I casually pull out a clunky arcade machine complete with classic ticket dispenser, then start it up and invite the strongest Disembodied Hand to play the game on it. It starts out on EXP Beach, and must successfully grind up to level 1, with a thwack on the head for every time it dies. It starts out completely unaware of how to play the game, and suffers a death for running into a hurdle. It then figures out how to jump, and successfully clears the first hurdle... only to fall on another. It then starts again... and gets killed by some bats. It tries to figure out how to get rid of bats... but I've removed the means to do so. Out of a semblance of mercy, I bestow PONY LASERS upon it, and let it get back to playing. It then starts up again... and gets killed by a shooting enemy. After a good 10 more deaths to the shooting enemy, it finally figures out how to beat it. It finally clears EXP Beach, and basks in its glorious reward of... a single EXP. Out of 100. The Disembodied Hand grumbles, but gets back to grinding the level... only to find out it's an entire level longer than it used to be. The Hand is indignant at this, so it tries to beat me up. I tell it that it only experienced 1% of the true EXP Beach. Each time he completes EXP Beach, he gets 1% closer to beating the entire level, and another 1% of EXP Beach is unlocked as well as another 1 EXP given. Out of the corner of its nonexistent eye, the Disembodied Hand notices a weird red-blue square... and selects it. I become indignant that the Disembodied Hand would DARE to turn its metaphorical nose up at the offered game and click on weird blobs of binary, and summon giant vines with the Titanbloom Staff to choke it to death.
The Symphony: =================================================== 50/50 The Seed: ================================================== 50/50 (+3 from crystal and generic, +1 from MZ and sigmatw)
The Throne: ================================================== 12/50 The Hourglass: ================================================== 6/50
I +3 MZ. I do not start any new charges. I'll summon Flowey next turn, then I'll summon The Symphony.
The Scribe, at a loss for an actual action, takes a pie bazooka Uncle Grandpa gave him and fires it. Instead of throwing pie, it fires the entirety of pi. The fact that pi is infinite causes massive distortion in the server as it tries to process all the numbers of pie at once. The resulting mess doesn't create a paradox, but instead creates a timeline fracture where two possible scenarios happen: one where the server crashes and one where it doesn't.
In the timeline where the server crashes, the computer that it's running on explodes, as do all computers currently on the server. Many of the players of the war die, and an investigation is started by the government on how the computers exploded. Several shady branches link the computers to a certain Minecraft server and ban the production of Minecraft, thus averting DTG from ever happening at all. The Godmodder never rises to power and instead creates his own game which is wildly popular, propelling him to stardom and making him one of the most influential men of the decade.
In the timeline where the server doesn't crash, the numbers of pi fill up the entirety of space and time, extending all over the server's planet and spilling out into space. The numbers reach into the server's solar system and eventually stretch into other singleplayer and multiplayer worlds. Many report seeing random numbers on their screen, resulting in many computers being sent to tech companies so that they can try and fix the problem. The problem is exacerbated because, due to the lag of an infinite amount of pie numbers, the computer's frame rates are basically zero. Minecraft as a whole shuts down for the world outside of the Descendants and godmodders, leaving nothing to fill its empty void. Eventually, though, the pi gets so huge that it extends outside of the universe and spills into others, eventually targeting actual Earth. Earth is terrorized by the invasion of the Irrational Invaders, and the human race is destroyed.
Because both of these timelines are really terrible, they collapse back into a singular reality where the pie bazooka explodes, the Narrative averting either of those scenarios from happening. But they did happen in alternate timelines, and in the timeline where the server didn't crash, the Godmodder ended up teleporting back to the main timeline to beat the crap out of the Scribe for attempting such a thing. The Scribe dodges the blow and the Godmodder hits a PZ entity instead with the force of a bajillion pokes and the infinite forces of pi (which he reverse-engineered from the Irrational Invaders). Said PZ entity explodes into code.
Oh please. Hades wouldn't be able to hold a candle against the combined might of [WARNING: Due to possibility of summon, the names of both individuals have been purged for safety reasons. You can thank me later. -Pit's "Soul"].
I'm pretty sure I could say with confidence the both of them could actually prepare a total field wipe if summoned and get it off in seven turns. So, if anyone on this battlefield, including both godmodders, has any sense whatsoever...
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, SUMMON BOTH [Name purged for safety] AND [Name also purged for safety] AT THE SAME TIME EVER. In fact, just don't summon them at all period. Both are more likely to become H bosses then they would even try to be on your team for a second.
...I'd ask what was put under there, but considering what you talked about, mentioning it might not be a good idea.
| Charges |
The Dead Pool 32/35 (+1 from Ire)
Old Spice 39/50. F it, this is going to be a levelling system.
They will be sundered. 3/40
| Alchemy |
! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 7/11)
(Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat && Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab= Sodarayg (Level o10 - 10/11)
NEW AGAIN: Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level ? - 3/?)
1+ to Ire 1+ to Twin because the Symphony sounds sick af 1+ to MeGa
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
| Action |
But of course, like with all things ~Toast, there is no such thing as no effect or no action. As some smart guy (so that rules out me, ~Toast and Toast) once said, every action has an equal and opposite reaction or some gorilla like that.
The Chief found himself back in the facility from earlier. A new thing was placed inside. It was extremely plain and didn't seem to have any label. Or really anything to define what it was. In fact, perhaps it might not even be a thing. I haven't described this pseudo-thing at all really besides it's location. Then again, do you know WHERE in the facility it is? I haven't even described the facility besides the fact it has machines in it! Is the 'thing' a machine? Who knows?
The buzzsaw transforms into a massive fusion of a ridiculous amount of dead lollerskaters, half a lollercoaster and 20 roflcopters. The roflol-abomination proceeds to drop Diarrhea Infested Toilet bombs on the Chief.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
0rgin P0int, Zeroth Server
Join Date:
2/28/2011
Posts:
63
Location:
why
Minecraft:
User_Zero
Xbox:
Battlefury13
PSN:
no
Member Details
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UserZero Tag && D10 = ??? 1/? level ? This is probably overleveled.
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = ??? 1/? Level ?
D20X3 & D10 = D15x3 2/5 Level 4
Actual action=========
I steal all of Ultra Greed's money, then tell him that Ultra Pride is a better boss and he is overrated. A massive horde of Ultra Pride's come out of nowhere, extremely proud of that statement, and trying to murder Ultra Greed.
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright
Gambler's Gredideir (HAHAHAHA THAT TERRIBLE SPELLING)
Entity's:==================
Charges========
no 23/50
3/50
3/50
3+ to Engie
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
5/20/2014
Posts:
60
Location:
Defending my castle
Minecraft:
dandeman13
Member Details
The Hidden Rogue Hunter 25/50
Government 1/50
Hyperstorm Boss 33/50
+1 to nulitor, +1 to crusher, +1 to hecter
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn.
Current Form: Spellcaster:
Forms:
Beast:
10% Minicrit chance
Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster:
-2000 to healing and damage
Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
In his new form, John does a double backflip, creates a ring of light around a damaged GS entity, and heals them in a beam of light from the sky. He then swings them around a little, feeds them a cookie and tells them a story about a mouse. THE MOUSE WHO SAVED THE WORLD!
Alchemies:
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
Scalding Unholy Water X1
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Scourge of the Beast: 16/50 ==================================================
The Executioner: 16/50 ==================================================
+3 to Generic
Bomber looked at The Duke of Flies, which was essentially a living fly hive. One shudders to imagine how filthy it probably is inside of that gross ball of flesh. Finding him self filled with an overwhelming urge to get rid of this thing, Bomber pulls out the Power Cleaner, which was now fully charged once more. The mop, crackling with energy, multiplied Bomber's urge to clean tenfold. Wielding the mop like a spear, Bomber leaped at The Duke of Flies and impaled him through the back, the mop's head resting in the buzzing hive that was his stomach. Before the Power Cleaner was about to fire, Bomber uttered words with a voice that was not his own.
"Wosh u innards."
The Power Cleaner released its energy inside of The Duke of Flies, effectively eradicating every single fly within. On top of that, it burst forth like an explosion, which tore The Duke of Flies apart into little gibs that scattered across the field like confetti. After the event, Bomber blinked his eyes, not entirely sure what just happened.
Scourge of the Beast: 17/50 ==================================================
The Executioner: 17/50 ==================================================
+3 to Twin
Bomber pulls out his monstrous gun, the Kustom Shoota-Burna, eager to shoot something else once more. The Third Disembodied Hand hovered high in the air, a little bit out of range. Deciding to amend this, Bomber outstretched his left hand. Maroon chains made of energy burst out of his palm and wrapped themselves around the hand. The chains finished binding the hand and became taut. With a powerful pull, Bomber was able to drag the Third Disembodied Hand into close range. He slammed it into the ground powerfully, cracking the earth. With the hand bound, Bomber was free to decimate it with the Kustom Shoota-Burna.
Pulling the trigger with his right hand, the gun fired a deadly spray of bullets. At the same time, it belched flame fueled by Pyrothelene, a flammable liquid that ignites violently. The Kustom Shoota-Burna, being semi-automatic, ran through its clip rapidly. Despite the fact that it ran out of ammo, the damage was done. The Third Disembodied Hand was essentially a bloody mess, riddled with bullet holes and charred severely. Putting the gun away, Bomber walked up to the wounded hand. It didn't seem to even struggle to get away, probably overwhelmed by the pain dished out by the ork-style gun. Suddenly, Bomber's foot became engulfed in flame. He didn't react, as this was planned. Raising his foot over the hand, he stomped with an impressive deal of force, cracking the ground further and shattering several of the hand's massive bones. The chains faded into nothingness as Bomber stepped away.
With the little extra time he had, he decided to flip through the Book of Tzeentch idly once more, browsing it like a catalog. One page caught his eye, seeming entirely out of place. An odd thing to say, considering the book he was reading. "What the hell is a buttercup doing in here?" Scoffing, Bomber flipped further, taking note of a large lycanthrope and a rotting, hooded man, before closing the ever-changing pages of the tome.
8/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
I use the Ender Acid Burst to blast The Chief by teleporting acid straight into his lungs and heart and other internal organs. Meanwhile...
SCP Foundation Orbital Site {REDACTED}
"SCP-155 components prepared and assembled. Prepare to initiate cyberwarfare?"
"Initiate experimental probes, and nothing else."
SCP-155 is activated on the orbital site, and begins building up the timewarp effect that gives it infinite processing speed. Despite not having this ability until 8 minutes pass, it can still launch probing attacks on the server to try to find weaknesses to exploit once processing is up to full strength. This does not actually effect the server enough for anyone to even notice it.
"With all due respect, this operation is highly dangerous. A failure in the systems, or even an unexpected side effect of the time warp, could potentially destroy this craft in a heartbeat."
"Understood. Abort probing operation before the 7 minute mark to nullify collateral damage issues."
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 29/?(+2 from proof)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
Then thanks to T1 I use greater consumptive field then I summon 10^100 chickens who all die instantly near me(because of the various curses against summoning repetition and if it does not apply I try to have them have less than 10 HP so that they die instantly thanks to the aura) and thus I gain 2*10^100 amount of strength since the strenght gained is 2*the number of creatures killed by the aura in one turn.
With that strength I attack Lunai by repetitively smashing the universe at it thanks to the fact that dnd carry capacity is exponential with strength and that I have 2*10^100 strength which is clearly enough to carry all the known universe since it can be done largely with 10000 strength.
Of course that is not really more efficient than smashing the universe at the target the regular way.
But yes: this hilarious spell works this way if you apply the rule compendium of 3.5 edition.
And the fact you can itemize everything that you can carry.
My spell-book contains greater consumptive field because recasters can add to their arcane list spells from any class spell list so they can after that write it in a spellbook.
Of course you can take this prc after having acceded to N+1th level spells thanks to the epic progression and then take any spell from level N adn then have the arcane version of it and write it in a spellbook.
3.5 DnD facts, by Nulitor! 16,000 damage to Lunai!
I tell UserZero that this is why I said "Ain't cool enough", althrough I concede that one in particular had a slight chance of me proposing a GS/PZ truce, if it weren't because both would have turned on each other too quickly (OK, that would have happened in either case, but the AZs would have been more likely to wait until said common enemy is down).
I record all the awful VA I tried to use before, and I set it up so it's expanded edition plays as soon as the barrier is down. After that, I proceed to drop a lot of deadly poisonous zanzibar hamsters on Lilia, and I teleport around the PZs' area while telling them to just give up because no-one is really interested in killing any of them but UserZero.
One of the most awesome gunships ever: 10/50 (Switched because I'm going to make something even more awesome).
Lots of bling: 7/14
I proceed to go AZ, but I make a deal with the GSs: I won't attack them if they don't attack me (AKA I'm AZ-ish) by secretly pointing out (AKA the AZs don't know in-character) that I'll later turn on the other godmodder once UserZero dies.
IN the game where the 4th wall is basically nonexistent, you've basically told everyone your plan. You join the AZ faction! Richard would be offended by the fact you're out to kill him, if basically everyone around him doesn't already seem to have that plan.
I use the bedrock fragment to carve the wooden door into various wooden materials and make wooden tools/sword. Then I take all the unused splinters and pieces of wood and shove them down The Chief's throat.
Also I guess I'll try my hand at some alchemies.
Blue Nightcap || Bedrock Fragment = ? (1/?)
Bedrock Fragment || Odd Gold Statue = Golden Fragment (1/?)
Blue Nightcap || Bedrock Fragment = Bedrock Nightcap (Level 6: 1/7)
Bedrock Fragment || Odd Gold Statue = Golden Fragment (Level 0: 1/1)
Golden Fragment: Taken from the original statue, and even smaller than a Nugget...Given its size, it's not all that useful. It says something about the game that this shares the level of a Scythe Made entirely out of Candy Corn and a small Nuclear Explosive. That is to say, this tiny thing has as much power/utility as both, roughly.
