Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 40/50(+2 from proof +2 from crusher48 +1 from exos)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
I gate in the warforged from the dream of metal who near immediately wake up from his forced dream of all the universe over billions of years(so everything that happened is cancelled since he waked up but he remembers of what I told him) but since speaking is a free action I tell him the list of the attacks made against godmodder 447 who failed thus making the one who did them avoid using those attacks and thus making them gain the possibility to use other actions.
Then the op scale is spinning infinitely fast because of the op stuff I tried to do and what I did is countered but I use the op scale as a yoyo to attack luna.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
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We are allowed to make pre-EOTB posts now, right?
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (1/3 mind)
Tokens: (5, 0, 5). (Finished two charges)
Total Tokens (5, 0, 5)
*cricket sounds*
Commands:
I expend both my 50/50 charges to summon two entities, as you would probably be able to guess. Silently, two bats fly onto the battlefield. But when I say silently, I do mean dead silently, without as much as a wing beat. They each look, as you might expect, extremely fragile. They probably have no more HP than a normal Minecraft bat would have. Or rather, will have once 1.4 rolls around. However, as they fly, their positions seem distorted, like they are in multiple places at once, yet also nowhere. When they actually stay in one place for a brief moment, anyone looking at them can tell that they are actually mechanical in nature with tiny joints revealing incredibly minuscule cogs and wires. Both are grey and colorless. In fact, they're more than colorless. Even when colored light fell on them, they still had no color. One of them immediately lands on a nearby rock outcropping, starting to disintegrate the stone below them and absorb the particles.
Both of these entities operate similarly, but they work together. So, let's get into those.
HP: 4/4. Yeah, anything that hits will destroy it.
Velocity Uncertainty: 0%
Position Uncertainty: 1000%
Matter Collection: _ _ _
By default, the Position Uncertainty is Cuarc's dodge chance. This can dodge AOE attacks and other "undodgeable" attacks. Velocity Uncertainty helps add to Cuarc's attacks. Velocity and Position uncertainties always add up to 1000%. So when one drops, the other rises. When one rises, the other drops.
Attacks:
* Subatomic Disassemble: Cuarc's main attack. Deals 20,000 damage and gains one unit of matter based on the faction attacked. Attacking PZs gives PZ 'matter', attacking GSs gives GS 'matter', attacking AZs gives AZ 'matter', and attacking neutrals/hostiles/???s gives NU 'matter'. Cuarc can also attack the ground itself, which deals no damage and gives it one unit of NU 'matter'. If Velocity Uncertainty is above 500%, this gives 2 units of matter.
* Matter Transfer: Both Cuarc and Leictreon must use this attack on the same turn. Cuarc gives all its matter to Leictreon.
* Primordial Storm: Requires one turn of charge before firing. Expends all units of Stored Matter. Each unit spent fires two bolts at any given target. Each bolt has different effects based on what kind of matter it is. And in addition, each bolt has an accuracy of (Velocity Uncertainty / 10) percent. So, if Cuarc is at 750% Velocity Uncertainty, each bolt has a 75% accuracy. This applies even to bolts with positive effects.
PZ: Deals 10,000 damage
GS: Deals 8,000 damage per turn, with the damage increasing by 2,000 each turn. This lasts for 1 turn per GS bolt that hit the target.
NU: A hit means the target's next attack is a mini-crit.
AZ: Restores 10,000 HP.
* Destabilize: Uses up one unit of matter to increase either Cuarc or Leictreon's Position Uncertainty by 100%.
And now for passives...
* This passive makes the entity actually fair: Whenever Cuarc dodges an attack, its Position Uncertainty goes down by 1/200th of the damage it would have taken.
* Linked Chances: If Cuarc's Position Uncertainty is more than Leictreon's at the end of the turn, Leictreon gains 50% Position Uncertainty and Cuarc loses 50% Position uncertainty.
* Storage Upgrade: If Cuarc and Leictreon spend a combined 3 units of matter, they can each get +2 maximum matter storage.
HP: 4/4. Yeah, anything that hits will destroy it.
Velocity Uncertainty: 0%
Position Uncertainty: 1000%
Matter Collection: _ _ _
Primed Matter: _ _ _
By default, the Position Uncertainty is Leictreon's dodge chance. This can dodge AOE attacks and other "undodgeable" attacks. Velocity Uncertainty helps add to Leictreon's attacks. Also, when Velocity Uncertainty is above 500%, Leictreon is considered to be airborn. Velocity and Position uncertainties always add up to 1000%. So when one drops, the other rises. When one rises, the other drops.
Actions:
* Chemical Beam: Deals 15,000 damage in a rather wimpy way.
* Matter Collection: Decreases Position Uncertainty by 50% and gives Leictreon one unit of AZ matter. I really hope this is never used.
* Atomic Reassemble: Converts one unit of matter into its Primed Alchemy state.
* Matter Transfer: Both Cuarc and Leictreon must use this attack on the same turn. Cuarc gives all its matter to Leictreon.
* Alchemy Shock: Uses up one unit of Primed Alchemy. The effect depends on what kind of matter it is. If Leictreon is above 500% Velocity Uncertainty, the effect also hits another target for half effect, rounded down. (these are really powerful because Cuarc has to collect the matter, transfer it to Leictreon, then Leictreon has to Prime it and use it. That's like 3 actions.)
- PZ: Deals 50,000 damage immediately and 10,000 per turn for three turns.
- GS: Deals 30,000 damage immediately and 10,000 per turn for three turns. Whenever Cuarc attacks the target, the debuff is extended by 1 turn.
- NU: Gives the target crits for the next three turns.
- AZ: Restores 75,000 HP immediately.
And now for passives...
* This passive makes the entity actually fair: Whenever Leictreon dodges an attack, its Position Uncertainty goes down by 1/200th of the damage it would have taken.
* Linked Chances: If Cuarc's Position Uncertainty is less than Leictreon's at the end of the turn, Leictreon loses 50% Position Uncertainty and Cuarc gains 50% Position uncertainty.
So, Cuarc uses subatomic disassemble on Twitchy. Leictreon uses chemical beam on Twitchy as well for a combined 30,000 damage.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
Inari dashes around Lil' Chub, causing a circle of blinding light around it. The light flashes with a variety of disorientating and rather annoying colors in an attempt to drive it mad or something.
(Mind based attack)
Or... if she can, Inari opens said presents?
Relevance Line Part 1:
After that attack, Inari slows down and starts coughing. Confused, she looks up directly into the "sun".
”Huh? What's wro- ... oh... Gah... I love it when this happens. So much fun. Just... uncontrollable amounts of fun.”
Inari then ducks behind a rock outcropping.
Relevance Line Part 2, now with more MATH! I need to pick up the pace to get the Veteran back on the battlefield:
After spending a few moments checking to see if her answer was reasonable, the Veteran says,
"Nice work. Did you find that easy?"
Gail nodded enthusiastically and says,
"See? ... I’m… … fi… fine!"
"Then I'll give you another one."
He writes down "x^4 * e^(-2x^2)" and shows it to Gail, but doesn't let her take the paper.
"Can you tell me the limit of this function as x approaches infinity? See if you can do it without writing anything down."
Gail started making little backwards C shapes in the air with her paw, moving the values around in her mind. After a few moments, she announced her answer.
“Um… … zero…”
After hearing her answer, the Veteran handed her the paper and pencil, asking,
"Could you please write down why it's zero? As in, using words rather than numerics. Also, please avoid mentioning L'Hospital's Rule if you can."
Once she finished staring down blankly at the paper for what seemed like far too long, Gail started writing, making each pencil stroke carefully and deliberately. After several minutes, she handed the paper back, having written down “-2x^2 is negative and 4 is positive. This makes it infinity over infinity at large x values. The exponential function increases faster than power function. It is basically zero.”.
"Very nice. Do you want a really tricky one?”
Again, Gail nodded enthusiastically.
“Alright. I hope you’re ready for this. Can you find a formula for the space enclosed by a five dimensional sphere given it has a radius r?”
After taking a moment to realize what he said, Gail smiled, feeling excited to work on such a problem. Once he had given Gail a little time to think, the Veteran gave the piece of paper back to her.
“You’ll probably need this.”
Then he walked back to Mikoto. He had given her a difficult problem, but was confident she could solve it. The actual calculus wasn’t very hard, but the intuition required made up for it. Although, the Veteran was more interested in her reasoning than her actual answer. Gail slid the paper down to in front of her and laid down on her belly, facing the paper. After about ten minutes of Gail fidgeting with the pencil and occasionally making a series of quick, fluid marks on the paper, she handed the paper back.
Of course, the Veteran didn’t have the formula for space enclosed by a five dimensional sphere memorized off the top of his head, but the answer and work leading up to it looked about right.
...
I hope I got that math right, but it probably doesn't matter.
Alchemy and charges:
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10,
(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life 5/9
(Paper && Lapis Lazui Ink) || (Thuamic Node && Bottled Mana) = Glyph of Mana 5/7
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 7/11
Got +13 total. People give me so many charges! I'm so sorry +1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey, +1 to Toast
The Symphony: =================================================== 50/50 The Seed: ================================================== 50/50 (+3 from crystal and generic, +1 from MZ and sigmatw) SUMMONING...
The Throne: ================================================== 13/50 (+1 from Bomber) The Hourglass: ================================================== 10/50 (+2 from Bomber, +1 from TFT and Pricey)
I +3 MZ. Ultra Greed uses Cash Vortex.
