They are spys, They are enemys, Most of all, They are EVIL! One time i was in my house looking at my garden, Suddenly i see a chicken near my sheep, Then it saw me and ran away into some lava, I went there cause it had run out but it was gone, No drops either, I move back to my house only to see the chicken looking out the SAME window! Then i hear clucking and then hissing, I was killed, But i did not revive, I watched a chicken and a spider looking at eachother, The chicken then seemed to lead the spider away into a cave, Another time a chicken pushed me into my own mob trap, And again when i was playing the latest snapshot i saw a chicken look at a villager for a bit before jumping through my nether portal, I went there only to find a creeper waiting for me, Countless other times chickens have caused my demise, Chicken walking around my house then during the night i found creeper come in from my escape and a chicken on the nearby pressure plate, A chicken pushing me into a pond of lava when heading to my house to put some diamonds in a chest, And many more...
I hope you heed my warning a beware the chickens, Watch them always and be wary of them, Many times i've seen them seemingly dissapear after going into a nether portal, If you learn more or have had problems whith the chickens please post here.
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Forever both a Chrono Trigger fan and a brony.
My avatar is an alien parasitic killing machine that has used all the DNA on the planet to make itself into the ultimate being.
You might want to know that cows are evil as well. Pigs too.
Cows are neutral to me, And i had a pet pig named Porkers, Alas he died valiantly as he saved me from falling into lava whith diamond armor and pickaxe, A chicken had been attempting to push me in when Porkers pushed me away from it but fell in himself, I keep a piece of cooked pork that fell did not burn from the lava in a chest guarded by traps to keep away chickens and another piece under the earth by a stone block whith a sign saying "Here lies Porkers, A valiant pig."
So i have determines that pigs and cows are not evil, Sheep as well.
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Forever both a Chrono Trigger fan and a brony.
My avatar is an alien parasitic killing machine that has used all the DNA on the planet to make itself into the ultimate being.
They are spys, They are enemys, Most of all, They are EVIL! One time i was in my house looking at my garden, Suddenly i see a chicken near my sheep, Then it saw me and ran away into some lava, I went there cause it had run out but it was gone, No drops either, I move back to my house only to see the chicken looking out the SAME window! Then i hear clucking and then hissing, I was killed, But i did not revive, I watched a chicken and a spider looking at eachother, The chicken then seemed to lead the spider away into a cave, Another time a chicken pushed me into my own mob trap, And again when i was playing the latest snapshot i saw a chicken look at a villager for a bit before jumping through my nether portal, I went there only to find a creeper waiting for me, Countless other times chickens have caused my demise, Chicken walking around my house then during the night i found creeper come in from my escape and a chicken on the nearby pressure plate, A chicken pushing me into a pond of lava when heading to my house to put some diamonds in a chest, And many more...
I hope you heed my warning a beware the chickens, Watch them always and be wary of them, Many times i've seen them seemingly dissapear after going into a nether portal, If you learn more or have had problems whith the chickens please post here.
You must be on the hit-list. You likely owed the chicken money at some point, and never paid it back. Those monsters are his assassins.
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Are youbored of minecraft? It's not the new features. I'll give you a hint:It's the terrain generation. Go play a map generated in 1.7.3 or earlier, then tell me you don't agree.
Cows are neutral to me, And i had a pet pig named Porkers, Alas he died valiantly as he saved me from falling into lava whith diamond armor and pickaxe, A chicken had been attempting to push me in when Porkers pushed me away from it but fell in himself, I keep a piece of cooked pork that fell did not burn from the lava in a chest guarded by traps to keep away chickens and another piece under the earth by a stone block whith a sign saying "Here lies Porkers, A valiant pig."
So i have determines that pigs and cows are not evil, Sheep as well.
You must be on the hit-list. You likely owed the chicken money at some point, and never paid it back. Those monsters are his assassins.
I don't know, I never got the chicken and am trying to capture some to see if i can get info about the chickens, I remember hitting a chicken by accident one time.
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Forever both a Chrono Trigger fan and a brony.
My avatar is an alien parasitic killing machine that has used all the DNA on the planet to make itself into the ultimate being.
