen Ninjas. I then proceed to use an area enchantment I just made to make it so gold and bling can empower entities, which, considering that I made it so the AZ side looks like it's made out of pimps, is quite useful.
UserZero brainwashes the Tar Golems and Deadly Streamers to her side! The World's Best Minecraft Player isn't the full title-it's The World's Best Non-Godmodding Minecraft Player. Godmodders are naturally leagues above his skill. He knows of reallyjoel's Dad, who IS an Omega Godmodder. Theoretically, it would actually be UserZero who's the best, as she's higher rank. In any case, he dodges the Chainwhip! The Mechsuit is gone! The Roughly 19 ninja's manage to dodge it because that isn't REAL splash (splash implies the one attack could hit multiple targets)! Finally, after all of that, you're just too darn exhausted to use the Area Enchantment in any manner good enough to mean anything!
...Someone gives you a Bomb out of pity.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes, and he performs an extra attack!
Hmm... I do another thing against the guy that I hate the most Also Large Post incoming!
> Pricey12345: ATTACK CHOSEN => PR0 PLAYERZ
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Coarsebot? 31/40
Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont started until MeGa joined, Toast currently joined but we are still waiting for)
The Plusinator Crystals 27/50 (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 15+ if I made a Level 15 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 15 Alchemy deals 6,000 damage, However the Level 15+ Alchemy deals 6,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 5/11
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 4/16
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Reccomended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that i make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
The Light Magician casts Light Heal to heal Ultra Greed
+3 MeGa because I need you to finish the charge so we must invite you for a big summon.
Charge Bank: N/A
The World's Best Minecraft Player manages to get back up after all of THAT, but he isn't in good shape as he's taken another 3 damage!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes nine times (the cap), and he performs nine extra attacks!
Extra abilities: Gains +1000 (Max and current) HP and +100 Attack every turn it survives. Can accept assistance with charges or other things from PZs to make itself more powerful.
(If this is too much for a 30 post charge, you can nerf it.)
I order The Snowball to block the arrows that Sans is firing, and ALSO order The World's Best Minecraft Player to protect The Snowball in any way he can.
Uh... I give the World's Best Minecrafter a healing potion too!
The Snowball is summoned, but tactically hangs WELL away from the chaos!
The World's Best Minecraft Player can't accept it! His inventory is already too full of everything else he needs!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes twice, and he performs two extra attacks!
+1 Nulitor, Proof, NinjaV (hector isnt here anymore).
Hey UserZero! I hid 5 ambushes in this post! Try and find them all!
Ambush! Okay, this one was badly placed
Also, ambush against UserZero.
Memetic Ambush! If you know about it and happen to be a godmodder, you take damage!
Here's another ambush, this one with a giant rock falling out of the sky!
A wild Plot Hole appears on the server, summoned after Tazz said paradoxes are impossible to control despite the fact that an earlier summon (the Obsidian Stronghold) had the capability to nullify paradoxes (it may not have actually done anything, but still) and was still allowed. The Plot Hole then attempts to sneak in more inconsistencies (by sneaking on extra damage when no one notices), which thankfully are reverted if pointed out. However, the plot hole itself cannot be defeated until someone finds an explanation for why paradox denial suddenly breaks the OP scale now despite not doing so earlier.
Entity Actions: The hyperstorm attempts to dodge all incoming attacks using fancy maneuvers (note that it can dodge player attacks too), then fires on the Titan with an EMP Cannon shot to weaken its shields, hopefully allowing a Fusion Lance to blast through them and hit the craft itself. Dreamy Bowser waits and counterattacks the first entity that attacks the GS side. PS: The Weath Ray needs a 3 turn charge listing as well (at the end of this EOTB it will be at 2/3 charge), and that may influence the balancing of it (you might have thought it was fire every turn or something).
I'll just answer this quickly: The paradoxes DID begin to cause a massive leak, right? That's what would happen, realistically. There's no permanent solution-and what you had in the Obsidian stronghold was pretty much as close as you'll get to a proper containment. There are ways to make it BETTER, mind; Paradox Magics, though stupidly rare, could LIMIT the outcomes, though this doesn't eliminate every possibility ever (and that's still stretching it as it can still horiffically backfire). To COMPLETELY nullify a paradox is impossible-and finding something that'll permanently direct it is basically nullifying it, barring having severe (SEVERE) weaknesses for it. I mean 'it actually is impractical to field this even though its basically omnipotent' severe here, too.
The Plot Hole, naturally, is immediately recognized and expunged because I have to acknowledge it to add it, henceforth kind of being self-defeating. Le sad.
Ah, I did NOT see that. I'm still nerfing the chance to 20% and 40% respectively, though.
UserZero takes 1 damage from the memetic ambush, but then proceeds to sue the creator of these ambushes because there are only four ambushes despite the promise of there being five! He's found guilty of false advertising, and as punishment, the GS faction as a whole CANNOT attack any PZ entities next round. Well, you got somewhere.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes 9 times! It can't flash anymore (I KNOW there were a LOT of Xs in that post), however, because even sans can't be that fast! However, that means he gets to deal 10,000 damage total (over 10 attacks).
I give The World's Best Minecraft Player my Coin Launcher and tell him to give it back if he dies or ragequits. I then create a stone wall around the PZs that can randomly block attacks directed at them, including Sans' dispensers.
[HOMURA ACTION]
-SNIP SNIP-
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Readymade Luv 13/50 (+2 from Tazz, +4 from Best Godmodder) ================================================== The 0riginal Megalovania 40/50 (+2 from Tazz, +4 from Best Godmodder, +3 from TT2000) ================================================== Number 15 40/40 COMPLETE! (+2 from Tazz, +4 from Best Godmodder) ======================================== ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (5/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (1/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (1/??) ================
+1 to TT2000, +1 to the Snowball, +1 to FBSN (as long as the assists go towards Rebuilding Earth)
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
[PZ] Love: 40/40 HP, Has 1 Armor. Mass Heal: III. Arrow Rain: III. Rebirth: IIIII.
Playerlike: Takes damage like a Player.
Mass Heal: Heals every PZ for a light amount of health.
Arrow Rain: An attack ignores evasiveness on non godmodders, deals a moderate amount of damage.
Rebirth: Summons a Meguca and Witch. They are linked in pairs, so killing one will kill the other.
[PZ] Meguca: 12/12 HP
[PZ] Witch: 50,000/50,000 HP
Nerf or buff per usual, but please don't remove the armour. It's kind of cheap, but it's the best tactic I have when Sans comes around and deals 1,000 damage to all PZs after this round.
(@TT2000: Why would I possibly betray UserZero? Also, the AZs have nearly double the amount of entities as the PZs (22 vs. 12) and we just lost a massive amount of ground and Uzi hitpoints in one turn, and it seems like the same thing happened after the first Gatekeeper. This is going to be absolutely ridiculous, but we have assistence from the Omega Plus. Let's regain our ground.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun
Love summoned! It will hang back until AFTER the round is over so sans doesn't instantly destroy it.
