[...] how much TNT does it take to blow up obsidian? [...]
At one point in history, the algorithm in the code indicated that it would be possible to blow up obsidian by simultaneously detonating 75,000 blocks of TNT right next to it. Not sure if that's the case now though..
There has been a lack of updates for several reasons.
1. A power shortage in the labs.
2. The eggs the chickens have laid became defective. They no longer produced adult chickens instantly, which was done through fancy pansty shmancy scientific modifying, but they created baby chickens like normal eggs. It took at least a month, but we have created artificial eggs, and we no longer need to rely on the slave-- er, volunteer chickens to produce eggs.
3. Lack of inspiration.
No pictures yet, but here's a fun fact: 29 chickens were used in testing. 24 lived. One is dying in the end chamber. One had escaped and is most likely suffering alone.
Also slimes are the worst creatures imaginable. They got inside the labs somehow and gooed up the buttons used to open the doors, so they wouldn't work. They had to be cleaned out. Slimes are killed on sight by our remote controlled attack chickens.
[OOC: The real reason I didn't update was because chicken eggs make baby chickens now instead of adult chickens. Thanks to the snapshot's "spawn chicken" feature the labs are back up. And the slimes were an issue-- the map is at bedrock level and they were derping around the walls and not letting me click buttons.]
To make up for a lack of pictures last update, here's an image of the old egg collecting chamber.
This was used to collect eggs when they were still functioning. The chickens lay eggs, which are collected and then injected with steroids magic to make them hatch as a full grown chicken. Now that we have artificial eggs, however, there is no need for these chickens or their eggs.
Did the chicken come first or the egg? We don't know, but the egg came before the artificial egg.
You should try special group tests for chickens, like which ones will survive in a Lava flood.
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GENIUS.
I'm going to actually try this now. Also, on an unrelated note, I'm going to name the waiting test subjects. Because why not.
EDIT: The grey-with-white chicken is Simon.
The white-with-grey chicken is Lewis.
And the brown-and-white chicken is Jeremy.
I have no idea where the name Jeremy came from.
EDIT2: A group test has been activated.
Jeremy stood there while the lava flooded in.
Simon looked at the lava, lol'd and jumped in.
Lewis jumped out of the way when he saw the lava.
At one point in history, the algorithm in the code indicated that it would be possible to blow up obsidian by simultaneously detonating 75,000 blocks of TNT right next to it. Not sure if that's the case now though..
Yes.
Umm... I don't.... Know... Exactly
26 chickens have been tested so far.
23 are dead/near dead.
Plus,
It takes a chicken 5 seconds to cross a pool 7 blocks long, 3 blocks wide and 2 blocks deep. With a pool of equal size, it takes a human 3 seconds.
Chickens are fine, they're just stupid.
Science has proven that they aren't evil.
haha ya that's what I was thinkin. sounds like a cave johnson experiment
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Somehow, we got a babby in Waiting Room 4.
Must've been an unattended egg....
Well, to the incinerator we go.
The chicken jumped around when the chick was put inside the incinerator, then calmed down until the lava started to flow.
Interesting.
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Its feathers turned green through radiation.
[real answer: I retextured it]
There has been a lack of updates for several reasons.
1. A power shortage in the labs.
2. The eggs the chickens have laid became defective. They no longer produced adult chickens instantly, which was done through fancy pansty shmancy scientific modifying, but they created baby chickens like normal eggs. It took at least a month, but we have created artificial eggs, and we no longer need to rely on the slave-- er, volunteer chickens to produce eggs.
3. Lack of inspiration.
No pictures yet, but here's a fun fact: 29 chickens were used in testing. 24 lived. One is dying in the end chamber. One had escaped and is most likely suffering alone.
Also slimes are the worst creatures imaginable. They got inside the labs somehow and gooed up the buttons used to open the doors, so they wouldn't work. They had to be cleaned out. Slimes are killed on sight by our remote controlled attack chickens.
[OOC: The real reason I didn't update was because chicken eggs make baby chickens now instead of adult chickens. Thanks to the snapshot's "spawn chicken" feature the labs are back up. And the slimes were an issue-- the map is at bedrock level and they were derping around the walls and not letting me click buttons.]
But lol, please go on.
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This was used to collect eggs when they were still functioning. The chickens lay eggs, which are collected and then injected with
steroidsmagic to make them hatch as a full grown chicken. Now that we have artificial eggs, however, there is no need for these chickens or their eggs.Did the chicken come first or the egg? We don't know, but the egg came before the artificial egg.
...
GENIUS.
I'm going to actually try this now. Also, on an unrelated note, I'm going to name the waiting test subjects. Because why not.
EDIT: The grey-with-white chicken is Simon.
The white-with-grey chicken is Lewis.
And the brown-and-white chicken is Jeremy.
I have no idea where the name Jeremy came from.
EDIT2: A group test has been activated.
Jeremy stood there while the lava flooded in.
Simon looked at the lava, lol'd and jumped in.
Lewis jumped out of the way when he saw the lava.