While I'm at it:
Odd Gold Statue: A Foot long and inscribed with odd symbols you don't recognize, this thing takes the shape of two cubes stacked atop one another.
B E C A U S E P W E ' R E A G O I N G C T O T K I L L ? Y O U. : )
All ominous foreshadowing aside, wheels are in motion, and you should prepare for everything you know to change in... just... 7... turns. Give or take, there's some erratic behavior to our posts. Actually, I suppose it'd have to wait until Twin finishes up summoning Flowey. Anyways, it's going to be fun.
Re-echeladder 2/50
Lin-Willdrew 21/50
??? 22/50
Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Amptitan Rifles 9/11
I glare at the chief. I get really annoyed. REALLY annoyed. Annoyed beyond comprehension. My annoyed-ness is boosted by the false memers plaguing this land. I channel this annoyed-ness, and fire it in a concentrated blast at the chief!
Truth Inherently 1/50
Reality itself 1/50
All the Snakes. All of them. 21/50
Meme Gun && Radiation from the sun = Praise the Sun 7/9
The "A","F", and "K" keys from a keyboard && Meme Gun = ??? 1/??
+3 Twin
The "A","F", and "K" keys from a keyboard && Meme Gun = A.K.F (Level 2: 1/3)
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting (It can make very simple organisms, not as entities, to do certain things) 1/?
I start hacking around. I instantly replace the ground under the chief with air. If he tries to catch himself, I will slash his arms while they are occupied. If not, I glide down on a tornado I conjure and start dropping dance grenades around. Dancing is hazardous because of the vast amounts of spikes I added while I was messing around with the chunk.
(This is me being unsure of exactly what you meant by changing the base code of minecraft. Hope this is what you mean because otherwise I wasted a turn.)
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting (Level 8: 1/9)
That's technically only a subset of what you could do with it, but yeah, general idea achieved. Not like you couldn't do that yourself already-technically, you could pull out a flare gun that shoots suns and use that, but it wouldn't be the Solar Flare and thus achieve damage bonus. In any case, 12,000 damage to the Chief!
D-Force Kidd's Top Hat && Bladed Boomerang && Shortener = Secret Agent's Bowler Hat 3/6
+2 to Pricey +1 to Toast
Feyd, the Enderman King 2525 (+1 from GM) Done. (100,000 HP / 100,000 HP (AZ)) (Support Summon: Enderman Army: x25 100 HP / 100 HP(AZ))
A Crimson Red enderman comes onto the battlefield!
Legend: Crimson in all caps = Feyd, the Enderman King.
AH, SO THIS IS WHERE THE FOOL HIDES.
Oh, hi new sum- HOLY GORILLA, It's you?!?!!?
DO NOT BE SHOCKED BY MY APPEARANCE HERE, RIVAL. I AM HERE TO DEFEAT A THREAT TO OUR EXISTENCE.
Ok, so Mr. Enderman King is now here. He and his Army attack the Chief without being aggravated due to Herobrine's modifications to him. (Please, read the book before yelling at me. It happened.)
Lance 34/50
Newb King (Note, NEWB, not NOOB.) 17/17 (+1 from GM, +2 from Toast(er)) Done. (80,000 HP / 80,000 HP (AZ))
Legend: Light Green, misspells a lot, and ends with either or emote = Newb King.
MINECRAFH!
It's Mine-C-R-A-F-T, child. Not Mine-C-R-A-H-F.
Don'th blme me, I just git this acount today and decided to go on dish server.
You're in the wrong place at the wrong time, kid. We're IN A GORILLAING WAR HERE. Well, now she's gonna kill you. Literally.
*Gets knocked off chair*
Legend: Light Green = Newb King (Taken over by brother)
Don't worry about that fool, he doesn't know what he's getting into.
I've read a few articles about godmodders- I mean, I know the definition of a godmodder. Someone posted it on my forum page.
Wait, how did someone kno-
They're weird.
Anyways, do you have some stuff I can borrow?
Ah, yes. Here's some gear.
I toss him some Realmite stuff, and he puts it on. He thanks me before slashing at Battlefury's Evil Band of Anti-Richard friends.
New Charges:
None.
I slap Twitchy's Disembodied Hands with Darude - Sandstorm.
Feyd's from a book? interesting. In any case, Feyd the Enderman King and the Newb King Summoned! They'll both do as you say!
Focused 12,000 damage to all 4 Disembodied Hands, spread evenly!
- 1/2
| Charges |
The Dead Pool 30/35
Old Spice 38/50
They will be sundered. 2/40
| Alchemy |
! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 6/11)
(Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat && Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab= Sodarayg (Level 10 - 9/11)
NEW AGAIN: Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level ? - 2/?)
I'll try this again without the calamity shards and under a different name and form.
1+ to Ire 1+ to Talist 1+ to MeGa
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
| Action |
~Toast finishes her stride. She approaches the Chief and prepares for an epic confrontation of epic proportions. Without a word, she vaguely gestures. The Chief is confused by this. ~Toast had managed to do something so vague that in the non-text-based world of minecraft, the action simply failed to have any function.
NEW AGAIN: Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level 11 - 2/11)
I summon a member of the Communist Linux Penguin Army and charge him goods and services tax for using short messaging services excessively, causing him to become enraged. I then direct his rage at the Disembodied Heart. In other words, the Disembodied Heart is assaulted by ticked off taxed-text texting Tux.
Entity Action
Fennia starts writing in a massive frenzy, a mess of symbols appearing in mid-air. The symbols form... something. A large abomination made of axioms appears.
FENNIA: Meet the True Form.
Fennia then saddles the True Form and rides it into the Disembodied Heart. Shouting battle cries about the parallel postulate, she disproves the existence of the Disembodied Heart's central 20% by proving that its existence leads to a contradiction. The proof, though intentionally ridden with fallacies and deliberate errors, becomes true by the power of the True Form, nullifying all errors in it and removing the central 20% of the Disembodied Heart.
I bring out my trusty Manaticon Flamesprayer (This thing's cooled off by now, hasn't it?) and spray my incendiery rounds into the Chief's stomach, while also issuing a taunting quote.
"Yeah, eat lead, you little pansy!"
I think I'll improve the Guitar Solo's intensity this turn...
==Alchemies/Charges==
Ante Up 37/50 (+1 from Tazz.)(+2 from Richard.)
Charge #2: 20/20! Activated!
Charge #3: 4/30 (+1 from Tazz.)
Charge #4: 2/40 (+1 from Tazz.)
+3 to Twin.
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 5/11
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 5/11
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 4/11
==Action==
20/20 expended! Boosted by Generic's Zeroth Ball use!
Five echoes coalesce in the air around Crystal, made from pure energy of the type they manipulate. These ones appear to be copies of five of Piono’s elemental weapons - Finem, Abiit, Aquilonem Mors, Exedo, and Nocte Consumens. Crystal begins to manipulate their forms, starting with Aquilonem Mors. He rotates the blade into the proper position for a war-scythe, before fusing Abiit with the altered scythe, creating a hand-sized war-scythe whose blade looks slightly sicklelike. He adds Finem to the mix, meaning the handle is now made out of that rod and the blade of the war scythe projects from the black orb at its end, before adding Exedo, causing two rings of exactly the same appearance as Exedo to adorn the handle at the top and bottom of the handle. Finally, he adds Nocte Consumens, causing the whole thing to darken, the blade blackening and becoming wickedly serrated while a deep red eye opens on the black orb the blade is attached to. A dark black aura, shaded red, begins to leak from the red eye and covers the blade in short order. The aura is a mix of the components’ energies; darkness, void, oblivion, death, and chaos energy combining to create a mix that lets the blade slice through nearly anything. Crystal decides to nickname his new weapon, despite the fact he'll only have it for the duration of this attack. Although he does have something exactly like it planned for the future... In any case, he names it Vamachara. (Pun'll be better when this weapon appears again. Although the attack title is still quite appropriate. ((For those who want to know, 'Vamachara' translates more-or-less directly to 'Left-Hand Path', and this weapon is planned to be summoned from items Crystal will be wearing all on his left arm. The original name/theming idea, and the matching weapon that I have planned, was drawn from the occult idea of a right/left hand path.)) ) Crystal brings the blade to bear at the Chief, pointing it at him before running up to aggress him. The aura around Vamachara lets Crystal slice through the Chief’s rotting flesh like butter, interspersed with blasts of the combined energies around the weapon that destroy a huge chunk of the Chief with every shot. Crystal abruptly shifts the balance between the forms of the weapon’s components, creating a wickedly-clawed gauntlet with the same distinctive red eye glaring from its back. Crystal blasts the Chief a few more times, before shifting Vamachara back into the form of a war-scythe and enlarging it into a full-scale polearm. He slices through the Chief a few more times, using the greater leverage of this new form to maximum effect, before beginning to tap into the war-scythe's control over its component energies. He channels chaos magic to first explode a sizeable portion of the Chief into high-energy plasma and then to cause a chain of highly improbable events that end with the Chief covered in holy water blessed by the Gods of Minecraft themselves. Harnessing void and oblivion, he destroys the absence of a large collection of the pseudo-sunlight of this unnamed server, before destroying the ability of this collection of pseudo-sunlight to go anywhere but toward the Chief. He then adds in darkness control to the combo, removing darkness from around the Chief and thus adding even more pseudo-sunlight to the blast streaking toward the Chief. He has a hard time thinking of how to use death energy to kill an undead being, but then reorients his thinking -- sure, literal death might be the cessation of vital functions, but conceptual or metaphorical death is more a matter of endings in general. If a sword were old and rusted to the point that even the most skilled smith couldn't restore it, wouldn't you call the sword dead in some fashion? Channeling this line of thought, Crystal fires a beam of pure death energy at the Chief, focusing on both ending his existence and killing him as a DTG entity, rather than a massive zombie. Plus, of course, he really wants that Spoil. To this end, he destabilizes Vamachara, channeling the entire conglomeration of harmful energies that makes up the weapon into a blast that utterly obliterates the Chief, and Vamachara along with him. He'll regain that weapon, in a more stable form, later.
==Entities==
The Chef-Class Imperator Titan levels its weapons at the Evil Band of Anti-Richard Friends and fires a withering barrage of attacks at them, empowered by the energies of the Zeroth Ball from Generic.
Meanwhile, Gordon Ramsay channels his chef magic to charbroil the Charge Abomination over an open flame, before slicing, dicing, and finally mincing it. He drizzles lemon juice over the pile of miscellaneous Abomination-parts, before serving up a plate of Charge Abomination tartare with a side of steamed asparagus.
==Responses/RP==
Yeah, I'm almost positive the Chief got #rekt by this. This would do roughly 100,000 damage (not even counting the Minicrit), FAR more than the Chief's total HP. Barring some implausible shenanigans, Chief Destroyed! In his last moments, he manages to cough something out, stumbling around, unable to find good footing despite the relatively flat terrain beneath the ocean!
The Chief: Augh...UserZero... The Chief: Finish these morons... The Chief: Ugh...Worked hard... The Chief: Blugh...Tell Caster...
His hat teleports out of the area has he explodes into a series of spectacular goresplosions...Which dont' complete, as it's interrupted by him turning red and turning 90 degrees sideways, half-laying in the dirt, leaving a good deal of drops. Mostly Rotton Flesh and some relatively useless mechanical parts-all the good stuff got destroyed. Crystal, the closest, picks it all up-and within, finds what appears to be some kind of mechanical organ. It feels like you're very life is withering to even come close to it. In other words, you've found the Decaying Heart! This Spoil of War gives you the ability to change the Terrain into the Decayed Land! Sadly, it's been damaged-it won't make the Infected side-effect, but anything killed under its influence will turn into an AZ-aligned Tombstone for you to command! It can also be used to eradicate any unwanted Terrain effects if you so wish. It takes 7 turns of Cooldown, and its effect lasts for 3 turns.
Even behind the Barrier, UserZero briefly flashes as pain crosses her face, clutching her side vigorously. You've dealt 3 damage! UserZero just looked annoyed more than anything.
UserZero: ugh. always sucks when they die. UserZero: i mean, they can just be resummoned, it just takes a while to get 'em back. UserZero: don't have that time right now... UserZero: nevertheless, congradulabungalomuch, or whatever. 2 of more than two, killed. UserZero: should probably be trying harder. UserZero: in other news, i think someone you know will be joining the party shortly. UserZero: well, not YOU, more rather the guy who's big mouth got two of your heavy hitters with the, err, the sea green faction. UserZero:...i know what you're called, but i don't want to type out that annoying 'o' with the dots over it.
38/50
5/30
I'm a bit concerned about those AZ-bosses! I guess I'd best take care of them somehow!
I walk up to the... something-class whatever... with the void shields! It is SO aggravated by me forgetting it's name, the anger builds up in its mind... it stares at me, rage mounting and mounting... it wants me DEAD, you see. It wants nothing more than the pleasure of seeing me squirm before snuffing my life out... it reaches for me, more and more rage, wanting to kill me more and more...
When suddenly, I suffer a heart attack, and deny it the pleasure.
It realizes that, without me to take out its rage on, it has only one person left to deal the rage to: ITSELF!
It then proceeds to smash itself in the face multiple times.
Augh, forum, why you remove who this was from? I know it's TT2K, of course.
16,000 damage to the Imperator-Class Titan, before its operators regain control! You'll have to specify the Voidshields if you want to get rid of those, though this time it seemed to penetrate well, which is good.
"You should have listened to me Chief but don't worry. You won't live long enough to regret it."
