The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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abricahohoho
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I move the Orbital Rocket Launcher into orbit over the Moon, just far enough away to be able to dodge the giant ants, which shouldn't be much of a problem without atmosphere.
I Begin researching/charging a beam able to canalize the SCP-682's regeneration in order to use it for healing the Foundation entities deployed in the Great Canion. (1/5)
I tell Zeiustepali that that will end badlyy and instead have him shoot 682 with a gun.
I alert KP that there aren't even Foundation forces currently in combat at the Grand Canyon as 682 has escaped to the Moon.
==The Moon==
I fire a Purple shot at 682. A portal the the Plane of Infinite Kittens opens, and drags 682 inside.
A while later, he emerges from the portal.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Netpatham never specified what gun, and I am now firing a snowball cannon at SCP-682.
((Cannon != gun, try again.))
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
((Epicosytis, while I support your rights to be able to space things out as much as you want, that seems like a bit too much. ;P))
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
"Hahaha! You think you can dump this thread into your containment pit? Not happening."
==Dalek Infosphere== "Aha, here's the thrusters...." Alexandria seizes control of the thrusters on the Dalek Ship and drives it at the Moon. She continues anticounterhacking attempts as well.
==Grand Canyon==
GOC Strike Team Leader 'Oak': "We need an apport out to the Moon apparently, guys, get on that."
MTF Alpha-1 Head Agent/1: "You got any spare breathing stuff?"
Oak: "What, don't you have stuff up there?"
1: "Yeah, but that takes time to get to and might not even be anywhere near that thing."
1: "Wait, Luna-1 just phoned in. We've got contact."
Meanwhile, I fire a Blue shot at the SPOHV, somehow transporting it to a Lagrange point that does not correspond to an exit from that pool that teleports you places when you walk in. As it is merely a pile of sentient vomit, it cannot get down from that point, and promptly freezes to death.
==The Moon, A Couple Minutes Before The Prior Discussion In This Post==
==Site Luna-1 Command==
"This is Site Luna-1 to Site 19, we've got that lizard up here, requesting backup."
"What do you mean shortly, there's no way... Oh, GOC's in? What -K is this? What the heck do you mean? Oh well."
"Right, we'll get the backup suits out."
((Also, I will point you to the TF2-SCP crossover story, it's not clearance locked, the Foundation just doesn't have it. Yet.))
The GOC sets up the apport, and uses the thaumic backlash from said apport to fuel a strike at 682. It's a large amount of kinetic energy, radiating outward from two points directly opposite eachother on the Moon, to prevent orbital perturbations, that happen to create a line that passes through 682's center of mass.
You begin driving the hacked ship into the moon! However, it will take a while to get there, so the Daleks might have a chance to stop you.
The SPOHV has half its mass teleported to a Lagrange point, but the remainder is still here. 10000 damage, maximum HP crippled!
GOC White Suits teleported! The kinetic strike is called off because SCP-682 moves close enough to Lunar Site 1 to turn it into potential collateral.
I move the Orbital Rocket Launcher into orbit over the Moon, just far enough away to be able to dodge the giant ants, which shouldn't be much of a problem without atmosphere.
I Begin researching/charging a beam able to canalize the SCP-682's regeneration in order to use it for healing the Foundation entities deployed in the Great Canion. (1/5)
That is very difficult to do, and might backfire (for example, SCP-682 might reverse its regeneration to kill all Foundation entities). The Foundation only approves it because of the crisis.
You shoot yourself, due to looking at some leftover SCP-682 organs. Luckily, you only shot yourself with a poisoned blowgun (dont even ask), so you are able to survive with immediate medical aid to cure the poison.
I tell Zeiustepali that that will end badlyy and instead have him shoot 682 with a gun.
I alert KP that there aren't even Foundation forces currently in combat at the Grand Canyon as 682 has escaped to the Moon.
==The Moon==
I fire a Purple shot at 682. A portal the the Plane of Infinite Kittens opens, and drags 682 inside.
A while later, he emerges from the portal.
You were too late to warn him, but you did use a medikit on him. Your purple shot sends SCP-682 into the Plane of Infinite Kittens, but has the side effect of letting all the air out of the Plane of Infinite Kittens. The Kittens send those exploding fluffball kittens (dont remember the number) at SCP-682 as a counterattack, inflicting 2000 damage and distracting it so Longcat can begin a ritual to close the gate and save their atmosphere. SCP-682 desperately attempts to make it out through the portal to avoid death at the hand of the exploding kitten assualt, and manages to get most of its body through before it closes, but loses its rear legs to a Portal Cut and takes 2000 additional damage. He picks up the Fluffball Fabricator adaptation!
Tophat Death: 1000 Base damage with a 20% variance, can not critical
Scream: 260 damage
Backup Bash: Can do 50,000 points of damage, but has only a 5% chance to hit.
Spread Bomb: Deals 1000 damage to all opponents.
I shoot SCP 682 with a Nerf gun.
SCP-682 points out the nerf gun is overpowered (using telepathy because space = no sound), causing your nerf gun to nerf itself. This causes a paradox that breaks it.
My Action: I add some turrets to the Lunar-1 base, giving it offensive capability.
SCP-682 assualts the Lunar-1 base by hurling a bunch of Giant Ants into it, drawing away its defensive fire to deal with the ant attacks (which deal 2500 damage as they cut their way inside the base). The GOC white suits approach from the rear, but the missing rear body section from the earlier portal cut has its Infohazard Innards exposed. They eventually fight through it, but almost too late: they only inflict 1000 damage before SCP-682 counterattacks and kills one of the White Suits.
At the Grand Canyon, the MTF-Alpha-1 Soldiers waver, but then carry through on an order to exterminate the Insane Cleaning Crew, killing 4 of them. The SPOHV counterattacks by eating 8 of them, and the Insane Cleaning Crew heal the SPOHV for 1000 HP. The Fan Of War assualts the SPOHV with a series of attacks, mini-critting it for 5000 damage! The Reverse Metroid exploits the time it had to evolve while doing nothing to evolve an attack ability, and blasts the SPOHV for 2000 damage!
The Daleks manage to regain control of their systems, and desperately attempt to brake and avoid a collision. However, the Generic Spaceship shoots out its engines, leaving it unable to correct course and causing it to crash into the Moon for an instant kill! However, all is not right, as reports are coming in from the ground that the Daleks managed to teleport into New York anyways. The threat is immediate, and must be dealt with to avoid panic. Luckily, the government is scrambling all available assets to engage the threat.
Reserves:
Mechanics [F]: Automatically repair for 1500 HP any unit in Reserves.
Location: Lunar Site 1
Lunar-1 Base [F]: 22500/25000 HP
Giant Ant x10 [SCP-H]: 100/100 HP
D-Class x25 [N]: 50/50 HP (only care about survival)(no space suit)
Lunar-1 Personnel x10 [F]: 250/250 HP
SCP-682 [SCP-H]: 23900/90000 HP (regeneration at 10% of HP (9000))(nerfed, stats weakened)
Adaptations: Infohazard Innards (internal body systems are an infohazard that stuns those that see it), Giant Ant Launcher (launches Giant Ants), Fluffball Fabrication (can generate fluffballs to counter attackers or exploding fluffballs as a weapon).
GOC White Suit x4 [A]: 1000/1000 HP (deals extra damage to SCPs)
Location: Space (above Lunar Site 1)
Orbital Rocket Launcher [F]: 5000/5000 HP (can only attack ground targets)
Location: Grand Canyon
SPOHV [SCP-H]: 8720/19000 HP (regenerates 25% of maximum HP per round)(gains maximum health by dealing damage)(attacks incapacitate organic targets)
Insane Cleaning Crew x4 [SCP-H]: 500/500 HP (causes mechanical things to malfunction and heals the SPOHV)
MTF-Alpha-1 Soldier x2 [F]: 500/500 HP (has special SCPs available)(currently throwing up everywhere)
Fan Of War [F]: 10000/10000 HP (inflicts mini-crits debuff on target, boosting damage against it)
Reverse Metroid [F]: 20000/20000 HP (heals friendlies and shoots whatever metroids shoot, must be attached to a unit)(attacked to Fan Of War)
I temporally stop charging my regeneration beam to work in a delta wave generator adjusted so it only kills daleks. (1/10) I order the Earth army to defend the civilians in New York and fight the daleks.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
California
Join Date:
8/2/2011
Posts:
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Minecraft:
abricahohoho
Member Details
I broadcast Doctor Who episodes from within SCP-controlled New York TV stations to distract the public and make them think the Daleks are just some flash mob or something.
I head to the moon and make a squad of golems out of the moon rock. They are tougher and much faster to to low gravity than their Earth counterparts. I also try to message my giant frog to convince him to eat some of the daleks in NYC. His stomach should be able to adapt. "Man he is a whiny little guy. I suppose he is just going through his rebellious phase."
I move the Orbital Rocket Launcher into orbit over the Moon, just far enough away to be able to dodge the giant ants, which shouldn't be much of a problem without atmosphere.
Complipedia
I Begin researching/charging a beam able to canalize the SCP-682's regeneration in order to use it for healing the Foundation entities deployed in the Great Canion. (1/5)
4/16
Stats:
Name: Lord Micheal (Micheal Jackson)
HP: 40,000
Moves
Moonwalk
Anti Gravity lean
Tophat Death: 1000 Base damage with a 20% variance, can not critical
Scream: 260 damage
Backup Bash: Can do 50,000 points of damage, but has only a 5% chance to hit.
Spread Bomb: Deals 1000 damage to all opponents.
I shoot SCP 682 with a Nerf gun.
RIP: Politics, Philosophy, News, and Science
You were a good section.
Orbital Deathray 7/20
I shoot something with a thing.
*Insert signature here*
I tell Zeiustepali that that will end badlyy and instead have him shoot 682 with a gun.
I alert KP that there aren't even Foundation forces currently in combat at the Grand Canyon as 682 has escaped to the Moon.
==The Moon==
I fire a Purple shot at 682. A portal the the Plane of Infinite Kittens opens, and drags 682 inside.
A while later, he emerges from the portal.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Oh, boy! Thanks, Net, I guess I'll have to deploy it in the moon!
Orbital Deathray 8/20
Netpatham never specified what gun, and I am now firing a snowball cannon at SCP-682.
*Insert signature here*
((Cannon != gun, try again.))
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I call a clean up crew to clean up the vomit.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
Respawn tech 2/10
I start to upgrade the orbital launcher to have multi stage missiles, allowing them to hit a target that is very far away. 1/7
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!
5/16
Stats:
Name: Lord Micheal (Micheal Jackson)
HP: 40,000
Moves
Moonwalk
Anti Gravity lean
Tophat Death: 1000 Base damage with a 20% variance, can not critical
Scream: 260 damage
Backup Bash: Can do 50,000 points of damage, but has only a 5% chance to hit.
Spread Bomb: Deals 1000 damage to all opponents.
I shoot SCP 682 with a Nerf gun.
RIP: Politics, Philosophy, News, and Science
You were a good section.
Fine, I shoot a hyper-generic gun at SCP-682 and bicker about something.
*Insert signature here*
((Epicosytis, while I support your rights to be able to space things out as much as you want, that seems like a bit too much. ;P))
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
((*poke*))
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
"Hahaha! You think you can dump this thread into your containment pit? Not happening."
You begin driving the hacked ship into the moon! However, it will take a while to get there, so the Daleks might have a chance to stop you.
The SPOHV has half its mass teleported to a Lagrange point, but the remainder is still here. 10000 damage, maximum HP crippled!
GOC White Suits teleported! The kinetic strike is called off because SCP-682 moves close enough to Lunar Site 1 to turn it into potential collateral.
Orbital Rocket Launcher relocated!
That is very difficult to do, and might backfire (for example, SCP-682 might reverse its regeneration to kill all Foundation entities). The Foundation only approves it because of the crisis.
SCP-682 increases the charge to 20 posts, and reduces the HP to 30000! The Nerf Gun fires back though, nerfing SCP-682's abilities!
You shoot yourself, due to looking at some leftover SCP-682 organs. Luckily, you only shot yourself with a poisoned blowgun (dont even ask), so you are able to survive with immediate medical aid to cure the poison.
You were too late to warn him, but you did use a medikit on him. Your purple shot sends SCP-682 into the Plane of Infinite Kittens, but has the side effect of letting all the air out of the Plane of Infinite Kittens. The Kittens send those exploding fluffball kittens (dont remember the number) at SCP-682 as a counterattack, inflicting 2000 damage and distracting it so Longcat can begin a ritual to close the gate and save their atmosphere. SCP-682 desperately attempts to make it out through the portal to avoid death at the hand of the exploding kitten assualt, and manages to get most of its body through before it closes, but loses its rear legs to a Portal Cut and takes 2000 additional damage. He picks up the Fluffball Fabricator adaptation!
Eh, still probably gonna backfire.
I dont think water likes being in space...
90% of the ice in the snowball boils away, and the rest bounces off.
A cannon is just a larger gun, so cannon does = gun.
The clean up crew inflicts 1000 damage, before it gets corrupted by the SPHOV and goes rogue.
SCP-682 points out the nerf gun is overpowered (using telepathy because space = no sound), causing your nerf gun to nerf itself. This causes a paradox that breaks it.
800 damage!
Hey, everything is in space, so he can space things out as much as he wants.
SCP-682 scares you away before you get close!
My Action: I add some turrets to the Lunar-1 base, giving it offensive capability.
SCP-682 assualts the Lunar-1 base by hurling a bunch of Giant Ants into it, drawing away its defensive fire to deal with the ant attacks (which deal 2500 damage as they cut their way inside the base). The GOC white suits approach from the rear, but the missing rear body section from the earlier portal cut has its Infohazard Innards exposed. They eventually fight through it, but almost too late: they only inflict 1000 damage before SCP-682 counterattacks and kills one of the White Suits.
At the Grand Canyon, the MTF-Alpha-1 Soldiers waver, but then carry through on an order to exterminate the Insane Cleaning Crew, killing 4 of them. The SPOHV counterattacks by eating 8 of them, and the Insane Cleaning Crew heal the SPOHV for 1000 HP. The Fan Of War assualts the SPOHV with a series of attacks, mini-critting it for 5000 damage! The Reverse Metroid exploits the time it had to evolve while doing nothing to evolve an attack ability, and blasts the SPOHV for 2000 damage!
The Daleks manage to regain control of their systems, and desperately attempt to brake and avoid a collision. However, the Generic Spaceship shoots out its engines, leaving it unable to correct course and causing it to crash into the Moon for an instant kill! However, all is not right, as reports are coming in from the ground that the Daleks managed to teleport into New York anyways. The threat is immediate, and must be dealt with to avoid panic. Luckily, the government is scrambling all available assets to engage the threat.
Reserves:
Mechanics [F]: Automatically repair for 1500 HP any unit in Reserves.
Location: Lunar Site 1
Lunar-1 Base [F]: 22500/25000 HP
Giant Ant x10 [SCP-H]: 100/100 HP
D-Class x25 [N]: 50/50 HP (only care about survival)(no space suit)
Lunar-1 Personnel x10 [F]: 250/250 HP
SCP-682 [SCP-H]: 23900/90000 HP (regeneration at 10% of HP (9000))(nerfed, stats weakened)
Adaptations: Infohazard Innards (internal body systems are an infohazard that stuns those that see it), Giant Ant Launcher (launches Giant Ants), Fluffball Fabrication (can generate fluffballs to counter attackers or exploding fluffballs as a weapon).
GOC White Suit x4 [A]: 1000/1000 HP (deals extra damage to SCPs)
Location: Space (above Lunar Site 1)
Orbital Rocket Launcher [F]: 5000/5000 HP (can only attack ground targets)
Location: Grand Canyon
SPOHV [SCP-H]: 8720/19000 HP (regenerates 25% of maximum HP per round)(gains maximum health by dealing damage)(attacks incapacitate organic targets)
Insane Cleaning Crew x4 [SCP-H]: 500/500 HP (causes mechanical things to malfunction and heals the SPOHV)
MTF-Alpha-1 Soldier x2 [F]: 500/500 HP (has special SCPs available)(currently throwing up everywhere)
Fan Of War [F]: 10000/10000 HP (inflicts mini-crits debuff on target, boosting damage against it)
Reverse Metroid [F]: 20000/20000 HP (heals friendlies and shoots whatever metroids shoot, must be attached to a unit)(attacked to Fan Of War)
Canyon Edge [HAZARD]
Location: New York
Dalek Warriors x10 [SCP-H]: 2500/2500 HP, 1000/1000 Shields (shields regenerate, high power)
Civilians x100 [N]: 25/25 HP (death of civilians rases Doom level)
NYPD Officer x50 [A]: 100/100 HP
Location: Space (above New York)
Generic Spaceship [F]: 2500/5000 HP (generic weapons bypass resistance)
Doom Track: 0%
I temporally stop charging my regeneration beam to work in a delta wave generator adjusted so it only kills daleks. (1/10) I order the Earth army to defend the civilians in New York and fight the daleks.
I broadcast Doctor Who episodes from within SCP-controlled New York TV stations to distract the public and make them think the Daleks are just some flash mob or something.
Complipedia
Orbital Deathray 9/20
Well, if we're in space then I summon asteroids to attack SCP-682
*Insert signature here*
6/20
Stats:
Name: Lord Micheal (Micheal Jackson)
HP: 30,000
Moves:
Moonwalk
Anti Gravity lean
Tophat Death: 1000 Base damage with a 20% variance, can not critical
Scream: 260 damage
Backup Bash: Can do 50,000 points of damage, but has only a 5% chance to hit.
Spread Bomb: Deals 1000 damage to all opponents.
RIP: Politics, Philosophy, News, and Science
You were a good section.
I head to the moon and make a squad of golems out of the moon rock. They are tougher and much faster to to low gravity than their Earth counterparts. I also try to message my giant frog to convince him to eat some of the daleks in NYC. His stomach should be able to adapt. "Man he is a whiny little guy. I suppose he is just going through his rebellious phase."
I am a friend of all Snow Golem kind.