The Scribe, at a loss for an actual action, takes a pie bazooka Uncle Grandpa gave him and fires it. Instead of throwing pie, it fires the entirety of pi. The fact that pi is infinite causes massive distortion in the server as it tries to process all the numbers of pie at once. The resulting mess doesn't create a paradox, but instead creates a timeline fracture where two possible scenarios happen: one where the server crashes and one where it doesn't.
In the timeline where the server crashes, the computer that it's running on explodes, as do all computers currently on the server. Many of the players of the war die, and an investigation is started by the government on how the computers exploded. Several shady branches link the computers to a certain Minecraft server and ban the production of Minecraft, thus averting DTG from ever happening at all. The Godmodder never rises to power and instead creates his own game which is wildly popular, propelling him to stardom and making him one of the most influential men of the decade.
In the timeline where the server doesn't crash, the numbers of pi fill up the entirety of space and time, extending all over the server's planet and spilling out into space. The numbers reach into the server's solar system and eventually stretch into other singleplayer and multiplayer worlds. Many report seeing random numbers on their screen, resulting in many computers being sent to tech companies so that they can try and fix the problem. The problem is exacerbated because, due to the lag of an infinite amount of pie numbers, the computer's frame rates are basically zero. Minecraft as a whole shuts down for the world outside of the Descendants and godmodders, leaving nothing to fill its empty void. Eventually, though, the pi gets so huge that it extends outside of the universe and spills into others, eventually targeting actual Earth. Earth is terrorized by the invasion of the Irrational Invaders, and the human race is destroyed.
Because both of these timelines are really terrible, they collapse back into a singular reality where the pie bazooka explodes, the Narrative averting either of those scenarios from happening. But they did happen in alternate timelines, and in the timeline where the server didn't crash, the Godmodder ended up teleporting back to the main timeline to beat the crap out of the Scribe for attempting such a thing. The Scribe dodges the blow and the Godmodder hits a PZ entity instead with the force of a bajillion pokes and the infinite forces of pi (which he reverse-engineered from the Irrational Invaders). Said PZ entity explodes into code.
Afterwards, the Scribe retreats back into his underground lab. He heads through one of its more unused and dusty hallways until he reaches a room glowing with pale yellow light. He grins with satisfaction. "Finally. The incubation's complete." The Scribe dashes into the room, seeing a massive mechanical apparatus hooked up to a small wooden desk at the center of the room. Holstered to is by steel clamps is a glass jar that contains a single golden seed. The Scribe moves to a machine at the corner of the room and extracts some tongs from it.
"Yes... Yes! This golden seed... It will hypothetically have the power to grow into a completely new Yggdrasil! Given a thousand years, I suppose. I'll have to wheel it off-server, which shouldn't take too long... I just need to remember the exact seed I chose for it. Where did I... Hm. Where did I put that master sheet of all my world seeds?" The Scribe takes the golden seed and holds it with the tongs, dashing out of the room and looking for the sheet. After a few minutes, he finds it. "Curse me for making this lab so big... Alright, let's check it out." The Scribe reads the seed and memorizes it. "Ha. Of course. Now to head back and GAH!"
There is something blocking the Scribe's way out of the room. Something that isn't producing light, but is hard to look at. Something painted in hues of white, yellow, and black. It startles him so much that the tongs fly out of his hand and the seed tumbles through the air. Before the Scribe can react, the seed falls to the ground and cracks open, golden liquid seeping out of it. He stares at the ground in shock. Weeks of work... Lost. "No. No! NO!!"
The Scribe pulls out a ridiculously oversized and futuristic rifle, aiming it at the thing in the doorway. "WHAT ARE YOU? YOU JUST SET MY PLANS BACK BY THREE WEEKS YOU... stupid... flower?"
The Scribe pauses, lowering his weapon. "Uh. Hello there, Flowey. That's an original... name." Flowey winks. The Scribe thinks to himself. Flowers... What does he know about flowers? He remembers buttercups being used as an ingredient to several fatal poison weapons, and flowers being mentioned in several ancient prophecies... But that doesn't necessarily explain the presence of this pixellated white thing in front of him. Sensing nothing else to do, the Scribe humors Flowey and responds.
"No, I don't think I can. I don't actually know where you came from, but you are underground, I'll give you that." Flowey laughs and winks again.
The Scribe doesn't catch his drift. "Uh. No, I don't. Is it because you're a flower? Can you not move from the ground? It looked like you grew just fine--"
Flowey's face contorts into an expression of horror for a brief instant before spasming - glitching - back into place. The Scribe takes several steps back, staring at Flowey with interest and a slight tinge of fear. Now that he looks at Flowey, his form appears to be, ever so slightly... vibrating. As if he's a projection, an image on a computer display. Whatever this flower is... It's not meshing very well with the code of Minecraft.
"Me? What... What did I do to you? Before a minute ago I had no idea you existed at all, Flowey."
The Scribe picks up the rifle again. "WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GATE? And how do you, a tiny little FLOWER, know so much about me?? Huh? Answer me! ANSWER ME, YOU F--" Flowey cuts the Scribe off again, just as he's about to fire.
That does it. The Scribe pulls the trigger and fires, a lance of electricity surging from the rifle and sparking across the room, creating a miniature fireball that decimates the ground where Flowey just stood. The Scribe stares at it for a few seconds, unblinking, until he hears a cackle on the other side of the room. Whipping his head around, the Scribe sees... somehow... Flowey. And he's none worse for the wear. "YOU! How did you... How the hell did you..." Flowey just laughs some more.
The Scribe screams. He fires his rifle over and over again, each time nailing Flowey's position but watching helplessly as he ducks into the ground, popping up somewhere else. He tears through the room, destroying priceless machinery and setting fire to his research plans. The golden seed's liquid drips on the floor, and when Flowey pops up near it, the Scribe lights it on fire, creating a massive green fireball that incinerates the entire room, blowing the Scribe through the ground and onto the Battlefield. Flowey resurfaces.
The Scribe stands up on one side of the smoking crater, with Flowey on the opposite end of it. He walks over to the flower without his rifle, kneeling. "...You're an evil little plant, aren't you? You remind me of me. A lot. Going through life with an empty heart, doing anything to get what you want... Hell, I don't even know what you want. I don't even know why you're here. But you seem so nonchalant about everything, and the way you show no emotion... I could learn a thing or two from you."
So it begins. Flowey isn't an entity. Rather, this charge has marked the start of a new story arc. You all should be prepared for the worst.
(Gah! I missed an update! I'll gather my charges later...)
//Focused Post!//
Charges:
II: 13/15 +1 base
III: 12/25 +1 base
iv: 2/30 +1 base
Assists:
+1 Modpack
+1 PitTheAngel (I have no clue what my alignment is either, I mean, I'm anti-paradox, but I don't really want to help Richard...)
+1 Pricey
Action:
I return to mining! Now I seek out the rare and elusive diamond: and when I return from this trip I have not just four, but FIVE diamonds (and a whole lot of other trash ores)! I quickly make a diamond pickaxe and not just four but FIVE buckets. I fill four of the buckets with lava, and the last with water.
I first pour the lava over the 1st Dis. Hand (Or the 4th, if it's already dead) and then the water over the hand to make not just four BUT- WAIT, THAT ACTUALLY JUST MAKES FOUR OBSIDIAN, HOW OUTRAGEOUS! I slowly pick away at the obsidian encased flesh in contempt.
Alchemy:
(Let's look at the results of a few things)
Iron Sword && Furnace = ??? 1/?
Iron Sword || Furnace = ??? 1/?
Furnace || Obsidian = ??? 1/? (This one is actually quite curious, as encased obsidian spaces tend to have magical properties (portals, Ender chests), I'm not quite sure what a furnace made of obsidian would do!)
A whole bunch of wood.
A supply of saplings.
A few apples.
A iron pickaxe.
A set of Iron tools.
A set of Iron Armour.
A ridiculously large amount of cobblestone.
A small amount of Furnaces
A few mountain crystals.
A few more stacks of vanilla ore.
A single crummy iron-capped wooden wand.
A duo of diamonds.
A quintet of empty buckets.
A quartet of obsidian.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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The Hidden Rogue Hunter 26/50
Government 2/50
Hyperstorm Boss 38/50 +2 crusher +1 nulitor +1 exos
+1 to nulitor, +1 to crusher, +1 to hecter
Taking his peactime staff John shines a ray of healing light at a random GS entity, "and I'm using randomness because I'm not sure ANY WILL SURVIVE! GET TO SUMMONING THIS BOSS, QUICKLY" (Heal chain: 2)
John walks up to Flowey and the scribe while Flowey finishes his sentence...
"Well, it's an obvious answer, NOTHING! YOU KNOW NOTHING! Why? BECAUSE HE'S NONEXISTENT!"
John then walks away... Mumbling *Sorry*
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
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I begin to play a cacophony of sounds on a random synthesizer keyboard. The beautiful singing of every fail UTAU, the amazing sound of Dr. AT88TV's Special Triple EAS Tones Hearing Test Delight, the sound of a hundred dolphin-sound censored profanity line loops overlaid on one another at different offsets and the MLG airhorn remix of Portal 2 Smooth Jazz play loudly in the background.
"That noise is (alveolar click) noice."
The power of the noise is compounded by the crackling of a badly configured microphone, the jarring noise of spadinner YouTube Poop and the distorted yelling of the ghost of Billy Mays, the sound of the Annoying Cricket, 10,000 YouTube Poop ear destruction clips, the sound of Microsoft Sam swearing in G major reversed and even worse, nkrs200 brand EAS Tones, which are louder and more jarring than AT88TV's.
"BUT I'M NOT DONE YET! CALL RIGHT NOW, AND I'LL SEND YOU..."
