I shoot a railroad spike into Enderofall's brain, informing him of the 75 DToDD. He decides to take them on, feeling that they can't be as bad as the name implies.
Trial nine: Trial by Slowness
Enderofall's computer is slowed down greatly by 40,000,000 useless windows and applications being automatically opened in the background every second. The task manager is incapable of closing them, and none of them have a close button. His framerate drops to -4, meaning the game is playing in reverse. Attempting to close any windows will result in high-voltage electrocution and the opening of another 40,000 windows.
Trial ten: Trial by Unknown
Enderofall is the first person to reach trial 10. Thus, no one knows what to expect. All of the lights in his house turn into unlights, so they actually make the rooms much darker. Additionally, his monitor's brightness and gamma are reduced to the minimum setting, his body is emptied of vitamins A, C, and E, worsening his eyesight substantially. Next, he is given Curse of the Unknown, making his HP bar invisible. He then gets Curse of the Blind, preventing him from knowing what item he has equipped. Finally, a grue is spawned in his house, and it's quite hungry...
Trial eleven: Trial by Alliteration
Enderofall is forced into an endless cycle of Added Alliterative Appeal, awesomely annihilating his ability to freaking focus on few furious enemies, while an Enderman evilly, enviously ends Enderofall's computer session, cruelly cutting off his crash-prone computer made of crap. Enderofall angrily, avariciously attacks an assault drone, breaking its brittle body. He then sadly becomes superstitious, stupidly subverting a supposedly sad ending and ending the cycle of AAA.
He gives up after sustaining many bullet wounds from the assault drone, which comes back to life as a vengeful ghost that makes his life hell by stealing his possessions, taunting him, deleting things on his computer, and placing snapping turtles in his bed.
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I activate Team Fighting, and attempt to defeat the Fighter Warrior... by showing it Jurassic Park! The Fighter Warrior enjoys the movie, but then shows a sudden fear of raptors. Suddenly, raptors burst in through the window and eat everybody, attracted to the scent of fear! The Fighter Warrior shrieks like a little girl, then tries to take on the raptors... by taking a quiz on how well he would survive in a raptor attack. The quiz gives him a zero (because nobody can ever survive a raptor attack) and the Fighter Warrior's head is bitten straight off his body. The Warrior has too much health to be felled by a mere raptor, though, and his head ravels down the raptor's gullet, meeting some friends and fighting the raptor's internal organs along the way in a feel-good movie of the decade. The Warrior's head joins a band of rag-tag heroes who have also been digested by the velociraptor, and travels upstream, meeting many strangers and solving sidequests along the way, and after destroying the esophagus, pancreas, colon, and spleen of the raptor while traveling on its hemoglobin highway (in a mini submarine) the Fighter Warrior and friends confront the velociraptor's surprisingly gigantic brain, and after a long and tiring battle with no respawns and only two vulnaries, they defeat the brain and immediately teleport back out of the now-slightly-dead raptor, which is still not dead and eat them all again. The Fighter Warrior's head has to do everything over again, and once again destroys the raptor's brain which has magically reappeared because of wizards, but then the raptor's brain activates its latent psychic powers and blows up the head! Unfortunately, the Fighter Warrior still has a hefty chunk of health, and the gibbed pieces of head miraculously regrow back into a whole Fighter Warrior. However, it seems while the Warrior was eaten by a raptor, dinosaurs have taken over the Earth, and by extension the whole server! Steve and Alex have been renamed to Steveosaurus and Alexesaurus, and everyone on the server is walking the dinosaur! The controllers in the back of the room are all dinosaurs - one is a T-rex, one is a dromiceiomimus, another is a utahraptor, and they all talk about various amusing subjects in the same position all the time! The Fighter Warrior is horrified, because since he spent so long in the belly of the velociraptor he now loathes dinosaurs, and punches out all of the controllers himself. They immediately explode into gore, and then the robot (which is now a compsognathus) falls over head-first, crushing the Fighter Warrior, and only the Fighter Warrior, for some reason! The head of the robot pops off the rest of it comically, sending the mangled gore bits and Fighter Warrior bouncing around the inside of the head and making lots of rattling noises. The head then gets squished by an apatosaurus angry that its name was changed, and the Fighter Warrior is squished into a pancake. However, his MASSIVE health allows him to survive unharmed... until the raptor venom gets to him. Nobody can ever survive a raptor attack. The Warrior then falls over dead and experiences an out-of-body experience, but actually he just accidentally pressed the G button. However, it also means that his keyboard is slightly more worn out, and the very slight wear is the last camel on the straw's back, breaking his keyboard, allowing a bunch of people to surround the Fighter Warrior and kick him in his warrior fighting face repeatedly.
And everyone manages to just decide to murder him before I even get a chance. Well! Looks like we'll...Uh, maybe fighting AND talking at the same time? That's a possibility! A fight shows who one really is, can't lie!
Endorfall doesn't believe this, so I invite him to take a truth test involving fighting dudes! He accepts. After writing out a personality questionaire, which is actually accurate to his real self to the letter, the fighting bit begins. The first part is punching a guy in the face. The target is willing! He passes the first question with flying colors and doesn't feel guilty, but accidentally murders him! As this was one of the Controllers, he facepalms hard enough to kill an army! Unfortunately, he was smarter than to repeat the incident with the Head's super cannons being forced to fire upon the Regeneration Arm, so this fails to kill him. This coincidentally makes him pass the second question! Then the third question arrives, and he has to punch a blindfolded Yorlu! He gladly manages it and passes spectacularly, but Yorlu is super-tanky so he survives and riddles Endorfall full of arrows, unaware that it's Endorfall. Then question four arrives, and he has to fight down a Red Superfortress! He passes, but doesn't get very far before the superfortress and its many armaments slam into his face like a nuke. Then question five-some native Woylywos denizens! I tanked them effortlessly, but I was over 9999 leagues above them, while Endorfall isn't. He's merely equal. He passes, but takes a lot of lethal sharp claws in his face for his troubles. Then question six-the Red Tank Unit! He passes despite not even landing a hit because the Tanks littered him with that many rounds. The final question-me, but at full power! He passes, again, but he does not even get to look at me funny before I blow up his leg. Oh, and then a Velociraptor attacks him for good measure, triggering his fear and loathing of raptors that Ka_Doink's previous attack instilled upon him.
Endorfall is delighted he passed with flying colors and now fully believes that fighting reveals the truth of a man! However, this is not enough delight to begin patching up the wounds he just received. Also, passing does not mean he killed them. Or even scratched them. Just that he tried.
I pull out a lightsaber and slice through the fighter warrior's blade.
Enough randomly attacking us from Blue, and we might be persuaded to not switch. Right now we're listening.
I also Force-"confuse" the Fighter Warrior, making him walk around dazedly so he can still talk, but not attack.
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I don't get XP for healing people? Well, that's the last time I be a team player. /s
I then notice Enderofall isn't being a team player either, and taunt him about having no allies to back him up. This reminds him that all his friends died in a horrible drunk driving accident two months ago, and he's had no one to play Minecraft with since then. This hurts his feelings so much that he doesn't notice me attacking him.
Actually, you were supposed to get XP, I just forgot. +14 XP!
Enderofall isn't fazed, because you just made that up! He easily deflects your attack! +8 XP!
I cast Flaming Destruction and shove a cherry pie down Enderofall's throat. Said pie is sprinkled with tiny canisters containing pure mercury, as well as the surface of Mercury. Enderofall immediately gets severe indigestion, so I help him out by coating a Carolina Reaper in samples of the surface of the sun, dip it in blazing inferno hellfire sauce, then force feed it to him. His internal organs catch fire, so I attempt to douse the flames with gasoline. It doesn't work out, and he ends up with really bad heartburn. I relieve him of his pain by tearing his heart out, on the grounds that you can't have heartburn if you don't have a heart. I convert the heart into an item, dubbing it "Isaac's Heart". A baby with no skin on his head and rubber cement over his eyes comes along and takes the heart from me, them puts on a creepy wooden mask, then walks away. Enderofall is horrified by the baby, causing him to vomit up the cherry pie, which now seems to have a carving in its crust resembling the baby. Scary pie, if you will. Enderofall is annoyed by my terrible pun, so I furiously weld his clothing to him, then kick him out the window that may or may not exist.
As you move to shove the cherry pie down his throat, before you activate Flaming destruction, Enderofall moves quickly and slams you so hard you go flying across the room!
Now, HOLD on just a minute, Endorfall! Nyrah did not claim credentials to actually being a red player of any significance at all, or even a Red Player at all, and we know a few things that she clearly doesn't, including a pretty darned good theory as to why the war's dragging on when Red could instantly win. YOU, on the other hand, MUST have posed enough weight to at least get some office of importance during your stay at Red-and if you didn't I'd be shocked. Plus, you were definitely on the Red's side, and probably not until recently did you change, so you seem far more like you actually mean something's on. In any case, among our reasons for not immediately defecting was, A, gathering more info from red's part, and B, not dying to the tank Unit, Egglord and freaking Yorlu out there when we inevitably defected! But you! You are a different customer.
