This is a forum game, its origins I do not know, but I absolutely love it.
In this game, a player starts with control of an epic hill but is under threat of attack, the next poster can use dat imagination of his to come up with a way to get rid of the hills owner and declare it his own.
PLAYER 1: Nobody is on the hill so I take it! MY HILL!
PLAYER 2: I throw a rock at you and you fall of the hill! MY HILL!
PLAYER 1: I get up and push you off the hill! MY HILL!
PLAYER 3: While you two are fighting, I rain down arrows, killing both of you! MY HILL!
PLAYER 1: I use player 2's body as a meat shield and survive! MY HILL!
PLAYER 2: I duck before the arrows hit me and you get hit! MY HILL!
PLAYER 3: I use home-made grenades to bombard the hill and blow you up! MY HILL!
Be sure to write down as many unique ideas as you wish, and be sure to end your post with "MY HILL!" otherwise you won't own the hill!
You thought you had punched fireboy1208 in the face, but you actually punched a mannequin and I have previously tied the real fireboy up next to a tree. You are confused and I come out from behind a rock and suffocate you with a pillow. MY HILL!
You hear a low rumble from the distance. Then, you see the source of the noise. A truck carrying 5000 TNT blocks. I park outside the hill, and set the TNT off. I retreat to a safe distance, and let the explosion consume all. After that, I run to the remnants of the hill, stand on top, and valiantly cried "MY HILL!".