I add on the sound of Ghostler's favorite fruitbowl music, the sound of screaming "OHHH!!!", the sound of ten trillion printers jamming over and over, the sound of Patrick Star going "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE", the NetHack OST (which is not silence but the incessant beeping of the computer speaker), every Sandstorm remix ever, the sound of the Michael Rosen Rap in reverse, the entirety of every Ghost trolling song ever, screaming, the sound of PLAMZ at one crapload of decibels, the sound of Michael Rosen's alveolar clicks replaying in the background, the sois of a ROFLcopter's blades and most importantly, the sound of the diarrhea infested toilet being cleaned, tacos being burned and replaced with bacon, IWAY cookies being obliterated and replaced with Highway Cookies and Microsoft Sam's reaction to the previous events. And did I mention the sound of Pikachu going "PIKA PIKA CHU CHU" over and over again? Because that was in there too.
"aaaAAAɑɑɑαααԱԱԱאאאႠႠႠあああアアア啊啊啊AAA!!!!!!!"
With my scream, the sound propagates itself throughout the battlefield like an audio plague or SCP-1965. Every source of sound is replaced by the auditory monstrosity, growing in volume to the point where everything should be deafened. But nothing is.
The ?!Noise is overridden by the new sounds, which have no effect whatsoever on entities or players.
D-Force Kidd's Top Hat && Bladed Boomerang && Shortener = Secret Agent's Bowler Hat 4/6
+1 to Pricey +1 to Toast +1 to Leon
Lance 35/50
OH YES! 1/30
Winchester Rotomo 1/30
Feyd and his army attack the Lil' Haunts, as well as the Newb King.
I shoot the Disembodied Heart with Deus Noctem, and then I turn to UserZero. I begin to snicker, and then yell out,
"Hey, old lady, need some medicine? I've got some!" I hold up a bottle of ketchup. (I was going to make a "pregnant" joke, but I decided that it was stupid.)
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
The throne of the skies slowly descends to earth level, Hezetor is no longer considered airborn, the throne simply levitate at 5 cm form the ground.
This time let's try to apply levitator enforcer on Wraith.
This body truly is fragile right now... I suppose a little of atomic fixing will put everything back to standard, let's at least close these wounds and put back all this blood where it belongs... blood... oh... the last time I saw my blood... when it was?
After that I'll inspect the objects under that evergreen and see if there is something useful.
Aka take the presents.
the Glory 47/50
Spadaccino 31/50
...... 19/50
a piece of paper with the Library of Babel algorithm generator && matrice limitativa = Babel's Breaker (Level 5: 5/6)
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 5/9)
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) (Level 8: 4/9)
9/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
Since my Ender Acid Burst failed last turn, I decide to use it again, this time on the Titan. Good luck using Void Shields on something that appears out of nowhere right inside your hull and melts it. I then realize EXOS' drone is active, which then shoots at the annoying dog because it is being so annoying.
I NEED MINIONS!
Dark Bowser suddenly decides he really wants minions. I create a charge to create minions to help him, but it isnt complete yet, so he GIMME MINIONS NOW! disrupting my posts and being an annoying MINIONS!
"You know what? If you don't shut up, I will loan you Gru's minions. Tip: They have a very good track record of leading to the doom of their master."
Fine. Just give me some backup! I only have 30000 HP!
We are encountering insufficient processing power issues.We need replacement parts for the supercomputer, and also a secondary "piggyback" supercomputer. This supercomputer can piggyback on the time warp effect created by SCP-155, compensating for the latter's outdated processors with its own extremely advanced processors also benefiting from the time warp.
Understood. Unfortunately, requisition will take several days. In the meantime, we need you to find, isolate, and analyze a data dump on what EXACTLY that plunger detonator does.
We will need to operate with aid from the team at the Portal.
I pinpoint where Quote landed after he got launched, and investigate to see if he has any weaponry...
...and he does! The weapons are pretty beat up, though, so I'll need to fix them.
I got: Broken Nemesis! (Level 0, unable to be used.) and... Broken Spur! (Level 0, unable to be used.) (this is basically a fancy way of saying I got some new alchemy ingredients)
I then throw a rock in the Disembodied Heart's general direction.
And again...: 41/50
Marvel of Machinery: 10/50
spacesheep: 3/25
Solar Flare && Solar Panel II Flamethrower = Sunbringer (6/8)
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==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Ante Up 41/50 (+2 from Richard.)
Charge #3: 6/30
Charge #4: 4/40
+3 to Twin.
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 7/11
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 7/11
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 6/11
==Action==
Crystal pulls out his Flowmetal Wand, as well as Never Tell Me The Odds. With NTMTO in one hand and the Wand in the other, he prepares to aid Cobalt's action, and thus continue the combo action that should hopefully dispel this ?!Noise for good. Firstly, he activates NTMTO, setting it to counter Princess's RNG Tilt - specifically, to increase his and Cobalt's odds of dispelling the ?!Noise. Next, he brings up the Flowmetal Wand and taps into the powers of arcane silence, spinning a massive array of linked spells that tap into various universes' concepts of countermagic. As this ?!Noise is almost certainly magical, dispelling it should both be effective and also aid Cobalt's attempt to drown it out. A golden circle, half-filled in on the top into a full disc, bursts into being on his forehead as he raises the Flowmetal Wand, golden light flowing along its length before bursting outward in an eruption of pure solar Essence. Shaped into the spell known as Adamant Countermagic and channeled through a wand of unparalleled ability, augmented as well by a Charm that allows Crystal to see the flows of magic around him and thus direct the magic to the precise area the demonic noise is being generated from, the magic slams into the source of the ?!Noise and scours away at it. Crystal then channels two white mana to cast the spell known as Cursebreak from Magic: the Gathering. This spell destroys a target enchantment, which the ?!Noise certainly counts as due to having an ongoing or lasting effect. Of course, the spell's name is also extremely appropriate. Crystal then decides to add his efforts to Cobalt's attempt to drown the ?!Noise out, and casts a lengthy fusillade of Sound Burst spells, creating a tremendous cacophony of noise that, had Crystal not deliberately suppressed its harmful effects, would have dealt damage to entities near the sound's locus of origin due to being so intense. The sound reflects off the barrier blocking attacks against UserZero, before reflecting again off four walls of pure magic that Crystal just set up that, taken along with the Barrier, form a rough cube that encloses every last entity and player on the Battlefield. The sound from Cobalt's previous post, as well as the sound from Crystal's recent string of Sound Bursts, begins to reflect off the barriers, amplifying and reverberating, drowning out the ?!Noise even further. Every entity and player is suddenly engulfed in a field of magic, shielding them from the harmful effects of so much noise - Crystal doesn't want this post to do anything other than drown out the ?!Noise further.
==Entities==
The Imperator Titan strides forward, deciding to move for the first time in this battle so far. It's going straight towards the Anti-Richard Friends... oh no, oh no, OH YES! It crushes a whole bunch of them beneath its massive metal feet! And then, just to add insult to injury, its lower legs start spewing out massive gouts of flame, boiling the water around it and cooking a bunch of the Anti-Richard Friends in the ensuing bloodbath. The water's literally red with blood here, I am not using this term just to say 'massacre'.
Gordon Ramsay, feeling even angrier than usual due to the recent blast of ?!Noise, scoops up the entire band of Anti-Richard Friends in a giant ladle and decides to finish the job the flames started by cooking them into a soup! He warms up a massive pot of water, before plunging the Anti-Richard Friends into the boiling water for a second. Their skin instantly starts to slough off as each one experiences a massive amount of pain. Ramsay lets them cool off, before repeating the dunking. As they begin to break apart, he dumps them into a large meat grinder and turns the handle, finishing the job the Imperator Titan started by grinding the rest of the Band into paste. He dumps the paste into the boiling water, cooking it into a delicious-smelling broth, before sautéing some onions and adding them in. He chops some potatoes and adds them in as well, before adding a few carrots and tossing in some rotini pasta. He adds a dash of some various spices, simmers for ten minutes, and then dumps the whole thing down the drain. This insult to the memory of the Band deals extra disrespect damage!
(If the Band dies from the Imperator's attack, Ramsay will target Lil' Chub's Add-ons, followed by Lil' Chub herself. If the Band is dead beforehand, both attacks instead target the Charge Abomination.)
STEALTH DANCING: 11/50, Including Consumer's spare +3
Bar: ?AAAAAAPPP, Including Consumer's spare +3 (HINT: It's only worse then Ayaze if you let it. And that's quite easy to avoid. Though the effect is much worse then Ayaze if it happens)
Pit squints at the goings-on with Flowey and the Scribe.
"Is he really about to begin interference with the GM's Plans? Huh, and I thought it would honestly take longer for me to take some form of serious action."
"Okay, there is no reason to panic right now. No immediate plans must be held just yet. Just keep independent and only attack those that pose an immediate threat to the GM."
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 2/11 Level 10
D20X3 & D10 = D15x3 3/5 Level 4
Actual action=========
i place a large number of Boomboxs playing the ?1noise at max volume on the AZ side.
==== Expended Charge: Adventure Fredbear 30/30 (3+ From engie, 3+ from UserZero) ====
I decide we REALLY need more backup. To that end, i decide to summon Adventure Fredbear.
Adventure Fredbear:
[pz]
125,000/125,000
1 Armor
Chance to randomly Pixelize, becoming unhitable that round.. (I dunno if this happens normally, but this happened in game in the blacktomb area, as i waited a long time before pressing enter on his last dialogue in that area, and he suddenly became a pixel, except unlike his overworld form he seemed to glitch between his normal form and an eyeless plush version. He also mentioned a clock. This is also why he speaks in white highlighted in black when serious, as that is exactly what he did) Note that the chance is extremely low.
