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You could trap the villager in a room full of water, then rig up loads of dispensers to fire instant health potions at it, so it is always drowning but never dies.

Make a TNT cannon, lure them in and fire in the hole!
Or, Make a contraption out of pistons and blocks and trap him inside with lava flowing in!

Put a gun to his head and demand the towns deed, then when they give it to me, i shoot him in the legs, then the arms, then he head.

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You can't do any of that in minecraft.

With mods you can... He never said nothing about using mods

Plan 2

Step 1: Hollow out the ground underneath their village.

Step 2: make a piston contraption which will drag them underground.

Step 3: make a 1x2 cage for each villager

Step 4: fill the bottom pat of each cage with lava, while making a device that will drop water into the cages at the press of a button, and get all the villagers into place.

Step 5: activate piston machine while thy are in bed causing them to fall into the glass prisons with lava in them, quickly pressing the water button trapping their legs in obsidian.

Step 6: train a army of wolves to slowly eat the villagers.

Step 7: call the wolves away leave the area after extinguishing every light in the underground cavern leaving the half dead villagers to the spiders, zombies and other hostile mobs.

Still a cruel biznach >:biggrin.gif:

If only I could....

Classic carnival spinny-wheel of doom. Throw diamond swords at them. Profit.

Take all their food and let them starve.And at the last moment when they are about to die of starvation,Eat all their food..

While the villager's are out hunting,I take away all their home's and put trees in there place's..So they would have to sleep out in the dark/cold

Transport them to the insides of my monster grinder! (monsters, water, and lava!)

EDIT: Even better idea. Use water currents to push a testificate onto a pressure plate. That pressure plate would active lava/tnt/arrow dispensers, and it would destroy the entire village. Oh, and I would make a glass wall, so that the testificate could watch the consequences of what he did!

EDIT 2: I would make a pit with pistons ever 5 levels down. The pistons would be attached to a timer, and the testificate would drop 5 blocks, then 5 blocks, then another 5 blocks, all the way to bedrock, where they would fall into water, broken and nearly dead, and then drowned.

I would trap him in a HUGE Cage, Add Glass, TNT The WHOLLLE Floor, and Add a creeper in there, set off Flint And Steel, and you got urself Rapeeee.

I would use a painting mod and import a picture of Justin Beiber

You people are horrible, why do you want to torture the poor villagers? :sad.gif:

What is this "could" you speak of?
I torture them by building a tnt cannon hidden far away, then fire it into the black smiths's general area. It burns the village, then I capture the survivors in glass cages. They fall through a lava blade, into water, repeatedly, until they have about 7 health. Then I use a minecart system to take them to the nearest ravine, destroy the minecarts, and sort them into separate rooms. There are pistons in the room that shove them one at a time into the ravine, and I take shots at them with my bow, trying to kill them before they land in lava below.

Simple. Make them complete shut-ins. Lock them inside their houses, and if they step outside, rig TNT to detonate and kill them.

Or failing that, we could make the live next a sea sponge and star. And actually work for a living.

I would put them in a fenced camp, stave them and force them to do hard labour. When they cannot work anymore I would burn them in an incinerator infront of their family. That would be all of them because their crappy AI doesnt do anything.

Place one in a 2 deep bedrock hole at bedrock level, then bury it.

I would poison them, punch them, burn them, make them fall and with half a heart left i would heal it with a potion and repeat many times and last I would burn and blow up their village, put them into a jail made out of bedrock with monster spawners and windows so they can watch cakes and when they have bean there a long time, I will realease them and punch them to death.:steve_lol:

i will trap them in ther hose and pour laver over them them i use water make osden over them and kill them

I would build a wall of tnt around the village, fill itt with tnt, i guess you guys know the rest.