UserZero hands you a note about how she couldn't find them, as if she did, she'd have found the Descendants directly-they were cloaked in the same way the Descendants themselves were, shielded from her sight by the Narrative and/or Conflict (hard to tell sometimes). After registering this, it incinerates into odd blue flames.
For the same reasons he couldn't take the Health Potion, the World's Best MC player can't take the Coingun! You then build the walls, which will deflect a single attack against the next PZ to be targeted...By anyone other than sans, who's attacks are coming at an arc!
sans: ...ah. forgot about that.
sans: in any case, congrats, you got my weakness.
sans: i can only do one point of damage on my own.
sans: no more...
sans: and unfortunately for you, no less.
sans: though the narrative is helping a lot, apparently?
sans: also, really dont know too much of what you're talking about honestly.
sans: whos this 'madoka' again?
sans: either way, i doubt that its in her to support the person that blows up worlds.
sans: but it appears that i'm not reaching you...
sans: as for you, consumer...eh, some guy decided to try to kill me out of the blue not long after arriving on these worlds.
sans: he bit the dust.
sans: thats basically it.
sans proceeds to resume focus on his attacking! deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes, and he performs an extra attacks! In addition, all survivors of this (if any even exist) are now going to be inflicted with Karmic Retribution (for real)!
"oh. the mrc got destroyed." "that's gonna be a problem."
I get a thousand taunt-kill spamming Huntsman snipers to spam their taunt-kill on Li'l Chub.
Marvel of Machinery: 20/50
some loser: 13/25
Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = Suntitan Panelaxe (7/11)
Lil' Chub somehow only takes damage instead of instant-death, but still takes quite a bit-9,000 to be precise!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes twice, and he performs two extra attacks!
Blaster of Bitterness and Salitness: Gee, I can't BEGIN to wonder what this generic-looking blatser type weapon could possibly use as ammunition!
The chat client crashes as you type up the word "Hera." It appears UserZero is very subtly pushed by that particular name. Naturally, there's not much to post.
The World's Best Minecraft player is NOT yelling, and in fact manages to evade your shots entirely!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
Rejuvenation Drink: Gives a stacking buff on entity that heals 5k equally over 5 turns
Pump them Up!: Gives Stong Drink to entity increasing strength by 100% for next attack, however pills take time to make and are expensive to only one pill can be used regardless of number of Juice boys, i say 2 turns to recharge dem stong Drinks
4/100 Prototype (Redacted!)
2/25 Sleeper Agent
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
I activate the Gate 1 to summon
2x Shroomb Bruisers:
HP: 20,000
Special:Deal damage equal to the attack power of the entity that attacks it.
They are ordered to guard the other Shroombs and the Gates
Shroomb Bruisers and Medics summoned! They'll do as you say.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes four times, and he performs four extra attacks!
The Sword 7/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 7/50 (Assisted by: Tazz +2)
A Flower 1/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 1/50
Assisting in: "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging: The Sword 7/50
I now started charging The Flower.
Charging Minigun.
\==STORY/RP==/
The glowing stones became brighter.
XSlayer300 thinks of the world.
...Why, why would a crazed player do this. But, this will be my form from now on.
I don't like this any longer. I have to fight back.
XSlayer300 is now turning dark blue.
*flashback*
"As for me. The power that I have, is..."
Then, a young girl, showed up.
"...?"
"Yes, The power... With this power. Our powers will combine as one."
\==ETC==/
\==INVENTORY==/
Offensive:
Rainbow Minigun [iiiii] 2/5
Summoners:
Radio
Rainbow Chest
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes thrice, and he performs three extra attacks!
Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (6/8)
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = Luminite (4/?)
Invidia Warded Jar1 && Rune of Envy2 && SCP-1133-53 && 2x Electrum Shears4 = Twin Shears of Leviathan (3/13)
Module Action
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Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (32/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (20/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (17/50) (+3 from Generic)
+3 to Twin
Action
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I'd say that's about 6,000 damage to all four of them (Woody, Blocky, Golf Ball and Pin)!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes seven times, and he performs seven extra attacks!
+1 Nulitor, Proof, NinjaV (hector isnt here anymore).
Hey UserZero, you know those ambushes I did last turn? You know how you only found four of the five ambushes? Well, while you were looking for the fifth one (which didn't actually exist), I sent a bunch of nanobots into your body to infect you with dozens of viruses, infectious diseases, and a bunch of other nasties. The payloads deployed include Ebola, SCP-008, SCP-217, your mom, AIDS, SCP-651, {REDACTED}, 14 forms of cancer, and another memetic hazard because why not. Have a nice death.
DTG Simulator: A unique system that simulates a DTG game from start to finish. This allows it to predict future events with varying certainty (75% for events 1 round in the future, reduced by 25% for each additional round later).
Block Redirector: A fancy term for a device that grabs random blocks of terrain, teleports it into the barrel, then launches it at the target at high velocity with a decent rate of fire.
Stasis: A psi-power that creates a stasis effect around a target, which makes the target unable to do or inflict damage for one round. Can be broken by excessive firepower.
Because she knew due to the lawsuit that there were definitely not 5 ambushes in that post, she didn't look for it any further, allowing her to block this attack!...By doing nothing. The nanobots explode the instant they touch her due to Thorns -1 kicking in.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes nine times, and he performs nine extra attacks!
The Hourglass: ================================================== 50/50 SUMMONING...
The Pact: ================================================== 20/50 (+6 from Cobalt)
(+2 from jondanger, +1 from FBSN, Revan, and TFT in reserve)
I +3 crystalcat.
The summontext for The Hourglass will go here, but I don't feel like doing that right now.
Welp.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes, and he performs an extra attack!
Government 17/50 +2 from Tazz +2 nulitor +2 crusher
IT'S TIME TO LEVEL UP! 3/10 +2 from Tazz
+1 nulitor crusher and ninjav
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
"Ok Zero, not cool... Not cool at all."
"Sans... I agree with your dispenser targeting, we need to attack Uzi... Nobody one-shots me. You know, and destroys an entire world... Either way, I seriously have a bone to pick with her"
John takes peacetime grabs a piece of thyme and mixes it together in a bowl. He then adds some chunky salsa, roasted beef, and mashed potatoes and launches it at mega fatty. He simply eats it, but unfortunately for him, there was an extremely spicy sauce that was added secretly. So spicy mega fatty just explodes on the spot.
"These puns... why am I making such horrible puns..."
Alchemies
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Mega Fatty takes a Minicritted 22,500 damage, setting off the Minicrit chain effect!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes four times, and he performs four extra attacks!
Ante Up!: 21/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
Scourge of the Beast: 41/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
The Pact: 13/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber respawns. "Ugh, that wasn't my best move." He stretched his arms above him, as if waking from a long sleep. In the middle of this motion, he recoiled a little. "Oh that actually hurts." Not surprising, considering he was just slammed by an object of immeasurable size from behind that seems to have disappeared as quickly as it appeared. A nice break to recover was in order.
Zarod will use Grasping Dead on General Tor's Mechsuit! The grass beneath the mechsuit begins to turn brown, withering away into dust. The very soil was desecrated. Suddenly, a massive skeletal hand burst forth from the earth, covered in dirt. It clutched General Tor's Mechsuit in a tight grip, holding it in place! The mechsuit will be much more susceptible to minicrits!
