With Twitchy exposed I slash at her. As I cut a wind blade follows my slash. When the wind blade pierces through I use hax to bend space around and have it hit more times through what amount to portals.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
=Turn One=
(30 / 30) Armistyx: Rapture Mode (+5 from FSBN, total) -> Complete! -> HERE WE GO
(13 / 40) Water of Doom (+6, FSBN)
+1 to Insert
+1 to Toast
+1 to FBSN
=Action=
>RAPTURE: ENGAGE.
...I repeat my attack from the last post. On Twitchy. If possible. If Twitchy is dead / unable to be hit for whatever reason, I target the Annoying Dog. If that's unable to be hit, I target a random PZ entity.
I flip through the EnΨclopedia, checking what I can possibly do right now. I then give up and throw the tablet into the air, where it teleports itself back to Psi's castle, or the ruins thereof. I settle for pulling out the arcade machine housing Pony Island on it, then trapping the Low Knife Cluster within its confines, where it promptly gets blasted to pieces by pony lasers. ...I'd make a joke at Tazz's expense here, but I can't be bothered to be that self-sabotaging. Meanwhile, a Scuttlebug jumps back and forth repeatedly in the air, then freezes in place. I then start pushing myself up against a wall for 12 hours to gain speed. Once I'm finished building up speed, I run into 6 slanted triangles, go through multiple parallel universes and up two elevators, then launch backwards violently from a platform... and miss the Scuttlebug, instead hitting another Low Knife Cluster.
Scourge of the Beast: 18/50 ==================================================
The Executioner: 18/50 ==================================================
+3 to Crystal
Before doing anything, Bomber remembers to keep track of the number of Souls (but not SOULS) he has collected. He then marks the Charge Abomination for death with the Soul Repository, intent on collecting whatever soul it may have.
Souls: 2
He then conjured a small, black orb that floated in the palm of his hand. Purple energy lined the horizon of the sphere, crackling across its surface. The sphere itself twitched erratically, seeming quite unstable. Bomber gazed into the small orb. "From this tiny seed shall bloom a great nightmare." Turning to face the Princess, he released the orb from his hand. The orb flew onto her head, rapidly growing in size. It completely enveloped her head, forming a shifting, gelatinous orb. Collapsing to the ground, she fell into a deep sleep. Unfortunately for her, this would not be a peaceful rest. No, she would find herself endlessly tormented. The orb tapped into her deepest, darkest fears. The orb grew more energized as the process continued. Thrashing in her sleep, the Princess suddenly began to wither.
Suddenly, the orb disjointed from her head, landing on the ground nearby. She was in a comatose state, unable to be woken up. The pitch-black mass on the ground began to shift more wildly, changing shape and growing in size. Two clawed hands burst out of the front of the orb, while the opposite end became several tentacles that dragged on the ground. Spines grew out of the back of the blob, while a jagged maw with spear-like teeth formed at the front. The mass appeared to adopt a more solid form, becoming hues of dark pink and blue rather than black. The orb has, essentially, turned into a terrifying monster that was able to become a physical manifestation using the Princess' own fears as a source of power.
The large fiend rushed toward the unconscious Princess, who was rendered entirely vulnerable to attack in this state. It began to claw at her violently. She didn't even react beyond a contorted face. The monstrous creature took another great swipe at her, turning her limp body to its side forcefully. Wisps of smoke curled off of the monster's back. It didn't seem to be able to hold its physical manifestation for much longer. Before it faded away entirely, it chomped on her left arm. The wound quickly became a sickly green color, while the skin around the wound turned purple. Deadly poison from the monster's bite began coursing through her veins, spreading around her body at a rapid rate. This was a necrotic poison; the kind that attacked bodily tissues . Cackling, the monster faded away, becoming nothing more than smoke in the gentle sea breeze.
OK, sorry for not immediately saying something about not being able to update, that was a bad slip-up even by the already poor standards. Ugh. +3 as compensation for the lateness for all of you guys. Also, hopefully I'll be able to update today, at least.
(sorry iv'e been on a blue period so.. ya.Also i don't summon stuff i get the original body and copy and pace the mind on so don't say i can't summon flowey i sacrificed summoning to not be bound by summoning basically also i have 60 trump cards to use and i'm gonna use one this turn) hey flowey guess what "WHAT" 6 human souls (i open my leather brown jacket to reveal 3 orbs one with 30 human souls one with 30 monster souls and one with my soul) now become omega flowey (i sacrifice 6 human souls to summon clone-omega flowey) ha! i love not having to bother charge
OMEGA FLOWEY health= 3 million/3 million
defense= 99999
can only die by frisk (oh ya if any of you say that's op, literally just summon frisk and let them fight for 3 round but the frisk has to be neutral and if defeated by flowey will reset to his original point and he has to travel again) "HA HA HA YOU IDIOTS WILL DIE" oh yea i made the jet invisible and sent omega flowey to defend twitchy or replace her if she dies (oh yea this is my first post in a week so i might not know some stuff) oh yea pun of the day is hey sans why did the skeleton want friends? because he was bonley since his friends died
(sorry iv'e been on a blue period so.. ya.Also i don't summon stuff i get the original body and copy and pace the mind on so don't say i can't summon flowey i sacrificed summoning to not be bound by summoning basically also i have 60 trump cards to use and i'm gonna use one this turn) hey flowey guess what "WHAT" 6 human souls (i open my leather brown jacket to reveal 3 orbs one with 30 human souls one with 30 monster souls and one with my soul) now become omega flowey (i sacrifice 6 human souls to summon clone-omega flowey) ha! i love not having to bother charge
OMEGA FLOWEY health= 3 million/3 million
defense= 99999
can only die by frisk (oh ya if any of you say that's op, literally just summon frisk and let them fight for 3 round but the frisk has to be neutral and if defeated by flowey will reset to his original point and he has to travel again) "HA HA HA YOU IDIOTS WILL DIE" oh yea i made the jet invisible and sent omega flowey to defend twitchy or replace her if she dies (oh yea this is my first post in a week so i might not know some stuff) oh yea pun of the day is hey sans why did the skeleton want friends? because he was bonley since his friends died
STEALTH DANCING: 22/50
Bar: AAANNN?AAA
Unfortunately, due to a massive miscalculation in scale, this Omega Flowey was eaten by a small dog three seconds after summoning. Omega Flowey dies on the spot. I take the Spoil of War and place it in a trash can somewhere. The Spoil of War, too, dies on the spot.
"There was no way in hell that would go through, anyway."
The Small Dog [N]: 1,000/1,000 HP
ATK: 1,000
PASSIVES:
A Dog - It's a dog. Who would ever want to kill the dog? (Killing the dog will cause massive backlash)
40/50 The being that is itself time
34/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods
20/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
+3 Ire
Formula 1 Car && Turbo Booster: Blue Falcon 1/??
Power Star && Battery: Power Source (Level 3: 3/4)
(Let that sink in.)
Considering this game, seems legitimate.
A small nuke is level 0.
Exactly what it sounds like. Not infinite, but this could power New York City for a couple decades.
Ocarina II A very specific herb: Ocarina of T(hy)ime 3/4
Functions the same as the Ocarina of Time, but technically isn't. Just like how the Playstation Move isn't the same as the Wii. You know, a change in name without a change in technology!
"Threats, eh? I'm surprised someone like you feels it necessary to make such comments towards me. I thought you were in the driver's seat here?"
(Alright, let's think for a minute. She's talking about the mechsuit. Well, good thing it was damaged. And good thing I didn't complete the alchemy...though knowing her, she'll use her powers to give the suit the armor anyways and heal it up. The question is, who's piloting it? And how is that going to make my day that much harder? ...Ancsym Upi op ne cufe...A simple code that functions as my guess... I have a BAD feeling about this. Though I think I can mess her up if my hunch is correct, I have no idea the cost.)
"I wonder who you mean? I know a lot of people, some of which are coming down the pipeline now or later. Whatever are you talking about, Hera?"
I decide to fire a thin beam of energy into the air. It falls back down, towards the battlefield. However, before it hits the battlefield, it falls into a portal.
Another portal opens...Out comes a black demon child that picks up the RROD for usage, and flies up on bat wings.
"Now, let's see whether this is the FATE or not."
Azazel: 30,000 HP
Attacks: RROD, Low damage, but constant hitting and impossible to dodge.
Special Abilities: Flight: Is Airborne
No attack on Azazel can do less than 5,000 damage
Black Hearts: Every 10,000 damage done to Azazel leads to a 1000 damage counterattack to all components of the Gatekeeper.
Nerf as necessary, this is mostly just a guess at the FATE.
Azazel attacks Twitchy the Hivemind Incarnate with the RROD.
Also, just as a warning, Tazz, Dark Bowser does have a third form.
And the way it comes about will make absolutely no sense to keep him GS, though you'll see what I mean.
Azazel summoned! He doesn't trigger a Fate! After all, apart from murdering Mom and using her body as undead flesh golems, what relation does Twitchy really have to the Binding of Isaac at all? (on that note: don't say that twitchy murdered Mom. There are two iterations of Isaac here and both dislike their mothers; to imply that the weird hyperenergetic eldritch abomination flying over there did so will be...bad.)
Formula 1 Car && Turbo Booster: Blue Falcon (Level 4: 1/5)
Items:None
Command:
Focused Checkbox:[X]
Charges:
1.Diamond Powered Sword 3/5 =====
Diamond Powered Sword:
DMG:1750 + Electricified(1000 dmg(1st turn),1500 dmg(2nd turn), 500 dmg(3rd turn), 250 dmg(4th turn))
2.Railgun Mark XXI 3/10 ==========
Railgun Mark XXI
Used the newest technology,it can be held:
DMG:6750 + Fracture(250/turn for 2 turn)
Reload Time: 1 shot per other turn
3.Book Of Summoning 3/10 ==========
Book Of Summoning:
-1 on any of every summons, gain Charge-3*1.5 XP
Can gain Experience, Lv^2*100XP = -Lv on any summon, Lv +1=New Lv
Uh, hello there! Two things: Usually, alchemies don't grant static bonuses but rather add to damage totals, and the Book of Summoning's abilities are stupidly powerful.
Walker: level 2, 681500 damage
Something Big: 41/50 (+1 from UserZero, +2 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 41/50 (+1 from UserZero, +2 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 42/50 (+1 from UserZero, +2 from battlefury13)
+3 to battlefury13
Walker laments being a bit slow to move, and missing out on that turn like he did. He decides to comfort himself by sharing a pizza with another PZ being, which coincidentally somehow heals said PZ being. Don't ask how it works. You don't wanna know what might be on those. Especially the ones with mayonnaise sauce.
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 34/50(+2 from proof +2 from crusher48)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
I decide to stare as strong as I can at godmodder447.
Then I use wish to create the perfect cake for godmodder447.
Which I proceed immediately to not give to him.
Then I throw this cake toward the ground like it it was completely worthless.
This way I discover the godmodder likes the tast of the ground.
I also discover he heard of tast.
The Godmodder's perfect cake is instantly destroyed by the Anti-Popcorn turret, as Popcorn is his favorite food, and thus his perfect cake is Popcorn cake!
We are allowed to make pre-EOTB posts now, right?
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (1/3 mind)
Tokens: (5, 0, 5). (Finished two charges)
Total Tokens (5, 0, 5)
*cricket sounds*
Commands:
I expend both my 50/50 charges to summon two entities, as you would probably be able to guess. Silently, two bats fly onto the battlefield. But when I say silently, I do mean dead silently, without as much as a wing beat. They each look, as you might expect, extremely fragile. They probably have no more HP than a normal Minecraft bat would have. Or rather, will have once 1.4 rolls around. However, as they fly, their positions seem distorted, like they are in multiple places at once, yet also nowhere. When they actually stay in one place for a brief moment, anyone looking at them can tell that they are actually mechanical in nature with tiny joints revealing incredibly minuscule cogs and wires. Both are grey and colorless. In fact, they're more than colorless. Even when colored light fell on them, they still had no color. One of them immediately lands on a nearby rock outcropping, starting to disintegrate the stone below them and absorb the particles.
Both of these entities operate similarly, but they work together. So, let's get into those.
-THE NOTORIOUS JACK THE SNIPPER HAS STRUCK AGAIN!-
So, Cuarc uses subatomic disassemble on Twitchy. Leictreon uses chemical beam on Twitchy as well for a combined 30,000 damage.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
Inari dashes around Lil' Chub, causing a circle of blinding light around it. The light flashes with a variety of disorientating and rather annoying colors in an attempt to drive it mad or something. (Mind based attack)
-OH NO, JACK THE SNIPPER STRIKES AGAIN-
Alchemy and charges:
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10,
(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life 5/9
(Paper && Lapis Lazui Ink) || (Thuamic Node && Bottled Mana) = Glyph of Mana 5/7
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 7/11
Got +13 total. People give me so many charges! I'm so sorry +1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey, +1 to Toast
21/50
50/50 SPENT!