Ability: ||| Regen Song: 4 Random entity's regenerate 10000 HP per round. Only applys to PZ's or PZ-Summoned Neutrals.
Abilty: ||||| Mega Bite: Deals a high amount of damage, and the next attack on the damaged entity is a minicrit.
Ability: |||||| Mimic Ball: Every [PZ] entity attacks twice. Including Fredbear.
Ability: |||||||||: The Adventure of '87: Its Fredbear, i had to refrence it
Upon usage, Adventure Fredbear takes the entity on an adventure... To Freddy Fazbears. In 1987. Just in time to witness the bite. This shocks the target so hard, they are damaged by it. Becomes the Bite of '87 if used on an entity that is not an adult.
Special: Bite of '87: If the Adventure of '87 is used on an entity that is a child/teenager, or the entity targeted is human and under 18, the Adventure of '87 becomes the Bite of '87, one-hitting the target regardless of hp. If they are strong enough to survive, Nightmare Fredbear is summoned to finish them off. This includes anything controlled by a child. Ignore's armor, shields, status effects, and bodyguards.
Speaks in gold-colored text with nearly perfect english, and can break the forth wall. When serious, switchs to white-colored text highlighted with black, and sometimes SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS WHILE BOLDING HIS TEXT. Automatically bolds "bite of 87"
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
I install the Archer card in Heavy class Commandment once again, launching a wave explosive blades at Twitchy, I chase after them, using the Prototype Psionic Hyena Pin to keep my thoughts focused on the two Invocations whose principles I most agree with, Fuoco's passionate drive, contrasted with Lacrima's despairing resolve. Just as the blades are about to impact, I stop and portal in a sea-serpent that strikes at Twitchy though the smoke left behind by the blast.
Entity orders:
Shield Princess casting Shield of Snowflakes on Chef-Class Imperator Titan.
Wraith investigating Twitchy for additional information now that the array is gone.
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
MZ: I'm going to focus on some of my projects for a while, be careful while I'm away.
SP: Don't say it that way.
MZ: Sorry, but that's the way I already said it.
Now feels like a good time for a bit more exposition, for those of you who can observe somehow, it will be about the City of Alhambra for a while. Now, the City may have it's flaws, but it's much more accepting of non-humans than the outside, which means I find it a more comfortable place to live. Sure the rain is permanent, and the food is salty, but it's home.
ConsumerOfAll Centric RP Chunk
After sidestepping the grief-beam, I divide some of my attention towards ConsumerOfAll in a more lasting fashion.
MZ: Attacking me from the start?
MZ: And all I wanted was to find out why that power you were working with felt the way it did.
MZ: I can't help it if I notice something that's almost, but not quite, like something
MZ: Besides, we're both 'Players'.
MZ: So it's not like we can do any major damage to each-other, for now anyway.
MZ: And for the other one of you...
MZ: You made yourself clear.
MZ: Maybe we're just from similar worlds, but still.
MZ: ...You know what, let me tell you a story;
MZ: Wishing to save the world from a force that slowly eats away at it, celestial beings grant a measure of their power to people who then fight that force on their behalf.
MZ: Those who accept their offer do so primarily though engaging in magical battles against strange creatures that seem to have no goal beyond consuming people.
MZ: And so those who fight embrace certain viewpoints or philosophies, channeling emotions that alter the properties of the the power they wield.
MZ: ...That should be a good place to stop for now.
MZ: Any of that sound familiar to you?
TwinBuilder Centric RP Chunk
I split my attention once more, this new direction for my senses being towards the Scribe, and, by extension, the strange plant-creature next to him.
The words Monster and Emotions almost always get me to swivel an ear over to the speaker's direction, a tic that comes both from from spending more time in the City than out of it, and because both topics involve me, one more than the other...Though in this case, it's clear neither word is being used in the same way I'm used to them being used.
He claims to be empty, but those expressions... Require further investigation.
Golem: ...Why do I keep getting these things, anyways?
Golem: I mean really, it's kind of odd by now.
Golem: We've finally established the Terraria session as canon, and said that levels would cross over and do appropriate damage.
Golem: But we're also using different levels, since Crys/Crypt/Jon copied Twin's levels and are basically okay with just wholesale recreating things without actually listing the levels, and Tazz is saying that Twin's levels aren't going to be followed automatically.
Golem: Which means that Piono's alchemies are simultaneously level 10 and creatable with titan essences, and uncreatable because Tazz says that they're too powerful for that, even though I could probably get one of "my" copies of Piono's alchemies, and use it as a level 10 alchemy, but not be able to create it over here.
Golem: This is hurting my brain, or brain-analogue. Or hivemind, have I even decided where I'm actually going with this?
Golem: Am I just a single golem turned into a ridiculous hivemind encompassing literally every block of obsidian out there? Is that even something that should happen? ... Well, it sure is a good thing that I'm so terrible at capitalizing on my ridiculous stupid backstories that this hypothetical ridiculousness will never be used at its full potential. I mean, this on top of knowing... god, all of Psi's research? Why do I even say these things and make them canon. Or at least, "canon", pending retcons from either GMs who think that that's way too much(and I think that honestly I'd agree) or myself because that is really just kind of stupid.
Golem: Anyways, let's just. take out this...
The Golem pulls out a small, fluffy dog.
Golem: Wait, no, isn't this already on the battlefield? How'd it even get into my inventory? ...I mean I guess there was that weird timeline split thing, so I guess this is an alternate timeline dog. I'll just ... reach into its fur and...
*sound of unabsorbing an artifact*
Golem: I... I don't know what to do now. I'll just toss this at something. The dog's probably absorbed all the artifact's power anyhow.
The artifact is flung into the air, and I promptly shoot it into the High Knife Clusters.
You are now controlling [REDACTED], the VocaloP. Being an avid user of all singing synthesizers (but primarily Vocaloid) and having memorized the phonologies of several languages, she is friends by "working in similar fields" with the girl sitting next to her, who is currently... depressed.
(She speaks in [D@ v@Uk@loId v@Z@n @f eks-s{mp@].)
The two professionals engage in conversation, transcribed into various near-unreadable phonetic systems, for the next half hour. They both feel much better after it.
Action
In addition to the previous cacophony created by me and Crystal, I cast some spells from the Codex U8:
The volume of the cacophony increases rapidly until the ?!Sound can no longer be heard.
1F50A 291F 296C 1F50A 2920
The ?!Sound is overriden by the cacophony. The ?!Sound is no more.
Entity Action
FENNIA: Now that that is dealt with...
Fennia grabs a doubleturnstile and jams it into the Disembodied Heart, blood spurting everywhere, then pulls it out and drops a literal bomb of logic symbols on it.
"Oi! You ... Uh ... Whoever you are ... Stop that! .... Yeah..."
"..."
FOCUSED
I then retrieve a revolver from my pocket and pistol whip Twitchy's face. I leap over the beast and spray gunfire down at it. And a stab in the back for good measure.
---Charges----
Betty Crocker Fruit Gushers && Can of Shaving Cream = Betty Crocker Barbasol Bomb (2/2) COMPLETED
Whups. Looks like the Guitar Solo is dropping in intensity!
However, ding-dong, the stupid jerk known as the Chief is dead!
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 32/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 7/50
Snow Tank: 7/15
I +Assist Talist.
I take my Linecutter Axe and give one of the Lil' Haunts forty whacks.
While I'm at it, I also line up the solo from Born of Osiris - Follow the Signs to the Guitar Solo! I also focus all of the musical rock-hardcore energies into attacking any vulnerable part of Twitchy, ignoring any other enemy entities!
I'm not sure, but should I start up another round of alchemies?
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 40/50(+2 from proof +2 from crusher48 +1 from exos)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
I gate in the warforged from the dream of metal who near immediately wake up from his forced dream of all the universe over billions of years(so everything that happened is cancelled since he waked up but he remembers of what I told him) but since speaking is a free action I tell him the list of the attacks made against godmodder 447 who failed thus making the one who did them avoid using those attacks and thus making them gain the possibility to use other actions.
Then the op scale is spinning infinitely fast because of the op stuff I tried to do and what I did is countered but I use the op scale as a yoyo to attack luna.
We are allowed to make pre-EOTB posts now, right?
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (1/3 mind)
Tokens: (5, 0, 5). (Finished two charges)
Total Tokens (5, 0, 5)
Commands:
I expend both my 50/50 charges to summon two entities, as you would probably be able to guess. Silently, two bats fly onto the battlefield. But when I say silently, I do mean dead silently, without as much as a wing beat. They each look, as you might expect, extremely fragile. They probably have no more HP than a normal Minecraft bat would have. Or rather, will have once 1.4 rolls around. However, as they fly, their positions seem distorted, like they are in multiple places at once, yet also nowhere. When they actually stay in one place for a brief moment, anyone looking at them can tell that they are actually mechanical in nature with tiny joints revealing incredibly minuscule cogs and wires. Both are grey and colorless. In fact, they're more than colorless. Even when colored light fell on them, they still had no color. One of them immediately lands on a nearby rock outcropping, starting to disintegrate the stone below them and absorb the particles.
Both of these entities operate similarly, but they work together. So, let's get into those.
HP: 4/4. Yeah, anything that hits will destroy it.
Velocity Uncertainty: 0%
Position Uncertainty: 1000%
Matter Collection: _ _ _
By default, the Position Uncertainty is Cuarc's dodge chance. This can dodge AOE attacks and other "undodgeable" attacks. Velocity Uncertainty helps add to Cuarc's attacks. Velocity and Position uncertainties always add up to 1000%. So when one drops, the other rises. When one rises, the other drops.