Revan begins to create a Force Storm, Revan telekinetically moves the pressures and winds to create the perfect storm. The air moves where Revan directs, Revan watches as the Storm Cloud blots out the Sun. The rain begins to pour upon the Battlefield. Pulled up into a gust wind that can even move him, Chief is thrown up into the air where Revan simply turns his palms upward. Revan sends massive bolts of Force Lighting from his palms as the Force Storm's lighting strikes Chief at the same time. The Storm begins to throw hail upon Chief as he falls to the ground. Revan's Lightsaber(bre)s unclip themselves & ignite at Revan's bidding with the Force and strike Chief creating a flurry of strikes upon the giant zombie security guard as Chief slams into the ground.
"I warned you."
Charges:
HK-47 11/50 (+1 from Tazz)
Basilisk War Droid 11/42 (ditto)
Sith Assassin(s) 10/15(ditto again)
Assists:
Revan tosses +3 to those who want them
Force Alignment:
Dark Lord of the Sith?
Alchemiter
The Dark Side && Alchemiter 1/? = Sith Alchemiter
This Alchemiter appears to have ancient Sith sorcery all over it.
Song Request for the Guitar Solo: Eruption by Eddie Van Halen
((Sidenote: Revan does have a weakness, he has no reality warping powers yet))
The Chief is dead!
I've said ti before and I'll say it again: you MUST name who gets assists, otherwise they don't count at all! None of this ambiguous crud.
After seeing his precious artifacts disappear in such a way by the hands of UserZero Hezetor simply looks at her and slowly says:
Hezetor: You are a really polite person.
well... this shows that she either knew what those object very capable of and wanted to avoid a certain level of omniscience or I accidentally alarmed her veil while looking for those information, I should be more careful, these two artifacts were not that easy to acquire in the first place and it will be hard to repair them.
Now that you told me that is such an unwise choice to target the chief I surely will not do it, for once I think I'll do a bit of metagame.
a piece of paper with the Library of Babel algorithm generator && matrice limitativa = Babel's Breaker (Level 5: 4/6)
When I said the variation of the twenty-three letters I meant exactly what I said, the pages are composed by characters and in its immensity there is every single possible combination of everything that can be said, even this sentence. The matrice limitativa should allow the user to find answers to his questions without the infinite amount of useless knowledge.
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 4/9)
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) (Level 8: 3/9)
The Wooden Barricade is long-dead! Perhaps you should target an ALLIED entity so you don't accidentally have everyone continually heal an enemy they're pounding on?
On the Babel's Breaker: First off, There are 26 letters in the English Alphabet and certainly a lot more characters than that-you're going into some weird language if you only need 23 characters, and that includes spaces. Second off: even if you hadn't defined the equation in such a limiting way, the Tower of Babel's nature as well as that of the Matrice Limitavia, combined, do not work that way There is no way to modify it to state the answer to a question bar already knowing the answer-it limits the outcomes. (Or in other words: It'll generate a string of characters that do not include E, for example, but unless you know the answer you can't get it to answer questions).
(30 / 30) Armistyx: Rapture Mode (+5 from FSBN, total) -> Complete! -> HERE WE GO
(6 / 40) Water of Doom (+2, Richard)
+1 to Insert
+1 to Toast
+1 to FBSN
=Action=
>RAPTURE: ENGAGE.
I point the Armistyx in the general direction of the Chief. Instead of actually switching to a sort of weapon, the tip of the Armistyx collapses into itself, creating a "black hole" of sorts on the tip, surrounded by corrupted matter...
Why is this called "Armistyx: Rapture Mode"? It's because this attack is about to simulate a rapture. I then sneak up on the Chief, and gently bop his head with the corrupted mass at the end. The Armistyx gets lodged inside the Chief, and I run as rays of red energy streak out from the Armistyx. Pillars of earth begin to erupt from around the Chief. He scrambles to rip the Armistyx out of his head, but it's firmly stuck on the back of his head...
The Armistyx then suddenly applies a ton of downward pressure. This results in the Armistyx going straight through the Chief's skull, and getting stuck in his brain. Pillars of earth begin to stab the chief from all directions, beckoned by the corrupted energies of the scythe. So many pillars appear and stab the Chief, that after a while, he's in a massive stone dome of sorts. The Armistyx eventually flies out of the Chief's brain, and slams into one end of the stone dome.
The energies begin taking form; they craft arms, legs, and devilish wings. Inside the dome is now a massive, eldritch monstrosity, ready to devastate the Chief. The Chief's still stuck inside the pitch-black dome, with severe brain damage too, making his life just that much harder. The beast manipulates its' claws into massive chainsaw-swords; the Armistyx gives it the power to do so. It then suddenly morphs massive booster jets on it's back and begins dashing towards the Chief, sundering it with with the chain-claws made of an unknown substance. A strange cannon then forms on the beasts's face, and fires a massive blast at the Chief's head, ensnaring it within a dark bubble!
When the bubble fades, the Chief finds that he's outside of the stone dome, and somewhere else entirely; a version of the battlefield, nearly completely destroyed. There's also water everywhere for little to no reason, and a strange haze fills the air. The beast is still in the area, and switches to a giant-squid type monstrosity, which clings onto the Chief, and drags him down underwater! The many tentacles of the squid suddenly grow saws, sandpaper and rusty nails, and then proceed to use whatever DMK's attack was called on the Chief! Underwater!
The water suddenly fades as the Chief is suddenly teleported to deep space; how'd this happen? Whatever it is, the Armistyx Beast has morphed yet again, and has grabbed a nearby planet with it's nigh-infinite growing ability. It proceeds to slam the Chief with the planet, and this ends up flinging the Chief through a few other planets on the way, destroying each one. As the Chief is about to hurdle into a sun, the bubble of darkness around his head fades, revealing that the Chief is actually still in the stone dome. Said "planet slams" and "water attack" was actually the Armistyx Beast throwing massive boulders into the Chief and filling the dome with water, respectively.
The Chief then realizes that he's being grabbed again, and the Armistyx Beast accelerates upwards into the stars, holding onto the Chief. Said Armistyx flies straight towards the sun, and kills the Chief.
...if the Chief is dead, this will target Twitchy, but instead of Twitchy crashing into the Sun, he/she/tem will crash into the Planet Consisting Purely of Salt, and come back somehow.
Twitchy is invulnerable due to the Red Array of Death! The Chief is dead! Hence, you keep the charge!
I challenge the chef-class imperator titan to a COOKOFF! Being chef-class, he's an okay chef... but I'm even BETTER! While he makes a meat pie, I outline my recipe: First, I'll slice the main ingredient into fifths. Then, I'll put the main ingredient in a blender, before boiling it to liquefy it. Then, I'll whisk and stir it a bunch while heating it on a stove, then I'll put in an oven for an hour before finishing it with 10 minutes of microwaving. The title of my recipe is "Chef Class Imperator's Pain Stew", because the main ingredient in question for the recipe is the Chef-Class Imperator.
I cook him a few times over just to be sure.
Your attempts to use the Chef-Class Imperator Titan as a meal backfire horribly, as the resulting meal cooks you in a manner altogether beyond my culinary experience to describe properly, though it is ultiamtely delicious! After being thoroughly devoured, you respawn without consequence.
[RP AND ATTACKS]
Psionic? I swear I ordered that brain from the Dark Side of Academy City, so it should produce AIM. Twitchy, I need some confirmation, was that brain from your type of Esper?
Ignoring that, I take a frying pan, and smash the Chef-Class Imperator Titan with it (well, its shield), hard. If it has feelings, they get hurt as I'm using it's weapon, before a swarm of kitchen knives start cutting up the Void Shield, using some sort of black magic to turn the parts of the Shield it cuts into Void Crystals. I throw the Void Crystals into the Void Shield, and instead of healing it, it disturbs the Shield's flow, causing it to start emitting Void energy and harming the Imperator Titan.
I use the assist I give to the Charge Abomination to produce a morse code to tell the Charge Abomination to go after the Dark Star Core.
After my main actions, an Infusion Matrix on a wheeled platform rolls into the Battlefield. It has several extra slots for runes, and as any Thaumaturge can instinctually figure out, the base runes on it have changed. On the central platform, is a Beacon, while on the side platforms are 4 Potions of Instant Health and Instant Damage, each. Floating around it, are four glass orbs full of Victus, Auram, Mortuus and Exanimis. I use Descendant Reality Warping to push vis into the Spell Matrix and let it do it's work.
The process of infusion carries on as usual, with the vis being infused into the Beacon first, then the potions being transferred afterwards. What's different, however, is four runes around the Beacon floating into it. The Beacon dissipates, and several beams of light shine on Twitchy, her parts and the Chief. When they dissipate, Twitchy, her parts, and the Chief have healed significantly.
[HOMURA COMMENT]
That was unexpected. They aren't supposed to feel. They're just fake mourners, meant to keep my witch, no, me, company at the endless execution ceremony.
This place seems... interesting.
The Clara Dolls attack the Imperator.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Homulilly 16/40 (+1 from Tazz, +3 from Best Godmodder, +3 from TT2000)
Number 15 5/40 (+1 from Tazz, +3 from Best Godmodder)
Spell Matrix 25/25 (+1 from Tazz, +3 from Best Godmodder) COMPLETE
Coin Launcher || ESP Railgun == only my railgun (2/9)
userzero == ??? (Can you enter item codes?)
userZERO == ???
USERzero == ???
+1 to the Charge Elemental, +2 to TT2000
Offering a +3 in reserve to PitTheAngel after he completes his current charge. (Just a note.)
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC] (I am so honoured that I'm getting assists from the creator of Destroy the Godmodder. There's a secret AZ conspiracy, isn't there? The component system seems extremely powerful, and if it can create bosses, we're going to have a bad time. At least I have an excuse not to attack Richy/Worst Godmodder for reasons that aren't 'entity advantage'. It will end up dealing damage to him anyway.)
[INVENTORY]
Coin Launcher, ESP Railgun
It's no////NOPE!-IT-JUST-KIND-OF-IS!-MIGHT-BE-ONE-AND-THE-SAME!////t explicitly NOT producing AIM.
18,000 damage to the Void Shields! 100,000 HP to Twitchy and her various components! She uses it to heal her main body to full, restore the various Knife Clusters to full, and use the remaining 9,000 to top off the 1st Disembodied Hand!
I stamp the Wooden Barricade in rage with my Burning Fists (If the Wooden Barricade is destroyed, I beat down The Princess on the ground)
I saw the Broken Temmie Crown then i picked it up, i checked it while the description says h0I! I claim the Essence of Sp00p in the skies after he got destroyed.
I duplicate the Critmist Potion
Not Available because i dont have enough ideas.
Sans is coming in 4 more turns...
Ebbotine h0I! 22/30 +1 from Tazz
Heal/Support based Ally 29/50 +1 from Tazz +2 from MeGa, +3 from Revan and Twist (because no one claimed it)
Coarsebot? 7/40 +1 from Tazz
Alchemy Creation:
Tazz you forgot my New Weapon and the Description of my Potion of Dire Nectar...
Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = Like a Boss 4/11
Red Paint && Rocket Launcher && Giant Pistol = ??? 2/11 (Part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree (The REKT Cannon is Level 25++ (If i had to make the [REDACTED]))
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Allies Action:
Sir Shield protects Lunai since the Sp00pinator is Destroyed.
Lunai heals Sir Shield with the Magic Ramune soda.
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r: I AM D0NE F0R...
+1 Talist, +1 Revan, +1 Leon
Charge Bank: N/A
Weapons:
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Light
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits)
Potion of Dire Nectar: 1x (Uses on the Target for Healing + Instant Crits)
7,000 damage to the Princess!
Potion of Dire Nectar: It's a Potion of Nectar...But DIRE!
Red Paint && Rocket Launcher && Giant Pistol = Red Dead Retribution (Level 7: 2/8)
Let's assume that the chief is composed of physical matter, as we all now know the physical matter is composed of atoms, great, now the atoms are what form the basis of the surrounding space and so far things are going well, now using the orb of space-time manipulation is simply going to control the spatial distribution of matter that make up the chief and the way I'm going to change his being is particularly curious and completely unnatural for most of the life forms that exist in the multiverse, I start to take every single part that makes up the chief at the molecular level and pushing it forward in time by applying a displacement of space and time, so everything is regular but I'm manipulating all of those atoms by crushing them on the space-time continuum crushed by the weight of time that goes into them since the space-time duct is not safe, you certainly did not want to create it safe for them, now given this weight-time applied to a moving space-time 15 million kilometers in a total time of 7 seconds is approximately equal to the weight of half the Milky Way, all applied to every single atom of the unfortunate being.
In case the chief is at <= 0 Hp target a disembodied hand.
+3 to Pit [AZ]
the Glory 46/50
Spadaccino 30/50
...... 18/50
The Chief is dead, so 22,000 damage to the 3rd Disembodied Hand!
I open another two of my ubiquitous shadowy portals long enough for dragons to reach their heads through and breathe streams of fire at the Wooden Barricade. Then I open another two and do it again.
Entity orders:
Shield Princess is busy being stunned.
The Wraith is busy investigating the Charge Abomination.
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
I loosen the grip I keep on my form, flexing claws that weren't there a moment ago. I still plan on staying the same size and shape, and I'm not sure how far I can shift while acting through a minecraftian avatar before I'd invert. Besides, I'm more comfortable in armor anyway.
The Shield Princess manages to snap my attention away from that train of thought with a well timed shout.
SP: Noooooo~!
MZ: Are you okay?
MZ: Looks like had enough Aria to slow your fall, but...
MZ: Your familiar...
As my senses adjust to my partial shift, I notice something I'd probably written of as magical background noise before, something that feels almost exactly like Lacrima.