50/50 SPENT!
That other 50/50 for the leveling system SPENT!
Yeah, you're allowed to do that now. Your dynamic bat duo has been summoned! They'll do as you say.
>The Symphony: =================================================== 50/50 The Seed: ================================================== 50/50 (+3 from crystal and generic, +1 from MZ and sigmatw) SUMMONING...
The Throne: ================================================== 13/50 (+1 from Bomber) The Hourglass: ================================================== 10/50 (+2 from Bomber, +1 from TFT and Pricey)
I +3 MZ. Ultra Greed uses Cash Vortex.
The Scribe, at a loss for an actual action, takes a pie bazooka Uncle Grandpa gave him and fires it. Instead of throwing pie, it fires the entirety of pi. The fact that pi is infinite causes massive distortion in the server as it tries to process all the numbers of pie at once. The resulting mess doesn't create a paradox, but instead creates a timeline fracture where two possible scenarios happen: one where the server crashes and one where it doesn't.
In the timeline where the server crashes, the computer that it's running on explodes, as do all computers currently on the server. Many of the players of the war die, and an investigation is started by the government on how the computers exploded. Several shady branches link the computers to a certain Minecraft server and ban the production of Minecraft, thus averting DTG from ever happening at all. The Godmodder never rises to power and instead creates his own game which is wildly popular, propelling him to stardom and making him one of the most influential men of the decade.
In the timeline where the server doesn't crash, the numbers of pi fill up the entirety of space and time, extending all over the server's planet and spilling out into space. The numbers reach into the server's solar system and eventually stretch into other singleplayer and multiplayer worlds. Many report seeing random numbers on their screen, resulting in many computers being sent to tech companies so that they can try and fix the problem. The problem is exacerbated because, due to the lag of an infinite amount of pie numbers, the computer's frame rates are basically zero. Minecraft as a whole shuts down for the world outside of the Descendants and godmodders, leaving nothing to fill its empty void. Eventually, though, the pi gets so huge that it extends outside of the universe and spills into others, eventually targeting actual Earth. Earth is terrorized by the invasion of the Irrational Invaders, and the human race is destroyed.
Because both of these timelines are really terrible, they collapse back into a singular reality where the pie bazooka explodes, the Narrative averting either of those scenarios from happening. But they did happen in alternate timelines, and in the timeline where the server didn't crash, the Godmodder ended up teleporting back to the main timeline to beat the crap out of the Scribe for attempting such a thing. The Scribe dodges the blow and the Godmodder hits a PZ entity instead with the force of a bajillion pokes and the infinite forces of pi (which he reverse-engineered from the Irrational Invaders). Said PZ entity explodes into code.
-YET AGAIN DOES THE MISERY THAT IS SNIPPING POSSIBLY IMPORTANT STORYPOSTS MADE, BUT ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS TWINBUILDER JUST LAID DIBS ON FLOWEY BASICALLY.-
So it begins. Flowey isn't an entity. Rather, this charge has marked the start of a new story arc. You all should be prepared for the worst.
The Charge Abomination is smeared all over the place by the force of your Focused action! However, it will be noted that the 1st outcome didn't happen, even in an alternate timeline: UserZero has so much processing power that her computers can handle it, no sweat. (Doesn't help the Descendants any, or for that matter Earth).
I don't really want to be randomly dragged into plots I don't understand. After all, making the same mistakes as my predecessor would basically be me making the same mistake twice. So good luck finding where I am! I'm nowhere near Minecraft!...Also, am I really THAT determined?
Oh, yeah, Flowey-Sans has a message for you, but he's having trouble contacting you. Just wait for your code to integrate with that of the server's so you stop being as glitchy-you'll get it soon-ish.
^Oh, Tazz? Good luck with that.
41/50 The being that is itself time
35/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods
21/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
+3 Ire
Formula 1 Car && Turbo Booster: Blue Falcon 2/??
Power Star && Battery: Power Source (Level 3: 4/4)
Exactly what it sounds like. Not infinite, but this could power New York City for a couple decades.
Ocarina II A very specific herb: Ocarina of T(hy)ime 4/4
Functions the same as the Ocarina of Time, but technically isn't. Just like how the Playstation Move isn't the same as the Wii. You know, a change in name without a change in technology!
I save both of these for later. I seem to have gotten in the habit of using my alchemies to help my entities
I currently decide to toss out ear muffs to all entities that benefit the AZs. This means whether they attack an entity aligned to some other group or one that benefits AZ entities ignores some noise due to heavy duty selective hearing earmuffs.
You somehow manage to get earmuffs onto the Guitar Solo. It won't be bothered by the ?!Noise's stun chance (it's intensity drain chance is another story)!
(Gah! I missed an update! I'll gather my charges later...)
//Focused Post!//
Charges:
II: 13/15 +1 base
III: 12/25 +1 base
iv: 2/30 +1 base
Assists:
+1 Modpack
+1 PitTheAngel (I have no clue what my alignment is either, I mean, I'm anti-paradox, but I don't really want to help Richard...)
+1 Pricey
Action:
I return to mining! Now I seek out the rare and elusive diamond: and when I return from this trip I have not just four, but FIVE diamonds (and a whole lot of other trash ores)! I quickly make a diamond pickaxe and not just four but FIVE buckets. I fill four of the buckets with lava, and the last with water.
I first pour the lava over the 1st Dis. Hand (Or the 4th, if it's already dead) and then the water over the hand to make not just four BUT- WAIT, THAT ACTUALLY JUST MAKES FOUR OBSIDIAN, HOW OUTRAGEOUS! I slowly pick away at the obsidian encased flesh in contempt.
Alchemy:
(Let's look at the results of a few things)
Iron Sword && Furnace = ??? 1/?
Iron Sword || Furnace = ??? 1/?
Furnace || Obsidian = ??? 1/? (This one is actually quite curious, as encased obsidian spaces tend to have magical properties (portals, Ender chests), I'm not quite sure what a furnace made of obsidian would do!)
A whole bunch of wood.
A supply of saplings.
A few apples.
A iron pickaxe.
A set of Iron tools.
A set of Iron Armour.
A ridiculously large amount of cobblestone.
A small amount of Furnaces
A few mountain crystals.
A few more stacks of vanilla ore.
A single crummy iron-capped wooden wand.
A duo of diamonds.
A quintet of empty buckets.
A quartet of obsidian.
No Disembodied Hands exist!
Iron Sword && Furnace = Iron Forgeblade (Level 3: 1/4)
Iron Sword || Furnace = Iron Furnace (Level 2: 1/3)
Obsidian && Furnace = Obsidian Furnace (Level 3: 1/4)
The Hidden Rogue Hunter 26/50
Government 2/50
Hyperstorm Boss 38/50 +2 crusher +1 nulitor +1 exos
+1 to nulitor, +1 to crusher, +1 to hecter
Taking his peactime staff John shines a ray of healing light at a random GS entity, "and I'm using randomness because I'm not sure ANY WILL SURVIVE! GET TO SUMMONING THIS BOSS, QUICKLY" (Heal chain: 2)
John walks up to Flowey and the scribe while Flowey finishes his sentence...
"Well, it's an obvious answer, NOTHING! YOU KNOW NOTHING! Why? BECAUSE HE'S NONEXISTENT!"
John then walks away... Mumbling *Sorry*
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
Scalding Unholy Water X1
Alchemies
8 Klein Star Omegas && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Klein Star Module (4/6)
Fire Arrow && Water Arrow && Earth Arrow && Air Arrow && Order Arrow && Entropy Arrow = Arrow of the Primal (4/7)
Tracking Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rocket && Advanced Chainsaw = Tracking Rocket Chainsaw (3/8)
Modules : 0/40,000 EMC. Transferring into .
: Condensing nothing. 30,000/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving from .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (18/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (6/50)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (24/50)
+3 to Pit
Action
I begin to play a cacophony of sounds on a random synthesizer keyboard. The beautiful singing of every fail UTAU, the amazing sound of Dr. AT88TV's Special Triple EAS Tones Hearing Test Delight, the sound of a hundred dolphin-sound censored profanity line loops overlaid on one another at different offsets and the MLG airhorn remix of Portal 2 Smooth Jazz play loudly in the background.
"That noise is (alveolar click) noice."
The power of the noise is compounded by the crackling of a badly configured microphone, the jarring noise of spadinner YouTube Poop and the distorted yelling of the ghost of Billy Mays, the sound of the Annoying Cricket, 10,000 YouTube Poop ear destruction clips, the sound of Microsoft Sam swearing in G major reversed and even worse, nkrs200 brand EAS Tones, which are louder and more jarring than AT88TV's.
"BUT I'M NOT DONE YET! CALL RIGHT NOW, AND I'LL SEND YOU..."
I add on the sound of Ghostler's favorite fruitbowl music, the sound of screaming "OHHH!!!", the sound of ten trillion printers jamming over and over, the sound of Patrick Star going "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE", the NetHack OST (which is not silence but the incessant beeping of the computer speaker), every Sandstorm remix ever, the sound of the Michael Rosen Rap in reverse, the entirety of every Ghost trolling song ever, screaming, the sound of PLAMZ at one crapload of decibels, the sound of Michael Rosen's alveolar clicks replaying in the background, the sois of a ROFLcopter's blades and most importantly, the sound of the diarrhea infested toilet being cleaned, tacos being burned and replaced with bacon, IWAY cookies being obliterated and replaced with Highway Cookies and Microsoft Sam's reaction to the previous events. And did I mention the sound of Pikachu going "PIKA PIKA CHU CHU" over and over again? Because that was in there too.
"aaaAAAɑɑɑαααԱԱԱאאאႠႠႠあああアアア啊啊啊ＡＡＡ!!!!!!!"
With my scream, the sound propagates itself throughout the battlefield like an audio plague or SCP-1965. Every source of sound is replaced by the auditory monstrosity, growing in volume to the point where everything should be deafened. But nothing is.
The ?!Noise is overridden by the new sounds, which have no effect whatsoever on entities or players.
The ?!Noise is greatly weakened, but it's not stopping...But if someone else were to come along and assist this, then perhaps it will forcibly part?
Geometry Dash Blocks && Rage Blade = Polygon Madness 8/9
Nerf Rebelle Ultimate Crossbow (inb4 feminism intensifies) && Arrow && Machine Gun = SpamBow 2000 5/7
D-Force Kidd's Top Hat && Bladed Boomerang && Shortener = Secret Agent's Bowler Hat 4/6
+1 to Pricey +1 to Toast +1 to Leon
Lance 35/50
OH YES! 1/30
Winchester Rotomo 1/30
Feyd and his army attack the Lil' Haunts, as well as the Newb King.
I shoot the Disembodied Heart with Deus Noctem, and then I turn to UserZero. I begin to snicker, and then yell out,
"Hey, old lady, need some medicine? I've got some!" I hold up a bottle of ketchup. (I was going to make a "pregnant" joke, but I decided that it was stupid.)
3,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart! UserZero doesn't really react. Your entities will do as you say!
The throne of the skies slowly descends to earth level, Hezetor is no longer considered airborn, the throne simply levitate at 5 cm form the ground.
This time let's try to apply levitator enforcer on Wraith.
This body truly is fragile right now... I suppose a little of atomic fixing will put everything back to standard, let's at least close these wounds and put back all this blood where it belongs... blood... oh... the last time I saw my blood... when it was?
After that I'll inspect the objects under that evergreen and see if there is something useful.
Aka take the presents.
the Glory 47/50
Spadaccino 31/50
...... 19/50
a piece of paper with the Library of Babel algorithm generator && matrice limitativa = Babel's Breaker (Level 5: 5/6)
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 5/9)
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) (Level 8: 4/9)
You ground yourself! You will use Levitator Enforcer upon the Wraith during the EoTB!
42/50 Hyperstorm (+1 nulitor, +1 proof, +1 EXOS)
17/50 XCOM Base
1/2 Instant Mooks
+1 proof, nulitor, hector
9/9 Ender Armor || Adaptive Armor = Tele-Interdiction Armor9/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
Since my Ender Acid Burst failed last turn, I decide to use it again, this time on the Titan. Good luck using Void Shields on something that appears out of nowhere right inside your hull and melts it. I then realize EXOS' drone is active, which then shoots at the annoying dog because it is being so annoying.
I NEED MINIONS!