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 11/11)
Alchemy Complete!
As stated before, it is another improvement upon the original Rocket Hammer design. Unlike the previous iteration, the Warmaster Rocket Hammer, this one was never built. Well, not until now. The already ridiculous engine coming out of the rear of the hammer's head is even more powerful, and hooked up to a larger fuel tank at the end of the handle filled with volatile Pyrothelene. The hammer head is also made of a much stronger material; the renowned adamantium rather than tempered steel. Lastly, the face of the hammer has been coated in gel from Oilers, a species of slime made of, well, oil. This allows the spikes on the face of the hammer to be even hotter than before.
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 6/10)
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 1/15)
Hey, remember these? By combining a pair of spiked bindings and a devilish effigy that uses the blood of two individuals to bind their very life forces together, a deadly tool is created that chain two entities together and cause them to share a portion of the damage they take on top of the damage they receive anyway!
You respawn! You realize that the object in question DID NOT magically vanish, and in fact is still face-down from where it impacted earlier. You recognize it as a Bloodthirster...One-armed, yes, but very much alive. Well, 'very much' is an exaggeration as it's missing an arm.
==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 25/30 (+2 from Tazz.)
Charge #4: 20/40 (+2 from Tazz.)
The Pact 19/50 (+2 from Tazz.) (+9 from TwinBuilder)
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 5/16
Greater Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 3/11
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 4/11
==Action==
-SUMMARIZED, INVERSION ATTEMPT: SUCCESS-
==Entities==
The Wizened Hag tosses Mega Fatty Into the Pot!
The Imperator attacks the 2nd Gateway to lower the Energy Shield, dropping it to 1 HP, and then Ramsay swoops in with a burst of damage for the kill. Buffs ahoy.
==Responses/RP==
Crystal looks over at sans. “Good point on the sudden change to melancholia, though this response may be a little late. I’ve definitely not had this side of me show before. One point, though: my writer’s had this part of my character planned for a good long while, and this was the first good RP opportunity to reveal it. Don’t see how deep depression over reality itself being a game for the amusement of a bunch of young Nonfiction-dwellers can really come up in conversation or normal gameplay otherwise without the character in question looking all angsty-for-angst’s-sake. And that’s a classic bad-writing blunder. Also, the writers have to get the darker bits of their characters foreshadowed in case… Well, let’s just say Lost Souls and keep it at that."
The Pendant of the Archmage is Level 20, Crystal! I thought I already said that? In any case, you manage to Inverse the Imperator...For only ONE turn, AND you do not invert the Regeneration into Poison in the process! Inversion is a poewrful effect.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes times, and he performs an extra attack!
He then once again appears in front of sans, his hand encased in dancing purple flames.
Y: Ok, Sans
Y: I'm ready to make a deal
Miner's Choice apppears into Y's free hand, Y using it to break some Tombstones.
Y: Also, don't worry
Y: The fire is just an illusion
Y: I'm not an actual demon or anything
Y puts away Miner's Choice.
Y: It will be a honor to see you on the Godmodder Slayers
Deadly Bloom 7/9
Deadraw 2/8
Saurite 2/11
Stardust Monolith 9/15
The Broken Church 19/20!
Broken Charity 4/5!
00C: The update is finally done! That took... quite a while.
Also, the Gravity Falls finale was awesome. I wonder if i should watch Steven Universe next? I've heard (read: Spoiled my sad [G0RILLA] off) that it is really good.
5,000 HP to SCP-882 (if its alive anyways)!
The tombstones aren't acutally made of stone, but are rather really big zombies! Nevertheless, you deal 10,000 damage to the weakest PZ Tombstone!
sans shakes your hand, technically already aboard but nevertheless pleased to fight alongside you! He then deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes, and he performs an extra attack!
Muffled digging noises could be heard. Then, shoveling sounds. They grew louder, until a piece of grass popped off. I peaked out of that hole. I decide to quietly climb out and run into a forest, joining neither side.
2/? Cozy Cabin in some woods, near the countryside
HP: Little
Attack: N/A
Special: Can be put up for rent to generate some money
hello, Ampulugator! Welcome! Uh, you can't really raise charges by 2 per turn like that.
Taking advantage of noble casters using crystalline coins made from magical energy, I convert a few back into their wispy energy state and use them to buff the next attack on Hyperstorm.
Entity orders:
The Wraith is scanning Hyperstorm.
Fenris is blocking. (Crimson Heartbeat would normally activate this turn, but there's no healing to do.)
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"Might as well check on the others I signed on with."
"How are the preparations for our Pact coming along?"
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (9/10)
Charges:
The Pact ========== 17/50 (+3 from Bomber)
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 25/50: I guess the next me will have to do it, if they're inclined .
Siren Song ===== 4/20 (+1 from FBSN): I try calling some sirens over here, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals, and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
Boosts:
+3 to Irecreeper
You boost the next attack against the Hyperstorm!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes nine times, and he performs nine extra attacks!
', monospace]Post II-I REGRETFULLY INFORM YOU OF THE OBLITERATION OF THIS LOVELY NARRATION-
MEKHANIKS:
The Church of the Broken God consists of 3 separate groups, each with their own special abilities:
The Neo-Mekhanites, members of the mainstream Broken Church will seek to heal SCP-882, raising it's max health it when it's at full health.
The Cogwork Legates, members of the Cogwork Orthodoxy heal each other, and are also capable of raising each other's max health.
The Maxwellists deal more damage the more of them are present on the Battlefield.
These entities are from now on summoned by SCP-882 each turn.
SCP-882 itself inflicts all 3 Calls of MEKHANE upon the Disembodied Heart.
Deadly Bloom 8/9
Deadraw 3/8
Saurite 3/11
Stardust Monolith 10/15
Hammer 1/5
Anvil 1/5
00C: Making up demonyms is fun!
Also, the Church of the Broken God (Especially the Maxwellists, I love the concept of a church that worships the Internet) is my favorite GoI, followed closely by their arch-enemies, the Sarkicites.
If SCP-882 is alive at this point, it'll be restored for 20,000 HP! Broken Church summoned!
6,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart! SCP-882 and the Broken Church will do as you say!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes seven times, and he performs seven extra attacks!
==Turn 2==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 26/30
Charge #4: 21/40
The Pact 20/50
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 6/16
Greater Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 4/11?
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 5/11
==Action==
Pressed for time, Crystal Guards to reduce damage this turn!
==Entities==
Last post
==Responses/RP==
You Guard, gaining +2 Armor this turn only!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
Ante Up!: 21/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 41/50 ==================================================
The Pact: 20/50 ================================================== (+6 from Crystal)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber marks Mega Fatty for death with his Soul Repository!
