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But you dropped it into a volcano

I eat the universe.

Another universe pops up to replace it, by the Multiple Universe Hypothesis.

I baked some cookies.

*slams face in oven, spattering blood everywhere*

I bought Fallout 4

And it made a useful sign.

I am here.

And you speak an h-drop accent.

I'm MasterKiller.

And die electrified...

I grow bigger.

Including the ability for someone to reverse everything you do.

I said Ha.

But you also inhaled a monarch butterfly when opening your mouth. You choked on the butterfly and died.

I drank a chocolate milkshake.

Of course, it's unprocessed, and is actually the sludge from the pig pen.

I recombined 4 smaller Detached groups today.

They destroyed you. They actually LIKED being apart!

I came back from my missingness!

But then you get sent all the way back into your missingness.

I got more RAM and anti-malware software.

The anti-malware software fills up all of your extra RAM, and installed a root-kit.

I got skeletons to aim better.

But then they were removed.

I listen to Dire Dire Docks for 30 min.

Unfortunately the song won't close and you watch it for 47 min. instead.

I steal the next poster's hat!

Unfortunately, the material it was made from kills any living being instantly.

I can conjugate antolero (to "Anatolise")

But then you forget how to do so.

I just beat the Wither and survived.

Then you fell down a hole and died.

No one can tell what I mean by noise in The Almighty Object, and keep assuming it is only audible noise.