Dark Bowser suddenly decides he really wants minions. I create a charge to create minions to help him, but it isnt complete yet, so he GIMME MINIONS NOW! disrupting my posts and being an annoying MINIONS!
"You know what? If you don't shut up, I will loan you Gru's minions. Tip: They have a very good track record of leading to the doom of their master."
Fine. Just give me some backup! I only have 30000 HP!
We are encountering insufficient processing power issues.We need replacement parts for the supercomputer, and also a secondary "piggyback" supercomputer. This supercomputer can piggyback on the time warp effect created by SCP-155, compensating for the latter's outdated processors with its own extremely advanced processors also benefiting from the time warp.
Understood. Unfortunately, requisition will take several days. In the meantime, we need you to find, isolate, and analyze a data dump on what EXACTLY that plunger detonator does.
We will need to operate with aid from the team at the Portal.
The Void Shields are more cleverly designed than you gave them credit for: They void the properties of the teleportation through it, causing it to be weakened, doing nothing...You do hit the Annoying Dog for 3,000 damage.
Tele-Indiction Armor: This armor is a masterwork at making things that teleport a lot easier to predict. Or harder. Or just outright stopping it. Really, any property you can care to think of regarding teleportation can be manipulated with this armor. Catch: it doesn't fare well in water.
Drone Controlling Arm: It's MOSTLY what it says on the tin. Word of warning, however: The more drones it controls, the hotter it gets, and it doesn't have limits. You can actually set yourself on fire by wearing this.
I pinpoint where Quote landed after he got launched, and investigate to see if he has any weaponry...
...and he does! The weapons are pretty beat up, though, so I'll need to fix them.
I got: Broken Nemesis! (Level 0, unable to be used.) and... Broken Spur! (Level 0, unable to be used.) (this is basically a fancy way of saying I got some new alchemy ingredients)
I then throw a rock in the Disembodied Heart's general direction.
And again...: 41/50
Marvel of Machinery: 10/50
spacesheep: 3/25
Solar Flare && Solar Panel II Flamethrower = Sunbringer (6/8)
Broken Nemesis && Repair Kit = Nemesis (Level ?, 1/?)
Broken Spur && Repair Kit = Spur (Level ?, 1/?)
==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Ante Up 41/50 (+2 from Richard.)
Charge #3: 6/30
Charge #4: 4/40
+3 to Twin.
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 7/11
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 7/11
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 6/11
==Action==
Crystal pulls out his Flowmetal Wand, as well as Never Tell Me The Odds. With NTMTO in one hand and the Wand in the other, he prepares to aid Cobalt's action, and thus continue the combo action that should hopefully dispel this ?!Noise for good. Firstly, he activates NTMTO, setting it to counter Princess's RNG Tilt - specifically, to increase his and Cobalt's odds of dispelling the ?!Noise. Next, he brings up the Flowmetal Wand and taps into the powers of arcane silence, spinning a massive array of linked spells that tap into various universes' concepts of countermagic. As this ?!Noise is almost certainly magical, dispelling it should both be effective and also aid Cobalt's attempt to drown it out. A golden circle, half-filled in on the top into a full disc, bursts into being on his forehead as he raises the Flowmetal Wand, golden light flowing along its length before bursting outward in an eruption of pure solar Essence. Shaped into the spell known as Adamant Countermagic and channeled through a wand of unparalleled ability, augmented as well by a Charm that allows Crystal to see the flows of magic around him and thus direct the magic to the precise area the demonic noise is being generated from, the magic slams into the source of the ?!Noise and scours away at it. Crystal then channels two white mana to cast the spell known as Cursebreak from Magic: the Gathering. This spell destroys a target enchantment, which the ?!Noise certainly counts as due to having an ongoing or lasting effect. Of course, the spell's name is also extremely appropriate. Crystal then decides to add his efforts to Cobalt's attempt to drown the ?!Noise out, and casts a lengthy fusillade of Sound Burst spells, creating a tremendous cacophony of noise that, had Crystal not deliberately suppressed its harmful effects, would have dealt damage to entities near the sound's locus of origin due to being so intense. The sound reflects off the barrier blocking attacks against UserZero, before reflecting again off four walls of pure magic that Crystal just set up that, taken along with the Barrier, form a rough cube that encloses every last entity and player on the Battlefield. The sound from Cobalt's previous post, as well as the sound from Crystal's recent string of Sound Bursts, begins to reflect off the barriers, amplifying and reverberating, drowning out the ?!Noise even further. Every entity and player is suddenly engulfed in a field of magic, shielding them from the harmful effects of so much noise - Crystal doesn't want this post to do anything other than drown out the ?!Noise further.
==Entities==
The Imperator Titan strides forward, deciding to move for the first time in this battle so far. It's going straight towards the Anti-Richard Friends... oh no, oh no, OH YES! It crushes a whole bunch of them beneath its massive metal feet! And then, just to add insult to injury, its lower legs start spewing out massive gouts of flame, boiling the water around it and cooking a bunch of the Anti-Richard Friends in the ensuing bloodbath. The water's literally red with blood here, I am not using this term just to say 'massacre'.
Gordon Ramsay, feeling even angrier than usual due to the recent blast of ?!Noise, scoops up the entire band of Anti-Richard Friends in a giant ladle and decides to finish the job the flames started by cooking them into a soup! He warms up a massive pot of water, before plunging the Anti-Richard Friends into the boiling water for a second. Their skin instantly starts to slough off as each one experiences a massive amount of pain. Ramsay lets them cool off, before repeating the dunking. As they begin to break apart, he dumps them into a large meat grinder and turns the handle, finishing the job the Imperator Titan started by grinding the rest of the Band into paste. He dumps the paste into the boiling water, cooking it into a delicious-smelling broth, before sautéing some onions and adding them in. He chops some potatoes and adds them in as well, before adding a few carrots and tossing in some rotini pasta. He adds a dash of some various spices, simmers for ten minutes, and then dumps the whole thing down the drain. This insult to the memory of the Band deals extra disrespect damage!
(If the Band dies from the Imperator's attack, Ramsay will target Lil' Chub's Add-ons, followed by Lil' Chub herself. If the Band is dead beforehand, both attacks instead target the Charge Abomination.)
==Responses/RP==
N/A for now.
Your actions, combined with Cobalt's previous actions, disable the ?!Noise for good! Your entities will do as you say!
STEALTH DANCING: 11/50, Including Consumer's spare +3
Bar: ?AAAAAAPPP, Including Consumer's spare +3 (HINT: It's only worse then Ayaze if you let it. And that's quite easy to avoid. Though the effect is much worse then Ayaze if it happens)
Pit squints at the goings-on with Flowey and the Scribe.
"Is he really about to begin interference with the GM's Plans? Huh, and I thought it would honestly take longer for me to take some form of serious action."
"Okay, there is no reason to panic right now. No immediate plans must be held just yet. Just keep independent and only attack those that pose an immediate threat to the GM."
Pit is very suspicious of Flowey.
I could go on a long rant about how I'm already pretty much as prepared as it gets for Flowey, but that would probably just waste time, so I'll leave it at this: I appreciaet the help, but if Flowey can get in here, he's automatically worse than Bill, by default.
n progress/finished=======
Template: Helmet && bATTLEFURY'S tEMMIE aRMOR?!?!?! = ??? 1/? Level ?
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 2/11 Level 10
D20X3 & D10 = D15x3 3/5 Level 4
Actual action=========
i place a large number of Boomboxs playing the ?1noise at max volume on the AZ side.
==== Expended Charge: Adventure Fredbear 30/30 (3+ From engie, 3+ from UserZero) ====
I decide we REALLY need more backup. To that end, i decide to summon Adventure Fredbear.
Adventure Fredbear:
[pz]
125,000/125,000
1 Armor
Chance to randomly Pixelize, becoming unhitable that round.. (I dunno if this happens normally, but this happened in game in the blacktomb area, as i waited a long time before pressing enter on his last dialogue in that area, and he suddenly became a pixel, except unlike his overworld form he seemed to glitch between his normal form and an eyeless plush version. He also mentioned a clock. This is also why he speaks in white highlighted in black when serious, as that is exactly what he did) Note that the chance is extremely low.
Ability: ||| Regen Song: 4 Random entity's regenerate 10000 HP per round. Only applys to PZ's or PZ-Summoned Neutrals.
Abilty: ||||| Mega Bite: Deals a high amount of damage, and the next attack on the damaged entity is a minicrit.
Ability: |||||| Mimic Ball: Every [PZ] entity attacks twice. Including Fredbear.
Ability: |||||||||: The Adventure of '87: Its Fredbear, i had to refrence it
Upon usage, Adventure Fredbear takes the entity on an adventure... To Freddy Fazbears. In 1987. Just in time to witness the bite. This shocks the target so hard, they are damaged by it. Becomes the Bite of '87 if used on an entity that is not an adult.
Special: Bite of '87: If the Adventure of '87 is used on an entity that is a child/teenager, or the entity targeted is human and under 18, the Adventure of '87 becomes the Bite of '87, one-hitting the target regardless of hp. If they are strong enough to survive, Nightmare Fredbear is summoned to finish them off. This includes anything controlled by a child. Ignore's armor, shields, status effects, and bodyguards.
Speaks in gold-colored text with nearly perfect english, and can break the forth wall. When serious, switchs to white-colored text highlighted with black, and sometimes SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS WHILE BOLDING HIS TEXT. Automatically bolds "bite of 87"
Adventure Fredbear says "Hi!"
Tazz, feel free to do the dialogue for him.
Recipes ======
Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)
(N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 0/7
useful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright
Gambler's Gredideir
Entity's:==================
The ebarf panics as it notices it's half HP! it quickly charges richard, banners flying and weapons and armor enchancted with Anti-Godmodding x!
Charges========
3/50
3/50
3+ to Engie
Fredbear (and by I mean, the real-deal, not Adventure Fredbear) has insisted that I tell you that the Bite of '87 was a complete accident and anything contrary to it is, in fact, legally constituted in several societies as a case of Libel. Of course, neither the place I have currently holed myself up in NOR the mystery server have those laws in place, so technically you WOULD be good...But, balance changes.
Adventure Fredbear loses the 1 Armor (which in his case, would only reduct exactly 1 point of damage...Not all that great). His Pixelation chance is 30%, but if it triggers, he can't be interacted with in any way bar orders to the entity-no effects can otherwise touch him, beneficial or otherwise. Mimic Ball will only allow 3 targets and Fredbear to double-act. Finally, as a one-shot would be a hard-to-activate passive all to itself on an entity of such a charge, and one that would probably be a double-suicide to boot, the Bite of '87 is outright not happening (Adventure of '87 is still OK).
EBARF will do as you say!
Copied Post
Since I don't know which players are which allegiance I +1 two random AZ players. I +3 Crystal
Asterix: 7/10
Blue Nightcap || Bedrock Fragment = Bedrock Nightcap (Lv. 6 3/7)
Bedrock Fragment && Golden Fragment = ? (Lv.? 1/?)
I show the Chief Twitchy the Wombo Combo video. The hype is so intense, he accidentally Wombo Combos himself! ...Somehow.
Bedrock Fragment && Golden Fragment = Gilded Bedrock Fragment (Level 7: 1/8)
"That Ain't Falco! Aww, Poor Zhu, poor Zhu! And now Ap! Happy Feet! WOMBO COMBO! OH! OOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOH! OH MY GOSH!!! OH MY GOSH!!!! OH MY GOSH!!! WHERE ARE YOU AT?! WHERE ARE YOU AT?! WOMBO COMBOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"-Wombo Combo video, badly misremembered by yours truly, dealing roughly 9,000 damage to Twitchy. Who WAS female. Not entirely sure if anything beyond convenient labeling applies for Twitchy, but let's just keep saying that Twitchy is female.
Action:
I install the Archer card in Heavy class Commandment once again, launching a wave explosive blades at Twitchy, I chase after them, using the Prototype Psionic Hyena Pin to keep my thoughts focused on the two Invocations whose principles I most agree with, Fuoco's passionate drive, contrasted with Lacrima's despairing resolve. Just as the blades are about to impact, I stop and portal in a sea-serpent that strikes at Twitchy though the smoke left behind by the blast.
Entity orders:Shield Princess casting Shield of Snowflakes on Chef-Class Imperator Titan.Wraith investigating Twitchy for additional information now that the array is gone. - - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - - Main Roleplay Chunk:MZ: I'm going to focus on some of my projects for a while, be careful while I'm away. SP: Don't say it that way.
MZ: Sorry, but that's the way I already said it.
Now feels like a good time for a bit more exposition, for those of you who can observe somehow, it will be about the City of Alhambra for a while. Now, the City may have it's flaws, but it's much more accepting of non-humans than the outside, which means I find it a more comfortable place to live. Sure the rain is permanent, and the food is salty, but it's home.
ConsumerOfAll Centric RP Chunk
After sidestepping the grief-beam, I divide some of my attention towards ConsumerOfAll in a more lasting fashion.
MZ: Attacking me from the start?
MZ: And all I wanted was to find out why that power you were working with felt the way it did.
MZ: I can't help it if I notice something that's almost, but not quite, like something
MZ: Besides, we're both 'Players'.
MZ: So it's not like we can do any major damage to each-other, for now anyway.
MZ: And for the other one of you...
MZ: You made yourself clear.
MZ: Maybe we're just from similar worlds, but still.
MZ: ...You know what, let me tell you a story;
MZ: Wishing to save the world from a force that slowly eats away at it, celestial beings grant a measure of their power to people who then fight that force on their behalf. MZ: Those who accept their offer do so primarily though engaging in magical battles against strange creatures that seem to have no goal beyond consuming people. MZ: And so those who fight embrace certain viewpoints or philosophies, channeling emotions that alter the properties of the the power they wield.
MZ: ...That should be a good place to stop for now.
MZ: Any of that sound familiar to you?
TwinBuilder Centric RP Chunk
I split my attention once more, this new direction for my senses being towards the Scribe, and, by extension, the strange plant-creature next to him.
The words Monster and Emotions almost always get me to swivel an ear over to the speaker's direction, a tic that comes both from from spending more time in the City than out of it, and because both topics involve me, one more than the other...Though in this case, it's clear neither word is being used in the same way I'm used to them being used.
He claims to be empty, but those expressions... Require further investigation.
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
Dragon Coffee [Level 2] && Basic Spellbook = Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5] (5/6)
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10] (4/11)
Phoenix Extract [Level 4] && Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] = Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4] (3/5)
Charges:Project Fenris 29/50 (+1 from Talist, +3 from Twin): A voice whispers "Once, there was a maiden..."Can You Spare... A Heart? 7/50: Not that I'd get to show off for more than a moment or two, if I went through with it.
Twoscore Mirror Gaze 7/25: ...How did I not notice that sound? Was I really that distracted by everything else. Oh, well, I can fix that easily.
Boosts:
+2 for Talist
+1 for Twin
Your entities will do as you say! 16,000 damage to Twitchy!
Re-echeladder 4/50
Lin-Willdrew 23/50
??? 28/50
Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Amptitan Rifles 11/11
Watch && Time Titan Essence = ??? 1/11
Whip && Space Titan Essence = ??? 1/11
Knife && Ice Titan Essence = Titanfrost Dagger 3/11
34,000/40,000 XP Lv. 3 (+3 HP total)
+3 Twin
I pull out the Amptitan Rifles.
Golem: ...Why do I keep getting these things, anyways?Golem: I mean really, it's kind of odd by now.Golem: We've finally established the Terraria session as canon, and said that levels would cross over and do appropriate damage.Golem: But we're also using different levels, since Crys/Crypt/Jon copied Twin's levels and are basically okay with just wholesale recreating things without actually listing the levels, and Tazz is saying that Twin's levels aren't going to be followed automatically.Golem: Which means that Piono's alchemies are simultaneously level 10 and creatable with titan essences, and uncreatable because Tazz says that they're too powerful for that, even though I could probably get one of "my" copies of Piono's alchemies, and use it as a level 10 alchemy, but not be able to create it over here.Golem: This is hurting my brain, or brain-analogue. Or hivemind, have I even decided where I'm actually going with this?Golem: Am I just a single golem turned into a ridiculous hivemind encompassing literally every block of obsidian out there? Is that even something that should happen? ... Well, it sure is a good thing that I'm so terrible at capitalizing on my ridiculous stupid backstories that this hypothetical ridiculousness will never be used at its full potential. I mean, this on top of knowing... god, all of Psi's research? Why do I even say these things and make them canon. Or at least, "canon", pending retcons from either GMs who think that that's way too much(and I think that honestly I'd agree) or myself because that is really just kind of stupid.Golem: Anyways, let's just. take out this...
The Golem pulls out a small, fluffy dog.
Golem: Wait, no, isn't this already on the battlefield? How'd it even get into my inventory? ...I mean I guess there was that weird timeline split thing, so I guess this is an alternate timeline dog. I'll just ... reach into its fur and...*sound of unabsorbing an artifact*Golem: I... I don't know what to do now. I'll just toss this at something. The dog's probably absorbed all the artifact's power anyhow.
The artifact is flung into the air, and I promptly shoot it into the High Knife Clusters.
Some powers are just better than others, and we all know it. To save you a little bit more time: Skip Void as well until the Level 15s become available (which, good news, isn't too far off).
Also, I doubt Psi put ALL of his research, as a whole, into anything other than his mind, and even then, though you could have quite a bit, I doubt you could even use some of it.
24,000 damage to a High Knife Cluster!
es
8 Klein Star Omegas && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Klein Star Module (5/6)
Fire Arrow && Water Arrow && Earth Arrow && Air Arrow && Order Arrow && Entropy Arrow = Arrow of the Primal (5/7)
Tracking Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rocket && Advanced Chainsaw = Tracking Rocket Chainsaw (4/8)
Modules: 0/40,000 EMC. Transferring into .
: Condensing nothing. 40,000/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving from .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (18/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (6/50)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (24/50)
+3 to Pit
Storypost= CHARACTER SELECT => The VocaloP
You are now controlling [REDACTED], the VocaloP. Being an avid user of all singing synthesizers (but primarily Vocaloid) and having memorized the phonologies of several languages, she is friends by "working in similar fields" with the girl sitting next to her, who is currently... depressed.
(She speaks in [D@ v@Uk@loId v@Z@n @f eks-s{mp@].)
> Talk to Rinon.???: [du: ju want thu: thQlk]?RINON: əbaʊt wʌt˦˥???: [dZVst @baUt stVf tu: get aU@ maInz Qf D@ sItSjueIS@n].RINON: ʃwɚ aɪ ɡɛs
The two professionals engage in conversation, transcribed into various near-unreadable phonetic systems, for the next half hour. They both feel much better after it.
Action
In addition to the previous cacophony created by me and Crystal, I cast some spells from the Codex U8: 1F50A 4DE9 0031 0030 0030 0030 33C8 2044 0073 2250 1F442 1F4A5... The volume of the cacophony increases rapidly until the ?!Sound can no longer be heard. 1F50A 291F 296C 1F50A 2920 The ?!Sound is overriden by the cacophony. The ?!Sound is no more. Entity ActionFENNIA: Now that that is dealt with...
Fennia grabs a doubleturnstile and jams it into the Disembodied Heart, blood spurting everywhere, then pulls it out and drops a literal bomb of logic symbols on it.
The ?!Noise is long gone! Fennia will do as you say.
"And now..."
I glare at Zero as she attempts to intimidate us.
"Oi! You ... Uh ... Whoever you are ... Stop that! .... Yeah..."
"..."
FOCUSED
I then retrieve a revolver from my pocket and pistol whip Twitchy's face. I leap over the beast and spray gunfire down at it. And a stab in the back for good measure.
---Charges----
Betty Crocker Fruit Gushers && Can of Shaving Cream = Betty Crocker Barbasol Bomb (2/2) COMPLETED
Steel Dagger && Snake Statue && Spider Venom = ??? (1/?)
7/25 Queen Ant.
6/25 Redwood.
Betty Crocker Barbasol Bomb: Be careful with this thing! The Barbasol is explosive!
Steel Dagger && Snake Statue && Spider Venom = Intoxication (Level 5: 1/6)
[RP AND ATTACKS]
I begin laughing like a complete maniac at Mythic. ConsumerOfAll: First of all, I don't particularly like it when my enemies stare at me rather then the more experienced and likely more powerful combatants here who actually know what's happening. It means that they probably want me dead. ConsumerOfAll: Second of all, we're enemies. Why would I explain to you the way grief works when you can just use that Wraith you summoned to scan one of the Clara Dolls? ConsumerOfAll: You wouldn't get accurate results because of the fact they actually managed to gain emotions, but it was worth a shot. ConsumerOfAll: Finally, that was a feint. If it hit, you could just take five seconds out of your life to respawn. If we can't deal major damage to each other, how about this? ConsumerOfAll: STRIFE. 5 lives, winner gains the knowledge of anything they ask the loser about their emotion based magical system, loser loses nothing. No interference from anything unless one of us breaks that rule, and one extra magical ability allowed in addition to being Descendants. ConsumerOfAll: No invulnerability, of course. ConsumerOfAll: Do you accept? ConsumerOfAll: If so, choose your buff and let's STRIFE.
I wait for Mythic to accept my offer to STRIFE/duel, before going back to the Void Shield. The Charge Abomination somehow hears my feelings and decides to maul the Shield if it's still alive or the Imperator Titan if the shield is down, before I take out a massive spear made out of red energy and throw it up in the air. The spear floats up into the sky, before creating a spiral of red energy around itself and piercing into the Void Shield. It repeatedly twists, drilling through the shield and destablising the already unstable Void Energy inside of it, before exploding, hopefully finishing off the Void Shield.
[HOMURA ACTION]
Let's see...
MZ: Wishing to save the world from a force that slowly eats away at it, celestial beings grant a measure of their power to people who then fight that force on their behalf.
The Incubators could be counted as celestial, but I don't know anyone who directly wished to end entropy.
MZ: Those who accept their offer do so primarily though engaging in magical battles against strange creatures that seem to have no goal beyond consuming people.
Yes, in every reset.
MZ: And so those who fight embrace certain viewpoints or philosophies, channeling emotions that alter the properties of the the power they wield.
This is where it differs. Of course we have different viewpoints, after a while of killing witches and seeing your friends killed over and over again, it kind of changes the way you view the world.
MZ: ...That should be a good place to stop for now.
MZ: Any of that sound familiar to you?
Yes, it does. Only, I decided to stop it. If I didn't become the devil, the cycle would continue over and over again. It was for the better.
The Clara Dolls? (I don't think it's fit to call them Dolls if they somehow gained emotions) use Tears. Their lack of power is really annoying on this Battlefield, but the fact that they have emotions could help balance that out.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Homulilly 21/40 (+3 from Best Godmodder)
Number 15 10/40 (+3 from Best Godmodder)
The 0riginal Megalovania 5/50 (+3 from Best Godmodder)
Coin Launcher || ESP Railgun == only my railgun (4/9)
userzero == ???
userZERO == ???
USERzero == ???
+3 to PitTheAngel (I really missed out on that charge. I'll try to get the next one.)
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC] @mythicZoologist: You can ask to change the rules, and my character will accept them if they don't give either of us a blatant advantage. You can also refuse.@FBSN: That was the Spell Matrix, which healed every one of Twitchy's parts by 100kHP. (THIS NEXT PLOTLINE IS VERY, VERY INTERESTING. That aside, who is her? It's not UserZero, because she's covered under godmodders and him probably refers to Chara (who I guess in the DTG universe is male), but who is 'her'? It's probably the female from the Scribe's backstory that Flowey mentioned, but she's supposedly gone and the only other females I could think of that have been mentioned in DTG who can restart time are Chara (who is male according to Flowey) and Homura. Any other guesses?)
35,000 damage to the Void Shield!...Do keep in mind, the only way to REALLY get rid of it for good is to destroy the Imperator itself. Otherwise, it'll regenerate, even at 0 HP.
FOCUSED ATTACK!
I look at the Disembodied Heart (That is the most annoying part of Twitchy (a mix of Skarmory and Aurin Esper with the BoI including the bits of TPP related stuff)) then I close my index finger to create the Telekinetic Kunai in the sky but duplicated into a thousand kunais, I telekineticily connect the kunais together and split into groups, and I throw all the Telekinetic Kunais right at the Disembodied Heart. After that, I summon a group of Doors of Teleporation then I align the Doors around the Disembodied Heart at the start to the end. (Red, Green, Yellow and Blue) I start off by enter the Red Door while floating leads then I fire my guns at the Disembodied Heart into the green door, I pull out my Telekinesis Katana Prototype focused and I slash around the Disembodied Heart at the Speed of Sound before entering the yellow door, I pull off my Rocket launchers then I rocket jumped on the Disembodied Heart before entering the blue door while I do that, I use my Power Elbow Slam right in the Disembodied Heart and I jump off with all the Doors of Teleporation disappeared. While i walk off slightly faster, I click my fingers to drop the Mega Ton Anvil at the Disembodied Heart.
Alchemies used: None (Expect the Prototype Weapons)
Not Available because i dont have enough ideas.
Sans is coming in 3 more turns... Ebbotine h0I! 24/30Heal/Support based Ally 36/50 +1 from Talist, Leon and MeGa/RedstoneCoarsebot? 9/40 Alchemy Creation: Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = Like a Boss 6/11Mini LHC && Crazy Particles && Meowmere ll Rune Blade = Madhouse 5/11Red Paint && Rocket Launcher && Giant Pistol = Red Dead Retribution 4/8 (Part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree (The REKT Cannon is Level 25++ (If i had to make the [REDACTED])) Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line:Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Not started yet,
Allies Action:
Sir Shield protects Lunai and Mega Greed and put Large Counter on himself.
Lunai breathes the Healing Fire on Sir Shield.
+1 Talist, +1 MeGa, +1 Twin
Charge Bank: N/A
OOC: Is Creatively Using Alchemies possible to deal more damage? (like using a Weapon/Healing/Support based Alchemy and using Creativity to boost it's power)
Weapons:
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Light
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits) (I am saving these until Walker summons the big thing or another Big Boss/Gatekeeper appeared.)
Potion of Dire Nectar: 1x (Used on the Target for Healing + Instant Crits)
Materials:
Broken Temmie Crown (h0I!)
Essence of Sp00p (Used for Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 15+ (+ is i want to make the Plusinator Crystal via the 50 post Charge.)))
Answer to your question: Yes. Also, Pricey, in order to have an action count as focused, you must literally have one post. It's a mechanic to HELP people with time for only one, as theoretically there is no action you can do in one post that you cannot do better in two if there wasn't the doubling of damage from Focusing.
In any case, 21,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart! Your entities will do as you say.
Whups. Looks like the Guitar Solo is dropping in intensity!
However, ding-dong, the stupid jerk known as the Chief is dead!
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 32/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 7/50
Snow Tank: 7/15
I +Assist Talist.
I take my Linecutter Axe and give one of the Lil' Haunts forty whacks.
While I'm at it, I also line up the solo from Born of Osiris - Follow the Signs to the Guitar Solo! I also focus all of the musical rock-hardcore energies into attacking any vulnerable part of Twitchy, ignoring any other enemy entities!
I'm not sure, but should I start up another round of alchemies?
Support: 54/100
7,000 damage to a Lil' Haunt! The Guitar Solo will focus on Twitchy's vulnerable bits...Meaning, aside from other things, the now-very-vulnerable Twitchy.
Geometry Dash Blocks && Rage Blade = Polygon Madness 9/9 Done.
Nerf Rebelle Ultimate Crossbow (inb4 feminism intensifies) && Arrow && Machine Gun = SpamBow 2000 6/7
D-Force Kidd's Top Hat && Bladed Boomerang && Shortener = Secret Agent's Bowler Hat 5/6
Thai Milk Tea && Lucky Charms && Hot Cocoa && Artificial Sweetener && Gun = Blaster of Bitterness and Saltiness 1/??? (Acronym: BOBAS)
+1 to Pricey +1 to Toast +1 to Leon
Lance 36/50
OH YES! 2/30
Winchester Rotomo 2/30
I launch myself up to the Disembodied Hart and stab it again and again with Venomheart.
Polygon Madness: A blade that is composed entirely of polygon wireframes. Running while holding this will make you go stupidly fast-fast enough that you approach the speed of light without issue, and the blade is pretty sharp. Running at the speed of light is awesome enough, but you can also use this sword to summon geometrical constructs to do your bidding. Its one weakness: Run into anything and you die, fast.
Thai Milk Tea && Lucky Charms && Hot Cocoa && Artificial Sweetener && Gun = Blaster of Bitterness and Saltiness (Level 6: 1/7)
6,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart!
43/50 Hyperstorm
18/50 XCOM Base
2/2 Instant Mooks
+1 proof, nulitor, hector
I summon a bunch of Goombas and Koopas to protect Dark Bowser, who has way too low HP.
Goomba x100: 800/800 HP each. Takes 5x damage from a player attack involving stomping them. Bodyguarding Dark Bowser.
Koopas x 50: 400/400 HP each. Destroyed Koopas turn into Koopa Shells. Bodyguarding Dark Bowser.
Koopa Shells x 0: 1000/1000 HP each, created when Koopas are destroyed. Can be attacked to knock them into another entity, dealing damage equal to 2x the damage dealt to the shell to the thing they get hit into (so an attack that destroys one and launches it into something else deals 2000 damage to the thing it gets knocked into). At the end of an EOTB, shells that were not created during that post turn back into Koopas (so if they get created during the EOTB or from a player action during the round, they do not turn back into Koopas until the end of next round). Cannot do anything.
These guys do very low damage, if any damage at all (they likely do no damage).
I find a random Minecraft Forums bug that causes the victim's browser to lock up and refuse to close for anything less than a full reboot of the system. Since the GS team attacks first during the EOTB, I attempt to use this bug to stop the EOTB after the GS team attacks. However, this just leads to the inevitable Tazzwarp instead of having its effect, since Tazz has all week to finish the update (OOC: This bug actually happened). I also replicate a bunch of drones and have them attack the AZ boss.
Foundation Cyber Portal at {REDACTED}
"What happens if we send an SCP-732 corrupted hard-drive in there?"
"25% chance of it corrupting everything, 25% chance of it making Mary Sue characters that wreck the godmodders, 25% chance that it just stays in the harddrive on the server until some AI decides to contact it, and a 25% chance that the godmodders get rid of it with extreme prejudice. Final verdict: do not send through."
"Small problem. I think one of the computers we sent through during testing earlier had such an infection on it when it was sent through. The infection was apparently incubating, but another test from the D-class controlling the computer indicates a positive for such infection."
"Crap. Tell the D-class to smash that computer! NOW!"
"He isn't responding, sir. Unable to make contact."
SCP-732 Hard Drive [?]: 5000/5000 HP
Corrupted D-class [?]: 1000/1000 HP
OOC: more of the "random stuff that does wierd stuff and isnt controlled by me" summons. Note that this may not actually cause paradoxes, but will probably make people wish it did.
Entity Orders: Dark Bowser has his new minions protect him, then attempts to attack the AZ Titan, knowing that the Titan is unlikely to waste a whole turn to block one attack. It then laments its horrible lack of health.
Goombas and Koopas summoned! Crusher, word of advice: Charging does NOT automatically protect the entity from being brainwashed, it just makes it less likely. Since you're lagging on entities, though, I'll allow it. They won't do damage, but Goombas can kick shells for max damage without breaking them if they exist.
Rather than allow the Update to go on for over a week, I politely shoot EXOS in its face-analouge via a virus that is mostly harmless except to use bugs to delay the update. Pls no.
They do in fact cause a paradox-fortunately, the last quarter-perecent chance was the winner, so only one roll occurs! The roll is 5823! The Koopas can now be kicked for the 2000 damage without destroying their shells!
n progress/finished=======
Template: Helmet && bATTLEFURY'S tEMMIE aRMOR?!?!?! = ??? 1/? Level ?
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 2/11 Level 10
D20X3 & D10 = D15x3 3/5 Level 4
Actual action=========
I drop the annoying dog in front of the dog that came out of Golems inventory. The paradox somehow glitchs out the other Annoying Dog, Creating the Alternate Glitched Annoying Dog
Lesser Alternate Glitched Annoying Dog
[PZ]
15000/15000
Can glitch entity's and attacks.
Oh, for heavens sake! its been at least a year, and now my screen is glitching? Again?! At least its only a bit, but still..
Argh, i might have to leave for a bit to restart my computer. It's not too bad, but it could get worse.
==== Expended Charge: None 0/0 ====
Recipes ======
Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)
(N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 0/7
useful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright
Gambler's Gredideir
Entity's:==================
The annoying dog barks. Loudly. Very loudy.... Someone's ears just exploded.
Adventure Fredbear decides to try this "fighting" thing. On a [AZ] entity.
Charges========
1/20
4/10
3/50
3+ to Engie
Alternate Glitched Annoying Dog summoned! A Paradox roll occurs, because of, well, the Paradox, which UserZero destroys! Your roll is 2887! The Red Array of Death contracts around Princess, killing her instantly, before it warps around Lil' Chub and expands to properly accommodate him.
42/50
7/30
I open the magical land of Godmodica, a beautiful place where godmodders named Richard can roam!
Godmocia:
HP: Not much:
*no special abilities*
Will not do anything unless Richard enters it.
It's definitely not a trap.
Why would you ever think that.
UserZero stops you! It's all too easy for Richard to literally apply your words to it to make it NOT a Trap via Godmodding!
Crippled Braindamaged Weak Puny Honey Badger: 11/50
One of the most awesome gunships ever: 11/50
Lots of bling: 8/14
I call down an artillery strike, an airstike and a sonic attack (Which basically consists of teleporting loudspeakers which play "Baby" and "Friday" at the target) on the PZs. After that, I proceed to perform an infamous combo involving a road roller getting airdropped while I ride it as a finisher while shouting a scream that could be construed into an onomatopeia (Which is: WRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!) on Twitchy.
I manipulate the atoms around twitchy with the aid of the orb of space-time manipulation and transform a lot of the ground around her in many swords made of diamonds, considering the fact that diamonds are made of carbon and just assembled in a peculiar structure this is incredibly easy to do so the amount of swords created from the ground is immense, after that I channel void energies manipulated thorough the orb Voidial Manipulation over all the swords and telechinetically pull all of these on her.
+3 to Pit [AZ]
the Glory 48/50
Spadaccino 32/50
...... 20/50
a piece of paper with the Library of Babel algorithm generator && matrice limitativa = Babel's Breaker (Level 5: 6/6) Complete! Examine it.
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 6/9)
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) (Level 8: 5/9)
Babel's Breaker: Does not grant omniscience, since the Matrice Limitavia does NOT in fact work in such a manner that it can answer questions you do not know the answer to. this CAN limit the randomness of a Tower of Babel function that apparently only has 23 characters of the english alphabet, and then print it out. As a side effect, and probably the real reason this is Level 5, this thing generates infinite paper. It also looks like the Tower of Babel in miniature.
The Hidden Rogue Hunter 26/50
Government 2/50
Hyperstorm Boss 38/50 +2 from Crusher
+1 to nulitor, +1 to crusher, +1 to hecter
John
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn.
Current Form: Spellcaster:
Forms:
Beast:
10% Minicrit chance
Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster:
-2000 to healing and damage
Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
"EAT PIE, AZ ENTITIES!" Seriously, John takes a pie and shares it among some AZ entities and then "SHOVES IT DOWN HEZETOR'S THROAT", somehow healing him...
Alchemies:
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
Scalding Unholy Water X1
Finished Alchemy Project:
Dragon Coffee [Level 2] && Basic Spellbook = Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5] (6/6)
One of the few things from earth I can't go without, now in magic form.
Action:MZ: In a fight between a Hero and a Monster, the Hero usually wins.
MZ: But a fight between two Monsters is much more fun.
MZ: If only I could make our fight that one.
I remember that I'm wearing highly-durable armor, and I apply it to twitchy in elbow-strike form.
Entity orders:
On my first post.
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - - Main Roleplay Chunk:
The sun never rises in the City, I don't think we ever had one there really, but the lamps never are kept burning constantly anyway, creatures of darkness tend to manifest in unlit areas, which means brighter lit areas are much safer than those that are dimming.
The first time I left the City and saw Earth, I couldn't understand why they let it get dark at night until I learned that the Darkness can't manifest anything from the mere lack of appropriate lighting on Earth. Heh, I couldn't really understand what night was.
Time in the city is kept twenty-five hour 'days' based on the rain cycle, as lighting is flickering, constant, and pervasive in areas not abandoned or besieged by the Darkness. While the extra hour is nice when working on a deadline, it also means that basic timekeeping becomes a major hassle as soon as you include both sides of the walls. Unless there's a Time Mage on hand, they seem to just get it somehow.
...Maybe someone in the Order of the Pelican can make a watch that tracks both times?
ConsumerOfAll Centric RP Chunk
I take a moment to consider ConsumerOfAll's proposal.
MZ: Are any of our alchemy-made tools allowed? MZ: Or are we considering those 'buffs'?.
MZ: Assuming they are.
MZ: I'll keep my armor.
MZ: What will you be using?
TwinBuilder Centric RP Chunk
I'd normally associate a plant that behaves like a non-plant creature to with either Legno or some kind of creature of darkness more defined than a common Shade, Flowey doesn't seem to be channeling Ombra though, emotionally they look, or should I be saying smell, it occurs ... Empty? So as usual for the godmodder conflict, things are outside my normal purview.
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10] (5/11)
Phoenix Extract [Level 4] && Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] = Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4] (4/5)
Charges:Project Fenris 30/50 A voice whispers "Once, there was a maiden..."Can You Spare... A Heart? 8/50: Not that I'd get to show off for more than a moment or two, if I went through with it.
Twoscore Mirror Gaze 8/25: ...How did I not notice that sound? Was I really that distracted by everything else. Oh, well, I can fix that easily.
Boosts:
+2 for Talist
+1 for Twin
OK, on the Strife Thing: I think I can get you and Consumer covered if you're REALLY going to do that, but you'll either have to (A) beat Twitchy or (B) head over to Terraria and jump on it's Arena thread, which is VERY non-canon.
+1 Chrimass Tree
45/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"
12/20 Shroom Second Coming
2/10 Medics
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Gate 1: Indestructible
Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield)
Energy Shield: HP 50,000 (Regens 10,000 HP Per Turn, Only blocks attacks at control panel if it has more than 1 HP, HP can not be lowered past 1)
Special Ability: Can summon minor entities using charge points
Gains 1 Charge per turn
Entity charge limit is 5
When Control panel is destroyed control of the Entity goes to the destroyer.
Hint:When more Gates are unlocked the power of the gates increase.
I order my Shroomb Assault force and Defence force to stand guard and retaliate to anyone that attacks.
Walker: level 2, 681500 damage
Something Big: 43/50 (+1 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 43/50 (+1 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 44/50 (+1 from battlefury13)
+3 to battlefury13
Walker sighs audibly.
"ALL OF THESE CHARGES, AND YET I DON'T KNOW WHAT GORILLA THEY WOULD BE BEST SUITED FOR... EH. THAT COMES LATER. MAYBE I'LL SEE IF HE WOULD LEND A HAND... OR A TRIGGER. TO BE PRECISE."
This does not bode well for the AZ team. Especially with the way Walker just said He implying that someone particularly powerful might be summoned... Walker then ruins the grimness of the situation by playing a pretty damn good song via a stolen sound system! Which just so happens to clash horribly with the guitar solo, utterly devastating the entity.
- 1/2
| Charges | The Dead Pool 33/35 (+0 from no-one)
Old Spice 40/50. F it, this is going to be a levelling system.
Sun-dered. 4/40
| Alchemy |
! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 8/11)
(Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat && Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab= Sodarayg (Level 10 - 11/11) DONE. YEAH. COOL. I GUESS.
Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level 11 3/12)
Except for the first ingredient ofc
1+ to Ire 1+ to Twin 1+ to MeGa
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
| Action |
Twitchy took the place of the Chief, suddenly finding themself roughly somewhere in the vaguely defined facility. The undefined thing seemed to be feeding off the amount of vagueness in the room. Maybe. Eventually the about-3-post attack took hold of something in the thing and the thing sent a thing of stuff at Twitchy. It seemed to tear him/her/it into increasingly vague pieces, his/her/their/our grip on reality becoming blurred (probably) and likely more and more vague. Eventually, Twitchy's something did something in a vague manner, I guess, causing Twitchy to self detonate as something was finally defined. For some reason.
Whoops, made mistake: The Scrapper's Armory should be Level 10, not 11.
Sodarayg: Gyarados Backwards. All weird puns aside, this is a Gyarados-shaped can of Soda. Within its boundaries lies every soda in existence mixed into a glorious carbonated concoution of mind-blowing sweetness, bound to delight any tastebud even a drip of it touches. and its unlimited.
10,000 damage to Twitchy!
43/50
8/30
+3 Consumerofall
I continue to work on getting that 50-post charge through. Dangit, that stupid hilariously durable Imperator Titan... Am I doing enough damage to even get through the shields? I send a shield-penetrating robot through, powered with my frustration(that's it, that's literally it's ONLY source of power), to try and attack the main body with FRUSTRATION DAMAGE.
9,000 damage to the Chef-Class Imperator Titan! Protip: You ought to ignore the Shields entirely and focus on BIG attacks to bypass them entirely, as that's basically 100,000 HP of damage you can skip.
Action 2/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 33/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 8/50
Snow Tank: 8/15
I +Assist The_Topazian's charges.
I materialize dual Crystal Swords from hammerspace! These are lightweight blades that will seem to dance in their users' hands. I unleash a various and vicious suite of attacks, raining down a furious array of slashes and stabs upon one of the Lil'Haunts! I hate that boss and it's going down!
Support: 52/100
Items:None
Command:
Focused Checkbox:[X]
Charges:
1.Diamond Powered Sword 4/5 =====
Diamond Powered Sword:
DMG:1750 + Electricified(1000 dmg(1st turn),1500 dmg(2nd turn), 500 dmg(3rd turn), 250 dmg(4th turn))
2.Railgun Mark XXI 4/10 ==========
Railgun Mark XXI
Used the newest technology,it can be held:
DMG:6750 + Fracture(250/turn for 2 turn)
Reload Time: 1 shot per other turn
3.Book Of Summoning 4/10 ==========
Book Of Summoning:
-1 on any of every summons, gain Charge-3*1.5 XP
Can gain Experience, Lv^2*100XP = -Lv on any summon, Lv +1=New Lv
I already said what was the issue with this above. That being said, one other thing: A Focused Action is exactly 1 post, two posts and you don't get Focusing.
[RP AND ATTACKS] ConsumerOfAll: No, what I mean by buff is something like the person who changes forms based on how much damage he deals or the other person who can copy abilities. ConsumerOfAll: Yes, you can use alchemies. ConsumerOfAll: I'll take my Iron-Capped Wooden Wand, Dark Matter Sword and only my railgun when that's finished. ConsumerOfAll: You can use the same abilities you use have in normal attacks. ConsumerOfAll: Since you seem to want to accept, I take out my invinciblity now.
I then turn my attention to the Chef-Class Imperator Titan. I take out a sword with Rust II, and cut straight through the Imperator. Rust II makes anything the sword touches rust. You can work out the rest.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Homulilly 25/40 ======================================== (+3 from TT2000) Number 15 11/40 ======================================== The 0riginal Megalovania 6/50 ================================================== Coin Launcher || ESP Railgun == only my railgun (5/9) =========
+1 to Walker, +2 to TT2000
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
ConsumerOfAll [PZ] 20/20HP. Artifical AIM Field: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII. Lives: IIIII
It seems that players who choose to go vulnerable gain an extra ability.
The Artifical AIM Field increases once per turn as well as every time I deal more then 10,000 damage in a turn. For example, if I deal 30,000 damage, it goes up by three. Every time I take more than 4 damage, it goes down by one and if I die, it resets.
1 - 3: Does nothing.
4 - 6: Deals low damage and weakens the attack of a random non-PZ.
7 - 10: Deals moderate damage and stuns a random non-PZ, or deals low damage and weakens the attack of three random non-PZs.
11 - 14: My attacks have a 40% chance to stun. Deals heavy damage and stuns a random non-PZ, or deals moderate damage and weakens the attack of three random non-PZs.
15: My attacks mini-crit and have a 40% chance to stun. Deals light damage and weakens the attack of all non-PZs or deals moderate damage and weakens the attack of three random non-PZs.
This is probably OP, so it should probably be nerfed. (Just to clarify, a buff is something like John's class system or Hezetor's Copy. Normal attacks, charged attacks and alchemies are allowed, but no ordering entities to attack each other. If any of us uses foul play such as getting another player or entity to attack each other, the no entities allowed rules go out of the windows and anything can be used to win.)
Again, as said above, I think I have a way to settle this, as while intriguing, it also is basically begging the Godmodders to beat one of you to Oblivion and force you to respawn. And Respawning takes a turn. I think it would just be better if it was taken to, say, an Arena thread.
Post IIThe teal crystals adorning the now hanged Vortex Monolith suddenly light up again, gathering the mist around itself for one last time. The mist takes on humanoid shape, despite its incorporeal nature somehow managing to untie the rope around its neck, and walking towards the Disembodied Heart. The humanoid figure arrives at the Heart, standing in front of it as it rears its head, revealing a vortex-shaped hole. The barren desolation of fallen and failed vortices. The Disembodied Heart has no eyes, yet it can see the light of long-dead galaxies. It feels as if it is nothing but the echoing screams of a half-dead god, fated to rise again.The unseen converges. It surrounds the heart.And it tightens like a noose. The Vortex Monolith within the humanoid figure explodes into thousands of small, sharp, rocky shards, the majority of which penetrate the weak flesh of the Heart as a swirling wisp of teal energy ascends from the location formerly occupied by the dead Vortex Monolith, disappearing into an unseen portal.The wisp travels through transdimensional depths and celestial seas before reappearing inside a formerly-forgotten pocket dimension, where it splits into thousands of pieces much like the Monolith it was trapped in. The pieces quickly descend onto a nearby sarcophagus, beginning to fiercely attack the chains surrounding it. Golden chain after golden chain gets unceremoniously broken, unleashing the entity within.The entity within cares more about the entity standing before it. The entity standing before the other entity cares about its the multitude of holes in its orange robe, which reveal the multitude of what appear to be sunspots on the surface of its flesh (going by the "miniature star twisted into humanoid shape" definition of flesh), and about the broken spear in its hand. The solar parasite at the entity's feet cares about food.Vorxett: what-happenedSolarus: TRIED TO OBTAIN THE ESSENCE OF A AN UNKNOWN ENTITYSolarus: IT SET UP ME THE BOMBSolarus: INSIDE OF THE SUNSolarus: I FEEL FINEY grabs some of the shards of the exploded Vortex Monolith and inserts them into the Nebula Monolith, healing it.Miner's Choice 7/10Spider Staff 2/4Deadly Bloom 3/9Stardust Monolith 2/15SCP-882 19/20!The Broken Church 15/20
5,000 HP to the Nebula Monolith! 24,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart!
2/2
| Charges |
The Dead Pool 34/35
Old Spice 41/50. F it, this is going to be a levelling system.
Sun-dered. 7/40 (+2 from Redstone before my last post which I didn't add)
| Alchemy |
! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 9/11)
(Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat && Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab= Sodarayg (Level 10 - 11/11) DONE. YEAH. COOL. I GUESS.
Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level 11 3/12)
1+ to Ire 1+ to Twin 1+ to MeGa
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
| Action |
~Kek. I think ~Toast is an example of how you don't need to be an Uber-Powerful being. ~Toast (not to be confused with Toast, which may or may not be her future self) is just a robotic pirate with a deep afinity for hitting things.
==Turn 2==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Ante Up 45/50 (+3 from MerryKirisame.)
Charge #3: 7/30
Charge #4: 5/40
+3 to Twin.
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 8/11
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 8/11
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 7/11
==Action==
Crystal takes the Flowmetal Wand again, and prepares to deal the final blow to the !?Noise, if it hasn’t already been eradicated by the cacophony of sound created by Cobalt and him, as well as the dispelling. A web of intangible magical threads radiates out from the tip of the wand, covering the battlefield - then, in a flash, Crystal merges the D&D spell Silence, the MTG enchantment Aura of Silence, and the Final Fantasy spell/status effect Silence to completely blanket the battlefield in an aura of silence so strong that no entity or player can even hear a shout from six inches away. If the removal of the !?Noise is successful, the weather changes to Silence: No effect.
==Entities==
See my last post.
==Responses/RP==
N/A for now.
It already has! Weather changes to, well, no weather.
Semi-Focused Attack with a bit of Problem Sleuth references
I look at that Annoying Dog then I initiate...
> Pricey12345: WEAK BATTLE TECHNIQUE => POWER STUDENTS PROTOTYPE (Problem Sleuth reference count: 1, Also it is the weaker version of Lesser Battle Techniques but a lot lot weaker than Battle Techs.)
As I want to do this, I pull out my AK-47 to fire the Annoying Dog then i warp like mad, stabbing the Annoying Dog with my knives, I use my Twilight's Edge with changing into Dark form and slashing the Annoying Dog via my W0MB0 C0MB0 POWARZ!!1. I summon my Pistol-Freak Student then it shoot that Annoying Dog in a quick speed, then I summon my Blade Student then it cuts the Annoying Dog with the Fourth Slash and I summon the Rocket-Jumpin' Student to hop on the Annoying Dog then blasting on top of it's head while the R-J Student is standing on it's head and I stab the Annoying Dog with my BoT,WoT Blade Bad Times right in the face and I walk away.
Alchemies used: 2
I Duplicate my Dire Nectar Potion.
Not Available because i dont have enough ideas.
Sans is coming in 3 more turns... Ebbotine h0I! 25/30Heal/Support based Ally 38/50 +1 from MeGa/RedstoneCoarsebot? 10/40 Alchemy Creation: Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = Like a Boss 7/11Mini LHC && Crazy Particles && Meowmere ll Rune Blade = Madhouse 6/11Red Paint && Rocket Launcher && Giant Pistol = Red Dead Retribution 5/8 (Part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree (The REKT Cannon is Level 25++ (If i had to make the [REDACTED])) Joke Alchemy: Nope Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,REKT Cannon Line: Not started yet,
Allies Action:
Sir Shield protects Lunai, the Shield Princess and Ultra Greed and put Large Counter on himself.
Lunai breathes the Healing Fire on Sir Shield.
+3 Twinbuilder
Charge Bank: N/A
Weapons:
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Dark
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits) (I am saving these until Walker summons the big thing or another Big Boss/Gatekeeper appeared.)
Potion of Dire Nectar: 1x (Used on the Target for Healing + Instant Crits)
Materials:
Broken Temmie Crown (h0I!)
Essence of Sp00p (Used for Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 15+ (+ is i want to make the Plusinator Crystal via the 50 post Charge.)))
You cannot duplicate Potions and other buffing items!
Ornstien 41/50
Smough 41/50
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting 2/9
With Twitchy exposed I slash at her. As I cut a wind blade follows my slash. When the wind blade pierces through I use hax to bend space around and have it hit more times through what amount to portals.
=Turn One=
(30 / 30) Armistyx: Rapture Mode (+5 from FSBN, total) -> Complete! -> HERE WE GO
(13 / 40) Water of Doom (+6, FSBN)
+1 to Insert
+1 to Toast
+1 to FBSN
=Action=
>RAPTURE: ENGAGE.
...I repeat my attack from the last post. On Twitchy. If possible. If Twitchy is dead / unable to be hit for whatever reason, I target the Annoying Dog. If that's unable to be hit, I target a random PZ entity.
140,000 damage to Twitchy! she reels from the immense damage!
Re-echeladder 4/50
Lin-Willdrew 24/50
??? 30/50
Watch && Time Titan Essence = ??? 2/11
Whip && Space Titan Essence = ??? 2/11
Knife && Ice Titan Essence = Titanfrost Dagger 4/11
34,000/40,000 XP Lv. 3 (+3 HP total)
+3 Twin
I flip through the EnΨclopedia, checking what I can possibly do right now. I then give up and throw the tablet into the air, where it teleports itself back to Psi's castle, or the ruins thereof. I settle for pulling out the arcade machine housing Pony Island on it, then trapping the Low Knife Cluster within its confines, where it promptly gets blasted to pieces by pony lasers. ...I'd make a joke at Tazz's expense here, but I can't be bothered to be that self-sabotaging. Meanwhile, a Scuttlebug jumps back and forth repeatedly in the air, then freezes in place. I then start pushing myself up against a wall for 12 hours to gain speed. Once I'm finished building up speed, I run into 6 slanted triangles, go through multiple parallel universes and up two elevators, then launch backwards violently from a platform... and miss the Scuttlebug, instead hitting another Low Knife Cluster.
???: 4/50 ================================================== Scourge of the Beast: 18/50 ================================================== The Executioner: 18/50 ================================================== +3 to Crystal
Before doing anything, Bomber remembers to keep track of the number of Souls (but not SOULS) he has collected. He then marks the Charge Abomination for death with the Soul Repository, intent on collecting whatever soul it may have.
Souls: 2
He then conjured a small, black orb that floated in the palm of his hand. Purple energy lined the horizon of the sphere, crackling across its surface. The sphere itself twitched erratically, seeming quite unstable. Bomber gazed into the small orb. "From this tiny seed shall bloom a great nightmare." Turning to face the Princess, he released the orb from his hand. The orb flew onto her head, rapidly growing in size. It completely enveloped her head, forming a shifting, gelatinous orb. Collapsing to the ground, she fell into a deep sleep. Unfortunately for her, this would not be a peaceful rest. No, she would find herself endlessly tormented. The orb tapped into her deepest, darkest fears. The orb grew more energized as the process continued. Thrashing in her sleep, the Princess suddenly began to wither.
Suddenly, the orb disjointed from her head, landing on the ground nearby. She was in a comatose state, unable to be woken up. The pitch-black mass on the ground began to shift more wildly, changing shape and growing in size. Two clawed hands burst out of the front of the orb, while the opposite end became several tentacles that dragged on the ground. Spines grew out of the back of the blob, while a jagged maw with spear-like teeth formed at the front. The mass appeared to adopt a more solid form, becoming hues of dark pink and blue rather than black. The orb has, essentially, turned into a terrifying monster that was able to become a physical manifestation using the Princess' own fears as a source of power.
The large fiend rushed toward the unconscious Princess, who was rendered entirely vulnerable to attack in this state. It began to claw at her violently. She didn't even react beyond a contorted face. The monstrous creature took another great swipe at her, turning her limp body to its side forcefully. Wisps of smoke curled off of the monster's back. It didn't seem to be able to hold its physical manifestation for much longer. Before it faded away entirely, it chomped on her left arm. The wound quickly became a sickly green color, while the skin around the wound turned purple. Deadly poison from the monster's bite began coursing through her veins, spreading around her body at a rapid rate. This was a necrotic poison; the kind that attacked bodily tissues . Cackling, the monster faded away, becoming nothing more than smoke in the gentle sea breeze.
The Baneblade uses Tank Shock on Dark Bowser!
R.N.G. && Shoddy Reroller = Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. (Level 10: 7/11)
The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (Level 8: 6/9)
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 4/11)
The Baneblade will do as you say! I'd repeat that attack, as well, as the Princess is dead!
(sorry iv'e been on a blue period so.. ya.Also i don't summon stuff i get the original body and copy and pace the mind on so don't say i can't summon flowey i sacrificed summoning to not be bound by summoning basically also i have 60 trump cards to use and i'm gonna use one this turn) hey flowey guess what "WHAT" 6 human souls (i open my leather brown jacket to reveal 3 orbs one with 30 human souls one with 30 monster souls and one with my soul) now become omega flowey (i sacrifice 6 human souls to summon clone-omega flowey) ha! i love not having to bother charge
OMEGA FLOWEY health= 3 million/3 million
defense= 99999
can only die by frisk (oh ya if any of you say that's op, literally just summon frisk and let them fight for 3 round but the frisk has to be neutral and if defeated by flowey will reset to his original point and he has to travel again) "HA HA HA YOU IDIOTS WILL DIE" oh yea i made the jet invisible and sent omega flowey to defend twitchy or replace her if she dies (oh yea this is my first post in a week so i might not know some stuff) oh yea pun of the day is hey sans why did the skeleton want friends? because he was bonley since his friends died
The clone explodes INSTANTLY! No way, no how, not that easy, and not that OP even if you got like six people to charge for it all the way to boss level. The resulting hole blown in existence from this abomination causes a Paradox Roll, 3439, which will prevent you from summoning anything for the next 2 turns due to your connection to the Narrative being strained!
???: 5/50 ================================================== Scourge of the Beast: 19/50 ================================================== The Executioner: 19/50 ================================================== +3 to Twin
Bomber uses the R.N.G. once more, targeting Twitchy!
[ BAR | ICE | ICE ] (8 6 6)
Twitchy is buffeted by icy winds, taking low damage and suffering from Chilled, meaning there is a chance she is unable to act for a while!
Souls: 2
R.N.G. && Shoddy Reroller = Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. (Level 10: 8/11)
The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (Level 8: 7/9)
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 5/11)
Unfortunately, due to a massive miscalculation in scale, this Omega Flowey was eaten by a small dog three seconds after summoning. Omega Flowey dies on the spot. I take the Spoil of War and place it in a trash can somewhere. The Spoil of War, too, dies on the spot.
"There was no way in hell that would go through, anyway."
The Small Dog [N]: 1,000/1,000 HP
ATK: 1,000
PASSIVES:
A Dog - It's a dog. Who would ever want to kill the dog? (Killing the dog will cause massive backlash)
OK, this is getting split updated. And it has to occur on the page after this, barring everyone deleting their nullposts. Huzzah...Look, we have a place to discuss DTG (that doesn't involve pesterchum), and the Nullposts are starting to clog the page excessively. Can we please try to take things that are null over there if it's at all reasonable? Nullposts are legal, but discouraged, considering the Forge exists for this thing. Please and Thank you.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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SERIAL ESCALATION!!!
Serial Escalation 0: Up to Eleven Edition
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Ornstien 41/50
Smough 41/50
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting 2/9
With Twitchy exposed I slash at her. As I cut a wind blade follows my slash. When the wind blade pierces through I use hax to bend space around and have it hit more times through what amount to portals.
=Turn One=
(30 / 30) Armistyx: Rapture Mode (+5 from FSBN, total) -> Complete! -> HERE WE GO
(13 / 40) Water of Doom (+6, FSBN)
+1 to Insert
+1 to Toast
+1 to FBSN
=Action=
>RAPTURE: ENGAGE.
...I repeat my attack from the last post. On Twitchy. If possible. If Twitchy is dead / unable to be hit for whatever reason, I target the Annoying Dog. If that's unable to be hit, I target a random PZ entity.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Re-echeladder 4/50
Lin-Willdrew 24/50
??? 30/50
Watch && Time Titan Essence = ??? 2/11
Whip && Space Titan Essence = ??? 2/11
Knife && Ice Titan Essence = Titanfrost Dagger 4/11
34,000/40,000 XP Lv. 3 (+3 HP total)
+3 Twin
I flip through the EnΨclopedia, checking what I can possibly do right now. I then give up and throw the tablet into the air, where it teleports itself back to Psi's castle, or the ruins thereof. I settle for pulling out the arcade machine housing Pony Island on it, then trapping the Low Knife Cluster within its confines, where it promptly gets blasted to pieces by pony lasers. ...I'd make a joke at Tazz's expense here, but I can't be bothered to be that self-sabotaging. Meanwhile, a Scuttlebug jumps back and forth repeatedly in the air, then freezes in place. I then start pushing myself up against a wall for 12 hours to gain speed. Once I'm finished building up speed, I run into 6 slanted triangles, go through multiple parallel universes and up two elevators, then launch backwards violently from a platform... and miss the Scuttlebug, instead hitting another Low Knife Cluster.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
"THAT COULD ACTUALLY BE TRUE, DEPENDING ON CERTAIN DEFINITIONS OF BAD..."
/NotSoStealthInsultNull
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
???: 4/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 18/50 ==================================================
The Executioner: 18/50 ==================================================
+3 to Crystal
Before doing anything, Bomber remembers to keep track of the number of Souls (but not SOULS) he has collected. He then marks the Charge Abomination for death with the Soul Repository, intent on collecting whatever soul it may have.
Souls: 2
He then conjured a small, black orb that floated in the palm of his hand. Purple energy lined the horizon of the sphere, crackling across its surface. The sphere itself twitched erratically, seeming quite unstable. Bomber gazed into the small orb. "From this tiny seed shall bloom a great nightmare." Turning to face the Princess, he released the orb from his hand. The orb flew onto her head, rapidly growing in size. It completely enveloped her head, forming a shifting, gelatinous orb. Collapsing to the ground, she fell into a deep sleep. Unfortunately for her, this would not be a peaceful rest. No, she would find herself endlessly tormented. The orb tapped into her deepest, darkest fears. The orb grew more energized as the process continued. Thrashing in her sleep, the Princess suddenly began to wither.
Suddenly, the orb disjointed from her head, landing on the ground nearby. She was in a comatose state, unable to be woken up. The pitch-black mass on the ground began to shift more wildly, changing shape and growing in size. Two clawed hands burst out of the front of the orb, while the opposite end became several tentacles that dragged on the ground. Spines grew out of the back of the blob, while a jagged maw with spear-like teeth formed at the front. The mass appeared to adopt a more solid form, becoming hues of dark pink and blue rather than black. The orb has, essentially, turned into a terrifying monster that was able to become a physical manifestation using the Princess' own fears as a source of power.
The large fiend rushed toward the unconscious Princess, who was rendered entirely vulnerable to attack in this state. It began to claw at her violently. She didn't even react beyond a contorted face. The monstrous creature took another great swipe at her, turning her limp body to its side forcefully. Wisps of smoke curled off of the monster's back. It didn't seem to be able to hold its physical manifestation for much longer. Before it faded away entirely, it chomped on her left arm. The wound quickly became a sickly green color, while the skin around the wound turned purple. Deadly poison from the monster's bite began coursing through her veins, spreading around her body at a rapid rate. This was a necrotic poison; the kind that attacked bodily tissues . Cackling, the monster faded away, becoming nothing more than smoke in the gentle sea breeze.
The Baneblade uses Tank Shock on Dark Bowser!
R.N.G. && Shoddy Reroller = Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. (Level 10: 7/11)
The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (Level 8: 6/9)
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 4/11)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
OK, sorry for not immediately saying something about not being able to update, that was a bad slip-up even by the already poor standards. Ugh. +3 as compensation for the lateness for all of you guys. Also, hopefully I'll be able to update today, at least.
Wait, if you don't update does that mean we get more actions?
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／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
/null
???: 5/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 19/50 ==================================================
The Executioner: 19/50 ==================================================
+3 to Twin
Bomber uses the R.N.G. once more, targeting Twitchy!
[ BAR | ICE | ICE ]
(8 6 6)
Twitchy is buffeted by icy winds, taking low damage and suffering from Chilled, meaning there is a chance she is unable to act for a while!
Souls: 2
R.N.G. && Shoddy Reroller = Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. (Level 10: 8/11)
The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (Level 8: 7/9)
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 5/11)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
STEALTH DANCING: 22/50
Bar: AAANNN?AAA
Unfortunately, due to a massive miscalculation in scale, this Omega Flowey was eaten by a small dog three seconds after summoning. Omega Flowey dies on the spot. I take the Spoil of War and place it in a trash can somewhere. The Spoil of War, too, dies on the spot.
"There was no way in hell that would go through, anyway."
The Small Dog [N]: 1,000/1,000 HP
ATK: 1,000
PASSIVES:
A Dog - It's a dog. Who would ever want to kill the dog? (Killing the dog will cause massive backlash)
Azazel summoned! He doesn't trigger a Fate! After all, apart from murdering Mom and using her body as undead flesh golems, what relation does Twitchy really have to the Binding of Isaac at all? (on that note: don't say that twitchy murdered Mom. There are two iterations of Isaac here and both dislike their mothers; to imply that the weird hyperenergetic eldritch abomination flying over there did so will be...bad.)
Formula 1 Car && Turbo Booster: Blue Falcon (Level 4: 1/5)
Uh, hello there! Two things: Usually, alchemies don't grant static bonuses but rather add to damage totals, and the Book of Summoning's abilities are stupidly powerful.
+10,000 HP to a random PZ!
The Godmodder's perfect cake is instantly destroyed by the Anti-Popcorn turret, as Popcorn is his favorite food, and thus his perfect cake is Popcorn cake!
Yeah, you're allowed to do that now. Your dynamic bat duo has been summoned! They'll do as you say.
The Charge Abomination is smeared all over the place by the force of your Focused action! However, it will be noted that the 1st outcome didn't happen, even in an alternate timeline: UserZero has so much processing power that her computers can handle it, no sweat. (Doesn't help the Descendants any, or for that matter Earth).
I don't really want to be randomly dragged into plots I don't understand. After all, making the same mistakes as my predecessor would basically be me making the same mistake twice. So good luck finding where I am! I'm nowhere near Minecraft!...Also, am I really THAT determined?
Oh, yeah, Flowey-Sans has a message for you, but he's having trouble contacting you. Just wait for your code to integrate with that of the server's so you stop being as glitchy-you'll get it soon-ish.
You somehow manage to get earmuffs onto the Guitar Solo. It won't be bothered by the ?!Noise's stun chance (it's intensity drain chance is another story)!
No Disembodied Hands exist!
Iron Sword && Furnace = Iron Forgeblade (Level 3: 1/4)
Iron Sword || Furnace = Iron Furnace (Level 2: 1/3)
Obsidian && Furnace = Obsidian Furnace (Level 3: 1/4)
6,000 HP to a random GS Entity!
The ?!Noise is greatly weakened, but it's not stopping...But if someone else were to come along and assist this, then perhaps it will forcibly part?
3,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart! UserZero doesn't really react. Your entities will do as you say!
You ground yourself! You will use Levitator Enforcer upon the Wraith during the EoTB!
The Void Shields are more cleverly designed than you gave them credit for: They void the properties of the teleportation through it, causing it to be weakened, doing nothing...You do hit the Annoying Dog for 3,000 damage.
Tele-Indiction Armor: This armor is a masterwork at making things that teleport a lot easier to predict. Or harder. Or just outright stopping it. Really, any property you can care to think of regarding teleportation can be manipulated with this armor. Catch: it doesn't fare well in water.
Drone Controlling Arm: It's MOSTLY what it says on the tin. Word of warning, however: The more drones it controls, the hotter it gets, and it doesn't have limits. You can actually set yourself on fire by wearing this.
Broken Nemesis && Repair Kit = Nemesis (Level 3, 1/4)
Broken Spur && Repair Kit = Spur (Level 4, 1/5)
5,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart!
Your actions, combined with Cobalt's previous actions, disable the ?!Noise for good! Your entities will do as you say!
I could go on a long rant about how I'm already pretty much as prepared as it gets for Flowey, but that would probably just waste time, so I'll leave it at this: I appreciaet the help, but if Flowey can get in here, he's automatically worse than Bill, by default.
Fredbear (and by I mean, the real-deal, not Adventure Fredbear) has insisted that I tell you that the Bite of '87 was a complete accident and anything contrary to it is, in fact, legally constituted in several societies as a case of Libel. Of course, neither the place I have currently holed myself up in NOR the mystery server have those laws in place, so technically you WOULD be good...But, balance changes.
Adventure Fredbear loses the 1 Armor (which in his case, would only reduct exactly 1 point of damage...Not all that great). His Pixelation chance is 30%, but if it triggers, he can't be interacted with in any way bar orders to the entity-no effects can otherwise touch him, beneficial or otherwise. Mimic Ball will only allow 3 targets and Fredbear to double-act. Finally, as a one-shot would be a hard-to-activate passive all to itself on an entity of such a charge, and one that would probably be a double-suicide to boot, the Bite of '87 is outright not happening (Adventure of '87 is still OK).
EBARF will do as you say!
Bedrock Fragment && Golden Fragment = Gilded Bedrock Fragment (Level 7: 1/8)
"That Ain't Falco! Aww, Poor Zhu, poor Zhu! And now Ap! Happy Feet! WOMBO COMBO! OH! OOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOH! OH MY GOSH!!! OH MY GOSH!!!! OH MY GOSH!!! WHERE ARE YOU AT?! WHERE ARE YOU AT?! WOMBO COMBOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"-Wombo Combo video, badly misremembered by yours truly, dealing roughly 9,000 damage to Twitchy. Who WAS female. Not entirely sure if anything beyond convenient labeling applies for Twitchy, but let's just keep saying that Twitchy is female.
Your entities will do as you say! 16,000 damage to Twitchy!
Watch && Time Titan Essence = Clocktitan Watch (Level 15: 1/16)
Whip && Space Titan Essence = Warptitan Whip (Level 15: 1/16)
Some powers are just better than others, and we all know it. To save you a little bit more time: Skip Void as well until the Level 15s become available (which, good news, isn't too far off).
Also, I doubt Psi put ALL of his research, as a whole, into anything other than his mind, and even then, though you could have quite a bit, I doubt you could even use some of it.
24,000 damage to a High Knife Cluster!
The ?!Noise is long gone! Fennia will do as you say.
Betty Crocker Barbasol Bomb: Be careful with this thing! The Barbasol is explosive! Steel Dagger && Snake Statue && Spider Venom = Intoxication (Level 5: 1/6)
Focused 14,000 damage to Twitchy!
35,000 damage to the Void Shield!...Do keep in mind, the only way to REALLY get rid of it for good is to destroy the Imperator itself. Otherwise, it'll regenerate, even at 0 HP.
Answer to your question: Yes. Also, Pricey, in order to have an action count as focused, you must literally have one post. It's a mechanic to HELP people with time for only one, as theoretically there is no action you can do in one post that you cannot do better in two if there wasn't the doubling of damage from Focusing.
In any case, 21,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart! Your entities will do as you say.
7,000 damage to a Lil' Haunt! The Guitar Solo will focus on Twitchy's vulnerable bits...Meaning, aside from other things, the now-very-vulnerable Twitchy.
Polygon Madness: A blade that is composed entirely of polygon wireframes. Running while holding this will make you go stupidly fast-fast enough that you approach the speed of light without issue, and the blade is pretty sharp. Running at the speed of light is awesome enough, but you can also use this sword to summon geometrical constructs to do your bidding. Its one weakness: Run into anything and you die, fast. Thai Milk Tea && Lucky Charms && Hot Cocoa && Artificial Sweetener && Gun = Blaster of Bitterness and Saltiness (Level 6: 1/7) 6,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart!
Goombas and Koopas summoned! Crusher, word of advice: Charging does NOT automatically protect the entity from being brainwashed, it just makes it less likely. Since you're lagging on entities, though, I'll allow it. They won't do damage, but Goombas can kick shells for max damage without breaking them if they exist.
Rather than allow the Update to go on for over a week, I politely shoot EXOS in its face-analouge via a virus that is mostly harmless except to use bugs to delay the update. Pls no.
They do in fact cause a paradox-fortunately, the last quarter-perecent chance was the winner, so only one roll occurs! The roll is 5823! The Koopas can now be kicked for the 2000 damage without destroying their shells!
Alternate Glitched Annoying Dog summoned! A Paradox roll occurs, because of, well, the Paradox, which UserZero destroys! Your roll is 2887! The Red Array of Death contracts around Princess, killing her instantly, before it warps around Lil' Chub and expands to properly accommodate him.
UserZero stops you! It's all too easy for Richard to literally apply your words to it to make it NOT a Trap via Godmodding!
13,000 damage to Twitchy!
Babel's Breaker: Does not grant omniscience, since the Matrice Limitavia does NOT in fact work in such a manner that it can answer questions you do not know the answer to. this CAN limit the randomness of a Tower of Babel function that apparently only has 23 characters of the english alphabet, and then print it out. As a side effect, and probably the real reason this is Level 5, this thing generates infinite paper. It also looks like the Tower of Babel in miniature.
17,000 damage to Twitchy!
You hit the Barrier face first, and UserZero mocks you. Ignoring her rudeness, welcome to the game, NebulaBen!
+1 HP to Hezetor!
OK, on the Strife Thing: I think I can get you and Consumer covered if you're REALLY going to do that, but you'll either have to (A) beat Twitchy or (B) head over to Terraria and jump on it's Arena thread, which is VERY non-canon.
They'll do as you say.
-5% intensity to the Guitar Solo!
Whoops, made mistake: The Scrapper's Armory should be Level 10, not 11.
Sodarayg: Gyarados Backwards. All weird puns aside, this is a Gyarados-shaped can of Soda. Within its boundaries lies every soda in existence mixed into a glorious carbonated concoution of mind-blowing sweetness, bound to delight any tastebud even a drip of it touches. and its unlimited.
10,000 damage to Twitchy!
9,000 damage to the Chef-Class Imperator Titan! Protip: You ought to ignore the Shields entirely and focus on BIG attacks to bypass them entirely, as that's basically 100,000 HP of damage you can skip.
8,000 damage to a Lil' Haunt! This kills one!
I already said what was the issue with this above. That being said, one other thing: A Focused Action is exactly 1 post, two posts and you don't get Focusing.
Again, as said above, I think I have a way to settle this, as while intriguing, it also is basically begging the Godmodders to beat one of you to Oblivion and force you to respawn. And Respawning takes a turn. I think it would just be better if it was taken to, say, an Arena thread.
5,000 HP to the Nebula Monolith! 24,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart!
#itsalljustajoke
It already has! Weather changes to, well, no weather.
You cannot duplicate Potions and other buffing items!
14,000 damage to the Annoying Dog!
8,000 damage to Twitchy!
140,000 damage to Twitchy! she reels from the immense damage!
17,000 damage to a Low Knife Cluster!
Hello, layman9!...I have no comment for this, other than comparatively, you're probably not out-badding UserZero.
The Baneblade will do as you say! I'd repeat that attack, as well, as the Princess is dead!
The clone explodes INSTANTLY! No way, no how, not that easy, and not that OP even if you got like six people to charge for it all the way to boss level. The resulting hole blown in existence from this abomination causes a Paradox Roll, 3439, which will prevent you from summoning anything for the next 2 turns due to your connection to the Narrative being strained!
3,000 Damage! Twitchy is Chilled!
Small Dog summoned!
My... post... it didn't register. Heh.
I blame Flowey.Actually scratch that make it Bill Cipher./null(a bona)
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
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/null.
Aww, Undyne's second face looks like Isaac...
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Serial Escalation 0: Up to Eleven Edition
/null
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Darnit EXOS! This is what happens when you mess with the Update Terminal! STOP THAT!
Sorry, I was just testing. I had no clue it would actually WORK!
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Serial Escalation 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Destroy the Godmoder 3: Progressive Elevation
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Cereal Elevation
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS