"I had a pet once, but he betrayed me. It all happened on a beautiful summer afternoon. I was mining and fighting mobs, but then I was hit on the head and knocked out. I woke hours later in a room in the mineshaft.
I was scared so I left and tried to get out, but I ran into my chicken. He then pulled out a tamed creeper. I asked how he tamed it. He then said "Steve I'm working with the monsters." I wanted to tell him not to do it. He then turned and let the creeper attack me. I took a quick snapshot." My friend steve told me that story, I saw the crater where he blew up. I received the photo. He would
want me to show this. If you see this chicken. KILL HIM!!!!
I kill every chicken I find except for those in my farm. Those have no way to contact the monsters.Oh, and how could we forget? Until 1.8, when the CMM (Council for monsters in Minecraftia) outlawed it for making them look weak, most zombies were actually chickens in disguise.
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"I'll explain, and I'll use small words so you can understand, you warthog-faced buffoon!"