If you know ANYTHING Nyrah didn't, we might be interested in hearing, and we might even decide to defect-her words were not totally lost on us, and we were pretty suspicious that, if nothing else SOMETHING was up with this place.
...Unless she told us everything you knew as well. In which case, well, we're going to be awfully reluctant to tell you our pretty darned good theory while under fire. I mean, we did see some very compelling evidence when we met the Red Leader in person...I mean, on the server. IRL would be silly, really, he-slash-she seems far too mysterious for that. But yes, we have.
In case my diplomatic attempts failed entirely, and only if they failed entirely and I got no combat pause, I immediately take all that wicked Charismatic power in my words and convert it to a stream of pure Pulchritude, which I then fire at the Fighter Warrior.
Enderofall10000: I HAVE been on the server a long time, it's true. I was known for long periods of inactivity, and usually, I didn't go on many important missions. I had power, but I never took it seriously until now! I was always just on for fun... I never looked too carefully at what the rest of my team was doing! But, looking back, I really should have! So, I can't tell you any more than Nyrah did... But I CAN try to stop the situation from getting any worse!
I decide to say, " I believe I will join blue everyone. But not before I kick your [EXPUNGED]. Now fight me." I then take out a baseball bat and that scythe from eariler. I beat him on the head with it 93 times, angering him that I did not land on a even number. I even a number.... His HP numbers.
Unfortunately, his HP is already an even number! +11 XP!
I shoot a railroad spike into Enderofall's brain, informing him of the 75 DToDD. He decides to take them on, feeling that they can't be as bad as the name implies.
Trial nine: Trial by Slowness
Enderofall's computer is slowed down greatly by 40,000,000 useless windows and applications being automatically opened in the background every second. The task manager is incapable of closing them, and none of them have a close button. His framerate drops to -4, meaning the game is playing in reverse. Attempting to close any windows will result in high-voltage electrocution and the opening of another 40,000 windows.
Trial ten: Trial by Unknown
Enderofall is the first person to reach trial 10. Thus, no one knows what to expect. All of the lights in his house turn into unlights, so they actually make the rooms much darker. Additionally, his monitor's brightness and gamma are reduced to the minimum setting, his body is emptied of vitamins A, C, and E, worsening his eyesight substantially. Next, he is given Curse of the Unknown, making his HP bar invisible. He then gets Curse of the Blind, preventing him from knowing what item he has equipped. Finally, a grue is spawned in his house, and it's quite hungry...
Trial eleven: Trial by Alliteration
Enderofall is forced into an endless cycle of Added Alliterative Appeal, awesomely annihilating his ability to freaking focus on few furious enemies, while an Enderman evilly, enviously ends Enderofall's computer session, cruelly cutting off his crash-prone computer made of crap. Enderofall angrily, avariciously attacks an assault drone, breaking its brittle body. He then sadly becomes superstitious, stupidly subverting a supposedly sad ending and ending the cycle of AAA.
He gives up after sustaining many bullet wounds from the assault drone, which comes back to life as a vengeful ghost that makes his life hell by stealing his possessions, taunting him, deleting things on his computer, and placing snapping turtles in his bed.
Enderofall10000 doesn't even let you get close enough to start with the railroad spike, but he does take on the trials!
He starts by smashing all the windows that open, every second, until the trial is over! Then, he smashes the unlights until they turn back into lights, turns up his monitor settings, and takes out his massive multivatiman that he carries everywhere with him, and then eats it! And then he kills the grue. Then, he ends the enderman with one attack! He kills both the assault drone and the ghost assault drone, then gives up because your quest was too easy!
I activate Team Fighting, and attempt to defeat the Fighter Warrior... by showing it Jurassic Park! The Fighter Warrior enjoys the movie, but then shows a sudden fear of raptors. Suddenly, raptors burst in through the window and eat everybody, attracted to the scent of fear! The Fighter Warrior shrieks like a little girl, then tries to take on the raptors... by taking a quiz on how well he would survive in a raptor attack. The quiz gives him a zero (because nobody can ever survive a raptor attack) and the Fighter Warrior's head is bitten straight off his body. The Warrior has too much health to be felled by a mere raptor, though, and his head ravels down the raptor's gullet, meeting some friends and fighting the raptor's internal organs along the way in a feel-good movie of the decade. The Warrior's head joins a band of rag-tag heroes who have also been digested by the velociraptor, and travels upstream, meeting many strangers and solving sidequests along the way, and after destroying the esophagus, pancreas, colon, and spleen of the raptor while traveling on its hemoglobin highway (in a mini submarine) the Fighter Warrior and friends confront the velociraptor's surprisingly gigantic brain, and after a long and tiring battle with no respawns and only two vulnaries, they defeat the brain and immediately teleport back out of the now-slightly-dead raptor, which is still not dead and eat them all again. The Fighter Warrior's head has to do everything over again, and once again destroys the raptor's brain which has magically reappeared because of wizards, but then the raptor's brain activates its latent psychic powers and blows up the head! Unfortunately, the Fighter Warrior still has a hefty chunk of health, and the gibbed pieces of head miraculously regrow back into a whole Fighter Warrior. However, it seems while the Warrior was eaten by a raptor, dinosaurs have taken over the Earth, and by extension the whole server! Steve and Alex have been renamed to Steveosaurus and Alexesaurus, and everyone on the server is walking the dinosaur! The controllers in the back of the room are all dinosaurs - one is a T-rex, one is a dromiceiomimus, another is a utahraptor, and they all talk about various amusing subjects in the same position all the time! The Fighter Warrior is horrified, because since he spent so long in the belly of the velociraptor he now loathes dinosaurs, and punches out all of the controllers himself. They immediately explode into gore, and then the robot (which is now a compsognathus) falls over head-first, crushing the Fighter Warrior, and only the Fighter Warrior, for some reason! The head of the robot pops off the rest of it comically, sending the mangled gore bits and Fighter Warrior bouncing around the inside of the head and making lots of rattling noises. The head then gets squished by an apatosaurus angry that its name was changed, and the Fighter Warrior is squished into a pancake. However, his MASSIVE health allows him to survive unharmed... until the raptor venom gets to him. Nobody can ever survive a raptor attack. The Warrior then falls over dead and experiences an out-of-body experience, but actually he just accidentally pressed the G button. However, it also means that his keyboard is slightly more worn out, and the very slight wear is the last camel on the straw's back, breaking his keyboard, allowing a bunch of people to surround the Fighter Warrior and kick him in his warrior fighting face repeatedly.
The Fighter Warrior survives the raptor attack, by killing all the raptors in one hit! And saving the world from all dinosaurs! As a reward, the rest of the world gratefully offers him infinite healing items, which he politely declines because he doesn't need them! +37 XP!
And everyone manages to just decide to murder him before I even get a chance. Well! Looks like we'll...Uh, maybe fighting AND talking at the same time? That's a possibility! A fight shows who one really is, can't lie!
Endorfall doesn't believe this, so I invite him to take a truth test involving fighting dudes! He accepts. After writing out a personality questionaire, which is actually accurate to his real self to the letter, the fighting bit begins. The first part is punching a guy in the face. The target is willing! He passes the first question with flying colors and doesn't feel guilty, but accidentally murders him! As this was one of the Controllers, he facepalms hard enough to kill an army! Unfortunately, he was smarter than to repeat the incident with the Head's super cannons being forced to fire upon the Regeneration Arm, so this fails to kill him. This coincidentally makes him pass the second question! Then the third question arrives, and he has to punch a blindfolded Yorlu! He gladly manages it and passes spectacularly, but Yorlu is super-tanky so he survives and riddles Endorfall full of arrows, unaware that it's Endorfall. Then question four arrives, and he has to fight down a Red Superfortress! He passes, but doesn't get very far before the superfortress and its many armaments slam into his face like a nuke. Then question five-some native Woylywos denizens! I tanked them effortlessly, but I was over 9999 leagues above them, while Endorfall isn't. He's merely equal. He passes, but takes a lot of lethal sharp claws in his face for his troubles. Then question six-the Red Tank Unit! He passes despite not even landing a hit because the Tanks littered him with that many rounds. The final question-me, but at full power! He passes, again, but he does not even get to look at me funny before I blow up his leg. Oh, and then a Velociraptor attacks him for good measure, triggering his fear and loathing of raptors that Ka_Doink's previous attack instilled upon him.
Endorfall is delighted he passed with flying colors and now fully believes that fighting reveals the truth of a man! However, this is not enough delight to begin patching up the wounds he just received. Also, passing does not mean he killed them. Or even scratched them. Just that he tried.
Enderofall: Hey, I can fight and talk at the same time!
Enderofall punches the controller so hard, he successfully sends him around the (infinite) dimensional loop of the afterlife, bringing him back to where he was before! After he punches Yorlu, he just does a spinny circle-thing with his axe, blocking ALL the arrows! He summons two more of him from alternate realities, and then the rest of the test faints from sheer fear, even the fortress which can't faint, making him pass! Obviously, you don't faint, so he just politely offers you a cookie, and since you haven't had a cookie in at LEAST 3 hours, you desperately accept and cede the last question to him! +32 XP!
I pull out a lightsaber and slice through the fighter warrior's blade.
Enough randomly attacking us from Blue, and we might be persuaded to not switch. Right now we're listening.
I also Force-"confuse" the Fighter Warrior, making him walk around dazedly so he can still talk.
He has an axe, not a blade! Also, he put points into "force resistance" at one point in an RPG, so he is immune to your force! +10 XP!
ENEMY PHASE:
Enderofall10000: Hah! It's my turn now. You can keep attacking all you want, but I can keep blocking! FOREVER!
Enderofall throws his axe in a spin at Omglolsguy, Netpatham, and Pricey12345! Netpatham and Pricey die, but Tazz protects Omglolsguy and takes 250 damage in the process!
Suddenly, you see a blinding light in the control room's window! It starts to get a bit hotter than normal in the room...as, suddenly, the blocks on the top of the robot's head explode! You look up, and see Yorlu, along with someone else!
Yorlu: Fighter Warrior? Heh, I have to admit I WAS sort of expecting this!
Enderofall10000: Yorlu! I have a few things to say to you!
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: I do too, actually.
Yorlu: I'm so sorry, I just don't have the TIME to assist you! I was planning on infiltrating this room, but I see you've already got it covered, so I can go back to pounding mooks! But, the fighter warrior is a...serious...opponent, I must admit. Do you need any...help?
Netpatham: ...Maybe.
Enderofall10000: Shut up! I'm coming for you!
Enderofall leaps for Yorlu's ship! But Yorlu raises it up just a bit, and his attack falls short!
Yorlu: Now then! Brewsky, why don't you use your special brand of magic on this guy!
Brewsky: But of course!
Brewsky drops down behind you, and Yorlu flies away.
Enderofall10000: See that? That's the guy you're fighting for. We don't have people like that on the blue team!
Twinbuilder: ...I don't think it's that simple.
Brewsky: I , for one, have no problems! Now then, Enderofall, I have some special potions for YOU! Just...give me some time to set up my special brewing kit! Here's a bunch of materials!
He throws an indeterminate amount of Material at you!
Okay, so, if you want to keep fighting, you need to defend Brewsky! The fighter is going to go on an all-out assault, and it's going to take more than a guard chain to stop him(you can still try that, at the cost of your life)! so, use your turns to erect defense around Brewsky! He's given you plenty of material, so go all-out with your creativity to establish more effective barriers!
THE BATTLEFIELD:
Location: Ultimate Blue Destroyer Robot, Slightly Destroyed Control Room
Brewsky: Alchemist, level 2: 2000/2000 HP, 80 MD, 45/45 Mana, Potion Sword(+18 MD, inflicts a random status effect every attack)/Obsidian Armor(+120 HP) (spellbook: Lighting, Special Mix) (brewing a special potion, will be done in 2 turns) (boss)
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I build a giant tower to conceal Brewsky in. But the Fighter Warrior sees through the disguise and tries to Destroy the Tower. First, he tries to hit the tower with a juggling club. But the tower absorbs it, making itself stronger! Then the Fighter Warrior places C4 on the side of the tower, hoping to knock it over with the blast. But the tower uses the explosion to fuse its parts tighter, making itself stronger! Then he attacks with resonating dubstep. However, the tower loves dubstep, making itself stronger! Then the Warrior FUS RO DAHs at it! But the tower counters with a HAD OR SUF, and adds two Rs, making it hard or surf! The hard makes the tower harder, the surf makers the tower cooler, and both end up making the tower stronger! The Fighter Warrior sends an army of endermen at the tower to break it using a bunch of spawn eggs. But the endermen randomly pull dirt from the ground and then place it on the tower, making the tower stronger! He then digs the dirt up under the tower, hoping it will fall. But then the dirt is carried away by the endermen and placed back on the tower, and also gravity doesn't exist, making the tower stronger! But then, a heroic recycle bin appears out of nowhere, and reinforces the tower with its rubbish, increasing the tower's defense and making the tower stronger! This recycle bin is angrily beat up by the Fighter Warrior for it interfering with his attack on the tower, and an army of tower defenders come out of the woodworks (of the tower) starting an all-out war between the defenders and the attacker(s)! A gigantic mecha by the name of Terratron is built by the Fighter Warrior, but the defenders break it down into pieces, and then the tower absorbs it! A mysterious statue whose mysteriousity is rivaled only be its statuosity is constructed, but it suddenly gets sucked into the tower! Then the Terratron returns, and explodes the Fighter Warrior away from the tower forever, thus allowing it to rebuild itself a lot!
I borrow Brewski's brewing kit to brew a broth to just the right specifications that when i drink it, i am whisked away to an alternate dimension filled with power-ups that heal one point of health each. I then run around for approximately 142 minutes putting as many as i can into a pouch i made seven months, nine days ago that is labeled "Pouch for storage of seemingly useless power-ups found in alternate dimensions". How specifically suited this pouch is for the purpose of picking up these power-ups suddenly hits me, making me wonder why i'd make such a specific pouch, so i look through my scattered notes. After 48 minutes, i finally come across the correct set of notes, which i then begin to look through for reasons i would craft such a pouch. After reading all of those notes, i find that all this has made me quite hungry, so i go back to where i entered the dimension and drink the rest of the broth, bringing me back to the inside of the robot. I then steal a random pie and eat all of it to replenish the energy i used in that ordeal. Then i remember that i had found the reason for the pouch, and pull a string on the inside of it, converting it into a chain gun, and i start firing the +1 HP powerups at Tazz.
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Keep in mind that i am quite silly quite often. If you don't like what i'm saying, please calmly point it out to me. I wish it said "Soarvivor"
Meanwhile, in the thrawls of the Multiverse, TT2K has just made the most creative idea for defending the Owl Shield in DTG2 ever made! His fingers have typed for ages and he has literally sweat out bullets in his quest for greatness! But barring any unforeseeable accidents, he has just made a move that will forever define the forum game and make him a living legend! Unfortunately he can't really remember it on his own and forgot to put this down anwyhere else, but such was his creative fervors!
I then tap him on the shoulder, and remind him that I was guarding neither Net nor Omglols but rather Generic. He turns to face me, giving me somewhat compelling evidence but refusing to undo his damage to me, at which point he turns back and realizes I've managed to ninja-delete all of his work, but memorized it! After a copious amount of bartering, he agrees to the information back in exchange for some HP, because there's no real point in killing off Net. He agrees and resumes doing what he was doing, only to realize that all of his previous statement was stupid and realizes that what he does is not going to work nearly as well as he thought it was. Ah well! Back to the drawing board.
Back in Infinite War, I use the knowledge of TT2K's ultimate original defensive maneuver to generate a completely different ultimate original defensive maneuver of my own! People stare at it a while before finally being able to do things productive again, such is it's limitless creativity and originality. Well, in-universe anyways. I supplement it with considerable amounts of HearthStone Cards, which are then collected by some of the world's most evil Hearthstone Players (like, legit evil, no-one will care for their passing, legit legit about this), which I then trap with the spirit of attaching beefy things to shields.
I ask why the Fighter Warrior bothered with the crazy package if he wasn't going to be on that much.
I build a Hypercube around Brewsky, with lots of third-dimensional whacking-people bits.
I then ask if Blue's accusations are in fact true.
((I have a plan. NO-ONE REVEAL WHAT BLUE ACCUSES RED OF DOING))
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I start making a lot of very bad pixel art to conceal Brewsky, including a horrible attempt at making a giant creeper, a Bal-27, the Lost, and Mega Man. None of my pixel art even closely resembles what they're supposed to be, and they're rather creepy. Annoyed, I break them all down and reconstruct them as pixel art of a brick wall. It actually resembles a wall, and it begins functioning as one.
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"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
I blow my whistle, and immediately a horde of TARDISes appear! Out of the TARDISes come a metric ton of Engineers, all of whom have some odd mechanical arm! They quickly throw out a horde of mini-sentries, then transform their arms into Short Circuits! The Fighter-Warrior laughs, but then realizes that those are pre-nerf Short Circuits, which was so devastating that the most powerful offensive tool in the game, buffed beyond all reason, was utterly helpless against it. While he ponders his strategy for taking out the Mini-Sentries and the Short Circuit Engineers, I've managed to place about a thousand Dispensers in a strategic multi-layer fortification, dispensing critical metal to the Engineers and ensuring that they will forever be able to hold the Fighter Warrior off, barring any inconceivable instances. I take the TARDISes and immediately place them in a wall behind the Dispenser Wall just in case. Suddenly, out of the TARDISes come Medics with a ready ubercharge, which renders them and the people the Medic decide to heal invulnerable for a whooping eight seconds. They can target the Engineers outside for those eight seconds, further reinforcing the barrier via defensive techniques!
I would like to inform you all that I got tired of dealing with the forum’s lagginess and teensy-tiny editing window, and so typed this up in Microsoft Word. You’ll have to pardon any differences in appearance. I might do this more, depending on how well it worked.
I build a giant tower to conceal Brewsky in. But the Fighter Warrior sees through the disguise and tries to Destroy the Tower. First, he tries to hit the tower with a juggling club. But the tower absorbs it, making itself stronger! Then the Fighter Warrior places C4 on the side of the tower, hoping to knock it over with the blast. But the tower uses the explosion to fuse its parts tighter, making itself stronger! Then he attacks with resonating dubstep. However, the tower loves dubstep, making itself stronger! Then the Warrior FUS RO DAHs at it! But the tower counters with a HAD OR SUF, and adds two Rs, making it hard or surf! The hard makes the tower harder, the surf makers the tower cooler, and both end up making the tower stronger! The Fighter Warrior sends an army of endermen at the tower to break it using a bunch of spawn eggs. But the endermen randomly pull dirt from the ground and then place it on the tower, making the tower stronger! He then digs the dirt up under the tower, hoping it will fall. But then the dirt is carried away by the endermen and placed back on the tower, and also gravity doesn't exist, making the tower stronger! But then, a heroic recycle bin appears out of nowhere, and reinforces the tower with its rubbish, increasing the tower's defense and making the tower stronger! This recycle bin is angrily beat up by the Fighter Warrior for it interfering with his attack on the tower, and an army of tower defenders come out of the woodworks (of the tower) starting an all-out war between the defenders and the attacker(s)! A gigantic mecha by the name of Terratron is built by the Fighter Warrior, but the defenders break it down into pieces, and then the tower absorbs it! A mysterious statue whose mysteriousity is rivaled only be its statuosity is constructed, but it suddenly gets sucked into the tower! Then the Terratron returns, and explodes the Fighter Warrior away from the tower forever, thus allowing it to rebuild itself a lot!
I borrow Brewski's brewing kit to brew a broth to just the right specifications that when i drink it, i am whisked away to an alternate dimension filled with power-ups that heal one point of health each. I then run around for approximately 142 minutes putting as many as i can into a pouch i made seven months, nine days ago that is labeled "Pouch for storage of seemingly useless power-ups found in alternate dimensions". How specifically suited this pouch is for the purpose of picking up these power-ups suddenly hits me, making me wonder why i'd make such a specific pouch, so i look through my scattered notes. After 48 minutes, i finally come across the correct set of notes, which i then begin to look through for reasons i would craft such a pouch. After reading all of those notes, i find that all this has made me quite hungry, so i go back to where i entered the dimension and drink the rest of the broth, bringing me back to the inside of the robot. I then steal a random pie and eat all of it to replenish the energy i used in that ordeal. Then i remember that i had found the reason for the pouch, and pull a string on the inside of it, converting it into a chain gun, and i start firing the +1 HP powerups at Tazz.
+115 HP to Tazz! +23 XP!
LEVEL UP! +5 HP! +2 MD! +2 Mana cap! +.5 Mana regen!
Meanwhile, in the thrawls of the Multiverse, TT2K has just made the most creative idea for defending the Owl Shield in DTG2 ever made! His fingers have typed for ages and he has literally sweat out bullets in his quest for greatness! But barring any unforeseeable accidents, he has just made a move that will forever define the forum game and make him a living legend! Unfortunately he can't really remember it on his own and forgot to put this down anwyhere else, but such was his creative fervors!
I then tap him on the shoulder, and remind him that I was guarding neither Net nor Omglols but rather Generic. He turns to face me, giving me somewhat compelling evidence but refusing to undo his damage to me, at which point he turns back and realizes I've managed to ninja-delete all of his work, but memorized it! After a copious amount of bartering, he agrees to the information back in exchange for some HP, because there's no real point in killing off Net. He agrees and resumes doing what he was doing, only to realize that all of his previous statement was stupid and realizes that what he does is not going to work nearly as well as he thought it was. Ah well! Back to the drawing board.
Back in Infinite War, I use the knowledge of TT2K's ultimate original defensive maneuver to generate a completely different ultimate original defensive maneuver of my own! People stare at it a while before finally being able to do things productive again, such is it's limitless creativity and originality. Well, in-universe anyways. I supplement it with considerable amounts of HearthStone Cards, which are then collected by some of the world's most evil Hearthstone Players (like, legit evil, no-one will care for their passing, legit legit about this), which I then trap with the spirit of attaching beefy things to shields.
I ask why the Fighter Warrior bothered with the crazy package if he wasn't going to be on that much.
So…you’re trying to heal yourself over a mistake I actually DIDN’T make, AND set up a barrier? Okay.
I build a Hypercube around Brewsky, with lots of third-dimensional whacking-people bits.
I then ask if Blue's accusations are in fact true.
((I have a plan. NO-ONE REVEAL WHAT BLUE ACCUSES RED OF DOING))
You can’t build a barrier, because you have the negative status condition that is DEATH. But, your voice reaches Enderofall from the Minecraft afterlife…
Enderofall10000: What? Of course I believe that Blue’s accusations are true, but…are you trying to do some trick thing?
I start making a lot of very bad pixel art to conceal Brewsky, including a horrible attempt at making a giant creeper, a Bal-27, the Lost, and Mega Man. None of my pixel art even closely resembles what they're supposed to be, and they're rather creepy. Annoyed, I break them all down and reconstruct them as pixel art of a brick wall. It actually resembles a wall, and it begins functioning as one.
So attacking him is completely pointless but still gives XP? Excellent. Also, my abilities don't seem to be charging.
I use flaming destruction, and slice at Enderofall so half heartedly that he catches it and half his heart explodes.
Truly, that was the best use of my ability.
Ah, I forgot ability charge again! You’ll all charge at double-speed this turn to make up for it!
Enderofall stares you in the face so hard you fall over, before you can even use your ability! You gain no XP, because I only let you have it to take the sting out of your attacks failing, and now you’re trying to abuse it!
I blow my whistle, and immediately a horde of TARDISes appear! Out of the TARDISes come a metric ton of Engineers, all of whom have some odd mechanical arm! They quickly throw out a horde of mini-sentries, then transform their arms into Short Circuits! The Fighter-Warrior laughs, but then realizes that those are pre-nerf Short Circuits, which was so devastating that the most powerful offensive tool in the game, buffed beyond all reason, was utterly helpless against it. While he ponders his strategy for taking out the Mini-Sentries and the Short Circuit Engineers, I've managed to place about a thousand Dispensers in a strategic multi-layer fortification, dispensing critical metal to the Engineers and ensuring that they will forever be able to hold the Fighter Warrior off, barring any inconceivable instances. I take the TARDISes and immediately place them in a wall behind the Dispenser Wall just in case. Suddenly, out of the TARDISes come Medics with a ready ubercharge, which renders them and the people the Medic decide to heal invulnerable for a whooping eight seconds. They can target the Engineers outside for those eight seconds, further reinforcing the barrier via defensive techniques!
Strong barrier added! +30 XP!
LEVEL UP! +17 HP! +2 MD!
ENEMY PHASE:
Enderofall sees that he has 2 weak barriers, 2 medial barriers, a strong barrier, and a super-strong barrier in front of him! He starts with his wave attack, easily smashing the weak barriers! Then, he brings in a giant tank of his own, literally made of fire (after he’s drunk a fire resistance potion), and uses it to roll straight over the medial barriers! Finally, he leaps into the air and grabs a basketball hoop! He sets it up so the hoop is located 10000000 feet in the air. Then, he grabs the strong and super-strong barrier, and hold them up in the air near the hoop! They just KNOW they’re about to be slam-dunked, so they wait in fear, with the fear slowly increasing over time. He keeps them there for a time-dilated 3 years, giving them plenty of time to both fear, and starve due to lack of food or water. Finally, he slam dunks them! Despite all the years they had to build up fear, it was WAY worse than they were expecting! The strong barrier and super-strong barrier are destroyed!
Enderofall: I’ve got an even better one next turn! And maybe I’ll extend my reach to hit you too, Brewsky!
Brewsky; Don’t worry guys, I’ll have this potion done in one…more…turn…
All dead players respawn!
THE BATTLEFIELD:
Location: Ultimate Blue Destroyer Robot, Slightly Destroyed Control Room
Brewsky: Alchemist, level 2: 2000/2000 HP, 80 MD, 45/45 Mana, Potion Sword(+18 MD, inflicts a random status effect every attack)/Obsidian Armor(+120 HP) (spellbook: Lighting, Special Mix) (brewing a special potion, will be done in 1 turn) (boss)
I shoot a railroad spike into Enderofall's brain, informing him of the 75 DToDD. He decides to take them on, feeling that they can't be as bad as the name implies.
Trial nine: Trial by Slowness
Enderofall's computer is slowed down greatly by 40,000,000 useless windows and applications being automatically opened in the background every second. The task manager is incapable of closing them, and none of them have a close button. His framerate drops to -4, meaning the game is playing in reverse. Attempting to close any windows will result in high-voltage electrocution and the opening of another 40,000 windows.
Trial ten: Trial by Unknown
Enderofall is the first person to reach trial 10. Thus, no one knows what to expect. All of the lights in his house turn into unlights, so they actually make the rooms much darker. Additionally, his monitor's brightness and gamma are reduced to the minimum setting, his body is emptied of vitamins A, C, and E, worsening his eyesight substantially. Next, he is given Curse of the Unknown, making his HP bar invisible. He then gets Curse of the Blind, preventing him from knowing what item he has equipped. Finally, a grue is spawned in his house, and it's quite hungry...
Trial eleven: Trial by Alliteration
Enderofall is forced into an endless cycle of Added Alliterative Appeal, awesomely annihilating his ability to freaking focus on few furious enemies, while an Enderman evilly, enviously ends Enderofall's computer session, cruelly cutting off his crash-prone computer made of crap. Enderofall angrily, avariciously attacks an assault drone, breaking its brittle body. He then sadly becomes superstitious, stupidly subverting a supposedly sad ending and ending the cycle of AAA.
He gives up after sustaining many bullet wounds from the assault drone, which comes back to life as a vengeful ghost that makes his life hell by stealing his possessions, taunting him, deleting things on his computer, and placing snapping turtles in his bed.
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I activate Team Fighting, and attempt to defeat the Fighter Warrior... by showing it Jurassic Park! The Fighter Warrior enjoys the movie, but then shows a sudden fear of raptors. Suddenly, raptors burst in through the window and eat everybody, attracted to the scent of fear! The Fighter Warrior shrieks like a little girl, then tries to take on the raptors... by taking a quiz on how well he would survive in a raptor attack. The quiz gives him a zero (because nobody can ever survive a raptor attack) and the Fighter Warrior's head is bitten straight off his body. The Warrior has too much health to be felled by a mere raptor, though, and his head ravels down the raptor's gullet, meeting some friends and fighting the raptor's internal organs along the way in a feel-good movie of the decade. The Warrior's head joins a band of rag-tag heroes who have also been digested by the velociraptor, and travels upstream, meeting many strangers and solving sidequests along the way, and after destroying the esophagus, pancreas, colon, and spleen of the raptor while traveling on its hemoglobin highway (in a mini submarine) the Fighter Warrior and friends confront the velociraptor's surprisingly gigantic brain, and after a long and tiring battle with no respawns and only two vulnaries, they defeat the brain and immediately teleport back out of the now-slightly-dead raptor, which is still not dead and eat them all again. The Fighter Warrior's head has to do everything over again, and once again destroys the raptor's brain which has magically reappeared because of wizards, but then the raptor's brain activates its latent psychic powers and blows up the head! Unfortunately, the Fighter Warrior still has a hefty chunk of health, and the gibbed pieces of head miraculously regrow back into a whole Fighter Warrior. However, it seems while the Warrior was eaten by a raptor, dinosaurs have taken over the Earth, and by extension the whole server! Steve and Alex have been renamed to Steveosaurus and Alexesaurus, and everyone on the server is walking the dinosaur! The controllers in the back of the room are all dinosaurs - one is a T-rex, one is a dromiceiomimus, another is a utahraptor, and they all talk about various amusing subjects in the same position all the time! The Fighter Warrior is horrified, because since he spent so long in the belly of the velociraptor he now loathes dinosaurs, and punches out all of the controllers himself. They immediately explode into gore, and then the robot (which is now a compsognathus) falls over head-first, crushing the Fighter Warrior, and only the Fighter Warrior, for some reason! The head of the robot pops off the rest of it comically, sending the mangled gore bits and Fighter Warrior bouncing around the inside of the head and making lots of rattling noises. The head then gets squished by an apatosaurus angry that its name was changed, and the Fighter Warrior is squished into a pancake. However, his MASSIVE health allows him to survive unharmed... until the raptor venom gets to him. Nobody can ever survive a raptor attack. The Warrior then falls over dead and experiences an out-of-body experience, but actually he just accidentally pressed the G button. However, it also means that his keyboard is slightly more worn out, and the very slight wear is the last camel on the straw's back, breaking his keyboard, allowing a bunch of people to surround the Fighter Warrior and kick him in his warrior fighting face repeatedly.
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And everyone manages to just decide to murder him before I even get a chance. Well! Looks like we'll...Uh, maybe fighting AND talking at the same time? That's a possibility! A fight shows who one really is, can't lie!
Endorfall doesn't believe this, so I invite him to take a truth test involving fighting dudes! He accepts. After writing out a personality questionaire, which is actually accurate to his real self to the letter, the fighting bit begins. The first part is punching a guy in the face. The target is willing! He passes the first question with flying colors and doesn't feel guilty, but accidentally murders him! As this was one of the Controllers, he facepalms hard enough to kill an army! Unfortunately, he was smarter than to repeat the incident with the Head's super cannons being forced to fire upon the Regeneration Arm, so this fails to kill him. This coincidentally makes him pass the second question! Then the third question arrives, and he has to punch a blindfolded Yorlu! He gladly manages it and passes spectacularly, but Yorlu is super-tanky so he survives and riddles Endorfall full of arrows, unaware that it's Endorfall. Then question four arrives, and he has to fight down a Red Superfortress! He passes, but doesn't get very far before the superfortress and its many armaments slam into his face like a nuke. Then question five-some native Woylywos denizens! I tanked them effortlessly, but I was over 9999 leagues above them, while Endorfall isn't. He's merely equal. He passes, but takes a lot of lethal sharp claws in his face for his troubles. Then question six-the Red Tank Unit! He passes despite not even landing a hit because the Tanks littered him with that many rounds. The final question-me, but at full power! He passes, again, but he does not even get to look at me funny before I blow up his leg. Oh, and then a Velociraptor attacks him for good measure, triggering his fear and loathing of raptors that Ka_Doink's previous attack instilled upon him.
Endorfall is delighted he passed with flying colors and now fully believes that fighting reveals the truth of a man! However, this is not enough delight to begin patching up the wounds he just received. Also, passing does not mean he killed them. Or even scratched them. Just that he tried.
I pull out a lightsaber and slice through the fighter warrior's blade.
Enough randomly attacking us from Blue, and we might be persuaded to not switch. Right now we're listening.
I also Force-"confuse" the Fighter Warrior, making him walk around dazedly so he can still talk, but not attack.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Actually, you were supposed to get XP, I just forgot. +14 XP!
Enderofall isn't fazed, because you just made that up! He easily deflects your attack! +8 XP!
You fail! +10 XP!
As you move to shove the cherry pie down his throat, before you activate Flaming destruction, Enderofall moves quickly and slams you so hard you go flying across the room!
+28 XP!
Enderofall10000: I HAVE been on the server a long time, it's true. I was known for long periods of inactivity, and usually, I didn't go on many important missions. I had power, but I never took it seriously until now! I was always just on for fun... I never looked too carefully at what the rest of my team was doing! But, looking back, I really should have! So, I can't tell you any more than Nyrah did... But I CAN try to stop the situation from getting any worse!
Unfortunately, his HP is already an even number! +11 XP!
Enderofall: Well..OBVIOUSLY I didn't mean me!
Enderofall10000 doesn't even let you get close enough to start with the railroad spike, but he does take on the trials!
He starts by smashing all the windows that open, every second, until the trial is over! Then, he smashes the unlights until they turn back into lights, turns up his monitor settings, and takes out his massive multivatiman that he carries everywhere with him, and then eats it! And then he kills the grue. Then, he ends the enderman with one attack! He kills both the assault drone and the ghost assault drone, then gives up because your quest was too easy!
+29 XP!
Before you even get close, he hits the ground with a wave attack, making you trip! +8 XP!
The Fighter Warrior survives the raptor attack, by killing all the raptors in one hit! And saving the world from all dinosaurs! As a reward, the rest of the world gratefully offers him infinite healing items, which he politely declines because he doesn't need them! +37 XP!
Enderofall: Hey, I can fight and talk at the same time!
Enderofall punches the controller so hard, he successfully sends him around the (infinite) dimensional loop of the afterlife, bringing him back to where he was before! After he punches Yorlu, he just does a spinny circle-thing with his axe, blocking ALL the arrows! He summons two more of him from alternate realities, and then the rest of the test faints from sheer fear, even the fortress which can't faint, making him pass! Obviously, you don't faint, so he just politely offers you a cookie, and since you haven't had a cookie in at LEAST 3 hours, you desperately accept and cede the last question to him! +32 XP!
He has an axe, not a blade! Also, he put points into "force resistance" at one point in an RPG, so he is immune to your force! +10 XP!
ENEMY PHASE:
Enderofall10000: Hah! It's my turn now. You can keep attacking all you want, but I can keep blocking! FOREVER!
Enderofall throws his axe in a spin at Omglolsguy, Netpatham, and Pricey12345! Netpatham and Pricey die, but Tazz protects Omglolsguy and takes 250 damage in the process!
Suddenly, you see a blinding light in the control room's window! It starts to get a bit hotter than normal in the room...as, suddenly, the blocks on the top of the robot's head explode! You look up, and see Yorlu, along with someone else!
Yorlu: Fighter Warrior? Heh, I have to admit I WAS sort of expecting this!
Enderofall10000: Yorlu! I have a few things to say to you!
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: I do too, actually.
Yorlu: I'm so sorry, I just don't have the TIME to assist you! I was planning on infiltrating this room, but I see you've already got it covered, so I can go back to pounding mooks! But, the fighter warrior is a...serious...opponent, I must admit. Do you need any...help?
Netpatham: ...Maybe.
Enderofall10000: Shut up! I'm coming for you!
Enderofall leaps for Yorlu's ship! But Yorlu raises it up just a bit, and his attack falls short!
Yorlu: Now then! Brewsky, why don't you use your special brand of magic on this guy!
Brewsky: But of course!
Brewsky drops down behind you, and Yorlu flies away.
Enderofall10000: See that? That's the guy you're fighting for. We don't have people like that on the blue team!
Twinbuilder: ...I don't think it's that simple.
Brewsky: I , for one, have no problems! Now then, Enderofall, I have some special potions for YOU! Just...give me some time to set up my special brewing kit! Here's a bunch of materials!
He throws an indeterminate amount of Material at you!
Okay, so, if you want to keep fighting, you need to defend Brewsky! The fighter is going to go on an all-out assault, and it's going to take more than a guard chain to stop him(you can still try that, at the cost of your life)! so, use your turns to erect defense around Brewsky! He's given you plenty of material, so go all-out with your creativity to establish more effective barriers!
THE BATTLEFIELD:
Location: Ultimate Blue Destroyer Robot, Slightly Destroyed Control Room
Blue forces:
Enderofall: Fighter Warrior, level 40: 2500/2500 HP, 600 MD, Titanfall Axe(+150 MD, +1 unit attack), Boost armor(+400 HP, +50 MD), (Deletion: 1/2)(Final Wave: 1/8) (attack-defense) (has Hero Crest)
I forgot to put it on last turn, but his Hero Crest is droppable. The Hero Crest is the promotion item for fighters.
Players:
ManiacMasteR: Mage, level 10: 147/147 HP, 33/165 XP, 20 MD, 9/26 Mana, Sharpness III Diamond sword(+9 MD)/Protection II Gold armor(+85 HP)(Recharge:2/3)(heal field: 2/4)(has potion of resistance)
Ka_Doink: Fighter, level 12: 125/131 HP, 95/260 XP, 38 MD, Gold sword(+9 MD)/Diamond armor(+40 HP) (flaming destruction: 2/3)(Team Fighting: Ready!)(minicrits: 1/3)(has potion of resistance)(has milk gun, 3 uses left)(has neutralize page, 3 uses left)
Twinbuilder: Fighter, level 10: 123/128 HP, 58/200 XP, 34 MD, Sharpness I Wrap Blade(+11 MD)(legendary, can stun enemies)/Protection I Diamond armor(+50 HP) (flaming destruction: Ready!)(team fighting: Ready!)(has milk gun, 1 use left)
Fseftr: Fighter, level 10: 121/127 HP, 165/200 XP, 30 MD, Sharpness I Diamond sword(+7 MD)/Protection I Diamond armor(+50 HP) (flaming destruction: Ready!)(team fighting: 1/4)(has potion of strength)(has revival talisman)
Cobaltshade: Mage, level 12: 180/180 HP, 173/260 XP, 26 MD, 17/30 Mana Sharpness III Gold sword(+12 MD)/Protection III Gold armor(+95 HP)(Recharge: 2/3)(Heal Field: 2/4)(siphon, passive)(has golden apple)(has Lightning page, 3 uses left)(has milk gun, 2 uses left)(has spare gold sword)
Netpatham: Mage, level 10: 0/131 HP, 72/200 XP, 22 MD, 26/26 Mana Sharpness III Gold sword(+12 MD)/Protection II Diamond armor(+60 HP)(Recharge: 2/3)(Heal Field: 2/4)
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: Tank, level 13: 45/295 HP, 251/300 XP, 41 MD, Sharpness II Gold sword(+11 MD)/Protection III Gold armor(+95 HP) (mirror shield: 2/3)(ground slam:2/4) (overprotective spirit, active) (has milk gun, 3 uses left)(guarding generic)
BioShock_Rules: Fighter, level 12: 125/131 HP, 111/260 XP, 37 MD, Gold sword(+9 MD)/Diamond armor(+40 HP) (flaming destruction: Ready!)(team fighting: 3/4) (minicrits: 0/3)(has milk gun, 3 uses left)
omglolsguy: Mage, level 9: 106/106 HP, 131/165 XP, 16 MD, 13.5/24 Mana, Diamond sword(+6 MD)/Diamond armor(+40 HP)(Recharge: Ready!)(heal field: Ready!)
The_Idea_Modpack_Man: Tank, level 9: 169/178 HP, 41/165 XP, 19 MD, Diamond sword(+6 MD)/Diamond armor(+40 HP) (mirror shield: Ready!) (ground slam: Ready!)(has milk gun, 3 uses left)
The_Serpent: Shaman, level 9: 79/84 HP, 26/165 XP, 21 MD, 22/22 Mana, Diamond sword(+6 MD)/Iron armor(+25 HP) (Drain: Ready!)(sacrifice: Ready!)
OverlordXcano: Shaman, level 9: 99/99 HP, 75/165 XP, 21 MD, 22/22 Mana, Diamond sword(+6 MD)/Diamond armor(+40 HP)(Drain: 2/3)(sacrifice: 2/4)(has light wall page, 3 uses left)
Knight3165: Shaman, level 9: 84/84 HP, 145/165 XP, 22 MD, 14/22 Mana, Diamond sword(+6 MD)/Iron armor(+25 HP)(Drain: Ready!)(sacrifice: Ready!)
Pricey12345: Fighter, level 10: 0/156 HP, 58/200 XP, 29 MD, Diamond sword(+6 MD)/Thorny breastplate(+80 HP, legendary, damages people who attempt to attack it) (flaming destruction: 1/3)(team fighting: 1/4)(has potion of resistance III)
Insert_Generic_Username: Mage, level 9: 92/92 HP, 155/165 XP, 17 MD, 19/24 Mana Diamond sword(+6 MD)/Iron armor(+25 HP)(Recharge: Ready!)(Heal Field: Ready!)(being guarded by Tazz)
Red forces:
Brewsky: Alchemist, level 2: 2000/2000 HP, 80 MD, 45/45 Mana, Potion Sword(+18 MD, inflicts a random status effect every attack)/Obsidian Armor(+120 HP) (spellbook: Lighting, Special Mix) (brewing a special potion, will be done in 2 turns) (boss)
SPELLBOOK:
Mages: Freeze(5 Mana), Thunder(8 Mana), Lightning(13 Mana)
Shamans: Poison(4 Mana), Pestilence(9 Mana), Light wall(15 Mana)
Sage+Druid+Magic Knight(combo spell): Universal combo strike(75 Mana from each)
Other:
Tiny box(can't be interacted with)
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I start placing my materials around Brewsky, using my tongue to hold them together.
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I build a brick wall around Brewsky, pushing Humpty Dumpty off the wall in the process.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I build a giant tower to conceal Brewsky in. But the Fighter Warrior sees through the disguise and tries to Destroy the Tower. First, he tries to hit the tower with a juggling club. But the tower absorbs it, making itself stronger! Then the Fighter Warrior places C4 on the side of the tower, hoping to knock it over with the blast. But the tower uses the explosion to fuse its parts tighter, making itself stronger! Then he attacks with resonating dubstep. However, the tower loves dubstep, making itself stronger! Then the Warrior FUS RO DAHs at it! But the tower counters with a HAD OR SUF, and adds two Rs, making it hard or surf! The hard makes the tower harder, the surf makers the tower cooler, and both end up making the tower stronger! The Fighter Warrior sends an army of endermen at the tower to break it using a bunch of spawn eggs. But the endermen randomly pull dirt from the ground and then place it on the tower, making the tower stronger! He then digs the dirt up under the tower, hoping it will fall. But then the dirt is carried away by the endermen and placed back on the tower, and also gravity doesn't exist, making the tower stronger! But then, a heroic recycle bin appears out of nowhere, and reinforces the tower with its rubbish, increasing the tower's defense and making the tower stronger! This recycle bin is angrily beat up by the Fighter Warrior for it interfering with his attack on the tower, and an army of tower defenders come out of the woodworks (of the tower) starting an all-out war between the defenders and the attacker(s)! A gigantic mecha by the name of Terratron is built by the Fighter Warrior, but the defenders break it down into pieces, and then the tower absorbs it! A mysterious statue whose mysteriousity is rivaled only be its statuosity is constructed, but it suddenly gets sucked into the tower! Then the Terratron returns, and explodes the Fighter Warrior away from the tower forever, thus allowing it to rebuild itself a lot!
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I borrow Brewski's brewing kit to brew a broth to just the right specifications that when i drink it, i am whisked away to an alternate dimension filled with power-ups that heal one point of health each. I then run around for approximately 142 minutes putting as many as i can into a pouch i made seven months, nine days ago that is labeled "Pouch for storage of seemingly useless power-ups found in alternate dimensions". How specifically suited this pouch is for the purpose of picking up these power-ups suddenly hits me, making me wonder why i'd make such a specific pouch, so i look through my scattered notes. After 48 minutes, i finally come across the correct set of notes, which i then begin to look through for reasons i would craft such a pouch. After reading all of those notes, i find that all this has made me quite hungry, so i go back to where i entered the dimension and drink the rest of the broth, bringing me back to the inside of the robot. I then steal a random pie and eat all of it to replenish the energy i used in that ordeal. Then i remember that i had found the reason for the pouch, and pull a string on the inside of it, converting it into a chain gun, and i start firing the +1 HP powerups at Tazz.
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Meanwhile, in the thrawls of the Multiverse, TT2K has just made the most creative idea for defending the Owl Shield in DTG2 ever made! His fingers have typed for ages and he has literally sweat out bullets in his quest for greatness! But barring any unforeseeable accidents, he has just made a move that will forever define the forum game and make him a living legend! Unfortunately he can't really remember it on his own and forgot to put this down anwyhere else, but such was his creative fervors!
I then tap him on the shoulder, and remind him that I was guarding neither Net nor Omglols but rather Generic. He turns to face me, giving me somewhat compelling evidence but refusing to undo his damage to me, at which point he turns back and realizes I've managed to ninja-delete all of his work, but memorized it! After a copious amount of bartering, he agrees to the information back in exchange for some HP, because there's no real point in killing off Net. He agrees and resumes doing what he was doing, only to realize that all of his previous statement was stupid and realizes that what he does is not going to work nearly as well as he thought it was. Ah well! Back to the drawing board.
Back in Infinite War, I use the knowledge of TT2K's ultimate original defensive maneuver to generate a completely different ultimate original defensive maneuver of my own! People stare at it a while before finally being able to do things productive again, such is it's limitless creativity and originality. Well, in-universe anyways. I supplement it with considerable amounts of HearthStone Cards, which are then collected by some of the world's most evil Hearthstone Players (like, legit evil, no-one will care for their passing, legit legit about this), which I then trap with the spirit of attaching beefy things to shields.
I ask why the Fighter Warrior bothered with the crazy package if he wasn't going to be on that much.
I build a Hypercube around Brewsky, with lots of third-dimensional whacking-people bits.
I then ask if Blue's accusations are in fact true.
((I have a plan. NO-ONE REVEAL WHAT BLUE ACCUSES RED OF DOING))
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I start making a lot of very bad pixel art to conceal Brewsky, including a horrible attempt at making a giant creeper, a Bal-27, the Lost, and Mega Man. None of my pixel art even closely resembles what they're supposed to be, and they're rather creepy. Annoyed, I break them all down and reconstruct them as pixel art of a brick wall. It actually resembles a wall, and it begins functioning as one.
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So attacking him is completely pointless but still gives XP? Excellent. Also, my abilities don't seem to be charging.
I use flaming destruction, and slice at Enderofall so half heartedly that he catches it and half his heart explodes.
Truly, that was the best use of my ability.
I blow my whistle, and immediately a horde of TARDISes appear! Out of the TARDISes come a metric ton of Engineers, all of whom have some odd mechanical arm! They quickly throw out a horde of mini-sentries, then transform their arms into Short Circuits! The Fighter-Warrior laughs, but then realizes that those are pre-nerf Short Circuits, which was so devastating that the most powerful offensive tool in the game, buffed beyond all reason, was utterly helpless against it. While he ponders his strategy for taking out the Mini-Sentries and the Short Circuit Engineers, I've managed to place about a thousand Dispensers in a strategic multi-layer fortification, dispensing critical metal to the Engineers and ensuring that they will forever be able to hold the Fighter Warrior off, barring any inconceivable instances. I take the TARDISes and immediately place them in a wall behind the Dispenser Wall just in case. Suddenly, out of the TARDISes come Medics with a ready ubercharge, which renders them and the people the Medic decide to heal invulnerable for a whooping eight seconds. They can target the Engineers outside for those eight seconds, further reinforcing the barrier via defensive techniques!
Joins team Blue.
Grabs Barret M82A1.
Nothing can save you now...
Let's do some math.
1/3 = 0.333...
1/3 * 3 = 1
0.333... * 3 = 0.999...
1 = 0.999...
1 - 0.999... = 0.999... - 0.999...
0.0...1 = 0
0.0...1 * 10... = 0 * 10...
1 = 0
*points out that we're fighting as a team, sadly, and that you're on Red whether we like it or not.*
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I start placing my materials around Brewsky, using my tongue to hold them together.
Weak barrier added! +10 XP!
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I build a brick wall around Brewsky, pushing Humpty Dumpty off the wall in the process.
Weak barrier added! +10 XP!
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I build a giant tower to conceal Brewsky in. But the Fighter Warrior sees through the disguise and tries to Destroy the Tower. First, he tries to hit the tower with a juggling club. But the tower absorbs it, making itself stronger! Then the Fighter Warrior places C4 on the side of the tower, hoping to knock it over with the blast. But the tower uses the explosion to fuse its parts tighter, making itself stronger! Then he attacks with resonating dubstep. However, the tower loves dubstep, making itself stronger! Then the Warrior FUS RO DAHs at it! But the tower counters with a HAD OR SUF, and adds two Rs, making it hard or surf! The hard makes the tower harder, the surf makers the tower cooler, and both end up making the tower stronger! The Fighter Warrior sends an army of endermen at the tower to break it using a bunch of spawn eggs. But the endermen randomly pull dirt from the ground and then place it on the tower, making the tower stronger! He then digs the dirt up under the tower, hoping it will fall. But then the dirt is carried away by the endermen and placed back on the tower, and also gravity doesn't exist, making the tower stronger! But then, a heroic recycle bin appears out of nowhere, and reinforces the tower with its rubbish, increasing the tower's defense and making the tower stronger! This recycle bin is angrily beat up by the Fighter Warrior for it interfering with his attack on the tower, and an army of tower defenders come out of the woodworks (of the tower) starting an all-out war between the defenders and the attacker(s)! A gigantic mecha by the name of Terratron is built by the Fighter Warrior, but the defenders break it down into pieces, and then the tower absorbs it! A mysterious statue whose mysteriousity is rivaled only be its statuosity is constructed, but it suddenly gets sucked into the tower! Then the Terratron returns, and explodes the Fighter Warrior away from the tower forever, thus allowing it to rebuild itself a lot!
Super-strong barrier added! +40 XP!
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I borrow Brewski's brewing kit to brew a broth to just the right specifications that when i drink it, i am whisked away to an alternate dimension filled with power-ups that heal one point of health each. I then run around for approximately 142 minutes putting as many as i can into a pouch i made seven months, nine days ago that is labeled "Pouch for storage of seemingly useless power-ups found in alternate dimensions". How specifically suited this pouch is for the purpose of picking up these power-ups suddenly hits me, making me wonder why i'd make such a specific pouch, so i look through my scattered notes. After 48 minutes, i finally come across the correct set of notes, which i then begin to look through for reasons i would craft such a pouch. After reading all of those notes, i find that all this has made me quite hungry, so i go back to where i entered the dimension and drink the rest of the broth, bringing me back to the inside of the robot. I then steal a random pie and eat all of it to replenish the energy i used in that ordeal. Then i remember that i had found the reason for the pouch, and pull a string on the inside of it, converting it into a chain gun, and i start firing the +1 HP powerups at Tazz.
+115 HP to Tazz! +23 XP!
LEVEL UP! +5 HP! +2 MD! +2 Mana cap! +.5 Mana regen!
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Meanwhile, in the thrawls of the Multiverse, TT2K has just made the most creative idea for defending the Owl Shield in DTG2 ever made! His fingers have typed for ages and he has literally sweat out bullets in his quest for greatness! But barring any unforeseeable accidents, he has just made a move that will forever define the forum game and make him a living legend! Unfortunately he can't really remember it on his own and forgot to put this down anwyhere else, but such was his creative fervors!
I then tap him on the shoulder, and remind him that I was guarding neither Net nor Omglols but rather Generic. He turns to face me, giving me somewhat compelling evidence but refusing to undo his damage to me, at which point he turns back and realizes I've managed to ninja-delete all of his work, but memorized it! After a copious amount of bartering, he agrees to the information back in exchange for some HP, because there's no real point in killing off Net. He agrees and resumes doing what he was doing, only to realize that all of his previous statement was stupid and realizes that what he does is not going to work nearly as well as he thought it was. Ah well! Back to the drawing board.
Back in Infinite War, I use the knowledge of TT2K's ultimate original defensive maneuver to generate a completely different ultimate original defensive maneuver of my own! People stare at it a while before finally being able to do things productive again, such is it's limitless creativity and originality. Well, in-universe anyways. I supplement it with considerable amounts of HearthStone Cards, which are then collected by some of the world's most evil Hearthstone Players (like, legit evil, no-one will care for their passing, legit legit about this), which I then trap with the spirit of attaching beefy things to shields.
I ask why the Fighter Warrior bothered with the crazy package if he wasn't going to be on that much.
So…you’re trying to heal yourself over a mistake I actually DIDN’T make, AND set up a barrier? Okay.
+50 HP to yourself! Medial barrier added! +31 XP!
Enderofall: What? I just…wanted it, I guess.
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I Respawn
You don’t respawn! You just wait a turn, and you’ll get back up automatically.
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I build a Hypercube around Brewsky, with lots of third-dimensional whacking-people bits.
I then ask if Blue's accusations are in fact true.
((I have a plan. NO-ONE REVEAL WHAT BLUE ACCUSES RED OF DOING))
You can’t build a barrier, because you have the negative status condition that is DEATH. But, your voice reaches Enderofall from the Minecraft afterlife…
Enderofall10000: What? Of course I believe that Blue’s accusations are true, but…are you trying to do some trick thing?
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I start making a lot of very bad pixel art to conceal Brewsky, including a horrible attempt at making a giant creeper, a Bal-27, the Lost, and Mega Man. None of my pixel art even closely resembles what they're supposed to be, and they're rather creepy. Annoyed, I break them all down and reconstruct them as pixel art of a brick wall. It actually resembles a wall, and it begins functioning as one.
Medial barrier added! +20 XP!
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So attacking him is completely pointless but still gives XP? Excellent. Also, my abilities don't seem to be charging.
I use flaming destruction, and slice at Enderofall so half heartedly that he catches it and half his heart explodes.
Truly, that was the best use of my ability.
Ah, I forgot ability charge again! You’ll all charge at double-speed this turn to make up for it!
Enderofall stares you in the face so hard you fall over, before you can even use your ability! You gain no XP, because I only let you have it to take the sting out of your attacks failing, and now you’re trying to abuse it!
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I Hide Behind the Wall and i Cannot Touch the Box Because Enderofall is so Powerful he can Destroy us
Okay?
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I blow my whistle, and immediately a horde of TARDISes appear! Out of the TARDISes come a metric ton of Engineers, all of whom have some odd mechanical arm! They quickly throw out a horde of mini-sentries, then transform their arms into Short Circuits! The Fighter-Warrior laughs, but then realizes that those are pre-nerf Short Circuits, which was so devastating that the most powerful offensive tool in the game, buffed beyond all reason, was utterly helpless against it. While he ponders his strategy for taking out the Mini-Sentries and the Short Circuit Engineers, I've managed to place about a thousand Dispensers in a strategic multi-layer fortification, dispensing critical metal to the Engineers and ensuring that they will forever be able to hold the Fighter Warrior off, barring any inconceivable instances. I take the TARDISes and immediately place them in a wall behind the Dispenser Wall just in case. Suddenly, out of the TARDISes come Medics with a ready ubercharge, which renders them and the people the Medic decide to heal invulnerable for a whooping eight seconds. They can target the Engineers outside for those eight seconds, further reinforcing the barrier via defensive techniques!
Strong barrier added! +30 XP!
LEVEL UP! +17 HP! +2 MD!
ENEMY PHASE:
Enderofall sees that he has 2 weak barriers, 2 medial barriers, a strong barrier, and a super-strong barrier in front of him! He starts with his wave attack, easily smashing the weak barriers! Then, he brings in a giant tank of his own, literally made of fire (after he’s drunk a fire resistance potion), and uses it to roll straight over the medial barriers! Finally, he leaps into the air and grabs a basketball hoop! He sets it up so the hoop is located 10000000 feet in the air. Then, he grabs the strong and super-strong barrier, and hold them up in the air near the hoop! They just KNOW they’re about to be slam-dunked, so they wait in fear, with the fear slowly increasing over time. He keeps them there for a time-dilated 3 years, giving them plenty of time to both fear, and starve due to lack of food or water. Finally, he slam dunks them! Despite all the years they had to build up fear, it was WAY worse than they were expecting! The strong barrier and super-strong barrier are destroyed!
Enderofall: I’ve got an even better one next turn! And maybe I’ll extend my reach to hit you too, Brewsky!
Brewsky; Don’t worry guys, I’ll have this potion done in one…more…turn…
All dead players respawn!
THE BATTLEFIELD:
Location: Ultimate Blue Destroyer Robot, Slightly Destroyed Control Room
Blue forces:
Enderofall: Fighter Warrior, level 40: 2500/2500 HP, 600 MD, Titanfall Axe(+150 MD, +1 unit attack), Boost armor(+400 HP, +50 MD), (Deletion: Ready!)(Final Wave: 2/8) (attack-defense) (has Hero Crest)
Players:
ManiacMasteR: Mage, level 10: 147/147 HP, 43/165 XP, 20 MD, 15/26 Mana, Sharpness III Diamond sword(+9 MD)/Protection II Gold armor(+85 HP)(Recharge: Ready!)(heal field: Ready!)(has potion of resistance)
Ka_Doink: Fighter, level 12: 125/131 HP, 135/260 XP, 38 MD, Gold sword(+9 MD)/Diamond armor(+40 HP) (flaming destruction: Ready!)(Team Fighting: Ready!)(minicrits: 1/3)(has potion of resistance)(has milk gun, 3 uses left)(has neutralize page, 3 uses left)
Twinbuilder: Fighter, level 10: 123/128 HP, 58/200 XP, 34 MD, Sharpness I Wrap Blade(+11 MD)(legendary, can stun enemies)/Protection I Diamond armor(+50 HP) (flaming destruction: Ready!)(team fighting: Ready!)(has milk gun, 1 use left)
Fseftr: Fighter, level 10: 121/127 HP, 165/200 XP, 30 MD, Sharpness I Diamond sword(+7 MD)/Protection I Diamond armor(+50 HP) (flaming destruction: Ready!)(team fighting: 3/4)(has potion of strength)(has revival talisman)
Cobaltshade: Mage, level 12: 180/180 HP, 173/260 XP, 26 MD, 23/30 Mana Sharpness III Gold sword(+12 MD)/Protection III Gold armor(+95 HP)(Recharge: Ready!)(Heal Field: Ready!)(siphon, passive)(has golden apple)(has Lightning page, 3 uses left)(has milk gun, 2 uses left)(has spare gold sword)
Netpatham: Mage, level 10: 131/131 HP, 72/200 XP, 22 MD, 26/26 Mana Sharpness III Gold sword(+12 MD)/Protection II Diamond armor(+60 HP)(Recharge: 1/3)(Heal Field: 1/4)
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: Tank, level 14: 210/312 HP, 12/340 XP, 43 MD, Sharpness II Gold sword(+11 MD)/Protection III Gold armor(+95 HP) (mirror shield: Ready!)(ground slam:Ready!) (overprotective spirit, active) (has milk gun, 3 uses left)(guarding generic)
BioShock_Rules: Fighter, level 12: 125/131 HP, 141/260 XP, 37 MD, Gold sword(+9 MD)/Diamond armor(+40 HP) (flaming destruction: Ready!)(team fighting: Ready!) (minicrits: 0/3)(has milk gun, 3 uses left)
omglolsguy: Mage, level 9: 106/106 HP, 131/165 XP, 16 MD, 18.5/24 Mana, Diamond sword(+6 MD)/Diamond armor(+40 HP)(Recharge: Ready!)(heal field: Ready!)
The_Idea_Modpack_Man: Tank, level 9: 169/178 HP, 41/165 XP, 19 MD, Diamond sword(+6 MD)/Diamond armor(+40 HP) (mirror shield: Ready!) (ground slam: Ready!)(has milk gun, 3 uses left)
The_Serpent: Shaman, level 9: 79/84 HP, 26/165 XP, 21 MD, 22/22 Mana, Diamond sword(+6 MD)/Iron armor(+25 HP) (Drain: Ready!)(sacrifice: Ready!)
OverlordXcano: Shaman, level 9: 99/99 HP, 75/165 XP, 21 MD, 22/22 Mana, Diamond sword(+6 MD)/Diamond armor(+40 HP)(Drain: Ready!)(sacrifice: Ready!)(has light wall page, 3 uses left)
Knight3165: Shaman, level 10: 84/89 HP, 3/165 XP, 24 MD, 20/24 Mana, Diamond sword(+6 MD)/Iron armor(+25 HP)(Drain: Ready!)(sacrifice: Ready!)
Pricey12345: Fighter, level 10: 156/156 HP, 58/200 XP, 29 MD, Diamond sword(+6 MD)/Thorny breastplate(+80 HP, legendary, damages people who attempt to attack it) (flaming destruction: 1/3)(team fighting: 1/4)(has potion of resistance III)
Insert_Generic_Username: Mage, level 9: 92/92 HP, 155/165 XP, 17 MD, 24/24 Mana Diamond sword(+6 MD)/Iron armor(+25 HP)(Recharge: Ready!)(Heal Field: Ready!)(being guarded by Tazz)
Red forces:
Brewsky: Alchemist, level 2: 2000/2000 HP, 80 MD, 45/45 Mana, Potion Sword(+18 MD, inflicts a random status effect every attack)/Obsidian Armor(+120 HP) (spellbook: Lighting, Special Mix) (brewing a special potion, will be done in 1 turn) (boss)
SPELLBOOK:
Mages: Freeze(5 Mana), Thunder(8 Mana), Lightning(13 Mana)
Shamans: Poison(4 Mana), Pestilence(9 Mana), Light wall(15 Mana)
Sage+Druid+Magic Knight(combo spell): Universal combo strike(75 Mana from each)
Other:
Tiny box(can't be interacted with)
Money: $2360
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I run out of ideas, so I BODYGUARD Brewsky!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED