Poll: Should I move this game to the Terraria Community Forums?
This is where most of the Destroy the Godmodder community is located, and the question has been coming up a lot. So, what do you think? Please vote, as this is very important!
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I make myself warm again by jumping into lava with a potion of fire resistance, then point out that he has no way to control the ACN Turret so I send Chuck Norris at him.
I keep building a plasma shield for the acolyte (protects the
acolyte and the POE shield and regenerate 2HP per turn and have 20 hp
but does not have the sudden regeneration when not hit for three turns
the POE shield had) 8/?
Then I start using up the extremely curious variant rules I made for the alchemitter to create a very enchanted shield 7/25
Then I explain again his duty to the POE shield so that he does not let attacks oriented at the acolyte hit the acolyte(and maybe it might heal the shield)
I keep building a plasma shield for the acolyte (protects the
acolyte and the POE shield and regenerate 2HP per turn and have 20 hp
but does not have the sudden regeneration when not hit for three turns
the POE shield had) 9/?
Then I start using up the extremely curious variant rules I made for the alchemitter to create a very enchanted shield 8/25
I make myself warm again by jumping into lava with a potion of fire resistance, then point out that he has no way to control the ACN Turret so I send Chuck Norris at him.
You warm yourself up!
While the Acolyte doesn't control the ACN Turret, he does control the Anti-Memetic Badass Turret (AMB Turret) which Chuck Norris is distracted by!
A massive amount of light gathers above my head. I lift my sword up, and it travels down into it in a spiral pattern. The sword goes from its normal steel color to white, to a bright blue. I hold it next to my hip, as if it was in a sheath, and perform an upwards swipe at the minions who just arrived on the battlefield. A blue wave of light comes out in a fan-like pattern, slicing into each minion.
You deal 6 damage to all PG entities! You kill off the injured Assault Rifle Mook!
I keep building a plasma shield for the acolyte (protects the
acolyte and the POE shield and regenerate 2HP per turn and have 20 hp
but does not have the sudden regeneration when not hit for three turns
the POE shield had) 8/?
Then I start using up the extremely curious variant rules I made for the alchemitter to create a very enchanted shield 7/25
Then I explain again his duty to the POE shield so that he does not let attacks oriented at the acolyte hit the acolyte(and maybe it might heal the shield)
It is basically a Blue Charge Crystal, but takes 20 turns to create and adds 20 to a charge when used.
1/20
Also, I disarm an assault rifle mook and use his rifle to shoot a spear mook, unless they are all dead, in which case I use one of their spears on the Acolyte.
That's a bit counterproductive, don't you think?
Also, this is kind of finding a loophole to the "no blank charges thing", but I don't want it to become a big problem, so you I'll let you charge up for now, but you'd better find some inspiration in the future. Either that, or if you're saving it up for a bigger charge later in the game, then that's fine.
I keep building a plasma shield for the acolyte (protects the
acolyte and the POE shield and regenerate 2HP per turn and have 20 hp
but does not have the sudden regeneration when not hit for three turns
the POE shield had) 9/?
Then I start using up the extremely curious variant rules I made for the alchemitter to create a very enchanted shield 8/25
I get annoyed with the constant attacks, and go warp off to the end to pick off an Enderportation Amulet, giving me a 25% chance to dodge attacks and a 25% chance to deal double damage with an attack by ambushing someone. I also begin building a generic tank, with the special property that because it uses generic weapons, enemies have no clue how to counter it, because no matter how they defend against it its attacks always gain just the right properties to get past the defenses.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I keep improving the walls around the castle 10/15
I keep building a plasma shield for the acolyte (protects the
acolyte and the POE shield and regenerate 2HP per turn and have 20 hp
but does not have the sudden regeneration when not hit for three turns
the POE shield had) 10/?
Then I start using up the extremely curious variant rules I made for the alchemitter to create a very enchanted shield 9/25
I keep improving the walls around the castle 11/15
I keep building a plasma shield for the acolyte (protects the
acolyte and the POE shield and regenerate 2HP per turn and have 20 hp
but does not have the sudden regeneration when not hit for three turns
the POE shield had) 11/?
Then I start using up the extremely curious variant rules I made for the alchemitter to create a very enchanted shield 10/25
Then I say that <3s ponies means inferior to three ponies and that it is false the completely infinite arguing resulting from that harms only nephatam because I do not know how to read and that I hate smiles and happy people.
I get annoyed with the constant attacks, and go warp off to the end to pick off an Enderportation Amulet, giving me a 25% chance to dodge attacks and a 25% chance to deal double damage with an attack by ambushing someone. I also begin building a generic tank, with the special property that because it uses generic weapons, enemies have no clue how to counter it, because no matter how they defend against it its attacks always gain just the right properties to get past the defenses.
1/10 Generic Tank.
You don't have the power to do that, but you do manage to find a Enderdodge Token, which will give you a 25% chance to doge enemy attacks and 50% to dodge player attacks! However, it has a certain dodge power... it will slowly regenerate, but every dodge takes energy. If the energy is emptied, then it will enter a cooldown and cannot be used until its power is back to full.
Sure, it's kind of underpowered, but it is kind of a 1-post item.
I keep improving the walls around the castle 10/15
I keep building a plasma shield for the acolyte (protects the
acolyte and the POE shield and regenerate 2HP per turn and have 20 hp
but does not have the sudden regeneration when not hit for three turns
the POE shield had) 10/?
Then I start using up the extremely curious variant rules I made for the alchemitter to create a very enchanted shield 9/25
I keep improving the walls around the castle 11/15
I keep building a plasma shield for the acolyte (protects the
acolyte and the POE shield and regenerate 2HP per turn and have 20 hp
but does not have the sudden regeneration when not hit for three turns
the POE shield had) 11/?
Then I start using up the extremely curious variant rules I made for the alchemitter to create a very enchanted shield 10/25
Then I say that <3s ponies means inferior to three ponies and that it is false the completely infinite arguing resulting from that harms only nephatam because I do not know how to read and that I hate smiles and happy people.
Your randomness and argument deal 4 damage to Netpatham!
Inventory: Blue Charge Crystal (Charges a charge by half its max charge points when used)
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW [AA] HP: 16/20
TSFHISEPIC [PA] HP: 24/20. In Strategy Room (Castle).
nullitor [PA] HP: 18/20
FeatheredDragon [N] HP: 20/20 Slippery (50% chance for incoming attacks to fail, 2/2)
jondanger23 [N] HP: 20/20
Dispenser [N] HP: 5/5. Heals nearby players.
Small Wall [PA] HP: 16/40. Structural. No form of attack.
POE of Exile Shield [PA] HP: 0/30.
Spear Mook [PA] HP: 4/10 (x3). Behind Small Wall.
Assault Rifle Mook [PA] HP: 0/10 (x1)
Fortified Castle [PA]
Walls HP: 120/120. Support Monolith: 40/40 (Walls must be brought down first, acts as keystone for castle. If destroyed, the castle will be downed and no more loot will be obtainable. All entities inside will also be damaged.).
Rooms contain loot.
Strategy Room: Houses TSFHISEPIC's PC and the Acolyte.
Foyer:
Battlements (Allows attack from a high point):
Royal Suite:
Library Tower: Houses a small archive of dark magic.
Acolyte [AC] HP: 98/100. Dark Magic Meter: 90%. In Strategy Room (Castle).
The Shoreline:
A beach area with a flat grassland behind it. Hosts a settlement.
engie_ninja [N] HP: 20/20. Dragonfly Drone: 3/3. Monitors back area.
Inventory: Bear Trinket (+2 damage boost to attacks), ZEUS Suit: Absorbs 50% of damage. HP: 20/20. Outfitted with weaponry (TBA).
Disgruntled Player [N] HP: 20/20
bmxer2001 [N] HP: 20/20
Ross8815 [N] HP: 20/20
The Forest:
A landscape that is relatively flat, but filled with oak trees of various sizes. There are signs of movement around you...
I take a shotgun, bend it into a golf club, and whack an Assault Rifle Mook with it.
SSFIMDNDT: 3/25
It's High Noon
Metal Atronach: 19/20 (+1 from Nulitor, +1 overall)
ZEUS Suit: 7/8
I head over to check out the settlement.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
N
The darkness consumes me...
I attack the Assault Rifle Mook with a 360 NOSCOPEEEEE!!!!!
Dring Duo 5/6
I like trains kid summoned! I like trains. OH CRAP! A TRAIN RUNS OVER THE POE OF EXILE SHIELD!
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
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Castle 21/25.
I make the serpent drink acid.
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I make myself warm again by jumping into lava with a potion of fire resistance, then point out that he has no way to control the ACN Turret so I send Chuck Norris at him.
I keep building a plasma shield for the acolyte (protects the
acolyte and the POE shield and regenerate 2HP per turn and have 20 hp
but does not have the sudden regeneration when not hit for three turns
the POE shield had) 8/?
Then I start using up the extremely curious variant rules I made for the alchemitter to create a very enchanted shield 7/25
Then I help engie_ninja and I help TSFHISEPIC.
Then I explain again his duty to the POE shield so that he does not let attacks oriented at the acolyte hit the acolyte(and maybe it might heal the shield)
I mind-control an assault-rifle mook over to my side for being a one-post summon, then make it attack the other mooks.
I keep improving the walls around the castle 9/15
I keep building a plasma shield for the acolyte (protects the
acolyte and the POE shield and regenerate 2HP per turn and have 20 hp
but does not have the sudden regeneration when not hit for three turns
the POE shield had) 9/?
Then I start using up the extremely curious variant rules I made for the alchemitter to create a very enchanted shield 8/25
Then I help engie_ninja and I help TSFHISEPIC.
After that I affect the controlled mook with patriotism for the nation of the acolyte.
Alright, are you sure you're AA or Neutral?
Anyways, 4 damage to one Assault Rifle Mook!
You see a few players, who are pretty unhappy about the entire situation with the Acolyte.
You deal 4 damage to The_Serpent!
You deal 4 damage to the damaged Assault Rifle Mook!
You finish off the POE of Exile Shield with your charge!
You warm yourself up!
While the Acolyte doesn't control the ACN Turret, he does control the Anti-Memetic Badass Turret (AMB Turret) which Chuck Norris is distracted by!
You deal 6 damage to all PG entities! You kill off the injured Assault Rifle Mook!
Unfortunately, the shield has been destroyed.
That's a bit counterproductive, don't you think?
Also, this is kind of finding a loophole to the "no blank charges thing", but I don't want it to become a big problem, so you I'll let you charge up for now, but you'd better find some inspiration in the future. Either that, or if you're saving it up for a bigger charge later in the game, then that's fine.
You fill the remaining Assault Rifle Mook with courage! It gains +2 to its base damage!
You do not possess such Godmodding power to bewitch summons!
========[End of Turn Events]========
The remaining Spear Mooks hide behind the Small Wall!
The Assault Rifle Mook fires 4 shots at FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW, dealing 6 damage to him!
Killer_Pixie [AA] HP: 20/20. Robotic Armor HP: 23/25. Rocket launcher allows splash damage.
Inventory: Blue Charge Crystal (Charges a charge by half its max charge points when used)
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW [AA] HP: 14/20
Acolyte [AC] HP: 98/100. Dark Magic Meter: 90%.
The Shoreline:
A beach area with a flat grassland behind it. Hosts a settlement.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Oh yeah, probably should do something to the AAs. I whack Crusher48 over the head with a pony.
SSFIMDNDT: 4/25
It's High Noon
I get annoyed with the constant attacks, and go warp off to the end to pick off an Enderportation Amulet, giving me a 25% chance to dodge attacks and a 25% chance to deal double damage with an attack by ambushing someone. I also begin building a generic tank, with the special property that because it uses generic weapons, enemies have no clue how to counter it, because no matter how they defend against it its attacks always gain just the right properties to get past the defenses.
1/10 Generic Tank.
I reveal that the Acolyte <3s ponies.
The Internet flames his bronyism. And him.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Screw this, let's retreat to the shoreline.
How about we go to the nearest forest and head outward to the nearest server portal.
Why?
Because I'm about to screw all logic.
Current Charges:
Unknown Entity: 3/30
I'll be making my great escape now!
Castle 24/25.
I whack twinbuilder with a giant 0.
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I keep improving the walls around the castle 10/15
I keep building a plasma shield for the acolyte (protects the
acolyte and the POE shield and regenerate 2HP per turn and have 20 hp
but does not have the sudden regeneration when not hit for three turns
the POE shield had) 10/?
Then I start using up the extremely curious variant rules I made for the alchemitter to create a very enchanted shield 9/25
Then I help engie_ninja and I help TSFHISEPIC.
This ends the castle and so the Acolyte tower is now here.
I keep improving the walls around the castle 11/15
I keep building a plasma shield for the acolyte (protects the
acolyte and the POE shield and regenerate 2HP per turn and have 20 hp
but does not have the sudden regeneration when not hit for three turns
the POE shield had) 11/?
Then I start using up the extremely curious variant rules I made for the alchemitter to create a very enchanted shield 10/25
Then I help engie_ninja and I help TSFHISEPIC.
Then I say that <3s ponies means inferior to three ponies and that it is false the completely infinite arguing resulting from that harms only nephatam because I do not know how to read and that I hate smiles and happy people.
2/10 Generic Tank
I summon some creepers, who immediately notice the spear mooks and charge at the small wall protecting them for huge explosive damage.
Metal Atronach: 20/20
Metal Atronach has been summoned! It is a strong, durable, but slow unit.
ZEUS Suit: 8/8
ZEUS Suit has been summoned! It is a Steampunk battle armor equipped with many weapons, which I immediately put on.
I head over to the players.
"So, I take it y'all are somewhat irked about this whole Acolyte situation cropping up?"
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
The castle has now been completed
Wall improvements 12/15
I go into the castles strategy room and strategize with the acolyte.
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You deal 4 damage to Crusher!
You don't have the power to do that, but you do manage to find a Enderdodge Token, which will give you a 25% chance to doge enemy attacks and 50% to dodge player attacks! However, it has a certain dodge power... it will slowly regenerate, but every dodge takes energy. If the energy is emptied, then it will enter a cooldown and cannot be used until its power is back to full.
Sure, it's kind of underpowered, but it is kind of a 1-post item.
The Acolyte manages to find refuge on a brony-infested section of Tumblr!
You head to a nearby forest, but there are signs someone was around before you...
You deal 4 damage to TwinBuilder's PC!
That's a good enough explanation. You begin charging a Gray Artificial Charge Crystal (Power: XX)!
4 damage to part of the Small Wall!
Alright! Acolyte Tower added!
By the way, bolding your finished charges really helps. Thanks.
Boosts self-power? Do you mean your Base Damage or not?
You deal 4 damage to the Wall!
Your randomness and argument deal 4 damage to Netpatham!
You kill off the remaining Assault Rifle Mook and heal yourself by 2 damage!
Your creepers deal 4 damage to the small wall!
Okay! Do you want the Atronach to be deployed on the Shoreline or on the battlefield?
Also, could you label any weaponry that the ZEUS Suit has? I'd hate to mess anything up.
The Unhappy Player speaks up...
<bmxer2001> Of course we are. We've been forced off our favorite servers and onto this little survival server.
Just then. the Productive Player walks by with his hands full of wheat.
<Ross8815> I have a personal touch for Survival. May as well make the most of the time while I'm here, right?
Castle Implemented! Tell me if there's any adjustments you need.
========[End of Turn Events]========
The remaining Spear Mooks hide behind the Small Wall!
The Assault Rifle Mook fires 4 shots at FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW, dealing 6 damage to him!
Inventory: Enderdodge Token [Power: IIIIIIIIIII]
25% chance to dodge entity attacks, 50% chance to dodge player attacks when not recharging.
Takes 3/10 energy to dodge an attack, regenerates 1/10 energy a turn.
If energy expended, cannot be used and will regenerate 2/10 energy a turn.
Killer_Pixie [AA] HP: 20/20. Robotic Armor HP: 23/25. Rocket launcher allows splash damage.
Inventory: Blue Charge Crystal (Charges a charge by half its max charge points when used)
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW [AA] HP: 16/20
Walls HP: 120/120. Support Monolith: 40/40 (Walls must be brought down first, acts as keystone for castle. If destroyed, the castle will be downed and no more loot will be obtainable. All entities inside will also be damaged.).
Rooms contain loot.
Strategy Room: Houses TSFHISEPIC's PC and the Acolyte.
Foyer:
Battlements (Allows attack from a high point):
Royal Suite:
Library Tower: Houses a small archive of dark magic.
Acolyte [AC] HP: 98/100. Dark Magic Meter: 90%. In Strategy Room (Castle).
The Shoreline:
A beach area with a flat grassland behind it. Hosts a settlement.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...