Bomber examines the newly finished Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer. It was considerably heavier and larger than the previous iteration, but still could be wielded reasonably with one hand. The hammer's head was now tinted a dark green; a result of using adamantine for the material. "A shame those scheming creatures left the plans for this thing to rot. It certainly was hard to get from the labyrinthine hell that is their Grand Arsenal, but was it worth it. I'll have to see what else they have buried there." Hefting the large hammer over his shoulder, he flicked a switch above the fuel tank that caused the engine on the back of the hammer's head to hum to life. The deadly propulsion device spewed fire and smoke, primed to crack some skulls.
Charging at Mega Fatty (alternatively The Hulk if something were to happen), he readied himself to strike with the weapon. The first strike was a wide swing at his leg. Propelled by the engine, the leg was bashed violently. Using the momentum to his advantage, Bomber allowed the boost from the engine to continue. The large stream of fire made Bomber a flaming whirlwind that tore into Mega Fatty violently while leaving a blazing trail in a circle around him. When he finally stopped spinning, he readied the engine for a final, deadly burst. The spiked tips on the hammer began to glow with heat, becoming red hot. The Oiler Gel on the front of the hammer began to burn violently, engulfing the entire head in a violent flame. Holding the hammer high over his head, Bomber tensed himself, ready for the powerful blow he was about to unleash. Sending the hammer down, he struck the ground beneath Mega Fatty. The earth split, and the impact caused a volatile reaction. A blazing yellow explosion engulfed the obese creature, sending chunks of it flying in all directions. Bomber was knocked back from the force of the explosion, sprawling on the ground a few feet away with the hammer still in his hands.
Dusting himself off, Bomber spoke with a hint of glee in his voice. "I can't believe that they really never built this thing."
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 7/10)
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 2/15)
18,000 damage to Mega Fatty!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes twice times, and he performs two extra attacks!
-UPDATE IN PROGRESS-
#heisunworthy
OK, this update's EoTB will definitely be split and DEFINITELY come tomorrow. +1 to all charges for all the waiting around.
This is why you don't forget to null your posts! This is number one...
...And that's 2.
COULD YOU NOT?
Real talk here, so I'm dropping the gray text. I wasn't in one of my better moods at the time, due to discovering the screwing around with my things that you and someone else were doing behind my back without consulting me first - it's a wonder I didn't unleash a swear torrent. It was far too serious a moment for me to even bother ruining the gravity of either of my posts with a /null at the end of them. I SO do not want to be given additional frustrations due to something as petty as this. You're not the only one with problems, as much as it may probably feel like that's the case over on your end.
/Null because I honestly don't want to keep having to deal with this merde
Real talk here, so I'm dropping the gray text. I wasn't in one of my better moods at the time, due to discovering the screwing around with my things that you and someone else were doing behind my back without consulting me first - it's a wonder I didn't unleash a swear torrent. It was far too serious a moment for me to even bother ruining the gravity of either of my posts with a /null at the end of them. I SO do not want to be given additional frustrations due to something as petty as this. You're not the only one with problems, as much as it may probably feel like that's the case over on your end.
1: It is fairly certain the godmodders are infiltrating the update terminal to mess with people.
2: You forgot to null that one too. Enjoy having no posts next round as well!
/null because I actually remember to do it
\==STATUS==/
XSlayer300 ????/????
The Sword 7/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 7/50 (Assisted by: Tazz +2)
A Flower 1/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 1/50
Assisting in: "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging: The Sword 7/50
I now started charging The Flower.
Charging Minigun.
\==STORY/RP==/
The glowing stones became brighter.
XSlayer300 thinks of the world.
...Why, why would a crazed player do this. But, this will be my form from now on.
I don't like this any longer. I have to fight back.
XSlayer300 is now turning dark blue.
*flashback*
"As for me. The power that I have, is..."
Then, a young girl, showed up.
"...?"
"Yes, The power... With this power. Our powers will combine as one."
\==ETC==/
\==INVENTORY==/
Offensive:
Rainbow Minigun [iiiii] 2/5
Summoners:
Radio
Rainbow Chest
I am still here, as always.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
Alchemies
Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (6/8)
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = Luminite (4/?)
Invidia Warded Jar1 && Rune of Envy2 && SCP-1133-53 && 2x Electrum Shears4 = Twin Shears of Leviathan (3/13)
Module Action
- - : Generating light level 40.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 41,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing nothing. 29,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 653,004/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (32/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (20/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (17/50) (+3 from Generic)
+3 to Twin
Action
I use a spell from the Codex U8 and create a tracking semantic disassociation field on the Entire Cast of Battle for Dream Island. Pin, Golf Ball, Blocky and Woody, specifically. They lose their identities as anthropomorphic creatures, causing everyone to refer to them as null, null, null, and null.
I then cast a semantic random association field replacing the semantic disassociation field.
null, formerly Pin, is now mentally classified by all as a giant lava fountain.
null, formerly Golf Ball, is now mentally classified by all as a diamond block tower.
null, formerly Blocky, is now mentally classified by all as a 4045 21-stage counter integrated circuit recreated with Minecraft blocks, mainly made of wool and redstone.
null, formerly Woody, is now mentally classified by all as a beautifully constructed house made of nothing but vanilla Minecraft blocks, mostly flammable.
The giant lava fountain is then harvested by a random griefing team from the AT88 Kingdom, land of EAS Tones, on Earth 7.75. Frustrated that they're not picking up lava despite the fact that they're looking at a lava fountain in the shape of an anthropomorphic pin, they blow up the lava fountain with TNT.
Next, they burn down the redstone circuit in the shape of a single red block of wood and the house in the shape of a poorly cut piece of wood, burning both down faster than they expected.
Finally, they smash down the diamond tower in the shape of a 336-dimple golf ball with Efficiency XCIX pickaxes, which does nothing except fracture it into a million pieces.
I then cast a semantic reassociation field on the remnants of the four Minecraft structures.
Pin is now blown to smithereens, Golf Ball is basically a pile of fine dust, Blocky and Woody are a pile of ashes and the griefers are nowhere to be seen.
50/50 XCOM Base (+2 nulitor, +1 proof, +2 tazzwarp, +1 EXOS)
12/50 Nexar Spawner
2/50 Avatar Project
+1 Nulitor, Proof, NinjaV (hector isnt here anymore).
Hey UserZero, you know those ambushes I did last turn? You know how you only found four of the five ambushes? Well, while you were looking for the fifth one (which didn't actually exist), I sent a bunch of nanobots into your body to infect you with dozens of viruses, infectious diseases, and a bunch of other nasties. The payloads deployed include Ebola, SCP-008, SCP-217, your mom, AIDS, SCP-651, {REDACTED}, 14 forms of cancer, and another memetic hazard because why not. Have a nice death.
Okay, who are you, and why are you hijacking my update?
This {EXPLETIVE REDACTED} blew up the {EXPLETIVE REDACTED} Earth! She has to die!
Yes, yes, I get that. But WHO are you?
Dr. Philip "Phalanx" Summers. I was called in to investigate SCP-DTG (this thing) because of the fact that my favorite game is Minecraft, so naturally when the earth exploded the "avatar effect" apparently brought me here instead of wherever the rest of the foundation ended up.
Well, I guess you can help out. I have a small team here to kill UserZero and that other guy (Richard) over there, but since you probably lack direct combat ability I am going to have you work together with my AI teammate, EXOS.
