Water turns lava into obsidian
(btw: Hackers alone do not defeat XCOM, if EXALT's hacking efforts are anything to go by)
Diamond Pickaxe mines obsidian.
((I DON'T PLAY XCOM, OK?!)
Binary Rifle (Halo) Turns the pickaxe into Forerunner flakes. (incinerated.)
Half full? Half empty? Something else altogether? You decide.
XCOM recovers Binary Rifle for its own research purposes.
XCOM is wiped out by the Vast Glub.
The Wast Glub is defeated because the above user is killed by anything as its state is too much unstable.
Your post is canceled out because I have no idea what you just said.
You inability to understand is defeated by dwarf fortress !Science!.
The fortress of Dwarves is burned down by Goblins
Goblins are decimated by a super virus.
Super virus exterminated by giant white blood cell.
Mosquito drinks the blood.
Gas intoxicates mosquitos.
heat death of the universe destroys gas
I just got my first dragon! I decided to name him Rick. Please click him so he can grow to be huge
Heat death is countered by Da Jesus
Da Jesus is countered by nothingness.
Goodbye, Halloween. See you next year.
Thx 4 t' h0gle m8!
Nothingness is countered by the infinitesimal probability to have sometimes one atom coming in its place.
probability can be negated by using weighted dice
I blow up weighted dice cheater!
cheater has infinite ammo hack, regenerates weighted dice