Creepers are distant relatives of pigs, and in ancient times, both ancient pigs and ancient creepers, which were then simple, passive creatures, were preyed upon by giant wildcats. The wildcats were deadly hunters, attacking with deadly claws and fangs. However, as time passed, the world changed, and the great felines of old disappeared from existance, leaving behind the rare Ocelot. Pigs have now long forgotten the wildcats, and have become mere farm animals, but creepers changed greatly. They harnessed the power of explosives, and fought battles against Steve. But now Ocelots are emerging from the shadows, and creepers still remember their form, and believe them to be the cubs of their ancient predators. Steve has learn to tame the Ocelots, and now they have become an invaluble form of protection against one of the most dangerous monsters out there.
Once upon a time there was a creeper named Fred. Fred was made fun of by the other creepers because he couldn't walk on 2 legs and had to adapted by growing arms and getting on all fours and crawling. One day Fred went insane and killed many creepers. Ever since then, Creepers will not attack anything on four legs and will run away if something on four legs attacks them.
Long ago a man named Professor Steve went into his lab and found that he had a lot of surplus mice. Remembering an enticing offer from a military officer named General Steve, he decided that he could use the mice's intelligence to make a homing stealth bomb for the military.
So he got to work. He decided that he best approach would be to make an artificial, biological, stealthy, explosive weapon. Using cultured cells from the rat, he created a body that could synthesize trinitrotoluene from food. Working on the creatures' motile structures, he created a tetrapod based structure for silent movement and because rats are tetrapods. Then he created the creatures' heads using the mouses' brain. He made their skin camouflage because it was for military use. He made the creatures naturally attracted to humans and made them explode when they get close to humans.
After several successful tests he, was so excited to tell General Steve of the good news that he forgot to secure the door that imprisoned the creatures. The creatures, due to their intelligence, were able to escape.
The fact that creapers are scared of cats can only mean that the creapers escaped before professor Steve could remove their natural fear of cats from their brains.
Once there was Bob the cat. The hoominz were getting pretty sick of creepers always blowing up their giant pixel art ponies. So they hired Bob. Bob was a factory worker, but this was often not enough to provide for his family, so he sometimes took the dirty jobs. Anyhow, they hired Bob to assassinate any V.I.P. creepers he could find. Now, Bob was assassining around, looking for creepers, and he happened upon Mr. Astley, a pillar of creepr society. Considering what he had been hired to do, he clawed the living hell out of Mr. Astley's face, killing him. From that day on, creepers have avoided cats, and in particular Bob, but have always tried to kill hoominz for what they indirectly did to Mr. Ashley.*Astley
I will send Bob after you spellcheck.
A. In the ultimate showdown (Click here to watch ) the cats were fighting the creeper ad the cats won.
B. The Creeper was once exploring a Jungle and a cat fell out of a tree and exploded because a miraculous even occured when a player set of TNT and it exploded as the same time the cat fell and died and the creeper was SOOOOOOO ashamed that he couldnt make such big of an explosion he honored the cat as a god.
C. CHUCK NORRIS
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ocelots and creepers ran into a fight a thousand years ago.
It was in a great jungle, an ocelot was enjoying a quick dip when a human flashed past, with a creeper close on his tail, The creeper stopped, and blew up. Killing the ocelot in the process. Now news of the killing got to the council of ocelots very quickly. And the king decided to go to war. They met on either side of a ravine. The creeper king and ocelot king and all their men. The creepers made the first move, calling on the Endermen to build a bridge across. While the ocelots waited on the other side. As soon as the bridge was finished. The ocelots charged! Slashing at the creepers millions of both sides fell off the narrow bridges and hit the ground. While the player scavenged under them collecting all the gunpowder. More and more creepers died, exploding on the bridges and killing themselves plus many ocelots. The battle took day and night, during the night skeletons and zombies would give them support. Finally the ocelot king cleared the ravine in one jump, slashing at creepers here and there. The other ocelots followed cutting a swab right to the creeper king. The ocelot king cut him down in one slash, the other creepers just stood there. Then they ran far away from any ocelot. Todays creepers are rogue survivors of the battle, keeping away from every ocelot in sight, the ocelot king is long dead by now. But the player found out the creepers weakness and tamed ocelots and used them for sentrys.
Once upon a time there was a creeper named Fred. Fred was made fun of by the other creepers because he couldn't walk on 2 legs and had to adapted by growing arms and getting on all fours and crawling. One day Fred went insane and killed many creepers. Ever since then, Creepers will not attack anything on four legs and will run away if something on four legs attacks them.
Creepers are distant relatives of pigs, and in ancient times, both ancient pigs and ancient creepers, which were then simple, passive creatures, were preyed upon by giant wildcats. The wildcats were deadly hunters, attacking with deadly claws and fangs. However, as time passed, the world changed, and the great felines of old disappeared from existance, leaving behind the rare Ocelot. Pigs have now long forgotten the wildcats, and have become mere farm animals, but creepers changed greatly. They harnessed the power of explosives, and fought battles against Steve. But now Ocelots are emerging from the shadows, and creepers still remember their form, and believe them to be the cubs of their ancient predators. Steve has learn to tame the Ocelots, and now they have become an invaluble form of protection against one of the most dangerous monsters out there.
Eh?
PSSH you can't do it
Creepers haven four legs...
So he got to work. He decided that he best approach would be to make an artificial, biological, stealthy, explosive weapon. Using cultured cells from the rat, he created a body that could synthesize trinitrotoluene from food. Working on the creatures' motile structures, he created a tetrapod based structure for silent movement and because rats are tetrapods. Then he created the creatures' heads using the mouses' brain. He made their skin camouflage because it was for military use. He made the creatures naturally attracted to humans and made them explode when they get close to humans.
After several successful tests he, was so excited to tell General Steve of the good news that he forgot to secure the door that imprisoned the creatures. The creatures, due to their intelligence, were able to escape.
The fact that creapers are scared of cats can only mean that the creapers escaped before professor Steve could remove their natural fear of cats from their brains.
you really have not played minecraft till you have tried hard or higher difficulty...
I will send Bob after you spellcheck.
B. The Creeper was once exploring a Jungle and a cat fell out of a tree and exploded because a miraculous even occured when a player set of TNT and it exploded as the same time the cat fell and died and the creeper was SOOOOOOO ashamed that he couldnt make such big of an explosion he honored the cat as a god.
C. CHUCK NORRIS
God: I created a circle. Notch: ...
you just ruined my childhood dreams of thatching them all. are you proud of your self?
hours of Pokemon memories ruined!!!
Wow my sig has the same picture. =)
1 word EPIC
derphere is the real reason creepers are aforesaid of any thing else that might hiss and cats hiss
Hey creepers might be egyptians and doesn't want to get sent to hell.
I said this. Two days later, my computer's motherboard melted down and I had to get a new one with Windows 8.
Irony in the first degree.