And again when i was playing the latest snapshot i saw a chicken look at a villager for a bit before jumping through my nether portal, I went there only to find a creeper waiting for me
I'm calling bull, creepers don't spawn in the nether.
I'm calling bull, creepers don't spawn in the nether.
I was OUTSIDE of the nether.
Edit: I just found a cave whith grass and chickens, I also captured some chickens and was saved from being pushed in the lava by a chicken by another chicken who i've named Clucky The Good Chicken, Also a creeper exploded killing another pig i got named Porkers the second, So far all i have gotten out of the captured chickens is this huge amount of information: Cluck.
Forever both a Chrono Trigger fan and a brony.
My avatar is an alien parasitic killing machine that has used all the DNA on the planet to make itself into the ultimate being.
Did I ever tell you the story about how I got over 200 chickens in less than a 8 layer chunk wide automatic farm?
I barely had any chickens, and no one on the server would sell eggs! Then, one day, when multiple admins were on, I mentioned the farm and an admin, disguised as herobrine, teleported to me and egged me inside my own hidden obsidian base. I exclaimed loudly on the chat "WTF! HEROBRINE MAGICALLY TELEPORTED TO ME AND IS NOW EGGING ME RIGHT OUTSIDE MY OWN CHICKEN FARM!"
Then, the owner of the server, or as I refer to in the stories, God/Notch, teleported in. They chat battled for about 30 seconds then the owner used a smite command and killed herobrine.
"Herobrine was a paradox to nature" it said when that happened on the chat; it informs us of all deaths.
He dropped a diamond sword, and over 4 full chests of eggs. I asked the admin if I could take them, and he said yes. I put them in my redstone repeater-dispenser system and in less than thirty minutes I had over 200 chickens in a tiny farm.
Hour after the herobrine incident Co-Owner came on when the Owner had left, TP'd to me, looked at my chicken farm, banned me for hacking. He's a pretty suspicious guy; don't blame him, suspicious amount of diamond block stacks out there.
No worries, it was sorted out a day later. Ever since then, I've used Herobrine's sword to kill chickens...
I'll never stop repairing and enchanting that damn thing... and every time, it seems I get SMITE I!
"Pushing me in a pond of lava"
"Another time a chicken pushed me into my own mob trap"
Dude mob pushers are natural
"creepers waiting for me"
what? ya serious? maybe its a huge quinsedence
"Bro you just went full retard "
wrong grammar but a bigg support
"What the actual **** bro.. "
yah very.
i dunno if ur just an 8 yrs old guy or what ever
claiming chickens are murderers and assains.
"Pushing me in a pond of lava"
"Another time a chicken pushed me into my own mob trap"
Dude mob pushers are natural
"creepers waiting for me"
what? ya serious? maybe its a huge quinsedence
"Bro you just went full retard "
wrong grammar but a bigg support
"What the actual **** bro.. "
yah very.
i dunno if ur just an 8 yrs old guy or what ever
claiming chickens are murderers and assains.
Let me sum up what you just posted. You used the words
ya
quinsedence
bro
bigg
yah
i dunno
ur 8yrs old guy
It also featured you saying "I don't know if you're 8 years old" although you summed your spelling fails in to a grand finale in the same sentence.
Murderers and... ass-ains.... assane. Insane? Hard to mispell it that way. I used my gibberish translator (yes I have one, corrects spelling pretty well) but it came out 'Asians'.
Let me sum up what you just posted. You used the words
ya
quinsedence
bro
bigg
yah
i dunno
ur 8yrs old guy
It also featured you saying "I don't know if you're 8 years old" although you summed your spelling fails in to a grand finale in the same sentence.
Also you assumed the OP was serious.
Alright, Captain. Spelling, AWAY!
Edit:
Murderers and... ass-ains.... assane. Insane? Hard to mispell it that way. I used my gibberish translator (yes I have one, corrects spelling pretty well) but it came out 'Asians'.
oh sorry mister perfect i dint know being wrong is bad im so sorry oh and BTW assain was wrong i mispelled Assassin you happy mister I-AM-PERFECT :angry.gif:
oh sorry mister perfect i dint know being wrong is bad im so sorry oh and BTW assain was wrong i mispelled Assassin you happy mister I-AM-PERFECT :angry.gif:
I think he was more pointing out that you were being a jerk.