All Lacrima stems from the Queen of Tears, ruler of the world she created, Alhambra. She chose to embrace despair as long as it meant saving what she loved, a decision I admire, but probably couldn't make myself.
And there's something here that feels almost exactly like her presence, which means they have more than enough of my interest.
MZ: Let's see what you're up to, oh false queen...
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
39/50 The being that is itself time
33/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods
19/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
+3 Ire
Power Star && Battery: Power Source 2/??
Exactly what it sounds like. Not infinite, but this could power New York City for a couple decades.
Ocarina II A very specific herb: Ocarina of T(hy)ime 2/??
Functions the same as the Ocarina of Time, but technically isn't. Just like how the Playstation Move isn't the same as the Wii. You know, a change in name without a change in technology!
Inventory: Invincibility Star, Mega Mushroom, Spellcard
After mercilessly ribbing Sony, I......................................................................................................................................................................................................
stab the Chief with this very long blade made of periods and ellipses. If the Chief is dead, this targets a disembodied hand instead.
Power Star && Battery: Power Source (Level 3: 2/4)
Let that sink in.
Ocarina II A very specific herb: Ocarina of T(hy)ime (Level 3: 2/4)
The nicememe assaults the chief with links to "niceme.me". So many of them. That voice, playing over and over, infinity times.
I bash the chief with a large clock, of which displays the time "4:20". An airhorn sounds off in the distance. A single tear rolls down my face, and I direct it to the chief. It is made of acid. And by one tear, I mean several thousand gallons. And by rolls down my face, I mean is dumped on the chief from above.
Truth Inherently 2/50
Reality itself 21/50
All the Snakes. All of them. 22/50
Meme Gun && Radiation from the sun = Praise the Sun 8/9
The "A","F", and "K" keys from a keyboard && Meme Gun = ??? 2/??
+3 Twin
The NICEMEME-and you-recognize the Chief is dead and won't target them.
Blue Suit && Courtroom Antics && Lots and Lots of Buffing && Attorney's Badge = Wright 8/8 Level 8 finished
D20X3 & D10 = D15x3 2/5 Level 4
Actual action=========
i abuse the creation of Wright to make a massive amount of Wright puns. This ruins the guitar solo, as the god-awful puns makes it want to be less intense.
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Entity's:==================
The EBARF is uncreative and decides to sabotage the guitar solo, while the Annoying Dog uses Patch Quilt on himself, healing himself.
Charges========
no 22/50 (3+ from best godmodder) (6+ from engie)
2/50
2/50
3+ to Engie
Gambler's Grenadier: A ramshakle-looking RPG, with the print of playing cards everywhere. A D10 is connected to be rolled upon using the trigger mechanism on the inside-this magic D10 determines the amount of rockets launched from this weapon. DUe to it's inaccurate nature, this means you should roll high for big damage!
Wright: This Golden Attorney's badge is emblazoned with the image of a pointing finger and a speech bubble with the word "OBECTION!" put into it. Naturally, at the cost of being compulsed to use the word "OBJECTION" on anything, well, objectionable, this gives you the talents of an Ace Attorney, complete with a suit.
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn.
Current Form: Beast:
Forms:
Beast:
10% Minicrit chance
Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster:
-2000 to healing and damage
Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
Alright, I'll get the level up done first:
A strange light surrounds John, and clears, until he is transformed back into a human form with a white cloak and a tome in his hand, glowing with light.
New Form: Spellcaster
20 health
This new form specializes in bursts of healing and bursts of damage. Healing and damage start out with a -2000 penalty. However, when the opposite is used, it gains a bonus of ((Consecutive times it has been used - 1)*6000). For example, if John attacked three times, he would have a healing bonus of 12000 (It would be the exact same for healing into damage. There is still the base -2000 penalty to the attack/healing). The bonus limit is set to 24000.
I transform into spellcaster
(Also the PZ xp cap is raised to 150000 just like the AZ cap)
Chaos Envelops
"Sorry, did I say chaos evelops, I meant envelopes."
A letter lands at the feet of both User Zero and Richard:
To the generals of these wars:
Our peaceful villages were fine, until one day, you came and caused panic. Each side had caused a civil war, some siding with the underdog, while others sided with the overlord. Needless to say, it caused chaos. Until we settled it through the great idea called: Government. It was such a great idea, that instead of just fighting for a side, like those useless entities, we will install a government in your chaotic society. One which will bring order, fairness, and justice. There will be politics, voting, and of course the good old knifing and corruption. However, with the creation of this government (that you can't stop anyway) you also take risks, of revolution, and utter destruction of society itself. A contract to provide justice is included, and beware if the incoming government is destroyed, as the chaos in this contract will be released as I said: revolution. Signed: The Governor
(This is part of a additional charge I will start, if you want you can add it to the entity list as neutral: The Contract: Destroyed when the government is. Unleashes powerful forces when destroyed.
Alchemies:
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
Scalding Unholy Water X1
John switches to spellcaster! Contract summoned! UserZero and Richard look at it curiously before shrugging it off. I mean, they can be just as good politicians as they are warriors, but politics take years while the fighting takes less.
The Keeper: ========================================= 40/40 SUMMONING
The Symphony: =================================================== 50/50 (+2 from MZ, +1 from TFT)
The Seed: ================================================== 41/50 (+7 from Modpack, +6 from Cobalt, +3 Bomber, crystalcat, and generic, +1 from TFT, MZ, ninjatwist, and Richard)
The Throne: ================================================== 11/50 (+1 from MZ)
The Hourglass: ================================================== 5/50 (+2 from MZ, +1 from the Godmodder and Modpack)
I +3 MZ. I start a new charge. Sorry for delaying the completed ones, but typing up the summoning procedures/thinking of entities takes time!
To whoever's summoning Flowey: I started a charge for him first. See that one up there? The Seed? I'm already summoning him.
-OBLITERATED DUE TO TEXT TOO LONG ISSUES, WOE BE US ALL-
-DON'T WORRY I HAVE THE STATS ON FILE-
To start things off, Ultra Greed uses Charge of Greed an a random enemy! Tazz, feel free to rebalance Ultra Greed as you see fit.
Ultra Greed Summoned! His HP is 150,000! It'll do as you say.
I casually pull out a clunky arcade machine complete with classic ticket dispenser, then start it up and invite the strongest Disembodied Hand to play the game on it. It starts out on EXP Beach, and must successfully grind up to level 1, with a thwack on the head for every time it dies. It starts out completely unaware of how to play the game, and suffers a death for running into a hurdle. It then figures out how to jump, and successfully clears the first hurdle... only to fall on another. It then starts again... and gets killed by some bats. It tries to figure out how to get rid of bats... but I've removed the means to do so. Out of a semblance of mercy, I bestow PONY LASERS upon it, and let it get back to playing. It then starts up again... and gets killed by a shooting enemy. After a good 10 more deaths to the shooting enemy, it finally figures out how to beat it. It finally clears EXP Beach, and basks in its glorious reward of... a single EXP. Out of 100. The Disembodied Hand grumbles, but gets back to grinding the level... only to find out it's an entire level longer than it used to be. The Hand is indignant at this, so it tries to beat me up. I tell it that it only experienced 1% of the true EXP Beach. Each time he completes EXP Beach, he gets 1% closer to beating the entire level, and another 1% of EXP Beach is unlocked as well as another 1 EXP given. Out of the corner of its nonexistent eye, the Disembodied Hand notices a weird red-blue square... and selects it. I become indignant that the Disembodied Hand would DARE to turn its metaphorical nose up at the offered game and click on weird blobs of binary, and summon giant vines with the Titanbloom Staff to choke it to death.
The Disembodied Hand doesn't breath at all, nor a head! It is literally a giant, well, disembodied hand! That being said, the struggle to get loose causes a minicritted 30,000 damage to the strongest Disembodied Hand!
The Symphony: =================================================== 50/50 The Seed: ================================================== 50/50 (+3 from crystal and generic, +1 from MZ and sigmatw)
The Throne: ================================================== 12/50 The Hourglass: ================================================== 6/50
I +3 MZ. I do not start any new charges. I'll summon Flowey next turn, then I'll summon The Symphony.
-WELL, IT WAS NULLED ANYWAYS.-
This would make an excellent second post, if you didn't already make your first on something trivial and the second on summoning Ultra Greed. Your action can still be repeated, but for now it does nothing!
| Charges |
The Dead Pool 32/35 (+1 from Ire)
Old Spice 39/50. F it, this is going to be a levelling system.
They will be sundered. 3/40
| Alchemy |
! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 7/11)
(Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat && Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab= Sodarayg (Level o10 - 10/11)
NEW AGAIN: Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level ? - 3/?)
1+ to Ire 1+ to Twin because the Symphony sounds sick af 1+ to MeGa
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
| Action |
But of course, like with all things ~Toast, there is no such thing as no effect or no action. As some smart guy (so that rules out me, ~Toast and Toast) once said, every action has an equal and opposite reaction or some gorilla like that.
The Chief found himself back in the facility from earlier. A new thing was placed inside. It was extremely plain and didn't seem to have any label. Or really anything to define what it was. In fact, perhaps it might not even be a thing. I haven't described this pseudo-thing at all really besides it's location. Then again, do you know WHERE in the facility it is? I haven't even described the facility besides the fact it has machines in it! Is the 'thing' a machine? Who knows?
This would happen if the Chief were alive! Or...Uh, Undead, and not just plain Dead.
The buzzsaw transforms into a massive fusion of a ridiculous amount of dead lollerskaters, half a lollercoaster and 20 roflcopters. The roflol-abomination proceeds to drop Diarrhea Infested Toilet bombs on the Chief.
If I had 5 bucks for every time someone targeted the Chief after the Chief got targeted by Crystal's killing blow, I'd...Well, I'd have a good amount of money.
[RP AND ATTACKS]
I glance at mythicZoologist's direction, realise that he's probably interesting in the massive amount of grief that I've been related to and summon 100 Grief Seeds out of nowhere (the Law of Cycles has been conveniently suppressed for a couple of minutes). I then break one to use the grief inside of it and fire a laser at Mythic, before shattering every other single Grief Seed and firing 99 lasers at the Chef-Class Imperator Titan. They go straight through the Void Shield and pierce right into the Imperator Titan.
[HOMURA ACTIONS]
I use telepathy to stream this message directly to mythicZoologist.
"Queen of Tears?" I state, "The description you gave to her seems like she went through similar trials to myself, but I am no impersonator of her, and I have never heard of her in my entire life. Make that clear."
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Homulilly 17/40
Number 15 6/40
The 0riginal Megalovania 1/50
Coin Launcher || ESP Railgun == only my railgun (3/9)
userzero == ???
userZERO == ???
USERzero == ???
Offering a +3 in reserve to PitTheAngel after he completes his current charge. (Just a note.)
+3 to TT2000
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC] (Well, looks like somebody's interested in my RP. I haven't followed that much of yours, but it's definitely worth keeping tabs on it. I wouldn't want to lose my entities due a similarity between Familiars and Creatures of Darkness.
Are the Conglomerate, Chief and other Godmodding Inc. mobs Terrors?)
Yes, they're terrors. Really, REALLY modified Terrors, though. UserZero does not settle for the stock file, and prefers to have a few ultra Terrors over several super Terrors.
The shields absorb some of the damage! 8,000 damage to the Chef-Class Imperator Titan!
I toss the Critmist Potion at the Ultra Greed to gain his crits. and i thinking that i was making a massive 5 people, 50 post Creation (The X345 BLAST T4NK X) Sadly i do not want to do it until the 2nd half of 0rigins began.
Not Available because i dont have enough ideas.
Sans is coming in 4 more turns...
Ebbotine h0I! 23/30
Heal/Support based Ally 32/50 +2 from Merry (since no one claimed the Charge Points.)
Coarsebot? 8/40
Alchemy Creation:
Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = Like a Boss 5/11
Red Paint && Rocket Launcher && Giant Pistol = ??? 3/11 (Part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree (The REKT Cannon is Level 25++ (If i had to make the [REDACTED]))
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Allies Action:
Sir Shield protects Lunai since the Sp00pinator is Destroyed.
Lunai heals Sir Shield with the Magic Ramune soda.
+1 FINALBATTLE, +1 MZ, +1 Twin
Charge Bank: N/A
Weapons:
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Light
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 3x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits)
Potion of Dire Nectar: 1x (Used on the Target for Healing + Instant Crits)
Materials:
Broken Temmie Crown (h0I!)
Essence of Sp00p (Used for Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 15+ (+ is i want to make the Plusinator Crystal via the 50 post Charge.)))
They'll do as you say! You toss a Critmist onto Ultra Greed, Critting his action!
UserZero Tag && D10 = ??? 1/? level ? This is probably overleveled.
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = ??? 1/? Level ?
D20X3 & D10 = D15x3 2/5 Level 4
Actual action=========
I steal all of Ultra Greed's money, then tell him that Ultra Pride is a better boss and he is overrated. A massive horde of Ultra Pride's come out of nowhere, extremely proud of that statement, and trying to murder Ultra Greed.
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn.
Current Form: Spellcaster:
Forms:
Beast:
10% Minicrit chance
Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster:
-2000 to healing and damage
Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
In his new form, John does a double backflip, creates a ring of light around a damaged GS entity, and heals them in a beam of light from the sky. He then swings them around a little, feeds them a cookie and tells them a story about a mouse. THE MOUSE WHO SAVED THE WORLD!
Alchemies:
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Scourge of the Beast: 16/50 ==================================================
The Executioner: 16/50 ==================================================
+3 to Generic
Bomber looked at The Duke of Flies, which was essentially a living fly hive. One shudders to imagine how filthy it probably is inside of that gross ball of flesh. Finding him self filled with an overwhelming urge to get rid of this thing, Bomber pulls out the Power Cleaner, which was now fully charged once more. The mop, crackling with energy, multiplied Bomber's urge to clean tenfold. Wielding the mop like a spear, Bomber leaped at The Duke of Flies and impaled him through the back, the mop's head resting in the buzzing hive that was his stomach. Before the Power Cleaner was about to fire, Bomber uttered words with a voice that was not his own.
"Wosh u innards."
The Power Cleaner released its energy inside of The Duke of Flies, effectively eradicating every single fly within. On top of that, it burst forth like an explosion, which tore The Duke of Flies apart into little gibs that scattered across the field like confetti. After the event, Bomber blinked his eyes, not entirely sure what just happened.
Scourge of the Beast: 17/50 ==================================================
The Executioner: 17/50 ==================================================
+3 to Twin
Bomber pulls out his monstrous gun, the Kustom Shoota-Burna, eager to shoot something else once more. The Third Disembodied Hand hovered high in the air, a little bit out of range. Deciding to amend this, Bomber outstretched his left hand. Maroon chains made of energy burst out of his palm and wrapped themselves around the hand. The chains finished binding the hand and became taut. With a powerful pull, Bomber was able to drag the Third Disembodied Hand into close range. He slammed it into the ground powerfully, cracking the earth. With the hand bound, Bomber was free to decimate it with the Kustom Shoota-Burna.
Pulling the trigger with his right hand, the gun fired a deadly spray of bullets. At the same time, it belched flame fueled by Pyrothelene, a flammable liquid that ignites violently. The Kustom Shoota-Burna, being semi-automatic, ran through its clip rapidly. Despite the fact that it ran out of ammo, the damage was done. The Third Disembodied Hand was essentially a bloody mess, riddled with bullet holes and charred severely. Putting the gun away, Bomber walked up to the wounded hand. It didn't seem to even struggle to get away, probably overwhelmed by the pain dished out by the ork-style gun. Suddenly, Bomber's foot became engulfed in flame. He didn't react, as this was planned. Raising his foot over the hand, he stomped with an impressive deal of force, cracking the ground further and shattering several of the hand's massive bones. The chains faded into nothingness as Bomber stepped away.
With the little extra time he had, he decided to flip through the Book of Tzeentch idly once more, browsing it like a catalog. One page caught his eye, seeming entirely out of place. An odd thing to say, considering the book he was reading. "What the hell is a buttercup doing in here?" Scoffing, Bomber flipped further, taking note of a large lycanthrope and a rotting, hooded man, before closing the ever-changing pages of the tome.
8/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
I use the Ender Acid Burst to blast The Chief by teleporting acid straight into his lungs and heart and other internal organs. Meanwhile...
SCP Foundation Orbital Site {REDACTED}
"SCP-155 components prepared and assembled. Prepare to initiate cyberwarfare?"
"Initiate experimental probes, and nothing else."
SCP-155 is activated on the orbital site, and begins building up the timewarp effect that gives it infinite processing speed. Despite not having this ability until 8 minutes pass, it can still launch probing attacks on the server to try to find weaknesses to exploit once processing is up to full strength. This does not actually effect the server enough for anyone to even notice it.
"With all due respect, this operation is highly dangerous. A failure in the systems, or even an unexpected side effect of the time warp, could potentially destroy this craft in a heartbeat."
"Understood. Abort probing operation before the 7 minute mark to nullify collateral damage issues."
Over the course of the less-than-7 minutes this takes, the operation ends-there are no weaknesses in the server's code...At all.
this is more significant than it seems-even in the standard, otherwise-normal Minecraft world, there are a few 'spotty' areas of code, or more accurately, the things that should be there but aren't in standard Minecraft. Here, however, there is code for every conceivable object. EVERY conceivable object, a foresight that UserZero couldn't possibly have to such an extreme extent-nor Psi, nor possibly even anything short of a TRULY Omniscient entity, and possibly not even that. The code itself holds firm, and what few 'weaknesses' there are, are more accurately the things that are weaknesses in every system-that is to say, the things that generate Paradoxes.
It is highly unlikely that UserZero created this sever. Modifying it is a possibility, certainly, because not everything was made on the same date (most of it the product of various godmods), but NOT creating it.
SCP-155 nearly explodes from the stress of trying to compute that, even with its extremely fast computation speed-it says something that it wasn't starting to outmatch the most modern computers at the time until after the 6 minute mark. Its doubtful it would have gotten to 8 at all if allowed to run further.
sans continues his march.
The 1st Gateway spawns the Shroob Defense Force! A reminder: Destroy the Control panel, and whoever did it gains control of them. Of course, given their passives...The Annoying Dog uses Patch Quilt on himself, healing it for 40,000 HP! Sukard tears into the Nebula Monolith for 17,000 damage-except, she remembers she is dead, and suddenly ceases to exist, having done no damage. The Chrismas Tree is maxed out-MAYBE you should open the presents, guys? It also gives +1 to all Neutral entity charges! Fennia rips into the Heart for 30,000 damage! The NICEMEME fires into the Void Shields, dealing 8,000 damage! The Nightmare cuts into a Clara Doll for 5 damage, killing it! The Shroob Attack Force fry the Christmas Tree for 7,350 damage! The Contract just sits there. Doing nothing.
The Dark Star Core uses it's special maneuver, aptly titled I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! To keep it short-the Dark Star core removes its appendages, shrinks, and flies back into Dark Bowser, fully healing him! You're going to have to repeat the same process as before to get him to come back out. Crsuher48, now that it's relevant: Dark Bowser's attacks are impossible to dodge, but can be countered by the entity under attack-doing so will cost the countering entity it's turn but deal back 1/20th of the potential damage to Dark Bowser. Once hitting 0 HP, it'll then do an unavoidable attack, and then spit up the Dark Star Core again. The Nebula Monolith spits out...Nothing, because technically no GS entity attacked.
The Baneblade's resumes operation! The Wraith manages to get more information on the Charge Abomination: It's charge bar is not a charged attack, it's a limit on how many assists it can get...And that's about it. The Guitar Solo suffers from the weather to the point where nothing can hear it, but its Intensity stays roughly the same due to the Music queued...The Shield Princess gets back into things. Sir Shield guards Lunai-he can guard two other things as well, as a reminder. Lunai heals Sir Shield for 20,000 HP! Feyd and the Newb King double-team Battlefury's Army, dealing 18,000 damage in total! Ultra Greed's Charge of Greed rams into the Annoying Dog, inflicting a Critted 18,000 damage! It also generates 5 Pennies!
The Chef-Class Imperator Titan's intense weaponry allows it to carve up Battlefury's Army like a man carves up a turkey! Minicritted 75,000 damage to Battlefury's Army! It's somehow still alive! Ramsay charboil's the Charge Abomination, dealing 15,000 damage! (This is the 'be descriptive with entity actions' thing I talked about in the rules at work, as his attack boost is only 2,500). The Void Shields regenerate 20,000 HP!
Princess Tilts the RNG! Suddenly, the musical prowess of the ?!Noise goes into overdrive-or at least, that's what everyone that isn't a PZ thinks! In all reality, the effects of the ?!Noise on non-PZ entities has gone up from 10% to 60%, and can now affect players as well (at a 25% rate)! The Clara Dolls attack the Chef-Class imperator Titan, but they can't even lay a scratch on it...Battlefury's Army attacks the Guitar Solo, bringing down the Intensity by 7%! It's only quarter-strong now! The Charge Abomination attacks Dark Bowser for 4,000 damage! Lil' Chub rushes into the Baneblade from a surprise side attack, knocking off a Hull Point!
The Tombstones rush up to the Void Shields and pound against it, dealing 36,000 damage to the Void Shields! The 2nd Hand Draws-the 2 of Spades! This generates 2 add-ons for someone! They're awarded to Lil' Chub due to him being the strongest and thus the most likely to be able to take advantage on the PZ side of things. The Other Three slap Sir Shield for 15,000 damage! The High Knife Clusters try to stab Hezetor again-and this time he's not as lucky as he could be, getting diced up for an intense 10 damage, reduced to 9 by an Armor point! The Medium Knife Clusters shank the Imperator's Void Shields for 25,000 damage! The Low Knife Clusters introduce the Wraith to a world of pain, culuminating in 40,000 damage! the Disembodied Heart lashes out at Fennia, dealing 10,000 damage, and then generates some kind of spectral ghost, with three smaller ghosts orbiting it...The Haunt! Twitchy herself smacks the Guitar Solo, disrupting its music by 15%, though due to its mechanics it can't be stunned. She goes on to strike at NICEMEME, protected from the backlash, for 20,000 damage and yet another stun!
Richard +2s Bomber and Crystal, and pulls out a nasty-looking bomb with a trollface on it! He gestures to the Disembodied Hands-all of them-to go catch it! They LOVE catch, and are all too happy to do so-after all, the fuse isn't lit! Richard throws it, they catch it-BOOM! It's a pressure-activated Bomb, adn the force of stopping its forward momentum triggered it! All four are killed at once! Twitchy's Red Array of Death slides off of her (and onto Princess), as she now has to do the dra////AH!-WELL-I-GUESS-THAT-WAS-SLOWING-EVERYTHING-DOWN-BUT-DON'T-EXPECT-ME-TO-GO-DOWN-WITHOUT-A-FIGHT!////!
UserZero +3s all PZs-increasing the Charge Abomination's HP by 6,000 and its max by 12,000! She then snaps her fingers, and suddenly a rain of Potions drops down from above! Well, onto the PZs, anyways. This causes the Pro-Zero entities to regenerate half of their maximum HP, healing many to full! (no Overheal, though). She looks at you all VERY menacingly, gesturing to the plunger.
Terrain: Oceanic Platform. Nautical entities get 20% dodge. AZ entities ignore up to 15% dodge chance when attacking.
Weather: ?!Noise: 10% 60% Chance to stop non-PZ attacks. -8% Intensity to the Guitar Solo per turn. II
[AZ?] sans: ???. arrival: iiiiiiiiii
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII
[N] Shroob Defense Force:
Shield Shroombs: 10,000/10,000 HP x2. Auto-bodyguards all Shroob Units and all Gateways.
Techno Shroombs: 3,000/3,000 HP x2. Immunizes Shroobs/Gateways to AoE while alive.
Summoned by the 1st Gateway! Destory the control Panel to gain control!
[N] NICEMEME: 60,000/80,000 HP. Counterattacks all attackers. Stunned!
[N] The Nightmare: 10/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 0)
[N] Shroob Attack Force:
Basic Shroob Infantry: 5,000/5,000 HP. x5
Shroomb Elite Unit 5,000/5,000 HP. x2 Auto-Bodyguards the Commander!
Shroomb Commander:7,000/7,000 HP. Improves all Shroob units by 5%!
[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.
[GS] Dark Bowser: 34,500/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Unable to act until the Dark Star Core is returned!
[GS] Dark Star Core: 30,000/60,000 HP. Tentacles: 6,000/6,000 HP x3. Bodyguarding the Core! Glasses: 9,600/9,600 x2. 2 random Tentacles have 100% dodge chance while either is alive (doesn't stack!) Double-target. I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! IIIII Has escaped! Get it out of Dark Bowser again!
[GS] Nebula Monolith: 60,000/80,000 HP. Generates Flares, which grant buffs. Flares: 2 Red, 2 Blue, 2 Yellow, 3 White.
[GS] John: 20/20 HP. Current forme: Spellcaster. Forms: Beast, Spellcaster. HP. Spellcaster Mode: -2,000 DMG/+HP, but consecutive attacks/heals buffs the alternative.
AZ Damage: 60,000/150,000
PZ Damage: 55,000/150,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Baneblade: 5/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though. Tank Shock: II
[AZ] Wraith: 30,000/100,000 HP. Super Evasive (40%). Cannot attack; Can Scan to gather information about any entity. Action: Scan the Charge Abomination!
[AZ] Guitar Solo: 25% Intensity [||||||||||].
[AZ] Shield Princess: 52,000/80,000 HP. High defense, low attack. Shield of Chalk: 20% Increase.
[AZ] Sir Shield: 340,000/430,000 HP. Cannot attack: Can bodyguard multiple entities at once and occasionally (20%) block attacks. Enrages if Lunai dies. Large Counter: III Reinforce Shield: IIII Summon Mini-Shield: IIIII ULTIMATE, Shield of the Great Warlord: IIIIIIIIIIII. Guarding: Lunai.
[AZ] Lunai: 234,000/250,000 HP. Cannot attack: Can heal. Enrages if Sir Shield dies. Healing Fire: III Heal Bunny: IIIII Healing Roar: IIIIIIII ULTIMATE, Blessing of the Heal Master: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII. Action: Heal Sir Shield!
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 150,000/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, takes 1/4 damage. Bank: 5/150 Pennies.
[AZ] Hezetor: 11/20. 1 Armor. Airborn. Super-Evasive (40%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII). Note: All copy actions will now be separate from regular actions and go here instead.
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan: 426,000/450,000 HP. Void Shields: 33,000/100,000 HP +20,000 HP per turn (can be penetrated). Plasma Annihilator: IIII IRON CHEF: IIIIII. Action: Attack Battlefury's Army! Minicritting!
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Good Eats: IIII
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Attack increases every turn. Action: Attack the G.F. Alpha-Omega! (ATK Increase: 2,500)
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Guest Star: III
[PZ] Princess: 170,000/170,000 HP. Lightly Evasive (10%). Shielded by the Red Array of Death! Tilt the RNG: IIII
[PZ] Clara Dolls: 10/10 HP x13. Tears: III Action: Attack the Chef-Class Imperator Titan.
[PZ] Battlefury13's Evil Band of Anti-Richard Friends: 57,000/100,000 HP. Call For Help: IIIII EBARF: IIIII
[PZ] Charge Abomination: 68,000/68,000 HP. Charge Bar: IIIIIIIIII. Can be assisted.
[PZ] Lil' Chub: 170,000/170,000 HP. Add-Ons: 8,000/8,000 HP x2. Add +2,000 ATK power each.
[PZ] The Haunt: 140,000/140,000 HP. Invincible until Lil' Haunts are dead! Lil' Haunts: 14,000/14,000 HP x3.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 18/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 30,000/30,000 HP x12.
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS]Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: 616,000/616,000 HP; Can Draw; Attacks can stun, Double Action! Alchemical: III Hivemind: IIIII. Low Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 HP x2; Anti-Ground. Medium Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x2; High Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x2; Anti-Air. Red Array of Death: Shielding Princess! Disembodied Heart: 225,000/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies! Can only spawn hands if any are dead!
[PZ] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 10/12. Discard Pile: Empress, 2 of Spades. Card Selection: III
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 28/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 120/150 HP. Behind the Barrier-Invulnerable! Leaning on a Plunger Detonator...
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead!
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||]Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||]Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
Tazz, you cut me off earlier with the update. I was in the middle of finishing my action but then I saw the update and I was just instantly discouraged.
Something Big: 41/50 (+1 from UserZero, +2 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 41/50 (+1 from UserZero, +2 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 42/50 (+1 from UserZero, +2 from battlefury13)
+3 to battlefury13
Walker laments being a bit slow to move, and missing out on that turn like he did. He decides to comfort himself by sharing a pizza with another PZ being, which coincidentally somehow heals said PZ being. Don't ask how it works. You don't wanna know what might be on those. Especially the ones with mayonnaise sauce.
Action:
I drag the fourth Disembodied Hand to ground level and hold it still while a pack of horse-sized direwolves tries to eat it.
Entity orders:
Are on my first post.
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
SP: How could they?
MZ: Calm down.
MZ: You got your pet from the dreamlands, right?
SP: Yes.
MZ: Then a good enough spirit mage should be able to restore them.
MZ: I'll take you to meet one after this is over.
SP: Thank you.
MZ: It's nothing.
I glance over in ConsumerOfAll's direction, they're the one involved with the tear-stained power, so they've earned a token glance.
Inventory:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
Dragon Coffee [Level 2] && Basic Spellbook = Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5] (4/6)
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10] (3/11)
Phoenix Extract [Level 4] && Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] = Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level] (2/?)
Seems it's back to a full queue.
Charges:
Project Fenris 24/50 (+3 from Twin): A voice whispers "Once, there was a maiden..."
Can You Spare... A Heart? 6/50: I mean, I barely remember what I look like when I'm not compressing myself like this.
Twoscore Mirror Gaze 6/25: Anyone mind if I tear down all these tombstones? The dead should be walking the earth, not below it
Boosts:
+2 for Talist
+1 for Twin
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
+5 ALL!
+1 Free from Twin
43/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"
11/20 Shroom Second Coming
15/15 Shroomb Army WHOO HOO INVATION GONA COME SOON
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Gate 1: Indestructible
Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield)
Energy Shield: HP 50,000 (Regens 10,000 HP Per Turn, Only blocks attacks at control panel if it has more than 1 HP, HP can not be lowered past 1)
Special Ability: Can summon minor entities using charge points
Gains 1 Charge per turn
Entity charge limit is 5
When Control panel is destroyed control of the Entity goes to the destroyer.
Hint:When more Gates are unlocked the power of the gates increase.
Time To bring out some help!
With my 15 charge I...
Summon
The Shroomb Attack Force
5x Basic Shroomb Infantry HP:2000/5000 Attack:1000
2x Shroomb Elite Unit HP: 5000/5000 Attack:1000 (Protects the Commander)
1x Shroomb Commander HP:7000/7000 Attack:None (Special: Incrase Danage and resistance of ather Shroomb Units by 5%)
And with the Summon Gate I shall bring out
Shroomb Defence Team
2x Shield Shroombs HP:10,000 (Any attacks at a Shroomb or a Gate such as Gate 1 is redirected to this unit)
2x Techno Shroomb HP:3,000 (Shroombs and Gates are immune to AOE when this unit is alive)
==Turn 2==
The sheer awesomeness of a three-minute long guitar solo of this caliber boosts the Guitar Solo’s Intensity massively!==Alchemies/Charges==
Ante Up 38/50
Charge #3: 5/30
Charge #4: 3/40
+3 to Twin.
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 6/11
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 6/11
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 5/11
==Action==
Feeling exhausted from that last attack, Crystal settles for presenting the Guitar Solo with this video:
==Entities==
See my last post.
==Responses/RP==
N/A for now.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Re-echeladder 3/50
Lin-Willdrew 22/50
??? 24/50
Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Amptitan Rifles 10/11
Staff && Plant Titan Essence = Titanbloom Staff 11/11
Knife && Ice Titan Essence = Titanfrost Dagger 2/11
34,000/40,000 XP Lv. 3 (+3 HP total)
+3 Twin
I casually pull out a clunky arcade machine complete with classic ticket dispenser, then start it up and invite the strongest Disembodied Hand to play the game on it. It starts out on EXP Beach, and must successfully grind up to level 1, with a thwack on the head for every time it dies. It starts out completely unaware of how to play the game, and suffers a death for running into a hurdle. It then figures out how to jump, and successfully clears the first hurdle... only to fall on another. It then starts again... and gets killed by some bats. It tries to figure out how to get rid of bats... but I've removed the means to do so. Out of a semblance of mercy, I bestow PONY LASERS upon it, and let it get back to playing. It then starts up again... and gets killed by a shooting enemy. After a good 10 more deaths to the shooting enemy, it finally figures out how to beat it. It finally clears EXP Beach, and basks in its glorious reward of... a single EXP. Out of 100. The Disembodied Hand grumbles, but gets back to grinding the level... only to find out it's an entire level longer than it used to be. The Hand is indignant at this, so it tries to beat me up. I tell it that it only experienced 1% of the true EXP Beach. Each time he completes EXP Beach, he gets 1% closer to beating the entire level, and another 1% of EXP Beach is unlocked as well as another 1 EXP given. Out of the corner of its nonexistent eye, the Disembodied Hand notices a weird red-blue square... and selects it. I become indignant that the Disembodied Hand would DARE to turn its metaphorical nose up at the offered game and click on weird blobs of binary, and summon giant vines with the Titanbloom Staff to choke it to death.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
The Symphony: =================================================== 50/50
The Seed: ================================================== 50/50 (+3 from crystal and generic, +1 from MZ and sigmatw)
The Throne: ================================================== 12/50
The Hourglass: ================================================== 6/50
I +3 MZ. I do not start any new charges. I'll summon Flowey next turn, then I'll summon The Symphony.
The Scribe, at a loss for an actual action, takes a pie bazooka Uncle Grandpa gave him and fires it. Instead of throwing pie, it fires the entirety of pi. The fact that pi is infinite causes massive distortion in the server as it tries to process all the numbers of pie at once. The resulting mess doesn't create a paradox, but instead creates a timeline fracture where two possible scenarios happen: one where the server crashes and one where it doesn't.
In the timeline where the server crashes, the computer that it's running on explodes, as do all computers currently on the server. Many of the players of the war die, and an investigation is started by the government on how the computers exploded. Several shady branches link the computers to a certain Minecraft server and ban the production of Minecraft, thus averting DTG from ever happening at all. The Godmodder never rises to power and instead creates his own game which is wildly popular, propelling him to stardom and making him one of the most influential men of the decade.
In the timeline where the server doesn't crash, the numbers of pi fill up the entirety of space and time, extending all over the server's planet and spilling out into space. The numbers reach into the server's solar system and eventually stretch into other singleplayer and multiplayer worlds. Many report seeing random numbers on their screen, resulting in many computers being sent to tech companies so that they can try and fix the problem. The problem is exacerbated because, due to the lag of an infinite amount of pie numbers, the computer's frame rates are basically zero. Minecraft as a whole shuts down for the world outside of the Descendants and godmodders, leaving nothing to fill its empty void. Eventually, though, the pi gets so huge that it extends outside of the universe and spills into others, eventually targeting actual Earth. Earth is terrorized by the invasion of the Irrational Invaders, and the human race is destroyed.
Because both of these timelines are really terrible, they collapse back into a singular reality where the pie bazooka explodes, the Narrative averting either of those scenarios from happening. But they did happen in alternate timelines, and in the timeline where the server didn't crash, the Godmodder ended up teleporting back to the main timeline to beat the crap out of the Scribe for attempting such a thing. The Scribe dodges the blow and the Godmodder hits a PZ entity instead with the force of a bajillion pokes and the infinite forces of pi (which he reverse-engineered from the Irrational Invaders). Said PZ entity explodes into code.
Oh please. Hades wouldn't be able to hold a candle against the combined might of [WARNING: Due to possibility of summon, the names of both individuals have been purged for safety reasons. You can thank me later. -Pit's "Soul"].
I'm pretty sure I could say with confidence the both of them could actually prepare a total field wipe if summoned and get it off in seven turns. So, if anyone on this battlefield, including both godmodders, has any sense whatsoever...
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, SUMMON BOTH [Name purged for safety] AND [Name also purged for safety] AT THE SAME TIME EVER. In fact, just don't summon them at all period. Both are more likely to become H bosses then they would even try to be on your team for a second.
...I'd ask what was put under there, but considering what you talked about, mentioning it might not be a good idea.
/null
- 2/2
| Charges |
The Dead Pool 32/35 (+1 from Ire)
Old Spice 39/50. F it, this is going to be a levelling system.
They will be sundered. 3/40
| Alchemy |
! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 7/11)
(Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat && Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab= Sodarayg (Level o10 - 10/11)
NEW AGAIN: Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level ? - 3/?)
1+ to Ire 1+ to Twin because the Symphony sounds sick af 1+ to MeGa
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
| Action |
But of course, like with all things ~Toast, there is no such thing as no effect or no action. As some smart guy (so that rules out me, ~Toast and Toast) once said, every action has an equal and opposite reaction or some gorilla like that.
The Chief found himself back in the facility from earlier. A new thing was placed inside. It was extremely plain and didn't seem to have any label. Or really anything to define what it was. In fact, perhaps it might not even be a thing. I haven't described this pseudo-thing at all really besides it's location. Then again, do you know WHERE in the facility it is? I haven't even described the facility besides the fact it has machines in it! Is the 'thing' a machine? Who knows?
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
Alchemies[/b]
8 Klein Star Omegas && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Klein Star Module (3/6)
Fire Arrow && Water Arrow && Earth Arrow && Air Arrow && Order Arrow && Entropy Arrow = Arrow of the Primal (3/7)
Tracking Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rocket1[/sup] && Advanced Chainsaw2[/sup] = Tracking Rocket Chainsaw (2/ROCKET PROPELLED CHAINSOI)
Modules[/b]
: 0/40,000 EMC. Transferring into .
: Condensing nothing. 20,000/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving from .
Charges[/b]
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (17/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (5/50)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (23/50)
+3 to Irecreeper
Action[/b]
I grab a buzzsaw. "Meet my buzzSOI."
The buzzsaw transforms into a massive fusion of a ridiculous amount of dead lollerskaters, half a lollercoaster and 20 roflcopters. The roflol-abomination proceeds to drop Diarrhea Infested Toilet bombs on the Chief.
@TwinBuilder
Undertate (Neutral Run) spoilers ahead in case you managed to not play it yet:
Maybe you could summon Photoshop/Omega Flowey with that charge...
Otherwise, /null. I'll be posting later today, since time is not on my side.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
@ninjatwist321:
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
n progress/finished=======
UserZero Tag && D10 = ??? 1/? level ? This is probably overleveled.
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = ??? 1/? Level ?
D20X3 & D10 = D15x3 2/5 Level 4
Actual action=========
I steal all of Ultra Greed's money, then tell him that Ultra Pride is a better boss and he is overrated. A massive horde of Ultra Pride's come out of nowhere, extremely proud of that statement, and trying to murder Ultra Greed.
Recipes ======
Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)
(N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 0/7
useful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright
Gambler's Gredideir (HAHAHAHA THAT TERRIBLE SPELLING)
Entity's:==================
Charges========
no 23/50
3/50
3/50
3+ to Engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
The
Hidden RogueHunter 25/50Government 1/50
Hyperstorm Boss 33/50
+1 to nulitor, +1 to crusher, +1 to hecter
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn.
Current Form: Spellcaster:
Forms:
Beast:
10% Minicrit chance
Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster:
-2000 to healing and damage
Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
In his new form, John does a double backflip, creates a ring of light around a damaged GS entity, and heals them in a beam of light from the sky. He then swings them around a little, feeds them a cookie and tells them a story about a mouse. THE MOUSE WHO SAVED THE WORLD!
Alchemies:
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
Scalding Unholy Water X1
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???: 2/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 16/50 ==================================================
The Executioner: 16/50 ==================================================
+3 to Generic
Bomber looked at The Duke of Flies, which was essentially a living fly hive. One shudders to imagine how filthy it probably is inside of that gross ball of flesh. Finding him self filled with an overwhelming urge to get rid of this thing, Bomber pulls out the Power Cleaner, which was now fully charged once more. The mop, crackling with energy, multiplied Bomber's urge to clean tenfold. Wielding the mop like a spear, Bomber leaped at The Duke of Flies and impaled him through the back, the mop's head resting in the buzzing hive that was his stomach. Before the Power Cleaner was about to fire, Bomber uttered words with a voice that was not his own.
"Wosh u innards."
The Power Cleaner released its energy inside of The Duke of Flies, effectively eradicating every single fly within. On top of that, it burst forth like an explosion, which tore The Duke of Flies apart into little gibs that scattered across the field like confetti. After the event, Bomber blinked his eyes, not entirely sure what just happened.
R.N.G. && Shoddy Reroller = Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. (Level 10: 5/11)
The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (Level 8: 4/9)
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 2/11)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
37/50 Hyperstorm (+1 Tazzwarp, +1 EXOS, +1 nullitor, +2 Proof)
15/50 XCOM Base (+1 Tazzwarp)
+1 proof, nulitor, hector
10/11 Ender Acid Burst
7/9 Ender Armor || Adaptive Armor = Tele-Interdiction Armor
7/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
I decide to slap the chief and hope to knock some sense into him so he gives up.
???: 3/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 17/50 ==================================================
The Executioner: 17/50 ==================================================
+3 to Twin
Bomber pulls out his monstrous gun, the Kustom Shoota-Burna, eager to shoot something else once more. The Third Disembodied Hand hovered high in the air, a little bit out of range. Deciding to amend this, Bomber outstretched his left hand. Maroon chains made of energy burst out of his palm and wrapped themselves around the hand. The chains finished binding the hand and became taut. With a powerful pull, Bomber was able to drag the Third Disembodied Hand into close range. He slammed it into the ground powerfully, cracking the earth. With the hand bound, Bomber was free to decimate it with the Kustom Shoota-Burna.
Pulling the trigger with his right hand, the gun fired a deadly spray of bullets. At the same time, it belched flame fueled by Pyrothelene, a flammable liquid that ignites violently. The Kustom Shoota-Burna, being semi-automatic, ran through its clip rapidly. Despite the fact that it ran out of ammo, the damage was done. The Third Disembodied Hand was essentially a bloody mess, riddled with bullet holes and charred severely. Putting the gun away, Bomber walked up to the wounded hand. It didn't seem to even struggle to get away, probably overwhelmed by the pain dished out by the ork-style gun. Suddenly, Bomber's foot became engulfed in flame. He didn't react, as this was planned. Raising his foot over the hand, he stomped with an impressive deal of force, cracking the ground further and shattering several of the hand's massive bones. The chains faded into nothingness as Bomber stepped away.
With the little extra time he had, he decided to flip through the Book of Tzeentch idly once more, browsing it like a catalog. One page caught his eye, seeming entirely out of place. An odd thing to say, considering the book he was reading. "What the hell is a buttercup doing in here?" Scoffing, Bomber flipped further, taking note of a large lycanthrope and a rotting, hooded man, before closing the ever-changing pages of the tome.
R.N.G. && Shoddy Reroller = Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. (Level 10: 6/11)
The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (Level 8: 5/9)
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 3/11)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
38/50 Hyperstorm (+1 Tazzwarp, +1 EXOS, +1 nullitor, +2 Proof)
16/50 XCOM Base (+1 Tazzwarp)
+1 proof, nulitor, hector
11/11 Ender Acid Burst
8/9 Ender Armor || Adaptive Armor = Tele-Interdiction Armor
8/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
I use the Ender Acid Burst to blast The Chief by teleporting acid straight into his lungs and heart and other internal organs. Meanwhile...
SCP Foundation Orbital Site {REDACTED}
"SCP-155 components prepared and assembled. Prepare to initiate cyberwarfare?"
"Initiate experimental probes, and nothing else."
SCP-155 is activated on the orbital site, and begins building up the timewarp effect that gives it infinite processing speed. Despite not having this ability until 8 minutes pass, it can still launch probing attacks on the server to try to find weaknesses to exploit once processing is up to full strength. This does not actually effect the server enough for anyone to even notice it.
"With all due respect, this operation is highly dangerous. A failure in the systems, or even an unexpected side effect of the time warp, could potentially destroy this craft in a heartbeat."
"Understood. Abort probing operation before the 7 minute mark to nullify collateral damage issues."
3.5 DnD facts, by Nulitor! 16,000 damage to Lunai!
The Lilia are dead!
IN the game where the 4th wall is basically nonexistent, you've basically told everyone your plan. You join the AZ faction! Richard would be offended by the fact you're out to kill him, if basically everyone around him doesn't already seem to have that plan.
Why, Twin?! Why?!?
9,000 damage to the Chief!
Blue Nightcap || Bedrock Fragment = Bedrock Nightcap (Level 6: 1/7)
Bedrock Fragment || Odd Gold Statue = Golden Fragment (Level 0: 1/1)
Golden Fragment: Taken from the original statue, and even smaller than a Nugget...Given its size, it's not all that useful. It says something about the game that this shares the level of a Scythe Made entirely out of Candy Corn and a small Nuclear Explosive. That is to say, this tiny thing has as much power/utility as both, roughly.
While I'm at it:
Odd Gold Statue: A Foot long and inscribed with odd symbols you don't recognize, this thing takes the shape of two cubes stacked atop one another.
Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottle && Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottle && Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottle && Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottle && Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottle && Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottle && Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottle && Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottle && Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottle = ERROR! SAME ITEMS DETECTED! Use Different Items in Alchemization!
Yeah, using the same item in Alchemization, due to how it works, will just get you the same item.
You use the Zeroth Ball! You, Crystal, the Imperator Titan, the soon-to-be-summoned entity, and bomber will all minicrit!
Minicritted 9,000 damage to the 4th Hand!
The "A","F", and "K" keys from a keyboard && Meme Gun = A.K.F (Level 2: 1/3)
14,000 damage to the Chief!
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting (Level 8: 1/9)
That's technically only a subset of what you could do with it, but yeah, general idea achieved. Not like you couldn't do that yourself already-technically, you could pull out a flare gun that shoots suns and use that, but it wouldn't be the Solar Flare and thus achieve damage bonus. In any case, 12,000 damage to the Chief!
Feyd's from a book? interesting. In any case, Feyd the Enderman King and the Newb King Summoned! They'll both do as you say!
Focused 12,000 damage to all 4 Disembodied Hands, spread evenly!
Betty Crocker Fruit Gushers && Can of Shaving Cream = Betty Crocker Barbasol Bomb (Level 1: 1/2)
Focused 16,000 damage to the Chief!
NEW AGAIN: Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level 11 - 2/11)
I think those are from Bastion?
...OK then! You do nothing.
Tracking Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rocket1 && Advanced Chainsaw2 = Tracking Rocket Chainsaw (Level 7: 1/8)
Wow. That Penguin manages a mean 25,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart!
8,000 damage to the Chief!
Yeah, I'm almost positive the Chief got #rekt by this. This would do roughly 100,000 damage (not even counting the Minicrit), FAR more than the Chief's total HP. Barring some implausible shenanigans, Chief Destroyed! In his last moments, he manages to cough something out, stumbling around, unable to find good footing despite the relatively flat terrain beneath the ocean!
The Chief: Augh...UserZero...
The Chief: Finish these morons...
The Chief: Ugh...Worked hard...
The Chief: Blugh...Tell Caster...
His hat teleports out of the area has he explodes into a series of spectacular goresplosions...Which dont' complete, as it's interrupted by him turning red and turning 90 degrees sideways, half-laying in the dirt, leaving a good deal of drops. Mostly Rotton Flesh and some relatively useless mechanical parts-all the good stuff got destroyed. Crystal, the closest, picks it all up-and within, finds what appears to be some kind of mechanical organ. It feels like you're very life is withering to even come close to it. In other words, you've found the Decaying Heart! This Spoil of War gives you the ability to change the Terrain into the Decayed Land! Sadly, it's been damaged-it won't make the Infected side-effect, but anything killed under its influence will turn into an AZ-aligned Tombstone for you to command! It can also be used to eradicate any unwanted Terrain effects if you so wish. It takes 7 turns of Cooldown, and its effect lasts for 3 turns.
Even behind the Barrier, UserZero briefly flashes as pain crosses her face, clutching her side vigorously. You've dealt 3 damage! UserZero just looked annoyed more than anything.
UserZero: ugh. always sucks when they die.
UserZero: i mean, they can just be resummoned, it just takes a while to get 'em back.
UserZero: don't have that time right now...
UserZero: nevertheless, congradulabungalomuch, or whatever. 2 of more than two, killed.
UserZero: should probably be trying harder.
UserZero: in other news, i think someone you know will be joining the party shortly.
UserZero: well, not YOU, more rather the guy who's big mouth got two of your heavy hitters with the, err, the sea green faction.
UserZero:...i know what you're called, but i don't want to type out that annoying 'o' with the dots over it.
Augh, forum, why you remove who this was from? I know it's TT2K, of course.
16,000 damage to the Imperator-Class Titan, before its operators regain control! You'll have to specify the Voidshields if you want to get rid of those, though this time it seemed to penetrate well, which is good.
The Chief is dead!
I've said ti before and I'll say it again: you MUST name who gets assists, otherwise they don't count at all! None of this ambiguous crud.
The Wooden Barricade is long-dead! Perhaps you should target an ALLIED entity so you don't accidentally have everyone continually heal an enemy they're pounding on?
On the Babel's Breaker: First off, There are 26 letters in the English Alphabet and certainly a lot more characters than that-you're going into some weird language if you only need 23 characters, and that includes spaces. Second off: even if you hadn't defined the equation in such a limiting way, the Tower of Babel's nature as well as that of the Matrice Limitavia, combined, do not work that way There is no way to modify it to state the answer to a question bar already knowing the answer-it limits the outcomes. (Or in other words: It'll generate a string of characters that do not include E, for example, but unless you know the answer you can't get it to answer questions).
Twitchy is invulnerable due to the Red Array of Death! The Chief is dead! Hence, you keep the charge!
Your attempts to use the Chef-Class Imperator Titan as a meal backfire horribly, as the resulting meal cooks you in a manner altogether beyond my culinary experience to describe properly, though it is ultiamtely delicious! After being thoroughly devoured, you respawn without consequence.
The Wooden Barricade is long gone!
It's no////NOPE!-IT-JUST-KIND-OF-IS!-MIGHT-BE-ONE-AND-THE-SAME!////t explicitly NOT producing AIM.
18,000 damage to the Void Shields! 100,000 HP to Twitchy and her various components! She uses it to heal her main body to full, restore the various Knife Clusters to full, and use the remaining 9,000 to top off the 1st Disembodied Hand!
7,000 damage to the Princess!
Potion of Dire Nectar: It's a Potion of Nectar...But DIRE!
Red Paint && Rocket Launcher && Giant Pistol = Red Dead Retribution (Level 7: 2/8)
The Chief is dead, so 22,000 damage to the 3rd Disembodied Hand!
Phoenix Extract && Explosive Gryphon Plush = Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade (Level 4: 1/5)
The Wooden Barricade isn't there anymore!
Quote's dead! So is the Chief!
Power Star && Battery: Power Source (Level 3: 2/4)
Let that sink in.
Ocarina II A very specific herb: Ocarina of T(hy)ime (Level 3: 2/4)
13,000 damage to the 4th Disembodied Hand!
The NICEMEME-and you-recognize the Chief is dead and won't target them.
The Chief is dead!...As a note, in case anyone's attack misses due to the target being dead, you can repeat it, no problem.
Gambler's Grenadier: A ramshakle-looking RPG, with the print of playing cards everywhere. A D10 is connected to be rolled upon using the trigger mechanism on the inside-this magic D10 determines the amount of rockets launched from this weapon. DUe to it's inaccurate nature, this means you should roll high for big damage!
Wright: This Golden Attorney's badge is emblazoned with the image of a pointing finger and a speech bubble with the word "OBECTION!" put into it. Naturally, at the cost of being compulsed to use the word "OBJECTION" on anything, well, objectionable, this gives you the talents of an Ace Attorney, complete with a suit.
-5% Intensity to the Guitar Solo!
John switches to spellcaster! Contract summoned! UserZero and Richard look at it curiously before shrugging it off. I mean, they can be just as good politicians as they are warriors, but politics take years while the fighting takes less.
The Nightmare turns Neutral due to that being the majority and the other three being tied for second! Nightmare summoned!
Ultra Greed Summoned! His HP is 150,000! It'll do as you say.
7,000 damage to the 4th Disembodied Hand!
You can't give +5 to everyone! Unless you're referring to Christmas, which I guess is OK.
You summon the Shroob Attack Force! The Summon Gate shall summon the Shroob Defense Force!
Song queued! It'll 'minicrit' to give an extra 5% intensity!
The Disembodied Hand doesn't breath at all, nor a head! It is literally a giant, well, disembodied hand! That being said, the struggle to get loose causes a minicritted 30,000 damage to the strongest Disembodied Hand!
This would make an excellent second post, if you didn't already make your first on something trivial and the second on summoning Ultra Greed. Your action can still be repeated, but for now it does nothing!
This would happen if the Chief were alive! Or...Uh, Undead, and not just plain Dead.
If I had 5 bucks for every time someone targeted the Chief after the Chief got targeted by Crystal's killing blow, I'd...Well, I'd have a good amount of money.
Yes, they're terrors. Really, REALLY modified Terrors, though. UserZero does not settle for the stock file, and prefers to have a few ultra Terrors over several super Terrors.
The shields absorb some of the damage! 8,000 damage to the Chef-Class Imperator Titan!
They'll do as you say! You toss a Critmist onto Ultra Greed, Critting his action!
Ultra Greed has 0 pennies to begin with, so stealing his money means nothing! The Ultra Pride horde does 8,000 damage to Ultra Greed!
UserZero Tag && D10 = ERROR! Item relating to entity "UserZero" detected! Stopping Alchemy!
...It appears someone stopped that.
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade (Level 10: 1/11)
10,000 HP to a damaged GS entity!
You use the Power cleaner! The Minicritted action deals 60,000 damage, which is MORE than enough to kill the Duke of Flies!
You slap the space that was formerly occupied by the Chief.
Minicritted 39,000 damage to the 3rd Disembodied Hand!
Over the course of the less-than-7 minutes this takes, the operation ends-there are no weaknesses in the server's code...At all.
this is more significant than it seems-even in the standard, otherwise-normal Minecraft world, there are a few 'spotty' areas of code, or more accurately, the things that should be there but aren't in standard Minecraft. Here, however, there is code for every conceivable object. EVERY conceivable object, a foresight that UserZero couldn't possibly have to such an extreme extent-nor Psi, nor possibly even anything short of a TRULY Omniscient entity, and possibly not even that. The code itself holds firm, and what few 'weaknesses' there are, are more accurately the things that are weaknesses in every system-that is to say, the things that generate Paradoxes.
It is highly unlikely that UserZero created this sever. Modifying it is a possibility, certainly, because not everything was made on the same date (most of it the product of various godmods), but NOT creating it.
SCP-155 nearly explodes from the stress of trying to compute that, even with its extremely fast computation speed-it says something that it wasn't starting to outmatch the most modern computers at the time until after the 6 minute mark. Its doubtful it would have gotten to 8 at all if allowed to run further.
sans continues his march.
The 1st Gateway spawns the Shroob Defense Force! A reminder: Destroy the Control panel, and whoever did it gains control of them. Of course, given their passives...The Annoying Dog uses Patch Quilt on himself, healing it for 40,000 HP! Sukard tears into the Nebula Monolith for 17,000 damage-except, she remembers she is dead, and suddenly ceases to exist, having done no damage. The Chrismas Tree is maxed out-MAYBE you should open the presents, guys? It also gives +1 to all Neutral entity charges! Fennia rips into the Heart for 30,000 damage! The NICEMEME fires into the Void Shields, dealing 8,000 damage! The Nightmare cuts into a Clara Doll for 5 damage, killing it! The Shroob Attack Force fry the Christmas Tree for 7,350 damage! The Contract just sits there. Doing nothing.
The Dark Star Core uses it's special maneuver, aptly titled I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! To keep it short-the Dark Star core removes its appendages, shrinks, and flies back into Dark Bowser, fully healing him! You're going to have to repeat the same process as before to get him to come back out. Crsuher48, now that it's relevant: Dark Bowser's attacks are impossible to dodge, but can be countered by the entity under attack-doing so will cost the countering entity it's turn but deal back 1/20th of the potential damage to Dark Bowser. Once hitting 0 HP, it'll then do an unavoidable attack, and then spit up the Dark Star Core again. The Nebula Monolith spits out...Nothing, because technically no GS entity attacked.
The Baneblade's resumes operation! The Wraith manages to get more information on the Charge Abomination: It's charge bar is not a charged attack, it's a limit on how many assists it can get...And that's about it. The Guitar Solo suffers from the weather to the point where nothing can hear it, but its Intensity stays roughly the same due to the Music queued...The Shield Princess gets back into things. Sir Shield guards Lunai-he can guard two other things as well, as a reminder. Lunai heals Sir Shield for 20,000 HP! Feyd and the Newb King double-team Battlefury's Army, dealing 18,000 damage in total! Ultra Greed's Charge of Greed rams into the Annoying Dog, inflicting a Critted 18,000 damage! It also generates 5 Pennies!
The Chef-Class Imperator Titan's intense weaponry allows it to carve up Battlefury's Army like a man carves up a turkey! Minicritted 75,000 damage to Battlefury's Army! It's somehow still alive! Ramsay charboil's the Charge Abomination, dealing 15,000 damage! (This is the 'be descriptive with entity actions' thing I talked about in the rules at work, as his attack boost is only 2,500). The Void Shields regenerate 20,000 HP!
Princess Tilts the RNG! Suddenly, the musical prowess of the ?!Noise goes into overdrive-or at least, that's what everyone that isn't a PZ thinks! In all reality, the effects of the ?!Noise on non-PZ entities has gone up from 10% to 60%, and can now affect players as well (at a 25% rate)! The Clara Dolls attack the Chef-Class imperator Titan, but they can't even lay a scratch on it...Battlefury's Army attacks the Guitar Solo, bringing down the Intensity by 7%! It's only quarter-strong now! The Charge Abomination attacks Dark Bowser for 4,000 damage! Lil' Chub rushes into the Baneblade from a surprise side attack, knocking off a Hull Point!
The Tombstones rush up to the Void Shields and pound against it, dealing 36,000 damage to the Void Shields! The 2nd Hand Draws-the 2 of Spades! This generates 2 add-ons for someone! They're awarded to Lil' Chub due to him being the strongest and thus the most likely to be able to take advantage on the PZ side of things. The Other Three slap Sir Shield for 15,000 damage! The High Knife Clusters try to stab Hezetor again-and this time he's not as lucky as he could be, getting diced up for an intense 10 damage, reduced to 9 by an Armor point! The Medium Knife Clusters shank the Imperator's Void Shields for 25,000 damage! The Low Knife Clusters introduce the Wraith to a world of pain, culuminating in 40,000 damage! the Disembodied Heart lashes out at Fennia, dealing 10,000 damage, and then generates some kind of spectral ghost, with three smaller ghosts orbiting it...The Haunt! Twitchy herself smacks the Guitar Solo, disrupting its music by 15%, though due to its mechanics it can't be stunned. She goes on to strike at NICEMEME, protected from the backlash, for 20,000 damage and yet another stun!
Richard +2s Bomber and Crystal, and pulls out a nasty-looking bomb with a trollface on it! He gestures to the Disembodied Hands-all of them-to go catch it! They LOVE catch, and are all too happy to do so-after all, the fuse isn't lit! Richard throws it, they catch it-BOOM! It's a pressure-activated Bomb, adn the force of stopping its forward momentum triggered it! All four are killed at once! Twitchy's Red Array of Death slides off of her (and onto Princess), as she now has to do the dra////AH!-WELL-I-GUESS-THAT-WAS-SLOWING-EVERYTHING-DOWN-BUT-DON'T-EXPECT-ME-TO-GO-DOWN-WITHOUT-A-FIGHT!////!
UserZero +3s all PZs-increasing the Charge Abomination's HP by 6,000 and its max by 12,000! She then snaps her fingers, and suddenly a rain of Potions drops down from above! Well, onto the PZs, anyways. This causes the Pro-Zero entities to regenerate half of their maximum HP, healing many to full! (no Overheal, though). She looks at you all VERY menacingly, gesturing to the plunger.
Terrain: Oceanic Platform. Nautical entities get 20% dodge. AZ entities ignore up to 15% dodge chance when attacking.
Weather: ?!Noise:
10%60% Chance to stop non-PZ attacks. -8% Intensity to the Guitar Solo per turn. II[AZ?] sans: ???. arrival: iiiiiiiiii
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII
[N] Shroob Defense Force:
Shield Shroombs: 10,000/10,000 HP x2. Auto-bodyguards all Shroob Units and all Gateways.
Techno Shroombs: 3,000/3,000 HP x2. Immunizes Shroobs/Gateways to AoE while alive.
Summoned by the 1st Gateway! Destory the control Panel to gain control!
[N] Annoying Dog: 103,000/180,000 HP. Patch Quilt: III Artifact Blaster: IIIII Extremely Cool Slasher: IIIIIII ARFIFACT GONER: IIIIIIIIIIII
[N] Christmas Tree: 7,550/10,000 HP. Gives +1 to all entity charges of a specific faction. Gifts: 6/6
[N] Fennia Shefferstreck: 192,000/192,000 HP. ⊻: IIIII Action: Attack the Disembodied Heart!
[N] NICEMEME: 60,000/80,000 HP. Counterattacks all attackers. Stunned!
[N] The Nightmare: 10/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 0)
[N] Shroob Attack Force:
Basic Shroob Infantry: 5,000/5,000 HP. x5
Shroomb Elite Unit 5,000/5,000 HP. x2 Auto-Bodyguards the Commander!
Shroomb Commander:7,000/7,000 HP. Improves all Shroob units by 5%!
[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.
[GS] Dark Bowser: 34,500/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Unable to act until the Dark Star Core is returned!
[GS] Dark Star Core: 30,000/60,000 HP. Tentacles: 6,000/6,000 HP x3. Bodyguarding the Core! Glasses: 9,600/9,600 x2. 2 random Tentacles have 100% dodge chance while either is alive (doesn't stack!) Double-target. I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! IIIII Has escaped! Get it out of Dark Bowser again!
[GS] Nebula Monolith: 60,000/80,000 HP. Generates Flares, which grant buffs. Flares: 2 Red, 2 Blue, 2 Yellow, 3 White.
[GS] John: 20/20 HP. Current forme: Spellcaster. Forms: Beast, Spellcaster. HP. Spellcaster Mode: -2,000 DMG/+HP, but consecutive attacks/heals buffs the alternative.
AZ Damage: 60,000/150,000
PZ Damage: 55,000/150,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Baneblade: 5/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though. Tank Shock: II
[AZ] Wraith: 30,000/100,000 HP. Super Evasive (40%). Cannot attack; Can Scan to gather information about any entity. Action: Scan the Charge Abomination!
[AZ] Guitar Solo: 25% Intensity [||||||||||].
[AZ] Shield Princess: 52,000/80,000 HP. High defense, low attack. Shield of Chalk: 20% Increase.
[AZ] Sir Shield: 340,000/430,000 HP. Cannot attack: Can bodyguard multiple entities at once and occasionally (20%) block attacks. Enrages if Lunai dies. Large Counter: III Reinforce Shield: IIII Summon Mini-Shield: IIIII ULTIMATE, Shield of the Great Warlord: IIIIIIIIIIII. Guarding: Lunai.
[AZ] Lunai: 234,000/250,000 HP. Cannot attack: Can heal. Enrages if Sir Shield dies. Healing Fire: III Heal Bunny: IIIII Healing Roar: IIIIIIII ULTIMATE, Blessing of the Heal Master: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII. Action: Heal Sir Shield!
[AZ] Feyd, the Enderman King: 100,000/100,000 HP. Enderman Army: 100/100HP x25
[AZ] Newb King: 80,000/80,000 HP.
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 150,000/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, takes 1/4 damage. Bank: 5/150 Pennies.
[AZ] Hezetor: 11/20. 1 Armor. Airborn. Super-Evasive (40%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII). Note: All copy actions will now be separate from regular actions and go here instead.
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan: 426,000/450,000 HP. Void Shields: 33,000/100,000 HP +20,000 HP per turn (can be penetrated). Plasma Annihilator: IIII IRON CHEF: IIIIII. Action: Attack Battlefury's Army! Minicritting!
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Good Eats: IIII
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Attack increases every turn. Action: Attack the G.F. Alpha-Omega! (ATK Increase: 2,500)
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Guest Star: III
[PZ] Princess: 170,000/170,000 HP. Lightly Evasive (10%). Shielded by the Red Array of Death! Tilt the RNG: IIII
[PZ] Clara Dolls: 10/10 HP x13. Tears: III Action: Attack the Chef-Class Imperator Titan.
[PZ] Battlefury13's Evil Band of Anti-Richard Friends: 57,000/100,000 HP. Call For Help: IIIII EBARF: IIIII
[PZ] Charge Abomination: 68,000/68,000 HP. Charge Bar: IIIIIIIIII. Can be assisted.
[PZ] Lil' Chub: 170,000/170,000 HP. Add-Ons: 8,000/8,000 HP x2. Add +2,000 ATK power each.
[PZ] The Haunt: 140,000/140,000 HP. Invincible until Lil' Haunts are dead! Lil' Haunts: 14,000/14,000 HP x3.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 18/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 30,000/30,000 HP x12.
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS] Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: 616,000/616,000 HP; Can Draw; Attacks can stun, Double Action! Alchemical: III Hivemind: IIIII. Low Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 HP x2; Anti-Ground. Medium Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x2; High Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x2; Anti-Air. Red Array of Death: Shielding Princess! Disembodied Heart: 225,000/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies! Can only spawn hands if any are dead!
[PZ] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 10/12. Discard Pile: Empress, 2 of Spades. Card Selection: III
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 28/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 120/150 HP. Behind the Barrier-Invulnerable! Leaning on a Plunger Detonator...
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead!
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
[|||||||] Decayed Heart: READY. Owner: crystalcat [AZ]
Items:None
Command:
Focused Checkbox:[X]
Charges:
1.Diamond Powered Sword 3/5 =====
Diamond Powered Sword:
DMG:1750 + Electricified(1000 dmg(1st turn),1500 dmg(2nd turn), 500 dmg(3rd turn), 250 dmg(4th turn))
2.Railgun Mark XXI 3/10 ==========
Railgun Mark XXI
Used the newest technology,it can be held:
DMG:6750 + Fracture(250/turn for 2 turn)
Reload Time: 1 shot per other turn
3.Book Of Summoning 3/10 ==========
Book Of Summoning:
-1 on any of every summons, gain Charge-3*1.5 XP
Can gain Experience, Lv^2*100XP = -Lv on any summon, Lv +1=New Lv
My games.
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Tazz, you cut me off earlier with the update. I was in the middle of finishing my action but then I saw the update and I was just instantly discouraged.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
Walker: level 2, 681500 damage
Something Big: 41/50 (+1 from UserZero, +2 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 41/50 (+1 from UserZero, +2 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 42/50 (+1 from UserZero, +2 from battlefury13)
+3 to battlefury13
Walker laments being a bit slow to move, and missing out on that turn like he did. He decides to comfort himself by sharing a pizza with another PZ being, which coincidentally somehow heals said PZ being. Don't ask how it works. You don't wanna know what might be on those. Especially the ones with mayonnaise sauce.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS