Only one if it's funny. Sometimes there are a lot of unfunny ones before you find a funny one.
How do porcupines play with balloons?
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Bettie Mae Page "Queen of Pinups" April 22, 1923 - Dec. 11, 2008
“We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn’t. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing. ” -- Charles Bukowski
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"Because firetrucks have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and a foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there are fish in the sea, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians were red. That's why firetrucks are red."
"Because firetrucks have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and a foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there are fish in the sea, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians were red. That's why firetrucks are red."
Bettie Mae Page "Queen of Pinups" April 22, 1923 - Dec. 11, 2008
“We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn’t. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing. ” -- Charles Bukowski
Because it wanted to go to the other side.
Describe what you think when building a house in Minecraft and a creeper comes over and blows up in your face.
I'm not allowed to say that word here.
How far away is Jupiter?
Jupiter allegedly lives in the US, so I can imagine that she isn't far.
Who would you rather vote for? Donald Trump or Kanye West?
Or.
How many youtube videos does it take to laugh?
Only one if it's funny. Sometimes there are a lot of unfunny ones before you find a funny one.
How do porcupines play with balloons?
Bettie Mae Page "Queen of Pinups" April 22, 1923 - Dec. 11, 2008
“We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn’t. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing. ” -- Charles Bukowski
With sticks.
Is the answer to this question "No"?
SURPRISE!!!!
Oh great, now I have to get a new computer.
It is definitely not.
Am I clever for dodging the paradox question?
Yes?
What happened to Saint's row VI?
It became a column.
Why shouldn't you lick chickens?
They rowed out of existence.Ninja's these days...Because feathers aren't as good as licking cows.
Would you rather Portal 3 or Half Life^3?
They have salmonella.
Neither.
Why are fire trucks red?
SURPRISE!!!!
Oh great, now I have to get a new computer.
Because people need to see the trucks so they can have a moment of panic before getting run over.
Why do people hate Obama?
"Because firetrucks have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and a foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there are fish in the sea, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians were red. That's why firetrucks are red."Ninja'd :/
To answer SparyTheNinja:
because Obama likes Pepsi instead of Coke
Can you fire a gun in a vacuum?
Who wouldn't hate Obama bin Laden for destroying the Twin towers!?
Is that correct logic?
SURPRISE!!!!
Oh great, now I have to get a new computer.
Yeah, but you ruined a perfectly good Shark.
SURPRISE!!!!
Oh great, now I have to get a new computer.
Why is there no question above me?
Someone didn't read the game rules.
Is it either or either?
Bettie Mae Page "Queen of Pinups" April 22, 1923 - Dec. 11, 2008
“We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn’t. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing. ” -- Charles Bukowski
either one will do.
Where did i leave my phone?
In the netherrealm.
Why is cake so tasty?
My battle.net is Kirbyintron#1254, if you want to play some Overwatch with me.
Because its made with love.
Why do we save the best till last?