I hope you heed my warning a beware the chickens, Watch them always and be wary of them, Many times i've seen them seemingly dissapear after going into a nether portal, If you learn more or have had problems whith the chickens please post here.
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Retired StaffCows are neutral to me, And i had a pet pig named Porkers, Alas he died valiantly as he saved me from falling into lava whith diamond armor and pickaxe, A chicken had been attempting to push me in when Porkers pushed me away from it but fell in himself, I keep a piece of cooked pork that fell did not burn from the lava in a chest guarded by traps to keep away chickens and another piece under the earth by a stone block whith a sign saying "Here lies Porkers, A valiant pig."
So i have determines that pigs and cows are not evil, Sheep as well.
My avatar is an alien parasitic killing machine that has used all the DNA on the planet to make itself into the ultimate being.
You must be on the hit-list. You likely owed the chicken money at some point, and never paid it back. Those monsters are his assassins.
Go play a map generated in 1.7.3 or earlier, then tell me you don't agree.
What the actual **** bro..
I don't know, I never got the chicken and am trying to capture some to see if i can get info about the chickens, I remember hitting a chicken by accident one time.
My avatar is an alien parasitic killing machine that has used all the DNA on the planet to make itself into the ultimate being.
I'm calling bull, creepers don't spawn in the nether.
I was OUTSIDE of the nether.
Edit: I just found a cave whith grass and chickens, I also captured some chickens and was saved from being pushed in the lava by a chicken by another chicken who i've named Clucky The Good Chicken, Also a creeper exploded killing another pig i got named Porkers the second, So far all i have gotten out of the captured chickens is this huge amount of information: Cluck.
My avatar is an alien parasitic killing machine that has used all the DNA on the planet to make itself into the ultimate being.
I barely had any chickens, and no one on the server would sell eggs! Then, one day, when multiple admins were on, I mentioned the farm and an admin, disguised as herobrine, teleported to me and egged me inside my own hidden obsidian base. I exclaimed loudly on the chat "WTF! HEROBRINE MAGICALLY TELEPORTED TO ME AND IS NOW EGGING ME RIGHT OUTSIDE MY OWN CHICKEN FARM!"
Then, the owner of the server, or as I refer to in the stories, God/Notch, teleported in. They chat battled for about 30 seconds then the owner used a smite command and killed herobrine.
"Herobrine was a paradox to nature" it said when that happened on the chat; it informs us of all deaths.
He dropped a diamond sword, and over 4 full chests of eggs. I asked the admin if I could take them, and he said yes. I put them in my redstone repeater-dispenser system and in less than thirty minutes I had over 200 chickens in a tiny farm.
Hour after the herobrine incident Co-Owner came on when the Owner had left, TP'd to me, looked at my chicken farm, banned me for hacking. He's a pretty suspicious guy; don't blame him, suspicious amount of diamond block stacks out there.
No worries, it was sorted out a day later. Ever since then, I've used Herobrine's sword to kill chickens...
I'll never stop repairing and enchanting that damn thing... and every time, it seems I get SMITE I!
"Another time a chicken pushed me into my own mob trap"
Dude mob pushers are natural
"creepers waiting for me"
what? ya serious? maybe its a huge quinsedence
"Bro you just went full retard "
wrong grammar but a bigg support
"What the actual **** bro.. "
yah very.
i dunno if ur just an 8 yrs old guy or what ever
claiming chickens are murderers and assains.
Let me sum up what you just posted. You used the words
ya
quinsedence
bro
bigg
yah
i dunno
ur
8 yrs old guy
It also featured you saying "I don't know if you're 8 years old" although you summed your spelling fails in to a grand finale in the same sentence.
Also you assumed the OP was serious.
Alright, Captain. Spelling, AWAY!
Edit:
Murderers and... ass-ains.... assane. Insane? Hard to mispell it that way. I used my gibberish translator (yes I have one, corrects spelling pretty well) but it came out 'Asians'.
EZ-BBQ's, why else?
oh sorry mister perfect i dint know being wrong is bad im so sorry oh and BTW assain was wrong i mispelled Assassin you happy mister I-AM-PERFECT :angry.gif:
I think he was more pointing out that you were being a jerk.