Alright, but what should I do to help?
Try to work with EXOS to develop a simulation system. This war has too many things that can go wrong for us to go in blind, we need more information.
Alright, I think I can figure out how to make this work:
Quantum Computing Cube || GameFAQs guide to DTG == DTG Simulator (1/??)
DTG Simulator: A unique system that simulates a DTG game from start to finish. This allows it to predict future events with varying certainty (75% for events 1 round in the future, reduced by 25% for each additional round later).
Other stuff:
Ender Hook || Gravity Gun == Block Redirector (1/??)
Block Redirector: A fancy term for a device that grabs random blocks of terrain, teleports it into the barrel, then launches it at the target at high velocity with a decent rate of fire.
Psi-Amp: SCP-155 chip || Shield Generator == Stasis (1/??)
Stasis: A psi-power that creates a stasis effect around a target, which makes the target unable to do or inflict damage for one round. Can be broken by excessive firepower.
OK, life sucks, and I have a test. No chance for update today.
As a note: I'll probably give out +1s for all charges less in the future if me missing updates continues to happen. Real life sucks.
I will send your finest soldiers to make you remember who you were...
"Can't hear you, I'm dead!"
(I respawn in beast form again)
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The Hourglass: ================================================== 50/50
The Pact: ================================================== 20/50 (+6 from Cobalt)
(+2 from jondanger, +1 from FBSN, Revan, and TFT in reserve)
I +3 crystalcat.
I do nothing. I'm holding this for next turn.
The
Hidden RogueHunter 38/50 +2 from TazzGovernment 17/50 +2 from Tazz +2 nulitor +2 crusher
IT'S TIME TO LEVEL UP! 3/10 +2 from Tazz
+1 nulitor crusher and ninjav
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
"Ok Zero, not cool... Not cool at all."
"Sans... I agree with your dispenser targeting, we need to attack Uzi... Nobody one-shots me. You know, and destroys an entire world... Either way, I seriously have a bone to pick with her"
John takes peacetime grabs a piece of thyme and mixes it together in a bowl. He then adds some chunky salsa, roasted beef, and mashed potatoes and launches it at mega fatty. He simply eats it, but unfortunately for him, there was an extremely spicy sauce that was added secretly. So spicy mega fatty just explodes on the spot.
"These puns... why am I making such horrible puns..."
Alchemies
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1
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Ante Up!: 21/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
Scourge of the Beast: 41/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
The Pact: 13/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber respawns. "Ugh, that wasn't my best move." He stretched his arms above him, as if waking from a long sleep. In the middle of this motion, he recoiled a little. "Oh that actually hurts." Not surprising, considering he was just slammed by an object of immeasurable size from behind that seems to have disappeared as quickly as it appeared. A nice break to recover was in order.
Zarod will use Grasping Dead on General Tor's Mechsuit! The grass beneath the mechsuit begins to turn brown, withering away into dust. The very soil was desecrated. Suddenly, a massive skeletal hand burst forth from the earth, covered in dirt. It clutched General Tor's Mechsuit in a tight grip, holding it in place! The mechsuit will be much more susceptible to minicrits!
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 11/11)
Alchemy Complete!
As stated before, it is another improvement upon the original Rocket Hammer design. Unlike the previous iteration, the Warmaster Rocket Hammer, this one was never built. Well, not until now. The already ridiculous engine coming out of the rear of the hammer's head is even more powerful, and hooked up to a larger fuel tank at the end of the handle filled with volatile Pyrothelene. The hammer head is also made of a much stronger material; the renowned adamantium rather than tempered steel. Lastly, the face of the hammer has been coated in gel from Oilers, a species of slime made of, well, oil. This allows the spikes on the face of the hammer to be even hotter than before.
Paerotheum Dust && Cretrytheum Dust = Elementium Dust (Level 8: 4/9)
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 6/10)
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 1/15)
Hey, remember these? By combining a pair of spiked bindings and a devilish effigy that uses the blood of two individuals to bind their very life forces together, a deadly tool is created that chain two entities together and cause them to share a portion of the damage they take on top of the damage they receive anyway!
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 25/30 (+2 from Tazz.)
Charge #4: 20/40 (+2 from Tazz.)
The Pact 19/50 (+2 from Tazz.) (+9 from TwinBuilder)
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 5/16
Greater Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 3/11
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 4/11
==Action==
Crystal, sensing an impending attack on the AZs from sans., decides to attempt an Inversion on the Imperator! He takes a massive mirror and sets it up to reflect the Imperator. The mirror abruptly turns black as night, the Imperator reflected in negative colors within. The image begins to deepen and become real, as Crystal begins to speak.
“Once, there was a thoughtful maiden...”
The mirror blackens further, the image dancing through warped reflections of the Imperator.
“...who broke her mirror, and dropped the pieces to the ground.”
The mirror shatters, and an inversed image of the Imperator stands before the true Imperator. Obsidian shards fall like rain.
“She thought to repair it, but was arrested by the sight of the scattered shards, which showed so many visions of her face.”
The shards all rise up and begin to orbit the twin Imperators, each reflecting a different angle of the scene.
“She put the pieces together at all the wrong angles, and was delighted at the image of herself.”
The shards snap back together into the empty frame of the mirror, forming a loose recreation of the original mirror entirely crafted from shards. Each shard still reflects a different facet of the standoff between the reflection and the original.
“The maiden wanted to show everyone how wonderful she looked, but it seemed as though none could see it.”
The reflection begins to step closer and closer to the Imperator.
“So she painted a self-portrait, and portrait after portrait after that, until she made everyone look at her."
The reflection snaps into the true Imperator.
"And they all believed her."
The Imperator flickers with unearthly light, the power of reflection dancing around it. It is now Inversed, any damage to it being healing instead and any healing to it being damage instead. As an extra boon, the Regen from Crystal’s previous action has been converted to Poison of the same magnitude, the effect being inverted along with its host. This should be around 2 turns of Inversion before the boost from Contract from Below, or one turn before the boost if the poison conversion is too much to bear.
==Entities==
The Wizened Hag tosses Mega Fatty Into the Pot!
The Imperator attacks the 2nd Gateway to lower the Energy Shield, dropping it to 1 HP, and then Ramsay swoops in with a burst of damage for the kill. Buffs ahoy.
==Responses/RP==
Crystal looks over at sans. “Good point on the sudden change to melancholia, though this response may be a little late. I’ve definitely not had this side of me show before. One point, though: my writer’s had this part of my character planned for a good long while, and this was the first good RP opportunity to reveal it. Don’t see how deep depression over reality itself being a game for the amusement of a bunch of young Nonfiction-dwellers can really come up in conversation or normal gameplay otherwise without the character in question looking all angsty-for-angst’s-sake. And that’s a classic bad-writing blunder. Also, the writers have to get the darker bits of their characters foreshadowed in case… Well, let’s just say Lost Souls and keep it at that."
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Editing into existance, please wait...
New Alchemy Project:
Dragon Coffee [Level 2] && Phoenix Extract [Level 4] = ???
Action:
Taking advantage of noble casters using crystalline coins made from magical energy, I convert a few back into their wispy energy state and use them to buff the next attack on Hyperstorm.
Entity orders:
The Wraith is scanning Hyperstorm.
Fenris is blocking. (Crimson Heartbeat would normally activate this turn, but there's no healing to do.)
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"Might as well check on the others I signed on with."
"How are the preparations for our Pact coming along?"
Inventory:
Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10][Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]
Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (9/10)
Charges:
The Pact ========== 17/50 (+3 from Bomber)
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 25/50: I guess the next me will have to do it, if they're inclined .
Siren Song ===== 4/20 (+1 from FBSN): I try calling some sirens over here, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals, and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
Boosts:
+3 to Irecreeper
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
Hey Consumer/anyone else, what happened with Powie (whoever he is)?
/null
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
He posted on DTG acolyte summoning himself as a 2500-hp godmodder, then rebalanced it to 7500, while claiming to be the game master. Then, he told everyone to stop playing the game because a new forum game was coming. He also tried to revive a 2-year dead forum game, which failed. He also invaded ultimate boss battles, but the GM was around to null his posts.
/null
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Don't forget he got 2 days of posts deleted by a Modderator.
/Nyarl
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
I'm confused... 168 pages, first time here. Out of my confusion, I spin around 1337 times!
EDIT:
i join the [AZ] side
==Turn 2==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 26/30
Charge #4: 21/40
The Pact 20/50
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 6/16
Greater Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 4/11?
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 5/11
==Action==
Pressed for time, Crystal Guards to reduce damage this turn!
==Entities==
Last post
==Responses/RP==
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Ante Up!: 21/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 41/50 ==================================================
The Pact: 20/50 ================================================== (+6 from Crystal)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber marks Mega Fatty for death with his Soul Repository!
Bomber examines the newly finished Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer. It was considerably heavier and larger than the previous iteration, but still could be wielded reasonably with one hand. The hammer's head was now tinted a dark green; a result of using adamantine for the material. "A shame those scheming creatures left the plans for this thing to rot. It certainly was hard to get from the labyrinthine hell that is their Grand Arsenal, but was it worth it. I'll have to see what else they have buried there." Hefting the large hammer over his shoulder, he flicked a switch above the fuel tank that caused the engine on the back of the hammer's head to hum to life. The deadly propulsion device spewed fire and smoke, primed to crack some skulls.
Charging at Mega Fatty (alternatively The Hulk if something were to happen), he readied himself to strike with the weapon. The first strike was a wide swing at his leg. Propelled by the engine, the leg was bashed violently. Using the momentum to his advantage, Bomber allowed the boost from the engine to continue. The large stream of fire made Bomber a flaming whirlwind that tore into Mega Fatty violently while leaving a blazing trail in a circle around him. When he finally stopped spinning, he readied the engine for a final, deadly burst. The spiked tips on the hammer began to glow with heat, becoming red hot. The Oiler Gel on the front of the hammer began to burn violently, engulfing the entire head in a violent flame. Holding the hammer high over his head, Bomber tensed himself, ready for the powerful blow he was about to unleash. Sending the hammer down, he struck the ground beneath Mega Fatty. The earth split, and the impact caused a volatile reaction. A blazing yellow explosion engulfed the obese creature, sending chunks of it flying in all directions. Bomber was knocked back from the force of the explosion, sprawling on the ground a few feet away with the hammer still in his hands.
Dusting himself off, Bomber spoke with a hint of glee in his voice. "I can't believe that they really never built this thing."
Souls: 3
Paerotheum Dust && Cretrytheum Dust = Elementium Dust (Level 8: 5/9)
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 7/10)
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 2/15)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
Let's be clear: Oblivion Majjyks do not follow the (standard) rules of Laws of Conservation and Energy as they are understood. There's probably a few errant patches of dirt and some chunks of rock hoisting up the houses of Godmodders who have veils. You CAN recreate earth, but the use of the Dragon Charge prevents you from magically piecing earth back together as you have described (sadly). As for my warnings: 4 people ARE enough, but...Well, it would take a while, and the more people there are the easier things get, you know?
Because Dreamy Bowser actually empowered himself on his own (You were about to give him the rock as he somehow rezzed himself; think the Giant Bowser transformation), you do NOT summon yourself as depowered. Thank.
GIGGAAAA DREEEEEEL BREAKAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! General Tor's Mechsuit is obliterated. It's pilot ejects-oh. Oh my.
You immediately see the form of the pilot and kneel in reverance, for his form is too great for mortal minds to comprehend. You cry, for you have unwittingly done a feat so great that it transcends the spatial-temporal boundaries and outright defies logic. The pilot within is NOT General Tor, as some would have believed, but rather, someone much more impactful, meaningful, more powerful.
You look upon the glorious form of Omega-rank Godmodder, reallyjoel's Dad, in the act of eating a sandwich while completing seven instances of Battletoads with one hand tied behind his back. In record time. While piloting that thing.
reallyjoel's Dad peers at you from his nigh-indescribable visage, his form cloaked by an intense aura of Gudness, the Gudness that he had gotten because of his gaming prowess.
#reallyjoel's Dad: well well well!
#reallyjoel's Dad: for the briefest, most brilliant of instances, you had ascended to my level of videogame ability! While depowered! Quite the feat!
#reallyjoel's Dad: now, you may be wondering, given that i just saw what happened, why i'm fighting for userzero! I'm not saying, beyond reasons, but I'll get that out of the way so you can at least know I'm acknowledging her...Issues.
#reallyjoel's Dad: not like, err, richard was it? Not like he's terribly innocent of a bevy of crimes himself. Either way, though, I feel that as of right now my presence here would unnessecarily unbalance the field of power.
#reallyjoel's Dad: being an ultimate gamer, I should know that mocking people for their lack of skill is actually quite rude, and quite frankly I'll admit YOU have a point as well-just can't say why I'm not on your side is all!
#UserZero: can we please have less hinting/self-acknowledgement of your predicament?
#UserZero: the OP scale is gonna make one of us, so to speak, git reeeeeeeeeeeeeekt.
#reallyjoel's Dad: ah, yes! Better not trip that...I'll be off for later!
With that, reallyjoel's Dad winks and le-vanishes, at which point you all feel you can actually stand and resume trying to murder each other as usual.
#UserZero: he's a bit of a showoff with his 'gudness,' amirite?
#UserZero: oh, yeah; world's best, ninjutsu, pls duck.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas, and 1 damage to Not-Verdana, who shall nevertheless uncomfortably share his moniker until then! Then, the X above his head flashes twice, and in a burst of speed he adds 2 more attacks for a total of 3,000 and 3, respectively! it appears that sans has, temporarily, traded in his ability to hit in /nulls for the ability to do extra attacks for every instance of the letter X! (in your posts. Not mine. That would just stretch infinitely).
This is why you don't forget to null your posts! This is number one...Also, Engie, in response to below: it's 5 characters. I REALLY do not see what is the big fat problem with remembering to type out 5 characters on any post that isn't supposed to be counted. You're not the first to be on the receiving end of this either. Finally, editing pre-update is a thing.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas, and 1 damage to Not-Verdana, who shall nevertheless uncomfortably share his moniker until then! Then, the X above his head flashes once, allowing him another attack for a total of 2,000 and 2!
sans: .
Godmodder477: .
#reallyjoel's Dad: .
#UserZero: .
#UserZero: No.
OK you're not gonna argue with four Godmodders. No 'Lovemodder' shenanigans for you. Ever.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas, and 1 damage to Not-Verdana, who shall nevertheless uncomfortably share his moniker until then! Then, the X above his head flashes once, doubling that!
Richard pretends he didn't hear that, as does Uzi.
20,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart for that excellent boast!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas, and 1 damage to Not-Verdana, who shall nevertheless uncomfortably share his moniker until then! Then, the X above his head flashes 3 times, and he quadruples that!
...And that's 2. Someone hands you a Bomb (20,000 damage burst at any time on use without counting as an action) out of pity.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas, and 1 damage to Not-Verdana, who shall nevertheless uncomfortably share his moniker until then!
Toast summoned!
Speed, please keep track of your charges. 'Something/50' means nothing to me. That being said, creating new charges do not count as an action.
The shields absorb it! 7,000 damage to the Imperator's Void Shields!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas, and 1 damage to Not-Verdana, who shall nevertheless uncomfortably share his moniker until then! Then, the X above his head flashes 3 times, and he quadruples that, which kills Not-Verdana! His first life is expended, but he won't enter his second until AFTER the turn is over, meaning he won't be instantly obliterated by the arrows.
You draw the Emperor! This locks two entities (of opposing factions) into battle, and also makes their attacks crit on each other to speed things up. This lasts until one of them dies, at which point the winner will have their attack doubled, so pick wisely!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
You draw the 2 of Clubs, which will give an entity 2 bombs that can be used at any time to deal 20,000 damage to any entity, each!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes once, and he doubles that!
You take the 2 of Hearts, which will double an entity's current HP. this means it's useless on an entity with very low or very high HP but perfect for someone halfway dead! Pick wisely!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
The Hyperstorm dodges easily, missing a total of 9,000 damage! Clairvoyance loses 1% this turn!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes seven times, and he nails seven more attacks!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes twice, and he nails two more attacks!
They'll do as you say.
Everything goes smoothly until you pull out the Popcorn...OK, Battlefury, pro tip, if popcorn existing on the server is required in this attack, it will almost always fail as the Anti-Popcorn Turret will have obliterated it regardless of all stats. It's UserZero being petty. You suddenly learn this as you are also riddled with enough projectiles that it converges on almost having enough dakka. You die, but you also deal a total of 25,000 damage to Maurice! You'll need a post to respawn.
#UserZero: ah, that reminds me...
She briefly switches to general chat.
#UserZero: peeps on the server! yeah i'm a bit more casual than i came off as before.
#UserZero: in any case, this kinda sounds petty but i despise popcorn.
#UserZero: maybe a little too much? eh.
#UserZero: in any case, yeah, don't make popcorn. there's an automated turret that'll 'snipe' it.
#UserZero: sadly the turret's philosophy is more dakka and if i didn't have it these guys would be much harder to deal with. long story.
#UserZero; yeah, no other weird food-preventing nonsense going on, though, and popcorn isn't really a staple food. plus, disabled most methods of crafting it as a just-in-case, so yeah. Dumb, but nessecary.
It's more accurately he's pro enough to know what they do and thus knows how to stay away. Of course, this is beyond his ability to really hard counter, so he takes 3 damage before he manages to free himself!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes twice, and he nails two more attacks!
24,000 damage to the Toby Dog!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
the Hyperstorm manges to evade, dodging a total of 25,000 damage! -5% dodge from the Hyperstorm for this turn! You breathe a sigh of relief on review-that would have been paradoxical (spatial paradox, two objects occupying the same space).
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes four times, and he nails four more attacks!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes twice, and he nails two more attacks!
The Hero's Blade: Encased in an aura of heroism, this blade is basically every heroic sword you can care to name shoved into one, and its sword-beaming is unparalleled in scope. The sword itself is reminiscient of a Buster Sword, except much thinner to the point of actually being a useful weapon without any super-strength.
The Hyperstorm dodges a potential 4,000 damage, taking another -1% dodge from Clairvoyance (35,000 damgae evaded overall) As for the Wayforward machine, WOULD have worked, if not for...
...This! 17,000 damage to the Toby Dog!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes twice, and he nails two more attacks!
Whoops. Luminite is Level 8.
The Hyperstorm dodges a potentail 8,000 damage, losing 1% dodge this turn (43,000 dmg dodged total)
She'll do as you say.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes thrice, and he nails three more attacks!
You do not magically gain a Level 15 Alchemy, though you DO still get the item in question. Just not in Level 15 Alchemy form. Mkay?
23,000 damage to Lil' Chub! The Light Magician will do as you say!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes four times, and he nails four more attacks!
The Baby Zombies overcame some serious odds to give him a heart and a half of damage, then.
The World's Best Minecraft player accepts it, which will decrease the Blind by 1 turn!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes twice, and he nails two more attacks!
14,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
+10% dodge, and +2 Armor!
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 1/11)
You use the Chaos Card on the Disembodied Heart, instantly killing it! You can't draw again after using it, sadly, but DO manage to nab a present...A Level 1 Water Canteen. It's got the number 13 on it, but that's the only distinguishing mark.
Warning on Zeno: As I have to observe the action to record the results, the use of it to go at paradoxical speeds will always cause paradoxes.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes a total of 9 times, and he attacks nine more times in response!
he counters your staff with one of his own and makes the lightning bolts collide and neutralize!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
20,000 damage to SCP-882! I will assume it is made of stone so it doesn't get absorbed.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes 4 times, and he attacks four extra times!
Proof is now guarenteed a minicrit on his next action!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes, and he performs an extra attack!
UserZero brainwashes the Tar Golems and Deadly Streamers to her side! The World's Best Minecraft Player isn't the full title-it's The World's Best Non-Godmodding Minecraft Player. Godmodders are naturally leagues above his skill. He knows of reallyjoel's Dad, who IS an Omega Godmodder. Theoretically, it would actually be UserZero who's the best, as she's higher rank. In any case, he dodges the Chainwhip! The Mechsuit is gone! The Roughly 19 ninja's manage to dodge it because that isn't REAL splash (splash implies the one attack could hit multiple targets)! Finally, after all of that, you're just too darn exhausted to use the Area Enchantment in any manner good enough to mean anything!
...Someone gives you a Bomb out of pity.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes, and he performs an extra attack!
The World's Best Minecraft Player manages to get back up after all of THAT, but he isn't in good shape as he's taken another 3 damage!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes nine times (the cap), and he performs nine extra attacks!
The Snowball is summoned, but tactically hangs WELL away from the chaos!
The World's Best Minecraft Player can't accept it! His inventory is already too full of everything else he needs!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes twice, and he performs two extra attacks!
I'll just answer this quickly: The paradoxes DID begin to cause a massive leak, right? That's what would happen, realistically. There's no permanent solution-and what you had in the Obsidian stronghold was pretty much as close as you'll get to a proper containment. There are ways to make it BETTER, mind; Paradox Magics, though stupidly rare, could LIMIT the outcomes, though this doesn't eliminate every possibility ever (and that's still stretching it as it can still horiffically backfire). To COMPLETELY nullify a paradox is impossible-and finding something that'll permanently direct it is basically nullifying it, barring having severe (SEVERE) weaknesses for it. I mean 'it actually is impractical to field this even though its basically omnipotent' severe here, too.
The Plot Hole, naturally, is immediately recognized and expunged because I have to acknowledge it to add it, henceforth kind of being self-defeating. Le sad.
Ah, I did NOT see that. I'm still nerfing the chance to 20% and 40% respectively, though.
UserZero takes 1 damage from the memetic ambush, but then proceeds to sue the creator of these ambushes because there are only four ambushes despite the promise of there being five! He's found guilty of false advertising, and as punishment, the GS faction as a whole CANNOT attack any PZ entities next round. Well, you got somewhere.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes 9 times! It can't flash anymore (I KNOW there were a LOT of Xs in that post), however, because even sans can't be that fast! However, that means he gets to deal 10,000 damage total (over 10 attacks).
Love summoned! It will hang back until AFTER the round is over so sans doesn't instantly destroy it.
UserZero hands you a note about how she couldn't find them, as if she did, she'd have found the Descendants directly-they were cloaked in the same way the Descendants themselves were, shielded from her sight by the Narrative and/or Conflict (hard to tell sometimes). After registering this, it incinerates into odd blue flames.
For the same reasons he couldn't take the Health Potion, the World's Best MC player can't take the Coingun! You then build the walls, which will deflect a single attack against the next PZ to be targeted...By anyone other than sans, who's attacks are coming at an arc!
sans: ...ah. forgot about that.
sans: in any case, congrats, you got my weakness.
sans: i can only do one point of damage on my own.
sans: no more...
sans: and unfortunately for you, no less.
sans: though the narrative is helping a lot, apparently?
sans: also, really dont know too much of what you're talking about honestly.
sans: whos this 'madoka' again?
sans: either way, i doubt that its in her to support the person that blows up worlds.
sans: but it appears that i'm not reaching you...
sans: as for you, consumer...eh, some guy decided to try to kill me out of the blue not long after arriving on these worlds.
sans: he bit the dust.
sans: thats basically it.
sans proceeds to resume focus on his attacking! deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes, and he performs an extra attacks! In addition, all survivors of this (if any even exist) are now going to be inflicted with Karmic Retribution (for real)!
Lil' Chub somehow only takes damage instead of instant-death, but still takes quite a bit-9,000 to be precise!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes twice, and he performs two extra attacks!
Grenade && Laser && Smoke = Laser Smoke Grenade (Level 4: 3/5)
Generic Pair of Wings && Spikes = Spoke's Wings (Level 2: 1/3)
Blaster of Bitterness and Salitness: Gee, I can't BEGIN to wonder what this generic-looking blatser type weapon could possibly use as ammunition!
The chat client crashes as you type up the word "Hera." It appears UserZero is very subtly pushed by that particular name. Naturally, there's not much to post.
The World's Best Minecraft player is NOT yelling, and in fact manages to evade your shots entirely!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
Shroomb Bruisers and Medics summoned! They'll do as you say.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes four times, and he performs four extra attacks!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes thrice, and he performs three extra attacks!
I'd say that's about 6,000 damage to all four of them (Woody, Blocky, Golf Ball and Pin)!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes seven times, and he performs seven extra attacks!
Because she knew due to the lawsuit that there were definitely not 5 ambushes in that post, she didn't look for it any further, allowing her to block this attack!...By doing nothing. The nanobots explode the instant they touch her due to Thorns -1 kicking in.
Quantum Computing Cube || GameFAQs guide to DTG == DTG Simulator (Level -1: 1/-1)
That's asking for too much even for quantum computing.
Ender Hook || Gravity Gun == Block Redirector (Level 5: 1/6)
Psi-Amp: SCP-155 chip || Shield Generator == Stasis (Level 9: 1/10)
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes nine times, and he performs nine extra attacks!
You respawn!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
Welp.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes, and he performs an extra attack!
Mega Fatty takes a Minicritted 22,500 damage, setting off the Minicrit chain effect!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes four times, and he performs four extra attacks!
You respawn! You realize that the object in question DID NOT magically vanish, and in fact is still face-down from where it impacted earlier. You recognize it as a Bloodthirster...One-armed, yes, but very much alive. Well, 'very much' is an exaggeration as it's missing an arm.
Zarod will do as you say!
The Pendant of the Archmage is Level 20, Crystal! I thought I already said that? In any case, you manage to Inverse the Imperator...For only ONE turn, AND you do not invert the Regeneration into Poison in the process! Inversion is a poewrful effect.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes times, and he performs an extra attack!
5,000 HP to SCP-882 (if its alive anyways)!
The tombstones aren't acutally made of stone, but are rather really big zombies! Nevertheless, you deal 10,000 damage to the weakest PZ Tombstone!
sans shakes your hand, technically already aboard but nevertheless pleased to fight alongside you! He then deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes, and he performs an extra attack!
hello, Ampulugator! Welcome! Uh, you can't really raise charges by 2 per turn like that.
You boost the next attack against the Hyperstorm!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes nine times, and he performs nine extra attacks!
#itsalljustajoke
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
If SCP-882 is alive at this point, it'll be restored for 20,000 HP! Broken Church summoned!
6,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart! SCP-882 and the Broken Church will do as you say!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes seven times, and he performs seven extra attacks!
Sorry to say, but only two posts per turn in DTG0!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
#adinfinitum
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
Welcome! I'd just absorb things slowly...This game does get complex at times.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
You Guard, gaining +2 Armor this turn only!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas!
18,000 damage to Mega Fatty!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Lil' Chub, Mega Fatty, Adventure Fredbear, and the roughly 19 Ninjas! Then, the X above his head flashes twice times, and he performs two extra attacks!
COULD YOU NOT?
Real talk here, so I'm dropping the gray text. I wasn't in one of my better moods at the time, due to discovering the screwing around with my things that you and someone else were doing behind my back without consulting me first - it's a wonder I didn't unleash a swear torrent. It was far too serious a moment for me to even bother ruining the gravity of either of my posts with a /null at the end of them. I SO do not want to be given additional frustrations due to something as petty as this. You're not the only one with problems, as much as it may probably feel like that's the case over on your end.
/Null because I honestly don't want to keep having to deal with this merde
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
1: It is fairly certain the godmodders are infiltrating the update terminal to mess with people.
2: You forgot to null that one too. Enjoy having no posts next round as well!
/null because I actually remember to do it
Well that is quite sad that engie lost a turn but that is not of the highest gravity.
There is a GM which is sick and tired of not sleeping because he spends all his time doing updates.
It is rather normal that he try finding a way to make his work lighter/null