*searches inventory for water-based weapons*
Insulting people for their beliefs is not a good way of convincing them to adopt yours.
Fiction is just a game of make-believe recorded on paper or film. But that's what makes it so great.
Hipster Jesus liked you before you were cool.
Um... what kind of boss is this?
My avatar is a Nuclear Ender-Creeper in SPAAAAAACE!
My RP: An Island
Why 'Fire at Will'? Why not Bob, Joe, or anybody else?
Veni, Vidi, Vici Caelus!
What didya expect, the Spanish Inquisition?
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Hold steady, buddy.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
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War, war never changes.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED DEAL WITH THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!
Wait, should I definitely need to bring my own Pokemon to fight this final boss?
Where the bloody hell is my game instruction manual?
Please don't shoot me, Please don't shoot me, Please don't shoot me, Please don't shoot me, Please don't shoot me.
Well, okay then. I'm sure there's some blatantly obvious way to turn this thingy around...
Or maybe there isn't.
*Grabs TV Remote and Presses Power Button*
"Huh. Guess that random "KEY ITEM" was useful after all."
:stabs repeatedly and also probably cuts off her head:
Did I win
Formidable final boss, but gets blobbed easily.
All these footsoldiers, and this is the guy leading them? How pitiful.
This just isn't fair...
(Are you kidding? Creepers aren't THAT threatening...)
Anyways, screw you.
Watch out for the crabocalypse. Some say the day will never come. But it will.
Feel free to drop by for a chat whenever.
If you'd like to talk with me about other games, here are a few I play.
Team Fortress 2
Borderlands series (Borderlands 2 is my favorite game, ever. TPS combat is a lot of fun and makes up for the lower-quality story, in my opinion)
Elder Scrolls series
Warframe (IGN is something like That_One_Flesh_Atronach)
Pokémon series (HGSS forever)
Left 4 Dead 2 (Boomer files always corrupt though)
SUPERHOT (SUPERHOT is the most innovative shooter I've played in years!)
Dead Rising series (Dead Rising 2 is one of my favorite games, and the 3rd was a lot of fun. 1st has poor survivor AI and the 4th is bad)
Just Cause series
Come to think of it, I mainly play fighting-based games.
It's going to be too easy as a final boss in any action & strategy games. Maybe he's suitable for dating sim's final boss.. Maybe..
Just when I thought the Army hated the Navy.
I'm not sure what game I was supposed to be playing, but I know that I'm not into horror. I want my money back.
*Scratches but hurts his claws*
Welp, I lose.
What's this? A mutant? Seems pretty weak and small. This might be a good fight!
Gentlemen137 is a living skeleton that can play (bone) instruments really well!
Though he don't have friends and would like to be hugged.
Once you've hugged, you will soon be one of his kind
You got prank'd.
Hmm, a hat for all occasions.
*takes hat home*