Attacks:
* Subatomic Disassemble: Cuarc's main attack. Deals 20,000 damage and gains one unit of matter based on the faction attacked. Attacking PZs gives PZ 'matter', attacking GSs gives GS 'matter', attacking AZs gives AZ 'matter', and attacking neutrals/hostiles/???s gives NU 'matter'. Cuarc can also attack the ground itself, which deals no damage and gives it one unit of NU 'matter'. If Velocity Uncertainty is above 500%, this gives 2 units of matter.
* Matter Transfer: Both Cuarc and Leictreon must use this attack on the same turn. Cuarc gives all its matter to Leictreon.
* Primordial Storm: Requires one turn of charge before firing. Expends all units of Stored Matter. Each unit spent fires two bolts at any given target. Each bolt has different effects based on what kind of matter it is. And in addition, each bolt has an accuracy of (Velocity Uncertainty / 10) percent. So, if Cuarc is at 750% Velocity Uncertainty, each bolt has a 75% accuracy. This applies even to bolts with positive effects.
PZ: Deals 10,000 damage
GS: Deals 8,000 damage per turn, with the damage increasing by 2,000 each turn. This lasts for 1 turn per GS bolt that hit the target.
NU: A hit means the target's next attack is a mini-crit.
AZ: Restores 10,000 HP.
* Destabilize: Uses up one unit of matter to increase either Cuarc or Leictreon's Position Uncertainty by 100%.
And now for passives...
* This passive makes the entity actually fair: Whenever Cuarc dodges an attack, its Position Uncertainty goes down by 1/200th of the damage it would have taken.
* Linked Chances: If Cuarc's Position Uncertainty is more than Leictreon's at the end of the turn, Leictreon gains 50% Position Uncertainty and Cuarc loses 50% Position uncertainty.
* Storage Upgrade: If Cuarc and Leictreon spend a combined 3 units of matter, they can each get +2 maximum matter storage.
HP: 4/4. Yeah, anything that hits will destroy it.
Velocity Uncertainty: 0%
Position Uncertainty: 1000%
Matter Collection: _ _ _
Primed Matter: _ _ _
By default, the Position Uncertainty is Leictreon's dodge chance. This can dodge AOE attacks and other "undodgeable" attacks. Velocity Uncertainty helps add to Leictreon's attacks. Also, when Velocity Uncertainty is above 500%, Leictreon is considered to be airborn. Velocity and Position uncertainties always add up to 1000%. So when one drops, the other rises. When one rises, the other drops.
Actions:
* Chemical Beam: Deals 15,000 damage in a rather wimpy way.
* Matter Collection: Decreases Position Uncertainty by 50% and gives Leictreon one unit of AZ matter. I really hope this is never used.
* Atomic Reassemble: Converts one unit of matter into its Primed Alchemy state.
* Matter Transfer: Both Cuarc and Leictreon must use this attack on the same turn. Cuarc gives all its matter to Leictreon.
* Alchemy Shock: Uses up one unit of Primed Alchemy. The effect depends on what kind of matter it is. If Leictreon is above 500% Velocity Uncertainty, the effect also hits another target for half effect, rounded down. (these are really powerful because Cuarc has to collect the matter, transfer it to Leictreon, then Leictreon has to Prime it and use it. That's like 3 actions.)
- PZ: Deals 50,000 damage immediately and 10,000 per turn for three turns.
- GS: Deals 30,000 damage immediately and 10,000 per turn for three turns. Whenever Cuarc attacks the target, the debuff is extended by 1 turn.
- NU: Gives the target crits for the next three turns.
- AZ: Restores 75,000 HP immediately.
And now for passives...
* This passive makes the entity actually fair: Whenever Leictreon dodges an attack, its Position Uncertainty goes down by 1/200th of the damage it would have taken.
* Linked Chances: If Cuarc's Position Uncertainty is less than Leictreon's at the end of the turn, Leictreon loses 50% Position Uncertainty and Cuarc gains 50% Position uncertainty.
So, Cuarc uses subatomic disassemble on Twitchy. Leictreon uses chemical beam on Twitchy as well for a combined 30,000 damage.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
Inari dashes around Lil' Chub, causing a circle of blinding light around it. The light flashes with a variety of disorientating and rather annoying colors in an attempt to drive it mad or something.(Mind based attack)Or... if she can, Inari opens said presents?
Relevance Line Part 1:
After that attack, Inari slows down and starts coughing. Confused, she looks up directly into the "sun".
”Huh? What's wro- ... oh... Gah... I love it when this happens. So much fun. Just... uncontrollable amounts of fun.”
Inari then ducks behind a rock outcropping.
Relevance Line Part 2, now with more MATH! I need to pick up the pace to get the Veteran back on the battlefield:
After spending a few moments checking to see if her answer was reasonable, the Veteran says,
"Nice work. Did you find that easy?"
Gail nodded enthusiastically and says,
"See? ... I’m… … fi… fine!"
"Then I'll give you another one."
He writes down "x^4 * e^(-2x^2)" and shows it to Gail, but doesn't let her take the paper.
"Can you tell me the limit of this function as x approaches infinity? See if you can do it without writing anything down."
Gail started making little backwards C shapes in the air with her paw, moving the values around in her mind. After a few moments, she announced her answer.
“Um… … zero…”
After hearing her answer, the Veteran handed her the paper and pencil, asking,
"Could you please write down why it's zero? As in, using words rather than numerics. Also, please avoid mentioning L'Hospital's Rule if you can."
Once she finished staring down blankly at the paper for what seemed like far too long, Gail started writing, making each pencil stroke carefully and deliberately. After several minutes, she handed the paper back, having written down “-2x^2 is negative and 4 is positive. This makes it infinity over infinity at large x values. The exponential function increases faster than power function. It is basically zero.”.
"Very nice. Do you want a really tricky one?”
Again, Gail nodded enthusiastically.
“Alright. I hope you’re ready for this. Can you find a formula for the space enclosed by a five dimensional sphere given it has a radius r?”
After taking a moment to realize what he said, Gail smiled, feeling excited to work on such a problem. Once he had given Gail a little time to think, the Veteran gave the piece of paper back to her.
“You’ll probably need this.”
Then he walked back to Mikoto. He had given her a difficult problem, but was confident she could solve it. The actual calculus wasn’t very hard, but the intuition required made up for it. Although, the Veteran was more interested in her reasoning than her actual answer. Gail slid the paper down to in front of her and laid down on her belly, facing the paper. After about ten minutes of Gail fidgeting with the pencil and occasionally making a series of quick, fluid marks on the paper, she handed the paper back.
Integrals from -r to r
∫ (v(x))dx - > ∫ (∏ * 4/3 * x^3)dx - > ∏ * 4/3∫ (x^3)dx - > (∏ * 4/3) * (1/4) * (r^4) - ((-r)^4) - > (∏ * 1/3) * (2) * (r^4) - > (∏ * 2/3 * r^4)
Hypersphere content. Repeat.
(∏ * 2/3 * r^4)* r * 2/5 - > (∏ * 4/15 * r^5)
Of course, the Veteran didn’t have the formula for space enclosed by a five dimensional sphere memorized off the top of his head, but the answer and work leading up to it looked about right.
...
I hope I got that math right, but it probably doesn't matter.
Alchemy and charges:
(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life 5/9
(Paper && Lapis Lazui Ink) || (Thuamic Node && Bottled Mana) = Glyph of Mana 5/7
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 7/11
Got +13 total. People give me so many charges! I'm so sorry +1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey, +1 to Toast
21/50
50/50 SPENT!
50/50 SPENT!
That other 50/50 for the leveling system SPENT!
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
The Symphony: =================================================== 50/50
The Seed: ================================================== 50/50 (+3 from crystal and generic, +1 from MZ and sigmatw) SUMMONING...
The Throne: ================================================== 13/50 (+1 from Bomber)
The Hourglass: ================================================== 10/50 (+2 from Bomber, +1 from TFT and Pricey)
I +3 MZ. Ultra Greed uses Cash Vortex.
The Scribe, at a loss for an actual action, takes a pie bazooka Uncle Grandpa gave him and fires it. Instead of throwing pie, it fires the entirety of pi. The fact that pi is infinite causes massive distortion in the server as it tries to process all the numbers of pie at once. The resulting mess doesn't create a paradox, but instead creates a timeline fracture where two possible scenarios happen: one where the server crashes and one where it doesn't.
In the timeline where the server crashes, the computer that it's running on explodes, as do all computers currently on the server. Many of the players of the war die, and an investigation is started by the government on how the computers exploded. Several shady branches link the computers to a certain Minecraft server and ban the production of Minecraft, thus averting DTG from ever happening at all. The Godmodder never rises to power and instead creates his own game which is wildly popular, propelling him to stardom and making him one of the most influential men of the decade.
In the timeline where the server doesn't crash, the numbers of pi fill up the entirety of space and time, extending all over the server's planet and spilling out into space. The numbers reach into the server's solar system and eventually stretch into other singleplayer and multiplayer worlds. Many report seeing random numbers on their screen, resulting in many computers being sent to tech companies so that they can try and fix the problem. The problem is exacerbated because, due to the lag of an infinite amount of pie numbers, the computer's frame rates are basically zero. Minecraft as a whole shuts down for the world outside of the Descendants and godmodders, leaving nothing to fill its empty void. Eventually, though, the pi gets so huge that it extends outside of the universe and spills into others, eventually targeting actual Earth. Earth is terrorized by the invasion of the Irrational Invaders, and the human race is destroyed.
