I'm sorry xbox but you have been dumped for mac
The only game I played was minecraft so I thought of how much better it could be
And here I am once formerly known as gotmantis now slight_uplift hit me up and let's play
I think he's trying to say that he now plays minecraft on his mac, and finds it a lot better than xbox, and wants people to play with him?
Not sure, though
EDIT: I tried translating the original post into normal English:
"I have decided to stop playing xbox minecraft, and instead play it on a mac.
Minecraft is the only game I play, and it is so much better on a mac than on xbox.
My original username was gotmantis. However, it is now slight_uphill. Anyone want to play with me?"
Yea, that one made a lot more sense than the first post. Try actually reading out loud what you have written and see if it makes any sense to you. What in the hell does "fear my punctuation" mean? Is it looking to kick your ass for some reason?