tatortodd22 had a sinking feeling before the end (sand) tatortodd22 took the red pill (died due to some kind of consumption..get it? he was taken from the digital simulation?....)
(can randomly appear after a death) psychowafflezz is dead. Not big surprise. (TF2 anyone?)
(death by wolf) psychowafflezz was mistaken for a chew toy.
(enderman) psychowafflezz had a staring contest with an enderman. psychowafflezz lost.
(fall) psychowafflezz achieved terminal velocity.
(zombie) psychowafflezz thought the zombie wanted a hug.
(zombie) psychowafflezz appears to have very tasty brains.
(ghast) psychowafflezz tried to comfort the crying ghast. It didn't work.
(fall) psychowafflezz became modern art.
(spider) psychowafflezz now has arachnophobia.
(TNT) psychowafflezz tried to be a creeper.
(death inside house) psychowafflezz painted their walls red.
(killed by monsters in the dark) psychowafflezz, just because you can't see them, doesn't mean they can't see you.
(poison) Don't eat the mushrooms, psychowafflezz!
(arrows) psychowafflezz was turned into shish kebab.
(potion) psychowafflezz really needs to label his potions.
(silverfish) I guess psychowafflezz really wanted that stone brick.
darthvader45 got garroted by gravel. (Just so you guys know, to garrot someone is like suffocation, except by a wire, rope, etc.) See Bolt Penguin for more info.
What about...
What goes up must come down, right, ijasonl97? (death by falling)
ijasonl97 lost a staring contest with an Enderman (death from an Enderman)
(Death by potion)
Sqatter learned that taking drugs is bad for your health
Sqatter burned in goo
(Death by arrow)
Sqatter stood in the line of fire
(Repeated death)
Sqatter is probably smashing his face into his keyboard
(Death by zombie pigman)
Sqatter didn't realize what the golden swords were for
(Death by enderman)
Sqatter wasn't thinking with portals
(Death by Enderdragon)
Sqatter tried.
Sqatter tripped into the portal
(Death by creeper/TNT)
Sqatter forgot what that sound meant.
Sqatter's insides are outside
(Death by zombie)
Sqatter wondered where the guns were
Sqatter needs a better combo-weapon
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The ground hit back.
tatortodd22 took the red pill (died due to some kind of consumption..get it? he was taken from the digital simulation?....)
(death by wolf) psychowafflezz was mistaken for a chew toy.
(fall) psychowafflezz achieved terminal velocity.
(zombie) psychowafflezz thought the zombie wanted a hug.
(zombie) psychowafflezz appears to have very tasty brains.
(ghast) psychowafflezz tried to comfort the crying ghast. It didn't work.
(fall) psychowafflezz became modern art.
(spider) psychowafflezz now has arachnophobia.
(TNT) psychowafflezz tried to be a creeper.
(death inside house) psychowafflezz painted their walls red.
(killed by monsters in the dark) psychowafflezz, just because you can't see them, doesn't mean they can't see you.
(poison) Don't eat the mushrooms, psychowafflezz!
(arrows) psychowafflezz was turned into shish kebab.
(potion) psychowafflezz really needs to label his potions.
(silverfish) I guess psychowafflezz really wanted that stone brick.
You know what? That joke is getting old. I probably shouldn't post it.
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SmashGalaxy100 rode a pig off a cliff and jumped to avoid fall damage. Not even in Minecraft, SmashGalaxy100.
SmashGalaxy100 was teleported to a flying admin.
SmashGalaxy100 tried scuba diving in gravel.
SmashGalaxy100 can't breath sand.
SmashGalaxy100 practices stop drop and burn.
SmashGalaxy100 won a water drinking contest.
SmashGalaxy100 now has a bunk underwater.
SmashGalaxy100 was mimicing a fish. He is now mimicing a soggy boulder.
SmashGalaxy100 choked on a squid.
SmashGalaxy100 anchored his boat in the flaming red sea.
SmashGalaxy100 became a component of a nether portal.
SmashGalaxy100: "So that's not boiling red water?"
SmashGalaxy100 looked in the hole to see if a despencer was loaded. It was.
SmashGalaxy100 was a vegetarian to the end.
SmashGalaxy100 is no forager.
SmashGalaxy100 slept on tnt.
SmashGalaxy100 now knows a good use for gunpowder.
SmashGalaxy100 'thought that potion tasted funny.'
SmashGalaxy100 is now educated about poison.
SmashGalaxy100 can't stomach rotten flesh.
SmashGalaxy100 ate a spider eye. He is as brave as he is dead.
SmashGalaxy100 climbed a mountain during a thunderstorm.
SmashGalaxy100 loves the void. It does not love him.
SmashGalaxy100 is somewhere underneath the bedrock.
SmashGalaxy100 swore out Notch.
SmashGalaxy100 taunted Jeb.
SmashGalaxy100 got on the admin's 'good' side.
SmashGalaxy100 let a skeleton arrow him in the knee.
SmashGalaxy100 has tasty brains.
SmashGalaxy100 met charllot's older cousin. Some bite!
SmashGalaxy100 played hide and seek with a creeper. Found you!
SmashGalaxy100 congregated the green ooze.
SmashGalaxy100 thought the green blob was living jello.
SmashGalaxy100 figured it was just a big rock-eating worm. Zerg rush!
SmashGalaxy100 played peek-a-boo with an enderman. It was not amused.
SmashGalaxy100 was blown a kiss from a ghast.
SmashGalaxy100 learned pigmen don't act like pigs.
SmashGalaxy100 became a blazing torch.
SmashGalaxy100 thought the red blob was living jello.
SmashGalaxy100 tried to ride the enderdragon.
SmashGalaxy100 played friendly with a griefer.
SmashGalaxy100 holds his sword by the wrong end.
SmashGalaxy100 stuck his head in a furnace.
SmashGalaxy100 makes a good pincusion.
SmashGalaxy100 was ambushed while stargazing outside.
SmashGalaxy100 was trampled by a hoard of ponies. How pathetic.
SmashGalaxy100 sheared a wild wolf.
SmashGalaxy100 didn't cry 'medic'.
SmashGalaxy100 got lost spelunking.
SmashGalaxy100 made the ultimate ragequit.
What goes up must come down, right, ijasonl97? (death by falling)
ijasonl97 lost a staring contest with an Enderman (death from an Enderman)
Sqatter learned that taking drugs is bad for your health
Sqatter burned in goo
(Death by arrow)
Sqatter stood in the line of fire
(Repeated death)
Sqatter is probably smashing his face into his keyboard
(Death by zombie pigman)
Sqatter didn't realize what the golden swords were for
(Death by enderman)
Sqatter wasn't thinking with portals
(Death by Enderdragon)
Sqatter tried.
Sqatter tripped into the portal
(Death by creeper/TNT)
Sqatter forgot what that sound meant.
Sqatter's insides are outside
(Death by zombie)
Sqatter wondered where the guns were
Sqatter needs a better combo-weapon