Because both of these timelines are really terrible, they collapse back into a singular reality where the pie bazooka explodes, the Narrative averting either of those scenarios from happening. But they did happen in alternate timelines, and in the timeline where the server didn't crash, the Godmodder ended up teleporting back to the main timeline to beat the crap out of the Scribe for attempting such a thing. The Scribe dodges the blow and the Godmodder hits a PZ entity instead with the force of a bajillion pokes and the infinite forces of pi (which he reverse-engineered from the Irrational Invaders). Said PZ entity explodes into code.
Afterwards, the Scribe retreats back into his underground lab. He heads through one of its more unused and dusty hallways until he reaches a room glowing with pale yellow light. He grins with satisfaction. "Finally. The incubation's complete." The Scribe dashes into the room, seeing a massive mechanical apparatus hooked up to a small wooden desk at the center of the room. Holstered to is by steel clamps is a glass jar that contains a single golden seed. The Scribe moves to a machine at the corner of the room and extracts some tongs from it.
"Yes... Yes! This golden seed... It will hypothetically have the power to grow into a completely new Yggdrasil! Given a thousand years, I suppose. I'll have to wheel it off-server, which shouldn't take too long... I just need to remember the exact seed I chose for it. Where did I... Hm. Where did I put that master sheet of all my world seeds?" The Scribe takes the golden seed and holds it with the tongs, dashing out of the room and looking for the sheet. After a few minutes, he finds it. "Curse me for making this lab so big... Alright, let's check it out." The Scribe reads the seed and memorizes it. "Ha. Of course. Now to head back and GAH!"
There is something blocking the Scribe's way out of the room. Something that isn't producing light, but is hard to look at. Something painted in hues of white, yellow, and black. It startles him so much that the tongs fly out of his hand and the seed tumbles through the air. Before the Scribe can react, the seed falls to the ground and cracks open, golden liquid seeping out of it. He stares at the ground in shock. Weeks of work... Lost. "No. No! NO!!"
The Scribe pulls out a ridiculously oversized and futuristic rifle, aiming it at the thing in the doorway. "WHAT ARE YOU? YOU JUST SET MY PLANS BACK BY THREE WEEKS YOU... stupid... flower?"
The Scribe pauses, lowering his weapon. "Uh. Hello there, Flowey. That's an original... name." Flowey winks. The Scribe thinks to himself. Flowers... What does he know about flowers? He remembers buttercups being used as an ingredient to several fatal poison weapons, and flowers being mentioned in several ancient prophecies... But that doesn't necessarily explain the presence of this pixellated white thing in front of him. Sensing nothing else to do, the Scribe humors Flowey and responds.
"No, I don't think I can. I don't actually know where you came from, but you are underground, I'll give you that." Flowey laughs and winks again.
The Scribe doesn't catch his drift. "Uh. No, I don't. Is it because you're a flower? Can you not move from the ground? It looked like you grew just fine--"
Flowey's face contorts into an expression of horror for a brief instant before spasming - glitching - back into place. The Scribe takes several steps back, staring at Flowey with interest and a slight tinge of fear. Now that he looks at Flowey, his form appears to be, ever so slightly... vibrating. As if he's a projection, an image on a computer display. Whatever this flower is... It's not meshing very well with the code of Minecraft.
"Me? What... What did I do to you? Before a minute ago I had no idea you existed at all, Flowey."
The Scribe picks up the rifle again. "WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GATE? And how do you, a tiny little FLOWER, know so much about me?? Huh? Answer me! ANSWER ME, YOU F--" Flowey cuts the Scribe off again, just as he's about to fire.
That does it. The Scribe pulls the trigger and fires, a lance of electricity surging from the rifle and sparking across the room, creating a miniature fireball that decimates the ground where Flowey just stood. The Scribe stares at it for a few seconds, unblinking, until he hears a cackle on the other side of the room. Whipping his head around, the Scribe sees... somehow... Flowey. And he's none worse for the wear. "YOU! How did you... How the hell did you..." Flowey just laughs some more.
The Scribe screams. He fires his rifle over and over again, each time nailing Flowey's position but watching helplessly as he ducks into the ground, popping up somewhere else. He tears through the room, destroying priceless machinery and setting fire to his research plans. The golden seed's liquid drips on the floor, and when Flowey pops up near it, the Scribe lights it on fire, creating a massive green fireball that incinerates the entire room, blowing the Scribe through the ground and onto the Battlefield. Flowey resurfaces.
The Scribe stands up on one side of the smoking crater, with Flowey on the opposite end of it. He walks over to the flower without his rifle, kneeling. "...You're an evil little plant, aren't you? You remind me of me. A lot. Going through life with an empty heart, doing anything to get what you want... Hell, I don't even know what you want. I don't even know why you're here. But you seem so nonchalant about everything, and the way you show no emotion... I could learn a thing or two from you."
So it begins. Flowey isn't an entity. Rather, this charge has marked the start of a new story arc. You all should be prepared for the worst.
(Gah! I missed an update! I'll gather my charges later...)
//Focused Post!//
Charges:
II: 13/15 +1 base
III: 12/25 +1 base
iv: 2/30 +1 base
Assists:
+1 Modpack
+1 PitTheAngel (I have no clue what my alignment is either, I mean, I'm anti-paradox, but I don't really want to help Richard...)
+1 Pricey
Action:
I return to mining! Now I seek out the rare and elusive diamond: and when I return from this trip I have not just four, but FIVE diamonds (and a whole lot of other trash ores)! I quickly make a diamond pickaxe and not just four but FIVE buckets. I fill four of the buckets with lava, and the last with water.
I first pour the lava over the 1st Dis. Hand (Or the 4th, if it's already dead) and then the water over the hand to make not just four BUT- WAIT, THAT ACTUALLY JUST MAKES FOUR OBSIDIAN, HOW OUTRAGEOUS! I slowly pick away at the obsidian encased flesh in contempt.
Alchemy:
(Let's look at the results of a few things)
Iron Sword && Furnace = ??? 1/?
Iron Sword || Furnace = ??? 1/?
Furnace || Obsidian = ??? 1/? (This one is actually quite curious, as encased obsidian spaces tend to have magical properties (portals, Ender chests), I'm not quite sure what a furnace made of obsidian would do!)
A supply of saplings.
A few apples.
A iron pickaxe.
A set of Iron tools.
A set of Iron Armour.
A ridiculously large amount of cobblestone.
A small amount of Furnaces
A few mountain crystals.
A few more stacks of vanilla ore.
A single crummy iron-capped wooden wand.
A duo of diamonds.
A quintet of empty buckets.
A quartet of obsidian.
The
Hidden RogueHunter 26/50Government 2/50
Hyperstorm Boss 38/50 +2 crusher +1 nulitor +1 exos
+1 to nulitor, +1 to crusher, +1 to hecter
Taking his peactime staff John shines a ray of healing light at a random GS entity, "and I'm using randomness because I'm not sure ANY WILL SURVIVE! GET TO SUMMONING THIS BOSS, QUICKLY" (Heal chain: 2)
John walks up to Flowey and the scribe while Flowey finishes his sentence...
"Well, it's an obvious answer, NOTHING! YOU KNOW NOTHING! Why? BECAUSE HE'S NONEXISTENT!"
John then walks away... Mumbling *Sorry*
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
Scalding Unholy Water X1
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Alchemies
8 Klein Star Omegas && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Klein Star Module (4/6)
Fire Arrow && Water Arrow && Earth Arrow && Air Arrow && Order Arrow && Entropy Arrow = Arrow of the Primal (4/7)
Tracking Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rocket && Advanced Chainsaw = Tracking Rocket Chainsaw (3/8)
Modules
: 0/40,000 EMC. Transferring into .
: Condensing nothing. 30,000/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving from .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (18/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (6/50)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (24/50)
+3 to Pit
Action
I begin to play a cacophony of sounds on a random synthesizer keyboard. The beautiful singing of every fail UTAU, the amazing sound of Dr. AT88TV's Special Triple EAS Tones Hearing Test Delight, the sound of a hundred dolphin-sound censored profanity line loops overlaid on one another at different offsets and the MLG airhorn remix of Portal 2 Smooth Jazz play loudly in the background.
"That noise is (alveolar click) noice."
The power of the noise is compounded by the crackling of a badly configured microphone, the jarring noise of spadinner YouTube Poop and the distorted yelling of the ghost of Billy Mays, the sound of the Annoying Cricket, 10,000 YouTube Poop ear destruction clips, the sound of Microsoft Sam swearing in G major reversed and even worse, nkrs200 brand EAS Tones, which are louder and more jarring than AT88TV's.
"BUT I'M NOT DONE YET! CALL RIGHT NOW, AND I'LL SEND YOU..."
I add on the sound of Ghostler's favorite fruitbowl music, the sound of screaming "OHHH!!!", the sound of ten trillion printers jamming over and over, the sound of Patrick Star going "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE", the NetHack OST (which is not silence but the incessant beeping of the computer speaker), every Sandstorm remix ever, the sound of the Michael Rosen Rap in reverse, the entirety of every Ghost trolling song ever, screaming, the sound of PLAMZ at one crapload of decibels, the sound of Michael Rosen's alveolar clicks replaying in the background, the sois of a ROFLcopter's blades and most importantly, the sound of the diarrhea infested toilet being cleaned, tacos being burned and replaced with bacon, IWAY cookies being obliterated and replaced with Highway Cookies and Microsoft Sam's reaction to the previous events. And did I mention the sound of Pikachu going "PIKA PIKA CHU CHU" over and over again? Because that was in there too.
"aaaAAAɑɑɑαααԱԱԱאאאႠႠႠあああアアア啊啊啊AAA!!!!!!!"
With my scream, the sound propagates itself throughout the battlefield like an audio plague or SCP-1965. Every source of sound is replaced by the auditory monstrosity, growing in volume to the point where everything should be deafened. But nothing is.
The ?!Noise is overridden by the new sounds, which have no effect whatsoever on entities or players.
Geometry Dash Blocks && Rage Blade = Polygon Madness 8/9
Nerf Rebelle Ultimate Crossbow (inb4 feminism intensifies) && Arrow && Machine Gun = SpamBow 2000 5/7
D-Force Kidd's Top Hat && Bladed Boomerang && Shortener = Secret Agent's Bowler Hat 4/6
+1 to Pricey +1 to Toast +1 to Leon
Lance 35/50
OH YES! 1/30
Winchester Rotomo 1/30
Feyd and his army attack the Lil' Haunts, as well as the Newb King.
I shoot the Disembodied Heart with Deus Noctem, and then I turn to UserZero. I begin to snicker, and then yell out,
"Hey, old lady, need some medicine? I've got some!" I hold up a bottle of ketchup. (I was going to make a "pregnant" joke, but I decided that it was stupid.)
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
The throne of the skies slowly descends to earth level, Hezetor is no longer considered airborn, the throne simply levitate at 5 cm form the ground.
This time let's try to apply levitator enforcer on Wraith.
This body truly is fragile right now... I suppose a little of atomic fixing will put everything back to standard, let's at least close these wounds and put back all this blood where it belongs... blood... oh... the last time I saw my blood... when it was?
After that I'll inspect the objects under that evergreen and see if there is something useful.
Aka take the presents.
the Glory 47/50
Spadaccino 31/50
...... 19/50
a piece of paper with the Library of Babel algorithm generator && matrice limitativa = Babel's Breaker (Level 5: 5/6)
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 5/9)
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) (Level 8: 4/9)
42/50 Hyperstorm (+1 nulitor, +1 proof, +1 EXOS)
17/50 XCOM Base
1/2 Instant Mooks
+1 proof, nulitor, hector
9/9 Ender Armor || Adaptive Armor = Tele-Interdiction Armor
9/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
Since my Ender Acid Burst failed last turn, I decide to use it again, this time on the Titan. Good luck using Void Shields on something that appears out of nowhere right inside your hull and melts it. I then realize EXOS' drone is active, which then shoots at the annoying dog because it is being so annoying.
I NEED MINIONS!
Dark Bowser suddenly decides he really wants minions. I create a charge to create minions to help him, but it isnt complete yet, so he GIMME MINIONS NOW! disrupting my posts and being an annoying MINIONS!
"You know what? If you don't shut up, I will loan you Gru's minions. Tip: They have a very good track record of leading to the doom of their master."
Fine. Just give me some backup! I only have 30000 HP!
We are encountering insufficient processing power issues.We need replacement parts for the supercomputer, and also a secondary "piggyback" supercomputer. This supercomputer can piggyback on the time warp effect created by SCP-155, compensating for the latter's outdated processors with its own extremely advanced processors also benefiting from the time warp.
Understood. Unfortunately, requisition will take several days. In the meantime, we need you to find, isolate, and analyze a data dump on what EXACTLY that plunger detonator does.
We will need to operate with aid from the team at the Portal.
Though you no longer have to respost if you miss the update, it's now done! Huzzah!
@TFT: Ah. Well, there's always re-wording the material and using it that way.
I pinpoint where Quote landed after he got launched, and investigate to see if he has any weaponry...
...and he does! The weapons are pretty beat up, though, so I'll need to fix them.
I got: Broken Nemesis! (Level 0, unable to be used.) and... Broken Spur! (Level 0, unable to be used.) (this is basically a fancy way of saying I got some new alchemy ingredients)
I then throw a rock in the Disembodied Heart's general direction.
And again...: 41/50
Marvel of Machinery: 10/50
spacesheep: 3/25
Solar Flare && Solar Panel II Flamethrower = Sunbringer (6/8)
Broken Nemesis && Repair Kit = Nemesis (Level ?, 1/?)
Broken Spur && Repair Kit = Spur (Level ?, 1/?)
Avatar: The generic Steve avatar
It's High Noon
==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Ante Up 41/50 (+2 from Richard.)
Charge #3: 6/30
Charge #4: 4/40
+3 to Twin.
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 7/11
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 7/11
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 6/11
==Action==
Crystal pulls out his Flowmetal Wand, as well as Never Tell Me The Odds. With NTMTO in one hand and the Wand in the other, he prepares to aid Cobalt's action, and thus continue the combo action that should hopefully dispel this ?!Noise for good. Firstly, he activates NTMTO, setting it to counter Princess's RNG Tilt - specifically, to increase his and Cobalt's odds of dispelling the ?!Noise. Next, he brings up the Flowmetal Wand and taps into the powers of arcane silence, spinning a massive array of linked spells that tap into various universes' concepts of countermagic. As this ?!Noise is almost certainly magical, dispelling it should both be effective and also aid Cobalt's attempt to drown it out. A golden circle, half-filled in on the top into a full disc, bursts into being on his forehead as he raises the Flowmetal Wand, golden light flowing along its length before bursting outward in an eruption of pure solar Essence. Shaped into the spell known as Adamant Countermagic and channeled through a wand of unparalleled ability, augmented as well by a Charm that allows Crystal to see the flows of magic around him and thus direct the magic to the precise area the demonic noise is being generated from, the magic slams into the source of the ?!Noise and scours away at it. Crystal then channels two white mana to cast the spell known as Cursebreak from Magic: the Gathering. This spell destroys a target enchantment, which the ?!Noise certainly counts as due to having an ongoing or lasting effect. Of course, the spell's name is also extremely appropriate. Crystal then decides to add his efforts to Cobalt's attempt to drown the ?!Noise out, and casts a lengthy fusillade of Sound Burst spells, creating a tremendous cacophony of noise that, had Crystal not deliberately suppressed its harmful effects, would have dealt damage to entities near the sound's locus of origin due to being so intense. The sound reflects off the barrier blocking attacks against UserZero, before reflecting again off four walls of pure magic that Crystal just set up that, taken along with the Barrier, form a rough cube that encloses every last entity and player on the Battlefield. The sound from Cobalt's previous post, as well as the sound from Crystal's recent string of Sound Bursts, begins to reflect off the barriers, amplifying and reverberating, drowning out the ?!Noise even further. Every entity and player is suddenly engulfed in a field of magic, shielding them from the harmful effects of so much noise - Crystal doesn't want this post to do anything other than drown out the ?!Noise further.
==Entities==
The Imperator Titan strides forward, deciding to move for the first time in this battle so far. It's going straight towards the Anti-Richard Friends... oh no, oh no, OH YES! It crushes a whole bunch of them beneath its massive metal feet! And then, just to add insult to injury, its lower legs start spewing out massive gouts of flame, boiling the water around it and cooking a bunch of the Anti-Richard Friends in the ensuing bloodbath. The water's literally red with blood here, I am not using this term just to say 'massacre'.
Gordon Ramsay, feeling even angrier than usual due to the recent blast of ?!Noise, scoops up the entire band of Anti-Richard Friends in a giant ladle and decides to finish the job the flames started by cooking them into a soup! He warms up a massive pot of water, before plunging the Anti-Richard Friends into the boiling water for a second. Their skin instantly starts to slough off as each one experiences a massive amount of pain. Ramsay lets them cool off, before repeating the dunking. As they begin to break apart, he dumps them into a large meat grinder and turns the handle, finishing the job the Imperator Titan started by grinding the rest of the Band into paste. He dumps the paste into the boiling water, cooking it into a delicious-smelling broth, before sautéing some onions and adding them in. He chops some potatoes and adds them in as well, before adding a few carrots and tossing in some rotini pasta. He adds a dash of some various spices, simmers for ten minutes, and then dumps the whole thing down the drain. This insult to the memory of the Band deals extra disrespect damage!
(If the Band dies from the Imperator's attack, Ramsay will target Lil' Chub's Add-ons, followed by Lil' Chub herself. If the Band is dead beforehand, both attacks instead target the Charge Abomination.)
==Responses/RP==
N/A for now.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
STEALTH DANCING: 11/50, Including Consumer's spare +3
n progress/finished=======
Template: Helmet && bATTLEFURY'S tEMMIE aRMOR?!?!?! = ??? 1/? Level ?
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 2/11 Level 10
D20X3 & D10 = D15x3 3/5 Level 4
Actual action=========
i place a large number of Boomboxs playing the ?1noise at max volume on the AZ side.
==== Expended Charge: Adventure Fredbear 30/30 (3+ From engie, 3+ from UserZero) ====
I decide we REALLY need more backup. To that end, i decide to summon Adventure Fredbear.
Adventure Fredbear:
[pz]
125,000/125,000
1 Armor
Chance to randomly Pixelize, becoming unhitable that round.. (I dunno if this happens normally, but this happened in game in the blacktomb area, as i waited a long time before pressing enter on his last dialogue in that area, and he suddenly became a pixel, except unlike his overworld form he seemed to glitch between his normal form and an eyeless plush version. He also mentioned a clock. This is also why he speaks in white highlighted in black when serious, as that is exactly what he did) Note that the chance is extremely low.
Ability: ||| Regen Song: 4 Random entity's regenerate 10000 HP per round. Only applys to PZ's or PZ-Summoned Neutrals.
Abilty: ||||| Mega Bite: Deals a high amount of damage, and the next attack on the damaged entity is a minicrit.
Ability: |||||| Mimic Ball: Every [PZ] entity attacks twice. Including Fredbear.
Ability: |||||||||: The Adventure of '87: Its Fredbear, i had to refrence it
Upon usage, Adventure Fredbear takes the entity on an adventure... To Freddy Fazbears. In 1987. Just in time to witness the bite. This shocks the target so hard, they are damaged by it. Becomes the Bite of '87 if used on an entity that is not an adult.
Special: Bite of '87: If the Adventure of '87 is used on an entity that is a child/teenager, or the entity targeted is human and under 18, the Adventure of '87 becomes the Bite of '87, one-hitting the target regardless of hp. If they are strong enough to survive, Nightmare Fredbear is summoned to finish them off. This includes anything controlled by a child. Ignore's armor, shields, status effects, and bodyguards.
Speaks in gold-colored text with nearly perfect english, and can break the forth wall. When serious, switchs to white-colored text highlighted with black, and sometimes SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS WHILE BOLDING HIS TEXT. Automatically bolds "bite of 87"
Adventure Fredbear says "Hi!"
Tazz, feel free to do the dialogue for him.
Recipes ======
Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)
(N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 0/7
useful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright
Gambler's Gredideir
Entity's:==================
The ebarf panics as it notices it's half HP! it quickly charges richard, banners flying and weapons and armor enchancted with Anti-Godmodding x!
Charges========
3/50
3/50
3+ to Engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Copied Post
Since I don't know which players are which allegiance I +1 two random AZ players.I +3 CrystalAsterix: 7/10
Blue Nightcap || Bedrock Fragment = Bedrock Nightcap (Lv. 6 3/7)
Bedrock Fragment && Golden Fragment = ? (Lv.? 1/?)
I show
the ChiefTwitchy the Wombo Combo video. The hype is so intense, he accidentally Wombo Combos himself! ...Somehow./人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Action:
I install the Archer card in Heavy class Commandment once again, launching a wave explosive blades at Twitchy, I chase after them, using the Prototype Psionic Hyena Pin to keep my thoughts focused on the two Invocations whose principles I most agree with, Fuoco's passionate drive, contrasted with Lacrima's despairing resolve. Just as the blades are about to impact, I stop and portal in a sea-serpent that strikes at Twitchy though the smoke left behind by the blast.
Entity orders:
Shield Princess casting Shield of Snowflakes on Chef-Class Imperator Titan.
Wraith investigating Twitchy for additional information now that the array is gone.
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
MZ: I'm going to focus on some of my projects for a while, be careful while I'm away.
SP: Don't say it that way.
MZ: Sorry, but that's the way I already said it.
Now feels like a good time for a bit more exposition, for those of you who can observe somehow, it will be about the City of Alhambra for a while. Now, the City may have it's flaws, but it's much more accepting of non-humans than the outside, which means I find it a more comfortable place to live. Sure the rain is permanent, and the food is salty, but it's home.
ConsumerOfAll Centric RP Chunk
After sidestepping the grief-beam, I divide some of my attention towards ConsumerOfAll in a more lasting fashion.
MZ: Attacking me from the start?
MZ: And all I wanted was to find out why that power you were working with felt the way it did.
MZ: I can't help it if I notice something that's almost, but not quite, like something
MZ: Besides, we're both 'Players'.
MZ: So it's not like we can do any major damage to each-other, for now anyway.
MZ: And for the other one of you...
MZ: You made yourself clear.
MZ: Maybe we're just from similar worlds, but still.
MZ: ...You know what, let me tell you a story;
MZ: Wishing to save the world from a force that slowly eats away at it, celestial beings grant a measure of their power to people who then fight that force on their behalf.
MZ: Those who accept their offer do so primarily though engaging in magical battles against strange creatures that seem to have no goal beyond consuming people.
MZ: And so those who fight embrace certain viewpoints or philosophies, channeling emotions that alter the properties of the the power they wield.
MZ: ...That should be a good place to stop for now.
MZ: Any of that sound familiar to you?
TwinBuilder Centric RP Chunk
I split my attention once more, this new direction for my senses being towards the Scribe, and, by extension, the strange plant-creature next to him.
The words Monster and Emotions almost always get me to swivel an ear over to the speaker's direction, a tic that comes both from from spending more time in the City than out of it, and because both topics involve me, one more than the other...Though in this case, it's clear neither word is being used in the same way I'm used to them being used.
He claims to be empty, but those expressions... Require further investigation.
Inventory:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
Dragon Coffee [Level 2] && Basic Spellbook = Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5] (5/6)
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10] (4/11)
Phoenix Extract [Level 4] && Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] = Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4] (3/5)
Charges:
Project Fenris 29/50 (+1 from Talist, +3 from Twin): A voice whispers "Once, there was a maiden..."
Can You Spare... A Heart? 7/50: Not that I'd get to show off for more than a moment or two, if I went through with it.
Twoscore Mirror Gaze 7/25: ...How did I not notice that sound? Was I really that distracted by everything else. Oh, well, I can fix that easily.
Boosts:
+2 for Talist
+1 for Twin
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
Re-echeladder 4/50
Lin-Willdrew 23/50
??? 28/50
Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Amptitan Rifles 11/11
Watch && Time Titan Essence = ??? 1/11
Whip && Space Titan Essence = ??? 1/11
Knife && Ice Titan Essence = Titanfrost Dagger 3/11
34,000/40,000 XP Lv. 3 (+3 HP total)
+3 Twin
I pull out the Amptitan Rifles.
Golem: ...Why do I keep getting these things, anyways?
Golem: I mean really, it's kind of odd by now.
Golem: We've finally established the Terraria session as canon, and said that levels would cross over and do appropriate damage.
Golem: But we're also using different levels, since Crys/Crypt/Jon copied Twin's levels and are basically okay with just wholesale recreating things without actually listing the levels, and Tazz is saying that Twin's levels aren't going to be followed automatically.
Golem: Which means that Piono's alchemies are simultaneously level 10 and creatable with titan essences, and uncreatable because Tazz says that they're too powerful for that, even though I could probably get one of "my" copies of Piono's alchemies, and use it as a level 10 alchemy, but not be able to create it over here.
Golem: This is hurting my brain, or brain-analogue. Or hivemind, have I even decided where I'm actually going with this?
Golem: Am I just a single golem turned into a ridiculous hivemind encompassing literally every block of obsidian out there? Is that even something that should happen? ... Well, it sure is a good thing that I'm so terrible at capitalizing on my ridiculous stupid backstories that this hypothetical ridiculousness will never be used at its full potential. I mean, this on top of knowing... god, all of Psi's research? Why do I even say these things and make them canon. Or at least, "canon", pending retcons from either GMs who think that that's way too much(and I think that honestly I'd agree) or myself because that is really just kind of stupid.
Golem: Anyways, let's just. take out this...
The Golem pulls out a small, fluffy dog.
Golem: Wait, no, isn't this already on the battlefield? How'd it even get into my inventory? ...I mean I guess there was that weird timeline split thing, so I guess this is an alternate timeline dog. I'll just ... reach into its fur and...
*sound of unabsorbing an artifact*
Golem: I... I don't know what to do now. I'll just toss this at something. The dog's probably absorbed all the artifact's power anyhow.
The artifact is flung into the air, and I promptly shoot it into the High Knife Clusters.
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Alchemies
8 Klein Star Omegas && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Klein Star Module (5/6)
Fire Arrow && Water Arrow && Earth Arrow && Air Arrow && Order Arrow && Entropy Arrow = Arrow of the Primal (5/7)
Tracking Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rocket && Advanced Chainsaw = Tracking Rocket Chainsaw (4/8)
Modules
: 0/40,000 EMC. Transferring into .
: Condensing nothing. 40,000/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving from .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (18/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (6/50)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (24/50)
+3 to Pit
Storypost
= CHARACTER SELECT =
> The VocaloP
You are now controlling [REDACTED], the VocaloP. Being an avid user of all singing synthesizers (but primarily Vocaloid) and having memorized the phonologies of several languages, she is friends by "working in similar fields" with the girl sitting next to her, who is currently... depressed.
(She speaks in [D@ v@Uk@loId v@Z@n @f eks-s{mp@].)
> Talk to Rinon.
???: [du: ju want thu: thQlk]?
RINON: əbaʊt wʌt˦˥
???: [dZVst @baUt stVf tu: get aU@ maInz Qf D@ sItSjueIS@n].
RINON: ʃwɚ aɪ ɡɛs
The two professionals engage in conversation, transcribed into various near-unreadable phonetic systems, for the next half hour. They both feel much better after it.
Action
In addition to the previous cacophony created by me and Crystal, I cast some spells from the Codex U8:
"And now..."
I glare at Zero as she attempts to intimidate us.
"Oi! You ... Uh ... Whoever you are ... Stop that! .... Yeah..."
"..."
FOCUSED
I then retrieve a revolver from my pocket and pistol whip Twitchy's face. I leap over the beast and spray gunfire down at it. And a stab in the back for good measure.
---Charges----
Betty Crocker Fruit Gushers && Can of Shaving Cream = Betty Crocker Barbasol Bomb (2/2) COMPLETED
Steel Dagger && Snake Statue && Spider Venom = ??? (1/?)
7/25 Queen Ant.
6/25 Redwood.
I'm out of my mind. Please leave a message.
"The sun never sets on those who ride into it." - The Narrator
Whups. Looks like the Guitar Solo is dropping in intensity!
However, ding-dong, the stupid jerk known as the Chief is dead!
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 32/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 7/50
Snow Tank: 7/15
I +Assist Talist.
I take my Linecutter Axe and give one of the Lil' Haunts forty whacks.
While I'm at it, I also line up the solo from Born of Osiris - Follow the Signs to the Guitar Solo! I also focus all of the musical rock-hardcore energies into attacking any vulnerable part of Twitchy, ignoring any other enemy entities!
I'm not sure, but should I start up another round of alchemies?
Support: 54/100
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...