Why would the chickens be getting rid of the sheep? you see it is actually quite obvios pigs and sheep are the two originall friendly mobs then came the cow and the chicken cow are jealos so they decided to act inocent like the chikens the chickens however have been hiding out for years in the nether "there homeland" they discoverd the portal not long before us then they used that to go to ourland they then realized we had some special powers they did not (placing and breking along with crafting)they then started to plot plot to destoy our world enslave us and bring us to theres
creepurs skellys spiders zombies and cows joined in after deciding that we have been killing them for so long its time to tae revenge
no the cows are mercenaries pay them money and they will take out a chicken there home world is the void the are unaffected by its deadly power remember gold ingot=1 kill 2 iron=1 kill coal,stone,wood and any other thing that's not a rare mineral is useless to them and diamond and lapis= 3 kill BTW slimes are territorial and for a good price they will kill chickens too
I beat chickens to death with my fists and collect the remains, then I utilize them in my ranged weaponry to impale their brethren. Cows are my friends though, I've witnessed chickens pushing them off cliffs.
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There is absolutely no sheer quantity of belief that can change the facts. [unless you're religious]
Here's my story,
i was on my way home from an expedition and i was looking at a valley. Suddenly i hear a cluck then an explosion knocks me into the valley and i die. i also had about 25 diamonds from the caves i found. DON'T TRUST CHICKENS!!
I looked up from the dirt, nothing in my hands but the pasted mud, against my face and body. I was afraid to look up, As I felt the claws of him rip through the back of my shirt, Tearing at my spine. I had no where to go. There is no where to hide. I lift my eyes only to find the bits and pieces of my home, the deer running away, from the fire screaming towards me. I stumbled apon the blocks beneath me, struggling to get up, only to find one of them clawing to my spine. I jerked him off, and tried punching, whatever I could do. He did not die. I ran for my life, as the fire came closer, and closer, the heat crawled against my back like the red ooze down my leg. I could not turn around. Such contact would result in the most terrible death imaginable. Running from the hot flames, I hear the sounds. I fall to the ground, screaming in terror. The muddy floor attacks my face, as I am eaten by the floor. The sounds echo through my head. I can feel their eyes watching me from the air, and as I run, I am thrusted into the air, only to be greeted by a piercing claw and a face familiar to me. Too familiar. The chicken I loved for so much, cared for more than myself, stared me into the eyes. I knew the battle was over, and the final screams came with the final skull, as my spine and skull dangle around me. This war is over, do not go to the world, do not think you are better than them!
I decided to surround my bed with cakes instead of making a cake room! The souls of the dead chicken-capsules will kill me in my sleep! No really, mobs keep appearing when I sleep, and my house is completely lighted. There are no holes. They attack like 3 times every time I go to bed!
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Chickens are spawning in my house! Help! PLEASE!
Your house has been compromised therefore you must blow it to hell.
(This is a true story.) My name is digimondude and I was killed by a chicken. It sounds obscenely crazy, I know. But it is true. Up until now, we all thought that the chickens were only spying on us. NOT ANYMORE!!! I was playing in my ssp world. There was a hole to that had randomly generated when I had made the world. And there was lava at the bottom. Lots of lava. Anyway, I was building a glass roof over it. And then a chicken wandered close. Only two blocks away form me. I tried to sort of go around it, because I was a sort of chicken pacifist. I mean, I only killed them if I really need some arrows. NOT ANYMORE!!! The chicken lunged at me and pushed me into the pit. I landed in the lava and lost my diamond pick, shovel, axe, and tons of glass and cobblestone. When I respawned, I went back to that spot hoping for revenge, but the chicken was long gone.
From now on, I, digimondude, sincerely pledge to observe, detain, and terminate all chickens in Minecraftia, because, I too, believe that chickens are the most sincere form of evil that can ever exist.